@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ class BactopiaMotD {
1717 " Learn more about Bactopia at https://bactopia.github.io/" ,
1818 " Feeling stuck? Check out the docs at https://bactopia.github.io/" ,
1919 " Bactopia is a pipeline for the analysis of bacterial genomes." ,
20- " Bactopia was first released in Feburary 2019." ,
20+ " Bactopia was first released in February 2019." ,
2121 " Bactopia is based on Staphopia which was specific to Staphylococcus aureus." ,
2222 " Found a bug? Report it at https://github.com/bactopia/bactopia/issues" ,
2323 " Have a feature request? Open an issue at https://github.com/bactopia/bactopia/issues" ,
@@ -26,6 +26,8 @@ class BactopiaMotD {
2626 " Atlanta, Georgia has the highest percentage of tree canopy of any city in the United States." ,
2727 " There are 71 variations of 'Peachtree' streets in Atlanta, Georgia." ,
2828 " Wyoming is the least populous state in the United States. (~600k in 2025)" ,
29+ " Wyoming has approximately 2.15 to 2.4 cows per person, the highest ratio of any U.S. state." ,
30+ " Wyoming is home to two escalators." ,
2931
3032 // Jokes
3133 " How does a penguin build its house? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Igloos it together!${ colors.reset} " ,
@@ -62,7 +64,7 @@ class BactopiaMotD {
6264 " What do you call a pig with three eyes? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Piiig!${ colors.reset} " ,
6365 " What do you call a pile of cats? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} A meow-tain!${ colors.reset} " ,
6466 " What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} An abdominal snowman!${ colors.reset} " ,
65- " What do you call an elephant that doesn’ t matter? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} An irrelephant!${ colors.reset} " ,
67+ " What do you call an elephant that doesn' t matter? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} An irrelephant!${ colors.reset} " ,
6668 " What do you call an old snowman? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Water!${ colors.reset} " ,
6769 " What does an angry pepper do? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} It gets jalapeño business!${ colors.reset} " ,
6870 " What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Thunderwear!${ colors.reset} " ,
@@ -93,6 +95,12 @@ class BactopiaMotD {
9395 " What did the triangle say to the circle? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} You're so pointless!${ colors.reset} " ,
9496 " What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} He has a meltdown!${ colors.reset} " ,
9597 " What do you call a bear with no teeth? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} A gummy bear!${ colors.reset} " ,
98+ " Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Summer wasn't too bad either!${ colors.reset} " ,
99+ " There are two reasons not to drink toilet water. ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Number one and number two!${ colors.reset} " ,
100+ " Why couldn't Pseudomonas get backstage at the concert? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Because it was Staph only!${ colors.reset} " ,
101+ " No matter how popular antibiotics get, ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} they will never go viral!${ colors.reset} " ,
102+ " What do call a bacterium that can swim fast? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} micro-Phelps!${ colors.reset} " ,
103+ " How do you turn soup into gold? ${ colors.cyan}${ colors.italic} Add 24 carrots!${ colors.reset} " ,
96104 ]
97105 def random = new Random ()
98106 def index = random. nextInt(messages. size())
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