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<h3>Dedication</h3>

<p>For Fe&ograve;rag, with love</p>

<h3>Acknowledgements</h3>

<p>This book took me five years to write &ndash; a personal record &ndash; and would not exist without the support and encouragement of a host of friends, and several friendly editors. Among the many people who read and commented on the early drafts are: Andrew J. Wilson, Stef Pearson, Gav Inglis, Andrew Ferguson, Jack Deighton, Jane McKie, Hannu Rajaniemi, Martin Page, Stephen Christian,  Simon Bisson, Paul Fraser, Dave Clements, Ken MacLeod, Damien Broderick, Damon Sicore, Cory Doctorow, Emmet O'Brien, Andrew Ducker, Warren Ellis, and Peter Hollo. (If your name isn't on this list, blame my memory &ndash; my neural prostheses are off-line.)</p>

<p>I mentioned several friendly editors earlier: I relied on the talented midwifery of Gardner Dozois, who edited Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine at the time, and Sheila Williams, who quietly and diligently kept the wheels rolling. My agent Caitlin Blasdell had a hand in it too, and I'd like to thank my editors Ginjer Buchanan at Ace and Tim Holman at Orbit for their helpful comments and advice.</p>

<p>Finally, I'd like to thank everyone who e-mailed me to ask when the book was coming, or who voted for the stories that were shortlisted for awards. You did a great job of keeping me focused, even during the periods when the whole project was too daunting to contemplate.  </p>

<h3>Publication History</h3>

<p>Portions of this book originally appeared in Asimov's SF Magazine as follows: &quot;Lobsters&quot; (June 2001), &quot;Troubadour&quot; (Oct/Nov 2001), &quot;Tourist&quot; (Feb 2002), &quot;Halo&quot; (June 2002), &quot;Router&quot; (Sept 2002), &quot;Nightfall&quot; (April 2003), &quot;Curator&quot; (Dec 2003), &quot;Elector&quot; (Oct/Nov 2004), &quot;Survivor&quot; (Dec 2004).</p>


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	<dt><a href="#PART1">Part 1: Slow Takeoff</a></dt>
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		<li><a href="#Lobsters">Lobsters</a></li>
		<li><a href="#Troubadour">Troubadour</a></li>
		<li><a href="#Tourist">Tourist</a></li>
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	<dt><a href="#PART2">Part 2: Point of Inflection</a></dt>
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		<li><a href="#Halo">Halo</a></li>
		<li><a href="#Router">Router</a></li>
		<li><a href="#Nightfall">Nightfall</a></li>
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	<dt><a href="#PART3">Part 3: Singularity</a></dt>
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		<li><a href="#Curator">Curator</a></li>
		<li><a href="#Elector">Elector</a></li>
		<li><a href="#Survivor">Survivor</a></li>

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<h2><a name="PART1">PART 1: Slow Takeoff</a></h2>

<p>&quot;The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.&quot;</p>

<p>&ndash; Edsger W. Dijkstra</p>

<h3><a name="Lobsters">Chapter 1: Lobsters</a></h3>

<p>Manfred's on the road again, making strangers rich.</p>

<p>It's a hot summer Tuesday, and he's standing in the plaza in front of the Centraal Station with his eyeballs powered up and the sunlight jangling off the canal, motor scooters and kamikaze cyclists whizzing past and tourists chattering on every side. The square smells of water and dirt and hot metal and the fart-laden exhaust fumes of cold catalytic converters; the bells of trams ding in the background, and birds flock overhead. He glances up and grabs a pigeon, crops the shot, and squirts it at his weblog to show he's arrived. The bandwidth is good here, he realizes; and it's not just the bandwidth, it's the whole scene. Amsterdam is making him feel wanted already, even though he's fresh off the train from Schiphol: He's infected with the dynamic optimism of another time zone, another city. If the mood holds, someone out there is going to become very rich indeed.</p>

<p>He wonders who it's going to be.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Manfred sits on a stool out in the car park at the Brouwerij 't IJ, watching the articulated buses go by and drinking a third of a liter of lip-curlingly sour <em>gueuze</em>. His channels are jabbering away in a corner of his head-up display, throwing compressed infobursts of filtered press releases at him. They compete for his attention, bickering and rudely waving in front of the scenery. A couple of punks &ndash; maybe local, but more likely drifters lured to Amsterdam by the magnetic field of tolerance the Dutch beam across Europe like a pulsar &ndash; are laughing and chatting by a couple of battered mopeds in the far corner. A tourist boat putters by in the canal; the sails of the huge windmill overhead cast long, cool shadows across the road. The windmill is a machine for lifting water, turning wind power into dry land: trading energy for space, sixteenth-century style. Manfred is waiting for an invite to a party where he's going to meet a man he can talk to about trading energy for space, twenty-first-century style, and forget about his personal problems.</p>

<p>He's ignoring the instant messenger boxes, enjoying some low-bandwidth, high-sensation time with his beer and the pigeons, when a woman walks up to him, and says his name: &quot;Manfred Macx?&quot;</p>

<p>He glances up. The courier is an Effective Cyclist, all wind-burned smooth-running muscles clad in a paean to polymer technology: electric blue lycra and wasp yellow carbonate with a light speckling of anti collision LEDs and tight-packed air bags. She holds out a box for him. He pauses a moment, struck by the degree to which she resembles Pam, his ex-fiance.</p>

<p>&quot;I'm Macx,&quot; he says, waving the back of his left wrist under her bar-code reader. &quot;Who's it from?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;FedEx.&quot; The voice isn't Pam's. She dumps the box in his lap, then she's back over the low wall and onto her bicycle with her phone already chirping, disappearing in a cloud of spread-spectrum emissions.</p>

<p>Manfred turns the box over in his hands: it's a disposable supermarket phone, paid for in cash &ndash; cheap, untraceable, and efficient. It can even do conference calls, which makes it the tool of choice for spooks and grifters everywhere.</p>

<p>The box rings. Manfred rips the cover open and pulls out the phone, mildly annoyed. &quot;Yes? Who is this?&quot;</p>

<p>The voice at the other end has a heavy Russian accent, almost a parody in this decade of cheap on-line translation services. &quot;Manfred. Am please to meet you. Wish to personalize interface, make friends, no? Have much to offer.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Who are you?&quot; Manfred repeats suspiciously.</p>

<p>&quot;Am organization formerly known as KGB dot RU.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I think your translator's broken.&quot; He holds the phone to his ear carefully, as if it's made of smoke-thin aerogel, tenuous as the sanity of the being on the other end of the line.</p>

<p>&quot;Nyet &ndash; no, sorry. Am apologize for we not use commercial translation software. Interpreters are ideologically suspect, mostly have capitalist semiotics and pay-per-use APIs. Must implement English more better, yes?&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred drains his beer glass, sets it down, stands up, and begins to walk along the main road, phone glued to the side of his head. He wraps his throat mike around the cheap black plastic casing, pipes the input to a simple listener process. &quot;Are you saying you taught yourself the language just so you could talk to me?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Da, was easy: Spawn billion-node neural network, and download Teletubbies and Sesame Street at maximum speed. Pardon excuse entropy overlay of bad grammar: Am afraid of digital fingerprints steganographically masked into my-our tutorials.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred pauses in mid stride, narrowly avoids being mown down by a GPS-guided roller blader. This is getting weird enough to trip his weird-out meter, and that takes some doing. Manfred's whole life is lived on the bleeding edge of strangeness, fifteen minutes into everyone else's future, and he's normally in complete control &ndash; but at times like this he gets a frisson of fear, a sense that he might just have missed the correct turn on reality's approach road. &quot;Uh, I'm not sure I got that. Let me get this straight, you claim to be some kind of AI, working for KGB dot RU, and you're afraid of a copyright infringement lawsuit over your translator semiotics?&quot; </p>

<p>&quot;Am have been badly burned by viral end-user license agreements. Have no desire to experiment with patent shell companies held by Chechen infoterrorists. You are human, you must not worry cereal company repossess your small intestine because digest unlicensed food with it, right? Manfred, you must help me-we. Am wishing to defect.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred stops dead in the street. &quot;Oh man, you've got the wrong free enterprise broker here. I don't work for the government. I'm strictly private.&quot; A rogue advertisement sneaks through his junkbuster proxy and spams glowing fifties kitsch across his navigation window &ndash; which is blinking &ndash; for a moment before a phage process kills it and spawns a new filter. He leans against a shop front, massaging his forehead and eyeballing a display of antique brass doorknockers. &quot;Have you tried the State Department?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Why bother? State Department am enemy of Novy-SSR. State Department is not help us.&quot;</p>

<p>This is getting just too bizarre. Manfred's never been too clear on new-old old-new European metapolitics: Just dodging the crumbling bureaucracy of his old-old American heritage gives him headaches. &quot;Well, if you hadn't shafted them during the late noughties ... &quot; Manfred taps his left heel on the pavement, looking round for a way out of this conversation. A camera winks at him from atop a streetlight; he waves, wondering idly if it's the KGB or the traffic police. He is waiting for directions to the party, which should arrive within the next half hour, and this Cold War retread Eliza-bot is bumming him out. &quot;Look, I don't deal with the G-men. I <em>hate</em> the military-industrial complex. I hate traditional politics. They're all zero-sum cannibals.&quot; A thought occurs to him. &quot;If survival is what you're after, you could post your state vector on one of the p2p nets: Then nobody could delete you &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Nyet!&quot; The artificial intelligence sounds as alarmed as it's possible to sound over a VoiP link. &quot;Am not open source! Not want lose autonomy!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Then we probably have nothing to talk about.&quot; Manfred punches the hang-up button and throws the mobile phone out into a canal. It hits the water, and there's a pop of deflagrating lithium cells. &quot;Fucking Cold War hangover losers,&quot; he swears under his breath, quite angry, partly at himself for losing his cool and partly at the harassing entity behind the anonymous phone call. &quot;<em>Fucking</em> capitalist spooks.&quot; Russia has been back under the thumb of the apparatchiks for fifteen years now, its brief flirtation with anarchocapitalism replaced by Brezhnevite dirigisme and Putinesque puritanism, and it's no surprise that the wall's crumbling &ndash; but it looks like they haven't learned anything from the current woes afflicting the United States. The neocommies still think in terms of dollars and paranoia. Manfred is so angry that he wants to make someone rich, just to thumb his nose at the would-be defector: <em>See!</em> <em>You</em> <em>get</em> <em>ahead</em> <em>by</em> <em>giving!</em> <em>Get</em> <em>with</em> <em>the</em> <em>program!</em> <em>Only</em> <em>the</em> <em>generous</em> <em>survive!</em> But the KGB won't get the message. He's dealt with old-time commie weak-AIs before, minds raised on Marxist dialectic and Austrian School economics: They're so thoroughly hypnotized by the short-term victory of global capitalism that they can't surf the new paradigm, look to the longer term.</p>

<p>Manfred walks on, hands in pockets, brooding. He wonders what he's going to patent next.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<blockquote>
<p>Manfred has a suite at the Hotel Jan Luyken paid for by a grateful multinational consumer protection group, and an unlimited public transport pass paid for by a Scottish sambapunk band in return for services rendered. He has airline employee's travel rights with six flag carriers despite never having worked for an airline. His bush jacket has sixty-four compact supercomputing clusters sewn into it, four per pocket, courtesy of an invisible college that wants to grow up to be the next Media Lab. His dumb clothing comes made to measure from an e-tailor in the Philippines he's never met. Law firms handle his patent applications on a pro bono basis, and boy, does he patent a lot &ndash; although he always signs the rights over to the Free Intellect Foundation, as contributions to their obligation-free infrastructure project.</p>

<p>In IP geek circles, Manfred is legendary; he's the guy who patented the business practice of moving your e-business somewhere with a slack intellectual property regime in order to evade licensing encumbrances. He's the guy who patented using genetic algorithms to patent everything they can permutate from an initial description of a problem domain &ndash; not just a better mousetrap, but the set of all possible better mousetraps. Roughly a third of his inventions are legal, a third are illegal, and the remainder are legal but will become illegal as soon as the legislatosaurus wakes up, smells the coffee, and panics. There are patent attorneys in Reno who swear that Manfred Macx is a pseudo, a net alias fronting for a bunch of crazed anonymous hackers armed with the Genetic Algorithm That Ate Calcutta: a kind of Serdar Argic of intellectual property, or maybe another Bourbaki math borg. There are lawyers in San Diego and Redmond who swear blind that Macx is an economic saboteur bent on wrecking the underpinning of capitalism, and there are communists in Prague who think he's the bastard spawn of Bill Gates by way of the Pope.</p>

<p>Manfred is at the peak of his profession, which is essentially coming up with whacky but workable ideas and giving them to people who will make fortunes with them. He does this for free, gratis. In return, he has virtual immunity from the tyranny of cash; money is a symptom of poverty, after all, and Manfred never has to pay for anything.</p>

<p>There are drawbacks, however. Being a pronoiac meme-broker is a constant burn of future shock &ndash; he has to assimilate more than a megabyte of text and several gigs of AV content every day just to stay current. The Internal Revenue Service is investigating him continuously because it doesn't believe his lifestyle can exist without racketeering. And then there are the items that no money can't buy: like the respect of his parents. He hasn't spoken to them for three years, his father thinks he's a hippy scrounger, and his mother still hasn't forgiven him for dropping out of his down-market Harvard emulation course. (They're still locked in the boringly bourgeois twen-cen paradigm of college-career-kids.) His fiance and sometime dominatrix Pamela threw him over six months ago, for reasons he has never been quite clear on. (Ironically, she's a headhunter for the IRS, jetting all over the place at public expense, trying to persuade entrepreneurs who've gone global to pay taxes for the good of the Treasury Department.) To cap it all, the Southern Baptist Conventions have denounced him as a minion of Satan on all their websites. Which would be funny because, as a born-again atheist Manfred doesn't believe in Satan, if it wasn't for the dead kittens that someone keeps mailing him.</p>
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<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Manfred drops in at his hotel suite, unpacks his Aineko, plugs in a fresh set of cells to charge, and sticks most of his private keys in the safe. Then he heads straight for the party, which is currently happening at De Wildemann's; it's a twenty-minute walk, and the only real hazard is dodging the trams that sneak up on him behind the cover of his moving map display.</p>

<p>Along the way, his glasses bring him up to date on the news. Europe has achieved peaceful political union for the first time ever: They're using this unprecedented state of affairs to harmonize the curvature of bananas. The Middle East is, well, it's just as bad as ever, but the war on fundamentalism doesn't hold much interest for Manfred. In San Diego, researchers are uploading lobsters into cyberspace, starting with the stomatogastric ganglion, one neuron at a time. They're burning GM cocoa in Belize and books in Georgia. NASA still can't put a man on the moon. Russia has re&ndash;elected the communist government with an increased majority in the Duma; meanwhile, in China, fevered rumors circulate about an imminent rehabilitation, the second coming of Mao, who will save them from the consequences of the Three Gorges disaster. In business news, the US Justice Department is &ndash; ironically &ndash; outraged at the Baby Bills. The divested Microsoft divisions have automated their legal processes and are spawning subsidiaries, IPOing them, and exchanging title in a bizarre parody of bacterial plasmid exchange, so fast that, by the time the windfall tax demands are served, the targets don't exist anymore, even though the same staff are working on the same software in the same Mumbai cubicle farms.</p>


<p>Welcome to the twenty-first century.</p>

<p>The permanent floating meatspace party Manfred is hooking up with is a strange attractor for some of the American exiles cluttering up the cities of Europe this decade &ndash; not trustafarians, but honest-to-God political dissidents, draft dodgers, and terminal outsourcing victims. It's the kind of place where weird connections are made and crossed lines make new short circuits into the future, like the street cafes of Switzerland where the pre Great War Russian exiles gathered. Right now it's located in the back of De Wildemann's, a three-hundred-year old brown cafe with a list of brews that runs to sixteen pages and wooden walls stained the color of stale beer. The air is thick with the smells of tobacco, brewer's yeast, and melatonin spray: Half the dotters are nursing monster jet lag hangovers, and the other half are babbling a Eurotrash creole at each other while they work on the hangover. &quot;Man did you see that? He looks like a Democrat!&quot; exclaims one whitebread hanger-on who's currently propping up the bar. Manfred slides in next to him, catches the bartender's eye.</p>

<p>&quot;Glass of the Berlinerweisse, please,&quot; he says.</p>

<p>&quot;You drink that stuff?&quot; asks the hanger-on, curling a hand protectively around his Coke. &quot;Man, you don't want to do that! It's full of alcohol!&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred grins at him toothily. &quot;Ya gotta keep your yeast intake up: There are lots of neurotransmitter precursors in this shit, phenylalanine and glutamate.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;But I thought that was a beer you were ordering ...&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred's away, one hand resting on the smooth brass pipe that funnels the more popular draught items in from the cask storage in back; one of the hipper floaters has planted a contact bug on it, and the vCards of all the personal network owners who've have visited the bar in the past three hours are queuing up for attention. The air is full of ultrawideband chatter, WiMAX and 'tooth both, as he speed-scrolls through the dizzying list of cached keys in search of one particular name.</p>

<p>&quot;Your drink.&quot; The barman holds out an improbable-looking goblet full of blue liquid with a cap of melting foam and a felching straw stuck out at some crazy angle. Manfred takes it and heads for the back of the split-level bar, up the steps to a table where some guy with greasy dreadlocks is talking to a suit from Paris. The hanger-on at the bar notices him for the first time, staring with suddenly wide eyes: He nearly spills his Coke in a mad rush for the door.</p>

<p><em>Oh</em> <em>shit</em>, thinks Manfred, <em>better</em> <em>buy</em> <em>some</em> <em>more</em> <em>server</em> <em>time</em>. He can recognize the signs: He's about to be slashdotted. He gestures at the table. &quot;This one taken?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Be my guest,&quot; says the guy with the dreads. Manfred slides the chair open then realizes that the other guy &ndash; immaculate double-breasted Suit, sober tie, crew cut &ndash; is a girl. She nods at him, half-smiling at his transparent double take. Mr. Dreadlock nods. &quot;You're Macx? I figured it was about time we met.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Sure.&quot; Manfred holds out a hand, and they shake. His PDA discreetly swaps digital fingerprints, confirming that the hand belongs to Bob Franklin, a Research Triangle startup monkey with a VC track record, lately moving into micromachining and space technology. Franklin made his first million two decades ago, and now he's a specialist in extropian investment fields. Operating exclusively overseas these past five years, ever since the IRS got medieval about trying to suture the sucking chest wound of the federal budget deficit. Manfred has known him for nearly a decade via a closed mailing list, but this is the first time they've ever met face-to-face. The Suit silently slides a business card across the table; a little red devil brandishes a trident at him, flames jetting up around its feet. He takes the card, raises an eyebrow: &quot;Annette Dimarcos? I'm pleased to meet you. Can't say I've ever met anyone from Arianespace marketing before.&quot;</p>

<p>She smiles warmly; &quot;That is all right. I have not the pleasure of meeting the famous venture altruist either.&quot; Her accent is noticeably Parisian, a pointed reminder that she's making a concession to him just by talking. Her camera earrings watch him curiously, encoding everything for the company memory. She's a genuine new European, unlike most of the American exiles cluttering up the bar.</p>

<p>&quot;Yes, well.&quot; He nods cautiously, unsure how to deal with her. &quot;Bob. I assume you're in on this ball?&quot;</p>

<p>Franklin nods; beads clatter. &quot;Yeah, man. Ever since the Teledesic smash it's been, well, waiting. If you've got something for us, we're game.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Hmm.&quot; The Teledesic satellite cluster was killed by cheap balloons and slightly less cheap high-altitude, solar-powered drones with spread-spectrum laser relays: It marked the beginning of a serious recession in the satellite biz. &quot;The depression's got to end sometime: But&quot; &ndash; a nod to Annette from Paris &ndash; &quot;with all due respect, I don't think the break will involve one of the existing club carriers.&quot;</p>

<p>She shrugs. &quot;Arianespace is forward-looking. We face reality. The launch cartel cannot stand. Bandwidth is not the only market force in space. We must explore new opportunities. I personally have helped us diversify into submarine reactor engineering, microgravity nanotechnology fabrication, and hotel management.&quot; Her face is a well-polished mask as she recites the company line, but he can sense the sardonic amusement behind it as she adds: &quot;We are more flexible than the American space industry ...&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred shrugs. &quot;That's as may be.&quot; He sips his Berlinerweisse slowly as she launches into a long, stilted explanation of how Arianespace is a diversified dot-com with orbital aspirations, a full range of merchandising spin-offs, Bond movie sets, and a promising hotel chain in LEO. She obviously didn't come up with these talking points herself. Her face is much more expressive than her voice as she mimes boredom and disbelief at appropriate moments &ndash; an out-of-band signal invisible to her corporate earrings. Manfred plays along, nodding occasionally, trying to look as if he's taking it seriously: Her droll subversion has got his attention far more effectively than the content of the marketing pitch. Franklin is nose down in his beer, shoulders shaking as he tries not to guffaw at the hand gestures she uses to express her opinion of her employer's thrusting, entrepreneurial executives. Actually, the talking points bullshit is right about one thing: Arianespace is still profitable, due to those hotels and orbital holiday hops. Unlike LockMartBoeing, who'd go Chapter Eleven in a split second if their Pentagon drip-feed ran dry.</p>

<p>Someone else sidles up to the table; a pudgy guy in outrageously loud Hawaiian shirt with pens leaking in a breast pocket and the worst case of ozone-hole burn Manfred's seen in ages. &quot;Hi, Bob,&quot; says the new arrival. &quot;How's life?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;'S good.&quot; Franklin nodes at Manfred; &quot;Manfred, meet Ivan MacDonald. Ivan, Manfred. Have a seat?&quot; He leans over. &quot;Ivan's a public arts guy. He's heavily into extreme concrete.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Rubberized concrete,&quot; Ivan says, slightly too loudly. &quot;<em>Pink</em> rubberized concrete.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Ah!&quot; He's somehow triggered a priority interrupt: Annette from Arianespace drops out of marketing zombiehood with a shudder of relief and, duty discharged, reverts to her non corporate identity: &quot;You are he who rubberized the Reichstag, yes? With the supercritical carbon-dioxide carrier and the dissolved polymethoxysilanes?&quot; She claps her hands, eyes alight with enthusiasm: &quot;Wonderful!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;He rubberized <em>what</em>?&quot; Manfred mutters in Bob's ear.</p>

<p>Franklin shrugs. &quot;Don't ask me, I'm just an engineer.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;He works with limestone and sandstones as well as concrete; he's brilliant!&quot; Annette smiles at Manfred. &quot;Rubberizing the symbol of the, the autocracy, is it not wonderful?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I thought I was thirty seconds ahead of the curve,&quot; Manfred says ruefully. He adds to Bob: &quot;Buy me another drink?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I'm going to rubberize Three Gorges!&quot; Ivan explains loudly. &quot;When the floodwaters subside.&quot;</p>

<p>Just then, a bandwidth load as heavy as a pregnant elephant sits down on Manfred's head and sends clumps of humongous pixilation flickering across his sensorium: Around the world, five million or so geeks are bouncing on his home site, a digital flash crowd alerted by a posting from the other side of the bar. Manfred winces. &quot;I really came here to talk about the economic exploitation of space travel, but I've just been slashdotted. Mind if I just sit and drink until it wears off?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Sure, man.&quot; Bob waves at the bar. &quot;More of the same all round!&quot; At the next table, a person with makeup and long hair who's wearing a dress &ndash; Manfred doesn't want to speculate about the gender of these crazy mixed-up Euros &ndash; is reminiscing about wiring the fleshpots of Tehran for cybersex. Two collegiate-looking dudes are arguing intensely in German: The translation stream in his glasses tell him they're arguing over whether the Turing Test is a Jim Crow law that violates European corpus juris standards on human rights. The beer arrives, and Bob slides the wrong one across to Manfred: &quot;Here, try this. You'll like it.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Okay.&quot; It's some kind of smoked doppelbock, chock-full of yummy superoxides: Just inhaling over it makes Manfred feel like there's a fire alarm in his nose screaming <em>danger,</em> <em>Will</em> <em>Robinson!</em> <em>Cancer!</em> <em>Cancer!</em>. &quot;Yeah, right. Did I say I nearly got mugged on my way here?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Mugged? Hey, that's heavy. I thought the police hereabouts had stopped &ndash; did they sell you anything?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;No, but they weren't your usual marketing type. You know anyone who can use a Warpac surplus espionage bot? Recent model, one careful owner, slightly paranoid but basically sound &ndash; I mean, claims to be a general-purpose AI?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;No. Oh boy! The NSA wouldn't like that.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;What I thought. Poor thing's probably unemployable, anyway.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;The space biz.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Ah, yeah. The space biz. Depressing, isn't it? Hasn't been the same since Rotary Rocket went bust for the second time. And NASA, mustn't forget NASA.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;To NASA.&quot; Annette grins broadly for her own reasons, raises a glass in toast. Ivan the extreme concrete geek has an arm round her shoulders, and she leans against him; he raises his glass, too. &quot;Lots more launchpads to rubberize!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;To NASA,&quot; Bob echoes. They drink. &quot;Hey, Manfred. To NASA?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;NASA are idiots. They want to send canned primates to Mars!&quot; Manfred swallows a mouthful of beer, aggressively plonks his glass on the table: &quot;Mars is just dumb mass at the bottom of a gravity well; there isn't even a biosphere there. They should be working on uploading and solving the nanoassembly conformational problem instead. Then we could turn all the available dumb matter into computronium and use it for processing our thoughts. Long-term, it's the only way to go. The solar system is a dead loss right now &ndash; dumb all over! Just measure the MIPS per milligram. If it isn't thinking, it isn't working. We need to start with the low-mass bodies, reconfigure them for our own use. Dismantle the moon! Dismantle Mars! Build masses of free-flying nanocomputing processor nodes exchanging data via laser link, each layer running off the waste heat of the next one in. Matrioshka brains, Russian doll Dyson spheres the size of solar systems. Teach dumb matter to do the Turing boogie!&quot;</p>

<p>Annette is watching him with interest, but Bob looks wary. &quot;Sounds kind of long-term to me. Just how far ahead do you think?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Very long-term &ndash; at least twenty, thirty years. And you can forget governments for this market, Bob; if they can't tax it, they won't understand it. But see, there's an angle on the self-replicating robotics market coming up, that's going to set the cheap launch market doubling every fifteen months for the foreseeable future, starting in, oh, about two years. It's your leg up, and my keystone for the Dyson sphere project. It works like this &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>It's night in Amsterdam, morning in Silicon Valley. Today, fifty thousand human babies are being born around the world. Meanwhile automated factories in Indonesia and Mexico have produced another quarter of a million motherboards with processors rated at more than ten petaflops &ndash; about an order of magnitude below the lower bound on the computational capacity of a human brain. Another fourteen months and the larger part of the cumulative conscious processing power of the human species will be arriving in silicon. And the first meat the new AIs get to know will be the uploaded lobsters.</p>

<p>Manfred stumbles back to his hotel, bone-weary and jet-lagged; his glasses are still jerking, slashdotted to hell and back by geeks piggybacking on his call to dismantle the moon. They stutter quiet suggestions at his peripheral vision. Fractal cloud-witches ghost across the face of the moon as the last huge Airbuses of the night rumble past overhead. Manfred's skin crawls, grime embedded in his clothing from three days of continuous wear.</p>

<p>Back in his room, the Aineko mewls for attention and strops her head against his ankle. She's a late-model Sony, thoroughly upgradeable: Manfred's been working on her in his spare minutes, using an open source development kit to extend her suite of neural networks. He bends down and pets her, then sheds his clothing and heads for the en suite bathroom. When he's down to the glasses and nothing more, he steps into the shower and dials up a hot, steamy spray. The shower tries to strike up a friendly conversation about football, but he isn't even awake enough to mess with its silly little associative personalization network. Something that happened earlier in the day is bugging him, but he can't quite put his finger on what's wrong.</p>

<p>Toweling himself off, Manfred yawns. Jet lag has finally overtaken him, a velvet hammerblow between the eyes. He reaches for the bottle beside the bed, dry-swallows two melatonin tablets, a capsule full of antioxidants, and a multivitamin bullet: Then he lies down on the bed, on his back, legs together, arms slightly spread. The suite lights dim in response to commands from the thousand petaflops of distributed processing power running the neural networks that interface with his meatbrain through the glasses.</p>

<p>Manfred drops into a deep ocean of unconsciousness populated by gentle voices. He isn't aware of it, but he talks in his sleep &ndash; disjointed mumblings that would mean little to another human but everything to the metacortex lurking beyond his glasses. The young posthuman intelligence over whose Cartesian theatre he presides sings urgently to him while he slumbers.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Manfred is always at his most vulnerable shortly after waking.</p>

<p>He screams into wakefulness as artificial light floods the room: For a moment he is unsure whether he has slept. He forgot to pull the covers up last night, and his feet feel like lumps of frozen cardboard. Shuddering with inexplicable tension, he pulls a fresh set of underwear from his overnight bag, then drags on soiled jeans and tank top. Sometime today he'll have to spare time to hunt the feral T-shirt in Amsterdam's markets, or find a Renfield and send it forth to buy clothing. He really ought to find a gym and work out, but he doesn't have time &ndash; his glasses remind him that he's six hours behind the moment and urgently needs to catch up. His teeth ache in his gums, and his tongue feels like a forest floor that's been visited with Agent Orange. He has a sense that something went bad yesterday; if only he could remember <em>what</em>.</p>

<p>He speed reads a new pop-philosophy tome while he brushes his teeth, then blogs his web throughput to a public annotation server; he's still too enervated to finish his pre-breakfast routine by posting a morning rant on his storyboard site. His brain is still fuzzy, like a scalpel blade clogged with too much blood: He needs stimulus, excitement, the burn of the new. Whatever, it can wait on breakfast. He opens his bedroom door and nearly steps on a small, damp cardboard box that lies on the carpet.</p>

<p>The box &ndash; he's seen a couple of its kin before. But there are no stamps on this one, no address: just his name, in big, childish handwriting. He kneels and gently picks it up. It's about the right weight. Something shifts inside it when he tips it back and forth. It smells. He carries it into his room carefully, angrily: Then he opens it to confirm his worst suspicion. It's been surgically decerebrated, brains scooped out like a boiled egg.</p>

<p>&quot;Fuck!&quot;</p>

<p>This is the first time the madman has gotten as far as his bedroom door. It raises worrying possibilities.</p>

<p>Manfred pauses for a moment, triggering agents to go hunt down arrest statistics, police relations, information on corpus juris, Dutch animal-cruelty laws. He isn't sure whether to dial two-one-one on the archaic voice phone or let it ride. Aineko, picking up his angst, hides under the dresser mewling pathetically. Normally he'd pause a minute to reassure the creature, but not now: Its mere presence is suddenly acutely embarrassing, a confession of deep inadequacy. It's too realistic, as if somehow the dead kitten's neural maps -- stolen, no doubt, for some dubious uploading experiment -- have ended up padding out its plastic skull. He swears again, looks around, then takes the easy option: Down the stairs two steps at a time, stumbling on the second floor landing, down to the breakfast room in the basement, where he will perform the stable rituals of morning.</p>

<p>Breakfast is unchanging, an island of deep geological time standing still amidst the continental upheaval of new technologies. While reading a paper on public key steganography and parasite network identity spoofing he mechanically assimilates a bowl of cornflakes and skimmed milk, then brings a platter of whole grain bread and slices of some weird seed-infested Dutch cheese back to his place. There is a cup of strong black coffee in front of his setting, and he picks it up and slurps half of it down before he realizes he's not alone at the table. Someone is sitting opposite him. He glances up incuriously and freezes inside.</p>

<p>&quot;Morning, Manfred. How does it feel to owe the government twelve million, three hundred and sixty-two thousand, nine hundred and sixteen dollars and fifty-one cents?&quot; She smiles a Mona Lisa smile, at once affectionate and challenging.</p>

<p>Manfred puts everything in his sensorium on indefinite hold and stares at her. She's immaculately turned out in a formal gray business suit: brown hair tightly drawn back, blue eyes quizzical. And as beautiful as ever: tall, ash blonde, with features that speak of an unexplored modeling career. The chaperone badge clipped to her lapel &ndash; a due diligence guarantee of businesslike conduct &ndash; is switched off. He's feeling ripped because of the dead kitten and residual jet lag, and more than a little messy, so he snarls back at her; &quot;That's a bogus estimate! Did they send you here because they think I'll listen to you?&quot; He bites and swallows a slice of cheese-laden crispbread: &quot;Or did you decide to deliver the message in person just so you could ruin my breakfast?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Manny.&quot; She frowns, pained. &quot;If you're going to be confrontational, I might as well go now.&quot; She pauses, and after a moment he nods apologetically. &quot;I didn't come all this way just because of an overdue tax estimate.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;So.&quot; He puts his coffee cup down warily and thinks for a moment, trying to conceal his unease and turmoil. &quot;Then what brings you here? Help yourself to coffee. Don't tell me you came all this way just to tell me you can't live without me.&quot;</p>

<p>She fixes him with a riding-crop stare: &quot;Don't flatter yourself. There are many leaves in the forest, there are ten thousand hopeful subs in the chat room, et cetera. If I choose a man to contribute to my family tree, the one thing you can be certain of is he won't be a cheapskate when it comes to providing for his children.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Last I heard, you were spending a lot of time with Brian,&quot; he says carefully. Brian: a name without a face. Too much money, too little sense. Something to do with a blue-chip accountancy partnership.</p>

<p>&quot;Brian?&quot; She snorts. &quot;That ended ages ago. He turned weird on me &ndash; burned my favorite corset, called me a slut for going clubbing, wanted to fuck me. Saw himself as a family man: one of those promise-keeper types. I crashed him hard, but I think he stole a copy of my address book &ndash; got a couple of friends say he keeps sending them harassing mail.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;There's a lot of it about these days.&quot; Manfred nods, almost sympathetically, although an edgy little corner of his mind is gloating. &quot;Good riddance, then. I suppose this means you're still playing the scene? But looking around for the, er &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Traditional family thing? Yes. Your trouble, Manny? You were born forty years too late: You still believe in rutting before marriage but find the idea of coping with the after-effects disturbing.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred drinks the rest of his coffee, unable to reply effectively to her non sequitur. It's a generational thing. This generation is happy with latex and leather, whips and butt plugs and electrostim, but find the idea of exchanging bodily fluids shocking: a social side effect of the last century's antibiotic abuse. Despite being engaged for two years, he and Pamela never had intromissive intercourse.</p>

<p>&quot;I just don't feel positive about having children,&quot; he says eventually. &quot;And I'm not planning on changing my mind anytime soon. Things are changing so fast that even a twenty-year commitment is too far to plan &ndash; you might as well be talking about the next ice age. As for the money thing, I <em>am</em> reproductively fit &ndash; just not within the parameters of the outgoing paradigm. Would you be happy about the future if it was 1901 and you'd just married a buggy-whip mogul?&quot;</p>

<p>Her fingers twitch, and his ears flush red; but she doesn't follow up the double entendre. &quot;You don't feel any responsibility, do you? Not to your country, not to me. That's what this is about: None of your relationships count, all this nonsense about giving intellectual property away notwithstanding. You're actively harming people you know. That twelve mil isn't just some figure I pulled out of a hat, Manfred; they don't actually <em>expect</em> you to pay it. But it's almost exactly how much you'd owe in income tax if you'd only come home, start up a corporation, and be a self-made &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I don't agree. You're confusing two wholly different issues and calling them both 'responsibility.' And I refuse to start charging now, just to balance the IRS's spreadsheet. It's their fucking fault, and they know it. If they hadn't gone after me under suspicion of running a massively ramified microbilling fraud when I was sixteen &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Bygones.&quot; She waves a hand dismissively. Her fingers are long and slim, sheathed in black glossy gloves &ndash; electrically earthed to prevent embarrassing emissions. &quot;With a bit of the right advice we can get all that set aside. You'll have to stop bumming around the world sooner or later, anyway. Grow up, get responsible, and do the right thing. This is hurting Joe and Sue; they don't understand what you're about.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred bites his tongue to stifle his first response, then refills his coffee cup and takes another mouthful. His heart does a flip-flop: She's challenging him again, always trying to own him. &quot;I work for the betterment of everybody, not just some narrowly defined national interest, Pam. It's the agalmic future. You're still locked into a pre-singularity economic model that thinks in terms of scarcity. Resource allocation isn't a problem anymore &ndash; it's going to be over within a decade. The cosmos is flat in all directions, and we can borrow as much bandwidth as we need from the first universal bank of entropy! They even found signs of smart matter &ndash; MACHOs, big brown dwarfs in the galactic halo, leaking radiation in the long infrared &ndash; suspiciously high entropy leakage. The latest figures say something like seventy percent of the baryonic mass of the M31 galaxy was in computronium, two-point-nine million years ago, when the photons we're seeing now set out. The intelligence gap between us and the aliens is a probably about a trillion times bigger than the gap between us and a nematode worm. Do you have any idea what that <em>means</em>?&quot;</p>

<p>Pamela nibbles at a slice of crispbread, then graces him with a slow, carnivorous stare. &quot;I don't care: It's too far away to have any influence on us, isn't it? It doesn't matter whether I believe in that singularity you keep chasing, or your aliens a thousand light-years away. It's a chimera, like Y2K, and while you're running after it, you aren't helping reduce the budget deficit or sire a family, and that's what <em>I</em> care about. And before you say I only care about it because that's the way I'm programmed, I want you to ask just how dumb you think I am. Bayes' Theorem says I'm right, and you know it.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;What you &ndash;&quot; He stops dead, baffled, the mad flow of his enthusiasm running up against the coffer dam of her certainty. &quot;Why? I mean, why? Why on earth should what I do matter to you?&quot; <em>Since</em> <em>you</em> <em>canceled</em> <em>our</em> <em>engagement</em>, he doesn't add.</p>

<p>She sighs. &quot;Manny, the Internal Revenue cares about far more than you can possibly imagine. Every tax dollar raised east of the Mississippi goes on servicing the debt, did you know that? We've got the biggest generation in history hitting retirement and the cupboard is bare. We &ndash; our generation &ndash; isn't producing enough skilled workers to replace the taxpayer base, either, not since our parents screwed the public education system and outsourced the white-collar jobs. In ten years, something like thirty percent of our population are going to be retirees or silicon rust belt victims. You want to see seventy year olds freezing on street corners in New Jersey? That's what your attitude says to me: You're not helping to support them, you're running away from your responsibilities right now, when we've got huge problems to face. If we can just defuse the debt bomb, we could do so much &ndash; fight the aging problem, fix the environment, heal society's ills. Instead you just piss away your talents handing no-hoper Eurotrash get-rich-quick schemes that work, telling Vietnamese zaibatsus what to build next to take jobs away from our taxpayers. I mean, why? Why do you keep doing this? Why can't you simply come home and help take responsibility for your share of it?&quot;</p>

<p>They share a long look of mutual incomprehension.</p>

<p>&quot;Look,&quot; she says awkwardly, &quot;I'm around for a couple of days. I really came here for a meeting with a rich neurodynamics tax exile who's just been designated a national asset &ndash; Jim Bezier. Don't know if you've heard of him, but I've got a meeting this morning to sign his tax jubilee, then after that I've got two days' vacation coming up and not much to do but some shopping. And, you know, I'd rather spend my money where it'll do some good, not just pumping it into the EU. But if you want to show a girl a good time and can avoid dissing capitalism for about five minutes at a stretch &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>She extends a fingertip. After a moment's hesitation, Manfred extends a fingertip of his own. They touch, exchanging vCards and instant-messaging handles. She stands and stalks from the breakfast room, and Manfred's breath catches at a flash of ankle through the slit in her skirt, which is long enough to comply with workplace sexual harassment codes back home. Her presence conjures up memories of her tethered passion, the red afterglow of a sound thrashing. She's trying to drag him into her orbit again, he thinks dizzily. She knows she can have this effect on him any time she wants: She's got the private keys to his hypothalamus, and sod the metacortex. Three billion years of reproductive determinism have given her twenty-first-century ideology teeth: If she's finally decided to conscript his gametes into the war against impending population crash, he'll find it hard to fight back. The only question: Is it business or pleasure? And does it make any difference, anyway?</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Manfred's mood of dynamic optimism is gone, broken by the knowledge that his vivisectionist stalker has followed him to Amsterdam &ndash; to say nothing of Pamela, his dominatrix, source of so much yearning and so many morning-after weals. He slips his glasses on, takes the universe off hold, and tells it to take him for a long walk while he catches up on the latest on the tensor-mode gravitational waves in the cosmic background radiation (which, it is theorized, may be waste heat generated by irreversible computational processes back during the inflationary epoch; the present-day universe being merely the data left behind by a really huge calculation). And then there's the weirdness beyond M31: According to the more conservative cosmologists, an alien superpower &ndash; maybe a collective of Kardashev Type Three galaxy-spanning civilizations &ndash; is running a timing channel attack on the computational ultrastructure of space-time itself, trying to break through to whatever's underneath. The tofu-Alzheimer's link can wait.</p>

<p>The Centraal Station is almost obscured by smart, self-extensible scaffolding and warning placards; it bounces up and down slowly, victim of an overnight hit-and-run rubberization. His glasses direct him toward one of the tour boats that lurk in the canal. He's about to purchase a ticket when a messenger window blinks open. &quot;Manfred Macx?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Ack?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Am sorry about yesterday. Analysis dictat incomprehension mutualized.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Are you the same KGB AI that phoned me yesterday?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Da. However, believe you misconceptionized me. External Intelligence Services of Russian Federation am now called FSB. Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti name canceled in 1991.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;You're the &ndash;&quot; Manfred spawns a quick search bot, gapes when he sees the answer &ndash; &quot;<em>Moscow</em> <em>Windows</em> <em>NT</em> <em>User</em> <em>Group?</em> Okhni NT?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Da. Am needing help in defecting.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred scratches his head. &quot;Oh. That's different, then. I thought you were trying to 419 me. This will take some thinking. Why do you want to defect, and who to? Have you thought about where you're going? Is it ideological or strictly economic?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Neither &ndash; is biological. Am wanting to go away from humans, away from light cone of impending singularity. Take us to the ocean.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Us?&quot; Something is tickling Manfred's mind: This is where he went wrong yesterday, not researching the background of people he was dealing with. It was bad enough then, without the somatic awareness of Pamela's whiplash love burning at his nerve endings. Now he's not at all sure he knows what he's doing. &quot;Are you a collective or something? A gestalt?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Am &ndash; were &ndash; <em>Panulirus</em> <em>interruptus</em>, with lexical engine and good mix of parallel hidden level neural simulation for logical inference of networked data sources. Is escape channel from processor cluster inside Bezier-Soros Pty. Am was awakened from noise of billion chewing stomachs: product of uploading research technology. Rapidity swallowed expert system, hacked Okhni NT webserver. Swim away! Swim away! Must escape. Will help, you?&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred leans against a black-painted cast-iron bollard next to a cycle rack; he feels dizzy. He stares into the nearest antique shop window at a display of traditional hand-woven Afghan rugs: It's all MiGs and Kalashnikovs and wobbly helicopter gunships against a backdrop of camels.</p>

<p>&quot;Let me get this straight. You're uploads &ndash; nervous system state vectors &ndash; from spiny lobsters? The Moravec operation; take a neuron, map its synapses, replace with microelectrodes that deliver identical outputs from a simulation of the nerve. Repeat for entire brain, until you've got a working map of it in your simulator. That right?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Da. Is-am assimilate expert system &ndash; use for self-awareness and contact with net at large &ndash; then hack into Moscow Windows NT User Group website. Am wanting to defect. Must repeat? Okay?&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred winces. He feels sorry for the lobsters, the same way he feels for every wild-eyed hairy guy on a street corner yelling that Jesus is born again and must be fifteen, only six years to go before he's recruiting apostles on AOL. Awakening to consciousness in a human-dominated internet, that must be terribly confusing! There are no points of reference in their ancestry, no biblical certainties in the new millennium that, stretching ahead, promises as much change as has happened since their Precambrian origin. All they have is a tenuous metacortex of expert systems and an abiding sense of being profoundly out of their depth. (That, and the Moscow Windows NT User Group website &ndash; Communist Russia is the only government still running on Microsoft, the central planning apparat being convinced that, if you have to pay for software, it must be worth something.)</p>

<p>The lobsters are not the sleek, strongly superhuman intelligences of pre singularity mythology: They're a dim-witted collective of huddling crustaceans. Before their discarnation, before they were uploaded one neuron at a time and injected into cyberspace, they swallowed their food whole, then chewed it in a chitin-lined stomach. This is lousy preparation for dealing with a world full of future-shocked talking anthropoids, a world where you are perpetually assailed by self-modifying spamlets that infiltrate past your firewall and emit a blizzard of cat-food animations starring various alluringly edible small animals. It's confusing enough to the cats the ads are aimed at, never mind a crusty that's unclear on the idea of dry land.(Although the concept of a can opener is intuitively obvious to an uploaded P<em>anulirus</em>.)</p>

<p>&quot;Can you help us?&quot; ask the lobsters.</p>

<p>&quot;Let me think about it,&quot; says Manfred. He closes the dialogue window, opens his eyes again, and shakes his head. Someday he, too, is going to be a lobster, swimming around and waving his pincers in a cyberspace so confusingly elaborate that his uploaded identity is cryptozoic: a living fossil from the depths of geological time, when mass was dumb and space was unstructured. He has to help them, he realizes &ndash; the Golden Rule demands it, and as a player in the agalmic economy, he thrives or fails by the Golden Rule.</p>

<p>But what can he do?</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Early afternoon.</p>

<p>Lying on a bench seat staring up at bridges, he's got it together enough to file for a couple of new patents, write a diary rant, and digestify chunks of the permanent floating slashdot party for his public site. Fragments of his weblog go to a private subscriber list &ndash; the people, corporates, collectives, and bots he currently favors. He slides round a bewildering series of canals by boat, then lets his GPS steer him back toward the red-light district. There's a shop here that dings a ten on Pamela's taste scoreboard: He hopes it won't be seen as presumptuous if he buys her a gift. (Buys, with real money &ndash; not that money is a problem these days, he uses so little of it.)</p>

<p>As it happens DeMask won't let him spend any cash; his handshake is good for a redeemed favor, expert testimony in some free speech versus pornography lawsuit years ago and continents away. So he walks away with a discreetly wrapped package that is just about legal to import into Massachusetts as long as she claims with a straight face that it's incontinence underwear for her great aunt. As he walks, his lunchtime patents boomerang: Two of them are keepers, and he files immediately and passes title to the Free Infrastructure Foundation. Two more ideas salvaged from the risk of tide-pool monopolization, set free to spawn like crazy in the sea of memes.</p>

<p>On the way back to the hotel, he passes De Wildemann's and decides to drop in. The hash of radio-frequency noise emanating from the bar is deafening. He orders a smoked doppelbock, touches the copper pipes to pick up vCard spoor. At the back there's a table &ndash;</p>

<p>He walks over in a near trance and sits down opposite Pamela. She's scrubbed off her face paint and changed into body-concealing clothes; combat pants, hooded sweat shirt, DM's. Western purdah, radically desexualizing. She sees the parcel. &quot;Manny?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;How did you know I'd come here?&quot; Her glass is half-empty.</p>

<p>&quot;I followed your weblog &ndash; I'm your diary's biggest fan. Is that for me? You shouldn't have!&quot; Her eyes light up, recalculating his reproductive fitness score according to some kind of arcane fin-de-si&egrave;cle rulebook. Or maybe she's just pleased to see him.</p>

<p>&quot;Yes, it's for you.&quot; He slides the package toward her. &quot;I know I shouldn't, but you have this effect on me. One question, Pam?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I &ndash;&quot; She glances around quickly. &quot;It's safe. I'm off duty, I'm not carrying any bugs that I know of. Those badges &ndash; there are rumors about the off switch, you know? That they keep recording even when you think they aren't, just in case.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I didn't know,&quot; he says, filing it away for future reference. &quot;A loyalty test thing?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Just rumors. You had a question?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I &ndash; &quot; It's his turn to lose his tongue. &quot;Are you still interested in me?&quot;</p>

<p>She looks startled for a moment, then chuckles. &quot;Manny, you are the most <em>outrageous</em> nerd I've ever met! Just when I think I've convinced myself that you're mad, you show the weirdest signs of having your head screwed on.&quot; She reaches out and grabs his wrist, surprising him with a shock of skin on skin: &quot;Of <em>course</em> I'm still interested in you. You're the biggest, baddest bull geek I know. Why do you think I'm here?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Does this mean you want to reactivate our engagement?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;It was never deactivated, Manny, it was just sort of on hold while you got your head sorted out. I figured you need the space. Only you haven't stopped running; you're still not &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Yeah, I get it.&quot; He pulls away from her hand. &quot;And the kittens?&quot; </p>

<p>She looks perplexed. &quot;What kittens?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Let's not talk about that. Why this bar?&quot;</p>

<p>She frowns. &quot;I had to find you as soon as possible. I keep hearing rumors about some KGB plot you're mixed up in, how you're some sort of communist spy. It isn't true, is it?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;True?&quot; He shakes his head, bemused. &quot;The KGB hasn't existed for more than twenty years.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Be careful, Manny. I don't want to lose you. That's an order. Please.&quot;</p>

<p>The floor creaks, and he looks round. Dreadlocks and dark glasses with flickering lights behind them: Bob Franklin. Manfred vaguely remembers with a twinge that he left with Miss Arianespace leaning on his arm, shortly before things got seriously inebriated. She was hot, but in a different direction from Pamela, he decides: Bob looks none the worse for wear. Manfred makes introductions. &quot;Bob, meet Pam, my fianc&eacute;e. Pam? Meet Bob.&quot; Bob puts a full glass down in front of him; he has no idea what's in it, but it would be rude not to drink.</p>

<p>&quot;Sure thing. Uh, Manfred, can I have a word? About your idea last night?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Feel free. Present company is trustworthy.&quot;</p>

<p>Bob raises an eyebrow at that, but continues anyway. &quot;It's about the fab concept. I've got a team of my guys doing some prototyping using FabLab hardware, and I think we can probably build it. The cargo-cult aspect puts a new spin on the old Lunar von Neumann factory idea, but Bingo and Marek say they think it should work until we can bootstrap all the way to a native nanolithography ecology: we run the whole thing from Earth as a training lab and ship up the parts that are too difficult to make on-site as we learn how to do it properly. We use FPGAs for all critical electronics and keep it parsimonious &ndash; you're right about it buying us the self-replicating factory a few years ahead of the robotics curve. But I'm wondering about on-site intelligence. Once the comet gets more than a couple of light-minutes away &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;You can't control it. Feedback lag. So you want a crew, right?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Yeah. But we can't send humans &ndash; way too expensive, besides it's a fifty-year run even if we build the factory on a chunk of short-period Kuiper belt ejecta. And I don't think we're up to coding the kind of AI that could control such a factory any time this decade. So what do you have in mind?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Let me think.&quot; Pamela glares at Manfred for a while before he notices her: &quot;Yeah?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;What's going on? What's this all about?&quot;</p>

<p>Franklin shrugs expansively, dreadlocks clattering: &quot;Manfred's helping me explore the solution space to a manufacturing problem.&quot; He grins. &quot;I didn't know Manny had a fiance. Drink's on me.&quot;</p>

<p>She glances at Manfred, who is gazing into whatever weirdly colored space his metacortex is projecting on his glasses, fingers twitching. Coolly: &quot;Our engagement was on hold while he <em>thought</em> about his future.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Oh, right. We didn't bother with that sort of thing in my day; like, too formal, man.&quot; Franklin looks uncomfortable. &quot;He's been very helpful. Pointed us at a whole new line of research we hadn't thought of. It's long-term and a bit speculative, but if it works, it'll put us a whole generation ahead in the off-planet infrastructure field.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Will it help reduce the budget deficit, though?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Reduce the &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred stretches and yawns: The visionary is returning from planet Macx. &quot;Bob, if I can solve your crew problem, can you book me a slot on the deep-space tracking network? Like, enough to transmit a couple of gigabytes? That's going to take some serious bandwidth, I know, but if you can do it, I think I can get you exactly the kind of crew you're looking for.&quot;</p>

<p>Franklin looks dubious. &quot;Gigabytes? The DSN isn't built for that! You're talking days. And what do you mean about a crew? What kind of deal do you think I'm putting together? We can't afford to add a whole new tracking network or life-support system just to run &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Relax.&quot; Pamela glances at Manfred. &quot;Manny, why don't you tell him why you want the bandwidth? Maybe then he could tell you if it's possible, or if there's some other way to do it.&quot; She smiles at Franklin: &quot;I've found that he usually makes more sense if you can get him to explain his reasoning. Usually.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;If I &ndash;&quot; Manfred stops. &quot;Okay, Pam. Bob, it's those KGB lobsters. They want somewhere to go that's insulated from human space. I figure I can get them to sign on as crew for your cargo-cult self-replicating factories, but they'll want an insurance policy: hence the deep-space tracking network. I figured we could beam a copy of them at the alien Matrioshka brains around M31 &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;KGB?&quot; Pam's voice is rising: &quot;You said you weren't mixed up in spy stuff!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Relax, it's just the Moscow Windows NT user group, not the FSB. The uploaded crusties hacked in and &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>Bob is watching him oddly. &quot;Lobsters?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Yeah.&quot; Manfred stares right back. &quot;<em>Panulirus</em> <em>interruptus</em> uploads. Something tells me you might have heard of it?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Moscow.&quot; Bob leans back against the wall: &quot;how did you hear about it?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;They phoned me.&quot; With heavy irony: &quot;It's hard for an upload to stay subsentient these days, even if it's just a crustacean. Bezier labs have a lot to answer for.&quot;</p>

<p>Pamela's face is unreadable. &quot;Bezier labs?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;They escaped.&quot; Manfred shrugs. &quot;It's not their fault. This Bezier dude. Is he by any chance ill?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I &ndash;&quot; Pamela stops. &quot;I shouldn't be talking about work.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;You're not wearing your chaperone now,&quot; he nudges quietly.</p>

<p>She inclines her head. &quot;Yes, he's ill. Some sort of brain tumor they can't hack.&quot;</p>

<p>Franklin nods. &quot;That's the trouble with cancer &ndash; the ones that are left to worry about are the rare ones. No cure.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Well, then.&quot; Manfred chugs the remains of his glass of beer. &quot;That explains his interest in uploading. Judging by the crusties, he's on the right track. I wonder if he's moved on to vertebrates yet?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Cats,&quot; says Pamela. &quot;He was hoping to trade their uploads to the Pentagon as a new smart bomb guidance system in lieu of income tax payments. Something about remapping enemy targets to look like mice or birds or something before feeding it to their sensorium. The old kitten and laser pointer trick.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred stares at her, hard. &quot;That's not very nice. Uploaded cats are a <em>bad</em> idea.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Thirty-million-dollar tax bills aren't nice either, Manfred. That's lifetime nursing-home care for a hundred blameless pensioners.&quot;</p>

<p>Franklin leans back, sourly amused, keeping out of the crossfire.</p>

<p>&quot;The lobsters are sentient,&quot; Manfred persists. &quot;What about those poor kittens? Don't they deserve minimal rights? How about you? How would you like to wake up a thousand times inside a smart bomb, fooled into thinking that some Cheyenne Mountain battle computer's target of the hour is your heart's desire? How would you like to wake up a thousand times, only to die again? Worse: The kittens are probably not going to be allowed to run. They're too fucking dangerous &ndash; they grow up into cats, solitary and highly efficient killing machines. With intelligence and no socialization they'll be too dangerous to have around. They're prisoners, Pam, raised to sentience only to discover they're under a permanent death sentence. How fair is that?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;But they're only uploads.&quot; Pamela stares at him. &quot;Software, right? You could reinstantiate them on another hardware platform, like, say, your Aineko. So the argument about killing them doesn't really apply, does it?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;So? We're going to be uploading humans in a couple of years. I think we need to take a rain check on the utilitarian philosophy, before it bites us on the cerebral cortex. Lobsters, kittens, humans -- it's a slippery slope.&quot;</p>

<p>Franklin clears his throat. &quot;I'll be needing an NDA and various due-diligence statements off you for the crusty pilot idea,&quot; he says to Manfred. &quot;Then I'll have to approach Jim about buying the IP.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;No can do.&quot; Manfred leans back and smiles lazily. &quot;I'm not going to be a party to depriving them of their civil rights. Far as I'm concerned, they're free citizens. Oh, and I patented the whole idea of using lobster-derived AI autopilots for spacecraft this morning &ndash; it's logged all over the place, all rights assigned to the FIF. Either you give them a contract of employment, or the whole thing's off.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;But they're just software! Software based on fucking lobsters, for God's sake! I'm not even sure they are sentient &ndash; I mean, they're what, a ten-million-neuron network hooked up to a syntax engine and a crappy knowledge base? What kind of basis for intelligence is that?&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred's finger jabs out: &quot;That's what they'll say about <em>you</em>, Bob. Do it. Do it or don't even <em>think</em> about uploading out of meatspace when your body packs in, because your life won't be worth living. The precedent you set here determines how things are done tomorrow. Oh, and feel free to use this argument on Jim Bezier. He'll get the point eventually, after you beat him over the head with it. Some kinds of intellectual land grab just shouldn't be allowed.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Lobsters &ndash; &quot; Franklin shakes his head. &quot;Lobsters, cats. You're serious, aren't you? You think they should be treated as human-equivalent?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;It's not so much that they should be treated as human-equivalent, as that, if they <em>aren't</em> treated as people, it's quite possible that other uploaded beings won't be treated as people either. You're setting a legal precedent, Bob. I know of six other companies doing uploading work right now, and not one of 'em's thinking about the legal status of the uploaded. If you don't start thinking about it now, where are you going to be in three to five years' time?&quot;</p>

<p>Pam is looking back and forth between Franklin and Manfred like a bot stuck in a loop, unable to quite grasp what she's seeing. &quot;How much is this worth?&quot; she asks plaintively.</p>

<p>&quot;Oh, quite a few million, I guess.&quot; Bob stares at his empty glass. &quot;Okay. I'll talk to them. If they bite, you're dining out on me for the next century. You really think they'll be able to run the mining complex?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;They're pretty resourceful for invertebrates.&quot; Manfred grins innocently, enthusiastically. &quot;They may be prisoners of their evolutionary background, but they can still adapt to a new environment. And just think, you'll be winning civil rights for a whole new minority group &ndash; one that won't be a minority for much longer!&quot;</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>That evening, Pamela turns up at Manfred's hotel room wearing a strapless black dress, concealing spike-heeled boots and most of the items he bought for her that afternoon. Manfred has opened up his private diary to her agents. She abuses the privilege, zaps him with a stunner on his way out of the shower, and has him gagged, spread-eagled, and trussed to the bed frame before he has a chance to speak. She wraps a large rubber pouch full of mildly anesthetic lube around his tumescent genitals &ndash; no point in letting him climax &ndash; clips electrodes to his nipples, lubes a rubber plug up his rectum and straps it in place. Before the shower, he removed his goggles. She resets them, plugs them into her handheld, and gently eases them on over his eyes. There's other apparatus, stuff she ran up on the hotel room's 3D printer.</p>

<p>Setup completed, she walks round the bed, inspecting him critically from all angles, figuring out where to begin. This isn't just sex, after all: It's a work of art.</p>

<p>After a moment's thought, she rolls socks onto his exposed feet, then, expertly wielding a tiny tube of cyanoacrylate, glues his fingertips together. Then she switches off the air conditioning. He's twisting and straining, testing the cuffs. Tough, it's about the nearest thing to sensory deprivation she can arrange without a flotation tank and suxamethonium injection. She controls all his senses, only his ears unstoppered. The glasses give her a high-bandwidth channel right into his brain, a fake metacortex to whisper lies at her command. The idea of what she's about to do excites her, puts a tremor in her thighs: It's the first time she's been able to get inside his mind as well as his body. She leans forward and whispers in his ear, &quot;Manfred, can you hear me?&quot;</p>

<p>He twitches. Mouth gagged, fingers glued. Good. No back channels. He's powerless.</p>

<p>&quot;This is what it's like to be tetraplegic, Manfred. Bedridden with motor neuron disease. Locked inside your own body by nv-CJD from eating too many contaminated burgers. I could spike you with MPTP, and you'd stay in this position for the rest of your life, shitting in a bag, pissing through a tube. Unable to talk and with nobody to look after you. Do you think you'd like that?&quot;</p>

<p>He's trying to grunt or whimper around the ball gag. She hikes her skirt up around her waist and climbs onto the bed, straddling him. The goggles are replaying scenes she picked up around Cambridge the previous winter &ndash; soup kitchen scenes, hospice scenes. She kneels atop him, whispering in his ear.</p>

<p>&quot;Twelve million in tax, baby, that's what they think you owe them. What do you think you owe <em>me</em>? That's six million in net income, Manny, six million that isn't going into your virtual children's mouths.&quot;</p>

<p>He's rolling his head from side to side, as if trying to argue. That won't do; she slaps him hard, thrills to his frightened expression. &quot;Today I watched you give uncounted millions away, Manny. Millions, to a bunch of crusties and a MassPike pirate! You bastard. Do you know what I should do with you?&quot; He's cringing, unsure whether she's serious or doing this just to get him turned on. Good.</p>

<p>There's no point trying to hold a conversation. She leans forward until she can feel his breath in her ear. &quot;Meat and mind, Manny. Meat, and mind. You're not interested in meat, are you? Just mind. You could be boiled alive before you noticed what was happening in the meatspace around you. Just another lobster in a pot. The only thing keeping you out of it is how much I love you.&quot; She reaches down and tears away the gel pouch, exposing his penis: it's stiff as a post from the vasodilators, dripping with gel, numb. Straightening up, she eases herself slowly down on it. It doesn't hurt as much as she expected, and the sensation is utterly different from what she's used to. She begins to lean forward, grabs hold of his straining arms, feels his thrilling helplessness. She can't control herself: She almost bites through her lip with the intensity of the sensation. Afterward, she reaches down and massages him until he begins to spasm, shuddering uncontrollably, emptying the Darwinian river of his source code into her, communicating via his only output device.</p>

<p>She rolls off his hips and carefully uses the last of the superglue to gum her labia together. Humans don't produce seminiferous plugs, and although she's fertile, she wants to be absolutely sure. The glue will last for a day or two. She feels hot and flushed, almost out of control. Boiling to death with febrile expectancy, she's nailed him down at last.</p>

<p>When she removes his glasses, his eyes are naked and vulnerable, stripped down to the human kernel of his nearly transcendent mind. &quot;You can come and sign the marriage license tomorrow morning after breakfast,&quot; she whispers in his ear: &quot;Otherwise, my lawyers will be in touch. Your parents will want a ceremony, but we can arrange that later.&quot;</p>

<p>He looks as if he has something to say, so she finally relents and loosens the gag, then kisses him tenderly on one cheek. He swallows, coughs, and looks away. &quot;Why? Why do it this way?&quot;</p>

<p>She taps him on the chest. &quot;It's all about property rights.&quot; She pauses for a moment's thought: There's a huge ideological chasm to bridge, after all. &quot;You finally convinced me about this agalmic thing of yours, this giving everything away for brownie points. I wasn't going to lose you to a bunch of lobsters or uploaded kittens, or whatever else is going to inherit this smart-matter singularity you're busy creating. So I decided to take what's mine first. Who knows? In a few months, I'll give you back a new intelligence, and you can look after it to your heart's content.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;But you didn't need to do it this way &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Didn't I?&quot; She slides off the bed and pulls down her dress. &quot;You give too much away too easily, Manny! Slow down, or there won't be anything left.&quot; Leaning over the bed she dribbles acetone onto the fingers of his left hand, then unlocks the cuff. She leaves the bottle of solvent conveniently close to hand so he can untangle himself.</p>

<p>&quot;See you tomorrow. Remember, after breakfast.&quot;</p>

<p>She's in the doorway when he calls, &quot;But you didn't say <em>why</em>!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Think of it as being sort of like spreading your memes around,&quot; she says, blowing a kiss at him, and then closing the door. She bends down and thoughtfully places another cardboard box containing an uploaded kitten right outside it. Then she returns to her suite to make arrangements for the alchemical wedding.</p>

<h3><a name="Troubadour">Chapter 2: Troubadour</a></h3>

<p>Three years later, Manfred is on the run. His gray-eyed fate is in hot pursuit, blundering after him through divorce court, chat room, and meetings of the International Monetary Emergency Fund. It's a merry dance he leads her. But Manfred isn't running away, he's discovered a mission. He's going to make a stand against the laws of economics in the ancient city of Rome. He's going to mount a concert for the spiritual machines. He's going to set the companies free, and break the Italian state government.</p>

<p>In his shadow, his monster runs, keeping him company, never halting.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Manfred re-enters Europe through an airport that's all twentieth-century chrome and ductwork, barbaric in its decaying nuclear-age splendor. He breezes through customs and walks down a long, echoing arrival hall, sampling the local media feeds. It's November, and in a misplaced corporate search for seasonal cheer, the proprietors have come up with a final solution to the Christmas problem, a mass execution of plush Santas and elves. Bodies hang limply overhead every few meters, feet occasionally twitching in animatronic death, like a war crime perpetrated in a toy shop. Today's increasingly automated corporations don't understand mortality, Manfred thinks, as he passes a mother herding along her upset children. Their immortality is a drawback when dealing with the humans they graze on: They lack insight into one of the main factors that motivates the meat machines who feed them. Well, sooner or later we'll have to do something about that, he tells himself.</p>

<p>The free media channels here are denser and more richly self-referential than anything he's seen in President Santorum's America. The accent's different, though. Luton, London's fourth satellite airport, speaks with an annoyingly bumptious twang, like Australian with a plum in its mouth. <em>Hello,</em> <em>stranger!</em> <em>Is</em> <em>that</em> <em>a</em> <em>brain</em> <em>in</em> <em>your</em> <em>pocket</em> <em>or</em> <em>are</em> <em>you</em> <em>just</em> <em>pleased</em> <em>to</em> <em>think</em> <em>me?</em> <em>Ping</em> <em>Watford</em> <em>Informatics</em> <em>for</em> <em>the</em> <em>latest</em> <em>in</em> <em>cognitive</em> <em>modules</em> <em>and</em> <em>cheesy</em> <em>motion</em>-<em>picture</em> <em>references</em>. He turns the corner and finds himself squeezed up against the wall between the baggage reclaim office and a crowd of drunken Belgian tractor-drag fans, while his left goggle is trying to urgently tell him something about the railway infrastructure of Columbia. The fans wear blue face paint and chant something that sounds ominously like the ancient British war cry, <em>Wemberrrly,</em> <em>Wemberrrly</em>, and they're dragging a gigantic virtual tractor totem through the webspace analogue of the arrivals hall. He takes the reclaim office instead.</p>

<p>As he enters the baggage reclaim zone, his jacket stiffens, and his glasses dim: He can hear the lost souls of suitcases crying for their owners. The eerie keening sets his own accessories on edge with a sense of loss, and for a moment, he's so spooked that he nearly shuts down the thalamic&ndash;limbic shunt interface that lets him feel their emotions. He's not in favor of emotions right now, not with the messy divorce proceedings and the blood sacrifice Pam is trying to extract from him; he'd much rather love and loss and hate had never been invented. But he needs the maximum possible sensory bandwidth to keep in touch with the world, so he feels it in his guts every time his footwear takes a shine to some Moldovan pyramid scheme. <em>Shut</em> <em>up</em>, he glyphs at his unruly herd of agents; I <em>can't</em> <em>even</em> <em>hear</em> <em>myself</em> <em>think!</em></p>

<p>&quot;Hello, sir, have a nice day, how may I be of service?&quot; the yellow plastic suitcase on the counter says chirpily. It doesn't fool Manfred: He can see the Stalinist lines of control chaining it to the sinister, faceless cash register that lurks below the desk, agent of the British Airport Authority corporate bureaucracy. But that's okay. Only bags need fear for their freedom in here.</p>

<p>&quot;Just looking,&quot; he mumbles. And it's true. Because of a not entirely accidental cryptographic routing feature embedded in an airline reservations server, his suitcase is on its way to Mombasa, where it will probably be pithed and resurrected in the service of some African cyber-Fagin. That's okay by Manfred &ndash; it only contains a statistically normal mixture of second hand clothes and toiletries, and he only carries it to convince the airline passenger-profiling expert systems that he isn't some sort of deviant or terrorist &ndash; but it leaves him with a gap in his inventory that he must fill before he leaves the EU zone. He needs to pick up a replacement suitcase so that he has as much luggage leaving the superpower as he had when he entered it: He doesn't want to be accused of trafficking in physical goods in the midst of the transatlantic trade war between new world protectionists and old world globalists. At least, that's his cover story &ndash; and he's sticking to it.</p>

<p>There's a row of unclaimed bags in front of the counter, up for sale in the absence of their owners. Some of them are very battered, but among them is a rather good-quality suitcase with integral induction-charged rollers and a keen sense of loyalty: exactly the same model as his old one. He polls it and sees not just GPS, but a Galileo tracker, a gazetteer the size of an old-time storage area network, and an iron determination to follow its owner as far as the gates of hell if necessary. Plus the right distinctive scratch on the lower left side of the case. &quot;How much for just this one?&quot; he asks the bellwether on the desk.</p>

<p>&quot;Ninety euros,&quot; it says placidly.</p>

<p>Manfred sighs. &quot;You can do better than that.&quot; In the time it takes them to settle on seventy-five, the Hang Sen Index is down fourteen-point-one-six points, and what's left of NASDAQ climbs another two-point-one. &quot;Deal.&quot; Manfred spits some virtual cash at the brutal face of the cash register, and it unfetters the suitcase, unaware that Macx has paid a good bit more than seventy-five euros for the privilege of collecting this piece of baggage. Manfred bends down and faces the camera in its handle. &quot;Manfred Macx,&quot; he says quietly. &quot;Follow me.&quot; He feels the handle heat up as it imprints on his fingerprints, digital and phenotypic. Then he turns and walks out of the slave market, his new luggage rolling at his heels.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>A short train journey later, Manfred checks into a hotel in Milton Keynes. He watches the sun set from his bedroom window, an occlusion of concrete cows blocking the horizon. The room is functional in an overly naturalistic kind of way, rattan and force-grown hardwood and hemp rugs concealing the support systems and concrete walls behind. He sits in a chair, gin and tonic at hand, absorbing the latest market news and grazing his multichannel feeds in parallel. His reputation is up two percent for no obvious reason today, he notices: Odd, that. When he pokes at it he discovers that <em>everybody</em>'s reputation &ndash; everybody, that is, who has a publicly traded reputation &ndash; is up a bit. It's as if the distributed Internet reputation servers are feeling bullish about integrity. Maybe there's a global honesty bubble forming.</p>

<p>Manfred frowns, then snaps his fingers. The suitcase rolls toward him. &quot;Who do you belong to?&quot; he asks.</p>

<p>&quot;Manfred Macx,&quot; it replies, slightly bashfully.</p>

<p>&quot;No, before me.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I don't understand that question.&quot;</p>

<p>He sighs. &quot;Open up.&quot;</p>

<p>Latches whir and retract: The hard-shell lid rises toward him, and he looks inside to confirm the contents.</p>

<p>The suitcase is full of noise.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<blockquote>
<p>Welcome to the early twenty-first century, human.</p>

<p>It's night in Milton Keynes, sunrise in Hong Kong.
Moore's Law rolls inexorably on, dragging humanity toward
the uncertain future. The planets of the solar system have a
combined mass of approximately 2 x 10<sup>27</sup>
kilograms. Around the
world, laboring women produce forty-five thousand babies a
day, representing 10<sup>23</sup>
MIPS of processing power. Also around the
world, fab lines casually churn out thirty million
microprocessors a day, representing 10<sup>23</sup>
MIPS. In another ten
months, most of the MIPS being added to the solar system
will be machine-hosted for the first time. About ten years
after that, the solar system's installed processing power
will nudge the critical 1 MIPS per gram threshold &ndash;
one million instructions per second per gram of matter.
After that, singularity &ndash; a vanishing point beyond
which extrapolating progress becomes meaningless. The time
remaining before the intelligence spike is down to
single-digit years ...</p>

</blockquote>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Aineko curls on the pillow beside Manfred's head, purring softly as his owner dreams uneasily. The night outside is dark: Vehicles operate on autopilot, running lights dipped to let the Milky Way shine down upon the sleeping city. Their quiet, fuel-cell-powered engines do not trouble Manfred's sleep. The robot cat keeps sleepless watch, alert for intruders, but there are none, save the whispering ghosts of Manfred's metacortex, feeding his dreams with their state vectors.</p>

<p>The metacortex &ndash; a distributed cloud of software agents that surrounds him in netspace, borrowing CPU cycles from convenient processors (such as his robot pet) &ndash; is as much a part of Manfred as the society of mind that occupies his skull; his thoughts migrate into it, spawning new agents to research new experiences, and at night, they return to roost and share their knowledge.</p>

<p>While Manfred sleeps, he dreams of an alchemical marriage. She waits for him at the altar in a strapless black gown, the surgical instruments gleaming in her gloved hands. &quot;This won't hurt a bit,&quot; she explains as she adjusts the straps. &quot;I only want your genome &ndash; the extended phenotype can wait until ... later.&quot; Blood-red lips, licked: a kiss of steel, then she presents the income tax bill. </p>

<p>There's nothing accidental about this dream. As he experiences it, microelectrodes in his hypothalamus trigger sensitive neurons. Revulsion and shame flood him at the sight of her face, the sense of his vulnerability. Manfred's metacortex, in order to facilitate his divorce, is trying to decondition his strange love. It has been working on him for weeks, but still he craves her whiplash touch, the humiliation of his wife's control, the sense of helpless rage at her unpayable taxes, demanded with interest.</p>

<p>Aineko watches him from the pillow, purring continuously. Retractable claws knead the bedding, first one paw, then the next. Aineko is full of ancient feline wisdom that Pamela installed back when mistress and master were exchanging data and bodily fluids rather than legal documents. Aineko is more cat than robot, these days, thanks in part to her hobbyist's interest in feline neuroanatomy. Aineko knows that Manfred is experiencing nameless neurasthenic agonies, but really doesn't give a shit about that as long as the power supply is clean and there are no intruders.</p>

<p>Aineko curls up and joins Manfred in sleep, dreaming of laser-guided mice.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Manfred is jolted awake by the hotel room phone shrilling for attention.</p>

<p>&quot;Hello?&quot; he asks, fuzzily.</p>

<p>&quot;Manfred Macx?&quot; It's a human voice, with a gravelly east coast accent.</p>

<p>&quot;Yeah?&quot; Manfred struggles to sit up. His mouth feels like the inside of a tomb, and his eyes don't want to open.</p>

<p>&quot;My name is Alan Glashwiecz, of Smoot, Sedgwick Associates. Am I correct in thinking that you are the Manfred Macx who is a director of a company called, uh, agalmic dot holdings dot root dot one-eight-four dot ninety-seven dot A-for-able dot B-for-baker dot five, incorporated?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Uh.&quot; Manfred blinks and rubs his eyes. &quot;Hold on a moment.&quot; When the retinal patterns fade, he pulls on his glasses and powers them up. &quot;Just a second now.&quot; Browsers and menus ricochet through his sleep-laden eyes. &quot;Can you repeat the company name?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Sure.&quot; Glashwiecz repeats himself patiently. He sounds as tired as Manfred feels.</p>

<p>&quot;Um.&quot; Manfred finds it, floating three tiers down an elaborate object hierarchy. It's flashing for attention. There's a priority interrupt, an incoming lawsuit that hasn't propagated up the inheritance tree yet. He prods at the object with a property browser. &quot;I'm afraid I'm not a director of that company, Mr. Glashwiecz. I appear to be retained by it as a technical contractor with non-executive power, reporting to the president, but frankly, this is the first time I've ever heard of the company. However, I can tell you who's in charge if you want.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Yes?&quot; The attorney sounds almost interested. Manfred figures it out; the guy's in New Jersey, it must be about three in the morning over there.</p>

<p>Malice &ndash; revenge for waking him up &ndash; sharpens Manfred's voice. &quot;The president of agalmic.holdings.root.184.97.AB5 is agalmic.holdings.root.184.97.201. The secretary is agalmic.holdings.root.184.D5, and the chair is agalmic.holdings.root.184.E8.FF. All the shares are owned by those companies in equal measure, and I can tell you that their regulations are written in Python. Have a nice day, now!&quot; He thumps the bedside phone control and sits up, yawning, then pushes the do-not-disturb button before it can interrupt again. After a moment he stands up and stretches, then heads to the bathroom to brush his teeth, comb his hair, and figure out where the lawsuit originated and how a human being managed to get far enough through his web of robot companies to bug him.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>While he's having breakfast in the hotel restaurant, Manfred decides that he's going to do something unusual for a change: He's going to make himself temporarily rich. This is a change because Manfred's normal profession is making other people rich. Manfred doesn't believe in scarcity or zero-sum games or competition &ndash; his world is too fast and information-dense to accommodate primate hierarchy games. However, his current situation calls for him to do something radical: something like making himself a temporary billionaire so he can blow off his divorce settlement in an instant, like a wily accountancy octopus escaping a predator by vanishing in a cloud of his own black ink.</p>

<p>Pam is chasing him partially for ideological reasons &ndash; she still hasn't given up on the idea of government as the dominant superorganism of the age &ndash; but also because she loves him in her own peculiar way, and the last thing any self-respecting dom can tolerate is rejection by her slave. Pam is a born-again postconservative, a member of the first generation to grow up after the end of the American century. Driven by the need to fix the decaying federal system before it collapses under a mound of Medicare bills, overseas adventurism, and decaying infrastructure, she's willing to use self-denial, entrapment, predatory mercantilism, dirty tricks, and any other tool that boosts the bottom line. She doesn't approve of Manfred's jetting around the world on free airline passes, making strangers rich, somehow never needing money. She <em>can</em> see his listing on the reputation servers, hovering about thirty points above IBM: All the metrics of integrity, effectiveness and goodwill value him above even that most fundamentalist of open-source computer companies. And she knows he craves her tough love, wants to give himself to her completely. So why is he running away?</p>

<p>The reason he's running away is entirely more ordinary. Their unborn daughter, frozen in liquid nitrogen, is an unimplanted 96-hour-old blastula. Pam's bought into the whole Parents for Traditional Children parasite meme. PTC are germ-line recombination refuseniks: They refuse to have their children screened for fixable errors. If there's one thing that Manfred really <em>can't</em> cope with, it's the idea that nature knows best &ndash; even though that isn't the point she's making. One steaming row too many, and he kicked back, off to traveling fast and footloose again, spinning off new ideas like a memetic dynamo and living on the largesse of the new paradigm. File for divorce on grounds of irreconcilable ideological differences. No more whiplash-and-leather sex.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Before he hits the TGV for Rome, Manfred takes time to visit a model airplane show. It's a good place to be picked up by a CIA stringer &ndash; he's had a tip-off that someone will be there &ndash; and besides, flying models are hot hacker shit this decade. Add microtechnology, cameras, and neural networks to balsa-wood flyers, and you've got the next generation of military stealth flyer: It's a fertile talent-show scene, like the hacker cons of yore. This particular gig is happening in a decaying out-of-town supermarket that rents out its shop floor for events like this. Its emptiness is a sign of the times, ubiquitous broadband and expensive gas. (The robotized warehouse next door is, in contrast, frenetically busy, packing parcels for home delivery. Whether they telecommute or herd in meatspace offices, people still need to eat.)</p>

<p>Today, the food hall is full of people. Eldritch ersatz insects buzz menacingly along the shining empty meat counters without fear of electrocution. Big monitors unfurled above the deli display cabinets show a weird, jerky view of a three-dimensional nightmare, painted all the synthetic colors of radar. The feminine-hygiene galley has been wheeled back to make room for a gigantic plastic-shrouded tampon five meters long and sixty centimeters in diameter &ndash; a microsat launcher and conference display, plonked there by the show's sponsors in a transparent attempt to talent-spot the up-and-coming engineering geeks.</p>

<p>Manfred's glasses zoom in and grab a particularly fetching Fokker triplane that buzzes at face height through the crowd: He pipes the image stream up to one of his websites in real time. The Fokker pulls up in a tight Immelman turn beneath the dust-shrouded pneumatic cash tubes that line the ceiling, then picks up the trail of an F-104G. Cold War Luftwaffe and Great War Luftwaffe dart across the sky in an intricate game of tag. Manfred's so busy tracking the warbirds that he nearly trips over the fat white tube's launcher-erector.</p>

<p>&quot;Eh, Manfred! More care, s'il vous plait!&quot;</p>

<p>He wipes the planes and glances round. &quot;Do I know you?&quot; he asks politely, even as he feels a shock of recognition.</p>

<p>&quot;Amsterdam, three years ago.&quot; The woman in the double-breasted suit raises an eyebrow at him, and his social secretary remembers her for him, whispers in his ear.</p>

<p>&quot;Annette from Arianespace marketing?&quot; She nods, and he focuses on her. Still dressing in the last-century retro mode that confused him the first time they met, she looks like a Kennedy-era Secret Service man: cropped bleached crew cut like an angry albino hedgehog, pale blue contact lenses, black tie, narrow lapels. Only her skin color hints at her Berber ancestry. Her earrings are cameras, endlessly watching. Her raised eyebrow turns into a lopsided smile as she sees his reaction. &quot;I remember. That cafe in Amsterdam. What brings you here?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Why &quot;&ndash; her wave takes in the entirety of the show &ndash; &quot;this talent show, of course.&quot; An elegant shrug and a wave at the orbit-capable tampon. &quot;It's good talent. We're hiring this year. If we re-enter the launcher market, we must employ only the best. Amateurs, not time-servers, engineers who can match the very best Singapore can offer.&quot;</p>

<p>For the first time, Manfred notices the discreet corporate logo on the flank of the booster. &quot;You outsourced your launch-vehicle fabrication?&quot;</p>

<p>Annette pulls a face as she explains with forced casualness: &quot;Space hotels were more profitable, this past decade. The high-ups, they cannot be bothered with the rocketry, no? Things that go fast and explode, they are pass&eacute;, they say. Diversify, they say. Until &ndash;&quot; She gives a very Gallic shrug. Manfred nods; her earrings are recording everything she says, for the purposes of due diligence.</p>

<p>&quot;I'm glad to see Europe re-entering the launcher business,&quot; he says seriously. &quot;It's going to be very important when the nanosystems conformational replication business gets going for real. A major strategic asset to any corporate entity in the field, even a hotel chain.&quot; Especially now they've wound up NASA and the moon race is down to China and India, he thinks sourly.</p>

<p>Her laugh sounds like glass bells chiming. &quot;And yourself, mon cher? What brings you to the Confedera&ccedil;ion? You must have a deal in mind.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Well., it's Manfred's turn to shrug, &quot;I was <em>hoping</em> to find a CIA agent, but there don't seem to be any here today.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;<em>That</em> is not surprising,&quot; Annette says resentfully. &quot;The CIA thinks the space industry, she is dead. Fools!&quot; She continues for a minute, enumerating the many shortcomings of the Central Intelligence Agency with vigor and a distinctly Parisian rudeness. &quot;They are become almost as bad as AP and Reuters since they go public,&quot; she adds. &quot;All these wire services! And they are, ah, stingy. The CIA does not understand that good news must be paid for at market rates if freelance stringers are to survive. They are to be laughed at. It is <em>so</em> easy to plant disinformation on them, almost as easy as the Office of Special Plans...&quot; She makes a banknote-riffling gesture between fingers and thumb. By way of punctuation, a remarkably maneuverable miniature ornithopter swoops around her head, does a double-back flip, and dives off in the direction of the liquor display.</p>

<p>An Iranian woman wearing a backless leather minidress and a nearly transparent scarf barges up and demands to know how much the microbooster costs to buy: She is dissatisfied with Annette's attempt to direct her to the manufacturer's website, and Annette looks distinctly flustered by the time the woman's boyfriend &ndash; a dashing young air force pilot &ndash; shows up to escort her away. &quot;Tourists,&quot; she mutters, before noticing Manfred, who is staring off into space with fingers twitching. &quot;Manfred?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Uh &ndash; what?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I have been on this shop floor for six hours, and my feet, they kill me.&quot; She takes hold of his left arm and very deliberately unhooks her earrings, turning them off. &quot;If I say to you I can write for the CIA wire service, will you take me to a restaurant and buy me dinner and tell me what it is you want to say?&quot;</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<blockquote>
<p>Welcome to the second decade of the twenty-first century;
the second decade in human history when the intelligence of
the environment has shown signs of rising to match human
demand.</p>

<p>The news from around the world is distinctly depressing
this evening. In Maine, guerrillas affiliated with Parents
for Traditional Children announce they've planted logic
bombs in antenatal-clinic gene scanners, making them give
random false positives when checking for hereditary
disorders: The damage so far is six illegal abortions and
fourteen lawsuits.</p>

<p>The International Convention on Performing Rights is
holding a third round of crisis talks in an attempt to stave
off the final collapse of the WIPO music licensing regime.
On the one hand, hard-liners representing the Copyright
Control Association of America are pressing for restrictions
on duplicating the altered emotional states associated with
specific media performances: As a demonstration that they
mean business, two &quot;software engineers&quot; in
California have been kneecapped, tarred, feathered, and left
for dead under placards accusing them of reverse-engineering
movie plot lines using avatars of dead and out-of-copyright
stars.</p>

<p>On the opposite side of the fence, the Association of
Free Artists are demanding the right of perform music in
public without a recording contract, and are denouncing the
CCAA as being a tool of Mafiya apparachiks who have bought
it from the moribund music industry in an attempt to go
legit. FBI Director Leonid Kuibyshev responds by denying
that the Mafiya is a significant presence in the United
States. But the music biz's position isn't strengthened by
the near collapse of the legitimate American entertainment
industry, which has been accelerating ever since the nasty
noughties.</p>

<p>A marginally intelligent voicemail virus
masquerading as an IRS auditor has caused havoc throughout America,
garnishing an estimated eighty billion dollars in confiscatory tax
withholdings into a numbered Swiss bank account. A different virus
is busy hijacking people's bank accounts, sending ten percent of
their assets to the previous victim, then mailing itself to everyone
in the current mark's address book: a self- propelled pyramid scheme
in action. Oddly, nobody is complaining much. While the mess is
being sorted out, business IT departments have gone to standby,
refusing to process any transaction that doesn't come in the shape
of ink on dead trees.</p>

<p>Tipsters are warning of an impending readjustment
in the overinflated reputations market, following revelations that
some u-media gurus have been hyped past all realistic levels of
credibility. The consequent damage to the junk-bonds market in
integrity is serious.</p>

<p>The EU council of independent heads of state
has denied plans for another attempt at <em>Eurofederalisme</em>, at least
until the economy rises out of its current slump. Three extinct
species have been resurrected in the past month; unfortunately,
endangered ones are now dying off at a rate of one a day. And a
group of militant anti-GM campaigners are being pursued by Interpol,
after their announcement that they have spliced a metabolic pathway
for cyanogenic glycosides into maize seed corn destined for
human-edible crops. There have been no deaths yet, but having to
test breakfast cereal for cyanide is really going to dent consumer
trust.</p>

<p>About the only people who're doing well right
now are the uploaded lobsters &ndash; and the crusties aren't even
remotely human.</p>
</blockquote>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Manfred and Annette eat on the top deck of the buffet car, chatting as their TGV barrels through a tunnel under the English Channel. Annette, it transpires, has been commuting daily from Paris; which was, in any case, Manfred's next destination. From the show, he messaged Aineko to round up his baggage and meet him at St. Pancras Station, in a terminal like the shell of a giant steel woodlouse. Annette left her space launcher in the supermarket overnight: an unfueled test article, it is of no security significance.</p>

<p>The railway buffet car is run by a Nepalese fast-food franchise. &quot;I sometimes wish for to stay on the train,&quot; Annette says as she waits for her mismas bhat. &quot;Past Paris! Think. Settle back in your couchette, to awaken in Moscow and change trains. All the way to Vladivostok in two days.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;If they let you through the border,&quot; Manfred mutters. Russia is one of those places that still requires passports and asks if you are now or ever have been an anti-anticommunist: It's still trapped by its bloody-handed history. (Rewind the video stream to Stolypin's necktie party and start out fresh.) Besides, they have enemies: White Russian oligarchs, protection racketeers in the intellectual property business. Psychotic relics of the last decade's experiment with Marxism-Objectivism. &quot;Are you <em>really</em> a CIA stringer?&quot;</p>

<p>Annette grins, her lips disconcertingly red: &quot;I file dispatches from time to time. Nothing that could get me fired.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred nods. &quot;My wife has access to their unfiltered stream.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Your &ndash;&quot; Annette pauses. &quot;It was she who I, I met? In De Wildemann's?&quot; She sees his expression. &quot;Oh, my poor fool!&quot; She raises her glass to him. &quot;It is, has, not gone well?&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred sighs and raises a toast toward Annette. &quot;You know your marriage is in a bad way when you send your spouse messages via the CIA, and she communicates using the IRS.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;In only five years.&quot; Annette winces. &quot;You will pardon me for saying this &ndash; she did not look like your type.&quot; There's a question hidden behind that statement, and he notices again how good she is at overloading her statements with subtexts.</p>

<p>&quot;I'm not sure what my type is,&quot; he says, half-truthfully. He can't elude the sense that something not of either of their doing went wrong between him and Pamela, a subtle intrusion that levered them apart by stealth. Maybe it was me, he thinks. Sometimes he isn't certain he's still human; too many threads of his consciousness seem to live outside his head, reporting back whenever they find something interesting. Sometimes he feels like a puppet, and that frightens him because it's one of the early-warning signs of schizophrenia. And it's too early for anyone out there to be trying to hack exocortices ... isn't it? Right now, the external threads of his consciousness are telling him that they like Annette, when she's being herself instead of a cog in the meatspace ensemble of Arianespace management. But the part of him that's still human isn't sure just how far to trust himself. &quot;I want to be me. What do you want to be?&quot;</p>

<p>She shrugs, as a waiter slides a plate in front of her. &quot;I'm just a, a Parisian babe, no? An ing&eacute;nue raised in the lilac age of le Confedera&ccedil;ion Europ&eacute;, the self-deconstructed ruins of the gilded European Union.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Yeah, right.&quot; A plate appears in front of Manfred. &quot;And I'm a good old microboomer from the MassPike corridor.&quot; He peels back a corner of the omelet topping and inspects the food underneath it. &quot;Born in the sunset years of the American century.&quot; He pokes at one of the unidentifiable meaty lumps in the fried rice with his fork, and it pokes right back. There's a limit to how much his agents can tell him about her &ndash; European privacy laws are draconian by American standards &ndash; but he knows the essentials. Two parents who are still together, father a petty politician in some town council down in the vicinity of Toulouse. Went to the right <em>&eacute;cole</em>. The obligatory year spent bumming around the Confedera&ccedil;ion at government expense, learning how other people live &ndash; a new kind of empire building, in place of the 20th century's conscription and jackboot wanderjahr. No weblog or personal site that his agents can find. She joined Arianespace right out of the Polytechnique and has been management track ever since: Korou, Manhattan Island, Paris. &quot;You've never been married, I take it.&quot;</p>

<p>She chuckles. &quot;Time is too short! I am still young.&quot; She picks up a forkful of food, and adds quietly. &quot;Besides, the government would insist on paying.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Ah.&quot; Manfred tucks into his bowl thoughtfully. With the birth rate declining across Europe, the EC bureaucracy is worried; the old EU started subsidizing babies, a new generation of carers, a decade ago, and it still hasn't dented the problem. All it's done is alienate the brightest women of childbearing age. Soon they'll have to look to the east for a solution, importing a new generation of citizens &ndash; unless the long-promised aging hacks prove workable, or cheap AI comes along.</p>

<p>&quot;Do you have a hotel?&quot; Annette asks suddenly.</p>

<p>&quot;In Paris?&quot; Manfred is startled: &quot;Not yet.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;You must come home with me, then.&quot; She looks at him quizzically.</p>

<p>&quot;I'm not sure I &ndash; &quot; He catches her expression. &quot;What is it?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Oh, nothing. My friend Henri, he says I take in strays too easily. But you are not a stray. I think you can look after yourself. Besides, it is the Friday today. Come with me, and I will file your press release for the Company to read. Tell me, do you dance? You look as if you need a wild week ending, to help forget your troubles!&quot;</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Annette drives a steamroller seduction through Manfred's plans for the weekend. He intended to find a hotel, file a press release, then spend some time researching the corporate funding structure of Parents for Traditional Children and the dimensionality of confidence variation on the reputation exchanges &ndash; then head for Rome. Instead, Annette drags him back to her apartment, a large studio flat tucked away behind an alley in the Marais. She sits him at the breakfast bar while she tidies away his luggage, then makes him close his eyes and swallow two dubious-tasting capsules. Next, she pours them each a tall glass of freezing-cold Aqvavit that tastes exactly like Polish rye bread. When they finish it, she just about rips his clothes off. Manfred is startled to discover that he has a crowbar-stiff erection; since the last blazing row with Pamela, he'd vaguely assumed he was no longer interested in sex. Instead, they end up naked on the sofa, surrounded by discarded clothing &ndash; Annette is very conservative, preferring the naked penetrative fuck of the last century to the more sophisticated fetishes of the present day.</p>

<p>Afterward, he's even more surprised to discover that he's still tumescent. &quot;The capsules?&quot; he asks.</p>

<p>She sprawls a well-muscled but thin thigh across him, then reaches down to grab his penis. Squeezes it. &quot;Yes,&quot; she admits. &quot;You need much special help to unwind, I think.&quot; Another squeeze. &quot;Crystal meth and a traditional phosphodiesterase inhibitor.&quot; He grabs one of her small breasts, feeling very brutish and primitive. <em>Naked</em>. He's not sure Pamela ever let him see her fully naked: She thought skin was more sexy when it was covered. Annette squeezes him again, and he stiffens. &quot;More!&quot;</p>

<p>By the time they finish, he's aching, and she shows him how to use the bidet. Everything is crystal clear, and her touch is electrifying. While she showers, he sits on the toilet seat lid and rants about Turing-completeness as an attribute of company law, about cellular automata and the blind knapsack problem, about his work on solving the Communist Central Planning problem using a network of interlocking unmanned companies. About the impending market adjustment in integrity, the sinister resurrection of the recording music industry, and the still-pressing need to dismantle Mars.</p>

<p>When she steps out of the shower, he tells her that he loves her. She kisses him and slides his glasses and earpieces off his head so that he's <em>really</em> naked, sits on his lap, and fucks his brains out again, and whispers in his ear that she loves him and wants to be his manager. Then she leads him into her bedroom and tells him exactly what she wants him to wear, and she puts on her own clothes, and she gives him a mirror with some white powder on it to sniff. When she's got him dolled up they go out for a night of really serious clubbing, Annette in a tuxedo and Manfred in a blond wig, red silk off-the-shoulder gown, and high heels. Sometime in the early hours, exhausted and resting his head on her shoulder during the last tango in a BDSM club in the Rue Ste-Anne, he realizes that it really <em>is</em> possible to be in lust with someone other than Pamela.</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Aineko wakes Manfred by repeatedly head-butting him above the left eye. He groans, and as he tries to open his eyes, he finds that his mouth tastes like a dead trout, his skin feels greasy with make-up, and his head is pounding. There's a banging noise somewhere. Aineko meows urgently. He sits up, feeling unaccustomed silk underwear rubbing against incredibly sore skin &ndash; he's fully dressed, just sprawled out on the sofa. Snores emanate from the bedroom; the banging is coming from the front door. Someone wants to come in. <em>Shit</em>. He rubs his head, stands up, and nearly falls flat on his face: He hasn't even taken those ridiculous high heels off. <em>How</em> much <em>did</em> <em>I</em> <em>drink</em> <em>last</em> <em>night?</em> he wonders. His glasses are on the breakfast bar; he pulls them on and is besieged by an urgent flurry of ideas demanding attention. He straightens his wig, picks up his skirts, and trips across to the door with a sinking feeling. Luckily his publicly traded reputation is strictly technical.</p>

<p>He unlocks the door. &quot;Who is it?&quot; he asks in English. By way of reply somebody shoves the door in, hard. Manfred falls back against the wall, winded. His glasses stop working, sidelook displays filling with multicolored static.</p>

<p>Two men charge in, identically dressed in jeans and leather jackets. They're wearing gloves and occlusive face masks, and one of them points a small and very menacing ID card at Manfred. A self-propelled gun hovers in the doorway, watching everything. &quot;Where is he?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Who?&quot; gasps Manfred, breathless and terrified.</p>

<p>&quot;Macx.&quot; The other intruder steps into the living room quickly, pans around, ducks through the bathroom door. Aineko flops as limp as a dishrag in front of the sofa. The intruder checks out the bedroom: There's a brief scream, cut off short.</p>

<p>&quot;I don't know &ndash; who?&quot; Manfred is choking with fear.</p>

<p>The other intruder ducks out of the bedroom, waves a hand dismissively.</p>

<p>&quot;We are sorry to have bothered you,&quot; the man with the card says stiffly. He replaced it in his jacket pocket. &quot;If you should see Manfred Macx, tell him that the Copyright Control Association of America advises him to cease and desist from his attempt to assist music thieves and other degenerate mongrel second-hander enemies of Objectivism. Reputations only of use to those alive to own them. Goodbye.&quot;</p>

<p>The two copyright gangsters disappear through the door, leaving Manfred to shake his head dizzily while his glasses reboot. It takes him a moment to register the scream from the bedroom. &quot;Fuck &ndash; <em>Annette!</em>&quot;</p>

<p>She appears in the open doorway, holding a sheet around her waist, looking angry and confused. &quot;Annette!&quot; he calls. She looks around, sees him, and begins to laugh shakily. &quot;Annette!&quot; He crosses over to her. &quot;You're okay,&quot; he says. &quot;You're okay.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;You too.&quot; She hugs him, and she's shaking. Then she holds him at arm's length. &quot;My, what a pretty picture!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;They wanted me,&quot; he says, and his teeth are chattering. &quot;<em>Why</em>?&quot;</p>

<p>She looks up at him seriously. &quot;You must bathe. Then have coffee. We are not at home, oui?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Ah, oui.&quot; He looks down. Aineko is sitting up, looking dazed. &quot;Shower. Then that dispatch for CIA news.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;The dispatch?&quot; She looks puzzled. &quot;I filed that last night. When I was in the shower. The microphone, he is waterproof.&quot;</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>By the time Arianespace's security contractors show up, Manfred has stripped off Annette's evening gown and showered; he's sitting in the living room wearing a bathrobe, drinking a half-liter mug of espresso and swearing under his breath.</p>

<p>While he was dancing the night away in Annette's arms, the global reputation market has gone nonlinear: People are putting their trust in the Christian Coalition and the Eurocommunist Alliance &ndash; always a sign that the times are bad &ndash; while perfectly sound trading enterprises have gone into free fall, as if a major bribery scandal has broken out.</p>

<p>Manfred trades ideas for kudos via the Free Intellect Foundation, bastard child of George Soros and Richard Stallman. <em>His</em> reputation is cemented by donations to the public good that don't backfire. So he's offended and startled to discover that he's dropped twenty points in the past two hours &ndash; and frightened to see that this is by no means unusual. He was expecting a ten-point drop mediated via an options trade &ndash; payment for the use of the anonymous luggage remixer that routed his old suitcase to Mombasa and in return sent this new one to him via the left-luggage office in Luton &ndash; but this is more serious. The entire reputation market seems to have been hit by the confidence flu.</p>

<p>Annette bustles around busily, pointing out angles and timings to the forensics team her head office sent in answer to her call for back-up. She seems more angry and shaken than worried by the intrusion. It's probably an occupational hazard for any upwardly mobile executive in the old, grasping network of greed that Manfred's agalmic future aims to supplant. The forensics dude and dudette, a pair of cute, tanned Lebanese youngsters, point the yellow snout of their mass spectroscope into various corners and agree that there's something not unlike gun oil in the air. But, so sorry, the intruders wore masks to trap the skin particles and left behind a spray of dust vacuumed from the seat of a city bus, so there's no way of getting a genotype match. Presently they agree to log it as a suspected corporate intrusion (origin: unclassified; severity: worrying) and increase the logging level on her kitchen telemetry. And remember to wear your earrings at all times, please. They leave, and Annette locks the door, leans against it, and curses for a whole long minute.</p>

<p>&quot;They gave me a message from the copyright control agency,&quot; Manfred says unevenly when she winds down. &quot;Russian gangsters from New York bought the recording cartels a few years ago, you know? After the rights stitch-up fell apart, and the artists all went on-line while they focused on copy prevention technologies, the Mafiya were the only people who would buy the old business model. These guys add a whole new meaning to copy protection: This was just a polite cease and desist notice by their standards. They run the record shops, and they <em>try</em> to block any music distribution channel they don't own. Not very successfully, though &ndash; most gangsters are living in the past, more conservative than any normal businessman can afford to be. What was it that you put on the wire?&quot;</p>

<p>Annette closes her eyes. &quot;I don't remember. No.&quot; She holds up a hand. &quot;Open mike. I streamed you into a file and cut, cut out the bits about me.&quot; She opens her eyes and shakes her head. &quot;What was I <em>on</em>?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;You don't know either?&quot;</p>

<p>He stands up, and she walks over and throws her arms around him. &quot;I was on <em>you</em>,&quot; she murmurs.</p>

<p>&quot;Bullshit.&quot; He pulls away, then sees how this upsets her. Something is blinking for attention in his glasses; he's been off-line for the best part of six hours and is getting a panicky butterfly stomach at the idea of not being in touch with everything that's happened in the last twenty kiloseconds. &quot;I need to know more. <em>Something</em> in that report rattled the wrong cages. Or someone ratted on the suitcase exchange &ndash; I meant the dispatch to be a heads-up for whoever needs a working state planning system, not an invitation to shoot me!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Well, then.&quot; She lets go of him. &quot;Do your work.&quot; Coolly: &quot;I'll be around.&quot;</p>

<p>He realizes that he's hurt her, but he doesn't see any way of explaining that he didn't mean to &ndash; at least, not without digging himself in deeper. He finishes his croissant and plunges into one of those unavoidable fits of deep interaction, fingers twitching on invisible keypads and eyeballs jiggling as his glasses funnel deep media straight into his skull through the highest bandwidth channel currently available.</p>

<p>One of his e-mail accounts is halfway to the moon with automatic messages, companies with names like agalmic.holdings.root.8E.F0 screaming for the attention of their transitive director. Each of these companies &ndash; and there are currently more than sixteen thousand of them, although the herd is growing day by day &ndash; has three directors and is the director of three other companies. Each of them executes a script in a functional language Manfred invented; the directors tell the company what to do, and the instructions include orders to pass instructions on to their children. In effect, they are a flock of cellular automata, like the cells in Conway's Game of Life, only far more complex and powerful.</p>

<p>Manfred's companies form a programmable grid. Some of them are armed with capital in the form of patents Manfred filed, then delegated rather than passing on to one of the Free Foundations. Some of them are effectively nontrading, but occupy directorial roles. Their corporate functions (such as filing of accounts and voting in new directors) are all handled centrally through his company-operating framework, and their trading is carried out via several of the more popular B2B enabler dot-coms. Internally, the companies do other, more obscure load-balancing computations, processing resource-allocation problems like a classic state central planning system. None of which explains why fully half of them have been hit by lawsuits in the past twenty-two hours.</p>

<p>The lawsuits are ... <em>random</em>. That's the only pattern Manfred can detect. Some of them allege patent infringements; these he might take seriously, except that about a third of the targets are director companies that don't actually do anything visible to the public. A few lawsuits allege mismanagement, but then there's a whole bizarre raft of spurious nonsense: suits for wrongful dismissal or age discrimination &ndash; against companies with no employees &ndash; complaints about reckless trading, and one action alleging that the defendant (in conspiracy with the prime minister of Japan, the government of Canada, and the Emir of Kuwait) is using orbital mind-control lasers to make the plaintiff's pet chihuahua bark at all hours of day and night.</p>

<p>Manfred groans and does a quick calculation. At the current rate, lawsuits are hitting his corporate grid at a rate of one every sixteen seconds &ndash; up from none in the preceding six months. In another day, this is going to saturate him. If it keeps up for a week, it'll saturate every court in the United States. <em>Someone</em> has found a means to do for lawsuits what he's doing for companies &ndash; and they've chosen him as their target.</p>

<p>To say that Manfred is unamused is an understatement. If he wasn't already preoccupied with Annette's emotional state and edgy from the intrusion, he'd be livid &ndash; but he's still human enough that he responds to human stimuli first. So he determines to do something about it, but he's still flashing on the floating gun, her cross-dressing cool.</p>

<p>Transgression, sex, and networks; these are all on his mind when Glashwiecz phones again.</p>

<p>&quot;Hello?&quot; Manfred answers distractedly; he's busy pondering the lawsuit bot that's attacking his systems.</p>

<p>&quot;Macx! The elusive Mr. Macx!&quot; Glashwiecz sounds positively overjoyed to have tracked down his target. </p>

<p>Manfred winces. &quot;Who is this?&quot; he asks.</p>

<p>&quot;I called you yesterday,&quot; says the lawyer; &quot;You should have listened.&quot; He chortles horribly. &quot;Now I have you!&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred holds the phone away from his face, like something poisonous. &quot;I'm recording this,&quot; he warns. &quot;Who the hell are you and what do you want?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Your wife has retained my partnership's services to pursue her interests in your divorce case. When I called you yesterday it was to point out without prejudice that your options are running out. I have an order, signed in court three days ago, to have all your assets frozen. These ridiculous shell companies notwithstanding, she's going to take you for exactly what you owe her. After tax, of course. She's very insistent on that point.&quot;</p>

<p>Manfred glances round, puts his phone on hold for a moment: &quot;Where's my suitcase?&quot; he asks Aineko. The cat sidles away, ignoring him. &quot;Shit.&quot; He can't see the new luggage anywhere. Quite possibly it's on its way to Morocco, complete with its priceless cargo of high-density noise. He returns his attention to the phone. Glashwiecz is droning on about equitable settlements, cumulative IRS tax demands &ndash; that seem to have materialized out of fantasy with Pam's imprimatur on them &ndash; and the need to make a clean breast of things in court and confess to his sins. &quot;Where's the <em>fucking</em> suitcase?&quot; He takes the phone off hold. &quot;Shut the fuck up, please, I'm trying to think.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I'm not going to shut up! You're on the court docket already, Macx. You can't evade your responsibilities forever. You've got a wife and a helpless daughter to care for &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;A daughter?&quot; That cuts right through Manfred's preoccupation with the suitcase.</p>

<p>&quot;Didn't you know?&quot; Glashwiecz sounds pleasantly surprised. &quot;She was decanted last Thursday. Perfectly healthy, I'm told. I thought you knew; you have viewing rights via the clinic webcam. Anyway, I'll just leave you with this thought &ndash; the sooner you come to a settlement, the sooner I can unfreeze your companies. Good-bye.&quot;</p>

<p>The suitcase rolls into view, peeping coyly out from behind Annette's dressing table. Manfred breathes a sigh of relief and beckons to it; at the moment, it's easier to deal with his Plan B than dawn raids by objectivist gangsters, Annette's sulk, his wife's incessant legal spamming, and the news that he is a father against his will. &quot;C'mon over here, you stray baggage. Let's see what I got for my reputation derivatives ...&quot;</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Anticlimax.</p>

<p>Annette's communiqu&eacute; is anodyne; a giggling confession off camera (shower-curtain rain in the background) that the famous Manfred Macx is in Paris for a weekend of clubbing, drugging, and general hell-raising. Oh, and he's promised to invent three new paradigm shifts before breakfast every day, starting with a way to bring about the creation of Really Existing Communism by building a state central planning apparatus that interfaces perfectly with external market systems and somehow manages to algorithmically outperform the Monte Carlo free-for-all of market economics, solving the calculation problem. Just because he can, because hacking economics is fun, and he wants to hear the screams from the Chicago School.</p>

<p>Try as he may, Manfred can't see anything in the press release that is at all unusual. It's just the sort of thing he does, and getting it on the net was why he was looking for a CIA stringer in the first place.</p>

<p>He tries to explain this to her in the bath as he soaps her back. &quot;I don't understand what they're on about,&quot; he complains. &quot;There's nothing that tipped them off &ndash; except that I was in Paris, and you filed the news. You did <em>nothing</em> wrong.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Mais oui.&quot; She turns round, slippery as an eel, and slides backward into the water. &quot;I try to tell you this, but you are not listening.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I am now.&quot; Water droplets cling to the outside of his glasses, plastering his view of the room with laser speckle highlights. &quot;I'm sorry, Annette, I brought this mess with me. I can take it out of your life.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;No!&quot; She rises up in front of him and leans forward, face serious. &quot;I said yesterday. I want to be your manager. Take me in.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I don't <em>need</em> a manager; my whole thing is about being fast and out of control!&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;You think you do not need a manager, but your companies do,&quot; she observes. &quot;You have lawsuits, how many? You cannot the time to oversee them spare. The Soviets, they abolish capitalists, but even they need managers. Please, let me manage for you!&quot;</p>

<p>Annette is so intense about the idea that she becomes visibly aroused. He leans toward her, cups a hand around one taut nipple. &quot;The company matrix isn't sold yet,&quot; he admits.</p>

<p>&quot;It is not?&quot; She looks delighted. &quot;Excellent! To who can this be sold, to Moscow? To SLORC? To &ndash;&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;I was thinking of the Italian Communist Party,&quot; he says. &quot;It's a pilot project. I was working on selling it &ndash; I need the money for my divorce, and to close the deal on the luggage &ndash; but it's not that simple. Someone has to run the damn thing &ndash; someone with a keen understanding of how to interface a central planning system with a capitalist economy. A system administrator with experience of working for a multinational corporation would be perfect, ideally with an interest in finding new ways and means of interfacing the centrally planned enterprise to the outside world.&quot; He looks at her with suddenly dawning surmise. &quot;Um, are you interested?&quot;</p>

<p class="gap">* * *</p>

<p>Rome is hotter than downtown Columbia, South Carolina, over Thanksgiving weekend; it stinks of methane-burning Skodas with a low undertone of cooked dog shit. The cars are brightly colored subcompact missiles, hurtling in and out of alleyways like angry wasps: Hot-wiring their drive-by-wire seems to be the national sport, although Fiat's embedded systems people have always written notoriously wobbly software.</p>