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Brought back zalgo (cc @SomeKittens)
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‎master.js‎

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async : true
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});
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}());
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;
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/* jshint ignore:start */
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;(function(/* <[^>]> the b̗o̴̻̰̼͙̭̹̩i̛̫͍̻̗̻͈͉d̗̺̮̺͇̜ who s̯̯̜͙̪e̦͖̮͇͕͓e͙̱͚̯̫s̠̮̬͈͔̠̀ ̬̰̼͞a̶̼̩̻̘̦̟͈l̷͉̙͚̰̬̥l͞....*/) {// zIRAK IS gOING TOkILL ME KEHEHEHEHEH
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var zalgo = function ( args ) {var ZALGO=function(ZA_LGO) { return Math.floor(Math.random() * ZA_LGO);
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}/*<([a-z]+) *[^/]*?>*/
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var NO_ZALGO_MESSAGE = args.split('');
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var _var_;var _var;var var_; // It's a `var`ty in here!
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var ZALGO_UP,ZALGO_DOWN,ZALGO_LEFT,ZALGO_RIGHT,ZALGO_MID;
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var NOHOPEONLYZALGO = function() {return NOHOPEONLYZALGO()};;;;;;;;;;/*;;;;*/;;;;;
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// H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ
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var ZALGO_LEVEL = [0,1,2].random();
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var zalgo_up = [
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'\u030d','\u030e','\u0304','\u0305',
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'\u033f','\u0311','\u0306','\u0310',
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'\u0352','\u0357','\u0351','\u0307',
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'\u0308','\u030a','\u0342','\u0343',
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'\u0344','\u034a','\u034b','\u034c',
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'\u0303','\u0302','\u030c','\u0350',
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'\u0300','\u0301','\u030b','\u030f',
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'\u0312','\u0313','\u0314','\u033d',
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'\u0309','\u0363','\u0364','\u0365',
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'\u0366','\u0367','\u0368','\u0369',
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'\u036a','\u036b','\u036c','\u036d',
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'\u036e','\u036f','\u033e','\u035b',
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'\u0346','\u031a'
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];var zalgo_down = [
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'\u0316','\u0317','\u0318','\u0319',
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'\u031c','\u031d','\u031e','\u031f',
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'\u0320','\u0324','\u0325','\u0326',
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'\u0329','\u032a','\u032b','\u032c',
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'\u032d','\u032e','\u032f','\u0330',
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'\u0331','\u0332','\u0333','\u0339',
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'\u033a','\u033b','\u033c','\u0345',
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'\u0347','\u0348','\u0349','\u034d',
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'\u034e','\u0353','\u0354','\u0355',
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'\u0356','\u0359','\u035a','\u0323'
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];var zalgo_mid = [
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'\u0315','\u031b','\u0340','\u0341',
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'\u0358','\u0321','\u0322','\u0327',
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'\u0328','\u0334','\u0335','\u0336',
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'\u034f','\u035c','\u035d','\u035e',
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'\u035f','\u0360','\u0362','\u0338',
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'\u0337','\u0361','\u0489'
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];
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var ZALGO_RESPONSE = /*Z̶̿̄ͮ̅̎̽Ą͖̺͇̫̮̯̓͌̒̓ͬL͚ͩ́͞G͍̻ͣ̋̾ͥͦ̍ͦO̭̭̪͔̣̒͒̏̔̋̔̚ ̙̻̖̱̈́̍ͫ̓̄̃͞I͉̻̽ͧͣͅS̶̺̦͖ͤ͗͆̊͛̓ ͩ̎̂͋̅͆̚͝C̄̀ͥ͋̔҉̞̥Ȍ̠̤̳͉̺͒̽̓̄̓͝ͅM̓͑̾̐I͎͉̥̤̱͓ͦ̑̋̓͆̽N̙̥͖̯͔̯G̲̹͓̣͙̾̑͊̆ͭ̀̌*/'',PENANCE=0,SUFFERING='A̪̗̐̿̄̔̉̏̾L̹͓̲̈́ͮL̜̼͓͉̞̘̩̇̊';
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/*
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if (!center.hold) {
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while(1) {
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; ;console.log('Ź̙̬͙̤͙̞͔ͦͪͭ͗̒ͅA̻̟̗̩͑ͦ̔͋̔̑̒L͇͔͑ͥͭ̓͊͋ͤG̩̳ͫ̓̍̎̏ͥ̏O̘̰̬͖̥̳̯͗̉̓̂ͩ͋'); ;
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}*/var ZALGO_PENANCE = NO_ZALGO_MESSAGE.length;/*
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}
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*/if(ZALGO_LEVEL==1) {ZALGO_UP=ZALGO(16)/2+1;ZALGO_DOWN=ZALGO(16)/2+1;ZALGO_MID=ZALGO(6)/2};
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var TONY;
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/*-*/
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TONY = 'T̷̂͒̃̽H̸͒̿̒̚̕͜E͋ͥ̋̈̉̏̏̔̔͞ ̏ͥ̊͠P̷̑̌̀O̵̔̑̇̐͌̓̀̚Ǹ͌̍̾̈҉Y͛̈́̉҉͘'
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for(
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var PENANCE = 0;
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/*Q*/PENANCE<ZALGO_PENANCE;/*<([a-z]+) *[^/]*?>*/
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PENANCE++
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) {
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ZALGO_RESPONSE += NO_ZALGO_MESSAGE[PENANCE];
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SUFFERING++;
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if (!ZALGO_LEVEL) {
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ZALGO_UP =ZALGO(8);
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ZALGO_DOWN = ZALGO(8);/*\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/*/
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ZALGO_MID = ZALGO(6);////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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}if(ZALGO_LEVEL==1) {ZALGO_UP=ZALGO(16)/2+1;ZALGO_DOWN=ZALGO(16)/2+1;/*ZALGO_MID=ZALGO(123)/9999*/ZALGO_MID=ZALGO(6)/2};
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if(ZALGO_LEVEL==2) {ZALGO_UP=ZALGO(64)/4+3;/*var createDialog = function(text , title) {
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var dialog = "<div id=dialog <h1>" + text + "</h1></div>";
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$('body').append(dialog);
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$('#dialog').prop('title' , title);
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$('#dialog').dialog();
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}*//**/ZALGO_DOWN=ZALGO(64)/4+3;/**/ZALGO_MID=ZALGO(16)/4+1};
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//ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO ZALGO
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for(var j=0; j<ZALGO_UP; j++)
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ZALGO_RESPONSE /*<([a-z]+) *[^/]*?>*/+= zalgo_up.random();
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for(var j=0; j<ZALGO_MID; j++)
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/* o̦̪̮̦̗̘̬͇͗̈ͩ͂̐͊̌ͩ̈t̖̩̹̺̯͖̬͛ͮͮͫ.̮̦͙̺̖͈͇̾ͬ͌ͯ́̎ͥ͋a͎͎̬̪̗͕̱͌́ͅd̼̞͎̜ͯ̈͌̚d̹͙̲̺͖̠̎̊ͮ̈́̈ͪͧͥ̄C͕̝̲͖̱̑ȏ̹͎̣̲͕̳̥̤̙̓̂m̙̯ͮ̔ͪ̃̏̏m̯͓̙̞̖ͫͩ̾ͦͅa̪̠͉͖͉̟̙͓̩̅̇n̰̗͋ͩ̇̄ͣͩ̚d͉ͥͧ̇́(͕͕̺̝̺̩͈͇͌͆̿͆{͙͓ͯ̆̏͑ͯ ̲̬̺̭̜ͫͭ̎ͮn͚͍̹̘͎̝̥͐̅̉ͥ̀̑̐̉ä̳̖͇̖̰̪́ͨ͗ͪͧ̔̅m͈̖̲̋͋e͉͇̭̭̱̅̈ ̥͎̟͒ͤͤ͊̀̿:̘̻̘̭̓̽̾̍̊ ̬͔͎͐̉̔ͩ̋̽͋'͈̞̻̫̪̼͎͊̽̇̍̍ͭͪͥl͖͉̿̈̿ͩ̚i͉͉̤̝̓͊ͦ̈́́̒̃n̰̤̣͓̹͖ͮ̈́k̺̻͕͍͙͇̒̏̂̓̈́̒'͚̱̟̺̺̦̒̈́̈̇ͅ,̝̼̮̪̖̪̜̑̅̾ ͕͙̬̱͍̜̂ͥͪ͐̎ͮ̅͂̚f̞̲̺͔̭͇͇ͫ͐͛ͪ̾ͮ̎u̦̤̝̳̍ͩ̓̐ͦ̃ͪn̗̱͖͙̙̱ͧ̑̓̈ͣ̔͛͆ ̝̥̼̭̭̠͇̉:͈̥̟̺̂̄̿̄ͣ͌ ͕̆͒̔ͦͯ̿ͨͨs̯̠͎͈̻̘͉͑̈̔̑ͥͯ͗͂ͅe̬̟͉̬̞̍̒͋̀ͩ̔͗͐n̮̼̠̓̂̅ͭ̌͐ḓ̰̦̭͔̾̓ͨ̍Ḽ̪̯͍̪͐ͭ͑̂i̞̮͆̋ͥ͆ͣn͚̟͇ͩͤͩ̔k̖̤̥ͪ̐ͤͅ,̲̯͎̼̖̠̹̄ͮͦ̈́̆̍̿ͯ̃ ̥̖̩̘͎͂͐̋̉̊p͇̦̯͕̂ͩ̎͆e̜͋̈́̀̉͊͆̋ͧr̞̃͊ͭ̎͊͋ͭ̈́̊m̖͇̠̝̬͖̩̅ͣ̎ͪ̈́ͥ̍ḭ̝̯͚͓̲̎̐͒ͭ̋͗̐̒ͤs̠̬͕̬̺̰ͥ̄̈̊ͬ̑̓s̝͚̝͖ͯ̽̅ͨ̾͐í̭̬͖̮͚̀͊ͬͨ̾͌ͧ̚o̲͕̟͔̗̊̿͆͂̂͆̂̌̄n̤̬̏̇ͦͅŝ̻͈̖͚ ̭̝́ͨ͂ͫͬ̎̀̚:̜̠̰ͣͮ͌͑̐̎̑ ̥̭̈́ͨͨ͌ͩ̆{͉̻̤̺͊̀̋ͭͨ͛ͅ ̠̘̯̩̀̅͌̄͛͌ ͎̬̞͇̜̻͚͗͗ͧ̑̎ͅď̦̪̫ͦ͂ė͙ͤͣ͛̉̑̅̒̚l̹̩̟̬̤̞͚ͫ̈̓̒̀ ̟̖̰̣̳̂ͦ̏̄ͤ̊̒̚:͎͉̅ ̠̘̣̪̫̗ͦ͛̀̓̂ͭͭ'͕̻̗̦ͯ͗ͯ̓ͭ͗͛Ṉ̩̖̗̯̀̒ͧ̓ͮͨ̏̚O̼̘̟̩͙ͤͦ̈́̓ͩN̝̲͎̖͔͖ͥ̏͋ͯ̈̂̋̓̆ͅE͔͎̟͚͓̺͚ͨ͒ͥ̈́'̥̼̠̲̳͖̼͗ͥ͑ ͈͕ͪ̊̿̍ͯͮ̃̊}͕͉̝̜̦͖̰̻̜̓͛̀ */
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ZALGO_RESPONSE += zalgo_mid.random();
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for(var j=0; j<ZALGO_DOWN; j++)
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ZALGO_RESPONSE += zalgo_down.random();
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/*
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J̨͜͡S ̕҉ŗo̧͟͢o͝m ͡é͢ń͝c̨̕ǫu̴͠
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r͏͢a͡g͟͝es̨̨͡ ̷p̷̷͏e͘҉ǫ̷̀p̴ļ̸é͞ ͝t͢o̵͝ ̛͘͞c̷̀͘o͢͏̀m̷̀e̶ ͜ą́ǹ̨d͏ ̵̧͞a͘͠͠s͢͠͡k ̴q͞u̶̡͠ę̸͞s͠͡҉t̸į̵o̢ns͘ ̶t̵h̵̨̀à͢t̴ ̵͏a͘r̷e̛͝ ̵͟t͞o̧͝o͠ ͢s̸͢m̴a̷͝ll̴̴/̡bą͟͝d́l̶̨y͏ ́pu͘͝t̸͏͢ ͏̧f͏or͏ ̧m͠͏aį͢ņ͝.̴̶͝
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̛́T̸h́͠͞e ̷̕r͏̴͜oo͜m̕ ̀͘e̵͏̴n͟͟҉c͜͜o͠҉҉u͏rá̴g̷è͠s̢͢ ͟͟p̀͠e̴͞
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̛́T̸h́͠͞e ̷̕r͏̴͜oo͜m̕ ̀͘e̵͏̴n͟͟҉c͜͜o͠҉҉u͏rá̴g̷è͠s̢͢ ͟͟p̀͠e̴͞O
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̛́T̸h́͠͞e ̷̕r͏̴͜oo͜m̕ ̀͘e̵͏̴n͟͟҉c͜͜o͠҉҉u͏rá̴g̷è͠s̢͢ ͟͟p̀͠e̴͞0P
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̛́T̸h́͠͞e ̷̕r͏̴͜oo͜m̕ ̀͘e̵͏̴n͟͟҉c͜͜o͠҉҉u͏rá̴g̷è͠s̢͢ ͟͟p̀͠e̴͞PLE
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̛́T̸h́͠͞e ̷̕r͏̴͜oo͜m̕ ̀͘e̵͏̴n͟͟҉c͜͜o͠҉҉u͏rá̴g̷è͠s̢͢ ͟͟p̀͠e̴͞
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̛́T̸h́͠͞e ̷̕r͏̴͜oo͜m̕ ̀͘e̵͏̴n͟͟҉c͜͜o͠҉҉u͏
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̛́T̸h́͠͞e ̷̕r͏̴͜oo͜m̕ ̀͘e̵͏̴n͟͟҉c͜͜o͠҉҉u͏rá̴g̷è͠s̢͢ ͟͟p̀͠e̴͞B̥̺̣̯̹̐̍͒̓ͥ̾e̹̳n͙̜j̼ͯͩ̄͑͆a͎̼̯̥̣m̖͓̖̀̋́ͮͦ̂i̪̥͉̬ͭ̔͌̓̐̿̋n̻̥̜͍͛̒ͨ̄̀ ̦͔͈͕̘̫G̝̞͓͙̖ͨͫͅr̘͛̓͗̅̈́̓̃u̐ͮ̐̒ẽ̝̩͇͚͎͐ṅ̥̮͓̩̰ͯ̆̽͒b͔̟͓ã̐̀̀̚uͣ̐̌͒̚ṁ͕͆̈̏ ̺̄͒̑̄͒̍H̫̐̃Ã͓L̞͍ͩ͒ͦ́P̳̖̺͍ͤͨ
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*/
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}
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return ZALGO_RESPONSE || /<([a-z]+) *[^\/]*?>/;
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//////nnnooooooooo//oooooo/ooo////o
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};
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bot.addCommand(/*
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d̟̬̮o͎̪̻̘̘̫n̕'͙̬̜͍̜t̹̳̰̗̝̰͜ ̢̠̰̘͚͔l̩e҉̘̼̙ͅa̗̣̩v̞̝͍͝e͎͚̹͕͕̠͠ m̰̱͔̭̣͔e̶̻̱̭̜̗̙
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*/
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{
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name : 'zalgo',
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/*ZALGO*/
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fun : zalgo,
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permissions : {
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del : 'NONE'/*ṇ̯̝̀v̝̘̦̺o͍̦̤͝k͎̺͕͇̗̼e̤̱ ̙̼͚ț̵̫̥̘̟͖h͕̯e̢ hi͚̣̲̘͇̻̗͘v̟e̺͉̙̰-̲m̛͈̩̝i̪̬̤n̼̣̼͈̟d̘̯̮̲̲̟ ͓̗r̨̬̜̘͕ͅͅe̹͓̱̯͓p̬̠r̠̪͉ḙ̱̭̻̗͔́ś̗̤̰͕̫̥è̖̫̹͙n̯̞̯̣̘̖t̷͓͕͖͖̰in̲̤̥͕͉̘͝g̹̜̭̩̯̯̝ ̰͎c͓͕̞͕̯h̩a̟̘͇̮̺̭̦o̭̣̺͠s̻ͅ.̱͙̥̭̙
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̧͖̠̙I҉͕̗̝̝n̘̹v̞̣̝͔͍ọ̦̳̯͞k͖̫i͔n͇̟g̡͓ ̹̩the ͚̺͚̫̦f͕͕͔̜̼̞̀e̠͔̖̜͓̭̥e͏͙͈̦lin͎͉̭̮̫̹̝g͍̹͖ ̦͈̬̼̠͖óf̳̣̼͜ͅ ̨͎̼͇ͅc̦͞h̞̘̠̹̹̤ͅa̢̯o̫̱̼͉s̩͙͔͇̳̬̦.͏̞̫͇
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̱͕̯̝̺̜W̢̘̹i͞t̬͔̬h̹̞̗̞ ͓͍̬́o̮͇͎̬u̲t̲͉̞̹̖̯̘ ̮̠͇o̘̪͙͜r̷̞̱͔d͍͢e҉̠͚r̫͙ͅ.̴̣
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Th͎̯̠͚̥e̜̞͇͔̣ ̼̰͚̱̜̬͡ͅN̢̳̞͔e̴̩̠̖͎̤̬z̧̺̘͎̮̣ṕ͍̳̼̥͍e̝̟̻̳͕̱͍r̢̞̝̲̻d̶̫͉̮̙̯͔i̵̼͎̰̘̙̰*/
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},
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description : 'H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ http://stackoverflow.com/a/1732454/1216976'
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}
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)
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;
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}
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)
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(
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)
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;//t͕̥́h̡̠͔͕̳̳e҉̱͓̱̦è̟n̢̗͖̜̳d̺̖
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/* jshint ignore:end */

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