dad-jokes.md

What does yoda say when he sees himself on a 4k tv?

HDMI

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

Why don't GitHub Actions and GitLab Actions get along?

They don't CI to eye

Tequila is not the solution to all problems...

But it is worth a shot

Why was the cocktail sad?

Because someone called him old-fashioned

What did the grape say when the sommelier stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

Community dad jokes

Which computer serial interface has exactly 666MB/s of bandwidth?

SATA-N

How do billboards talk?

Sign language

I got addicted to drinking brake fluid.

Don't worry, I can stop anytime.