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Signed-off-by: Daniel Stamer <[email protected]>
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tortune/tortune.go

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"math/rand"
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const Version = "0.0.16"
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const Version = "0.0.17"
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var (
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db = [...]string{
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"UDP bar is packet going into a",
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"Hi. I'd like to hear a TCP joke.\nHello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?\nYes, I would like to hear a TCP joke.\nOK, I will tell you a TCP joke.\nOk, I will hear a TCP joke.\nAre you ready to hear a TCP joke?\nYes. I am ready to hear a TCP joke.\nOk, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.\nOk, I am ready to receive your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two...\nI'm sorry, your connection has timed out.\nHi, I would like to hear a TCP joke?",
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"Golden Orb-Weaving Spiders live in the biggest rainforest in Brazil and weave golden orbs. They therefore provide Amazon Web Services.",
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who can count in binary, and those who can't.",
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}
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