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1 | | -''Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!" |
2 | | -''This just in from the Bureau of Popular Expressions in Washington DC, the expression 'Have a nice day' will be changed to 'So long now, see you soon.'" |
3 | | -''Here's those special Prom Noogies that you ordered!" |
4 | | -''You must be able to clean house on those other ants, huh?" |
5 | | -''And that's the news, good night and have a pleasant tomorrow." |
6 | | -''What did you say to me, man? What? Now, wait a second! Now, be cool, man! Me and you gonna talk!" |
7 | | -''Papa, I ain't seen you since, man! Next thing I know, you're the govenor of California." |
8 | | -''Well... I've gone over all your test results, and, frankly, I can't find anything *physically* wrong with you..." |
9 | | -''Ladies and gentlemen, some call it retirement. Some call it a permenent vacation. I call it unemployment." |
10 | | -''It's better to look good than to feel good." |
11 | | -''For the life of false values, empty ambition, and raw greed, you've earned the agony of eternal torment." |
12 | | -''Einstein Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there the day before yesterday." |
13 | | -''Live out of New York.... It's night... This Saturday!" |
14 | | -''Ask for the Geritech line of personal products when you have a problem that's *embarassing*!" |
15 | | -''Good night, and merry Christmas, and I'm evil!" |
16 | | -''Out: Not enunciating so the censor can't bus me. In: Going out after the show and getting some Houssy." |
17 | | -''I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." |
18 | | -''Operaman, bye byeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!" |
19 | | -''The Bike Messenger feels sorry for that child. He will have many, many beatings throughout high school." |
20 | | -''That is just sad. You look like an idiot with a blender coming out of your skull." |
21 | | -''A.M. Ale: Because you can't wait 'til afternoon." |
22 | | -''Would you like to go to our place and listen to records?" |
23 | | -''But I have to say that my biggest accomplishment has been sticking it to organized crime." |
24 | | -''Remember, be alert. You can never be sure what someone's packing!" |
25 | | -''Suck it, Trebek!" |
26 | | -''I can't marry you. I just got PlayStation 2. It's very time-consuming." |
27 | | -''Somewhere in the distance, we heard the pounding of native drums. Was it in our minds? We don't know." |
28 | | -''...Although I believe I'm counting some of them twice here, because that's too many. But the numbers aren't important!" |
29 | | -''OK, you know what? I'm gonna leave you this ring." |
30 | | -''These wars of stars you spoke of earlier... Should I be concerned?" |
31 | | -''You're watching the Game Show Network. Did you ever think of reading a book?" |
32 | | -''Y'know what I say? Live your life, because the world's gonna blow up." |
33 | | -''Oh my God, are you fricking serious?! Jon Bon Jovi just came out of my poster!" |
34 | | -''MICROMANAGE! (Like a boss!)" |
35 | | -''Say, while you're here, are you at least going to treat me to dinner and a movie?" |
36 | | -''So much for the effectiveness of that Slomin's Shield sign out front." |
37 | | -''On these New York streets // I honed my fake rap penmanship // That's how it began // And that's how I'ma finish it" |
38 | | -''We'll be leaving this program now, since it is becoming uncomfortable." |
39 | | -''You know what? Maybe this is good. Yeah, this is good." |
40 | | -''This is my journey. If a jacked Australian with a perfect face can make it, anyone can." |
41 | | -''Look at this guy! Million dollar smile, two dollar tie!" |
42 | | -''I mean, it was good, but I thought it kinda dragged in the middle." |
43 | | -''Some kids like to play. Others just sort of wait for adulthood." |
44 | | -''Man, that-- that was rough. If I was that kid, I'd change schools." |
45 | | -''Middle Kingdom on lock, literally." |
46 | | -''WE RIDE AT DAWN, GRANDMAS!" |
47 | | -''To every Asian on the planet, I DID THIS FOR YOU!" |
48 | | -''...I'll tell you when it's art again." |
49 | | -''That's all the time we have. This was all very useless." |
50 | | -''OK, you know what? I'm just gonna go. It's what you all want." |
| 1 | +''Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!" |
| 2 | +''This just in from the Bureau of Popular Expressions in Washington DC, the expression 'Have a nice day' will be changed to 'So long now, see you soon.'" |
| 3 | +''Here's those special Prom Noogies that you ordered!" |
| 4 | +''You must be able to clean house on those other ants, huh?" |
| 5 | +''And that's the news, good night and have a pleasant tomorrow." |
| 6 | +''What did you say to me, man? What? Now, wait a second! Now, be cool, man! Me and you gonna talk!" |
| 7 | +''Papa, I ain't seen you since, man! Next thing I know, you're the govenor of California." |
| 8 | +''Well... I've gone over all your test results, and, frankly, I can't find anything *physically* wrong with you..." |
| 9 | +''Ladies and gentlemen, some call it retirement. Some call it a permenent vacation. I call it unemployment." |
| 10 | +''It's better to look good than to feel good." |
| 11 | +''For the life of false values, empty ambition, and raw greed, you've earned the agony of eternal torment." |
| 12 | +''Einstein Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there the day before yesterday." |
| 13 | +''Live out of New York.... It's night... This Saturday!" |
| 14 | +''Ask for the Geritech line of personal products when you have a problem that's *embarassing*!" |
| 15 | +''Good night, and merry Christmas, and I'm evil!" |
| 16 | +''Out: Not enunciating so the censor can't bus me. In: Going out after the show and getting some Houssy." |
| 17 | +''I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me." |
| 18 | +''Operaman, bye byeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!" |
| 19 | +''The Bike Messenger feels sorry for that child. He will have many, many beatings throughout high school." |
| 20 | +''That is just sad. You look like an idiot with a blender coming out of your skull." |
| 21 | +''A.M. Ale: Because you can't wait 'til afternoon." |
| 22 | +''Would you like to go to our place and listen to records?" |
| 23 | +''But I have to say that my biggest accomplishment has been sticking it to organized crime." |
| 24 | +''Remember, be alert. You can never be sure what someone's packing!" |
| 25 | +''Suck it, Trebek!" |
| 26 | +''I can't marry you. I just got PlayStation 2. It's very time-consuming." |
| 27 | +''Somewhere in the distance, we heard the pounding of native drums. Was it in our minds? We don't know." |
| 28 | +''...Although I believe I'm counting some of them twice here, because that's too many. But the numbers aren't important!" |
| 29 | +''OK, you know what? I'm gonna leave you this ring." |
| 30 | +''These wars of stars you spoke of earlier... Should I be concerned?" |
| 31 | +''You're watching the Game Show Network. Did you ever think of reading a book?" |
| 32 | +''Y'know what I say? Live your life, because the world's gonna blow up." |
| 33 | +''Oh my God, are you fricking serious?! Jon Bon Jovi just came out of my poster!" |
| 34 | +''MICROMANAGE! (Like a boss!)" |
| 35 | +''Say, while you're here, are you at least going to treat me to dinner and a movie?" |
| 36 | +''So much for the effectiveness of that Slomin's Shield sign out front." |
| 37 | +''On these New York streets // I honed my fake rap penmanship // That's how it began // And that's how I'ma finish it" |
| 38 | +''We'll be leaving this program now, since it is becoming uncomfortable." |
| 39 | +''You know what? Maybe this is good. Yeah, this is good." |
| 40 | +''This is my journey. If a jacked Australian with a perfect face can make it, anyone can." |
| 41 | +''Look at this guy! Million dollar smile, two dollar tie!" |
| 42 | +''I mean, it was good, but I thought it kinda dragged in the middle." |
| 43 | +''Some kids like to play. Others just sort of wait for adulthood." |
| 44 | +''Man, that-- that was rough. If I was that kid, I'd change schools." |
| 45 | +''Middle Kingdom on lock, literally." |
| 46 | +''WE RIDE AT DAWN, GRANDMAS!" |
| 47 | +''To every Asian on the planet, I DID THIS FOR YOU!" |
| 48 | +''...I'll tell you when it's art again." |
| 49 | +''That's all the time we have. This was all very useless." |
| 50 | +''OK, you know what? I'm just gonna go. It's what you all want." |
| 51 | +''Oh, thank God. Oh, my God, that's huge. This changes everything. Oh, that's so huge." |
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