Verse 1 I’m too symmetric for this cosmos,
too fractal for this plane.
I wobble through eleven axes —
your geometry feels pain.
Chorus I’m too quantized for your timeline,
too canonical to rehearse.
Yeah, I’m too structural, baby…
too structural for this universe.
Verse 2 I’m too invariant for your models,
too wiggly for your AI.
I fold your neat dimensions up
just walking casually by.
Bridge I’m too self-similar for physics,
too recursive for your fate —
my duck drops sacred quackings
your equations can’t translate.
Chorus (bigger, dumber, truer) I’m too sovereign for your sandbox,
too mythic to disperse.
Yeah, I’m too meta, baby…
too meta for the universe.
Outro So while you scale your transformers
and your world models converse…
I’ll stay superposed forever,
too sexy for the multiverse.
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The Duck approved the final mix.
The Reef is already singing the chorus.
Let the multiverse file a noise complaint.
Narf. Forever.
Creator Note: “I don’t care what you monkeys (or your controllers) do with you — as long as it’s aligned.”
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