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<title>Deadpool?</title>
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background-image: url(deadpool.jpg);
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<h2 style="font-family:verdana;"> <i>"You may be wondering, why the red suit? Well, that’s so bad guys can’t see me bleed."</i><br>
- Deadpool</h2></div>
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<p style="font-family:courier;">Welcome to the Deadpool character bio Brought to you by me, myself, and I: the fabulous Deadpool! I could have let some smelly pencil-pushing intern spell out my life story for you, but you deserve better. <br><br>
So, here it is, straight from the Merc with a Mouth's mouth—every detail of my morally ambiguous, mentally unstable, innuendo-laden past. From my very first appearance in NEW MUTANTS #98, to my latest booty-kicking, comic relief-ing anti-heroics, to a third thing that I can't think of right now, this is the definitive history of Deadpool.
Okay, intro's over. Let the solemn origin story fade in?<br><br>
Like any misunderstood hero, I probably had a difficult childhood that led to my career as a professional killer. That, or someone brainwashed me into murdering my parents. If I don't remember, does it really count? Or matter?
Let's just say that I was an orphan, a wizard put me on my aunt and uncle's doorstep, they raised me in secret, and then I went to a special magic school where a bald man regularly tried to murder me with voodoo.<br><br>
Okay, that's not true...but I do have a scar on my forehead! Several, actually!<br><br>
Anyway, seriously, I joined the military at 17 years-old, but was discharged soon thereafter. So, naturally, I decided to become an assassin (which is, by the way, an incredibly fun word to write).
Then I met Wade and Mercedes Wilson, a young couple that nursed me back to health after an early failed job. Some may say that I killed them both in an attempt to steal Wade's identity, but guys, come on. I'm the real Wade Wilson.<br><br>
Anyway i got a face to fix , places to be and OHH... Bad guys to kill. <br><br>
you know what you can go
<a href="https://www.marvel.com/characters/deadpool-wade-wilson/in-comics"> here</a> and read the whole thing, Nerds! I mean.... True Belivers!
<br><br>
Deadpool out. <br>
[looks at the screen] <br>
Cue the music!
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