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@@ -9,7 +9,6 @@ A career-limiting card game.
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A dancing cryptographer.
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A genuine attempt to configure IPsec.
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A hand wavy argument.
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A long-term nonce.
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A non-fabricated use of pairings.
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A painfully slow Tor masturbation session.
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A popup Skype notification from ``lovemachine69'' during my keynote talk.
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An inappropriate workplace romance.
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An insecure VPN straight to the Kremlin.
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An overfull hbox.
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An overlooked patent.
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Arriving 13 minutes late to a 15 minute talk and having the gall to ask a question.
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Asking for 2 room keys during check-in, knowing full well I'm not getting laid.
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Bart Preneel's \\ private key.
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Double ROT-13.
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Drinking alone.
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Dropping the word Blockchain into my research proposal as many times as possible.
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Dual\_EC\_DRBG.
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Encrypted database security definitions.
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Explaining what my job is at a family reunion.
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Falling asleep in a 5-person meeting.
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Getting tenure, then chilling the f--- right out!
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Getting turned on by a proof.
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Going straight to journal.
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Government-mandated backdoors.
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HTTPS everywhere!
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Hands-on supervision.
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Having to write a polite rebuttal to the reviewer who clearly didn't read past page 2.
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Hiding my conflict of interest.
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Hillary Clinton's BlackBerry.
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Home-baked, snake oil crypto.
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Ignoring reviewer comments and resubmitting immediately.
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Purchasing the Springer hardcopies I publish in because my mom is collecting them.
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Putting an outdoors-y photo on my academic webpage to look well-rounded.
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Quadruple XOR.
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Quantum key distribution.
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Quickly trying to peek at someone's badge as I shake their hand, but it's flipped backwards.
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Reading the person in front's emails.
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Relatives who ask me to help them install their printer on Windows.

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