tweak landing page

Signed-off-by: David Young <[email protected]>

Author: funkypenguin

.upptimerc.yml

@@ -199,8 +199,8 @@ status-website:
   logoUrl: https://status.elfhosted.com/elfhosted-logo.svg
   faviconSvg: https://status.elfhosted.com/elfhosted-logo.svg
   name: Status | ElfHosted
-  introTitle: "**ElfHosted** is an open-source PaaS build by and for geeks"
-  introMessage: We engineer our platform to be as automated and resilient as possible, but life happens! If something's not right, check here first, or the [#elf-status](https://discord.com/channels/396055506072109067/1119479124684193933) channel in [Discord](https://chat.funkypenguin.co.nz)!
+  introTitle: "**ElfHosted** - [s]elf-hosting without [s]uffering!"
+  introMessage: We engineer our platform to be as automated and resilient as possible, but life happens! If something's not right, check here first, or the [#elf-status](https://discord.com/channels/396055506072109067/1119479124684193933) channel in [Discord](https://discord.elfhosted.com)!
   navbar:
     - title: Status
       href: /