I've been through the papers, found some stuff with bad names
It felt bad to be causing dev pain
In the standard you need stuff with good names
Cause there ain't no one for to help you explain
La la, la la-la la
After two days in the standard tome
My brain began to turn dead
After three days with the standard combed
I was looking at a lot of dread
And the story it told of those names in code
Made me sad to think of our devs
You see I've been through the papers, found some stuff with bad names
It felt bad to be causing dev pain
In the standard you need stuff with good names
Cause there ain't no one for to help you explain
La la, la la-la la
Based on: A Horse with no Name, by America
See also https://twitter.com/tvaneerd/status/1140491792065994752