|
| 1 | +using System.Collections.Generic; |
| 2 | + |
| 3 | +namespace FakerDotNet.Data |
| 4 | +{ |
| 5 | + internal static class ChuckNorrisData |
| 6 | + { |
| 7 | + public static readonly IEnumerable<string> Facts = new[] |
| 8 | + { |
| 9 | + "All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.", |
| 10 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.", |
| 11 | + "All browsers support the hex definitions #chuck and #norris for the colors black and blue.", |
| 12 | + "Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal.", |
| 13 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().", |
| 14 | + "Chuck Norris's first program was kill -9.", "Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble.", |
| 15 | + "Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.", |
| 16 | + "Chuck Norris can write infinite recursion functions... and have them return.", |
| 17 | + "Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.", |
| 18 | + "The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.", |
| 19 | + "Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.", |
| 20 | + "Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever.", |
| 21 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.", |
| 22 | + "\"It works on my machine\" always holds true for Chuck Norris.", |
| 23 | + "Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.", |
| 24 | + "Chuck Norris's beard can type 140 wpm.", |
| 25 | + "Chuck Norris can unit test an entire application with a single assert.", |
| 26 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt, as that signifies a probability of failure. He goes bug killing.", |
| 27 | + "Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.", |
| 28 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.", |
| 29 | + "Chuck Norris can access private methods.", |
| 30 | + "Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class.", |
| 31 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces.", |
| 32 | + "The class object inherits from Chuck Norris.", |
| 33 | + "For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).", |
| 34 | + "Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI.", |
| 35 | + "Chuck Norris can divide by zero.", |
| 36 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't get compiler errors, the language changes itself to accommodate Chuck Norris.", |
| 37 | + "The programs that Chuck Norris writes don't have version numbers because he only writes them once. If a user reports a bug or has a feature request they don't live to see the sun set.", |
| 38 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't believe in floating point numbers because they can't be typed on his binary keyboard.", |
| 39 | + "Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time.", |
| 40 | + "Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error.", |
| 41 | + "No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.", |
| 42 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants.", |
| 43 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't pair program.", |
| 44 | + "Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread.", |
| 45 | + "There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.", |
| 46 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't delete files, he blows them away.", |
| 47 | + "Chuck Norris can binary search unsorted data.", |
| 48 | + "Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds.", |
| 49 | + "Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.", |
| 50 | + "Chuck Norris can read all encrypted data, because nothing can hide from Chuck Norris.", |
| 51 | + "Chuck Norris hosting is 101% uptime guaranteed.", |
| 52 | + "When a bug sees Chuck Norris, it flees screaming in terror, and then immediately self-destructs to avoid being roundhouse-kicked.", |
| 53 | + "Chuck Norris rewrote the Google search engine from scratch.", |
| 54 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't need the cloud to scale his applications, he uses his laptop.", |
| 55 | + "Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.", |
| 56 | + "Chuck Norris' protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands.", |
| 57 | + "Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.", |
| 58 | + "Chuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started.", |
| 59 | + "Chuck Norris programs do not accept input.", |
| 60 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.", |
| 61 | + "Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.", |
| 62 | + "Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.", |
| 63 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.", |
| 64 | + "You don't disable the Chuck Norris plug-in, it disables you.", |
| 65 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't need a java compiler, he goes straight to .war", |
| 66 | + "Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful.", |
| 67 | + "There is nothing regular about Chuck Norris' expressions.", |
| 68 | + "Quantum cryptography does not work on Chuck Norris. When something is being observed by Chuck it stays in the same state until he's finished.", |
| 69 | + "There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris' exceptions for recovery; every single throw he does is fatal.", |
| 70 | + "Chuck Norris' beard is immutable.", |
| 71 | + "Chuck Norris' preferred IDE is hexedit.", |
| 72 | + "Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe.", |
| 73 | + "Chuck Norris' addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be.", |
| 74 | + "Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Chuck Norris. They just don't like to boast.", |
| 75 | + "Chuck Norris doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn.", |
| 76 | + "Chuck Norris does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional.", |
| 77 | + "When Chuck Norris' code fails to compile the compiler apologises.", |
| 78 | + "Chuck Norris does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision.", |
| 79 | + "Chuck Norris can recite π. Backwards.", |
| 80 | + "When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear.", |
| 81 | + "Chuck Norris has root access to your system.", |
| 82 | + "When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument, the method loses.", |
| 83 | + "Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help.", |
| 84 | + "When Chuck Norris presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computer restart is initiated." |
| 85 | + }; |
| 86 | + } |
| 87 | +} |
0 commit comments