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| 1 | +export default function () { |
| 2 | + return [ |
| 3 | + "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.", |
| 4 | + "What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.", |
| 5 | + "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!", |
| 6 | + "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!", |
| 7 | + "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.", |
| 8 | + "What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!", |
| 9 | + "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.", |
| 10 | + "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!", |
| 11 | + "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!", |
| 12 | + "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!", |
| 13 | + "What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.", |
| 14 | + "Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.", |
| 15 | + "What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.", |
| 16 | + "Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!", |
| 17 | + "What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!", |
| 18 | + "Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly.", |
| 19 | + "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!", |
| 20 | + "Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!", |
| 21 | + "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!", |
| 22 | + "What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!", |
| 23 | + "Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.", |
| 24 | + "What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!", |
| 25 | + "Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!", |
| 26 | + "What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!", |
| 27 | + "Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.", |
| 28 | + "What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam!", |
| 29 | + "Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted!", |
| 30 | + "Why was the broom late? It swept in!", |
| 31 | + "What do you call a bear with no ears? B!", |
| 32 | + "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!", |
| 33 | + "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!", |
| 34 | + "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!", |
| 35 | + "What's brown and sticky? A stick!", |
| 36 | + "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!", |
| 37 | + "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!", |
| 38 | + "What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!", |
| 39 | + "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!", |
| 40 | + "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!", |
| 41 | + "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!", |
| 42 | + "Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!", |
| 43 | + "What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!", |
| 44 | + "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!", |
| 45 | + "Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!", |
| 46 | + "What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!", |
| 47 | + "What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!", |
| 48 | + "What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!", |
| 49 | + "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!", |
| 50 | + "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!", |
| 51 | + "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!", |
| 52 | + "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!", |
| 53 | + "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!", |
| 54 | + "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!", |
| 55 | + "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!", |
| 56 | + "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!", |
| 57 | + "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!", |
| 58 | + "What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!", |
| 59 | + "Why was the broom late? It swept in!", |
| 60 | + "What do you call a bear with no ears? B!", |
| 61 | + "Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!", |
| 62 | + "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!", |
| 63 | + "What's brown and sticky? A stick!", |
| 64 | + "What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!", |
| 65 | + "Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!", |
| 66 | + "What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!", |
| 67 | + "Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!", |
| 68 | + "What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!", |
| 69 | + "Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!", |
| 70 | + "Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!", |
| 71 | + "What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!", |
| 72 | + "Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!", |
| 73 | + "Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!", |
| 74 | + "What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!", |
| 75 | + "What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!", |
| 76 | + "What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!", |
| 77 | + "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!", |
| 78 | + "What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!", |
| 79 | + "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!", |
| 80 | + "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!", |
| 81 | + "What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!", |
| 82 | + ]; |
| 83 | +} |
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