diff --git a/items/joker/epic.lua b/items/joker/epic.lua
index 7257e38..a6591a4 100644
--- a/items/joker/epic.lua
+++ b/items/joker/epic.lua
@@ -131,4 +131,37 @@ SMODS.Joker {
 		idea = { "PurplePickle" },
 		code = { "wilfredlam0418", "Glitchkat10" },
 	}
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
+
+SMODS.Joker {
+	key = "how_many_pickles",
+	name = "How Many Pickles?",
+	config = { extra = { mult = 9 } },
+	rarity = "cry_epic",
+	atlas = "crp_placeholder",
+	pos = { x = 5, y = 0 },
+	cost = 20,
+	blueprint_compat = true,
+	demicoloncompat = true,
+	loc_vars = function(self, info_queue, card)
+		return { vars = { lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.mult), card.ability.extra.mult < 910 and " The ghost is not yet done writing..." or "" } }
+	end,
+	calculate = function(self, card, context)
+		if context.joker_main or context.forcetrigger then
+			return {
+				mult = lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.mult)
+			}
+		end
+		if ((context.end_of_round and G.GAME.blind.boss) or context.forcetrigger) and card.ability.extra.mult < 910 then
+			if card.ability.extra.mult >= 91 then
+				card.ability.extra.mult = 910
+			else
+				card.ability.extra.mult = 91
+			end
+		end
+	end,
+	crp_credits = {
+		idea = { "ottermatter", "Glitchkat10" },
+		code = { "wilfredlam0418" },
+	}
+}
diff --git a/items/joker/rare.lua b/items/joker/rare.lua
index 1129972..873dd12 100644
--- a/items/joker/rare.lua
+++ b/items/joker/rare.lua
@@ -388,6 +388,34 @@ SMODS.Joker {
 	}
 }
 
+SMODS.Joker {
+	key = "the_three",
+	name = "The Three",
+	config = { extra = { xchips = 3, xmult = 3, money = 3 } },
+	rarity = 3,
+	atlas = "crp_placeholder",
+	pos = { x = 4, y = 0 },
+	blueprint_compat = true,
+	demicoloncompat = true,
+	loc_vars = function(self, info_queue, card)
+		return { vars = { card.ability.extra.xchips, card.ability.extra.xmult, card.ability.extra.money } }
+	end,
+	cost = 6,
+	calculate = function(self, card, context)
+		if (context.joker_main and pseudorandom("crp_the_three") < 1 / 3) or context.forcetrigger then
+			ease_dollars(card.ability.extra.money)
+			return {
+				xchips = card.ability.extra.xchips,
+				xmult = card.ability.extra.xmult
+			}
+		end
+	end,
+	crp_credits = {
+		idea = { "lunarisillustratez" },
+		code = { "wilfredlam0418" }
+	}
+}
+
 SMODS.Joker {
 	key = "photo_of_grouchy",
 	name = "Photo of Grouchy Jimbo",
diff --git a/items/joker/trash.lua b/items/joker/trash.lua
index 5098d84..aa03835 100644
--- a/items/joker/trash.lua
+++ b/items/joker/trash.lua
@@ -195,4 +195,40 @@ SMODS.Joker {
 		idea = { "CanadianShark26" },
 		code = { "Glitchkat10" }
 	}
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
+
+SMODS.Joker {
+	key = "useless_time",
+	name = "Useless Time",
+	config = { immutable = { start = 0 }, extra = { chips = 0, chips_mod = 1 } }
+	rarity = "crp_trash",
+	atlas = "crp_placeholder",
+	pos = { x = 1, y = 0 },
+	cost = 0,
+	blueprint_compat = false,
+	demicoloncompat = false,
+	loc_vars = function(self, info_queue, card)
+		return { math.ceil(13 - (os.time() - card.ability.immutable.start) / 315360000000000000000000000) }
+	end,
+	add_to_deck = function(self, card, from_debuff)
+		if not from_debuff then
+			card.ability.immutable.start = os.time()
+		end
+	end,
+	calculate = function(self, card, context)
+		if context.joker_main then
+			if os.time - card.ability.immutable.start >= 4099680000000000000000000000 then
+				card.ability.extra.chips = lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.chips) + lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.chips_mod)
+			end
+			if card.ability.extra.chips > 0 then
+				return {
+					chips = card.ability.extra.chips
+				}
+			end
+		end
+	end,
+	crp_credits = {
+		idea = { "Realnarwhal" },
+		code = { "wilfredlam0418" }
+	}
+}
diff --git a/items/joker/uncommon.lua b/items/joker/uncommon.lua
index 3b897ea..29073d8 100644
--- a/items/joker/uncommon.lua
+++ b/items/joker/uncommon.lua
@@ -191,6 +191,39 @@ SMODS.Joker {
 	}
 }
 
+SMODS.Joker {
+	key = "eye_for_an_eye",
+	name = "E(ye) for an E(ye)",
+	config = { extra = { chips = 10, xmult = 10 } }
+	rarity = 2,
+	atlas = "crp_placeholder",
+	pos = { x = 3, y = 0 },
+	cost = 5,
+	blueprint_compat = true,
+	demicoloncompat = true,
+	loc_vars = function(self, info_queue, card)
+		return { vars = { card.ability.extra.chips, card.ability.extra.xmult } }
+	end,
+	calculate = function(self, card, context)
+		if (context.joker_main) or context.forcetrigger then
+			return {
+				message = "÷" .. lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.chips) .. " Chips",
+				Xchip_mod = 1 / lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.chips),
+				colour = G.C.CHIPS,
+				extra = {
+					message = "X" .. lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.xmult) .. " Mult",
+					Xmult_mod = 1 / lenient_bignum(card.ability.extra.xmult),
+					colour = G.C.MULT,
+				},
+			}
+		end
+	end,
+	crp_credits = {
+		idea = { "SageSeraph" },
+		code = { "wilfredlam0418" }
+	}
+}
+
 SMODS.Joker {
 	key = "tag_hoarder",
 	name = "Tag Hoarder",
@@ -349,4 +382,53 @@ SMODS.Joker {
 		idea = { "Psychomaniac14" },
 		code = { "wilfredlam0418" }
 	}
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
+
+SMODS.Joker {
+	key = "issue_with_copper",
+	name = "The Issue with Copper",
+	config = { extra = { state = 1, mult = 15, xmult = 3 } },
+	rarity = 2,
+	atlas = "crp_placeholder",
+	pos = { x = 3, y = 0 },
+	blueprint_compat = true,
+	demicoloncompat = true,
+	pools = { Meme = true },
+	cost = 6,
+	loc_vars = function(self, info_queue, card)
+		return {
+			card.ability.extra.mult,
+			card.ability.extra.xmult,
+			colours = {
+				G.C.RED and card.ability.extra.state == 1 or G.C.UI.TEXT_INACTIVE,
+				G.C.RED and card.ability.extra.state == 2 or G.C.UI.TEXT_INACTIVE,
+				G.C.RED and card.ability.extra.state == 3 or G.C.UI.TEXT_INACTIVE,
+				G.C.RED and card.ability.extra.state == 4 or G.C.UI.TEXT_INACTIVE,
+				G.C.RED and card.ability.extra.state == 5 or G.C.UI.TEXT_INACTIVE,
+				G.C.RED and card.ability.extra.state == 6 or G.C.UI.TEXT_INACTIVE,
+				G.C.RED and card.ability.extra.state == 7 or G.C.UI.TEXT_INACTIVE
+			}
+		}
+	end,
+	calculate = function(self, card, context)
+		if context.joker_main or context.forcetrigger then
+			if card.ability.extra.state <= 3 then
+				return { mult = card.ability.extra.mult }
+			elseif card.ability.extra.state == 7 then
+				return { xmult = card.ability.extra.xmult }
+			end
+		end
+
+		if (context.end_of_round and not context.game_over and context.main_eval and not context.blueprint) or context.forcetrigger then
+			card.ability.extra.state = card.ability.extra.state + 1
+			return {
+				message = "Next state!",
+				colour = G.C.FILTER
+			}
+		end
+	end,
+	crp_credits = {
+		idea = { "wilfredlam0418" },
+		code = { "wilfredlam0418" }
+	}
+}
diff --git a/localization/en-us.lua b/localization/en-us.lua
index a94b7a9..ec7b41e 100644
--- a/localization/en-us.lua
+++ b/localization/en-us.lua
@@ -730,6 +730,12 @@ return {
 					"{C:edition,X:dark_edition}^^#1#{} Mult against {C:attention}Small Blinds"
 				}
 			},
+			j_crp_how_many_pickles = {
+				name = "How Many Pickles?",
+				text = {
+					"{C:mult}+Mult{} equal to the number of pickles", "{C:inactive}(Currently {C:code}#1#{C:inactive} pickles.#2#)"
+				}
+			},
 			j_crp_inside_joker = {
 				name = "Inside Joke r",
 				text = {
@@ -779,6 +785,13 @@ return {
 					"{C:attention}Grouchy Jimbo{} is owned"
 				}
 			},
+			j_crp_the_three = {
+				name = "The Three",
+				text = {
+					"{C:red}Fixed {C:green}1 in 3{} chance for",
+					"{C:white,X:chips}X#1#{} Chips, {C:white,X:mult}X#2#{} Mult, and {C:money}+$#3#"
+				}
+			},
 			j_crp_dumpster_diver = {
 				name = "Dumpster Diver",
 				text = {
@@ -2191,4 +2204,4 @@ return {
 			alt = "~ #1#",
 		}
 	}
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}