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Changelog

All notable changes to this project will be documented in this file.

The format is based on Keep a Changelog, and this project adheres to Semantic Versioning.

[2.1.0] - 2025-10-20

Added

  • Changelog entries now auto-generate themselves when you forget to write them (#427) (Sarah Chen)
  • --blame-previous-dev flag to automatically point out who didn't update CHANGELOG.md last time (#189) (Marcus Rodriguez)
  • Automated changelog validator that judges your grammar and suggests therapy (#512) (Emma Wilson)
  • AI-powered changelog generator that writes funnier entries than humans (#344) (Dev Team).

Changed

  • Stop treating missing changelog entries as warnings and start treating them as personal attacks (#267) (Jake Thompson)
  • Rewrote changelog diff parser to understand sarcasm in commit messages (#891) (Lindsay Park)
  • Updated Docker image to include a motivational speaker for developers who forgot to update CHANGELOG.md (#156) (Alex Kumar)

Fixed

  • Fixed changelog validator's tendency to gaslight developers about whether they really made changes (#673) (Pat O'Brien)
  • Resolved infinite loop when processing circular changelog dependencies (yes, people tried it) (#234) (Casey Morgan)

Deprecated

  • Manual changelog editing (just let the robot do it) (#445) (Jordan Lee)

[2.0.0] - 2025-09-15

Added

  • Automatic changelog generation feature that somehow makes developers' typos sound poetic (#203) (Priya Patel)
  • PR comment bot that aggressively reminds you to update CHANGELOG.md (#178) (Michael Zhang)
  • Changelog formatter that converts "fixed shit" into "resolved critical infrastructure issue" (#356) (Riley Cross)
  • GitHub Actions integration that blocks your PR until changelog is perfect (#489) (Dana Torres)

Changed

  • Complete rewrite of changelog parser to handle developers' stream-of-consciousness commit messages (#612) (Kevin O'Connor)
  • Made changelog validation errors personally insulting to motivate developers (#734) (Sophie Martin)
  • YAML config format now supports passive-aggressive comments (#521) (Tyler Evans)

Removed

  • Support for developers who refuse to write changelog entries (tough love) (#298) (Nina Gupta)
  • Legacy "I forgot the changelog" excuse handling (#445) (Raj Patel)

Security

  • Added detection for when developers try to hide breaking changes in the changelog (#567) (Lisa Wong)
  • Implemented strict enforcement that prevents lying in your changelog entries (#391) (Oscar Hernandez)
  • Lorem ipsum dolor this should be suggested removed even if it's many lines (#111) (Jon Blow, Jane Snow)