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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
  <meta charset="UTF-8" />
  <title>Whack-a-Supreme Court Justice</title>
  <style>
    :root {
      --bg: #e6eaed;
      --board-bg: #f7f9fb;
      --hole-rim: #2a2f36;
      --text: #222;
    }

    * ,
    *::before,
    *::after {
      box-sizing: border-box;
    }

    body {
      margin: 0;
      min-height: 100vh;
      display: flex;
      flex-direction: column;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      background: radial-gradient(circle at top, #ffffff 0, var(--bg) 55%, #c2ccd6 100%);
      font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, "Segoe UI", sans-serif;
    }

    h1 {
      margin-bottom: 24px;
      font-size: 32px;
      letter-spacing: 0.04em;
    }

    /* Board container */
    .game {
      position: relative;
      padding: 40px 50px;
      border-radius: 30px;
      background: var(--board-bg);
      box-shadow:
        0 20px 40px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.35),
        0 0 0 1px rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.8) inset;
    }

    /* 3x3 grid for holes */
    .grid {
      display: grid;
      grid-template-columns: repeat(3, 160px);
      grid-gap: 55px;
      justify-content: center;
    }

    /* --- HOLE (sunken pit with depth) --- */
    .hole {
      position: relative;
      width: 160px;
      height: 110px;
      border-radius: 50%;
      overflow: hidden;
      background: radial-gradient(ellipse at 30% 30%, #333 0, #111 40%, #000 100%);
      box-shadow:
        0 14px 18px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.8) inset,
        0 10px 18px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5);
    }

    /* subtle rim around the hole */
    .hole::before {
      content: "";
      position: absolute;
      inset: 0;
      border-radius: 50%;
      border: 4px solid var(--hole-rim);
      box-shadow:
        0 0 8px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.5) inset,
        0 4px 8px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.4);
      pointer-events: none;
    }

    /* inner shadow where the mole emerges */
    .hole::after {
      content: "";
      position: absolute;
      bottom: -8px;
      left: 50%;
      width: 80%;
      height: 40px;
      transform: translateX(-50%);
      background: radial-gradient(ellipse at center, rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.9), transparent 70%);
      filter: blur(3px);
      pointer-events: none;
    }

    /* --- MOLE (face popping out) --- */
.mole {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  bottom: -120px;                 /* start well BELOW the hole */
  width: 110px;
  height: 110px;
  transform: translateX(-50%);    /* only horizontal centering */
  border-radius: 50%;
  background: url("clarence.png") center/cover no-repeat;
  box-shadow: 0 10px 18px rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.6);
  transition:
    bottom 0.18s cubic-bezier(0.22, 0.61, 0.36, 1),
    filter 0.18s ease;
}

/* when active, she rises UP into view from below */
.hole.active .mole {
  bottom: -10px;                  /* tweak this to show more/less of her */
  filter: brightness(1.03);
}

/* optional tiny bounce on first pop */
.hole.active .mole {
  animation: pop 0.16s ease-out;
}

@keyframes pop {
  0%   { bottom: -25px; transform: translateX(-50%) scale(0.96); }
  70%  { bottom: -10px; transform: translateX(-50%) scale(1.02); }
  100% { bottom: -10px; transform: translateX(-50%) scale(1); }
}


    /* Score display */
    .scoreboard {
      margin-top: 24px;
      font-size: 18px;
      letter-spacing: 0.12em;
      text-transform: uppercase;
      color: var(--text);
    }

    /* custom cursor over holes / mole */
    .hole,
    .mole {
      cursor: url("cursor.png") 56 112, pointer; /* 112x112 cursor, hotspot bottom-center */
    }
  </style>
</head>
<body>
  <h1>Whack-a-Cunt</h1>

  <div class="game">
    <div class="grid">
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
      <div class="hole"><div class="mole"></div></div>
    </div>
  </div>

  <div class="scoreboard">
    <span id="score">Score: 0</span>
  </div>

<script>
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', () => {
  const grid    = document.querySelector('.grid');
  const holes   = document.querySelectorAll('.hole');
  const scoreEl = document.getElementById('score');

  let score       = 0;
  let activeHole  = null;
  let upTimeout   = null;   // how long she's visible
  let cycleTimeout = null;  // delay between appearances

  // difficulty
  const upTime       = 600;   // ms she stays visible
  const minDownTime  = 1000;  // min quiet time
  const maxDownTime  = 3000;  // max quiet time

  function getRandomDownTime() {
    return Math.floor(Math.random() * (maxDownTime - minDownTime + 1)) + minDownTime;
  }

  function hideMole() {
    if (activeHole) {
      activeHole.classList.remove('active');
      activeHole = null;
    }
  }

  function gameCycle() {
    hideMole();

    const downTime = getRandomDownTime();

    cycleTimeout = setTimeout(() => {
      const index = Math.floor(Math.random() * holes.length);
      activeHole = holes[index];
      activeHole.classList.add('active');

      upTimeout = setTimeout(() => {
        hideMole();
        gameCycle();
      }, upTime);
    }, downTime);
  }

  // unified handler for mouse / touch / pointer
  function handleWhack(event) {
    // so touch doesn't also fire a click later
    event.preventDefault();

    const hole = event.target.closest('.hole');
    if (!hole) return;
    if (!hole.classList.contains('active')) return;

    score++;
    scoreEl.textContent = 'Score: ' + score;

    if (upTimeout) {
      clearTimeout(upTimeout);
      upTimeout = null;
    }

    hideMole();
    gameCycle();
  }

  // Prefer Pointer Events if available (covers mouse + touch)
  if (window.PointerEvent) {
    grid.addEventListener('pointerdown', handleWhack);
  } else {
    // Fallback for older browsers
    grid.addEventListener('mousedown', handleWhack);
    grid.addEventListener('touchstart', handleWhack, { passive: false });
  }

  gameCycle();
});

</script>

</body>
</html>