insults.json

{
  "insults": [
    "May your friends have a fine day… burying you",
    "Your grades say marry rich, but your face says study harder.",
    "You haven’t been yourself lately. We’ve all noticed the improvement.",
    "I envy people who haven’t met you.",
    "I hope the rest of your day is as pleasant as you are.",
    "Whoever told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice.",
    "That’s why everybody talks about you.",
    "You are like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches you but nobody wants you.",
    "I wish that for a moment you could stand in my shoes, then you’d know what a drag it is to see you.",
    "The best part of you dripped down your mother’s leg.",
    "There is nothing you can do that will make me think less of you.",
    "I would have been your dad but your mom didn’t have change for $5.",
    "From an outsider, what is your perspective on intelligence?",
    "You are the human equivalent of a participation award.",
    "It’s better for people to think you’re an idiot than open your mouth and prove them right.",
    "You would struggle to pour water out of a boot, with the instructions on the heel.",
    "You should eat the make-up. Then you can be pretty on the inside."
  ]
}