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-Title:: "Abolish Arasaka"
+Title:: "Donuts"
 
-Author:: "Johnny Silverhand"
-Description:: "I saw Saburo Arasaka at a grocery store in Night City yesterday."
+Author:: "Chaim Burstein"
+Description:: "A test page and Ode to the Donut."
 Language:: "en"
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 Published Date:: "2077-05-12"
 Modified Date:: "2077-05-12"
 
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-# Abolish Arasaka
+# Donuts
 
-I saw Saburo Arasaka at a grocery store in Night City yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
+If there's one thing in this world that brings pure, unadulterated joy, it's ~vegetables~donuts. Let's face it, these delightful rings of sugary perfection are the ultimate comfort food, and here's why.
 
-He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
+## Why they're so great
 
-I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Yikes! Tofu bars in his hands without paying.
+**Donut Ingredients**
 
-The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
+*   Bread
+*   Sugar
+*   Hole
 
-When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
+First off, donuts are versatile. You can have them for breakfast, as a midday snack, or even as a late-night treat. Who's to say you can't enjoy a donut at 3 AM? There are no rules when it comes to donut consumption.
+
+Second, the variety is astounding. Whether you prefer a classic glazed, a jelly-filled, or a chocolate-covered, there's a donut for every taste. And let's not forget the toppings: sprinkles, coconut flakes, or even bacon. Yes, bacon. It's a wild world out there.
+
+## Honorable mentions
+
+Here are a few more reasons why donuts are simply the best:
+
+1.  **Portable Happiness:** Donuts are the perfect grab-and-go food. You can take them anywhere: to work, to the park, or on a road trip. They're like little circles of happiness that fit in your hand.
+2.  **Instant Mood Boost:** Feeling down? Have a donut. It's scientifically proven\* that donuts can turn a frown upside down. (\*Not actually proven, but we all know it's true.)
+3.  **Endless Creativity:** Donut shops are constantly coming up with new and exciting flavors. From maple bacon to matcha green tea, the possibilities are endless. It's like a delicious adventure every time you visit.
+
+## Best Donut Shops
+
+I'm not telling. It's a secret.
+
+***