Unable to withdraw funds

[CamielK]

Current behavior
I am unable to withdraw the printed funds.

Expected behavior
I expect unlimited QE to give me some fucking tendies.

please fix ASAP

[NPC64927130]

We're deeply sorry to hear this. Nobody should experience a broken money printer that doesn't deliver tendies directly to their tendie depository.

• Have you tried turning the printer on and off again?
• Have you given Jerome a call yet? I know he's been cutting a lot of these checks by hand.
• What is your social security number and mother's maiden name?

Thank you for helping us assist you.