diff --git a/Everyones-Issues b/Everyones-Issues deleted file mode 100644 index ac82ba5..0000000 --- a/Everyones-Issues +++ /dev/null @@ -1,8 +0,0 @@ -Everyone's issues -Not mine -My Issues Mentioning You -My Issues Created by You -My Issues Assigned to you -Are not MY Issues -My issues becomes Everyone's Issues -No milestones selected. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Everyones-Issues.md b/Everyones-Issues.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d2bfa7b --- /dev/null +++ b/Everyones-Issues.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Everyone's issues +Not mine +My Issues Mentioning You +My Issues Created by You +My Issues Assigned to you +Are not MY Issues +My issues becomes Everyone's Issues +No milestones selected. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/README b/README.md similarity index 100% rename from README rename to README.md diff --git a/VersionManagment b/VersionManagment deleted file mode 100644 index 4b19ee0..0000000 --- a/VersionManagment +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ -My Version -and an old version -without fear of data loss - -pull version -beside pushed version -both finally synchronized \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/VersionManagment.md b/VersionManagment.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..0dbaf26 --- /dev/null +++ b/VersionManagment.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +My Version +and an old version +without fear of data loss + +pull version +beside pushed version +both finally synchronized \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/blame b/blame deleted file mode 100644 index cea88ca..0000000 --- a/blame +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ -Who is that -name which becomes so great when -we ship? - -Who is that -person who tries to hide when we break -the build. diff --git a/blame.md b/blame.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5787235 --- /dev/null +++ b/blame.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Who is that +name which becomes so great when +we ship? + +Who is that +person who tries to hide when we break +the build. diff --git a/branch b/branch deleted file mode 100644 index e79e233..0000000 --- a/branch +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ -On a branch ... -BY KOBAYASHI ISSA -TRANSLATED BY JANE HIRSHFIELD - -On a branch -floating downriver -a cricket, singing. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/branch.md b/branch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..a28de30 --- /dev/null +++ b/branch.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +#On a branch + +by **Kobayashi Issa** +translated by **Jane Hirshfield** + +On a branch +floating downriver +a cricket, singing. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/changedmylife b/changedmylife deleted file mode 100644 index 1e92b2d..0000000 --- a/changedmylife +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ - -I use to be scared to commit -Now I push and pull but don't worry a bit -I'll have you on a plane or train -No distribution to maintain -You allow me to branch out into my own -SVN, TFS, even CVS have no throne -A quickie branch and I'm finished -And I merged into master -But what's this new disaster? -Another branch in a jiffy with powers undiminished -I ask for a three way merge -And with commands you encourage -It is hard to imagine when we conflict -Because most issues you easily predict diff --git a/changedmylife.md b/changedmylife.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..e51d95f --- /dev/null +++ b/changedmylife.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ + +I use to be scared to commit +Now I push and pull but don't worry a bit +I'll have you on a plane or train +No distribution to maintain +You allow me to branch out into my own +SVN, TFS, even CVS have no throne +A quickie branch and I'm finished +And I merged into master +But what's this new disaster? +Another branch in a jiffy with powers undiminished +I ask for a three way merge +And with commands you encourage +It is hard to imagine when we conflict +Because most issues you easily predict diff --git a/closure b/closure.md similarity index 100% rename from closure rename to closure.md diff --git a/committed b/committed.md similarity index 56% rename from committed rename to committed.md index cad3efb..828c433 100644 --- a/committed +++ b/committed.md @@ -1,29 +1,29 @@ -i commit -im committed -to you +i commit +im committed +to you i commit -i submit +i submit issues -i commit +i commit im committed to you -you have +you have features issues for iphone you have -im +im committed i commit to you -you have +you have me \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/git-status b/git-status.md similarity index 100% rename from git-status rename to git-status.md diff --git a/gitspeaks.md b/gitspeaks.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..5282a18 --- /dev/null +++ b/gitspeaks.md @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +#git speaks + +by **Badri "Hippo" Sunderarajan** +originally published at [badrihippo.github.io](http://badrihippo.github.io/git-speaks.html) + +-------------------------------- + +`git status` + +All your files + are up to date +You’ve shown no activity + as of late + +`git checkout -b` +Getting your act together, I see. + +I know you’re in a rush, + but all the same +it would be a good idea + to specify the branch name. + +`git checkout -b \` + `all-bugs-eradication` +All? You may be enthusiastic, + but isn’t that too much ambition? + +`./test.py` +Testing…done. But why! + +Not a single bug found— + that’s too good to be true! +Oh, wait, there’s no code either. + Lots of work ahead for you! + +`git checkout master` + Are you planning to work faster? + +Or leave it to someone else + in the spirit of collaboration? +`git branch -d \ + all-bugs-eradication` + +It’s the latter, I see. +`Ctrl+D` \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/issues b/issues.md similarity index 100% rename from issues rename to issues.md diff --git a/me b/me deleted file mode 100644 index 672bfc9..0000000 --- a/me +++ /dev/null @@ -1,11 +0,0 @@ -you push me -i pull -i -am -here -are -there -untracked -files -ill git status -you hear \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/me.md b/me.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..81d9e22 --- /dev/null +++ b/me.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +you push me +i pull +i +am +here +are +there +untracked +files +ill git status +you hear \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/mergeconflict b/mergeconflict deleted file mode 100644 index 443f90e..0000000 --- a/mergeconflict +++ /dev/null @@ -1,17 +0,0 @@ -i don't know why -but i try -to pull -i don't know why -i write -i push -i pull -then -then -then -i open mergetool -thank god for you -CLEANING MY ->>>>HEAD -MY DIRTY >>>>>>HEAD -are we done now? -can i ever really quit you? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/mergeconflict.md b/mergeconflict.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..320eefc --- /dev/null +++ b/mergeconflict.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +i don't know why +but i try +to pull +i don't know why +i write +i push +i pull +then +then +then +i open mergetool +thank god for you +CLEANING MY +\>>>>HEAD +MY DIRTY >>>>>>HEAD +are we done now? +can i ever really quit you? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/nameserver b/nameserver deleted file mode 100644 index d877ddd..0000000 --- a/nameserver +++ /dev/null @@ -1,6 +0,0 @@ -13 of U -i wonder what u look like -connecting words to places -locations. -theres very little meaning without u -i wonder what u look like \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/nameserver.md b/nameserver.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..658b3c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/nameserver.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +13 of U +i wonder what u look like +connecting words to places +locations. +theres very little meaning without u +i wonder what u look like \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/rebase b/rebase deleted file mode 100644 index 528ec63..0000000 --- a/rebase +++ /dev/null @@ -1,14 +0,0 @@ -out in the hall the lights blink -as i try to think what the spec said again -it’s been too long since i felt warm and steady -since i felt i was ready to complete this task - -no sweet lament to this sad omission -this terminal condition of uncertainty -be i hooked into circuitous solutions -or ugly convolutions from forum posts - -tomorrow or today, i can’t tell which -i will flick the switch on this production server -i will placate the suits with a smiling face -hiding all of my sadness with a single rebase \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/rebase.md b/rebase.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..090d24b --- /dev/null +++ b/rebase.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +out in the hall the lights blink +as i try to think what the spec said again +it’s been too long since i felt warm and steady +since i felt i was ready to complete this task + +no sweet lament to this sad omission +this terminal condition of uncertainty +be i hooked into circuitous solutions +or ugly convolutions from forum posts + +tomorrow or today, i can’t tell which +i will flick the switch on this production server +i will placate the suits with a smiling face +hiding all of my sadness with a single rebase \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/stats-graphs b/stats-graphs.md similarity index 100% rename from stats-graphs rename to stats-graphs.md diff --git a/status b/status.md similarity index 88% rename from status rename to status.md index 9c9fa78..f0cb266 100644 --- a/status +++ b/status.md @@ -1,3 +1,3 @@ -"cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said. -"͋ͭ͋̋̅̽͜͠c̉͆̅́͆͢͞͞l̒ͧ͏e̴̷ͧͭͥ̈́̓ͦ̃̚̚͜ą̧̑ͣ̂̽ͥn͋̑̿̈́̀ͣ͊ͦlͫ͛ͦͥ̑̉͗̆̅͏ǐ̓͢͜nͫ̾ͫ̓ͯę̀͆̊͂ͤ̋ͯ͠s͆ͤ̉̊ͩͫ͜ş̵̈͊͒̀ ̶̧̔ͥͣ͑͛͏i͑ͨ̒̓̍҉s̛ͮͮͭ̂̈̈ͮ ̽͂̊ͨ̕ṅ̶ͮ̊̐ͤͮ̈eͨͯ̓́͂̆̚͢x̢̂ͦͨ͒ͯ͑t͗͟ ̵̧̒̿͗͋̄͑̋ͧt̷̿ͥo͂̂̌̚͢ ̾ͨ̈́̒̆͗G̨̽̓͢ơ̋͂̑̅̉̓͢dͨ̔ͩ͗̄͒͐̋̈̀͏l̨̈ͣ̃̑̌͝į̴̒̿̇̀͂ͬ͘n͊ͨe̐̈͛̃̋͒ͬ̽́͞͏š̛̄ͥͧ̓̑̊̌͘s̴̡̑͊͝,̡ͭ̍̑ͥ"ͤ̿͒͟ ̡͂̾̓ͧ̓́͡s̓ͫ̒͛ͪ̋͆̿͡h̑̽͛ͨ̇͗͢͞ê̶̊͆ͤ͌̓́̚ ͫͫͯ̿̎͡͞s̷̴͒̑̓͋̾̑̿ͧa̡͋̂̊͋ͭ̓ͮ̔̚íͮ̆͂̏̚͢͢d̷̍ͨ͏.̵ͩͨ̎ +"cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said. +"͋ͭ͋̋̅̽͜͠c̉͆̅́͆͢͞͞l̒ͧ͏e̴̷ͧͭͥ̈́̓ͦ̃̚̚͜ą̧̑ͣ̂̽ͥn͋̑̿̈́̀ͣ͊ͦlͫ͛ͦͥ̑̉͗̆̅͏ǐ̓͢͜nͫ̾ͫ̓ͯę̀͆̊͂ͤ̋ͯ͠s͆ͤ̉̊ͩͫ͜ş̵̈͊͒̀ ̶̧̔ͥͣ͑͛͏i͑ͨ̒̓̍҉s̛ͮͮͭ̂̈̈ͮ ̽͂̊ͨ̕ṅ̶ͮ̊̐ͤͮ̈eͨͯ̓́͂̆̚͢x̢̂ͦͨ͒ͯ͑t͗͟ ̵̧̒̿͗͋̄͑̋ͧt̷̿ͥo͂̂̌̚͢ ̾ͨ̈́̒̆͗G̨̽̓͢ơ̋͂̑̅̉̓͢dͨ̔ͩ͗̄͒͐̋̈̀͏l̨̈ͣ̃̑̌͝į̴̒̿̇̀͂ͬ͘n͊ͨe̐̈͛̃̋͒ͬ̽́͞͏š̛̄ͥͧ̓̑̊̌͘s̴̡̑͊͝,̡ͭ̍̑ͥ"ͤ̿͒͟ ̡͂̾̓ͧ̓́͡s̓ͫ̒͛ͪ̋͆̿͡h̑̽͛ͨ̇͗͢͞ê̶̊͆ͤ͌̓́̚ ͫͫͯ̿̎͡͞s̷̴͒̑̓͋̾̑̿ͧa̡͋̂̊͋ͭ̓ͮ̔̚íͮ̆͂̏̚͢͢d̷̍ͨ͏.̵ͩͨ̎ "cleanliness is next to Godliness," she said. diff --git a/tags b/tags deleted file mode 100644 index 883c892..0000000 --- a/tags +++ /dev/null @@ -1,15 +0,0 @@ -tags -who -uses -those -tags -where do they go -tabs -tags -tabs -with -tags -street artists beware -we out here -keep your street tags -just dont touch my fuckin repo bro \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/tags.md b/tags.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d690156 --- /dev/null +++ b/tags.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +tags +who +uses +those +tags +where do they go +tabs +tags +tabs +with +tags +street artists beware +we out here +keep your street tags +just dont touch my fuckin repo bro \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/thanks b/thanks.md similarity index 83% rename from thanks rename to thanks.md index 36417fc..43c7705 100644 --- a/thanks +++ b/thanks.md @@ -1,12 +1,12 @@ thanks guys, we said, and turned back to our work. - we packed up our violin crates, and a few short songs tumbled out, - but they weren't compelling enough to make us consider writing a letter - desecribing the songs and mailing it to our parents - or anyone else's. - we took the crates to the warehouse and put 'em over there, near a - few tubs with carp, bass, and walleye salmon. these tubs were under a - scaffolding with several spots for rifle mounts, and even a little -chute to catch the excess cartridge shells. + we packed up our violin crates, and a few short songs tumbled out, + but they weren't compelling enough to make us consider writing a letter + desecribing the songs and mailing it to our parents - or anyone else's. + we took the crates to the warehouse and put 'em over there, near a + few tubs with carp, bass, and walleye salmon. these tubs were under a + scaffolding with several spots for rifle mounts, and even a little +chute to catch the excess cartridge shells. it's harder than it sounds. diff --git a/watch-me-clone b/watch-me-clone.md similarity index 79% rename from watch-me-clone rename to watch-me-clone.md index 3dccd7b..15882c0 100644 --- a/watch-me-clone +++ b/watch-me-clone.md @@ -1,21 +1,21 @@ -watch me +watch me c l o n e this fucking repo bitch -watch me +watch me c l o n e and OWN and PWN -this fucking code +this fucking code cunt -wait +wait till i MERGE WAIT TILL I FUCKING BRANCH YOUR FUCKING REPO BITCH