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‎english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/get-breakfast.md

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[Hightail it to the marsh?](go-to-marsh/go-to-marsh.md)
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[Rush to a Malo concert?] (go-to-malo/go-to-malo.md)

‎english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/go-to-malo/go-to-malo.md

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You arrive at the Malo concert, certain that a bad pun was what the waitress meant by her cryptic clue.
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You search the room for something, anything, that will give meaning to this story...
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The music is horrible, and you die.
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You wake up in your bed. It's sunday morning, and you mom has made you blueberry pancakes.
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You eat them and get ready for church.
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Man, dreams are weird!

‎english/dance-randomly/dance-randomly.md

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And oh yeah... how could you have forgotten?... life... it's beautiful!
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It only makes sense that next, you...
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It only makes sense that next, you...
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Get inspired to finally do all those things you have been long contemplating...
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Get that crazy haircut...change your look.
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Quit that boring, unchallenging safe job and learn something new...
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...don't feel ashamed to start at the bottom.
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Learn that new language....
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Take a 6 month break to just travel...meet new people...try new things.
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Tell those who value - why they are such an important part of your life.
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Thank those you take for granted...
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Live the new life you just found with the wonder, enthusiasm and zeal of a 2 yr old...
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Exactly like its supposed to be lived!!!
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‎english/iot/intro.md

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powered by intelligent code that enable them to talk to each other without human
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Click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_of_things) for iot wiki.
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The story begins here ...
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The Internet of Things(IoT) is a new digital world that has a varied population.

‎english/luck/grateful-man-bear-pig.md

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As the shards of shattered mirror cascade to the ground, the Man-Bear-Pig's void-like
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eyes appear to dance with an inner light, while the grotesque folds of its snout seem
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to contort into a configuration that could charitably be described as a smile.
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"Finally, you have banished the fork from my domain!" exults the Man-Bear-Pig. "Come!
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Let me embrace you and adore you to the full measure of your merit."
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The bulk of the Man-Bear-Pig looms over you, and it's colossal, hair, trottered arms
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enfold you ineluctably.
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You remain in this hug of horrors until you forget you ever had any other existence.
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The Man-Bear-Pig croons continually over you, periodically breaking and re-breaking
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each of your ribs as it squeezes you tighter and tighter over the months and years.
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You are compelled to sustain yourself by suckling the rancid, faintly mayonnaise-
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tasting milk of the Man-Bear-Pig's anatomically inexplicable teats.
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Though you lose all track of time -- of even the concept of time, and indeed of space
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and hope and beauty and pretty much all concepts other than that of the Man-Bear-Pig's
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abominable embrace -- eventually seven years have passed. The Man-Bear-Pig releases
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you, smiles -- if it is a smile -- down upon you affectionately, and lumbers away. You
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collapse onto a scattering of mirror fragments.

‎english/tiger-attack/tiger-attack.md

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The tigers come charging at me full speed. They are after the lemonade, I just know it.

‎english/use-the-fork-luke/use-the-fork.md

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[Reach towards the mirror...](../virtualreality/oculus.md)
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[Reach towards the mirror...](../virtualreality/oculus.md)
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[Smash the mirror...](../luck/grateful-man-bear-pig.md)

‎english/weed/weed.md

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Choose [Blue Pill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFkN4deuZU)
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Choose [Red Pill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EdUjlawLJM)
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Go [back to the room]?(../marshmallow.md)

‎english/zoo/zoo.md

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I choose to get better at [English](../get-better-at-english/english.md)
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I choose to get better at [English](../get-better-at-english/english.md)
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After my self trolling is complete, I decide to drink the lemonade.
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As I lift the lemonade to my mouth I see the tigers have broken loose.
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[tiger-attack](../tiger-attack/tiger-attack.md)

‎russian/vegetarian/vegetarian.md

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Вы понимаете что Вы немного устали от всего этого хипстерского антуража и решаете стать вегетарианцем.
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Тем более что сегодня дома нет ни грамма мяса. "Ладно, я слишком стар для похода в магазин и побуду
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вегетарианцем недельку" - думаете Вы. Неделя проходит и Вам начинает нравиться новое состояние.
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Спасаешь человечество опять же. Так уж и быть, Вы сдаетесь и начинаете называть себя вегетарианцем
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прилюдно.

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