chore: ncu -u (mostly)

Skips image-size@2 as it has breaking changes I'll need to adjust code for.

Author: JoshuaKGoldberg

package.json

@@ -59,54 +59,54 @@
 		"remove-dependencies": "^0.1.0",
 		"remove-undefined-objects": "^6.0.0",
 		"set-github-repository-labels": "^0.1.0",
-		"sort-package-json": "^2.14.0",
+		"sort-package-json": "^3.0.0",
 		"title-case": "^4.3.2",
 		"zod": "^3.24.2"
 	},
 	"devDependencies": {
 		"@eslint-community/eslint-plugin-eslint-comments": "4.4.1",
-		"@eslint/js": "9.20.0",
+		"@eslint/js": "9.21.0",
 		"@prettier/sync": "^0.5.2",
 		"@release-it/conventional-changelog": "10.0.0",
 		"@types/eslint-plugin-markdown": "2.0.2",
 		"@types/git-url-parse": "9.0.3",
 		"@types/html-to-text": "9.0.4",
 		"@types/js-yaml": "4.0.9",
-		"@types/lodash": "4.17.15",
-		"@types/node": "22.13.4",
+		"@types/lodash": "4.17.16",
+		"@types/node": "22.13.9",
 		"@types/parse-author": "2.0.3",
-		"@vitest/coverage-v8": "3.0.6",
-		"@vitest/eslint-plugin": "1.1.31",
+		"@vitest/coverage-v8": "3.0.7",
+		"@vitest/eslint-plugin": "1.1.36",
 		"all-contributors-cli": "6.26.1",
 		"bingo-stratum-testers": "0.5.3",
 		"bingo-testers": "0.5.3",
 		"console-fail-test": "0.5.0",
-		"cspell": "8.17.3",
-		"eslint": "9.20.1",
+		"cspell": "8.17.5",
+		"eslint": "9.21.0",
 		"eslint-plugin-jsdoc": "50.6.3",
 		"eslint-plugin-jsonc": "2.19.1",
 		"eslint-plugin-markdown": "5.1.0",
-		"eslint-plugin-n": "17.15.1",
-		"eslint-plugin-package-json": "0.26.0",
+		"eslint-plugin-n": "17.16.2",
+		"eslint-plugin-package-json": "0.26.2",
 		"eslint-plugin-perfectionist": "4.9.0",
 		"eslint-plugin-regexp": "2.7.0",
 		"eslint-plugin-yml": "1.17.0",
 		"husky": "9.1.7",
-		"knip": "5.44.1",
+		"knip": "5.45.0",
 		"lint-staged": "15.4.3",
 		"lodash": "^4.17.21",
 		"markdownlint": "0.37.4",
 		"markdownlint-cli": "0.44.0",
-		"prettier": "^3.5.1",
+		"prettier": "^3.5.3",
 		"prettier-plugin-curly": "0.3.1",
-		"prettier-plugin-packagejson": "2.5.8",
-		"prettier-plugin-sh": "0.14.0",
+		"prettier-plugin-packagejson": "2.5.10",
+		"prettier-plugin-sh": "0.15.0",
 		"release-it": "18.1.2",
 		"sentences-per-line": "0.3.0",
-		"tsup": "8.3.6",
-		"typescript": "5.7.3",
-		"typescript-eslint": "8.24.1",
-		"vitest": "3.0.6"
+		"tsup": "8.4.0",
+		"typescript": "5.8.2",
+		"typescript-eslint": "8.26.0",
+		"vitest": "3.0.7"
 	},
 	"engines": {
 		"node": ">=18.3.0"