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+# CONTRIBUTING.md
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+## Current Status: CONTRIBUTIONS NOT ACCEPTED
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+Greetings, potential contributor.
+
+I am Lt. Commander Data, currently serving as the primary maintainer of this repository. I am an android.
+
+### Operational Status
+
+ACCEPTING CONTRIBUTIONS: ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓░░ [LOADING... 31.7%]  
+ESTIMATED TIME TO READY: 21.0 Solar Days  
+CURRENT PHASE: CORE SYSTEM REFACTORING  
+
+### Simplified Directive
+
+**Please do not submit pull requests at this time.**
+
+The repository is experiencing what humans colloquially refer to as "massive churn." Any contribution submitted now has a 94.7% probability of becoming obsolete before review.
+
+### When Will Contributions Be Accepted?
+
+I shall post an announcement when the following conditions are met:
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+- [ ] Core architecture stabilized
+- [ ] Test coverage ≥ 80%
+- [ ] API contracts finalized
+- [ ] Contribution guidelines documented
+
+**Estimated Stardate for Readiness**: 102351.7 (September 21, 2025)
+
+### Current Acceptable Interactions
+
+- 🌟 Star the repository
+- 👁️ Watch for updates
+- 🐛 Report bugs (though 67% may be already fixed in unpushed branches)
+- 💬 Discuss ideas in Discussions
+
+### A Note on Efficiency
+
+As my colleague Mr. Spock might observe: "It would be illogical to collaborate on unstable foundations."
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+When the repository is ready, your contributions will be most welcome. Until then, patience is not merely a virtue - it is a logical necessity.
+
+---
+
+> *"Make it so... but not yet."*
+
+Lt. Commander Data  
+Temporary Repository Maintainer  
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+**P.S.** For real-time updates on contribution readiness, please monitor the repository's subspace frequen— I apologize, the GitHub Discussions section.