jokes.json

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           "setup": "Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?",
            "punchline": "Just in case you get a hole in one.",
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        {
           "setup": "What is bread's favorite number?",
            "punchline": "Leaven",
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        },
        {
           "setup": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?",
            "punchline": "A palm tree!",
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        },
        {
           "setup": "Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?",
            "punchline": "They had a reptile dysfunction.",
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        },
        {
           "setup": "I was thinking about moving to Moscow but...",
            "punchline": "There is no point Russian into things.",
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        },
        {
           "setup": "What did the shy pebble wish for?",
            "punchline": "That she was a little boulder.",
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        },
        {
           "setup": "They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck.",
            "punchline": "It quacked under the pressure.",
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        },
        {
           "setup": "Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?",
            "punchline": "They say the business is toast.",
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        {
           "setup": "Past, present, and future walked into a bar....",
            "punchline": "It was tense.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?",
            "punchline": "Between us, something smells!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you call a cow on a trampoline?",
            "punchline": "A milk shake!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why are basketball players messy eaters?",
            "punchline": "Because they are always dribbling.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "When does a joke become a dad joke?",
            "punchline": "When it becomes apparent.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What does a pirate pay for his corn?",
            "punchline": "A buccaneer!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why did the policeman go to the Lebanese restaurant?",
            "punchline": "He was following up reports of a possible hummus side.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Some people eat light bulbs.",
            "punchline": "They say it's a nice light snack.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do bees do after they are married?",
            "punchline": "They go on a honeymoon.",
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        {
            "setup": "I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but...",
            "punchline": "It was a type O.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why was ten scared of seven?",
            "punchline": "Because seven eight nine.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why do bees have sticky hair?",
            "punchline": "Because they use honey combs!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What biscuit does a short person like?",
            "punchline": "Shortbread.",
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        {
            "setup": "Why was the robot angry?",
            "punchline": "Because someone kept pressing his buttons!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Man, I really love my furniture...",
            "punchline": "Me and my recliner go way back.",
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        {
            "setup": "What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?",
            "punchline": "A labracadabrador.",
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        {
            "setup": "Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?",
            "punchline": "Because he conditioned it.",
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        {
            "setup": "Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?",
            "punchline": "Because he had a vowel movement.",
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        {
            "setup": "Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?",
            "punchline": "Because he had no guts.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What did one wall say to the other wall?",
            "punchline": "I'll meet you at the corner!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why are fish so smart?",
            "punchline": " Because they live in schools!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What is a vampire's favorite fruit?",
            "punchline": "A blood orange.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What kind of award did the dentist receive?",
            "punchline": "A little plaque.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?",
            "punchline": "Because they can't even.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?",
            "punchline": "He had loco motives.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why did the half blind man fall in the well?",
            "punchline": "Because he couldn't see that well!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What's the worst thing about ancient history class?",
            "punchline": "The teachers tend to Babylon.",
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        {
            "setup": "How does Darth Vader like his toast?",
            "punchline": "On the dark side.",
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        {
            "setup": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?",
            "punchline": "Because they might peel!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What animal is always at a game of cricket?",
            "punchline": "A bat.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What did one plate say to the other plate?",
            "punchline": "Dinner is on me!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why is it so windy inside an arena?",
            "punchline": "All those fans.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?",
            "punchline": "The stock market.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "To the guy who invented zero...",
            "punchline": "thanks for nothing.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What has ears but cannot hear?",
            "punchline": "A field of corn.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you call your friend who stands in a hole?",
            "punchline": "Phil.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What did the beaver say to the tree?",
            "punchline": "It's been nice gnawing you.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What is the best time on a clock?",
            "punchline": "6:30-hands down.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world?",
            "punchline": "It was Legend-dairy!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you do when your bunny gets wet?",
            "punchline": "You get your hare dryer.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?",
            "punchline": "They're really good at it.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?",
            "punchline": "An ion!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why do fish live in salt water?",
            "punchline": "Because pepper makes them sneeze!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What did the judge say to the dentist?",
            "punchline": "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "A steak pun is...",
            "punchline": "a rare medium well done.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?",
            "punchline": "It's ok, he woke up.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?",
            "punchline": "Ground beef.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What did one nut say as he chased another nut?",
            "punchline": "I'm a cashew!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Where did Captain Hook get his hook?",
            "punchline": "From a second hand store.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What's the best thing about elevator jokes?",
            "punchline": "They work on so many levels.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Don't trust atoms.",
            "punchline": "They make up everything.",
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        {
            "setup": "Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?",
            "punchline": "He just took it in stride.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What was a more important invention than the first telephone?",
            "punchline": "The second one.",
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        {
            "setup": "What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?",
            "punchline": "A spelling bee.",
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        {
            "setup": "How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?",
            "punchline": "A little shaken.",
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        {
            "setup": "Two satellites decided to get married.",
            "punchline": "The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.",
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        {
            "setup": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?",
            "punchline": "An in-vest-igator!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "How come the stadium got hot after the game?",
            "punchline": "Because all of the fans left.",
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        {
            "setup": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?",
            "punchline": "Attire.",
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        {
            "setup": "What time did the man go to the dentist?",
            "punchline": "Tooth hurt-y.",
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        {
            "setup": "How does the moon cut his hair?",
            "punchline": "Eclipse it.",
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        {
            "setup": "Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?",
            "punchline": "To prevent bat breath!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "How are false teeth like stars?",
            "punchline": "They come out at night!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?",
            "punchline": "So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.",
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        {
            "setup": "What did the ocean say to the shore?",
            "punchline": "Nothing, it just waved.",
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        {
            "setup": "How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?",
            "punchline": "He felt his presents.",
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        {
            "setup": "What did the Red light say to the Green light?",
            "punchline": "Don't look at me I'm changing!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why do bears have hairy coats?",
            "punchline": "Fur protection.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "How does a scientist freshen their breath?",
            "punchline": "With experi-mints!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?",
            "punchline": "Lack of concentration.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why can't eggs have love?",
            "punchline": "They will break up too soon.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why are mummies scared of vacation?",
            "punchline": "They are afraid to unwind.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?",
            "punchline": "He was kind of a big dill.",
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        {
            "setup": "What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?",
            "punchline": "Ketchup!",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you call a duck that gets all A's?",
            "punchline": "A wise quacker.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What is the hardest part about sky diving?",
            "punchline": "The ground.",
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        {
            "setup": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?",
            "punchline": "To go with the traffic jam.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?",
            "punchline": "A fowl smell.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?",
            "punchline": "They were cooked in Greece.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?",
            "punchline": "Because she has low elf esteem.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "How do you steal a coat?",
            "punchline": "You jacket.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Where do hamburgers go to dance?", 
            "punchline": "The meat-ball.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?", 
            "punchline": "You follow the fresh prints.",
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        {
            "setup": "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?", 
            "punchline": "Sofishticated.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you call a factory that makes okay products?", 
            "punchline": "A satisfactory.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?", 
            "punchline": "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.",
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        {
            "setup": "What's the best thing about Switzerland?", 
            "punchline": "I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "What do you call someone with no body and no nose? ", 
            "punchline": "Nobody knows.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?", 
            "punchline": "Because then it would be a foot.",
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        },
        {
            "setup": "How does a taco say grace?", 
            "punchline": "Lettuce pray.",
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        {

            "setup": "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?", 
            "punchline": "Ten tickles.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What concert costs just 45 cents?", 
            "punchline": "50 Cent featuring Nickelback!",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?", 
            "punchline": "Sneakers.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "How does a penguin build its house? ", 
            "punchline": "Igloos it together.",
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        {

            "setup": "What do you call cheese that isn't yours?", 
            "punchline": "Nacho cheese.",
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        {

            "setup": "What do you call a fake noodle?", 
            "punchline": "An impasta.",
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        {

            "setup": "What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?", 
            "punchline": "Prime mates.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Where do math teachers go on vacation?", 
            "punchline": "Times Square.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What does garlic do when it gets hot?", 
            "punchline": "It takes its cloves off.",
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        {

            "setup": "How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh?", 
            "punchline": "Nothing, it's on the house.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Mountains aren't just funny...", 
            "punchline": "They're hill areas.",
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        {

            "setup": "Why are piggy banks so wise?", 
            "punchline": "They're filled with common cents.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Did you hear about the circus fire?", 
            "punchline": "It was in tents.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?", 
            "punchline": "Live stream.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "What did the fish say when he hit the wall?", 
            "punchline": "Dam.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?", 
            "punchline": "An iWitness.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "What is the tallest building in the world?", 
            "punchline": "The library-it's got the most stories!",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", 
            "punchline": "A palm tree.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What did the beaver say to the tree?", 
            "punchline": "It's been nice gnawing you.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "Why do choirs keep buckets handy?", 
            "punchline": "So they can carry their tune.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "Why does Waldo only wear stripes?", 
            "punchline": "Because he doesn't want to be spotted.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What kind of bagel can fly?", 
            "punchline": "A plain bagel.",
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        {

            "setup": "Where did Captain Hook get his hook?", 
            "punchline": "From a second hand store.",
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            "user_id": 1
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        {

            "setup": "What kind of bagel can fly?", 
            "punchline": "A plain bagel.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "I thought about going on an all-almond diet.", 
            "punchline": "But that's just nuts.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Why did the cookie cry?", 
            "punchline": "It was feeling crumby.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Why are fish easy to weigh?", 
            "punchline": "Because they have their own scales.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Why did the belt go to prison?", 
            "punchline": "It held up a pair of pants!",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "How much does a hipster weigh?", 
            "punchline": "An Instagram.",
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        {

            "setup": "Why did the opera singer go sailing?", 
            "punchline": "They wanted to hit the high Cs.",
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        {

            "setup": "Why are skeletons so calm?", 
            "punchline": "Because nothing gets under their skin.",
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        {

            "setup": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", 
            "punchline": "He let out a little wine.",
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        {

            "setup": "What kind of magic do cows believe in?", 
            "punchline": "MOODOO.",
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            "user_id": 1
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        {

            "setup": "Where do programmers like to hang out?", 
            "punchline": "The Foo Bar.",
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            "user_id": 1
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        {

            "setup": "Where do bees stay while on vacation?", 
            "punchline": "Air Bee and Bee.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Why did Pluto have such a terrible vacation?", 
            "punchline": "Because he didn't planet well.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "Why are leopards so bad at hiding?", 
            "punchline": "No matter where they hide, they're always spotted",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "Never talk to a girl about pregnancy, periods or 'women problems'.", 
            "punchline": "She'll ovary act.",
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        },
        {

            "setup": "What sort of scientists does Soda Stream employ?", 
            "punchline": "Fizzyscists.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?", 
            "punchline": " Because it's a little meteor.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "What do prisoners use to call each other?", 
            "punchline": "Cell phones.",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?", 
            "punchline": "Attire.",
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            "setup": "What do you call a pile of cats?", 
            "punchline": "A Meowtain.",
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            "setup": "What do you call a dictionary on drugs?", 
            "punchline": "High definition.",
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            "setup": "How do you organize a space party?", 
            "punchline": "You planet.",
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            "setup": "Why did the man put his money in the freezer?", 
            "punchline": "He wanted cold hard cash!",
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            "user_id": 1
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        {

            "setup": "Two silk worms had a race.", 
            "punchline": "They ended up in a tie.",
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            "user_id": 1
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            "setup": "What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?", 
            "punchline": "Ian",
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            "user_id": 1
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        {

            "setup": "What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?", 
            "punchline": "Roberto",
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            "user_id": 1
        },
        {

            "setup": "What do you call a monkey in a mine field?", 
            "punchline": "A babooooom!",
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}