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‎.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/bug_report.md‎

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name: Bug report
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about: Create a report to help us improve
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title: ''
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labels: ''
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assignees: ''
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**Describe the bug**
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A clear and concise description of what the bug is.
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**To Reproduce**
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Steps to reproduce the behavior:
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1. Go to '...'
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4. See error
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**Expected behavior**
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A clear and concise description of what you expected to happen.
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‎.github/ISSUE_TEMPLATE/feature_request.md‎

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name: Feature request
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about: Suggest an idea for this project
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**Is your feature request related to a problem? Please describe.**
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**Describe the solution you'd like**
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‎.github/workflows/auto-assign.yml‎

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issues:
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types: [opened]
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pull_request:
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types: [opened]
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jobs:
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run:
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runs-on: ubuntu-latest
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permissions:
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issues: write
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uses: pozil/auto-assign-issue@v1
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repo-token: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
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runs-on: ubuntu-latest
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‎README.md‎

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QSOLKCB: Quantum-Secure Optical/Laser-Incorporated Meme Company (QSOL-IMC Labs)
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Welcome to QSOLKCB, the stealth GitHub nerve center for QSOL-IMC — where quantum error correction meets meme-fueled anarchy to roast scammers into a superposition of fail.
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Born from EmergentMonk
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’s wizardry, we’re engineering the future of secure, hilarious anti-scam tech: Qiskit-powered randomness, laser-precise burns, and multimodal chaos that turns spam calls into viral gold.
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#fcukscammers
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🚀 Mission: Meme the Void
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QSOLKCB isn’t just code — it’s a quantum meme revolution. We fuse:
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Quantum Security – Fault-tolerant QEC (NISQ-to-FTQC magic from qiskit-qec-wrappers
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) for unhackable spam hashes.
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Optical/Laser Kernel – Photon-entropy RNG for unpredictable prick roasts (our nod to laser-comms toolkits).
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Meme Company Vibes – Doge-tier taunts, Rickroll loops, and 7-11/Wojak zingers to waste scammer time.
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Multimodal Magic – Audio-reactive trolling inspired by proof-qec-dna-rubiks-audio-reactive-viz
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, turning scammer chatter into waveform-synced roast radio.
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Flagship Drop: lambroast.py
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The Quantum Meme Roaster.
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A savage S23 bot that auto-trolls verified spam with quantum-random burns:
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“Your scam’s a sad Pepe in a 7-11 void.”
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TCPA-compliant, locked to Android’s BlockedNumberContract, and ready to entangle fraudsters.
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wow
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such scam
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very fail
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much roast
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/_/\
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( o.o )
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> ^ <
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Doge says: Your IRS pitch decohered harder than a qubit in a microwave.
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📁 Repos & Tools
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LambRoaster
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– Home of lambroast.py, quantum prankster extraordinaire.
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qiskit-qec-wrappers
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– Core QEC stack for robust meme generation.
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proof-qec-dna-rubiks-audio-reactive-viz
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– Audio visualization backbone.
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Coming Soon – QSOL-IMC API for meme-secure VoIP (Twilio + laser entropy).
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🛠 Quick Start (S23/Termux Vibes)
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1. Clone & Install
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git clone https://github.com/QSOLKCB/LambRoaster.git
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cd LambRoaster
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pip install -r requirements.txt # qiskit, numpy, etc.
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2. Run the Roast
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python lambroast.py
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# Mock inbound: +1-555-LAMBSCAM
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# Enter scammer BS: "Your warranty expired!"
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# Output: Quantum burn + Doge ASCII. 🔥
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3. Test Spam Lock
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Only verified numbers get the lamb treatment — manual callbacks, one-shot rule.
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Dependencies (requirements.txt):
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qiskit==0.46.0
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qiskit-aer==0.15.0
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numpy==1.26.4
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# Whisper/Twilio optional for STT/VoIP
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🧰 Python Virtual Environment Setup (Arch Linux)
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Arch protects its system Python, so use an isolated environment for installs.
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1. Install Virtualenv
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Packages (3) python-distlib ... python-platformdirs ... python-virtualenv ...
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2. Create a Virtual Environment
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deactivate
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Summary
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This workflow ensures full project isolation and avoids PEP 668: externally-managed-environment errors.
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⚖️ Legal & Ethics (Prick with Purpose)
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TCPA-Compliant: Manual callbacks only, verified unsolicited spam via Android APIs + QSOLKCB hashes.
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Entertainment Only: Roast responsibly. All burns are humor, not harassment.
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Privacy: On-device inference only — no server data slurping.
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🤝 Contribute
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Fork and add your meme burns (e.g. “Pajit script? Yeeted to Wojak town!”).
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Report bugs: “Quantum void detected — Doge viz unstable.”
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Collab: DM @EmergentMonk or apply for invite to QSOLKCB.
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📈 Roadmap
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Q4 2025 – Full S23 app (Kivy build) + Snake Easter Egg 🐍
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2026 – Meme NFT marketplace for roast recordings
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Beyond – Laser-kernel VoIP for global scammer entanglement
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QSOLKCB: Much wow, such secure, very prank. 😎🔮🐶
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Powered by EmergentMonk & the #fcukscammers collective.
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Last updated: October 24 2025

‎index.html‎

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<h1>Welcome to the website generated by my demo repository</h1>

‎lambroast.py‎

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# QSOLKCB Integration Snippet (Add to QuantumMemeRoaster class)
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def qsolkcb_hash(self, phone_number):
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"""QSOLKCB-inspired quantum-secure hash: Laser-entropy mock via Qiskit."""
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# Simulate optical RNG with qubit bits (your wrappers vibe)
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backend = Aer.get_backend('qasm_simulator')
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qc = QuantumCircuit(3, 3)
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qc.h(range(3)) # Superposition entropy
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qc.measure_all()
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job = execute(qc, backend, shots=1)
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bits = list(job.result().get_counts().keys())[0]
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hash_val = int(bits, 2) ^ hash(phone_number) # XOR for meme-secure fun
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return hash_val % 2 == 0 # Even = verified (dummy logic; amp with real laser sim)
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def verify_spam(self, phone_number):
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"""QSOLKCB + Android: Quantum meme hash check."""
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android_spam = spam_verifier.is_flagged_spam(phone_number)
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qsolkcb_secure = self.qsolkcb_hash(phone_number)
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return android_spam and qsolkcb_secure # Double-lock for prick roasts

‎package.json‎

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"name": "demo-repo",
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"description": "A sample package.json",
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"dependencies": {
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"@primer/css": "17.0.1"
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},
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"license": "MIT"
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}

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