@@ -4,90 +4,90 @@ if (!excusesForDaysLoaded) {
44 excusesForDaysLoaded = true ;
55
66 try {
7- var perfectlyValidReasonsForLosing = [
8- "my mouse stopped working" ,
9- "a bird flew into my room and distracted me" ,
10- "my kybord nt wrking" ,
11- "laaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" ,
12- "I was playing with my feet" ,
13- "my dad had me take out the trash" ,
14- "i was trying a new strat" ,
15- "I was using pole lock that's why I lost" ,
16- "i forgot to turn my screen on" ,
17- "i'd have won if i tried" ,
18- "The CSGs were too big and distracting" ,
19- "Someone started launching fireworks outside my window" ,
20- "PA Academy told me this was a good strat" ,
21- "My icons didn't load in" ,
22- "Sun too bright" ,
23- "Why was my commander there?" ,
24- "You rushed me" ,
25- "I won that game" ,
26- "I wasn't ready" ,
27- "thanks, I have to go" ,
28- "Ai taught me to play wrong" ,
29- "no metal icons" ,
30- "UI froze" ,
31- "mouse started jumping" ,
32- "mouse ran out of batteries" ,
33- "micro freezes" ,
34- "that one fight won you the game" ,
35- "lucky airfabs" ,
36- "keyboard broke" ,
37- "bad spawn" ,
38- "i'd have won if i hadn't lost" ,
39- "I don't use OP units" ,
40- "I'm still warming up" ,
41- "You're lucky I'm rusty" ,
42- "bad map" ,
43- "wrong keyboard on" ,
44- "i haven't played for weeks" ,
45- "i underestimated you, no offense" ,
46- "this new meta is so low skill anyone can win" ,
47- "hotbuild not working, cant play" ,
48- "i am not playing serious" ,
49- "audio was stuttering, annoying to play only by vision" ,
50- "jittering connection, rip my ISP - gg lol" ,
51- "My faulty self-made mod sabotaged literally every build-queue. forgot to disable" ,
52- "i was eating so had to play with one hand" ,
53- "i shouldn't play GW right before doing 1v1" ,
54- "there was a hair at my mouse sensor stucking" ,
55- "playing with touchpad" ,
56- "mobile internet" ,
57- "did you unpause?" ,
58- "a friend was playing on my computer, thought he was decent" ,
59- "i had a fire in my house... you cant make that up" ,
60- "I guess I need to try now" ,
61- "I beat myself" ,
62- "can't be bothered" ,
63- "too much meme" ,
64- "was not looking" ,
65- "you are so luck" ,
66- "my baby was crying" ,
67- "you only won because you expanded" ,
68- "i was just practicing my micro, next time i'll try" ,
69- "unit pathfinding so bad" ,
70- "fell asleep for a few seconds, i should probably go to bed" ,
71- "my little brother unplugged my graphics card" ,
72- "the light in my room exploded" ,
73- "can't play with cold hands" ,
74- "was too busy admiring the art style, next game i'll try" ,
75- "my cat knocked over my monitor" ,
76- "i was going easy" ,
77- "first time playing with new mouse" ,
78- "my production is glitched and won't switch to infinite build" ,
79- "accidentally unpowered all my production" ,
80- "i had to alt tab so it looked like i was studying" ,
81- "you had better upgrades" ,
82- "a giant spider crawled onto my monitor and blocked my eco display" ,
83- "i guess playing keyboard only was a bit too demanding" ,
84- "my right mouse button is stuck" ,
85- ] ;
86-
87- var message = _ . sample ( perfectlyValidReasonsForLosing ) ;
88-
897 model . defeated . subscribe ( function ( ) {
90- model . send_message ( "chat_message" , { message : message } ) ;
8+ var excuses = [
9+ "my mouse stopped working" ,
10+ "a bird flew into my room and distracted me" ,
11+ "my kybord nt wrking" ,
12+ "laaaaaaaaaaaaaaag" ,
13+ "I was playing with my feet" ,
14+ "my dad had me take out the trash" ,
15+ "i was trying a new strat" ,
16+ "I was using pole lock that's why I lost" ,
17+ "i forgot to turn my screen on" ,
18+ "i'd have won if i tried" ,
19+ "The CSGs were too big and distracting" ,
20+ "Someone started launching fireworks outside my window" ,
21+ "PA Academy told me this was a good strat" ,
22+ "My icons didn't load in" ,
23+ "Sun too bright" ,
24+ "Why was my commander there?" ,
25+ "You rushed me" ,
26+ "I won that game" ,
27+ "I wasn't ready" ,
28+ "thanks, I have to go" ,
29+ "Ai taught me to play wrong" ,
30+ "no metal icons" ,
31+ "UI froze" ,
32+ "mouse started jumping" ,
33+ "mouse ran out of batteries" ,
34+ "micro freezes" ,
35+ "that one fight won you the game" ,
36+ "lucky airfabs" ,
37+ "keyboard broke" ,
38+ "bad spawn" ,
39+ "i'd have won if i hadn't lost" ,
40+ "I don't use OP units" ,
41+ "I'm still warming up" ,
42+ "You're lucky I'm rusty" ,
43+ "bad map" ,
44+ "wrong keyboard on" ,
45+ "i haven't played for weeks" ,
46+ "i underestimated you, no offense" ,
47+ "this new meta is so low skill anyone can win" ,
48+ "hotbuild not working, cant play" ,
49+ "i am not playing serious" ,
50+ "audio was stuttering, annoying to play only by vision" ,
51+ "jittering connection, rip my ISP - gg lol" ,
52+ "My faulty self-made mod sabotaged literally every build-queue. forgot to disable" ,
53+ "i was eating so had to play with one hand" ,
54+ "i shouldn't play GW right before doing 1v1" ,
55+ "there was a hair at my mouse sensor stucking" ,
56+ "playing with touchpad" ,
57+ "mobile internet" ,
58+ "did you unpause?" ,
59+ "a friend was playing on my computer, thought he was decent" ,
60+ "i had a fire in my house... you cant make that up" ,
61+ "I guess I need to try now" ,
62+ "I beat myself" ,
63+ "can't be bothered" ,
64+ "too much meme" ,
65+ "was not looking" ,
66+ "you are so luck" ,
67+ "my baby was crying" ,
68+ "you only won because you expanded" ,
69+ "i was just practicing my micro, next time i'll try" ,
70+ "unit pathfinding so bad" ,
71+ "fell asleep for a few seconds, i should probably go to bed" ,
72+ "my little brother unplugged my graphics card" ,
73+ "the light in my room exploded" ,
74+ "can't play with cold hands" ,
75+ "was too busy admiring the art style, next game i'll try" ,
76+ "my cat knocked over my monitor" ,
77+ "i was going easy" ,
78+ "first time playing with new mouse" ,
79+ "my production is glitched and won't switch to infinite build" ,
80+ "accidentally unpowered all my production" ,
81+ "i had to alt tab so it looked like i was studying" ,
82+ "you had better upgrades" ,
83+ "a giant spider crawled onto my monitor and blocked my eco display" ,
84+ "i guess playing keyboard only was a bit too demanding" ,
85+ "my right mouse button is stuck" ,
86+ ] ;
87+
88+ model . send_message ( "chat_message" , {
89+ message : _ . sample ( excuses ) ,
90+ } ) ;
9191 } ) ;
9292 } catch ( e ) {
9393 console . error ( e ) ;
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