lambroast.py

# QSOLKCB Integration Snippet (Add to QuantumMemeRoaster class)
def qsolkcb_hash(self, phone_number):
    """QSOLKCB-inspired quantum-secure hash: Laser-entropy mock via Qiskit."""
    # Simulate optical RNG with qubit bits (your wrappers vibe)
    backend = Aer.get_backend('qasm_simulator')
    qc = QuantumCircuit(3, 3)
    qc.h(range(3))  # Superposition entropy
    qc.measure_all()
    job = execute(qc, backend, shots=1)
    bits = list(job.result().get_counts().keys())[0]
    hash_val = int(bits, 2) ^ hash(phone_number)  # XOR for meme-secure fun
    return hash_val % 2 == 0  # Even = verified (dummy logic; amp with real laser sim)

def verify_spam(self, phone_number):
    """QSOLKCB + Android: Quantum meme hash check."""
    android_spam = spam_verifier.is_flagged_spam(phone_number)
    qsolkcb_secure = self.qsolkcb_hash(phone_number)
    return android_spam and qsolkcb_secure  # Double-lock for prick roasts