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It's dinnertime, and your son is hungry. 
You live in Guam. 
Unfortunately for you, you lost your car keys while kayaking this morning, and the Guam Mass Transit Authority (GMTA) system is undergoing scheduled maintenance. 
You live thirty miles away from the closest grocery store, and therefore have no way of buying new ingredients for dinner, so you'll have to work with what is already in the fridge...