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‎Dr Bob.txt‎

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Name : Dr Bob
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Clearance level : 4
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Staff title : Researcher
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Working site : 19
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‎SCP object files/SCP-233.txt‎

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Object Class: Keter
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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-233 is to
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be kept within a cubical vanadium-lined
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container, dimensions 23 by 23 by 23. The unit
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of measure is irrelevant. A 23-meter safe zone
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is to be established around the object: no
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Class D personnel older or younger than 23
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years of age are to be allowed within the safe
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zone. For optimal results, Class D personnel
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with birthdays falling on the 23rd of the month
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should be used. No firearms other than those
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chambered for special-purpose .2323 caliber
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rounds are to be allowed within the containment
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chamber. Shift changes will occur at 23 minutes
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past the hour, with the final shift change
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occurring at 2323 Greenwich Mean Time exactly.
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Under no circumstances are [REDACTED]mm
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ammunition, Class D personnel born in the month
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of [REDACTED] or on the [REDACTED], [REDACTED],
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or twenty-[REDACTED] of the month, or any
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[REDACTED]-sided object to be brought within
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the 23-meter safe zone. Personnel are cautioned
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to take special care at [REDACTED] minutes past
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the hour, especially [REDACTED] hours, as this
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is the time period during which the object is
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most active. For best results, the 23-meter
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safe zone should be cleared of all personnel
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during that time period.
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Description: SCP-233 is a 23-sided polyhedron,
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each face being made up of both an equilateral
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triangle and a straight line simultaneously.
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Because of the space-time altering nature of
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the object, the exact physical makeup of the
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object cannot be emulated in three-dimensional
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or two-dimensional form.
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SCP-233 has the unusual property of altering
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the laws of mathematics in its vicinity,
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causing rounding errors to occur unless
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calculated using a base-23 system. Mathematical
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calculations carried out in base 23, however,
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have the benefit of being carried out at 23
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times the normal speed: for this reason,
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destruction of the item has been postponed
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pending possible integration into [DATA
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EXPUNGED]. The difficulty of converting binary
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information into base-23 mathematics aside, the
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device has already shown its value to the
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Organization (see report 234[REDACTED] by Dr.
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Nana [REDACTED] regarding her "unusual
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solution" to the Unified Field Theory.)
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Unfortunately, SCP-233 appears to have a
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particularly violent effect upon occurrences of
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the number [REDACTED] occurring within its safe
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zone (see report re: death of Dr. Nana
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[REDACTED] on [DATE REDACTED].) Chemical
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breakdown of the affected object proceeds at a
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rapid rate: direct contact results in immediate
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destruction of the object in question by
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breakdown into component atoms within .23
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seconds.
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One note: SCP-233 appears to be triggered not
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by the actual physical properties of the object
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in question in any empirical sense, but by the
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perceptions of nearby observers. For instance,
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it is safe to handle SCP-233 using a 2.74 m
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long pole, so long as no observers within the
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danger zone perceive said pole as being
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[REDACTED] feet in length. The reason for this
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is unknown, but the Observer Effect recorded in
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classical quantum physics may be involved (see
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report 77-Heisenberg).
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Addendum 233-a: Upon the recommendation of Dr.
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A. Clef, the research committee has petitioned
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to redesignate this object as SCP-2323.
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Although this would place the item outside the
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standard numbering scheme, SCP-233's
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mathematical nature requires that utmost
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precautions be taken regarding all numbering
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schemes involving data related with the
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project. This was dramatically illustrated
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during Incident [REDACTED] during which the
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object's accidental contact with a
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[REDACTED]-volt battery used to power a
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personal music device caused an approximately
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[REDACTED]-thousand percent increase in the
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object's range of effect to 232.32 kilometers,
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resulting in deaths of the entire home team at
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a nearby AAA league baseball game (said game
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being at the top of the [REDACTED] inning at
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the time), and the destruction of all computer
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files containing information on SCP-233's
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interaction with the number [REDACTED]. For the
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safety of all personnel, future reference to
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the number [REDACTED] in conjunction with
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SCP-233 is to be avoided at all costs.
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Addendum 233-b: Under no circumstances are
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pregnant female personnel to be allowed within
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the safe zone.
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For a list of all works by this author, click
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here.
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« SCP-232 | SCP-233 | SCP-234 »
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