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Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!
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Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, that's a hardware problem.
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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
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Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
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Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
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What's a programmer's favorite hangout spot? The Foo Bar.
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Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs and no debugging tool.
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What do you call a programmer from Finland? Nerdic.
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Why was the function sad after a party? It didn't get called.