chore: update classic issue template

Author: jsamr

ISSUE_TEMPLATE.md

@@ -1,20 +1,5 @@
 <!--
-  MAKE SURE TO READ AND FOLLOW THIS TEMPLATE CLOSELY OR YOUR ISSUE WILL BE
-  CLOSED WITHOUT NOTICE
-  
-  THIS IS NOT A PLACE FOR ASSISTANCE. IF YOU NEED HELP, READ OUR DEDICATED
-  GUIDE: https://git.io/JJ0y3
+  BUG REPORTS OR CALLS FOR ASSISTANCE WILL BE CLOSED WITHOUT NOTICE.
+  USE OUR FORM INSTEAD TO SUBMIT A BUG. FOR FEATURE REQUESTS, SUBMIT
+  TO OUR CANNY.
 -->
-
-### Oath
-
-I swear that I have completed these tasks before submitting:
-
-- [ ] I have read the help guide here: https://git.io/JJ0y3
-- [ ] I have read the contribution guidelines here: https://git.io/JJ0Pg
-- [ ] I have read the documentation here: https://git.io/JJcAl 
-
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-
-(Write your message here.)
-