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"His cloud architecture is... unconventional, but it works. Like, really works. Our servers haven't crashed in weeks. Just wish he'd document things better."},
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{gilfoyle,carver,0,
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"Finally, someone who understands that true system architecture requires embracing chaos. His security implementations are adequately paranoid. Satan would approve."},
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{dinesh,carver,-2,
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"The infrastructure is faster, I'll give him that. But his code comments are borderline offensive and he keeps calling my frontend 'cute'. Still better than our previous setup."},
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{jared,carver,-1,
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"Very efficient contractor! While his methods are somewhat anxiety-inducing, our uptime metrics have improved by 287%. Would recommend (with appropriate warnings)."},
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{richard,aly,-1,
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"Aly's expertise in distributed systems helped us optimize our entire backend. Their Java implementations were surprisingly elegant."},
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{gilfoyle,big_head,-2,
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"Big Head somehow managed to solve our most complex scaling issues by complete accident. I'm still not sure if he knows what he did."},
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{dinesh,jian_yang,-1,
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"Jian Yang's machine learning optimizations were impressive, even though half his comments were in Chinese. The SeeFood integration works flawlessly."},
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{jared,john,0,
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"John's datacenter expertise saved us thousands in operational costs. His documentation is immaculate and his Perl scripts, while archaic, are incredibly efficient."}
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