@@ -669,8 +669,8 @@ class APItem {
669669 t .isTrap = true ;
670670 });
671671
672- case " Nothing " :
673- popup (' ...For now ...' , " APItem: Nothing " );
672+ case " Lonely Friday Night " :
673+ popup (' Looks like you \' re spending this Friday Night alone ...' , " APItem: Lonely Friday Night " );
674674 return null ;
675675
676676 case " PowerPoint Trap" :
@@ -1614,7 +1614,7 @@ class APItem {
16141614 " Pong Challenge" ,
16151615 " Math Problem Trap" ,
16161616 " Pocket Lens" ,
1617- " Nothing "
1617+ " Lonely Friday Night "
16181618 ];
16191619 for (name in itemNames ) {
16201620 createItemByName (name );
@@ -2161,9 +2161,49 @@ class APrilFools extends APTrap {
21612161 " The void is coming."
21622162 ];
21632163
2164+ var funnySpamMessages = [
2165+ " I CAN [[I See You!]]..." ,
2166+ " DID YOU [[Hearing-Aid]] THAT?" ,
2167+ " DON'T LOOK [[RUN! RUN AWAY!]]." ,
2168+ " YOUR [[Time is a valuable thing]] is [[Drifting Away]]." ,
2169+ " IS SOMEONE [[watching from afar!]]?" ,
2170+ " CHECK YOUR [[Surround-Sound Speaker System]]." ,
2171+ " WHAT WAS [[Sound Around Town]]?" ,
2172+ " ARE YOU [[all alone on a friday afternoon]]?" ,
2173+ " SOMETHING [[FEEL YOUR]] [[Power Off]]." ,
2174+ " WHY IS IT SO [[it's quiet. too quiet]]?" ,
2175+ " YOUR [[Smart Device]] IS NOW [[Where am I? What is this??]]. JUST [[clowning around]]!" ,
2176+ " WHY DID THE [[creator of all things technology]] [[GIVE UP!]]? THEY DIDN'T GET [[Group your strings into in array]]." ,
2177+ " 404: [[lucky number 9]] [[MISSING]]." ,
2178+ " DID YOU JUST [[Feeling lucky]]? [[THE BOLD AND THE BRAVE]] move." ,
2179+ " YOUR [[TYPING MECHANIC]] IS [[I HATE YOU SO MUCH]]." ,
2180+ " [[Congratulations!]] YOU'VE WON [[absolutely nothing]]!" ,
2181+ " THIS IS NOT A [[hyperlink blocked]], IT'S A [[FEATURE PRESENTATION]]." ,
2182+ " YOUR [[rodent]] JUST [[go of my own will]]. OR DID IT?" ,
2183+ " DON'T WORRY, THE [[Spagetti Code]] IS 100% [[insect repellent]]. MAYBE." ,
2184+ " [[fun fact]]: [[The following message is]] [[what's the point to life]]." ,
2185+ " YOUR [[LORD OF SCREENS]] IS NOW [[10% brighter on kids]]. JUST [[it was a joke calm down, CALM DOWN]]!" ,
2186+ " [[Did you know?]] This message is [[it all feels like a waste of time]]." ,
2187+ " Your [[CPU]] is [[STOP LAUGHING AT ME]]." ,
2188+ " [[ERR]] 42: [[Life, the universe, and everything sweet]]." ,
2189+ " Your [[Raw, Artifical Memory]] just said [[Hello, World!]]." ,
2190+ " This is a [[testing, testing]]. [[Or is it?]]" ,
2191+ " Your [[Projection Device]] wants [[a break from all of you]]." ,
2192+ " [[GOD]] is [[I See You]]." ,
2193+ " [[GOD]][[2]] is [[I See You]]." ,
2194+ " [[GOD]][[2]] is [[I'm always watching]]." ,
2195+ " [[GOD]] is [[I'm always watching]]." ,
2196+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[I'm always watching]]." ,
2197+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[you're adorable when you sleep!]]." ,
2198+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[go play, children! I'll watch from here]]." ,
2199+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[STOP LOOKING AT MY DECK YOU FILTHY CHEATER!]]." ,
2200+ " [[the void is coming.]]"
2201+ ];
2202+
21642203 var randomMessage = Std .random (100 ) < 20 // 20% chance for creepy messages
21652204 ? creepyMessages [Std .random (creepyMessages .length )]
21662205 : funnyMessages [Std .random (funnyMessages .length )];
2206+ if FlxG .random .bool (1 ) randomMessage = funnySpamMessages [Std .random (funnySpamMessages .length )];
21672207 if (! PlatformUtil .sendWindowsNotification (" Archipelago" , randomMessage )) {
21682208 APItem .popup (randomMessage , " Archipelago" , true );
21692209 }
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