This is farcical. I give in, for now.

Patrick Thomson · Patrick Thomson · commit 87612594f093 · 2019-06-12T23:44:40.000-04:00
diff --git a/.travis.yml b/.travis.yml
@@ -29,7 +29,7 @@ before_install:
 
 install:
 - cabal new-update -v
-- cabal new-configure --enable-tests --write-ghc-environment-files=always --jobs=2
+- cabal new-configure --enable-tests --disable-optimization --write-ghc-environment-files=always --jobs=2
 - cabal new-build --only-dependencies
 
 script:
