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| 1 | +<!DOCTYPE html> |
| 2 | +<html lang="en"> |
| 3 | +<head> |
| 4 | + <meta charset="UTF-8"> |
| 5 | + <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0"> |
| 6 | + <title>404 — Maximilian Stein</title> |
| 7 | + <link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="favicon.png"> |
| 8 | + <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.googleapis.com"> |
| 9 | + <link rel="preconnect" href="https://fonts.gstatic.com" crossorigin> |
| 10 | + <link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Doto:wght@400;700&display=swap" rel="stylesheet"> |
| 11 | + <link rel="stylesheet" href="style.css"> |
| 12 | + <link rel="stylesheet" href="geocities.css"> |
| 13 | + <script> |
| 14 | + (function() { |
| 15 | + var t = localStorage.getItem('theme'); |
| 16 | + if (t === 'dark' || (!t && window.matchMedia('(prefers-color-scheme: dark)').matches)) { |
| 17 | + document.documentElement.setAttribute('data-theme', 'dark'); |
| 18 | + } |
| 19 | + if (localStorage.getItem('geocities') === 'true') { |
| 20 | + document.documentElement.setAttribute('data-geocities', 'true'); |
| 21 | + } |
| 22 | + })(); |
| 23 | + </script> |
| 24 | + <style> |
| 25 | + .four-oh-four { |
| 26 | + min-height: 70vh; |
| 27 | + display: flex; |
| 28 | + flex-direction: column; |
| 29 | + align-items: center; |
| 30 | + justify-content: center; |
| 31 | + text-align: center; |
| 32 | + padding: 2rem; |
| 33 | + } |
| 34 | + .glitch-code { |
| 35 | + font-family: 'Doto', monospace; |
| 36 | + font-size: clamp(6rem, 20vw, 12rem); |
| 37 | + font-weight: 700; |
| 38 | + background: var(--gradient); |
| 39 | + -webkit-background-clip: text; |
| 40 | + background-clip: text; |
| 41 | + -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent; |
| 42 | + line-height: 1; |
| 43 | + margin-bottom: 0.5rem; |
| 44 | + animation: glitch-shake 3s infinite; |
| 45 | + position: relative; |
| 46 | + } |
| 47 | + .glitch-code::after { |
| 48 | + content: '404'; |
| 49 | + position: absolute; |
| 50 | + left: 2px; |
| 51 | + top: 2px; |
| 52 | + background: var(--gradient); |
| 53 | + -webkit-background-clip: text; |
| 54 | + background-clip: text; |
| 55 | + -webkit-text-fill-color: transparent; |
| 56 | + opacity: 0.3; |
| 57 | + animation: glitch-shift 3s infinite; |
| 58 | + } |
| 59 | + @keyframes glitch-shake { |
| 60 | + 0%, 93%, 100% { transform: translate(0); } |
| 61 | + 94% { transform: translate(-2px, 1px); } |
| 62 | + 95% { transform: translate(2px, -1px); } |
| 63 | + 96% { transform: translate(-1px, 2px); } |
| 64 | + } |
| 65 | + @keyframes glitch-shift { |
| 66 | + 0%, 93%, 100% { clip-path: inset(0 0 0 0); } |
| 67 | + 94% { clip-path: inset(20% 0 60% 0); transform: translate(4px, 0); } |
| 68 | + 95% { clip-path: inset(50% 0 20% 0); transform: translate(-4px, 0); } |
| 69 | + 96% { clip-path: inset(70% 0 5% 0); transform: translate(3px, 0); } |
| 70 | + } |
| 71 | + .lost-message { |
| 72 | + font-family: 'Doto', monospace; |
| 73 | + font-size: 1.25rem; |
| 74 | + color: var(--text-secondary); |
| 75 | + margin-bottom: 1.5rem; |
| 76 | + max-width: 500px; |
| 77 | + } |
| 78 | + .lost-message strong { |
| 79 | + color: var(--text-primary); |
| 80 | + } |
| 81 | + .ascii-lost { |
| 82 | + font-family: 'Doto', monospace; |
| 83 | + font-size: 0.7rem; |
| 84 | + line-height: 1.15; |
| 85 | + color: var(--accent); |
| 86 | + white-space: pre; |
| 87 | + margin-bottom: 2rem; |
| 88 | + opacity: 0.8; |
| 89 | + } |
| 90 | + .home-btn { |
| 91 | + font-family: 'Doto', monospace; |
| 92 | + font-size: 1rem; |
| 93 | + font-weight: 700; |
| 94 | + padding: 0.75rem 2rem; |
| 95 | + background: var(--gradient); |
| 96 | + color: #fff; |
| 97 | + border: none; |
| 98 | + border-radius: 6px; |
| 99 | + text-decoration: none; |
| 100 | + cursor: pointer; |
| 101 | + transition: transform 0.2s, box-shadow 0.2s; |
| 102 | + } |
| 103 | + .home-btn:hover { |
| 104 | + transform: translateY(-2px); |
| 105 | + box-shadow: 0 4px 20px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); |
| 106 | + } |
| 107 | + .easter-egg { |
| 108 | + margin-top: 3rem; |
| 109 | + font-family: 'Doto', monospace; |
| 110 | + font-size: 0.85rem; |
| 111 | + color: var(--text-secondary); |
| 112 | + opacity: 0.6; |
| 113 | + cursor: pointer; |
| 114 | + transition: opacity 0.3s; |
| 115 | + } |
| 116 | + .easter-egg:hover { |
| 117 | + opacity: 1; |
| 118 | + } |
| 119 | + .path-echo { |
| 120 | + font-family: 'Doto', monospace; |
| 121 | + font-size: 0.8rem; |
| 122 | + color: var(--text-secondary); |
| 123 | + opacity: 0.5; |
| 124 | + margin-top: 0.75rem; |
| 125 | + word-break: break-all; |
| 126 | + } |
| 127 | + .path-echo code { |
| 128 | + background: var(--card-bg, rgba(255,255,255,0.05)); |
| 129 | + padding: 0.2rem 0.5rem; |
| 130 | + border-radius: 4px; |
| 131 | + } |
| 132 | + /* GeoCities overrides */ |
| 133 | + [data-geocities="true"] .glitch-code { |
| 134 | + background: none; |
| 135 | + -webkit-text-fill-color: #ff0000; |
| 136 | + text-shadow: 3px 3px #ffff00; |
| 137 | + animation: gc-blink 0.8s step-end infinite; |
| 138 | + } |
| 139 | + [data-geocities="true"] .glitch-code::after { display: none; } |
| 140 | + @keyframes gc-blink { |
| 141 | + 50% { opacity: 0.4; } |
| 142 | + } |
| 143 | + [data-geocities="true"] .lost-message { |
| 144 | + color: #00ff00; |
| 145 | + font-weight: bold; |
| 146 | + } |
| 147 | + [data-geocities="true"] .home-btn { |
| 148 | + background: #0000ff; |
| 149 | + border: 3px outset #c0c0c0; |
| 150 | + border-radius: 0; |
| 151 | + font-size: 1.1rem; |
| 152 | + } |
| 153 | + [data-geocities="true"] .ascii-lost { |
| 154 | + color: #ff00ff; |
| 155 | + opacity: 1; |
| 156 | + } |
| 157 | + </style> |
| 158 | +</head> |
| 159 | +<body> |
| 160 | + <header> |
| 161 | + <div class="container"> |
| 162 | + <a href="index.html" class="logo gradient-text" aria-label="Home">M.</a> |
| 163 | + <nav class="site-nav" aria-label="Main"> |
| 164 | + <a href="index.html">About</a> |
| 165 | + <a href="projects.html">Projects</a> |
| 166 | + <a href="thoughts.html">Thoughts</a> |
| 167 | + </nav> |
| 168 | + </div> |
| 169 | + <button class="theme-toggle" aria-label="Toggle dark mode"> |
| 170 | + <i class="fas fa-moon"></i> |
| 171 | + <i class="fas fa-sun"></i> |
| 172 | + </button> |
| 173 | + <button class="geocities-toggle" aria-label="Toggle GeoCities mode" title="Welcome to 1997!"> |
| 174 | + <i class="fas fa-floppy-disk"></i> |
| 175 | + </button> |
| 176 | + </header> |
| 177 | + |
| 178 | + <main> |
| 179 | + <section class="four-oh-four"> |
| 180 | + <div class="glitch-code">404</div> |
| 181 | + <div class="ascii-lost" aria-hidden="true"> |
| 182 | + ┌─────────────────────────┐ |
| 183 | + │ ╔═╗╔═╗╔═╗╔═╗╔═╗╔═╗ │ |
| 184 | + │ ║ ║║ ║║ ║╠═╝╚═╗║ │ |
| 185 | + │ ╚═╝╚═╝║ ║ ╚═╝╚═╝ │ |
| 186 | + │ │ |
| 187 | + │ File not found. │ |
| 188 | + └─────────────────────────┘</div> |
| 189 | + <p class="lost-message"> |
| 190 | + This page got lost somewhere between <strong>localhost</strong> and <strong>production</strong>. |
| 191 | + It happens to the best of us. |
| 192 | + </p> |
| 193 | + <p class="path-echo"><code id="path-display"></code></p> |
| 194 | + <a href="index.html" class="home-btn">← Take me home</a> |
| 195 | + <p class="easter-egg" id="egg" title="Click me">( ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻</p> |
| 196 | + </section> |
| 197 | + </main> |
| 198 | + |
| 199 | + <footer> |
| 200 | + <div class="container"> |
| 201 | + <p class="footer-text">Made with <span class="heart-beat" aria-hidden="true">❤️</span> in Seattle, WA</p> |
| 202 | + </div> |
| 203 | + </footer> |
| 204 | + |
| 205 | + <link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdnjs.cloudflare.com/ajax/libs/font-awesome/6.3.0/css/all.min.css" |
| 206 | + integrity="sha512-SzlrxWUlpfuzQ+pcUCosxcglQRNAq/DZjVsC0lE40xsADsfeQoEypE+enwcOiGjk/bSuGGKHEyjSoQ1zVisanQ==" |
| 207 | + crossorigin="anonymous" referrerpolicy="no-referrer" /> |
| 208 | + <script src="script.js" defer></script> |
| 209 | + <script src="geocities.js" defer></script> |
| 210 | + <script> |
| 211 | + // Show the path that 404'd |
| 212 | + document.getElementById('path-display').textContent = window.location.pathname; |
| 213 | + |
| 214 | + // Easter egg: table flip → table unflip |
| 215 | + var egg = document.getElementById('egg'); |
| 216 | + var flipped = false; |
| 217 | + egg.addEventListener('click', function() { |
| 218 | + if (!flipped) { |
| 219 | + egg.textContent = '┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)'; |
| 220 | + flipped = true; |
| 221 | + } else { |
| 222 | + egg.textContent = '( ╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻'; |
| 223 | + flipped = false; |
| 224 | + } |
| 225 | + }); |
| 226 | + </script> |
| 227 | +</body> |
| 228 | +</html> |
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