@@ -4715,71 +4715,87 @@ return {
47154715 -- There's too many to credit so just go here: https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408/1237971471146553406
47164716 -- And here: https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1219749193204371456/1240468252325318667
47174717 very_fair_quips = {
4718- { " L" , " NO VOUCHERS" , " FOR YOU" },
4719- { " BOZO" , " DID YOU THINK I WOULD" , " GIVE YOU A VOUCHER?" },
4720- { " NOPE!" , " NO VOUCHERS HERE!" , " (SLUMPAGE EDITION)" },
4721- { " SKILL ISSUE" , " IMAGINE BEING GOOD ENOUGH" , " FOR A VOUCHER" },
4722- { " JIMBO" , " FROM MANAGEMENT" , " FORGOT TO RESTOCK" },
4723- { " OOPS!" , " NO VOUCHERS" , " " },
4724- { " YOU JOKER," , " WHY ARE YOU LOOKING" , " OVER HERE? LOL" },
4725- { " THE VOUCHER" , " IS IN" , " ANOTHER CASTLE" },
4726- { " $0" , " BLANK VOUCHER" , " (GET IT?)" },
4727- { " ERROR" , " CANNOT DO ARITHMETIC ON A NIL VALUE" , " (tier4vouchers.lua)" },
4728- { " 100% OFF" , " ON ALL VOUCHERS" , " (SOMEONE ALREADY BOUGHT THEM)" },
4729- { " TRY AGAIN LATER" , " HINT: YOU WON'T HAVE" , " ENOUGH MONEY ANYWAYS" },
4730- { " HUH?" , ' "VOUCHER"?' , " THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD..." },
4731- { ' HOLD "R"' , " TO RESTOCK" , " ALL VOUCHERS" },
4732- { " DID YOU KNOW?" , " PRESSING ALT+F4" , " GIVES FREE VOUCHERS!" },
4733- { " SORRY," , " THERE ARE NO VOUCHERS" , " DUE TO BUDGET CUTS" },
4734- { " CALL 1-600-JIMBO" , " TO RATE YOUR" , " VOUCHER EXPERIENCE" },
4735- { " DEFEAT" , " ANTE 39 BOSS BLIND" , " TO RESTOCK" },
4736- { " MAGIC TRICK" , " I MADE THIS VOUCHER" , " DISAPPEAR" },
4737- { " WHY IS A" , " VOUCHER LIKE" , " A WRITING DESK?" },
4738- { " WE HAVE RETRACTED" , " YOUR VOUCHERS, THEY WOULD BE" , " BETTER USED IN OTHER RUNS" },
4739- { " WHY DO THEY CALL IT VOUCHER" , " WHEN MULT OUT THE HOT" , " IN COLD EAT EAT THE CHIP" },
4740- { " SORRY" , " THE VOUCHERS ARE EXPERIENCING" , " VOUCHIFIA ABORTUS" },
4741- { " UNFORTUNATELY" , " THE VOUCHRX REWRITE UPDATE" , " HAS BEEN CANCELLED" },
4742- { " DEFEAT" , " BOSS BLIND" , " TO CHANGE NOTHING" },
4743- { " BIRDS ARE SINGING" , " FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING" , " KIDS LIKE YOU..." },
4744- { " WE ARE SORRY TO SAY" , " ALL VOUCHERS HAVE BEEN RECALLED" , " DUE TO SALMONELLA EXPOSURE" },
4745- { " VOUCHERS COULDN'T ARRIVE" , " DUE TO SHOP LAYOUT BEING" , " 200% OVERBUDGET" },
4746- { " YOU LIKE" , " BUYING VOUCHERS, DON'T YOU" , " YOU'RE A VOUCHERBUYER" },
4747- { " VOUCHERS" , " !E" , " VOUCHER POOL" },
4748- { " THERE" , " IS NO" , " VOUCHER" },
4749- { " THERE IS" , " NO SANTA" , " AND THERE ARE NO VOUCHERS" },
4750- { " " , " VOUCHERN'T" , " " },
4751- { " YOU" , " JUST LOST" , " THE GAME" },
4752- { " CAN I OFFER YOU" , " A NICE EGG" , " IN THESE TRYING TIMES?" },
4753- { " GO TOUCH GRASS" , " INSTEAD OF USING" , " THIS DECK" },
4754- { " YOU COULD BE" , " PLAYING ON BLUE DECK" , " RIGHT NOW" },
4755- { " FREE EXOTICS" , " GET THEM BEFORE ITS" , " TOO LATE (sold out)" },
4756- { " PROVE THEM WRONG" , " BUY BUYING AN INVISIBLE" , " VOUCHER FOR $10" },
4757- { " " , " no vouchers?" , " " },
4758- { " see this ad?" , " if you are, then it's working" , " and you could have it for your own" },
4759- { " YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON" , " AT LEAST 5 VOUCHERS RIGHT NOW" , " tonktonktonktonktonk" },
4760- { " 10" , " 20 NO VOUCHER XD" , " 30 GOTO 10" },
4761- { " VOUCHERS" , " ARE A PREMIUM FEATURE" , " $199.99 JOLLARS TO UNLOCK" },
4762- { " TRUE VOUCHERLESS!?!?" , " ASCENDANT STAKE ONLY" , " VERY FAIR DECK" },
4763- { " ENJOYING YOUR" , " VOUCHER EXPERIENCE? GIVE US A" , " FIVE STAR RATING ON JESTELP" },
4764- { " FREE VOUCHERS" , " HOT VOUCHERS NEAR YOU" , " GET VOUCHERS QUICK WITH THIS ONE TRICK" },
4765- { " INTRODUCING" , " THE VERY FIRST TIER 0 VOUCHER!" , " (coming to Cryptid 1.0 soon)" },
4766- { " A VOUCHER!" , " IT'S JUST IMAGINARY" , " WE IMAGINED YOU WOULD WANT IT, THAT IS" },
4767- { " TURN OFF ADBLOCKER" , " WITHOUT ADS, WE WOULDN'T" , " BE ABLE TO SELL YOU VOUCHERS" },
4768- {
" IF YOU HAVE" ,
" A PROBLEM WITH THIS" ,
" EMAIL IT TO US AT [email protected] " },
4769- { " NOT ENOUGH MONEY" , " TO BUY THIS VOUCHER" , " SO WHY WOULD WE PUT IT HERE?" },
4770- { " WANT A VOUCHER?" , " WELL SHUT UP" , " YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY LOL" },
4771- { " ^$%& NO" , " VOUCHERS ^%&% %&$^% FOR" , " $%&%%$ %&$&*%$^ YOU" },
4772- { " A VOUCHER (TRUST)" , " |\\ /|" , " |/\\ |" },
4718+ { " L" , " NO VOUCHERS" , " FOR YOU" },
4719+ { " BOZO" , " DID YOU THINK I WOULD" , " GIVE YOU A VOUCHER?" },
4720+ { " NOPE!" , " NO VOUCHERS HERE!" , " (SLUMPAGE EDITION)" },
4721+ { " SKILL ISSUE" , " IMAGINE BEING GOOD ENOUGH" , " FOR A VOUCHER" },
4722+ { " JIMBO" , " FROM MANAGEMENT" , " FORGOT TO RESTOCK" },
4723+ { " OOPS!" , " NO VOUCHERS" , " " },
4724+ { " YOU JOKER," , " WHY ARE YOU LOOKING" , " OVER HERE? LOL" },
4725+ { " THE VOUCHER" , " IS IN" , " ANOTHER CASTLE" },
4726+ { " $0" , " BLANK VOUCHER" , " (GET IT?)" },
4727+ { " ERROR" , " CANNOT DO ARITHMETIC ON A NIL VALUE" , " (tier4vouchers.lua)" },
4728+ { " 100% OFF" , " ON ALL VOUCHERS" , " (SOMEONE ALREADY BOUGHT THEM)" },
4729+ { " TRY AGAIN LATER" , " HINT: YOU WON'T HAVE" , " ENOUGH MONEY ANYWAYS" },
4730+ { " HUH?" , ' "VOUCHER"?' , " THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD..." },
4731+ { ' HOLD "R"' , " TO RESTOCK" , " ALL VOUCHERS" },
4732+ { " DID YOU KNOW?" , " PRESSING ALT+F4" , " GIVES FREE VOUCHERS!" },
4733+ { " SORRY," , " THERE ARE NO VOUCHERS" , " DUE TO BUDGET CUTS" },
4734+ { " CALL 1-600-JIMBO" , " TO RATE YOUR" , " VOUCHER EXPERIENCE" },
4735+ { " DEFEAT" , " ANTE 39 BOSS BLIND" , " TO RESTOCK" },
4736+ { " MAGIC TRICK" , " I MADE THIS VOUCHER" , " DISAPPEAR" },
4737+ { " WHY IS A" , " VOUCHER LIKE" , " A WRITING DESK?" },
4738+ { " WE HAVE RETRACTED" , " YOUR VOUCHERS, THEY WOULD BE" , " BETTER USED IN OTHER RUNS" },
4739+ { " WHY DO THEY CALL IT VOUCHER" , " WHEN MULT OUT THE HOT" , " IN COLD EAT EAT THE CHIP" },
4740+ { " SORRY" , " THE VOUCHERS ARE EXPERIENCING" , " VOUCHIFIA ABORTUS" },
4741+ { " UNFORTUNATELY" , " THE VOUCHRX REWRITE UPDATE" , " HAS BEEN CANCELLED" },
4742+ { " DEFEAT" , " BOSS BLIND" , " TO CHANGE NOTHING" },
4743+ { " BIRDS ARE SINGING" , " FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING" , " KIDS LIKE YOU..." },
4744+ { " WE ARE SORRY TO SAY" , " ALL VOUCHERS HAVE BEEN RECALLED" , " DUE TO SALMONELLA EXPOSURE" },
4745+ { " VOUCHERS COULDN'T ARRIVE" , " DUE TO SHOP LAYOUT BEING" , " 200% OVERBUDGET" },
4746+ { " YOU LIKE" , " BUYING VOUCHERS, DON'T YOU" , " YOU'RE A VOUCHERBUYER" },
4747+ { " VOUCHERS" , " !E" , " VOUCHER POOL" },
4748+ { " THERE" , " IS NO" , " VOUCHER" },
4749+ { " THERE IS" , " NO SANTA" , " AND THERE ARE NO VOUCHERS" },
4750+ { " " , " VOUCHERN'T" , " " },
4751+ { " YOU" , " JUST LOST" , " THE GAME" },
4752+ { " CAN I OFFER YOU" , " A NICE EGG" , " IN THESE TRYING TIMES?" },
4753+ { " GO TOUCH GRASS" , " INSTEAD OF USING" , " THIS DECK" },
4754+ { " YOU COULD BE" , " PLAYING ON BLUE DECK" , " RIGHT NOW" },
4755+ { " FREE EXOTICS" , " GET THEM BEFORE ITS" , " TOO LATE (sold out)" },
4756+ { " PROVE THEM WRONG" , " BUY BUYING AN INVISIBLE" , " VOUCHER FOR $10" },
4757+ { " " , " no vouchers?" , " " },
4758+ {
4759+ " see this ad?" ,
4760+ " if you are, then it's working" ,
4761+ " and you could have it for your own" ,
4762+ },
4763+ { " YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON" , " AT LEAST 5 VOUCHERS RIGHT NOW" , " tonktonktonktonktonk" },
4764+ { " 10" , " 20 NO VOUCHER XD" , " 30 GOTO 10" },
4765+ { " VOUCHERS" , " ARE A PREMIUM FEATURE" , " $199.99 JOLLARS TO UNLOCK" },
4766+ { " TRUE VOUCHERLESS!?!?" , " ASCENDANT STAKE ONLY" , " VERY FAIR DECK" },
4767+ { " ENJOYING YOUR" , " VOUCHER EXPERIENCE? GIVE US A" , " FIVE STAR RATING ON JESTELP" },
4768+ {
4769+ " FREE VOUCHERS" ,
4770+ " HOT VOUCHERS NEAR YOU" ,
4771+ " GET VOUCHERS QUICK WITH THIS ONE TRICK" ,
4772+ },
4773+ { " INTRODUCING" , " THE VERY FIRST TIER 0 VOUCHER!" , " (coming to Cryptid 1.0 soon)" },
4774+ {
4775+ " A VOUCHER!" ,
4776+ " IT'S JUST IMAGINARY" ,
4777+ " WE IMAGINED YOU WOULD WANT IT, THAT IS" ,
4778+ },
4779+ { " TURN OFF ADBLOCKER" , " WITHOUT ADS, WE WOULDN'T" , " BE ABLE TO SELL YOU VOUCHERS" },
4780+ {
4781+ " IF YOU HAVE" ,
4782+ " A PROBLEM WITH THIS" ,
4783+ " EMAIL IT TO US AT [email protected] " ,
4784+ },
4785+ { " NOT ENOUGH MONEY" , " TO BUY THIS VOUCHER" , " SO WHY WOULD WE PUT IT HERE?" },
4786+ { " WANT A VOUCHER?" , " WELL SHUT UP" , " YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY LOL" },
4787+ { " ^$%& NO" , " VOUCHERS ^%&% %&$^% FOR" , " $%&%%$ %&$&*%$^ YOU" },
4788+ { " A VOUCHER (TRUST)" , " |\\ /|" , " |/\\ |" },
47734789 {
47744790 " ... --- ..." ,
47754791 " .--. .-.. .- -.-- . .-. -.. . -.-. --- -.. . -.. -- --- .-. ... ." ,
47764792 " -.-. --- -.. . - --- ..-. .. -. -.. .- ...- --- ..- -.-. .... . .-." ,
47774793 },
4778- { " RUN > NEW" , " STARE AT NOTHING" , " FOR AN HOUR OR TWO" },
4779- { " WE'RE VERY SORRY" , " THE LAST GUY PANIC BOUGHT" , " ALL THE VOUCHERS" },
4780- { " HOW IT FEELS" , " TO BUY NO" , " VOUCHERS" },
4781- { " JIMBO GOT A NAT 1" , " AND DUMPED ALL THE" , " VOUCHERS IN A DITCH" },
4782- { " ATTEMPT TO INDEX" , " FIELD 'VOUCHER'" , " (A NIL VALUE)" },
4794+ { " RUN > NEW" , " STARE AT NOTHING" , " FOR AN HOUR OR TWO" },
4795+ { " WE'RE VERY SORRY" , " THE LAST GUY PANIC BOUGHT" , " ALL THE VOUCHERS" },
4796+ { " HOW IT FEELS" , " TO BUY NO" , " VOUCHERS" },
4797+ { " JIMBO GOT A NAT 1" , " AND DUMPED ALL THE" , " VOUCHERS IN A DITCH" },
4798+ { " ATTEMPT TO INDEX" , " FIELD 'VOUCHER'" , " (A NIL VALUE)" },
47834799 {
47844800 " OH YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT READING ALL THESE LINES WOULD BRING YOUR VOUCHERS BACK?" ,
47854801 " SORRY TO TELL YOU, BUT THIS DECK DOESN'T CONTAIN THE VOUCHERS YOU SEEK." ,
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