add "hi x, I'm dad" functionality

Author: klercke

protobot.py

@@ -10,17 +10,77 @@
 import os                       #
 import discord                  #
 from dotenv import load_dotenv  #
+import random                   #
                                 #
 #################################
 
 
-load_dotenv()
-token = os.getenv('DISCORD_TOKEN')
+load_dotenv()   # Loads .env file
+TOKEN = os.getenv('DISCORD_TOKEN')  # Tells the program to use the token provided in .env  
+client = discord.Client()   # Tells the program to use the default Client class
 
-client = discord.Client()
 
-@client.event
+@client.event   # Logs a sucessful connection to the Discord server
 async def on_ready():
-    print(f'{client.user} has connected to Discord!')
+    print(f'{client.user.name} has sucessfully connected to the server!')
 
-client.run(token)
+
+@client.event   # Responds to a new member joining the server
+async def on_member_join(member):
+    await member.create_dm()    # Creates a DM with the user and sends a message
+    await member.dm_channel.send(
+        f"Hi {member.name}, welcome to Konnor's Discord server. Please set your "
+        "nickname to match the naming scheme used on the server. For example, if "
+        "my name was John, my nickname would be \"Protobot | John\". Please also "
+        "make sure to read any messages pinned in the #important channel."
+    )
+
+
+@client.event   # Responds to a user sending a message in the server
+async def on_message(message):
+    if message.author == client.user:
+        return  # Ensures ProtoBot will not respond to its own messages
+    
+    b99_quotes = [
+        "I'm the human form of the 💯 emoji.",
+        "Bingpot!",
+        "Nine-nine!",
+        (
+            "Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool, "
+            "no doubt no doubt no doubt no doubt."
+        ),
+        "With all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.",
+        (
+            "The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my "
+            "thoughts, so I’m incorporating emojis into my speech to better express myself. 😉."
+        ),
+        "I’d like your $8-est bottle of wine, please.",
+        "But if you’re here, who’s guarding Hades?"
+    ]
+
+    ways_to_say_i_am = ["im", "i'm", "i am"]
+
+    if message.content == '99!':
+        response = random.choice(b99_quotes)
+        await message.channel.send(response)    # Sends a Brooklyn 99 quote whenever a user says '99!'
+
+    elif 'i\'m ' or 'im ' or 'i am ' in message.content.lower():
+        user_message = message.content.split()
+        for i in range(len(user_message)):
+            if len(user_message) - i < 2:
+                break
+            
+            elif user_message[i].lower() in ways_to_say_i_am:
+                await message.channel.send("Hi " + " ".join(user_message[i + 1:]) + "! I'm dad!")
+                break
+
+            elif len(user_message) - i < 3:
+                break
+            
+            elif user_message[i].lower() + " " + user_message[i + 1].lower() in ways_to_say_i_am:
+                await message.channel.send("Hi " + " ".join(user_message[i + 2:]) + "! I'm dad!")
+                break
+    
+
+
+client.run(TOKEN)