quotes.js

var obiwanQuotes = [ // Obi-Wan Kenobi Quotes
    "You must do what you feel is right, of course. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "Remember... the Force will be with you, always. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "These aren't the droids you're looking for. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "Use the Force, Luke.\n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "That's no moon. It's a space station. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "Luke! Don't give in to hate. That leads to the Dark Side. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him? \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi",
    "And these blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise. \n-Obi-Wan Kenobi"
  ];

  var darthvaderQuotes = ["I find your lack of faith disturbing. \n-Darth Vader",
    "The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. \n-Darth Vader",
    "The Force is with you, young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet. \n-Darth Vader",
    "No. I am your father. \n-Darth Vader",
    "Impressive. Most impressive. \n-Darth Vader",
    "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. \n-Darth Vader",
    "You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny. \n-Darth Vader",
    "You have failed me for the last time, Admiral! \n-Darth Vader",
    "The Force is strong with this one. \n-Darth Vader",
    "The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. \n-Darth Vader"];

  var yodaQuotes = [      "Do. Or do not. There is no try. \n-Yoda",
    "You must unlearn what you have learned. \n-Yoda",
    "When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good you will not. \n-Yoda",
    "Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. \n-Yoda",
    "A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack. \n-Yoda",
    "Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. \n-Yoda",
    "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? \n-Yoda",
    "Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering. \n-Yoda",
    "Wars not make one great. \n-Yoda",
    "Luminous beings are we…not this crude matter. \n-Yoda",
    "Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future. \n-Yoda",
    "Control, control, you must learn control! \n-Yoda"];

  var lukeskywalkerQuotes = [      "I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me. \n-Luke Skywalker",
    "If there's a bright center to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. \n-Luke Skywalker",
    "I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you. \n-Luke Skywalker",
    "The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it. You have that power, too. \n-Luke Skywalker",
    "But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters! \n-Luke Skywalker"];

  var hansoloQuotes = ["Chewie...we're home. \n-Han Solo",
    "Never tell me the odds. \n-Han Solo",
    "Women always figure out the truth. Always. \n-Han Solo",
    "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. \n-Han Solo",
    "Great shot, kid, that was one in a million! \n-Han Solo",
    "Boring conversation anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY! \n-Han Solo",
    "No reward is worth this. \n-Han Solo",
    "Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her. \n-Han Solo",
    "Look, Your Worshipfulness, let's get one thing straight. I take orders from just one person: me. \n-Han Solo"];

  var leiaQuotes = [      "Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. \n-Princess Leia Organa",
    "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? \n-Princess Leia Organa",
    "Someone has to save our skins. Into the garbage chute, fly boy. \n-Princess Leia Organa",
    "Will someone get this big walking carpet out of my way? \n-Leia Organa",
    "You needn't worry about your reward. If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive. \n-Leia Organa"];

  var c3poQuotes = [      "I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. \n-C-3PO",
    "We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. \n-C-3PO",
    "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. \n-C-3PO",
    "Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable. \n-C-3PO",
    "Don’t call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease! \n-C-3PO"];

  var emperorQuotes = ["Young fool... Only now, at the end, do you understand... \n-The Emperor",
    "Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the Dark Side. \n-The Emperor",
    "Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision! \n-The Emperor",
    "I will make it legal. \n-Darth Sidious"];

  var miscQuotes = ["Many Bothans died to bring us this information. \n-Mon Mothma",
    "Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. \n-Governor Tarkin",
    "It's a trap! \n-Admiral Ackbar",
    "So this is how liberty dies…with thunderous applause. \n-Padmé Amidala",
    "He's no good to me dead. \n-Boba Fett",
    "I've got a bad feeling about this. \n-Various characters in Star Wars",
    "May the force be with you. \n-Various characters in Star Wars"];

  var quoteArray = [

    // Obi-Wan Kenobi Quotes
    obiwanQuotes,

    // Darth Vader Quotes
    darthvaderQuotes,

    // Yoda Quotes
    yodaQuotes,

    // Luke Skywalker Quotes
    lukeskywalkerQuotes,

    // Han Solo Quotes
    hansoloQuotes,

    // Princess Leia Organa Quotes
    leiaQuotes,

    // C-3PO Quotes
    c3poQuotes,

    // Emperor / Darth Sidious Quotes
    emperorQuotes,

    // Miscellaneous Quotes
    miscQuotes

  ];

module.exports = {
  generateQuote: function() {
    // First get a random array, then get a random index from that array
    // Math.random() returns a number between 0 and 1. Math.floor rounds a number down to the nearest whole number.
    var randomArray = quoteArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * quoteArray.length)];
    var randomQuote = randomArray[Math.floor(Math.random() * randomArray.length)];
    return randomQuote;
  }
};