Language: Insanity -> Problems

Author: SeanKilleen

Deprecated/sp_BlitzIndex_SQL_Server_2005.sql

@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@ Known limitations of this version:
  --		Example 1: index creates use ONLINE=? instead of ONLINE=ON / ONLINE=OFF. This is because it's important for the user to understand if it's going to be offline and not just run a script.
  --		Example 2: they do not include all the options the index may have been created with (padding, compression filegroup/partition scheme etc.)
  --		(The compression and filegroup index create syntax isn't trivial because it's set at the partition level and isn't trivial to code. Two people have voted for wanting it so far.)
- - Doesn't advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of insanity.)
+ - Doesn't advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of problems.)
  - Found something? Let us know at [email protected].
 
  Thanks for using sp_BlitzIndex(TM)!

Install-All-Scripts.sql

@@ -4022,7 +4022,7 @@ AS
 		IF @BringThePain = 0 AND 50 <= (SELECT COUNT(*) FROM sys.databases) AND @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1
 			BEGIN
 			SET @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 0;
-			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.';
+			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.';
 			PRINT 'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.';
 			INSERT  INTO #BlitzResults
 			( CheckID ,
@@ -23015,7 +23015,7 @@ Known limitations of this version:
            filegroup/partition scheme etc.)
  --        (The compression and filegroup index create syntax is not trivial because it is set at the partition 
            level and is not trivial to code.)
- - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of insanity.)
+ - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of problems.)
 
 Unknown limitations of this version:
  - We knew them once, but we forgot.
@@ -23857,7 +23857,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
             VALUES  ( 1, 
 			          0, 
 		              N'You''re trying to run sp_BlitzIndex on a server with ' + CAST(@NumDatabases AS NVARCHAR(8)) + N' databases. ',
-                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.',
+                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.',
 				      N'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.',
                       'http://FirstResponderKit.org', 
 					  '', 
@@ -23884,7 +23884,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
 					   bir.create_tsql,
 					   bir.more_info 
 					   FROM #BlitzIndexResults AS bir;
-				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server', 12, 1);
+				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server', 12, 1);
 			END;
 
 		RETURN;

Install-Core-Blitz-No-Query-Store.sql

@@ -1160,7 +1160,7 @@ AS
 		IF @BringThePain = 0 AND 50 <= (SELECT COUNT(*) FROM sys.databases) AND @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1
 			BEGIN
 			SET @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 0;
-			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.';
+			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.';
 			PRINT 'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.';
 			INSERT  INTO #BlitzResults
 			( CheckID ,
@@ -20153,7 +20153,7 @@ Known limitations of this version:
            filegroup/partition scheme etc.)
  --        (The compression and filegroup index create syntax is not trivial because it is set at the partition 
            level and is not trivial to code.)
- - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of insanity.)
+ - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of problems.)
 
 Unknown limitations of this version:
  - We knew them once, but we forgot.
@@ -20995,7 +20995,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
             VALUES  ( 1, 
 			          0, 
 		              N'You''re trying to run sp_BlitzIndex on a server with ' + CAST(@NumDatabases AS NVARCHAR(8)) + N' databases. ',
-                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.',
+                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.',
 				      N'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.',
                       'http://FirstResponderKit.org', 
 					  '', 
@@ -21022,7 +21022,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
 					   bir.create_tsql,
 					   bir.more_info 
 					   FROM #BlitzIndexResults AS bir;
-				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server', 12, 1);
+				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server', 12, 1);
 			END;
 
 		RETURN;

Install-Core-Blitz-With-Query-Store.sql

@@ -1160,7 +1160,7 @@ AS
 		IF @BringThePain = 0 AND 50 <= (SELECT COUNT(*) FROM sys.databases) AND @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1
 			BEGIN
 			SET @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 0;
-			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.';
+			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.';
 			PRINT 'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.';
 			INSERT  INTO #BlitzResults
 			( CheckID ,
@@ -20153,7 +20153,7 @@ Known limitations of this version:
            filegroup/partition scheme etc.)
  --        (The compression and filegroup index create syntax is not trivial because it is set at the partition 
            level and is not trivial to code.)
- - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of insanity.)
+ - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of problems.)
 
 Unknown limitations of this version:
  - We knew them once, but we forgot.
@@ -20995,7 +20995,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
             VALUES  ( 1, 
 			          0, 
 		              N'You''re trying to run sp_BlitzIndex on a server with ' + CAST(@NumDatabases AS NVARCHAR(8)) + N' databases. ',
-                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.',
+                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.',
 				      N'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.',
                       'http://FirstResponderKit.org', 
 					  '', 
@@ -21022,7 +21022,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
 					   bir.create_tsql,
 					   bir.more_info 
 					   FROM #BlitzIndexResults AS bir;
-				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server', 12, 1);
+				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server', 12, 1);
 			END;
 
 		RETURN;

sp_Blitz.sql

@@ -1198,7 +1198,7 @@ AS
 		IF @BringThePain = 0 AND 50 <= (SELECT COUNT(*) FROM sys.databases) AND @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1
 			BEGIN
 			SET @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 0;
-			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.';
+			PRINT 'Running sp_Blitz @CheckUserDatabaseObjects = 1 on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.';
 			PRINT 'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.';
 			INSERT  INTO #BlitzResults
 			( CheckID ,

sp_BlitzIndex.sql

@@ -77,7 +77,7 @@ Known limitations of this version:
            filegroup/partition scheme etc.)
  --        (The compression and filegroup index create syntax is not trivial because it is set at the partition 
            level and is not trivial to code.)
- - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of insanity.)
+ - Does not advise you about data modeling for clustered indexes and primary keys (primarily looks for signs of problems.)
 
 Unknown limitations of this version:
  - We knew them once, but we forgot.
@@ -924,7 +924,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
             VALUES  ( 1, 
 			          0, 
 		              N'You''re trying to run sp_BlitzIndex on a server with ' + CAST(@NumDatabases AS NVARCHAR(8)) + N' databases. ',
-                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server and/or user.',
+                      N'Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server and/or user.',
 				      N'If you''re sure you want to do this, run again with the parameter @BringThePain = 1.',
                       'http://FirstResponderKit.org', 
 					  '', 
@@ -951,7 +951,7 @@ BEGIN TRY
 					   bir.create_tsql,
 					   bir.more_info 
 					   FROM #BlitzIndexResults AS bir;
-				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary insanity for the server', 12, 1);
+				RAISERROR('Running sp_BlitzIndex on a server with 50+ databases may cause temporary problems for the server', 12, 1);
 			END;
 
 		RETURN;