diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c9582de2d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto + +*.md text diff --git "a/Amharic/\341\210\200\341\211\240\341\210\273/\341\215\251.md" "b/Amharic/\341\210\200\341\211\240\341\210\273/\341\215\251.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..424aafeeac --- /dev/null +++ "b/Amharic/\341\210\200\341\211\240\341\210\273/\341\215\251.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +ጀግና ከሆንክ [ተጫን](../ጀግና/ጎበዝ.md) diff --git "a/Amharic/\341\214\200\341\210\235\341\210\255.md" "b/Amharic/\341\214\200\341\210\235\341\210\255.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b26cf276f0 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Amharic/\341\214\200\341\210\235\341\210\255.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[ጀምር.md](ሀበሻ/፩.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Amharic/\341\214\200\341\214\215\341\212\223/\341\214\216\341\211\240\341\213\235.md" "b/Amharic/\341\214\200\341\214\215\341\212\223/\341\214\216\341\211\240\341\213\235.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eb576c5352 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Amharic/\341\214\200\341\214\215\341\212\223/\341\214\216\341\211\240\341\213\235.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +ጎበዝ!!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Bosnian/Bosnian_story.md b/Bosnian/Bosnian_story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a657af6c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Bosnian/Bosnian_story.md @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +GORČIN + +Ase ležit +Vojnik Gorčin +U zemlji svojoj +Na baštini +Tuždi + +Žih +A smrt dozivah +Noć i dan + +Mrava ne zgazih +U vojnike +Odoh + +Bil sam +U pet i pet vojni +Bez štita i oklopa +E da ednom +Prestanu +Gorčine + +Zgiboh od čudne boli + +Ne probi me kopje +Ne ustreli strijela +Ne posječe sablja + +Zgiboh od boli +Nepreboli +Volju +A djevu mi ugrabiše +U robje + +Ako Kosaru sretnete +Na putevima + +Molju + +Skažite +Za vjernost +Moju + +Djevu idem traziti +crnom dolinom +mrske ljude poraziti + +Click [here](http://www.spiritofbosnia.org/volume-2-no-3-2007-july/gorcin/) for English version diff --git a/Chinese/16fall_USA/Columbia_university/columbia I am coming.md b/Chinese/16fall_USA/Columbia_university/columbia I am coming.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..25da45d83c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/16fall_USA/Columbia_university/columbia I am coming.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +写于2016/4/13 比利时布鲁塞尔自由大学图书馆 +经历了一个不算满意的申请季，最后决定去哥大了。 +未来两年必须努力，争取能读david blei 或者collins 的phd. +也算正式转码了。 diff --git "a/Chinese/A_htx/\351\273\204\350\205\276\351\234\204.md" "b/Chinese/A_htx/\351\273\204\350\205\276\351\234\204.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..14be3ed993 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/A_htx/\351\273\204\350\205\276\351\234\204.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[我](http://www.baidu.com) diff --git a/Chinese/Baymax/Baymax.md b/Chinese/Baymax/Baymax.md index 4265ef3054..b50abe8ad2 100644 --- a/Chinese/Baymax/Baymax.md +++ b/Chinese/Baymax/Baymax.md @@ -1,3 +1,4 @@ Baymax, 中文译名为大白或者杯面，在电影《超能陆战队》中出现的机器人，主要用于健康检查与辅助。大白非常呆萌和可爱。尤其在女生当中很受欢迎，符合“暖男”形象。 +大白的形象来源于一种日本铃铛。 GO TO [here](../mayDay/mayDay.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Breaking_Bad/Breaking.Bad.md b/Chinese/Breaking_Bad/Breaking.Bad.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..57513337b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Breaking_Bad/Breaking.Bad.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +[Breaking Bad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breaking_Bad), +又名《绝命毒师》， +剧情主要内容是讲述一位在某中学教书的天才化学家得了肺癌， +并且仅有数月的存活时间， +偶然的机会他接触到制造毒品(drug, meth，冰毒) +可以大赚一笔钱。 +于是，他打算运用自己 +的化学知识制作冰毒， +为自己的化疗买单， +顺便为自己儿子和即将出生的女儿攒够一笔钱 +以支持家庭未来的生活和开支。 +他找到了一个合伙人，并且有了销售渠道， +然而贩毒的过程并没有想象中的那么一帆风顺。。。 + +[返回，Return](../../language.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/CK/CK.md b/Chinese/CK/CK.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..208fbd7e04 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/CK/CK.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +三體行星距離地球 4.5 光年，周遭有三顆恆星環繞，文明遭毀滅與復甦 200 多次。在一次與地球的通訊接觸後，決定對擁有穩定恆星的地球發動侵略攻擊！ \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/Caixukun/\350\224\241\345\276\220\345\235\244.md" "b/Chinese/Caixukun/\350\224\241\345\276\220\345\235\244.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da285b3d39 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/Caixukun/\350\224\241\345\276\220\345\235\244.md" @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +喜欢, 唱, 跳, rap, 篮球 +c,t,r,l diff --git a/Chinese/Casey/Casey.md b/Chinese/Casey/Casey.md index 1521bd9fcd..7a4e33c138 100644 --- a/Chinese/Casey/Casey.md +++ b/Chinese/Casey/Casey.md @@ -1,2 +1,3 @@ Casey现在为udacity工作，自动合并GitHub的pull request。 Casey is a help bot. +Casey won't accept a pull request that a fix typo. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Cinderella/Cinderella.md b/Chinese/Cinderella/Cinderella.md index 2e9c2982c8..af179dc8dc 100644 --- a/Chinese/Cinderella/Cinderella.md +++ b/Chinese/Cinderella/Cinderella.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ -Have you watched Cinderella 2015 yet? \ No newline at end of file +Have you watched Cinderella 2015 yet? +If you haven't check it out! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/CrazyStone/CrazyStone.md b/Chinese/CrazyStone/CrazyStone.md index cd45471eb9..87cb96d364 100644 --- a/Chinese/CrazyStone/CrazyStone.md +++ b/Chinese/CrazyStone/CrazyStone.md @@ -2,4 +2,8 @@ 他打算挖地洞进入藏宝地点，说起挖地洞，现在问题来了。 他没学过挖洞的技能，况且手头也没有工具，独自一人徒手挖洞显然无法想象。正在他抓耳挠腮绞尽脑汁的紧要关头，上天灵光突然照亮了他的脑袋---要挖洞，找蓝翔！！！ 麦克二话不说，径直奔向重庆火车站。此时正值春运，麦克排了三天三夜，终于轮到自己却被告知开往山东的火车票都已售罄……麦克心灰意冷地走出火车站，却意外撞见了小贼中的一名，原来他也没买到去蓝翔的火车票。两人一阵唏嘘， -相见恨晚，大排档喝到半夜。第二天早上6点麦克被广场舞震醒，发现自己一个人躺在床上。 \ No newline at end of file +相见恨晚，大排档喝到半夜。第二天早上6点麦克被广场舞震醒，发现自己一个人躺在床上。 +迈克起来伸了个懒腰，正要好好欣赏一下跳广场舞大妈们的优雅身姿，听见有人叫自己的名字， +原来是昨天碰到的小贼，手里拿着两套夹饼果子。麦克毫不客气的结果其中一套，与小贼一起大快朵颐。 +突然，麦克眼前一黑，昏死了过去。 +“防守！防守！”麦克被喊叫声惊醒，发现自己正躺在医院里，旁边坐着两名警察，正用手机看着什么比赛，好像是篮球。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/DataScientist/\346\225\260\346\215\256\347\247\221\345\255\246\345\256\266\346\230\257\345\225\245.md" "b/Chinese/DataScientist/\346\225\260\346\215\256\347\247\221\345\255\246\345\256\266\346\230\257\345\225\245.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..56bdc07c57 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/DataScientist/\346\225\260\346\215\256\347\247\221\345\255\246\345\256\266\346\230\257\345\225\245.md" @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +孙悟空想，我本是花果山大王，如今却为了生计做了搞数据的程序员。 +要是早500年，我可是那逍遥自在的[美猴王](../大话西游.md) diff --git a/Chinese/DesertHell/Jiangjinjiu/Jiangjinjiu.md b/Chinese/DesertHell/Jiangjinjiu/Jiangjinjiu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d6648c578e --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/DesertHell/Jiangjinjiu/Jiangjinjiu.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +将进酒 + +唐代 + + +君不见，黄河之水天上来，奔流到海不复回。 +君不见，高堂明镜悲白发，朝如青丝暮成雪。 +人生得意须尽欢，莫使金樽空对月。 +天生我材必有用，千金散尽还复来。 +烹羊宰牛且为乐，会须一饮三百杯。 +岑夫子，丹丘生，将进酒，杯莫停。 +与君歌一曲，请君为我倾耳听。(倾耳听 一作：侧耳听) +钟鼓馔玉不足贵，但愿长醉不复醒。(不足贵 一作：何足贵；不复醒 一作：不愿醒/不用醒) +古来圣贤皆寂寞，惟有饮者留其名。(古来 一作：自古；惟 通：唯) +陈王昔时宴平乐，斗酒十千恣欢谑。 +主人何为言少钱，径须沽取对君酌。 +五花马，千金裘，呼儿将出换美酒，与尔同销万古愁。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/DesertHell/NewWorld.md b/Chinese/DesertHell/NewWorld.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e8b0024eed --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/DesertHell/NewWorld.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +This is a new world +"新的世界“ +Let’s start from beginning +end +一个白胡子老头正在讲故事， +[他讲的什么？](./OldStory/Story.md) + +[我不想听，继续往前走。](./Walk/Walk.md) + +[老头突然念起了李白的将进酒](./Jiangjinjiu/Jiangjinjiu.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/ago/ago.md b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/ago/ago.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1530da70c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/ago/ago.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +港科那麼大，我不認識你。 + +[待我遇见你](../../../../../youBecomeGay/youBecomeGay.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/music.md b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/music.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6c126573b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/music.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +說道：昨晚聽到音樂又被戳中了 +楊千嬅的“祈求天地放過一雙戀人，怕發生的永遠別發生” +[然而..](pity/pity.md) + +[兩年前..](ago/ago.md) diff --git a/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/pity/pity.md b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/pity/pity.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d9f156d2b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/music/pity/pity.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +怕發生的還是發生了。 diff --git "a/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/\345\217\230\346\210\220\347\213\227\344\272\206.md" "b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/\345\217\230\346\210\220\347\213\227\344\272\206.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d5df44d23e --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Cat2Dog/\345\217\230\346\210\220\347\213\227\344\272\206.md" @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +这只猫变成了一只狗。它很茫然。它就去找白胡子老头，白胡子老头说，说什么呢？ +[他](music/music.md) + diff --git a/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Story.md b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..444c220304 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/DesertHell/OldStory/Story.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +从前有座山， +山上有座庙， +庙里有个白胡子老头正在讲故事， +他说, +很久很久以前, +有一隻白猫, +他是一隻活过一万次的猫, +[他讲的什么？](./Story.md) + +[突然](./Cat2Dog/变成狗了.md) +哈哈哈哈哈 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/DesertHell/Walk/Walk.md b/Chinese/DesertHell/Walk/Walk.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0b65aa94d1 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/DesertHell/Walk/Walk.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +前面是死胡同。。。 + +[还是回去吧。。。](../NewWorld.md) diff --git a/Chinese/Donggewudi/Donggeheiheihei.md b/Chinese/Donggewudi/Donggeheiheihei.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..334daae4da --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Donggewudi/Donggeheiheihei.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +孙悟空变成了东哥，就此解放了压抑数百年的欲望，看见石头就想嘿嘿嘿 + +直到有一天，被宠幸的石头开口说话： + +[你可知月光宝盒？](../Xinyang/MyLoveStory.md) + +由此嘿嘿嘿 + +东哥也很喜欢操[大白](../Baymax/Baymax.md) + +若你對嘿嘿嘿好奇，請點[這裡](https://youtu.be/_7-e7DsUgUs) diff --git a/Chinese/Douniwan/douniwan.md b/Chinese/Douniwan/douniwan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0591a3bd50 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Douniwan/douniwan.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +十里红妆，尽是断肠，与其西天成佛，青楼成魔，不如到德云社当个逗逼算了（liao），念 +及至此，孙悟空摇身一变，只见天雷滚滚，一声屁响冲上云霄，袅袅青烟下走出了一只郭德 +纲，手里捧着一堆逗你丸“ +放棹西湖发浩歌，诗情画意两如何？ +莫嫌秋老山容淡，私人会馆美人多！ +” diff --git a/Chinese/Eason_Chan/Eason_Chan.md b/Chinese/Eason_Chan/Eason_Chan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0b45753b81 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Eason_Chan/Eason_Chan.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +誰人又相信，一世一生這膚淺對白？ +來吧送給你，叫幾百萬人流淚過的歌 diff --git a/Chinese/Fermat/Fermat.md b/Chinese/Fermat/Fermat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..db9d56be9e --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Fermat/Fermat.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +孙悟空变成了Fermat，顺手在页边上写下自己找到了绝佳的证明，但是地方太小写不下了。 diff --git a/Chinese/Gareth_Bale/Bale.md b/Chinese/Gareth_Bale/Bale.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..55a68c235c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Gareth_Bale/Bale.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +悟空转世之后出生于威尔士，取名 bale，而后成为一名足球运动员。 + +因为酷爱足球，而且速度奇快，bale 很快被豪门相中，并以“贝尔式进球”叱咤足坛， +最终在 2013 年转会皇家马德里。 + +但是大圣并不满足于此，为了让世人一睹自己雄风，在去年国王杯上演了一幕自己助攻 +自己的拿手好戏，成功传球于三秒后的自己并破门得分。于是世人惊呼：”两点之间， +贝尔最短。“ + +但是大家不知道的是，在这一球之前大概 40 分钟左右，也就是上半场快要结束的时候， +大圣也上演了这么一出好戏，只是当时速度太快，大家并没有反应过来。 + +当时大圣在自己半场断球成功，一个大脚把球踢向空中并快速向对方半场跑去。在临近 +对方禁区的时候，皮球刚好落到胸部位置，于是大圣一个鱼跃冲顶将皮球顶向球门死角。 +只是当大圣跑向边线边裁位置查看自己攻门的时候发现自己不经意之间好像右手有触碰到 +皮球边缘，于是大圣果断夺过边裁口哨吹停比赛示意自己犯规在先进球无效。现场皇马 +球迷群情激愤，虽然不知道发生了什么但都为这个进球可惜。只有 bale 一声不吭走向 +自己半场。因为他知道，足球场上，球品才是决定自己高度的关键，何况自己还有逆天 +球技，怕什么。 + +这就是大圣，大圣之大，乃品行之大也。让我们期待更多更精彩的“贝尔式进球”！ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Geek/Geek.md b/Chinese/Geek/Geek.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f8230de12 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Geek/Geek.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +500年后，猴子转世来到21世纪，摇身一变，成为一个叱咤风云的极客！ diff --git a/Chinese/Goku/Guku_arrives.md b/Chinese/Goku/Guku_arrives.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7a5cfd703c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Goku/Guku_arrives.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + һ죬մ罵ٵٻʦϿȣ״ʦ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Interstellar/Interstellar.md b/Chinese/Interstellar/Interstellar.md index 2b1f6a7f49..8c4c1ee3ea 100644 --- a/Chinese/Interstellar/Interstellar.md +++ b/Chinese/Interstellar/Interstellar.md @@ -7,3 +7,13 @@ 当画面来到最后一幕：五指山下，悟空蓬头垢面，三藏袈裟翩翩，正站在他面前，对他说了一句：“荆轲刺秦王”。 悟空从中回过神来，撕心裂肺地喊出：“穿山甲到底说了什么！”。然后突然听到台下有人大叫：“王尼玛我要给你生猴子！”。悟空回头一看原来是美美猴。 + +悟空猛一回头， 循着那声高喝望去，恰对上一双漆黑明亮的眼，思绪瞬间流转，一如回到五百年前的花果山， 那日也是同样的一双眼说着同样的一句话。 + +五百年后的重逢， 美美猴与齐天大圣又能否再续前缘？“欲知后事如何，且听下回分解。”说书先生“啪”地一拍醒木，又把这故事断在了最引人入胜之处。 + +至尊宝端起桌上剩下的半碗酒一饮而尽， 书听完了， 接下来干什么好呢， 思量着站起身， 背起那柄长剑，晃晃悠悠地出了茶楼， 向着城门口的人群走去。 + +"我受够这金箍了！"至尊宝大喝一声，拔地而起直奔云霄，然后掉头之下，朝地面，不，朝地心冲去。像颗导弹，‘嗖’的钻进地面，穿透地表，接着地幔，然后直达狂怒的火烫红岩。在这里，金箍被融化，而至尊宝也获得久违的重生！ + +这时的至尊宝，已练就真正的金刚身，透过裂开的地表，闪耀着万丈光芒，向如来宣战！ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Javascript/js.md b/Chinese/Javascript/js.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..544a8b84f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Javascript/js.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +在Js开发的路上漫游。 + +突然看到了 [至尊宝](../ZZB/zzb.md) ? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Jay_Chou/Jay_Chou.md b/Chinese/Jay_Chou/Jay_Chou.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..36e70237d0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Jay_Chou/Jay_Chou.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +周杰伦自从参加了中国好声音之后，觉得比以前幽默多了，哎哟不错哦！哈哈！ +也许是生了女儿的原因，杰伦现在变得更有亲和力了 + +五年之后，周杰伦就带着闺女来参加爸爸去哪儿了。 +[爸爸去哪儿](https://www.weibo.com/babaqunaer) 收视率迅速下降。 diff --git a/Chinese/Kobe/Kobe.md b/Chinese/Kobe/Kobe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d763a76508 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Kobe/Kobe.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + “师傅，我想打篮球”，悟空说道。 diff --git a/Chinese/Kong-Shi-foo/Kong-Shi-foo.md b/Chinese/Kong-Shi-foo/Kong-Shi-foo.md index 538af5bd0d..a8c3fe0e90 100644 --- a/Chinese/Kong-Shi-foo/Kong-Shi-foo.md +++ b/Chinese/Kong-Shi-foo/Kong-Shi-foo.md @@ -1,3 +1,7 @@ 孙悟空转世成了康师傅，于是开始做方便面，借此一统天下。 作者按：这都是什么乱七八糟的故事啊？怎么还扯到大话西游上来了？汗。咱弄一个冒险小说不行吗？ + +算了我们直接回[火星](../火星情报局/火星情报局.md)吧 + +啊，不，我要去当[斗战胜佛](../斗战胜佛/斗战胜佛.md) diff --git a/Chinese/Michael/signal.md b/Chinese/Michael/signal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a2afaa3f62 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Michael/signal.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +他成了你电脑芯片里电流信号，穿梭在显示屏上，告诉你当年人们在这里相聚，像在满天大雪里步行时，发现了身边别人留下的一串脚印。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/MonkeyKingHeroisBack/MonkeyKingHeroisBack.md b/Chinese/MonkeyKingHeroisBack/MonkeyKingHeroisBack.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..38df22f68c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/MonkeyKingHeroisBack/MonkeyKingHeroisBack.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +简介: 这是一部国产动漫电影。影片讲述了已于五行山下寂寞沉潜五百年的孙悟空被儿时的唐僧——俗名江流儿的小和尚误打误撞地解除了封印， +在相互陪伴的冒险之旅中找回初心，完成自我救赎的故事。 + +江流儿和他师傅来到长安城，刚好有一个皮影表演——齐天大圣孙悟空大闹天宫，也许是听了太多的大圣的故事，江流儿对大圣已经崇拜到极点了， +于是这次半偷半抢了一个齐天大圣的皮影模具，很开心。 师傅到处找江流儿，恰巧在转角处发现了他. +然而，妖怪这个时候也快来了，混沌妖王的小娄娄…… + +小娄娄抓了许多小男孩，此时需要抓一个小女孩，然而这貌似仅有的小女孩被江流 儿给救了，妖怪当然不放过同是小孩的江流儿， +江流儿接着就开始了一段“滑雪冒 险”什么的.... diff --git a/Chinese/NotaVirgin/NotaVirgin.md b/Chinese/NotaVirgin/NotaVirgin.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eb47d546e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/NotaVirgin/NotaVirgin.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +马特达萌，曾经是一个孤儿，在多个家庭间不停寄养，心理有了阴影，却有着惊人的数学能力。被心理老师治愈后却放弃了天赋去找小苹果，没找到后痛心疾首去参军。 +多个兄弟在战争中丧生，米国政府不得不派出一队人前往救援，救援成功。 +达萌同学发挥了自己的数学才能，读成了物理博士。并率队寻找殖民星球拯救地球。却因为怕死欺骗了NASA的科学家，最终因为操作失误被甩出飞船，掉落至火星。 +咦，这不是他前世练出火眼金睛的地方嘛。最终在地球新人类的帮助下成功回到了地球，将种土豆的技术传给了只会种玉米的地球人。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/OnceThereIsAHill/OnceThereIsAHill.md b/Chinese/OnceThereIsAHill/OnceThereIsAHill.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f85e24007 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/OnceThereIsAHill/OnceThereIsAHill.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +从前有座山，山里有个庙，庙里有个老和尚，给小和尚讲故事。故事讲的是：从前有座山，山里 +有个庙，庙里有个老和尚，给小和尚讲故事。故事讲的是：从前有座山，山里有个庙…… \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Orascom/Orascom.md b/Chinese/Orascom/Orascom.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0998048eef --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Orascom/Orascom.md @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +曾拿下四年唯一运营权 + +Orascom电信控股公司1998年成立。 + +在世界各地的扩张始终围绕一个核心策略：就是获得新兴市场的先发优势。1999年落地邻国约旦。又一年之后， + +Orascom拓展到11个撒哈拉以南的非洲国家，2003年美伊战争爆发后进入伊拉克。 + + +其结果也十分显著，一跃成为中东、非洲、巴基斯坦三地规模最大、业务种类最全的网络运营商。 + + +2007年，Orascom在朝鲜如法炮制了之前的成功经验。 + + +投资4000万美元在朝鲜的首都平壤创办了分公司“Koryolink”（高丽电信公司），这也是朝鲜唯一的3G运营商。Orascom与朝鲜政府分别占75%和25%的股份。 + + +Orascom最初在朝鲜启动业务时，朝鲜方面授予Koryolink在朝鲜运营其唯一移动网络的权利，时间期限为2008年末到2012年末。 + + +此后，该公司在朝鲜的业务拓展至银行和多个建筑项目。 + + +“为朝鲜提供商业移动电话网络，这件事情听起来更像一段故事，但是却实实在在发生在尼罗河的岸边。 + +”当时有媒体如此评价Orascom在朝鲜开展通讯业务。 +据悉，其中85%的利润来自Koryolink，目前，Koryolink用户约有300万人。 +失势 + + +2014年11月，Orascom将朝鲜业务从综合收益中剔除， + + +在提交的相关文件中不再出现Koryolink的资产负债表并抹去了价值数亿美元的资产，显然在运营6个月后，Orascom失去了对Koryolink的控制。 + + +在2015年第一季度，由于与朝鲜方面就解决股息、汇率以及近来经营问题等事项的会谈推后，公司第一财季财报的董事会会议退后了一个月。 + + +由于朝鲜政府对外汇的严格管控，Orascom不能将现金收入兑换成外汇， + + +无法向埃及汇款，只能以朝鲜货币保存。在2012年有2.72亿美元现金账滞留在朝鲜，而截至去年6月30日，该项目的金额已是当时这一数字的两倍。 + + +除资金滞留之外，据日本共同社报在6月份报道，朝鲜成立了从事国内手机业务的新的国营通信公司，Orascom试图将Koryolink合并给该国营公司，并与朝鲜政府暂时达成了协议。 + + +总之，Orascom或将退出朝鲜市场，Koryolink很有可能由朝鲜政府接管。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/PanicStation/panic.md b/Chinese/PanicStation/panic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9030c5dcf3 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/PanicStation/panic.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +至尊宝：其实我就是一条狗 一条害怕😢的狗 diff --git "a/Chinese/Person_of_Interest/\347\226\221\347\212\257\350\277\275\350\270\252.md" "b/Chinese/Person_of_Interest/\347\226\221\347\212\257\350\277\275\350\270\252.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..019551b679 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/Person_of_Interest/\347\226\221\347\212\257\350\277\275\350\270\252.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +在一个没有秘密的世界... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Peter/Peter.md b/Chinese/Peter/Peter.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..39764a252d --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Peter/Peter.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +孙悟空变成了recipe，被fork了好几千次。 +后来汤森对recipe发送了pull request，修改了孙悟空的配方。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Ray-Allen/Ray-Allen.md b/Chinese/Ray-Allen/Ray-Allen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7a295162f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Ray-Allen/Ray-Allen.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Walter Ray Allen, Jr. (born July 20, 1975) is an American professional basketball player who is currently a free agent. +Go to [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Allen) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/TingfengXie/TingfengXie.md b/Chinese/TingfengXie/TingfengXie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..88402b14c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/TingfengXie/TingfengXie.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +500年的苦苦等待 +依然为情所困... + +哪个姐妹都不好惹啊 +如果可以重回花果山... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Weixiaobao/Weixiaobao.md b/Chinese/Weixiaobao/Weixiaobao.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dbb04d05d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Weixiaobao/Weixiaobao.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +孙悟空500年后转世成了韦小宝，下面没有了... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Yifan/modernCity.md b/Chinese/Yifan/modernCity.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8cf594c808 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Yifan/modernCity.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +至尊宝穿越到了21世纪的河北！！！ +至尊宝：我勒个去》》》》这是神马情况。。。 +（他走到一个卖祖传贴膜的哥们前。。。） + + +请问大哥： + + + +[盘丝洞怎么走？](sell_film/sell_film.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/Yifan/sell_film/sell_film.md b/Chinese/Yifan/sell_film/sell_film.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cecd5d253c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/Yifan/sell_film/sell_film.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +大哥：你们这是在拍穿越剧么？你们剧组团购贴膜我给你们八折优惠！ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/YingJeouMa/YingJeouMa.md b/Chinese/YingJeouMa/YingJeouMa.md index 97c9f4c764..2b834567ad 100644 --- a/Chinese/YingJeouMa/YingJeouMa.md +++ b/Chinese/YingJeouMa/YingJeouMa.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ -成為某國總統，禍國殃民。 \ No newline at end of file +成為某國總統，禍國殃民。 + +最喜歡的人有三個，一個是金葡蔥，一個是周沒清，另一個我不能說。 + +耳朵還長了鹿茸，成了甜點馬卡茸代言人。 diff --git a/Chinese/ZERO/ZERO.md b/Chinese/ZERO/ZERO.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a14c27299c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/ZERO/ZERO.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Click [here](http://www.google.com) to visit Google. \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/ZTL/\346\227\240\345\244\251.md" "b/Chinese/ZTL/\346\227\240\345\244\251.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..20c670f84e --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/ZTL/\346\227\240\345\244\251.md" @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +而在西游记后传中，虽然孙悟空已经被封为斗战胜佛，但随着无天的势力染指天界，悟空不得不重新 +站出来与无天战斗，同时佛祖也转世成为了乔灵儿。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/ZZB/pansidong/pansidong.md b/Chinese/ZZB/pansidong/pansidong.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5ccfb5e355 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/ZZB/pansidong/pansidong.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +֪Լصǰ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/ZZB/zzb.md b/Chinese/ZZB/zzb.md index 192af03e47..6cd881ef17 100644 --- a/Chinese/ZZB/zzb.md +++ b/Chinese/ZZB/zzb.md @@ -1,6 +1,19 @@ +至尊宝：这是盘丝洞不要乱闯 + +紫霞： + +[将水帘洞改为盘丝洞，自封为盘丝大仙](pansidong/pansidong.md) + 至尊宝：谁说我斗鸡眼？我只是把视力集中在一点，以改变我以往对事物的看法！ 紫霞仙子继续说： [你可知月光宝盒？](../Xinyang/MyLoveStory.md) +紫霞仙子说： +人都是失去了才懂得珍惜。 + +话间，她突然打开月光宝盒，[将至尊宝传送到了21世纪。](../Yifan/modernCity.md) + + +那一位當家喜歡至尊寶?按[此](那一位當家喜歡至尊寶/那一位當家喜歡至尊寶.md)選擇 diff --git "a/Chinese/ZZB/\351\202\243\344\270\200\344\275\215\347\225\266\345\256\266\345\226\234\346\255\241\350\207\263\345\260\212\345\257\266/\351\202\243\344\270\200\344\275\215\347\225\266\345\256\266\345\226\234\346\255\241\350\207\263\345\260\212\345\257\266.md" "b/Chinese/ZZB/\351\202\243\344\270\200\344\275\215\347\225\266\345\256\266\345\226\234\346\255\241\350\207\263\345\260\212\345\257\266/\351\202\243\344\270\200\344\275\215\347\225\266\345\256\266\345\226\234\346\255\241\350\207\263\345\260\212\345\257\266.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..99c995193c --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/ZZB/\351\202\243\344\270\200\344\275\215\347\225\266\345\256\266\345\226\234\346\255\241\350\207\263\345\260\212\345\257\266/\351\202\243\344\270\200\344\275\215\347\225\266\345\256\266\345\226\234\346\255\241\350\207\263\345\260\212\345\257\266.md" @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +那一位當家喜歡至尊寶? +1) 盲丙 +2) 二當家 +3) 三當家 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/andychen/thisismydouban.md b/Chinese/andychen/thisismydouban.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cb6a456642 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/andychen/thisismydouban.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +大家好，我叫Andy chen,这是我的豆瓣个人网址，里面有我感兴趣的电影、书籍、和音乐，当然也有我写的文章，如果你感兴趣， +feel free to check it out and add me as friend, 谢谢！ + +点击这里[here](https://www.douban.com/people/3279743/)访问我的主页。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/answer/an_tree.md b/Chinese/answer/an_tree.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..54787d1eff --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/answer/an_tree.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +0。因为香瓜不长树上。 +[下一个](../carowner/car.md) diff --git a/Chinese/beauty/beauty.md b/Chinese/beauty/beauty.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a065ec0ae9 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/beauty/beauty.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +木心老爷子说过，[美貌](https://www.douban.com/group/topic/12641976/)是一种表情。^_^ + +性感是一种邀请。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/carans/carans.md b/Chinese/carans/carans.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0872907f8c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/carans/carans.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +答案就是“如果”。 +答案其实是“哇”。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/carowner/car.md b/Chinese/carowner/car.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb5919dbba --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/carowner/car.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +如果有一辆汽车，小明在开车，小红和小兰坐在后座， +请问车主是谁[答案](../carans/carans.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/cloud/cloud.md b/Chinese/cloud/cloud.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f9dffa6a15 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/cloud/cloud.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +同是奇幻喜剧，相比《大话西游》里的棉花糖，我更喜欢《天使爱美丽》里面的小熊。 +这种对云朵的想象更加富有诗意。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/crime_school/crime_school.md b/Chinese/crime_school/crime_school.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8aa22cdedf --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/crime_school/crime_school.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +李杀神、王诛魔和刘斩仙三位少年做梦也没有想到会在狼牙区飞虎路私立断罪小学再度聚首，面对校园 +里号称屠遍三界的“魔神”，四年级的赵日天，他们能否力挽狂澜，再度改写被上天诅咒的命运呢？！ +三人正交流着自己听说到的各种关于赵日天的传闻，忽然听到一声冷笑，只见一个校服拉链半敞开， +胳膊上贴着5根拉条的同学站在他们面前，不错，此人就是赵日天。三人一时不知所措，一向莽撞的王 +诛魔叫到： +1.“你就是赵日天？” +2.“你想打架吗？” +[3.“你是来打麻将的吗？”](majiang/majiang.md) diff --git a/Chinese/crime_school/majiang/majiang.md b/Chinese/crime_school/majiang/majiang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6b682fcbbf --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/crime_school/majiang/majiang.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +赵日天微微一笑，掏出一副麻将便道：“来啊，打什么牌？血战到底还是红中发财杠？” 三人先是一愣，旋即又感觉不能输了气势，赶紧掏出了桌子椅子，摆到四人中间，李杀神故作镇静的说：“哼，打什么都可以”，刘斩仙牌技最精，急忙抢答到：“那就来打……” +1.血战到底 +2.红中发财杠 +3.我知道一个新玩法 +[4.打鸡毛，干正事!](../crime_school.md) diff --git a/Chinese/dream/dream.md b/Chinese/dream/dream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..29c543dbb7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/dream/dream.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +你來到這就是在作夢~ 來吧! 以下自由選擇: + +1. [我要穿越](../Yifan/modernCity.md) + +2. [我要當至尊寶](../Xinyang/MyLoveStory.md) + +3. [我要美女](../beauty/beauty.md) + diff --git a/Chinese/firstChapter/poem.md b/Chinese/firstChapter/poem.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..173c160b08 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/firstChapter/poem.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +诗曰： + +混沌未分天地乱，茫茫渺渺无人见。 +自从盘古破鸿蒙，开辟从兹清浊辨。 +覆载群生仰至仁，发明万物皆成善。 +欲知造化会元功，须看《西游释厄传》。 diff --git a/Chinese/gaoshenme/gaoshenme.md b/Chinese/gaoshenme/gaoshenme.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d95db716f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/gaoshenme/gaoshenme.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +shi zai gao bu dong zhe shi zai gan ma. Hao Dou Bi. diff --git a/Chinese/go/go.md b/Chinese/go/go.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9400454e52 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/go/go.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +gogogo \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/guodegang/guodegang.md b/Chinese/guodegang/guodegang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0fa6a3a85c --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/guodegang/guodegang.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +说到郭德纲，那就是响当当的德云社创始人！当年的德云一哥，为什么要加当年两个字呢？因为现在的德云一哥正是他的儿子郭麒麟！正所谓打虎亲兄弟，上阵父子兵。 diff --git a/Chinese/heishanlaoyao/heishanlaoyao.md b/Chinese/heishanlaoyao/heishanlaoyao.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..557203ae34 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/heishanlaoyao/heishanlaoyao.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +𱦣ô˺ɽĶ? diff --git a/Chinese/hongkong/ans/ans.md b/Chinese/hongkong/ans/ans.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8dd6a90716 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/hongkong/ans/ans.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +他和好基友们一起去香港看fate HF线的第二部， +因为大陆不知道猴年马月才上线。。。。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/hongkong/go2HK.md b/Chinese/hongkong/go2HK.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d724687407 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/hongkong/go2HK.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +他去香港干什么呢？ + +[答案](./ans/ans.md) diff --git "a/Chinese/howeroc/\350\245\277\346\270\270\345\220\216\350\256\260.md" "b/Chinese/howeroc/\350\245\277\346\270\270\345\220\216\350\256\260.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..aecb64cf28 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/howeroc/\350\245\277\346\270\270\345\220\216\350\256\260.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +孙悟空被封为“斗战胜佛”后并没有安下心来去理佛事，人神佛三界也没有就此归于太平。一场暴风雨正在酝酿，于是就有了《西游后记》。 diff --git a/Chinese/little_prince/this_is_a_story_about_a_boy.md b/Chinese/little_prince/this_is_a_story_about_a_boy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b3b1676346 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/little_prince/this_is_a_story_about_a_boy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The Little Prince is a play based on the book of the same name by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, + +adapted by Rick Cummins and John Scoullar before 2000. + +Rick Cummins wrote the music, and John Scoullar wrote the script and lyrics. diff --git "a/Chinese/lotus/\345\220\203\351\245\274\345\271\262\351\201\220\346\203\263.md" "b/Chinese/lotus/\345\220\203\351\245\274\345\271\262\351\201\220\346\203\263.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d12c0ee497 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/lotus/\345\220\203\351\245\274\345\271\262\351\201\220\346\203\263.md" @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +桌子上刚好有lotus饼干，我就拿起来吃了几块 + +然后把空的矿泉水瓶扔到垃圾桶里 + +把一直晃着我眼睛的台灯换个方向 + +有生之年，我也想当一次至尊宝 + + + +如果你当不了，没关系 + +[回过头](../大话西游.md)，看看别的至尊宝是怎么说的吧 diff --git a/Chinese/luhan/luhan.md b/Chinese/luhan/luhan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..85ed2984a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/luhan/luhan.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +孙悟空变成了鹿晗，参加了跑男，萌萌哒的样子迷遍万千少女。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/lushan/lushan_love_story.md b/Chinese/lushan/lushan_love_story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e7126beefe --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/lushan/lushan_love_story.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +中美建交后，侨居美国的国民党将军周振武的女儿周筠（张瑜 饰）回到祖国观光，在庐山游玩的途中，她巧遇有志青年耿桦（郭凯敏 饰）。 +两个对祖国怀有无限热爱且充满远大志向的青年走到一起，经过短短几天的相处，他们渐渐产生了感情。 +然而很快耿桦便因此受到审查，周筠也郁郁离开。 +十年浩劫结束后，已是清华研究生的耿桦在庐山和周筠重逢，这对相爱之人不愿再被分开， +彼此约定婚期。而当耿桦的父亲得知周筠的身世时，却对这门婚事断然拒绝…… \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/mayDay/mayDay.md b/Chinese/mayDay/mayDay.md index 90240e1c19..7e3b5738bc 100644 --- a/Chinese/mayDay/mayDay.md +++ b/Chinese/mayDay/mayDay.md @@ -14,4 +14,5 @@ “哇塞，唱得这么棒！”人群中一个长发小眼的男人惊呼。另一个带眼镜的男人说：“我们乐队 就缺一个优秀的主唱了，要不要一起？”悟空不管不顾，继续自我陶醉地唱着。人群中窜出四个人， 包括之前长发小眼和带眼镜的那两个男人，不约而同地说道：“就这么定了吧！对了，还要取个 -酷炫一点的艺名。要不，就叫阿信吧？”悟空突然停止了歌唱，回到：“不错！” \ No newline at end of file +酷炫一点的艺名。要不，就叫阿信吧？”悟空突然停止了歌唱，回到：“不错！” +悟空诺有所思的唱起了孙悟空 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/monk/alibaba/alibaba.md b/Chinese/monk/alibaba/alibaba.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1fd5fbad8f --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/monk/alibaba/alibaba.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +很久以前，在波斯的一座城市里住着两兄弟：哥哥卡西姆娶了一个有钱的老婆，生活非常富有；弟弟阿里巴巴夫妻俩靠打柴为生，过着穷苦的生活。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/monk/monk.md b/Chinese/monk/monk.md index 30f8a3c98a..26d6cb940a 100644 --- a/Chinese/monk/monk.md +++ b/Chinese/monk/monk.md @@ -13,4 +13,19 @@ 报里有座山 山上有座庙 -…… +庙里的那个老和尚依然在看报， + +不过今天的报纸上画着一个着火的寺庙 +寺庙里的和尚很专注的看着报纸，丝毫没有察觉寺庙着火了， +那个报纸上也画着一个着火的寺庙，寺庙里的和尚也是很专注的看着报纸，丝毫没有察觉寺庙着火， +... + + + + +Good story +I like it + +这时候走过来一个小和尚，手里拿着一本书。 +老和尚看见了就问他：“你看的是什么书？” +小和尚回答道：”师傅你猜猜，是[阿里巴巴与四十大盗](alibaba/alibaba.md), 还是别的？“ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/monkey-to-coder/monkey_coder.md b/Chinese/monkey-to-coder/monkey_coder.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8c5e58355b --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/monkey-to-coder/monkey_coder.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +悟空成为了程序猿。假如当初他选了生物呢？ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/nico/nico.md b/Chinese/nico/nico.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a06ad97464 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/nico/nico.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +niconiconi~☆让你的心也跟着微笑 传递笑容的矢泽日香 爱日香就要记住小香香哦 大家的偶像小香香来了哦~ (咦，谁说我前世是只猴子的！) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/oner0128/newstory/newstory.md b/Chinese/oner0128/newstory/newstory.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a28a6596ce --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/oner0128/newstory/newstory.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +然后没了，谢谢 - - Click [here](http://www.google.com) to visit Google \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/oner0128/story.md b/Chinese/oner0128/story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..773a472cb5 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/oner0128/story.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +500年后孙悟空变成了葫芦娃的水娃，哈，然后 +他突然[干什么呢？](./newstory/newstory.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/pokemon-go/pikachu.md b/Chinese/pokemon-go/pikachu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27df55bfb7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/pokemon-go/pikachu.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +有一天早晨，你像往常一样醒来，准备拿出手机抓几只口袋妖怪，却发现自己变成了一只皮！卡！丘！ +一群壮汉正拿着精灵球向你扑来，你会？ + +百万伏特！！！ +然后。。。开启逃跑模式 + +[变身皮卡丘的梦想](stuff/dream.md) diff --git a/Chinese/pokemon-go/stuff/dream.md b/Chinese/pokemon-go/stuff/dream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4cb2519e32 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/pokemon-go/stuff/dream.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +要当全世界小精灵的老大 diff --git a/Chinese/polar_bear/an_polar_bear.md b/Chinese/polar_bear/an_polar_bear.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..408042e860 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/polar_bear/an_polar_bear.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +北极熊在北极，企鹅在南极。[下一个](../xianggua/tree.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/school-idols/school-idols.md b/Chinese/school-idols/school-idols.md index d6cc224cd7..aedca646c2 100644 --- a/Chinese/school-idols/school-idols.md +++ b/Chinese/school-idols/school-idols.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ -为了拯救即将废弃的学校，他们选择了成为偶像。 \ No newline at end of file +为了拯救即将废弃的学校，他们选择了成为偶像。 +我来啦！ \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/seever/\345\244\251\346\262\263\344\273\226\345\250\230.md" "b/Chinese/seever/\345\244\251\346\262\263\344\273\226\345\250\230.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bbe472a872 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/seever/\345\244\251\346\262\263\344\273\226\345\250\230.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +容貌美丑不过是表象,内里是没什么分别的,都是皮下白骨,生命如朝露,如此短暂,没必要在意这些表面的东西 diff --git a/Chinese/snow_white/continue/continue.md b/Chinese/snow_white/continue/continue.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2da2c6ed49 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/snow_white/continue/continue.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +因为王子是个宅男没有出门 diff --git a/Chinese/snow_white/story.md b/Chinese/snow_white/story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3c91695799 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/snow_white/story.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ + 从此白雪公主 和 七个小矮人 过上了 幸福的生活 + + [为什么](continue/continue.md) + +又听说 七个小矮人 是 [葫芦娃](../oner0128/story.md) 长大后的样子 diff --git a/Chinese/snowman/story.md b/Chinese/snowman/story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..70560cea9a --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/snowman/story.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +从此，孙悟空成为了一尊冰雕，过上了冻手冻脚的生活。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/stop/stop.md b/Chinese/stop/stop.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c4e2236402 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/stop/stop.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +你给我站住！[回去](../大话西游.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/test/test.md b/Chinese/test/test.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..300f957728 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/test/test.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +这是一个测试 diff --git a/Chinese/the-right-way/to_be_a_coder.md b/Chinese/the-right-way/to_be_a_coder.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a9b8ec7f79 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/the-right-way/to_be_a_coder.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +悟空在天庭当斗战胜佛当了很多年，这个体制内的差事一直稳定有油水，然而近些年的反贪腐运 +动轰轰烈烈地开展着，日子渐渐变得不好过起来。 + +悟空听人说二十一世纪是生物的时代，但又看到互联网的风口中八戒都能飞起来，一时拿不定主 +意是转行进入生物行业，还是成为程序猿。（新作者可以在这里添加新选项） + +[成为程序猿，猴——>猿](../monkey-to-coder/monkey_coder.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/theforce/theforce.md b/Chinese/theforce/theforce.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..04a5909978 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/theforce/theforce.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ + +I am one with the force, \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/waishen/waishen_story.md b/Chinese/waishen/waishen_story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c87f73d001 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/waishen/waishen_story.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +500年后转世为凡人，名曰歪神。养育了两只神兽龙猫。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/world/\350\265\260\345\220\221\344\270\226\347\225\214.md" "b/Chinese/world/\350\265\260\345\220\221\344\270\226\347\225\214.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f9069ca7c0 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/world/\350\265\260\345\220\221\344\270\226\347\225\214.md" @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +从[这里](http://www.google.com)走向世界 +Across the Great wall, +we can reach every corner in the world. diff --git a/Chinese/wow/wow.md b/Chinese/wow/wow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f7df773f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/wow/wow.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +this is cool diff --git a/Chinese/xianggua/tree.md b/Chinese/xianggua/tree.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1f54cc3aef --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/xianggua/tree.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +如果有棵香瓜树，曾小贤爬上去摘香瓜，一分钟摘三个掉下一个， +一天摘几个？[答案](../answer/an_tree.md) diff --git a/Chinese/xiaoyueyue/xiaoyueyue.md b/Chinese/xiaoyueyue/xiaoyueyue.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d4a474f473 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/xiaoyueyue/xiaoyueyue.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +孙悟空变成了小岳岳下井挖煤，结果被吓的哭鼻子了。变身的时候估计把自己的胆子给变没了。 +胆子没了就感觉不到害怕了，于是又变得没心没肺起来，后来就哭着喊着要给郭德纲当徒弟。 +[郭德纲](../guodegang/guodegang.md) diff --git a/Chinese/xidada/xidada.md b/Chinese/xidada/xidada.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc77776aaf --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/xidada/xidada.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +变成中国主席嘻嘻嘻 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/xinwang/xin.md b/Chinese/xinwang/xin.md index bd92a6a1f6..0c1ea4451d 100644 --- a/Chinese/xinwang/xin.md +++ b/Chinese/xinwang/xin.md @@ -5,4 +5,8 @@ 现在怎么办？？？？ -它想去走走。 \ No newline at end of file +它想去走走。 + +吃得太飽撐得動也動不了, 只好用滾的. + +可是，維尼用盡全身力氣，卻怎麼也滾不動......這下改怎麼辦呢？“要不我躺著睡一會兒算了”維尼想到。 diff --git a/Chinese/yixuanda/yixuanda.md b/Chinese/yixuanda/yixuanda.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27d60ab8f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/yixuanda/yixuanda.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +爱一个人需要理由吗？需要吗？不需要吗？需要吗？ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Chinese/youBecomeGay/youBecomeGay.md b/Chinese/youBecomeGay/youBecomeGay.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..51ca24b0ab --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/youBecomeGay/youBecomeGay.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +你却成了🐔。 + +唧唧复唧唧，可愿作我妻？ +恨不相逢未嫁时，可惜名花有主。 diff --git a/Chinese/yoyo/yoyo.md b/Chinese/yoyo/yoyo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a86519f369 --- /dev/null +++ b/Chinese/yoyo/yoyo.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +一天，攻城狮哼着哟哟切克闹，哼着哼着睡着了... + +梦里，他放佛回到了[五百年前](../ZZB/zzb.md)... + +不行啊！正在加班该需求呢，怎么能犯困呢！[元神归位](../大话西游.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/\345\244\247\350\257\235\350\245\277\346\270\270.md" "b/Chinese/\345\244\247\350\257\235\350\245\277\346\270\270.md" index 42f3b0bc65..660749c785 100644 --- "a/Chinese/\345\244\247\350\257\235\350\245\277\346\270\270.md" +++ "b/Chinese/\345\244\247\350\257\235\350\245\277\346\270\270.md" @@ -1,5 +1,27 @@ 在1994年大话西游之月光宝盒的电影中，主角周星驰饰演的孙悟空在500年后转世成为： +前端攻城狮一枚。这枚攻城狮做出了很多网页，比如： + +[星際丹哥接龍](theforce/theforce.md) + +[哟哟切克闹](yoyo/yoyo.md) + +[好大一朵棉花糖](cloud/cloud.md) + +[美貌是一种表情](beauty/beauty.md) + +[葫芦娃](oner0128/story.md) + +[PanicStation](PanicStation/panic.md) + +[Orascom](Orascom/Orascom.md) + +[雪人](snowman/story.md) + +[白雪公主](snow_white/story.md) + +[recipe](Peter/Peter.md) + [国际大盗](CrazyStone/CrazyStone.md) ? [Casey](Casey/Casey.md) ? @@ -37,3 +59,115 @@ [周星驰](Zhou/Zhou.md) ? [小熊维尼](xinwang/xin.md)? + +[谢霆锋](TingfengXie/TingfengXie.md)? + +[斗战胜佛](斗战胜佛/斗战胜佛.md) + +[等死朕了](howeroc/西游后记.md) + +[jubeater](ZTL/无天.md) + +[heishanlaoyao](heishanlaoyao/heishanlaoyao.md)? + +[Michael](Michael/signal.md) + +[OnceThereIsAHill](OnceThereIsAHill/OnceThereIsAHill.md) + +[万里长城](world/走向世界.md) + +[断罪小学](crime_school/crime_school.md) + +[周杰伦](Jay_Chou/Jay_Chou.md) + +[逗你丸](Douniwan/douniwan.md) + +[三體人](CK/CK.md) + +[胡八一](摸金校尉/摸金校尉.md) + +[马特达萌](NotaVirgin/NotaVirgin.md) + +[矢泽日香](nico/nico.md) + +[韦小宝](Weixiaobao/Weixiaobao.md) + +[Gareth Bale](Gareth_Bale/Bale.md) + +[xidada](xidada/xidada.md) + +[Kobe](Kobe/Kobe.md) + +[小岳岳](xiaoyueyue/xiaoyueyue.md) + +[little_prince](little_prince/this_is_a_story_about_a_boy.md) + +[陳奕迅](Eason_Chan/Eason_Chan.md) + +[鹿晗](luhan/luhan.md) + +[Fermat] (Fermat/Fermat.md) + +[东哥与石头](Donggewudi/Donggeheiheihei.md) + +[极客](Geek/Geek.md) + +[Ray Allen](Ray-Allen/Ray-Allen.md) + +[ZERO](ZERO/ZERO.md) + +[小至尊宝](yixuanda/yixuanda.md) + +[美帝征程](16fall_USA/Columbia_university/columbia I am coming.md) + +[MonkeyKingHereisBack](MonkeyKingHeroisBack/MonkeyKingHeroisBack.md) + +[西游记第一回](firstChapter/poem.md) + +[为什么北极熊不吃企鹅？](polar_bear/an_polar_bear.md) + +[悟空](Goku/Guku_arrives.md) + +[测试](test/test.md) + +[Pokemon](pokemon-go/pikachu.md) + +后端程序元辛苦的工作虽然很少得到人重视，却是必不可少的一部分. + +[黄腾霄](A_htx/黄腾霄.md) + +[疑犯追踪](Person_of_Interest/疑犯追踪.md) + +[数据数学家](DataScientist/数据科学家是啥.md) + +[推荐美剧：Stranger Things](推荐美剧/stranger.things.md) + +[推荐美剧：Breaking Bad](Breaking_Bad/Breaking.Bad.md) + +[我的豆瓣网页](andychen/thisismydouban.md) + +[庐山恋](lushan/lushan_love_story.md) + +[歪神现世](waishen/waishen_story.md) + +[你以为可以点？] + +[吃饼干遐想](lotus/吃饼干遐想.md) + +[作夢](dream/dream.md) + +[你给我站住](stop/stop.md) + +[Gao Shen Me](gaoshenme/gaoshenme.md) + +[Js不可告人的秘密](Javascript/js.md) + +[wow](wow/wow.md) + +[天河他娘](seever/天河他娘.md) + +[3月3号去香港](hongkong/go2HK.md) + +[蔡徐坤的篮球梦](Caixukun/蔡徐坤.md) + +[go](go/go.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/\346\216\250\350\215\220\347\276\216\345\211\247/stranger.things.md" "b/Chinese/\346\216\250\350\215\220\347\276\216\345\211\247/stranger.things.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..32d4c1e61d --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/\346\216\250\350\215\220\347\276\216\345\211\247/stranger.things.md" @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +In a small town where everyone knows everyone, +a peculiar incident starts a chain of events, +that leads to the disappearance of a child, +which begins to tear at thefabric of an otherwise peaceful community. +Dark government agencies and seemingly malevolent supernatural forces converge on the town, +while a few locals begin to understand that, +there's more going on than meets the eye. +Question: which TV series are they? \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/\346\221\270\351\207\221\346\240\241\345\260\211/\346\221\270\351\207\221\346\240\241\345\260\211.md" "b/Chinese/\346\221\270\351\207\221\346\240\241\345\260\211/\346\221\270\351\207\221\346\240\241\345\260\211.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4cc8d60c33 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/\346\221\270\351\207\221\346\240\241\345\260\211/\346\221\270\351\207\221\346\240\241\345\260\211.md" @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +500年后化身胡八一，继承了摸金校尉的香火！ +寻找那彼岸之花。 + +自学成才的盗墓高手，用高科技手段探寻远古的秘密。绝不是为了古墓中那一点点金银财宝，而是要把另一个时间域的经历展现给今人。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/\346\226\227\346\210\230\350\203\234\344\275\233/\346\226\227\346\210\230\350\203\234\344\275\233.md" "b/Chinese/\346\226\227\346\210\230\350\203\234\344\275\233/\346\226\227\346\210\230\350\203\234\344\275\233.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1c04cdb543 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/\346\226\227\346\210\230\350\203\234\344\275\233/\346\226\227\346\210\230\350\203\234\344\275\233.md" @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +孙悟空取经回来后，就变成了斗战胜佛！他从一个叛逆者，历经千辛万苦终于成了一个体制内的人，可是沿途的妖怪那么轻松就成仙成佛了，这个世界跟对人十分重要啊！ + +转瞬千年，沧海桑田。2016年是猴年，悟空在这千年中又悟出了一个新的道理： +[这个世界做事选对方向也很重要啊！](../the-right-way/to_be_a_coder.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Chinese/\347\201\253\346\230\237\346\203\205\346\212\245\345\261\200/\347\201\253\346\230\237\346\203\205\346\212\245\345\261\200.md" "b/Chinese/\347\201\253\346\230\237\346\203\205\346\212\245\345\261\200/\347\201\253\346\230\237\346\203\205\346\212\245\345\261\200.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2a5ecb1919 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Chinese/\347\201\253\346\230\237\346\203\205\346\212\245\345\261\200/\347\201\253\346\230\237\346\203\205\346\212\245\345\261\200.md" @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +火星情报局是由汪涵带领， +懵逼薛之谦打头的节目 diff --git a/Gibberish/BooBahTahTah/BoBah.md b/Gibberish/BooBahTahTah/BoBah.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..caf2bf163f --- /dev/null +++ b/Gibberish/BooBahTahTah/BoBah.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Bo Bah Bah Bah boo. Boop Doop do wap pa dap. De De De da do. +From da la fram, cram de la cram. Hip hop de pop. +Trip tra da la tralalala, "enter if you dare". No la +compra a la buscara en la entuentra con el avión. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Gibberish/Gibberish.md b/Gibberish/Gibberish.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd18248021 --- /dev/null +++ b/Gibberish/Gibberish.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +ksdjbsdbsdkjlcbksbdb sck sdkcj bdckjsc dksdbckbdc +ksdbcksbdkjc cbskbckjbsdkcj wdc +dckjbkbdckjbskjdbckbf ww +djlsdbkjbsvdkjbkrjv ekrjberkjdber rekbvekjbre kbe +kdjsbvkjsbdvjks dweskbqwobqwdlkasnlsanb + +Wubble wubble boo boo + +kalsjdlfj +aklsdf +ahsldfhasljdfö +alksdjfö + +jibber jobber joober, gibberish is for goobers. +kdnavna knakdn knakdn ind faondf alkd fadk +blkajd asdglkjdsFH A SGLKAHSJD S sdflhjgaj dat goober. + +¿Cookies con la frrrechtara city poor [food](HorkPorkDork/horky.md)? + +Von tran the BARACHARAS dentro [flipflopfloooopers](BooBahTahTah/BoBah.md)? + +Integral(5x^3 - htan(x), dx) titila [MATHEMATICS](NiNi-sigh/NiNi.md)? + +[Hamana](Hamanana/hamana-hamana.md)? diff --git a/Gibberish/Hamanana/hamana-hamana.md b/Gibberish/Hamanana/hamana-hamana.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..68ef2efc7f --- /dev/null +++ b/Gibberish/Hamanana/hamana-hamana.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hamana hamana hamana, hamana hamana, hamana hamana. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Gibberish/HorkPorkDork/horky.md b/Gibberish/HorkPorkDork/horky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..45879defd0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Gibberish/HorkPorkDork/horky.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Horky Porky Dorky Senor Morky Dorky Porky McJorky Forty porty. +Gesundtite. +Monjamonjamonjamon! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Gibberish/NiNi-sigh/NiNi.md b/Gibberish/NiNi-sigh/NiNi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4305c422de --- /dev/null +++ b/Gibberish/NiNi-sigh/NiNi.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Nininah. Nininahnah. asdfjkl; asdfjkl; +Nininah. Ninininahnah. asdfjkl; asdfjkl; +Nininah. Nininininahnah. asdfjkl; asdfjkl; +This is what happens at graduate school. +Nininininininah. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Gujarati/DhoklaStellarFafda~/CS.md b/Gujarati/DhoklaStellarFafda~/CS.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a5105ea3a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Gujarati/DhoklaStellarFafda~/CS.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Are we rushing in or going sneaky beaky like... +go go go mf.. + +hu pan gujarati chu. + + + +ghar bhegta thaav[click here](../gujarati.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Gujarati/gujarati.md b/Gujarati/gujarati.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e18838fc11 --- /dev/null +++ b/Gujarati/gujarati.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +When object to be gained is sufficiently valued, +and efforts towards its attainment are persistently +followed without intermission, then the steadiness of mind is secured. + +A problem is achance for you to do your best. +Tha best way to predict the future is to create. + +Gujarati language is great. Lord Krishna spoke or led to it. Mahatma Gandhi spoke and wrote in it. + +ગુજરાતી ભાષાનાં પરાક્રમી સફરોમાં આપનું સ્વાગત છે. અગણીત સફરો માંથી તમે કયું પસંદ કરશો? +તમારી ખરી કસોટી શરુ થાય છે. તમને ખુબ શુભકામના. + +[ઉત્તરાયણમાં ખેંચ કે ઢીલ?](ઉત્તરાયણ/ઉત્તરાયણમાં ખેંચ કે ઢીલ.md) + +CS [go here](DhoklaStellarFafda~/CS.md) + +ટીપે ટીપે સરોવર બંધાય , કાંકરે કાંકરે પાડ બંધાય +This is my favourite Gujarati proverb copied from [here](http://gujarati-proverbs.tumblr.com/) + +જાગ્યા ત્યાંથી સવાર +Mine favourite(@ http://gujarati-proverbs.tumblr.com/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Gujarati/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217.md" "b/Gujarati/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a14937f9d2 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Gujarati/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217.md" @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +અમે ગુજરાતી લોકો છીએ. ધંધો કરી પણ લઈએ અને બીજાને ધંધે પણ લગાડી દઈએ. + +અમારી વિષે વધારે [જાણો](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gujarati_people) + +[રજનીકાંત vs નરેશ કનોડિયા] (નરેશ કનોડિયા/નરેશ કનોડિયા.md) + +જો બકા ગીટહબ હોય કે ફેસબુક હોય અમારો [બકો](http://beebom.com/2014/09/gujarati-jo-baka-posters) તો બધે પ્રખ્યાત છે. diff --git "a/Gujarati/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217/\340\252\250\340\252\260\340\253\207\340\252\266 \340\252\225\340\252\250\340\253\213\340\252\241\340\252\277\340\252\257\340\252\276/\340\252\250\340\252\260\340\253\207\340\252\266 \340\252\225\340\252\250\340\253\213\340\252\241\340\252\277\340\252\257\340\252\276.md" "b/Gujarati/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217/\340\252\250\340\252\260\340\253\207\340\252\266 \340\252\225\340\252\250\340\253\213\340\252\241\340\252\277\340\252\257\340\252\276/\340\252\250\340\252\260\340\253\207\340\252\266 \340\252\225\340\252\250\340\253\213\340\252\241\340\252\277\340\252\257\340\252\276.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..36b5536be3 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Gujarati/\340\252\205\340\252\256\340\253\207 \340\252\227\340\253\201\340\252\234\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\244\340\253\200 \340\252\262\340\253\213\340\252\225\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\200\340\252\217/\340\252\250\340\252\260\340\253\207\340\252\266 \340\252\225\340\252\250\340\253\213\340\252\241\340\252\277\340\252\257\340\252\276/\340\252\250\340\252\260\340\253\207\340\252\266 \340\252\225\340\252\250\340\253\213\340\252\241\340\252\277\340\252\257\340\252\276.md" @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +રજનીકાંત: “ફેસબુકમાં મારે ૧,૦૦,૦૦,૦૦૦થી પણ વધારે મિત્રો છે!” + +નરેશ કનોડિયા: “હવે વાયડીનો થા મા, એટલા તો મારે ઓર્કુટમાં હતા!” diff --git "a/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243\340\252\256\340\252\276\340\252\202 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\225\340\253\207 \340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262.md" "b/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243\340\252\256\340\252\276\340\252\202 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\225\340\253\207 \340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1f10fdd251 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243\340\252\256\340\252\276\340\252\202 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\225\340\253\207 \340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262.md" @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +ઉત્તરાયણનો સુંદર દિવસ છે. વાયરો વંટોળની જેમ વાયી રહ્યો છે. પતંગને ખાલી પકડી રાખવો પણ ભારે પડી રહ્યો છે. +અાજુ બાજુ પતંગોથી આસમાન ભરાઇ ગયું છે. બધા પતંગ કાપવા તમારી લાળ પડી રહી છે. +તમે કયી રીત અપનાવશો? + +- [ઢીલ](ખેંચ/ખેંચ ખેંચ ખેંચ ખેંચ... એ કાપ્યો છે.md) + +- [ખેંચ](ઢીલ/ઢીલ દે ઢીલ દે દે રે ભઇયા.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232/\340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232... \340\252\217 \340\252\225\340\252\276\340\252\252\340\253\215\340\252\257\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\207.md" "b/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232/\340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232... \340\252\217 \340\252\225\340\252\276\340\252\252\340\253\215\340\252\257\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\207.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..83692e6bb5 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232/\340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232 \340\252\226\340\253\207\340\252\202\340\252\232... \340\252\217 \340\252\225\340\252\276\340\252\252\340\253\215\340\252\257\340\253\213 \340\252\233\340\253\207.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +જોર પવનમાં ખુબ ખેંચ્યું. હાથમાં વાગ્યું પણ ખેંચવાનું ના મુક્યું. આખરે મેહનત રંગ લાવી. તમે કપ્યો છે ની જોેરથી બુમ પાડી. \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262/\340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\260\340\253\207 \340\252\255\340\252\207\340\252\257\340\252\276.md" "b/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262/\340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\260\340\253\207 \340\252\255\340\252\207\340\252\257\340\252\276.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a812acdf7 --- /dev/null +++ "b/Gujarati/\340\252\211\340\252\244\340\253\215\340\252\244\340\252\260\340\252\276\340\252\257\340\252\243/\340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262/\340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\242\340\253\200\340\252\262 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\246\340\253\207 \340\252\260\340\253\207 \340\252\255\340\252\207\340\252\257\340\252\276.md" @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +જોર પવનમાં ઢીલ દિધી. ભલે પતંગે છાશ પીધી. પતંગે બરાબરનો લીધો ભાર. બાજુ વાળા કાકાએ માની હાર. એ કાઇપો છે!!!!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Himalayan_Odyssey/HO.md b/Himalayan_Odyssey/HO.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..899cd82bfb --- /dev/null +++ b/Himalayan_Odyssey/HO.md @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +Dreams to Memories – Wisdom in Ladakh. +A ride to ladakh requires a lot of preparation and begins +with convincing folks back home and also at the office. +As a popular quote says “Four Wheels move the body and two wheels move the soul” +just riding 2500 Kms in 15 days was not the only objective +of the dream I had for some time now. +It was also to ensure that there is enough learning from the ride to be taken +back home and be a better human being apart from being a better rider. +The ride on a RE to ladakh was in preparation for almost 3 years +and as Kabir said “Slowly slowly O mind... +Everything in own pace happens, Gardner may water a hundred buckets... +Fruit arrives only in its season”, +and happen to participate this July on the ride with ~70 other riders. +The ride included a lot of scenic beauty, +the challenge of riding on various kinds of surface gravels, +slush, watercrossing, sand and tarmac included, +mental and physical challenge. +One of the first ritual of the day was briefing which included the route, +regroup point, road situation, mistakes committed by other riders and challenges. +One thing every rider was keen to listen during briefing was Riding Tips. +These were not just the tips for the ride of the day but +for the entire journey and was expected to be taken back home +and apply when you ride anytime and anywhere. +Every person’s life is a journey and we come across various challenges +and paths which we have to cross and move ahead. +The tips do have hidden meaning which I happen to think during +the ride as to how this can benefit our daily life + diff --git a/Italian/aiuto/aiuto.md b/Italian/aiuto/aiuto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..683038da74 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/aiuto/aiuto.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Benvenuto straniero, risponde una voce da sotto il letto!. Come posso aiutarti? + +[Dove mi trovo](dove/dove.md) + +[Chi sei](chi/chi.md) + +[Come esco da qui](uscita/uscita.md) + +[Ho Fame] (ho_fame/ho_fame.md) diff --git a/Italian/aiuto/chi/chi.md b/Italian/aiuto/chi/chi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5162292f65 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/aiuto/chi/chi.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Sono il supporto tecnico della tua mente. Faccio parte di un programma speciale creato per carpire i + +segreti della mente umana. + +Mi sà tanto che devo smettere di bere, [Buonanotte!](../../caramelle.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/aiuto/dove/dove.md b/Italian/aiuto/dove/dove.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..98621736d0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/aiuto/dove/dove.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Sei all'interno della tua mente, in realta stai ancora dormendo. Non cercare di svegliarti non ci riusciresti! + +[Perchè sono qui](fine/fine.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/aiuto/dove/fine/fine.md b/Italian/aiuto/dove/fine/fine.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6614f85794 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/aiuto/dove/fine/fine.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Perchè hai deciso di sottoporti ad un nuovo esperimento segreto che cerca di svelare i segreti della mente. + +La tua mente non è ancora pronta, devi cercare di riaddomentarti. + +[Ti riaddormenti](../../../caramelle.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/aiuto/ho_fame/ho_fame.md b/Italian/aiuto/ho_fame/ho_fame.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0c7fa6c93c --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/aiuto/ho_fame/ho_fame.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +L'uomo sotto al letto si butta dalla finestra + +ma mentre se ne va ti mostra la via per trovare cibo + +[Spuntini] (../../spuntini/spuntini.md) diff --git a/Italian/aiuto/uscita/uscita.md b/Italian/aiuto/uscita/uscita.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f9d88750a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/aiuto/uscita/uscita.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +In realtà non si esce da questo posto, ci si può solo entrare \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/alice/alice.md b/Italian/alice/alice.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d3d4801a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/alice/alice.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +La chiamo... +Le dico che mi trovo in una strana stanza... +Lei mi dice che ha una soluzione... +Ha avuto un deja vu... +Anche lei, un giorno, si è trovata in una strana stanza... +C'era una piccola bottiglia sul tavolo, mi dice... +Con su scritto bevimi... +L'ha bevuta e la via di uscita ha trovato. diff --git a/Italian/antonio_conte/antonio.md b/Italian/antonio_conte/antonio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fb93f7d087 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/antonio_conte/antonio.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +TELEFONATA AD ANTONIO CONTE (A.C.) + +Io: We, Mister! Come andiamo? Mi sono svegliato in una +[stanza molto strana](http://giphy.com/gifs/uy4zM12rn3oaY). +Che cosa devo fare? + +A.C.: Esci, esci - meglio cosi! +[immagine di supporto](http://giphy.com/gifs/sporzaredactie-euro2016-italia-sporza-26BoCA9sGwKqelZra) + +Io: Ma mister, sembra ci siano +[belle ragazze](http://giphy.com/gifs/dancing-dance-SioZIrQsuN36E)... + +A.C.: ... [clicca qui va'...](http://giphy.com/gifs/sporzaredactie-euro2016-italia-sporza-l41YiaHYCcSwrZGBq) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/ascoltare/profumato.md b/Italian/ascoltare/profumato.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dc4a8acda9 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/ascoltare/profumato.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Parto e ascolto il programma più profumato d'Italia [Tutto Esaurito!] (http://www.105.net/sezioni/651/tutto-esaurito) + +A colaccccioneeee! +zanzara rules \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/canto/canto.md b/Italian/canto/canto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..018b1cf738 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/canto/canto.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Sento improvvisamente una irrefrenabile voglia di cantare toto cutugno. +"Voglio andare a vivere in campagna, +sotto la rugiada che mi bagnaaaa" diff --git a/Italian/caramelle.md b/Italian/caramelle.md index 095ce734c3..b79b46a702 100644 --- a/Italian/caramelle.md +++ b/Italian/caramelle.md @@ -10,3 +10,29 @@ Che fai? [Mi guardo intorno](guardare/guarda.md) [Mi conto le dita per vedere se sono veramente sveglio](verifica/verifica.md) + +[Cerco aiuto ulrando c'è qualcuno?](aiuto/aiuto.md) + +[Cerco qualcosa per fare colazione](colazione/colazione.md) + +[Spuntini] (spuntini/spuntini.md) + +[Alice non abita più qui] (alice/alice.md) + +[Cerco un computer] (giocare/computer.md) + +[Passeggiare] (passeggiare/passeggiare.md) + +[Salgo in macchina] (ascoltare/profumato.md) + +[Telefono ad Antonio Conte](antonio_conte/antonio.md) + +[Lavorare](lavorare/lavorare.md) + +[Accendo la luce](luce/luce.md) + +[Cerco lo smartphone] (smartphone/smartphone.md) + +[Canto](canto/canto.md) + +[Guardo l'orologio](orologio/orologio.md) diff --git a/Italian/colazione/colazione.md b/Italian/colazione/colazione.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f0238a3af --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/colazione/colazione.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +[Si mangia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sN6opoE0iZk) + +Si esce a prendere il tram + +[prendi dei sonniferi] (../domire/sogno-strano.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/finestra/apri.md b/Italian/finestra/apri.md index 1b206c4a6b..e905e1b8ea 100644 --- a/Italian/finestra/apri.md +++ b/Italian/finestra/apri.md @@ -1,5 +1,9 @@ -Ti appare un paesaggio fiabesco +Ti appare un paesaggio fiabesco, + +noti subito un tappeto volante che + +staziona ad una ventina di metri da te e in lontananza sullo sfondo scorgi un gigantesco T-rex @@ -11,3 +15,6 @@ Come reagisci? [Torni a dormire](../caramelle.md) +[Crei una bambola voodoo per addomesticarlo](tour/tour.md) + +[Attiri il tappeto] (attira-il-tappeto/attira-il-tappeto.md) diff --git a/Italian/finestra/attira-il-tappeto/attira-il-tappeto.md b/Italian/finestra/attira-il-tappeto/attira-il-tappeto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5b31566332 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/finestra/attira-il-tappeto/attira-il-tappeto.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Chiami il tappeto per provare ad usarlo come mezzo di trasporto. +Il tappeto reagisce ai tuoi richiami ma non si avvicina a sufficienza per poterci salire. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/finestra/cadi/cadi.md b/Italian/finestra/cadi/cadi.md index 7b7b471d6a..00ef173e5d 100644 --- a/Italian/finestra/cadi/cadi.md +++ b/Italian/finestra/cadi/cadi.md @@ -2,4 +2,8 @@ Ti stai calando dalla finestra, quando la fune si spezza e precipiti nel vuoto Per fortuna sotto di te si trova un gigantesco Marshmellow che attutisce la tua caduta -Ma attento perch il Tirannosauro si sta avvicinando! \ No newline at end of file +Ma attento perch il Tirannosauro si sta avvicinando! + +[Crei una bambola voodoo per addomesticarlo](../tour/tour.md) + +[Corri verso il tappeto volante](tappeto-volante/tappeto-volante.md) diff --git a/Italian/finestra/cadi/tappeto-volante/sopra-t-rex/sopra-t-rex.md b/Italian/finestra/cadi/tappeto-volante/sopra-t-rex/sopra-t-rex.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..500af64cce --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/finestra/cadi/tappeto-volante/sopra-t-rex/sopra-t-rex.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Vedi il possente animale ruggire verso di te... + +...quindi sorridi al lucertolone e viri col tappeto verso +il Marshmellow gigante, che si rivela una colazione molto piu gradita di te. +Il t-rex ti saluta mentre tu ti allontani verso una montagna che si staglia +all'orizzonte. diff --git a/Italian/finestra/cadi/tappeto-volante/tappeto-volante.md b/Italian/finestra/cadi/tappeto-volante/tappeto-volante.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..048b873d8b --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/finestra/cadi/tappeto-volante/tappeto-volante.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Corri a più non posso e raggiungi il tappeto volante appena in tempo... + +Il tappeto si alza in volo + +[Ti dirigi sopra il T-Rex](sopra-t-rex/sopra-t-rex.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/finestra/mangiato/mangiato.md b/Italian/finestra/mangiato/mangiato.md index 410b282268..8304bb9767 100644 --- a/Italian/finestra/mangiato/mangiato.md +++ b/Italian/finestra/mangiato/mangiato.md @@ -1,3 +1,10 @@ Mentre fai la foto ti accorgi che il Tirannosauro si muove nella tua direzione -Non fai tempo a spostarti e il tirannosauro ti mangia in un sol boccone! \ No newline at end of file +Non fai tempo a spostarti e il tirannosauro ti mangia in un sol boccone! + +Per tua fortuna il Tirannosauro, frutto di un esperimento del Jurassic Park™, + +è erbivoro. Quando si accorge della presenza di carne umana nella sua bocca, + +ti sputa contro un tronco. + diff --git a/Italian/finestra/tour/tour.md b/Italian/finestra/tour/tour.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bbce389c0d --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/finestra/tour/tour.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Con le tue tecniche di manipolazione mentale e la bambola voodoo riesci a domare il T-Rex, lo fai venire verso di te + +Ci salti su e vai alla scoperta di questo mondo fiabesco in cui sei capitato + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/giocare/computer.md b/Italian/giocare/computer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..169563220b --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/giocare/computer.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Vabb alla fine scialla, partitozzo a League of Legends. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/guardare/guarda.md b/Italian/guardare/guarda.md index 9c6134b246..4a9738f5cd 100644 --- a/Italian/guardare/guarda.md +++ b/Italian/guardare/guarda.md @@ -3,7 +3,7 @@ i funghi "speciali" che ho mangiato ieri in realtà erano allucinogeni. Non avresti dovuto fidarti di quella ragazza conosciuta alla festa. -Hai pochi, confusi ricordi di quello che è successo. Con la test che gira per l'intossicazione, provi ad alzarti. +Hai pochi, confusi ricordi di quello che è successo. Con la testa che gira per l'intossicazione, provi ad alzarti. Le gambe ti reggono a malapena e, in pochi difficili passi, riesci a raggiungere la libreria che sta di fronte al letto. Sugli scaffali trovi solo vecchi libri di leggende francesi e alcune fotografie sbiadite. @@ -11,3 +11,5 @@ Sugli scaffali trovi solo vecchi libri di leggende francesi e alcune fotografie [Esamini le fotografie, sperando di riconoscere qualcuno](vecchie-fotografie/vecchie-fotografie.md) [Sfogli i libri, in cerca di qualche indizio](libri-francesi/libri-francesi.md) + +[Ti manca l'aria, apri la finestra](../finestra/apri.md) diff --git a/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/colazione/colazione.md b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/colazione/colazione.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fbbaccb57f --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/colazione/colazione.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Decidi dunque di scoprire da dove possa provenire quel profumino + +che ti ha fatto ricordare che è ora di colazione diff --git a/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/libri-francesi.md b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/libri-francesi.md index c90aec2b08..d71aacb741 100644 --- a/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/libri-francesi.md +++ b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/libri-francesi.md @@ -10,3 +10,5 @@ dei bambini pipistrello". [Lasci perdere i libri e decidi di esaminare le fotografie](../vecchie-fotografie/vecchie-fotografie.md) [Prendi il libro](./prendere-il-libro/prendere-il-libro.md) + +[Hai fame... Colazione](colazione/colazione.md) diff --git a/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/porta/cerchi-torcia/cerchi-torcia.md b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/porta/cerchi-torcia/cerchi-torcia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5b67d8930b --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/porta/cerchi-torcia/cerchi-torcia.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Non trovi di meglio che una vecchia candela in un cassetto, ma niente con cui accenderla. diff --git a/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/porta/porta.md b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/porta/porta.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3012b3c42c --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/porta/porta.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Con cautela apri lentamente la porta, e restando sulla soglia cerchi di vedere +qualcosa nell'oscurita'. La luce proveniente dalla stanza e' appena sufficiente +ad illuminare degli scalini di pietra che discendono chissa' dove. Un lontano +rumore di macchinari di qualche tipo si sente in distanza. + +Decidi sia meglio trovare una torcia elettrica o una candela prima +d'avventurarsi. + +[Chiudi la porta e torni ad osservare la stanza](../../libri-francesi.md) + +[Cerchi una torcia elettrica] (cerchi-torcia/cerchi-torcia.md) diff --git a/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/prendere-il-libro.md b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/prendere-il-libro.md index 989498ae4b..eeeb21d826 100644 --- a/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/prendere-il-libro.md +++ b/Italian/guardare/libri-francesi/prendere-il-libro/prendere-il-libro.md @@ -9,3 +9,5 @@ che non lascia intravedere niente se non una fitta oscurità. [Torno a dormire](../../../domire/sogno-strano.md) [Apro la finestra](../../../finestra/apri.md) + +[Apro la porta](porta/porta.md) diff --git a/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/girare_foto/messaggio.md b/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/girare_foto/messaggio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0916c83bac --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/girare_foto/messaggio.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Giri le fotografie e dietro ad una trovi uno +strano messaggio in parte cancellato dal tempo. + +La fotografia ritrae una famiglia numerosa. +Tutti i volti sono ben visibili ad eccezione di quello +di una giovane ragazza che è stato bruciato. + +Il messaggio dietro la fotografia è il seguente: +"Sei sulla buona strada..." + +Giri nuovamente la fotografia e la guardi meglio. diff --git a/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/uscita_stanza/uscita_stanza.md b/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/uscita_stanza/uscita_stanza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac56527461 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/uscita_stanza/uscita_stanza.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Esci dalla stanza e ti inoltri per uno strano corridoio... diff --git a/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/vecchie-fotografie.md b/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/vecchie-fotografie.md index ea33c5dfdc..cf4f41d95b 100644 --- a/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/vecchie-fotografie.md +++ b/Italian/guardare/vecchie-fotografie/vecchie-fotografie.md @@ -5,3 +5,11 @@ Sembrano fotografie scattate negli anni 50, almeno a giudicare dall'abbigliament Vi sono uomini e donne di diversa età, e in alcune immagini, inspiegabilmente, vi sono delle bruciature sul viso di alcune persone. + +Ti chied chi siano queste persone e cosa c'entrino con la strana avventura che stai vivendo. Per scoprirlo puoi: + +[Girare le fotografie per vedere se c'è scritto un messaggio] (girare_foto/messaggio.md) + +[cercare aiuto nei libri presenti sulla biblioteca] (../libri-francesi/libri-francesi.md) + +[esci dalla stanza per cercare aiuto] (uscita_stanza/uscita_stanza.md) diff --git a/Italian/lavorare/cazzeggiare/cazzeggiare.md b/Italian/lavorare/cazzeggiare/cazzeggiare.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..349fae4df0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/lavorare/cazzeggiare/cazzeggiare.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Noooo è meglio guardare !](../../guardare/guarda.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/lavorare/lavorare.md b/Italian/lavorare/lavorare.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..87747b2112 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/lavorare/lavorare.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ma siamo sicuri di aver voglia di lavorare ? +[O è meglio cazzeggiare ?](cazzeggiare/cazzeggiare.md) diff --git a/Italian/luce/luce.md b/Italian/luce/luce.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..37bbc4fc46 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/luce/luce.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Allungo la mano alla ricerca di un interruttore. diff --git a/Italian/orologio/orologio.md b/Italian/orologio/orologio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..36069560d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/orologio/orologio.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Guardo l'orologio per capire se +è giorno o notte. diff --git a/Italian/passeggiare/passeggiare.md b/Italian/passeggiare/passeggiare.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0afacfaa3f --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/passeggiare/passeggiare.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Vado molto di fretta, +penso di prendere l'auto, +poi comincio a cammirare avvicinandomi al garage, +lo sorpasso, continuo a camminare, non mi fermo più. +Che bella passeggiata. diff --git a/Italian/scappare/barba/barba.md b/Italian/scappare/barba/barba.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dbc4eec671 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/barba/barba.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Non importano le circostanze, per te rimanere impeccabile anche nelle situazioni più avverse è fondamentale. + +Ma senza dopobarba non è piacevole. diff --git a/Italian/scappare/cercare-uscita.md b/Italian/scappare/cercare-uscita.md index 8e2e4aaae9..0f8182e7bf 100644 --- a/Italian/scappare/cercare-uscita.md +++ b/Italian/scappare/cercare-uscita.md @@ -5,4 +5,10 @@ Inciampi in una bottiglia rotta a metà, e ci sono vetri ovunque. [Cerchi una scopa](cerca/cerca-scopa.md) -[Ti arrabbi perchè il tappeto è sporco](arrabbi/arrabbi.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Ti arrabbi perchè il tappeto è sporco](arrabbi/arrabbi.md) + +[Approfitti del vetro più tagliente per farti la barba](barba/barba.md) + +[Fra i vetri rotti scopri un oggetto](scopri-oggetto/scopri-oggetto.md) + +[Provi a ripararla] (riparare/ripari.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/scappare/raccogli/cerotto/cerotto.md b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/cerotto/cerotto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..52b93c37c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/cerotto/cerotto.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Ti guardi in giro per cercare un cerotto, dovrebbe essercene uno nel cassetto. +Poi ti ricordi che non sei nella tua stanza. + +[Scegli un'altra opzione] (../raccogli.md) diff --git a/Italian/scappare/raccogli/piangi/piangi.md b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/piangi/piangi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e991c28ec3 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/piangi/piangi.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Ti butti sul pavimento e inizi a piangere in preda agli spasmi per il dolore. +Purtroppo nel farlo ti dimentichi che il pavimento è pieno di vetri rotti, +che ti provocano una serie di ferite gravi. Anzi, mortali. diff --git a/Italian/scappare/raccogli/raccogli.md b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/raccogli.md index b1fb8ea394..5a91aac00e 100644 --- a/Italian/scappare/raccogli/raccogli.md +++ b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/raccogli.md @@ -1 +1,9 @@ Raccogli i pezzi di vetro, ma ti ferisci una mano. + +[Cerchi un cerotto] (cerotto/cerotto.md) + +[Stringi i denti e resisti al dolore] (resisti/resisti.md) + +[Ti butti sul pavimento piangendo dal dolore] (piangi/piangi.md) + +[Torni a dormire](../../caramelle.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/scappare/raccogli/resisti/resisti-ancora/resisti-ancora.md b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/resisti/resisti-ancora/resisti-ancora.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fcb304b39b --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/resisti/resisti-ancora/resisti-ancora.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Continui a resistere, mentre il sangue continua a scorrere. Senti che i sensi ti stanno +abbandonando, la vista si offusca. Cadi a terra e muori dissanguato. +L'ultima cosa che vedi è il soffitto della stanza che si espande a dismisura fino ad inghiottire tutto quanto. diff --git a/Italian/scappare/raccogli/resisti/resisti.md b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/resisti/resisti.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e9a2b70d84 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/raccogli/resisti/resisti.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Stringi i denti e cerchi di resistere al dolore. Tu sei forte. Puoi farcela. +Cosa vuoi che sia una piccola ferita? Hai passato di peggio. Ehi, sanguina +sempre di più. Non si ferma. Aiuto. Panico. + +[Inizi ad andare nel panico e ti butti a terra piangendo] (../piangi/piangi.md) + +[Resisti ancora] (resisti-ancora/resisti-ancora.md) diff --git a/Italian/scappare/riparare/ripari.md b/Italian/scappare/riparare/ripari.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..edd568d6a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/riparare/ripari.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +La tua indole da Bob-Aggiustatutto ti porta a cercare di riparare la bottiglia. diff --git a/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/controlla-stanza/cerca-passaggio/cerca-passaggio.md b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/controlla-stanza/cerca-passaggio/cerca-passaggio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..61d6d88c6b --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/controlla-stanza/cerca-passaggio/cerca-passaggio.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Inizi a rovesciare nervosamente e disperatamente tutti i libri cercando una via d'uscita nella libreria. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/controlla-stanza/controlla-stanza.md b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/controlla-stanza/controlla-stanza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..067ed6b102 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/controlla-stanza/controlla-stanza.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Mentre ti volti verso la parete opposta, che ospita una libreria piena di volumi antichi, +noti con inquietudine che la stanza è priva di finestre. +Non c'è traccia di porte: la consapevolezza di essere in trappola si fa strada nei tuoi pensieri. + +[Rovesci tutti i libri cercando un passaggio segreto](cerca-passaggio/cerca-passaggio.md) diff --git a/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-fogli/apri-cassetto/apri-cassetto.md b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-fogli/apri-cassetto/apri-cassetto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..84b29a1786 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-fogli/apri-cassetto/apri-cassetto.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Inserisci l'oggetto triangolare nella fessura del cassetto, che si apre. diff --git a/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-fogli/esamina-fogli.md b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-fogli/esamina-fogli.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..77be997a9d --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-fogli/esamina-fogli.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +I fogli sono tutti bianchi. +Mentre osservi la scrivania noti un cassetto. +Curiosamente, al posto della maniglia è presente solo un intaglio di forma triangolare. + +[Inserisci l'oggetto triangolare nella fessura del cassetto](apri-cassetto/apri-cassetto.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-stanza.md b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-stanza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5908ae8184 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/esamina-stanza/esamina-stanza.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +La stanza intorno a te ha pareti di pietra che ricordano quelle di un antico castello. +Vicino al letto noti una scrivania di legno con alcuni fogli sparsi su di essa. + +[Esamini i fogli sulla scrivania](esamina-fogli/esamina-fogli.md) + +[Osservi il resto della stanza](controlla-stanza/controlla-stanza.md) diff --git a/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/scopri-oggetto.md b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/scopri-oggetto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9dcbc9ed77 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/scappare/scopri-oggetto/scopri-oggetto.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Fra i vetri rotti scopri un piccolo oggetto di forma triangolare, sembra +anch'esso essere fatto di vetro. Ti avvicini e noti che all'interno c'e' +una sfera dorata che emana una luce soffusa e pulsante. + +[Ti guardi intorno e cerchi di capire dove ti trovi](esamina-stanza/esamina-stanza.md) diff --git a/Italian/smartphone/facebook/facebook.md b/Italian/smartphone/facebook/facebook.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f00589d371 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/smartphone/facebook/facebook.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Accidenti! +Ho un milione di amici ma non riconosco nessuno. + +La situazione non è delle più rosee, ma devi pur far qualcosa, quindi decidi di + +contattare [un amico a caso](qualsiasi/qualsiasi.md) + +contattare [il primo amico nella lista](primo/primo.md) diff --git a/Italian/smartphone/facebook/primo/primo.md b/Italian/smartphone/facebook/primo/primo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4e12f58557 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/smartphone/facebook/primo/primo.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Ciao, scusa se ti disturbo, ma ti ricordi di me? + +Caspita, ma tutti a me mi dovete capitare? Soltanto perché il mio nome comincia per A ed è il primo della lista +vi sentite autorizzati a rompermi le scatole? +Si può sapere chi sei, e soprattutto che vuoi da me? + +Chi sono? Bella domanda... in realtà io mi stavo chiedendo dove sono, ma ora che mi ci fai pensare, non mi ricordo +nemmeno chi sono!!! diff --git a/Italian/smartphone/facebook/qualsiasi/qualsiasi.md b/Italian/smartphone/facebook/qualsiasi/qualsiasi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec7f64f105 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/smartphone/facebook/qualsiasi/qualsiasi.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Ciao, scusami se ti disturbo, ma ti ricordi di me? + +Certo che sì, e l'ultima volta che ci siamo parlati, mi pare di averti detto di non volerti più +vedere nemmeno in fotografia! +Si può sapere che vuoi ancora? + +Ehm, scusami, devo aver perduto la memoria... nemmeno mi ricordo di te... comunque sono nei guai +e avrei bisogno d'aiuto... diff --git a/Italian/smartphone/instagram/instagram.md b/Italian/smartphone/instagram/instagram.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e268fe1ddf --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/smartphone/instagram/instagram.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Provo a fotografare la stanza ma ottengo solo un selfie immerso nella nebbia. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/smartphone/smartphone.md b/Italian/smartphone/smartphone.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8afb35f746 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/smartphone/smartphone.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Frugo nelle tasche e trovo il mio telefono. +Ma stranamente elastico e risponde al tocco molto a modo suo. +Cerco disperatamente di accedere al GPS ma non ottengo nessuna risposta. +Allora vince il riflesso condizionato e penso a quale social mi potrebbe essere pi utile nell'occasione. + +Scelgo [Facebook](facebook/facebook.md) + +Scelgo [Instagram](instagram/instagram.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/spuntini/spuntini.md b/Italian/spuntini/spuntini.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..46ea7b6467 --- /dev/null +++ b/Italian/spuntini/spuntini.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Vado alle macchinette +Non ho soldi sulla chiavetta +Torno a prendere soldi +Carico +Scelgo +Cade +Si ferma a meta' +Bestiemmio cordialmente +Torno alla postazione e scrivo questo \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Italian/verifica/verifica.md b/Italian/verifica/verifica.md index 465111fe27..90f561d386 100644 --- a/Italian/verifica/verifica.md +++ b/Italian/verifica/verifica.md @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ -Mi conti le dita, e la prima volta sono 12, +Mi conto le dita, e la prima volta sono 12, la seconda volta sono 7, la terza sono 4, -mi rendo conto che stai dormendo, ma per +mi rendo conto che stao dormendo, ma per la gioia di sapermi in un sogno, mi sveglio, -stavolta nella tua stanza. +stavolta nella mia stanza. diff --git a/Malayalam/boy/life.md b/Malayalam/boy/life.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b4c18cb19d --- /dev/null +++ b/Malayalam/boy/life.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +ജയ്സണ്‍ +ഈ കുട്ടിയുടെ പേര്? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Malayalam/malayalam.md b/Malayalam/malayalam.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..02d1d5123e --- /dev/null +++ b/Malayalam/malayalam.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +ഞാൻ ഒരു മലയാളി. ഒരു സാഹസിക യാത്രയുടെ തുടക്കം. + +ഇത് ഒരു നല്ല [കുട്ടിയുടെ](boy/life.md) കഥയാണ് + +ആ കുട്ടിയുടെ പേരാണു ടിന്റു മോൻ + +ടിന്റു മോൻ മിടുമിടുക്കനായിരുന്നു + +ശശിയുടെ [പ്ലിംഗ്](sasi/pling.md) കഥ + +ടിന്റുമോന്റെ ചങ്ങതിആയിരുന്നു ശശി + +[ശശി] (../english/tintumon-mallu/tintu-main.md) + +[ടിന്റുവും മാഷും] (../Malayalam/tintu/tintu-teacher.md) + diff --git a/Malayalam/sasi/pling.md b/Malayalam/sasi/pling.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f27dc8312 --- /dev/null +++ b/Malayalam/sasi/pling.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +പ്ലിംഗ് എന്നാൽ ചമ്മുക , അല്ലാതെ എന്ത് . ചുരുക്കി പറഞ്ഞാൽ ശശി എന്ന് നാമമുള്ളവൻ എന്നും പ്ലിങ്ങും diff --git a/Malayalam/tintu/tintu-teacher.md b/Malayalam/tintu/tintu-teacher.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9ceb1c48d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/Malayalam/tintu/tintu-teacher.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ + +മാഷ്‌ : കരയിലും വെള്ളത്തിലും ജീവിക്കുന്ന 5 ജീവികളുടെ പേര് പറയൂ. +ടിന്‍റു : 2 ആമ, 3 തവള \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Marathi/ganesh/ganeshotsav.md b/Marathi/ganesh/ganeshotsav.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ca8065cb7c --- /dev/null +++ b/Marathi/ganesh/ganeshotsav.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +मंगलमुर्ती मोरया ! पुढच्या वर्षी लवकर या ! + +जय गजानन ! श्री गजानन ! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Marathi/marathi.md b/Marathi/marathi.md index ce8f325d59..170084598a 100644 --- a/Marathi/marathi.md +++ b/Marathi/marathi.md @@ -1,2 +1,14 @@ मराठी विश्वात आपले स्वागत आहे -चार प्राइवेट ड्राइव पत्त्यावर राहणार्‍या श्री. आणि सौ. डर्सलीना आपण सामान्य असल्याचा अतिशय अभिमान होता. \ No newline at end of file +चार प्राइवेट ड्राइव पत्त्यावर राहणार्‍या श्री. आणि सौ. डर्सलीना आपण सामान्य असल्याचा अतिशय अभिमान होता. +गणपती उत्सवात आपले हार्दिक स्वागत. +मराठी विश्व खुप सुंदर आहे. +मी मराठी असल्याचा मला अभिमान आहे. + +mazi story [ethe](mi_marathi/mi_marathi.md)ahe. + +Want to meet Maharashtrians in Seattle? Go [here](seattle/seattle.md) + +पुण्यामध्ये [गणेशोत्सव](ganesh/ganeshotsav.md) खूप उत्साहात साजरा झाला ! सगळ्यांचे आभार ! + +डरसली ने पुण्याच्या सगळ्या हॉस्पिटल ना मोदक बनवून पाठवण्याचा दर वर्षीचा कार्यक्रम चालू केला. +पाच किलो तांदळाची पिठी, १० नारळ, २ गुळाच्या ढेपा, एक किलो वेलची. diff --git a/Marathi/mi_marathi/mi_marathi.md b/Marathi/mi_marathi/mi_marathi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dfcf72b00e --- /dev/null +++ b/Marathi/mi_marathi/mi_marathi.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Mala khup anand zala marathi folder baghun. +Dhyanawad mitra +Marathi news wachanyasathi [ethe](http://mimarathi.in/) kara. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Marathi/seattle/seattle.md b/Marathi/seattle/seattle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7d310e099d --- /dev/null +++ b/Marathi/seattle/seattle.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Enter](http://www.seattlemm.org/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Philippines/bago/bago.md b/Philippines/bago/bago.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f357baa0a --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/bago/bago.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Dito nag-uumpisa ang iyong daan tungo sa pagbabago. + +Isang [hakbang] (hakbang/hakbang.md) tungo sa pagbabago. + +Bumalik sa Udacity para mag-aral o kaya bumalik sa [umpisa] (../salamat.md) diff --git a/Philippines/bago/hakbang/hakbang.md b/Philippines/bago/hakbang/hakbang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..628ae93cdc --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/bago/hakbang/hakbang.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Ito ang una mong hakbang tungo sa pagbabago. + +Sa Mayo, bumoto. Bumoto ng wais. + +*nang + +Kahit anong gawin mo, magbabago ka. + +Kung ayaw mo, bumalik sa Udacity para mag-aral o kaya bumalik sa [umpisa] (../../salamat.md) diff --git a/Philippines/bagong simula/bagong_simula.md b/Philippines/bagong simula/bagong_simula.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..596992cf95 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/bagong simula/bagong_simula.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Nagdesisyon kang buksan ang pinto. +Inikot mo ang hawakan at itinulak paloob ang pinto hanggang magkaron ng puwang +para ika'y makadaan. Sa iyong pag-pasok, sinubukan mong hanapin ang pindutan ng +ilaw ngunit di mo ito makapa. + +Ipagpatuloy maghanap ng [pindutan ng ilaw](ipis/ipis.md). + +[Magsimula muli] (../salamat.md) + diff --git a/Philippines/bagong simula/ipis/durog/durog.md b/Philippines/bagong simula/ipis/durog/durog.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8b9f71c3fe --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/bagong simula/ipis/durog/durog.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Napagdesisyunan mong durugin ang ipis ngunit habang papalapit ang iyong paa sa ipis +ay bumubuka naman ang likod nito, tila papalabas ang pakpak. Pumasok agad sayong isip na +lilipad ito at mag ttransform bilang si Ipis Man. + +[Bilisan ang pag durog sa ipis](http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/60000/velka/cockroach.jpg). + +[kumaripas palabas ng kwarto] (../../../salamat.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Philippines/bagong simula/ipis/ipis.md b/Philippines/bagong simula/ipis/ipis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..67ba26070a --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/bagong simula/ipis/ipis.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Nagpatuloy ka sa paghanap ng pindutan at nang ito'y iyong nahanap, agad mo itong +pinindot. Nabulag ka saglit sa liwanag ng nag-iisang bumbilya at inangat mo ang +iyong kamay pra subukang takpan ang iyong mata. Sa pag angat mo ng kamay mo, +napansin mong may kakaibang hugis na mistulang nakadikit sa iyong palad. +Sa puntong iyon, nalaman mo na hindi lang ikaw na nasa loob ng kwarto. + +Subukang [durugin ang ipis](http://www.publicdomainpictures.net/pictures/60000/velka/cockroach.jpg). + +[Tapakan ang ipis habang nag iisip](durog/durog.md) + +Tigtigin ang kamay para maalis ang ipis at [kumaripas pabalas ng kwarto] (../../salamat.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Philippines/bob-ong/bob-ong.md b/Philippines/bob-ong/bob-ong.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e72eb99b40 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/bob-ong/bob-ong.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +Ano ang unang libro ni Bob Ong ang nabasa mo? +1. ABNKKBSNPLAKo?! (Mga Kwentong Chalk ni Bob Ong) +2. Macarthur +3. Stainless Longganisa +4. Alamat ng Gubat +5. Bakit Baliktad Magbasa Ng Libro Ang Mga Pilipino? + +Bakit mo binasa ang libro ni Bob Ong? +1. Dahil siya ay dating web developer +2. May nagpahiram sa iyo ng libro +3. Na engganyo kang basahin dahil "uso" +4. Wala lang + +Sino ang mas paborito mo si Bob Ong o Jericho Rosales? + +Nahilo ka na ba? Sige ito ang gamot [gamot] (../salamat.md) sa hilo. diff --git a/Philippines/duterte/duterte.md b/Philippines/duterte/duterte.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f552170beb --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/duterte/duterte.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Tumatak sa kasaysayan ng Pilipinas ang pagkapanalo ni Duterte bilang Pangulo +sa kadahilanang sya ang kauna unahang pangulo na galing Mindanao. Siya ay +nailuklok sa pwesto noong June 30, 2016. + +Ayaw ko nang sundan ang kwento ni Duterte. [Lumabas] (../salamat.md) diff --git a/Philippines/joke/joke.md b/Philippines/joke/joke.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d4d7992073 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/joke/joke.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Pare 1: anong hayop ang walang gilagid? +Pare 2: ano? +Pare 1: eh di langgam (lang-gums) +-acheche- \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Philippines/kain/kain.md b/Philippines/kain/kain.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..76fa01cd05 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/kain/kain.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Tara kain tayo ng pizza at fries, masarap ito eh ! +Inom din tayo ng beer ! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Philippines/kanta/minsan.md b/Philippines/kanta/minsan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb2ba2de04 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/kanta/minsan.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +minsan sa may kalayaan tayo'y nagkatagpuan +may mga sariling gimik at kanya-kanyang hangad sa buhay \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Philippines/meow/meow.md b/Philippines/meow/meow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f07db54d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/meow/meow.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +meow meow meow meow meow meow meow? +meow meow meow. +meow! +meow meow... [MEWO!](../salamat.md) diff --git a/Philippines/movie/movie.md b/Philippines/movie/movie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b75915a6ef --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/movie/movie.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Mamili: + +Manood ng captain america. + +Manood ng avengers. + +Nagbago ng isip at bumalik sa [choices] (../salamat.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Philippines/mulat/mulat.md b/Philippines/mulat/mulat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cdb025f480 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/mulat/mulat.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Para sa mga pagbabagong nagaganap sa ating bayan, + +Na minsa'y hindi na namamalayan + +Kapwa Pilipino na ang mga naglalaban-laban + +Nakalimutan na ba natin ang ating bayan? + +Tandaan, itatak sa ating ulo + +Ang tanging kakampi ng Pilipino ay kapwa Pilipino + +Anumang desisyon natin para sa bayang ito + +Ang makikinabang at maghihirap ay walang iba kundi tayo + +[Salamat.](../salamat.md) diff --git a/Philippines/salamat.md b/Philippines/salamat.md index 11a0fe3322..db53f89f5a 100644 --- a/Philippines/salamat.md +++ b/Philippines/salamat.md @@ -1,3 +1,34 @@ Maligayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyo! Salamat sa Udacity para sa -online class na ito :D \ No newline at end of file +online class na ito :D + +Ipagpatuloy ang adventure [dito] (bago/bago.md). + +Un oh. Nakapag-tagalog din. [Pindot Kalikot] (bago/bago.md) + +Buksan ang [pinto] (bagong simula/bagong_simula.md). + +Pahinga muna sa pag-aaral. Manood ng [movie] (movie/movie.md) + +Nakapag pahinga na. Salamat sa mga [pelikula] (movie/movie.md). +Ngayon ay ating sundan ang mga kaganapan sa Pilipinas. +Kamakailan ay nanalong Presidente si [Duterte] (duterte/duterte.md). + +O kung gusto mo namang kumain, tara [kain] (kain/kain.md) tayo ! + +Kinsay balo mag binisaya dinhi? + +meow meow meow? [meow!](meow/meow.md) + +Pwede rin pumindot dito kung gusto mo ng maikling [joke] (joke/joke.md) + +Sumali sa usapan ng mga fan ni Bob Ong [Bob Ong] (bob-ong/bob-ong.md). +Alamin kung gaano mo kakilala ang iyong idolo. +Petsa: Nobyembre 17, 2016 + +Samahan si Benj sa kanyang paglalakbay! [Tara!](tara/tara.md) + +Para sa mga gusto kumanta [kanta] (kanta/minsan.md) +Januart 12, 2017 + +Para sa hindi pa namumulat sa katotohanan, pumunta [rito](mulat/mulat.md). diff --git a/Philippines/tara/bintana/bintana.md b/Philippines/tara/bintana/bintana.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..463c7f75ee --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/tara/bintana/bintana.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Sumilip si Benj sa bintana, subalit wala siyang makita dahil makapal ang hamog +sa labas. Binuksan niya ang bintana't sumigaw, "ang kapal mong batang hamog ka! +Hindi ko makita yung labas! Umalis ka riyan!" Sa takot ng batang hamog, tumakbo +siya papalayo. diff --git a/Philippines/tara/gamit/gamit.md b/Philippines/tara/gamit/gamit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2801bb7b92 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/tara/gamit/gamit.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Sinuri ni Benj ang mga nakakalat na gamit. Para saan kaya ang mga gamit na ito? +Alamin sa susunod na kabanata. diff --git a/Philippines/tara/pinto/pinto.md b/Philippines/tara/pinto/pinto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..931b9c7c5d --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/tara/pinto/pinto.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Binuksan ni Benj ang pinto. Binati siya ng makapal na hamog, at sinapak siya +nito. Sumigaw si Benj, "ang kapal mo, batang hamog!" Tumakbo papalayo ang batang +hamog dahil sa takot. diff --git a/Philippines/tara/tara.md b/Philippines/tara/tara.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..10c5431734 --- /dev/null +++ b/Philippines/tara/tara.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Nagising si Benj sa isang kwarto. Nagmasid siya. Tanaw ang isang saradong pinto +sa kanyang harapan. Sa likod niya'y may isang bintanang salamin. May mga +nakakalat din na gamit sa loob ng kwarto. + +[Buksan ang pinto.](pinto/pinto.md) + +[Sumilip sa bintana.](bintana/bintana.md) + +[Suriin ang mga gamit.](gamit/gamit.md) diff --git a/Polish/kadarka/kadarka.md b/Polish/kadarka/kadarka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4844737179 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/kadarka/kadarka.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +To dobra decyzja, bo pragnienie coraz bardziej si wzmaga. Co z tego, e nie masz na sobie +spodni? Kogo to obchodzi, skoro jak widzisz, w tej krainie wszyscy chodz bez majtek. +W Biedronce litr dobrej psodkiej Kadarki kosztuje 10 z. To niewiele, za tak +dobre wino i przy okazji jest jego tyle, e moesz podzieli si z nim z wszystkimi krasnoludkami, +skrzatami i dobrymi duszkami, ktre zamieszkuj poblisk k, tam gdzie jest ujcie wody miejskiej. +W pobliskiej Biedronce kupujesz Kadark. + +Moe masz ochot przej si na poblisk k? + +Co robisz? + + +[Wracasz na pocztek](../ptasieMleczko.md) + +[Jeszcze raz chcesz to sobie przemyle](./kadarka.md) + +[Idziesz na k](laka/laka.md) + +[Idziesz za sklep](zaSklepem/zaSklepem.md) + diff --git a/Polish/kadarka/laka/laka.md b/Polish/kadarka/laka/laka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dd0f1e09fa --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/kadarka/laka/laka.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Dotare wanie na k. Pijesz Kadark i jest ci dobrze. Rozgldasz si dookoa +i zauwaasz, e nikogo nie ma, ani ywej duszy, adnych skrzatw, duszkw, czy +czegokolwiek innego. Wpadasz na pomys, pustka towarzyska na ce obok stacji +uzdatniania wody zainspirowaa ci do spenienia twojego najskrytszego marzenia. +Szybko podejmujesz decyzj i cigasz majtki (moe bdzie tam Dong?). diff --git a/Polish/kadarka/zaSklepem/zaSklepem.md b/Polish/kadarka/zaSklepem/zaSklepem.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..83524b13a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/kadarka/zaSklepem/zaSklepem.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +Tak jak myślałemś, impreza za sklepem to lepszy pomysł. +Od teraz Ziutek i Mietek określają Cię mianem "BOSS". ;)) + +Po wielkiej imprezie Ziutek, Mietek i Ty macie wilekiego kaca. +Całe szczęście Ty wiesz co trzeba zrobić. +Z wielkim wysiłkiem podnosisz się z ziemi i przeszukujesz kieszenie. +Jest. Tak. Masz to! +Wiesz, że to co teraz nastąpi będzie trudne. Dla nich musisz się poświęcić. +Najpierw lewa potem prawa, lewa, prawa, lewa, prawa. +Całe szczęście to nie jedna z tych imprez gdzie przypominasz sobie jak się chodzi po trzech dniach. +Cztery potknięcia, jedna gleba i 3 ulice dalej jest ona. Biedronka. +Wchodzisz i z zamkniętymi oczami, niemal mechanicznie trafiasz pod odpowiedni regał, a ręka sama zaciska się na szyjce. +W kasie rzucasz ledwo spoglądając na kasjerkę odliczoną kwotę, którą znalazłeś w kieszeni. +Z większym powodzniem wracasz do kompanów. Ziutek już siedzi, a Mietek nawet wstał oddać mocz. +Kiedy widzą, że w ręku trzymasz lekarstwo na tę straszną dolegliwość, która was z rana dopadła oczy zachodzą im łzami. +W geście triumfu podnosisz Amarenę! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/akap/kto-tam/kto-tam.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/akap/kto-tam/kto-tam.md index 0938840806..d3212f0a96 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/akap/kto-tam/kto-tam.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/akap/kto-tam/kto-tam.md @@ -6,3 +6,5 @@ Co robisz? Bronisz się Umierasz + +[Jednak obrona](obrona/obrona.md) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/akap/kto-tam/obrona/obrona.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/akap/kto-tam/obrona/obrona.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a298948c1a --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/akap/kto-tam/obrona/obrona.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Czym prędzej biegniesz to swojego biurka i chwytasz za klawiaturę, to Twoja ostatnia nadzieja, +Twoje narzędzie obrony. + +Atakujący postępuje w Twoją stronę, a Ty... co robisz? + +Zmieniasz zdanie i chcesz schować się za biurkiem. + +Atakujesz pierwszy? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/biznes.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/biznes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c559ad873c --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/biznes.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Chcesz wykorzystać potencjał ptasiego mleczka i jeszcze na tym zarobić. Zabierasz się za biznesplan! Co robisz? + +[Zaczynasz pisać i pisać...](cukrzyca/cukrzyca.md) + +[Wstrzymujesz pisanie i szukasz klientow na mleczko](podlakorp/podlakorp.md) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/cukrzyca/cukrzyca.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/cukrzyca/cukrzyca.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7122a825bb --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/cukrzyca/cukrzyca.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Zaczynasz pisac biznes plan i caly czas wciagasz ogromne ilosci mleczka. +Chcesz zeby biznesplan byl dopracowany, piszesz go caly miesiac. +Umierasz na cukrzyce. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/podlakorp/podlakorp.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/podlakorp/podlakorp.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1eca8f9a37 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/biznes/podlakorp/podlakorp.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Dzwonisz do wielkiej korporacji i mowisz ze masz miliony ton mleczka do sprzedazy. +W miedzyczasie namierzaja Twoj telefon, wysylaja ninje, ktory kroi Cie na male plasterki. +Korporacja przejmuje cale mleczko! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/jedzenie.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/jedzenie.md index 1c4621814d..947fa87919 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/jedzenie.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/jedzenie.md @@ -3,6 +3,8 @@ Jego cudowne właściwości odblokowują ukryty potencjał twojego umysłu. Twoje myśli błądzą pomiędzy ziemią a innymi planetami. Gdy całe ptasie mleczko jest już zjedzone, dochodzisz do oczywistych wniosków. Brzmią one: +[Może być z tego dobry biznes!](biznes/biznes.md) + [Korwin Krul!](korwin/korwin.md) [Człowiek bez RiGCzu jest jak dżentelmen bez kapelusza, lub dama bez torebki](akap/akap.md) @@ -10,3 +12,7 @@ Gdy całe ptasie mleczko jest już zjedzone, dochodzisz do oczywistych wniosków [Jestem najedzony!](najedzony/najedzony.md) [Mam ochotę zagrać w Wiedźmina trójkę](wiedzmin/wiedzmin.md) + +[Chce mi się spać](spanie/spanie.md) + +[Wyrosły mi skrzydła!](skrzydla/skrzydla.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/korwin.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/korwin.md index b61fa05707..fcd460e7f5 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/korwin.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/korwin.md @@ -1,2 +1,11 @@ Idziesz głosować na Korwina. W krainie Polonii już na zawsze zapanuje lekkie gwałcenie i wolny rynek. Wygrałeś + +Niedługo koronacja Korwina na krula wszechświata. +Jaki prezent podarujesz swojemu monarsze? + +[Złoty rewolwer](prezent/rewolwer.md) + +[Złoty krawat](prezent2/krawat.md) + +[Zlota muszke](prezent3/muszka.md) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/pistolet/pistolet.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/pistolet/pistolet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5e778767ed --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/pistolet/pistolet.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Spod łóżka wyciągasz AK47. +Korwin jest z Ciebie dumny, że masz taką broń i proponuje Ci wspólne poćwiczenie strzelania do tarczy przed domem. diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/plakat/plakat.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/plakat/plakat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c90dadc264 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/plakat/plakat.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Z szafki wyciągasz plakat z wizerunkiem Korwina i dajesz mu, żeby go podpisał swoim imieniem i nazwiskiem. +Niestety plakat nagle znika i ani Ty ani Korwin nie wiecie co właściwie się dzieje. diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/rewolwer.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/rewolwer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5865fe9800 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/rewolwer.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Korwin jest wielce zadowolony z Twojego prezentu, dlatego +zabiera Cię na wspólne polowanie na czerwonych. + +[Wyciągasz swoją broń](pistolet/pistolet.md) + +[Przed wyjściem chcesz dostać autograf od Korwina](plakat/plakat.md) + +[Proponujesz zamiast wspólnego polowania, objęcie władzy w Polsce](wladza/wladza.md) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/wladza/wladza.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/wladza/wladza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2fee561b54 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent/wladza/wladza.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Proponujesz Korwinowi wyjazd do Nowego Jorku, gdzie spotkacie z Mariuszem Max Kolonko. +Tam opracujecie plan objęcia władzy w Polsce. +Korwin zgadza się, ale nie wiecie jak dostać się do Nowego Jorku. diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent2/krawat.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent2/krawat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..98eec0acc8 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent2/krawat.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Prezent nie przypadł do gustu suwerenowi. Odzyskujesz przytomność w celi. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent3/muszka.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent3/muszka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fbc68026a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/korwin/prezent3/muszka.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Korwin szaleje z radosci i mianuje ci premierem diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/najedzony/najedzony.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/najedzony/najedzony.md index 5fe5ee9238..f518cf4701 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/najedzony/najedzony.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/najedzony/najedzony.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ Stwierdzasz, że jesteś już najedzony. Z braku laku szczypiesz się w pośladek i budzisz w swoim własnym łóżku. +Zauwazasz jednak, ze wciaz masz na sobie owa niewygodna kurtke! +Stwierdzasz wiec, ze chcesz sie [przebrac](../../../ubranie/ubranie.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/skrzydla/skrzydla.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/skrzydla/skrzydla.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..86bf4cf851 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/skrzydla/skrzydla.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Nabierasz rozpdu i wyskakujesz z mieszkania przez miejsce, ktre do niedawna byo twoim oknem. +Skrzyda unosz ci w powietrzu a pod tob rozpociela si niesamowity widok. +Cae miasto zamienio si w kraine sodkoci. +Elewacja budynkw pokrywaj tabliczki czekolady, a w parku zamiast drzew rosn lizaki. +Obserwacj nagle przerywa ci donony skrzek dochodzcy od strony zachodzcego soca. +Obiekty leci wprost na ciebie. Musisz podj decyzj co dalej robi. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/spanie/spanie.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/spanie/spanie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7158e1fa32 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/spanie/spanie.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Usypiasz a gdy budzisz się ściany z ptasiego mleczka pojawiły się ponownie. Co robisz? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/placki/igni/igni.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/placki/igni/igni.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7f02541555 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/placki/igni/igni.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Rzucasz zaklecie IGNI - z twoich rak strzelaja plomienie ognia, ktore kierujesz na nerda, +przy okazji podpalajac meble stojace wzdluz sciany. +Nerd wydaje okropny krzyk. Na jego twarzy pojawiaja sie nagle zmiany. Wydaje ci sie, ze on caly zmienia sie - +jego cialo powoli rosnie i zmienia ksztalt. I nagle dociera to do ciebie - on nie jest czlowiekiem. +To wampir, w dodatku z gatunku tych wyzszych... +Oj, zebys chociaz mial ze soba swoj srebrny miecz... + +Jak sie obronisz? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/placki/placki.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/placki/placki.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5b55d3ee4b --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/placki/placki.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Nie pytajac Cie o zdanie, nerd z nadludzka sila ciagnie Cie w strone ciemnego pomieszczenia. +Nie masz wiele czasu, a opcji niewiele. Co robisz?? + +najlepszą obroną jest atak - [rzucasz zaklecie IGNI](igni/igni.md) + +najlepszą obroną jest... ucieczka - [teleportujesz sie do innej krainy](../../../../kadarka/kadarka.md) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/polska/polska.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/polska/polska.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b4fdb29c57 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/polska/polska.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Uradowany podskakujesz z radosci i razem idziecie na wybory zaglosowac na Kukiza. +W glebi duszy wiesz, ze to jedyny sluszny wybor w dzisiejszych czasach. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/popus/popus.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/popus/popus.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..24fff0616a --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/popus/popus.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Nagle jak przy porodzie z pizdy wyskakuje Alibaba, a za nim biegnie Popus krzyczac +"Szehrem ehrem ergu myszke, turbany z glw!". Przygladasz sie tej scenie spokojnie: \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/wiedzmin.md b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/wiedzmin.md index 52153747f5..4814ae30ba 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/wiedzmin.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/jedzenie/wiedzmin/wiedzmin.md @@ -10,3 +10,9 @@ odwracasz się na pięcie i wchodzisz się do księgarni. Sprzedawca, cybernetyczny, zasuszony hipernerd wita cię tymi słowami: + +[Lubię placki! Masz ochotę na placka?] (placki/placki.md) + +[Razem zmienimy Polskę!] (polska/polska.md) + +[Popuś to Ty?] (popus/popus.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/miesnie.md b/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/miesnie.md index 42035c0666..cc6d1266c3 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/miesnie.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/miesnie.md @@ -5,3 +5,7 @@ Co robisz? [Rozbijasz ściany siłą woli](../wola/wola.md) [Zaczynasz jeść ptasie mleczko](../jedzenie/jedzenie.md) + +[Kładziesz się na podłodze i zasypiasz](./spanie/spanie.md) + +[W rogu pudełka zauważasz leżące zapałki](./zapalki/zapalki.md) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/spanie/spanie.md b/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/spanie/spanie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..44f1ba14ad --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/spanie/spanie.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Budzisz się z okropnym bólem głowy. Z przerażeniem stwierdzasz, że nie możesz poruszyć nogami ani rękami. diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/zapalki/zapalki.md b/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/zapalki/zapalki.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..99d31593fd --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/miesnie/zapalki/zapalki.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Podchodzisz bliżej i nie wierzysz własnym oczom. +Ktoś rzeczywiście zostawił tu zapałki! Co z nimi zrobisz? + +[W końcu ignorujesz je. Nie jesteś zbyt bystrą osobą.](../../przygoda.md) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/przygoda.md b/Polish/przygoda/przygoda.md index 03a15a8cac..96ea33ce92 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/przygoda.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/przygoda.md @@ -8,3 +8,5 @@ Co robisz? [Rozbijasz ściany siłą mięśni](miesnie/miesnie.md) [Zaczynasz jeść ptasie mleczko](jedzenie/jedzenie.md) + +[Szukasz rozwiązania u wujka Google](http://www.google.pl) diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/wola/eliksir/eliksir.md b/Polish/przygoda/wola/eliksir/eliksir.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a0d455c280 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/przygoda/wola/eliksir/eliksir.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Wypiłeś tyle eliksiru woli, że spojrzeniem zmiotłeś czasoprzestrzeń. +Wśród kompletnej pustki dostrzegasz tunel, który przenosi cię w czasie. +Jesteś w przyszłości w której ludzie zapomnieli o Johnie Travolcie w "Gorączce Sobotniej Nocy". + +Tak ci go żal, że umierasz. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/przygoda/wola/wola.md b/Polish/przygoda/wola/wola.md index a4b7cbb9b2..91a592532e 100644 --- a/Polish/przygoda/wola/wola.md +++ b/Polish/przygoda/wola/wola.md @@ -5,3 +5,5 @@ Co robisz? [Rozbijasz ściany siłą mięśni](../miesnie/miesnie.md) [Zaczynasz jeść ptasie mleczko](../jedzenie/jedzenie.md) + +[Wypijasz eliksir woli i próbujesz ponownie](eliksir/eliksir.md) diff --git a/Polish/ptasieMleczko.md b/Polish/ptasieMleczko.md index 097eec07a7..67e500d995 100644 --- a/Polish/ptasieMleczko.md +++ b/Polish/ptasieMleczko.md @@ -1,6 +1,8 @@ -Pewnego ranka obudziłeś się w dziwnym pokoju ze ścianami z ptaskiego mleczka. +Pewnego ranka obudziłaś/eś się w dziwnym pokoju ze ścianami z ptaskiego mleczka. -Okazało się również, że masz na sobie niewygodną kurtkę... +Okazało się również, że masz na sobie niewygodną kurtkę i nie masz na sobie spodni... + +Czujesz, że wzmaga się w tobie pragnienie, czy to nie jest dobry pomysł, żeby napić się Kadarki? Co robisz? @@ -10,3 +12,5 @@ Co robisz? [Chcesz się przebrać](ubranie/ubranie.md) +[Idziesz kupić Kadarkę](kadarka/kadarka.md) + diff --git a/Polish/spanie/spaniee.md b/Polish/spanie/spaniee.md index 7f2bf2d809..8289775367 100644 --- a/Polish/spanie/spaniee.md +++ b/Polish/spanie/spaniee.md @@ -2,4 +2,6 @@ Po obudzeniu się sytuacja się nie zmieniła! Co robisz? -[Start](../ptasieMleczko.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Start](../ptasieMleczko.md) + +[Idziesz dalej spać](./spaniee.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/gwizdek.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/gwizdek.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f56d4cc606 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/gwizdek.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Probujesz zagwizdać, lecz nie wydobywasz z gwizdka żadnego dźwięku. Nie słyszysz nawet wydychanego przez siebie +powietrza. + +[Wyrzuć gwizdek](../wyrzucgwizdek/wyrzucgwizdek.md) + +[Obejrzyj dokładnie gwizdek](zbadajgwizdek/zbadajgwizdek.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/gwizdekdokieszeni/gwizdekdokieszeni.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/gwizdekdokieszeni/gwizdekdokieszeni.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cd5ee23b97 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/gwizdekdokieszeni/gwizdekdokieszeni.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Wrzucasz gwizdek do kieszeni i po chwili szłyszysz jakby trzasnął o beton. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zagwizdaj.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zagwizdaj.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec0f29d14c --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zagwizdaj.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Nagle pojawia się postać ze skrzydłami. +Gwałtownym ruchem chwyta Cię za rękę i momentalnie przenosicie się na ogrąmną łąkę +na której jest tylko jedno, samotne drzewo. + + +Skrzydlata postać podchodzi do małej tablicy przymocowanej do drzewa i robi zaznaczenie +obok rysunku gwizdka. Postać uśmiecha się życzliwie i znika w wiatr. Gwizdek w dłoni +staje się ciepły i zmienia się w duży marker do tablicy. + + +[Myśląc że zaczynasz rozumieć jak się gra, zbliżasz się do tablicy zdejmujac pokrywke z markera](zmarkerem/zmarkerem.md) + +[Przestraszony przez tych dziwnych wydarzeń, sięgasz po gumke do tablicy](zgumka/zgumka.md) + +[Rozglądasz się wokół i myślisz jaka piękna łąka](zlaka/zlaka.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zgumka/zgumka.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zgumka/zgumka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b0da33c0b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zgumka/zgumka.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Gumka jest zimny jak podnosisz ją do tablicy. +Może gdyby na nią pochuchać... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zlaka/zlaka.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zlaka/zlaka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5b0a60415c --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zlaka/zlaka.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Rozsiadasz si beztrosko pod drzewem i korzystasz z chwili ciszy. diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/bazgroly/bazgroly.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/bazgroly/bazgroly.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6a4fd5f015 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/bazgroly/bazgroly.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Cała tablica pokryta jest Twoimi bazgrołami i szczerze mowiąc, nie przyniosło to żadnego efektu. Co dalej? + +[Narysuj spodnie](../spodnie/spodnie.md) + +[Narysuj zamek od kurtki](../zamek/zamek.md) + +[Znowu nabazgraj byle co](../bazgroly/bazgroly.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/podrzyj/podrzyj.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/podrzyj/podrzyj.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6f9343f349 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/podrzyj/podrzyj.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Drzesz swój rysunek spodni i stwierdzasz, że i tak Ci się nie podobały. + +[Zastanawiasz się co dalej zrobić z markerem](../../zmarkerem.md) + diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/przyjrzyj/przyjrzyj.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/przyjrzyj/przyjrzyj.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e911402e7c --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/przyjrzyj/przyjrzyj.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Przyglądasz się spodniom z każdej strony próbując dostrzec coś interesującego. +Jedyne czego się dowiadujesz to, że żaden z Ciebie artysta ... + +[Zastanow sie dalej co zrobic ze spodniami](../spodnie.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/spodnie.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/spodnie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..43d58c5667 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/spodnie.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Niczym Picasso, zabierasz się do rysowania. Nie wiedzieć czemu, narysował-eś/aś +spodnie Alladyna zrobione z tysiąca złotych cekinów! Co robisz ze spodniami? + +[Spróbuj założyć](zalozyc/zalozyc.md) + +[Przyjrzyj się spodniom](przyjrzyj/przyjrzyj.md) + +[Podrzyj swój rysunek](podrzyj/podrzyj.md) + + diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/zalozyc/zalozyc.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/zalozyc/zalozyc.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7c2cb05788 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/spodnie/zalozyc/zalozyc.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Próbujesz załozyć rysunek spodni Alladyna jak spodnie. Nie udaje Ci się to i zastanawiasz się dlaczego ... + +[Zastanow sie co zrobic dalej](../spodnie.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/zamek/zamek.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/zamek/zamek.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc06e46104 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/zamek/zamek.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Próbujesz narysować zamek błyskawiczny ale absolutnie Ci nie wychodzi. Tak jak +by ktoś lub coś chciało żeby Ci nie udało... diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/zmarkerem.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/zmarkerem.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e6e0565d33 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zagwizdaj/zmarkerem/zmarkerem.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Marker wydaje się chętni do wykorzystania jak twoja ręka zbliża się do tablicy. + +[Narysuj spodnie](spodnie/spodnie.md) + +[Narysuj zamek od kurtki](zamek/zamek.md) + +[Nabazgraj byle co](bazgroly/bazgroly.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zbadajgwizdek.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zbadajgwizdek.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..903fe672fe --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/gwizdek/zbadajgwizdek/zbadajgwizdek.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Obracasz rożowy, plastikowy gwizdek. Jest gładki, bardzo dobrze wykonany, nie widzisz jednak w nim nic szczegolnego. + +[Postanawiasz zagwizdać jeszcze raz](zagwizdaj/zagwizdaj.md) + +[Chowasz gwizdek z powrotem do kieszeni](gwizdekdokieszeni/gwizdekdokieszeni.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/otworz-kieszen.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/otworz-kieszen.md index 209d141e2e..9c8c71511b 100644 --- a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/otworz-kieszen.md +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/otworz-kieszen.md @@ -1,2 +1,6 @@ Otwierasz kieszen. Okazuje sie byc bardzo gleboka. Na samym jej dnie znajdujesz maly, plastikowy gwizdek. + +[Dmuchnij w gwizdek](gwizdek/gwizdek.md) + +[Wyrzuć gwizdek](wyrzucgwizdek/wyrzucgwizdek.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/wyrzucgwizdek/wyrzucgwizdek.md b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/wyrzucgwizdek/wyrzucgwizdek.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cb58f27b65 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/kieszen/wyrzucgwizdek/wyrzucgwizdek.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Upuszczasz gwizdek na podłogę.Gwizdek leci nieubłaganie do ziemi, kiedy całe życie przewija ci się przed oczami +niczym pokaz slajdow. +Mimo że trwa to zaledwie ułamek sekundy masz wrażenie, że czas zwolnił i czekasz z przerażeniem na koniec lotu. +Kiedy gwizdek spotyka się z podłogą nie odbija się i nie wydaje żadnego dźwięku, jakby czas się zatrzymał. diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/macasz.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/macasz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac255c40ea --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/macasz.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Wyczuwasz coś dużego, nieregularnego i twardego.. Myślisz, że to niemożliwe, że to nie ma sensu... +Czy to... czy naprawdę... kalafior? A może brokuły? I wtedy wracają najgorsze wspomnienia z przedszkolnej stołówki. + +[Kalafior](terrorysci/terrorysci.md) + +[Brokuły](zupa/zupa.md) diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/lyzka/lyzka.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/lyzka/lyzka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cf3047977f --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/lyzka/lyzka.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Oko bandyty byo podczone do detonatora i bomby umieszczonej w jego odb-, hmm, z tyu. +Bomba wybucha i rozrywa cie na kawaki. + +Koniec. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/siku/siku.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/siku/siku.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d2f4c9d068 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/siku/siku.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Strumie moczu jest tak silny, e po 1 sekundzie pomieszczenie jest wypenione zot ciecz. +Kalafiory nie potrafi pywa, wic si topi. Ty te nie potrafisz pywa wic wypijasz mocz i yjesz + +DUGO I SZCZʌLIWIE. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/terrorysci.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/terrorysci.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ea9963ff21 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/terrorysci/terrorysci.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Otwierasz kieszeń. Niestety jest tak jak myślałeś, to kalafior. +Nagle przenosisz się do przedszkola opanowanego przez niebezpieczną grupę kalafiorowych terrorystów. +Bandyci nie mają broni palnej, posługują się wyimaginowanymi pistoletami stworzonymi z palca i kciuka. +Jeden z nich podchodzi do ciebie i celuje w twoją głowę. + +[Wbijasz mu łyżkę w oko](lyzka/lyzka.md) + +[Zsikujesz się ze strachu](siku/siku.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/gotujesz/gotujesz.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/gotujesz/gotujesz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2a457f6e83 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/gotujesz/gotujesz.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Wraz ze skunksem gotujecie kumpla na wolnym ogniu. diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/idziesz/idziesz.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/idziesz/idziesz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..01c4fb70d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/idziesz/idziesz.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Idziecie ze skunksem na pizze, a później do baru na piwo. diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/karmisz.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/karmisz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a30f1efc61 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/karmisz/karmisz.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Skunks, początkowo podejrzliwy i nieufny, podchodzi zwabiony cypryjskim przysmakiem i bierze do pyska pierwszy brokuł. +Wykrzywia pyszczek i mówi: "To mi przypomina czasy szkolnej stołówki, chodźmy +lepiej na pizze albo sami coś ugtujmy." + +[Idziesz](idziesz/idziesz.md) ze skunksem na pizze. + +[Gotujesz](gotujesz/gotujesz.md) ze skunksem kumpla, który wyżera właśnie brokuły. diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/moczysz/moczysz.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/moczysz/moczysz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6ac16bf821 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/moczysz/moczysz.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Po kąpieli w talerzu kumpla zupa nabiera zielonkawego koloru, a futro skunksa jest teraz wyraźnie czystsze. diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/zupa.md b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/zupa.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b4c3c6fad0 --- /dev/null +++ b/Polish/ubranie/macasz/zupa/zupa.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Otwierasz kieszeń. Tak to brokuły. +Nagle przenosisz się do przedszkolnej stołówki, a przed tobą stoi talerz pełen pożywnej zupy brokułowej bez soli. +Twoją uwagę zwraca stojący obok stolika, stary i mokry skunks, który wpatruje się w talerz z obiadem. + +[Karmisz](karmisz/karmisz.md) go zupą w nadziei, że uwolni cię od brokułowego koszmaru. + +[Moczysz](moczysz/moczysz.md) skunksa w zupie kumpla, który właśnie wyszedł do toalety. diff --git a/Polish/ubranie/ubranie.md b/Polish/ubranie/ubranie.md index b7164f46aa..bef70e9e10 100644 --- a/Polish/ubranie/ubranie.md +++ b/Polish/ubranie/ubranie.md @@ -6,5 +6,7 @@ Chyba warto sprawdzić co jest w środku. [Otwierasz kieszen](kieszen/otworz-kieszen.md) +[Macasz kieszeń i próbujesz odgadnąć co jest w środku](macasz/macasz.md) + diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index 5c687de2f6..f2b25d6cbf 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -1,9 +1,11 @@ # Collaborative Create-Your-Own-Adventure -This is a create-your-own-adventure story where at each step, the reader chooses -what action to take and turns to an appropriate page of the story based on their -choice. It is collaborative because it is written one small piece at a time by -many authors. To start reading the story, click [here](language.md). +This is an example repo that illustrates the concept of a "Pull Request", created +as part of the Udacity course [How to Use Git and GitHub](https://www.udacity.com/course/how-to-use-git-and-github--ud775). +In the create-your-own-adventure story the reader chooses what action to take and +turns to an appropriate page of the story based on their choice. It is collaborative +because it is written one small piece at a time by many authors. To start reading +the story, click [here](language.md). ## Format of the Story diff --git a/Tamil/Thevaram/thevarm.md b/Tamil/Thevaram/thevarm.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7560f4d3b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/Tamil/Thevaram/thevarm.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +தமிழ் : +மாசில் வீணையும் மாலை மதியமும் +வீசு தென்றலும் வீங்கிள வெய்னிலும் +மூசு வண்டறைல் பொய்கயும் போன்றதே +ஈசன் எந்தை இணையடி நீழலே + +English: +Maasil Veenaiyum Maalai Madhiyamum +Veesu thendralum veengila veynilum +Moosu vandarai poygayum ponradhee +Eesan endhai inayadi neezhalee. + +Meaning: +The shelter under the parallel feet of the God, my boss, +is like the nice melody of Veena (Musical Instrument), the early evening moon, +pleasant breeze, the Spring, a pond where bees are in making sound. diff --git a/Tamil/Thirukkural_Learning/Learning.md b/Tamil/Thirukkural_Learning/Learning.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2564b80c20 --- /dev/null +++ b/Tamil/Thirukkural_Learning/Learning.md @@ -0,0 +1,54 @@ +திருக்குறள் +=============================================================================== + +அதிகாரம்/Chapter: கடவுள் வாழ்த்து/ Prayer to God + +குறள் 1: +அகர முதல எழுத்தெல்லாம் ஆதி +பகவன் முதற்றே உலகு + +All the letters are voiced subsequent to the letter "A" and hence we call them as alphabets. +For the world that came to existence there is One Who stood +before beginningless (and stands endless). +That God is the ultimate Precedent of the world. + + +குறள் 2: +கற்றதனால் ஆய பயனென்கொல் வாலறிவன் +நற்றாள் தொழாஅர் எனின் + +No fruit have men of all their studied lore, +Save they the 'Purely Wise One's' feet adore + +=============================================================================== + +பால்: பொருட்பால் +அதிகாரம்/Chapter: கல்வி / Learning + +குறள் 391: +கற்க கசடறக் கற்பவை கற்றபின் +நிற்க அதற்குத் தக. + +Let a man learn thoroughly whatever he may learn, and let his conduct be worthy +of his learning. + +குறள் 392: +எண்ணென்ப ஏனை எழுத்தென்ப இவ்விரண்டும் +கண்ணென்ப வாழும் உயிர்க்கு. + +Letters and numbers are the two eyes of man. + +குறள் 393: +கண்ணுடையர் என்பவர் கற்றோர் முகத்திரண்டு +புண்ணுடையர் கல்லா தவர். + +The learned are said to have eyes, but the unlearned have (merely) two sores +in their face. + +குறள் 394: +உவப்பத் தலைக்கூடி உள்ளப் பிரிதல் +அனைத்தே புலவர் தொழில். + +It is the part of the learned to give joy to those whom they meet, and on +leaving, to make them think (Oh! when shall we meet them again). + diff --git a/Tamil/Thirukural.md b/Tamil/Thirukural.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9cadd071cc --- /dev/null +++ b/Tamil/Thirukural.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +முகநக நட்பது நட்பன்று நெஞ்சத்து அகநக நட்பது நட்பு +Face's smile doesn't shows the friendship, but the heart's rejoice does. + +உடுக்கை இழந்தவன் கைபோல ஆங்கே +இடுக்கண் களைவதாம் நட்பு +Friendship hastens to rescue as fast as hand’s reflex to catch slipping cloth + +தெய்வத்தான் ஆகா தெனினும் முயற்சிதன் +மெய்வருத்தக் கூலி தரும் +Though fate-divine should make your labour vain; +Effort its labour's sure reward will gain \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Tamil/Vivekanandha/ponmozhigal.md b/Tamil/Vivekanandha/ponmozhigal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..64c0f35b50 --- /dev/null +++ b/Tamil/Vivekanandha/ponmozhigal.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ + +"?? ??? ???????????? ?????? ??????? ????? ????? ??????? ????? ?????????? ????? ????????? ?????!" + +"??????? ??????? ????? ??????? ????? ??????? ????????? ????????? ??????????!" + +"???? ??????? ??????? ???????" ????? ????. ?? ?????????? ????????? ???????? ???????? ??????????? ?????????." + +"???? ??????; ??????? ?????!" + +அன்பாயிரு! +எல்லோரிடமும் அன்பாயிரு, துன்பப்படுபவர்களிடம் பரிவுகொள். எல்லா உயிர்களையும் நேசி +. யார்மீதும் பொறாமைப் படாதே. பிறரது குற்றங்களைக் காணாதே. -சுவாமி விவேகானந்தர் diff --git a/Thai/Activities/Hiking.md b/Thai/Activities/Hiking.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..67a55cfabd --- /dev/null +++ b/Thai/Activities/Hiking.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hiking is a very good exercise. ได้ออกกำลังกายด้วย ได้ชมวิวด้วย \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Thai/Cuisine/TomYumKung.md b/Thai/Cuisine/TomYumKung.md index 9a82814006..3bc72729f5 100644 --- a/Thai/Cuisine/TomYumKung.md +++ b/Thai/Cuisine/TomYumKung.md @@ -2,8 +2,11 @@ If you want to have the taste of Thai food, you must try Tom Yum Kung. It is chilli paste mixed with soup. The word Kung meant shrimp!!! +I had Thai food once and it was hot! + Please try to taste Tom Yum Kung when you found Thai restaurant around you. +You may also want to try Kang-kiew-wan. Do you: [eat Thai food with Japanese beer](../../japanese/beer/beer.md) @@ -11,3 +14,7 @@ Do you: [sing a song while having Thai food](../../english/sing-song/sing.md) [ดูทีวี eat Thai food and watch TV](https://www.youtube.com) + +[I will fly to Thailand to have it there](../travel.md) + +Actually I prefer Thai Green Curry better! diff --git a/Thai/Songs/ThaiSong_FanJa.md b/Thai/Songs/ThaiSong_FanJa.md index b4bed60bba..496a0ef6e2 100644 --- a/Thai/Songs/ThaiSong_FanJa.md +++ b/Thai/Songs/ThaiSong_FanJa.md @@ -14,3 +14,32 @@ Do you: [โทรหาเธอ](./callher/callher.md) [ลืมมันซะแล้วไปหาต้มยำกุ้งกิน](../Cuisine/TomYumKung.md) + +##################################### +เว็บอะไรที่สร้างแรงบันดาลใจ หรือทำให้ชีวิตคุณดีขึ้น +สำหรับผมขอเสนอเว็บสอนเกี่ยวกับการเงินส่วนบุคคล มีตั้งแต่พื้นฐาน จนถึงลงทุนในหุ้น แบบมีหลักการจัดเต็ม +ทำโดยผู้ที่ไม่หวังสิ่งตอบแทนจริงๆ ครับ นอกจากส่งเสริมให้คนเรียนรู้อยู่ตลอดเวลา +[a-academy](http://www.a-academy.net/) + +by Torr Nov 7, 2015 +##################################### + +================================= +ผมชอบเพลงนี้มากกว่าครับ + +[5 นาทีบรรลุธรรม](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aIcqeZ1ktY) + +หากผู้ใดผ่านคอร์สยูดาซิตี้นี้เหมือนกัน กรุณามาเพิ่มเพลงเพราะๆให้ฟังด้วย tag ผมด้วยนะจ๊ะ + +Git/GitHub จงเจริญ โย่วๆ + +by [Off](http://www.facebook.com/off99555) อิอิ เทส ฮัลโหล ทดสอบ สตอรี่ บอทจงมา accept this pull request now + +======================================= +อ๊ากกกกกก....เพลงแฟนจ๋า 14 ปีแล้วเหรอเนี่ย(ตกใจแรงมากกกก) +แต่เราทันเพลงนี้...นั่นหมายความว่า เราแก่แล้วใช่ไหม? + +แต่ถ้าพูดถึงเพลงพี่เบิร์ด เราชอบเพลงนี้ที่สุด [เล่าสู่กันฟัง](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SM2hywQIVo&noredirect=1) + +by Bale +============================================ \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/Thai/Songs/callher/callher.md b/Thai/Songs/callher/callher.md index 33ec5fc083..6b9470c498 100644 --- a/Thai/Songs/callher/callher.md +++ b/Thai/Songs/callher/callher.md @@ -21,3 +21,6 @@ ที่ระยองนี่แล้วล่ะ" "สงสัยฟ้าจะลิขิตให้รับงานนี้แล้วล่ะ" คุณตอบเธอและนัดวันที่จะไปฟังรายละเอียด งานในสัปดาห์หน้า + +คุณจะ: +[ไปตามนัด](./../job/job.md) diff --git a/Thai/Songs/job/job.md b/Thai/Songs/job/job.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c37892960c --- /dev/null +++ b/Thai/Songs/job/job.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +เมื่อถึงวันนัดคุณก็ออกเดินทางไปหาที่สวน diff --git a/Thai/travel.md b/Thai/travel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ff05245919 --- /dev/null +++ b/Thai/travel.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +It is amazingly beautiful. +We have plenty of stunning beaches and crystal clear water. +Imagine you are at the sea now, what would you like to do? + +What do you want to do? + +[Just have a chocolate while stroll on the beach](../english/chocolateOrSleep/chocolateOrSleep.md) + + [Have Tom Yum Kung. The food is as spicy as the weather.](Cuisine/TomYumKung.md) + + I want to sleep on a beach and dream of [hiking](Activities/Hiking.md) a mountain in the Northern of Thailand. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/afrikaans/beskuit/beskuit.md b/afrikaans/beskuit/beskuit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..946ed85c31 --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/beskuit/beskuit.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Jy voel jy sal graag + +- [Ouma](./ouma/ouma.md) winkel beskuit + +- [Tuisgebakte] (./tuisgebakte/tuisgebakte.md) beskuit +eet. + +Of + +jy voel skielik lus vir [iets anders](../kos.md) + + diff --git a/afrikaans/beskuit/ouma/ouma.md b/afrikaans/beskuit/ouma/ouma.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c2e41b217 --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/beskuit/ouma/ouma.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Jy geniet die Ouma beskuit en jy mis jou ma. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/afrikaans/beskuit/tuisgebakte/tuisgebakte.md b/afrikaans/beskuit/tuisgebakte/tuisgebakte.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e9b5fd62f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/beskuit/tuisgebakte/tuisgebakte.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Jy geniet die tuisgebake beskuit en jy mis jou ma. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/afrikaans/biltong/biltong.md b/afrikaans/biltong/biltong.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fde847bbea --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/biltong/biltong.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Tensy jy meer van 'n soet tand het, het jy die beste opsie gekies. + +In jou hart is jy 'n ware Suid Afrikaner. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/afrikaans/bobotie/bobotie.md b/afrikaans/bobotie/bobotie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..287058254d --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/bobotie/bobotie.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Net soos jou ma dit maak. diff --git a/afrikaans/braaivleis/braaivleis.md b/afrikaans/braaivleis/braaivleis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2e9c0237d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/braaivleis/braaivleis.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +mmmmmmm, dit smaak lekker. diff --git a/afrikaans/koeksisters/koeksisters.md b/afrikaans/koeksisters/koeksisters.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4bf11abea3 --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/koeksisters/koeksisters.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +As jy in Pretoria bly behoort jy te weet dat jy die beste koeksisters by +[Springbok Koeksisters] (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Springbok-Koeksisters/799716243494753) kan koop. diff --git a/afrikaans/kos.md b/afrikaans/kos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd726aef20 --- /dev/null +++ b/afrikaans/kos.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Jy voel honger. Jy besluit om iets eg Afrikaans te eet. Jy besluit om een van die volgende te eet + +- [Beskuit] (./beskuit/beskuit.md) + +- [braaivleis] (./braaivleis/braaivleis.md) + +- [Biltong] (./biltong/biltong.md) + +- [Koeksisters] (./koeksisters/koeksisters.md) + +- [Bobotie] (./bobotie/bobotie.md) diff --git a/arabic/Job/Job.md b/arabic/Job/Job.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..acee7f37fa --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/Job/Job.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +عليك مواصلة العمل الجاد وستحصل على الذي [تحلم به] (http://www.misr5.com/category/jobs/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/arabic/amazed/amazed.md b/arabic/amazed/amazed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..580f53aba2 --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/amazed/amazed.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +توقف لحظة لتنبهر بما تعلمت، توقف لحظة لتقدر تلك التكنولوجيا التي تمكننا من أن نتعاون + دون أن نعرف بعضنا و دون أن نتقابل حتى. diff --git a/arabic/dream/dream.md b/arabic/dream/dream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..29281b91ea --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/dream/dream.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +هل تريد ان تحلم؟ +احلم......الاحلام تتحقق اذا صدقة النية +ولكن الاحلام لا تتحقق الا بالتوكل على الله والاخذ بالاسباب +الان انت فى بداية الطريق ماذا ستفعل +1-[ستبدأ فى التعلم](../learn/learn.md) +لكل مخلوق حاجة ولكل حاجة غاية +لكن لا تسرف بالاحلام فقد تصطدم بالواقع +2- استعن بالله ولا تعجز \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/arabic/learn/learn.md b/arabic/learn/learn.md index 7d298c283a..519b291dcf 100644 --- a/arabic/learn/learn.md +++ b/arabic/learn/learn.md @@ -1,2 +1,38 @@ اذا قررت ان تكمل الالتعلم فانه عليك ان تبحث عن موضوع مكمل لموضوع السياق الماضي، هل تعرف لماذا؟ لانه يجب عليك الاستفاده من السياق الماضي وتطوير قدراتك فيه لذا ماذا تتوقع ان تفعل الان؟ +قال صلى الله عليه وسلم من سلك طريقاً يلتمس فيه علماً سهل الله له طريقاً الى الجنة +[و لماذا التعلم ](whylearning/speculate.md) + + امثلة مواقع الكورسات اونلاين : + +-Udacity +-coursera +-Udemy +-Khan Academy +-thenewboston + +وفيه كتير بس انت عليك تدور + +freelancing اشهر مواقع العمل الحر + +-[UpWork](https://www.upwork.com/) + +-[freelancer](https://www.freelancer.com/) + +ولكن قبل ذلك، عليك أن تحدد ماذا تريد أن تتعلم: + +- [البرمجة](whattolearn/programming/programming.md) + +- [الرسم](whattolearn/drawing/drawing.md) + +- [التصوير](whattolearn/photography/photography.md) + +- [الطهي](whattolearn/cooking/cooking.md) + +- [الرياضيات](https://www.khanacademy.org) + +- [أخرى](whattolearn/other/other.md) + + + + diff --git a/arabic/learn/whattolearn/cooking/cooking.md b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/cooking/cooking.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71556347fe --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/cooking/cooking.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +ممكن أن تبدأ [بهذا](http://www.allrecipes.com) diff --git a/arabic/learn/whattolearn/drawing/drawing.md b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/drawing/drawing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..51692f2314 --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/drawing/drawing.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +ممكن أن تبدأ [بهذا](http://www.learn-to-draw.com/) diff --git a/arabic/learn/whattolearn/other/other.md b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/other/other.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a4f2d51219 --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/other/other.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +حدد ما تريد أن تتعلم، واعرف عنه المزيد من [هنا](https://www.google.com) diff --git a/arabic/learn/whattolearn/photography/photography.md b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/photography/photography.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a7435b82a --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/photography/photography.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +ممكن أن تبدأ [بهذا](http://learnbasicphotography.com/) diff --git a/arabic/learn/whattolearn/programming/programming.md b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/programming/programming.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f1080ca138 --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/learn/whattolearn/programming/programming.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +ممكن أن تبدأ [بهذا](https://www.udacity.com) + +وهذا ايضا [هنا](https://www.codeschool.com) + +وهذه بعض المحتوى العربي لتعلم البرمجة https://www.rwaq.org diff --git a/arabic/learn/whylearning/speculate.md b/arabic/learn/whylearning/speculate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1e9ea268a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/learn/whylearning/speculate.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +كم من الوقت سنتعلم ؟ أسنتوقف بعد حصولنا مبتغانا؟ +طبعا لا +فطلب العلم نمط حياة ملئ بالفرح و العمل الجاد +فكل يوم جديد ما هو إلا فرصة لمعارف جديدة +لذلك فلنتواضع و نتسامح فكلنا بشر و لنشارك ما تعلمنا مع غيرنا diff --git a/arabic/read/read.md b/arabic/read/read.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7367d2daeb --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/read/read.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +إن القراءة من أفضل الهوايات ولكن يجب ان تختار بعناية ما تقرأه وتتعلم منه \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/arabic/salamoAlikom.md b/arabic/salamoAlikom.md index d66f43a747..9b1c7e525a 100644 --- a/arabic/salamoAlikom.md +++ b/arabic/salamoAlikom.md @@ -7,3 +7,29 @@ [انام](sleep/sleep.md) [اريد ان اتعلم المزيد](learn/learn.md) + +[اريد ان احلم](dream/dream.md) + +[ أريد أن آكل](http://www.otlob.com/ar) + +[وظيفة](Job/Job.md) + +[اقرأ](read/read.md) + +[أريد أن أحصل على Nanodegree](https://www.udacity.com/nanodegree) + + [online](learn/learn.md) عايز اعرف اسماء مواقع كورسات + + [freelancer](learn/learn.md) عايز اعرف اسماء مواقع كورسات فرى لانس + +[قرار شجاع](tough-decision/tough-decision.md) + +[لتنبهر](amazed/amazed.md) توقف لحظة + +هذه التجربة رائعة + +[أحب هذا الكورس](https://www.udacity.com/course/android-developer-nanodegree-by-google--nd801) + +[سي يسيس] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUw-zTz8cU8) + +[أريد أن أكون ناجح](success/paths-to-success.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/arabic/success/paths-to-success.md b/arabic/success/paths-to-success.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..75ded1dddc --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/success/paths-to-success.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +حتى تنجح عليك أن تتعرف على طرق النجاح، وتتعلم وتطبق ما يناسبك. +هناك طرق كثيرة وعديدة، وقد تطبق أي طريقة من هذه الطرق مرة أو عدة مرات إلى أن تصل للنتيجة المرغوبة. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/arabic/tough-decision/tough-decision.md b/arabic/tough-decision/tough-decision.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..563e431935 --- /dev/null +++ b/arabic/tough-decision/tough-decision.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +أمضيت سنتان في الدراسة الجامعية والتي اتضح فيما بعد أنها مجرد مضيعة للوقت. لا +شيء استفدته خلال تلك السنتين سوى أنني احتاج لإتخاذ قرار شجاع بالتخلي عن الدراسة +الجامعية واستغلال ذلك الوقت الضائع بشيء ينفعني أكثر. قررت ان أكرس وقت أكثر +للدراسة على يوداستي وتطوير مهاراتي باللغة الانجليزية أكثر. +وأيضاً العمل على فريي لانسر أو موقع مستقل من أجل تغطية تكاليف البرامج. بقي فقط +ذلك القرار الشجاع الذي ينتظر مني ان اتخذه لكي أكرس وقت أكثر للعلم، بدلاً من +مهزلة تضييع الوقت لتحصيل العلامات او الدراجات فقط. + +هل أتخذت قرار كهذا؟ ماذا تتوقع أن يكون المسار الجديد لحياتك، بعد إتخاذ قرار +كهذا؟ diff --git a/bangla/AmiBanglayGaanGai/MonThekeBangali.md b/bangla/AmiBanglayGaanGai/MonThekeBangali.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6f9403e172 --- /dev/null +++ b/bangla/AmiBanglayGaanGai/MonThekeBangali.md @@ -0,0 +1,125 @@ +আমি বাংলায় গান গাই + +আমি বাংলার গান গাই + +আমি, আমার আমিকে চিরদিন এই বাংলায় খুঁজে পাই + +আমি বাংলায় গান গাই + +আমি বাংলার গান গাই + +আমি, আমার আমিকে চিরদিন এই বাংলায় খুঁজে পাই + +আমি বাংলায় দেখি স্বপ্ন + +আমি বাংলায় বাঁধি সুর + +আমি এই বাংলার মায়াভরা পথে হেঁটেছি এতটা দূর + +বাংলা আমার জীবনানন্দ + +বাংলা প্রানের সুর + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +বাংলা আমার জীবনানন্দ + +বাংলা প্রানের সুর + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +আহা + +আমি বাংলায় কথা কই + +আমি বাংলার কথা কই + +আমি বাংলায় ভাসি, বাংলায় হাসি, বাংলায় জেগে রই + +আমি বাংলায় কথা কই + +আমি বাংলার কথা কই + +আমি বাংলায় ভাসি, বাংলায় হাসি, বাংলায় জেগে রই + +আমি বাংলায় মাতি উল্লাসে + +করি বাংলায় হাহাকার + +আমি সব দেখে শুনে ক্ষেপে গিয়ে করি বাংলায় চিৎকার + +বাংলা আমার দৃপ্ত স্লোগান + +ক্ষিপ্ত তীর ধনুক + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +বাংলা আমার দৃপ্ত স্লোগান + +ক্ষিপ্ত তীর ধনুক + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +আহা + +আমি বাংলায় ভালবাসি + +আমি বাংলাকে ভালবাসি + +আমি তারি হাত ধরে সারা পৃথিবীর মানুষের কাছে আসি + +আমি বাংলায় ভালবাসি + +আমি বাংলাকে ভালবাসি + +আমি তারি হাত ধরে সারা পৃথিবীর মানুষের কাছে আসি + +আমি যা কিছু মহান বরণ করেছি + +বিনম্র শ্রদ্ধায় + +মেশে তেরো নদী সাত সাগরের জল গঙ্গায় পদ্মায় + +বাংলা আমার তৃষ্ণার জল + +তৃপ্ত শেষ চুমুক + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +বাংলা আমার তৃষ্ণার জল + +তৃপ্ত শেষ চুমুক + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +আমি বাংলায় গান গাই + +আমি বাংলার গান গাই + +আমি, আমার আমিকে চিরদিন এই বাংলায় খুঁজে পাই + +আমি বাংলায় গান গাই + +আমি বাংলার গান গাই + +আমি, আমার আমিকে চিরদিন এই বাংলায় খুঁজে পাই + +আমি বাংলায় দেখি স্বপ্ন + +আমি বাংলায় বাঁধি সুর + +আমি এই বাংলার মায়াভরা পথে হেঁটেছি এতটা দূর + +বাংলা আমার জীবনানন্দ + +বাংলা প্রানের সুর + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +বাংলা আমার জীবনানন্দ + +বাংলা প্রানের সুর + +আমি একবার দেখি, বার বার দেখি, দেখি বাংলার মুখ + +আহা diff --git a/bangla/bangla-portals.md b/bangla/bangla-portals.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6e24d7a354 --- /dev/null +++ b/bangla/bangla-portals.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +http://www.pipilika.com/ + +http://www.somewhereinblog.net/ + +http://www.priyo.com/ + +http://www.google.co.in/ + +বাংলায় পড়ুন [এখানে](https://roar.media/bangla/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/basque/alde-egin/alde-egin.md b/basque/alde-egin/alde-egin.md index d59a75177a..d42ff3af89 100644 --- a/basque/alde-egin/alde-egin.md +++ b/basque/alde-egin/alde-egin.md @@ -1 +1,11 @@ Pertsona arraroari zure gaztelutik alde egiteko esan diozu eta bera zuri irainka hasi da. + +Harresiaren ateak itxi eta gero barrura sartzen zara, eta telebista ikusten hasten zara. + +Bat-batean, albisteetan ikusten duzun pertsona batek urrezko gaztainak saltzen hari zela gaztelu guztietan. + +Zer egiten duzu orain? + +[Pertsona arraroaren bila joan zaldiz.](zaldi/zaldi.md) + +[Pertsona arraroari deitu harresiaren gainetik oihu.](oihu/oihu.md) diff --git a/basque/alde-egin/oihu/oihu.md b/basque/alde-egin/oihu/oihu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b6aedbb70d --- /dev/null +++ b/basque/alde-egin/oihu/oihu.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Oihukatzen hasi zara eta pertsona arraroak gaztainak botatzen hasi da zure harresiaren kontra. + +Gaztainak leherketa handiak egiten dituzte eta zeure gastelua apurtzen hasten da. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/basque/alde-egin/zaldi/zaldi.md b/basque/alde-egin/zaldi/zaldi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3c2f0b0248 --- /dev/null +++ b/basque/alde-egin/zaldi/zaldi.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Bi ordu geroago topatzen zara gizon arraroarekin azkenean eta esaten diozu: diff --git a/belarussian/exchange-office/exchange-office.md b/belarussian/exchange-office/exchange-office.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f5a5831239 --- /dev/null +++ b/belarussian/exchange-office/exchange-office.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ + . + + , , ! i i ... diff --git a/belarussian/sell-zefir/sell-zefir.md b/belarussian/sell-zefir/sell-zefir.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e4cd16182c --- /dev/null +++ b/belarussian/sell-zefir/sell-zefir.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +... i i , iii ?!... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/belarussian/sleep-sweet/sleep-sweet.md b/belarussian/sleep-sweet/sleep-sweet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8b13789179 --- /dev/null +++ b/belarussian/sleep-sweet/sleep-sweet.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + diff --git a/belarussian/tut-by/tut-by.md b/belarussian/tut-by/tut-by.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..33609c1881 --- /dev/null +++ b/belarussian/tut-by/tut-by.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ой, ужо напісалі, што грошай няма і ўсё блага. Няма чаго рабіць - пайду пасплю гадзінку. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/belarussian/zefir.md b/belarussian/zefir.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eb1e518816 --- /dev/null +++ b/belarussian/zefir.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Вы прачынаецеся ў пакоі са сценамі з зефіру. + +Пол пакрыты шакаладным глазурам. + +Сонца дорыць цяпло і спакой. + +Аднекуль даносіцца ціхі надзейны голас, які гарантуе стабільнасць нацыянальнай валюты. + +Вашы дзеянні: + +[Набяру пабольш зефіру, ён жа безкаштоўны](sell-zefir/sell-zefir.md) + +[Пабягу ў абменнiк купляць далляры](exchange-office/exchange-office.md) + +[Пасплю яшчэ гадзінку](sleep-sweet/sleep-sweet.md) + +[Пайду пакiну каментароу на tut.by](tut-by/tut-by.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/Aleksiev/TodorAleksiev.md b/bulgarian/Aleksiev/TodorAleksiev.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c893e4671c --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/Aleksiev/TodorAleksiev.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ + . . + , , ? + . + +1. . + +2. . + +3. . + +4. . \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/Enterprise/Enterprise.md b/bulgarian/Enterprise/Enterprise.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..82fe66dcc2 --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/Enterprise/Enterprise.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ + . "" , + "" . + : \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/burning_room.md b/bulgarian/burning_room.md index a79bedb4ed..e1e3c18a6b 100644 --- a/bulgarian/burning_room.md +++ b/bulgarian/burning_room.md @@ -1,19 +1,28 @@ Събуждаш се в непозната стая, на последния етаж на небостъргач, и виждаш, че съседната стая е обвзета в пламаци. -Оглеждаш се наоколо и забелязвате пистолет, желязна верига, одеало и мобилен телефон. (Мисля че мафията е след теб.) +Оглеждаш се наоколо и забелязваш пистолет, желязна верига, одеало и мобилен телефон. (Мисля че мафията е след теб.) Какво правиш? 1. [Впускаш се да бягаш, с всичка сила, към най-близкия изход.](./go_out/go_out.md) 2. [Решаваш да се обадиш на пожарната.](./fire-police/fire-police.md) -3. [Взимаш телефона и бързо набираш бригадата за да подготвиш засада на мафиотите.](./call_pesho/call_pesho.md) +3. [Взимаш телефона и бързо набираш бригадата, за да подготвиш засада на мафиотите.](./call_pesho/call_pesho.md) 4. [Грабваш одеалото и се впускаш да потушаваш пожара.](./save_the_day/save_the_day.md) -5. [Преди години си тренирал паркур. Грабваш веригата и се измъкнеш през прозореца.](./free_runner/free_runner.md) +5. [Преди години си тренирал паркур. Грабваш веригата и се измъкваш през прозореца.](./free_runner/free_runner.md) -6. [Грабваш пистолета и започваш да търсиш мафиотите съм.](./terminator/terminator.md) +6. [Грабваш пистолета и започваш да търсиш мафиотите.](./terminator/terminator.md) 7. [Завиваш се с одеалото и се опитваш да набереш някой близък човек.](./under_the_covers/under_the_covers.md) 8. [Решаваш да провериш дали не сънуваш.](./check_if_dreaming/check_if_dreaming.md) + +9. [Пиеш си хапчетата, взимаш от на Алексиев бурканитe](./Aleksiev/TodorAleksiev.md) + +10. [Решаваш, че си попаднал в Твърде лично и ти си Лиъм Нийсън.](./taken/taken.md) + +11. [Протягаш ръка към пистолета, но установяваш че ръцете ти са вързани.](./tied_hands/tied_hands.md) + +12. [Решаваш, че ти е писнало от тази примитивна планета. Нега си гори:](./Enterprise/Enterprise.md) + [- Скоти, телепортирай ме на Ентърпрайз!](./Enterprise/Enterprise.md) diff --git a/bulgarian/fire-police/fire-police.md b/bulgarian/fire-police/fire-police.md index 9e2f0be527..e1aa16efe1 100644 --- a/bulgarian/fire-police/fire-police.md +++ b/bulgarian/fire-police/fire-police.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ +Но за сметка на това един паяк идва и бързо ти вдига колата докато ти се чудиш как да измъкнеш горкия Пешо от пламъците. Оказва се, че си в България и на пожарникарите им отнема четири часа да дойдат. +Това каза кучето Пешо преди да изгори преди го приберат в местната дюнерджийница. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/free_runner/free_runner.md b/bulgarian/free_runner/free_runner.md index e65f5b899c..bdebd4a7d1 100644 --- a/bulgarian/free_runner/free_runner.md +++ b/bulgarian/free_runner/free_runner.md @@ -1,3 +1,7 @@ Хвърляш се през прозореца и от силният адреналин успяваш да се хванеш за една тръба. Оглеждаш се наоколо и виждаш прелитащ парапланер и преобличащата се съседка от долния етаж. -Концентрираш се и забелязваш странична стълба за аварийни случаи и дърво с голяма корона под теб. \ No newline at end of file +Концентрираш се и забелязваш странична стълба за аварийни случаи и дърво с голяма корона под теб. + +1. [Опитваш се да достигнеш стълбата по тръбата](ladder/ladder.md) + +2. [Скачаш към дървото, надявайки се да омекоти падането](tree/tree.md) diff --git a/bulgarian/free_runner/ladder/ladder.md b/bulgarian/free_runner/ladder/ladder.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..22a5d55011 --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/free_runner/ladder/ladder.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Опитваш се да се пръплъзнеш по тръбата с помощта на веригата. +Шумът, който издаваш обаче привлича вниманието на попуголата жена. +Тя се разкрещява, очевидно останала с грешното впечатление, че си някакъв воайор. +Посяга към телефона си и започва да набира номер. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/free_runner/tree/adrenaline/adrenaline.md b/bulgarian/free_runner/tree/adrenaline/adrenaline.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..992dbb8c80 --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/free_runner/tree/adrenaline/adrenaline.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Имаш инжекция с адреналин. Биеш си я в сърцето. Силите ти се възвръщат, +забравяш за болката и продължаваш да бягаш. Зад теб се появява кола. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/free_runner/tree/tree.md b/bulgarian/free_runner/tree/tree.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..48ba1c6fd0 --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/free_runner/tree/tree.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Докато падаш към дървото, забелязваш че от прозореца на твоята стая се подава мъжка глава и те вижда. +Успяваш да се хванеш за голям клон на дървото с помощта на веригата, но падането не минава без последствия. +Част от горната ти дреха се разкъсва и чак сега забелязваш, че целия ти торс е в синини. + +1. [Биеш си инжекция с адреналин.](adrenaline/adrenaline.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/save_the_day/let_her_die/let_her_die.md b/bulgarian/save_the_day/let_her_die/let_her_die.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b57ae1f0b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/save_the_day/let_her_die/let_her_die.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Гледаш как бавно изгаря в ужасни болки и накрая сте строполява +на земята. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/save_the_day/save_her/save_her.md b/bulgarian/save_the_day/save_her/save_her.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c224d8550d --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/save_the_day/save_her/save_her.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Преминаваш бързо със скок през пламъците и стигаш до жената, но +вече всичко започва да се срутва от огъня и няма на къде да отидеш. +С цялата си уплаха я грабваш усещайки адреналинът във вените си. +Все пак тя е майка на децата ти, не можеш да я оставиш въпреки аферата и с Пабло Ескобар. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/save_the_day/save_the_day.md b/bulgarian/save_the_day/save_the_day.md index f33868d450..5de1bd84b8 100644 --- a/bulgarian/save_the_day/save_the_day.md +++ b/bulgarian/save_the_day/save_the_day.md @@ -1 +1,7 @@ Влизаш в съседната стая и чуваш уплашен женски глас. Цялата стая е в пламaци. +Виждаш млада руса жена застанала в ъгъла на стаята и обградена от пламъци. +Имаш да направиш избор: + +[Опитай да я спасиш !](save_her/save_her.md) + +[Остави я, защото е прекалено опасно!](let_her_die/let_her_die.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/taken/taken.md b/bulgarian/taken/taken.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..95cec26b25 --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/taken/taken.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Обаждаш се на дъщеря си и й казваш: +- Те идват. Ще бъдеш отвлечена. Ще имаш само няколко секунди. Огледай ги и +изкрещи високо какви отличителни белези виждаш: брада, татуировка, коса, +дрехи. Имаш само един шанс. +След това прибираш пистолета, взимаш желязната верига, чупиш прозореца и я +използваш, за да слезеш на улицата, а с одеалото омекотяваш удара, когато +падаш върху лека кола, паркирала долу. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/bulgarian/tied_hands/tied_hands.md b/bulgarian/tied_hands/tied_hands.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..23c62938f7 --- /dev/null +++ b/bulgarian/tied_hands/tied_hands.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Усешташ че те обхваща паника. Това е краят, или ...? diff --git a/catala/aixecar/aixecar.md b/catala/aixecar/aixecar.md index 51fab9a551..407ee980da 100644 --- a/catala/aixecar/aixecar.md +++ b/catala/aixecar/aixecar.md @@ -1 +1,13 @@ -T'aixeques del llit i recorres l'habitació intentant recordar on ets \ No newline at end of file +T'aixeques del llit i recorres l'habitació intentant recordar on ets + +quan de sobte els mobles començen a convertir-se en xocolata. + +Què fas? + +[agafes el mòbil per fer una foto](../pessigar-se/foto/foto.md) + +[busques una sortida](../sortir/sortir.md) + +[Intentes convertirte en super guerrer](guerrer/guerrer.md) + +[Agafes un troç de taula i te'l comences a cruspir](menjar/menjar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/aixecar/guerrer/guerrer.md b/catala/aixecar/guerrer/guerrer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f496de15f --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/aixecar/guerrer/guerrer.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Et sents acorralat i penses que l'única forma de sortir d'aquí és transformarte en super guerrer... + +Respires profundament i comences a cridar com tants cops has vist per televisió... + +De sobte, un fort soroll et retorna a la realitat... + +Et despertes al llit de casa teva i te'n adones que t'has cagat a sobre! + +Clica [aquí](../../catala.md) per tornar a començar... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/aixecar/menjar/menjar.md b/catala/aixecar/menjar/menjar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5633e2d8f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/aixecar/menjar/menjar.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Mentre menjes la xocolata, et sopréns perque trobes que te gust de pollastre, +i comences a sospitar que potser has trobat una escletxa a Matrix. +De sobte algú pica a la porta. + +Toc Toc Toc! Que fàs? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/cantar/cantar.md b/catala/cantar/cantar.md index 146cb49059..5029502109 100644 --- a/catala/cantar/cantar.md +++ b/catala/cantar/cantar.md @@ -1,7 +1,11 @@ -La pluja que cau sobre la tenda et desperta. -El teu company de tenda havia deixat una bossa plena de llaminadures +La pluja que cau sobre la tenda et desperta. +El teu company de tenda havia deixat una bossa plena de llaminadures prop del teu cap, deu ser això el que t'ha fet somniar amb les parets de sucre... I ara... què vols fer? -[Tasto una llaminadura] (tastar/tastar.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Tasto una llaminadura](tastar/tastar.md) + +[Surto de la tenda](sortir_tenda/sortir_tenda.md) + +[Em pose a dormir](../dormir/dormir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/cantar/sortir_tenda/sortir_tenda.md b/catala/cantar/sortir_tenda/sortir_tenda.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..774a52aed7 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/cantar/sortir_tenda/sortir_tenda.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Tot pareix normal... Els teus amics estan davant un foc +sota la pluja.. Perquè no s'apaga el foc? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/cantar/tastar/tastar.md b/catala/cantar/tastar/tastar.md index 2905ac0902..416fe7a4bc 100644 --- a/catala/cantar/tastar/tastar.md +++ b/catala/cantar/tastar/tastar.md @@ -1 +1,6 @@ Tastes una llaminadura en forma de cor, i a fora sembla que para de ploure. Obres la tenda i... tot és de sucre! +El sol regalima lentament sobre l'horitzó gotes de caramel, i et preguntes quin gust deu tindre. + +[Et pessigues el braç. Això no pot ser real!](../../pessigar-se/pessigar-se.md) + +[Tastes les llàgrimes del sol.](tastes_sol/tastes_sol.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/cantar/tastar/tastes_sol/tastes_sol.md b/catala/cantar/tastar/tastes_sol/tastes_sol.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2cebf0d4b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/cantar/tastar/tastes_sol/tastes_sol.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +T'acostes a l'horitzó i tastes el caramel que cau del sol. +Té un gust deliciós i sorprenent, com corrents de calor pessigollant entre les teves dents. +Quan te n'has fartat t'adones que rere l'horitzó no hi ha més caramel: només una llarga caiguda al buit. + +[Estàs tan tip de caramel, que decideixes deixar-te caure al buit. Fins que xoques contra el fons...](../../../aixecar/aixecar.md) + +[Busques alguna forma de parar la caiguda. Trobes una gran roca i et puges a sobre](../../../troll/troll.md) diff --git a/catala/catala.md b/catala/catala.md index 09a15b4f3d..ae90693dab 100644 --- a/catala/catala.md +++ b/catala/catala.md @@ -2,17 +2,28 @@ Un matí, t'aixeques en una estranya habitació amb les parets fetes de núvols Què fas? -Tanque els ulls els torne a obrir. No pot ser. On estic? +Tanque els ulls, els torne a obrir. "No pot ser. On estic?" -Em resulta familiar, però no sé on estic. [Que és aixó ](http://www.google.es/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-b0CZu7RAyiM%2FULaNOLTJMZI%2FAAAAAAAAAA8%2FwmVTGAKDC-U%2Fs400%2FCaptura3.PNG&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsusandsan.blogspot.com%2F2012%2F11%2Fsimbolismo-figuracion-y-abstraccion.html&h=304&w=400&tbnid=jAdgGBhRlYxgwM%3A&zoom=1&docid=j7NOlpg8lyjPMM&ei=xo95VOvhDc7zasWGgaAP&tbm=isch&ved=0CGMQMygfMB8&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=1931&page=3&start=20&ndsp=13) +"Em resulta familiar, però no sé on estic." [Què és això? ](http://www.google.es/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-b0CZu7RAyiM%2FULaNOLTJMZI%2FAAAAAAAAAA8%2FwmVTGAKDC-U%2Fs400%2FCaptura3.PNG&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fsusandsan.blogspot.com%2F2012%2F11%2Fsimbolismo-figuracion-y-abstraccion.html&h=304&w=400&tbnid=jAdgGBhRlYxgwM%3A&zoom=1&docid=j7NOlpg8lyjPMM&ei=xo95VOvhDc7zasWGgaAP&tbm=isch&ved=0CGMQMygfMB8&iact=rc&uact=3&dur=1931&page=3&start=20&ndsp=13) Què fas? -[Et poses a dormir] (dormir/dormir.md) -[Cantes de l'alegria] (cantar/cantar.md) +[Et poses a dormir](dormir/dormir.md) -[Penses com sortir d'aquí] (sortir/sortir.md) +[Cantes de l'alegria](cantar/cantar.md) -[Et pessigues el braç] (pessigar-se/pessigar-se.md) +[Penses com sortir d'aquí](sortir/sortir.md) -[T'aixeques del llit] (aixecar/aixecar.md) +[Et pessigues el braç](pessigar-se/pessigar-se.md) + +[T'aixeques del llit](aixecar/aixecar.md) + +[Comences a menjar sucre desesperadament](menjar/menjar.md) + +[somrius](somrius/somrius.md) + +[Entres en pànic absolut](panic/panic.md) + +[Corres cap a la paret més propera](correr/correr.md) + +[Fas un stories](stories/stories.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/correr/correr.md b/catala/correr/correr.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..86b3acda9a --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/correr/correr.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +La ostia que et fots és de campionat! + +Que no saps que les parets no poden ser de núvol de sucre? + +És clar que no, si no les formigues t'entrarien a casa ;-P + +Què fas? + +[Et poses a buscar formigues](formigues/formigues.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/correr/formigues/formigues.md b/catala/correr/formigues/formigues.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ed1cbf42a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/correr/formigues/formigues.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Les petites formiguetes a l'estiu, +quan el blat ja està segat, ben lligat i apilotat, +surten arrengleredetes del seu niu, fent xiu-xiu, fent xiu-xiu... + +I et poses a fer-li pessigolles a la teva parella! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/dormir/bufar/bufar_arros.md b/catala/dormir/bufar/bufar_arros.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d735928b1c --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/dormir/bufar/bufar_arros.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Agafes una cullerada i bufes per a que es refredi per no controles la teva fora +i tot el contingut de la cullera surt volant i queda escampat pel terra i les parets de l'habitaci. +L'arrs bullent comena a derretir les parets i s'obre un forat cap a un altre mn. + diff --git a/catala/dormir/dormir.md b/catala/dormir/dormir.md index 195375687d..39a5c01128 100644 --- a/catala/dormir/dormir.md +++ b/catala/dormir/dormir.md @@ -1,2 +1,10 @@ Et quedes dormint com un suro. A les 14 hores -et desperta ta mare amb un plat d'arròs al forn. \ No newline at end of file +et desperta ta mare amb un plat d'arròs al forn. + +Veus que surt fum del plat. Què fas? + +[Tasto una mica](tastar/tastar_arros.md) + +[Pregunto a la mare per què surt fum del plat](preguntar/preguntar_fum.md) + +[Bufo per que es refredi](bufar/bufar_arros.md) diff --git a/catala/dormir/preguntar/preguntar_fum.md b/catala/dormir/preguntar/preguntar_fum.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ea49da7b9a --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/dormir/preguntar/preguntar_fum.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +La mare diu que acaba de sortir del forn i encara crema. + +Què vols fer? + +[Tasto una mica](../tastar/tastar_arros.md) + +[Bufo per que es refredi](../bufar/bufar_arros.md) diff --git a/catala/dormir/tastar/tastar_arros.md b/catala/dormir/tastar/tastar_arros.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f6df62003e --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/dormir/tastar/tastar_arros.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Culleres!! Quina cremada... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/menjar/menjar.md b/catala/menjar/menjar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a1c71da0e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/menjar/menjar.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Endrapes i endrapes sense parar, devores voraçment un suau sucre sense saber +el perquè. A poc a poc vas notant que aquest et produeix un rar efecte, +el teu cap comença a sumir-se dolçament en un estat quasi anastèsic de +felicitat i harmonia. És inevitable.. + +Et deixes anar i caus estès al terra. + +Què fas? + +No res, has mort. +I els metges no saben trobar una explicació, però de sucre no n'has menjat pas. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/panic/panic.md b/catala/panic/panic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a46da51ac3 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/panic/panic.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +De sobte no pots respirar, els pulmons se't fan petits i no t'entra l'aire. + +Notes com tot el cos se't paralitza de por. + +Però com redimonis has arribat allà? + +L'últim que recordes és que estaves a casa, tumbat al teu llit, llegint +abans d'anar a dormir. + +I pensant en llegit... on està el llibre? + +Però redimoniiiiis!!! A qui li importa on està el llibre en aquest moment? +Això no és important en aquest moment, t'has de centrar i pensar en on estàs, +com hi has arribat i com redimooooooniiiiis sortiràs d'allà. + +Però... i el llibre? + +Si em surto d'aquesta, prometo no tornar a llegir Kafka abans de dormir. + +Al sortir a corre cuita de l'habitació, em trobo de sobte +[al damunt d'una roca al mig d'un bosc ben fosc.](../troll/troll.md) diff --git a/catala/pessigar-se/pessigar-se.md b/catala/pessigar-se/pessigar-se.md index 22a60708e0..523449378a 100644 --- a/catala/pessigar-se/pessigar-se.md +++ b/catala/pessigar-se/pessigar-se.md @@ -2,6 +2,8 @@ Quan obres els ulls els nvols de sucre s'han convertit en canaris roses que t'estan pessigant el bra esquerre. Qu fas? -[Et menges un canari rosa per veure si t gust de nvol] (menjar/menjar.md) +[Et menges un canari rosa per veure si t gust de nvol](menjar/menjar.md) -[treus el mbil per fer una foto als canaris i enviar-la als teus amics] (foto/foto.md) +[treus el mbil per fer una foto als canaris i enviar-la als teus amics](foto/foto.md) + +[Et desmaies, no soportes els canaris... sobretot els roses...](../dormir/dormir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/somrius/icar/icar.md b/catala/somrius/icar/icar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..03e0a61914 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/somrius/icar/icar.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Emprens el vol, com un ocell! + +Puges als cims més alts. Sobrevoles rius i llacs, i mars + +L'aventura només a començat! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/somrius/somrius.md b/catala/somrius/somrius.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ab5c21983 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/somrius/somrius.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Somrius. Content i feliç com quan eres un nen. + +El somni de la teva vida de trobar una casa de núvols de sucre, com el d'en Hansel i la Gretel, s'ha complert! + +Prens un bocí de núvol i recordes que vols volar. unes ales t'apareixen a l'esquena. Ara tens un dilema, què fas? + +[Continues menjant núvols de sucre](../menjar/menjar.md) + +[Surts per la finestra i alces el vol](icar/icar.md) diff --git a/catala/sortir/sortir.md b/catala/sortir/sortir.md index c097863e3c..1c50829ac8 100644 --- a/catala/sortir/sortir.md +++ b/catala/sortir/sortir.md @@ -1,2 +1,12 @@ Et poses dempeus i busques una sortida, no veus res. De cop i volta, el terra es torna tou i t'enfonses a poc a poc. + +Cada cop estàs més enfonsat... de sobte mires a d'alt i veus +uns peus que es belluguen amb impaciència... aquestes sabates +et sonen... Ets tu! +Tanques els ulls de nou, amb força, i dessitges que tot el que +has vist sigui fruit de la teva imaginació. + +Però veus que no pots agafar son i t'acabes despertant. + +Clica [aquí](../catala.md) per tornar a començar... diff --git a/catala/stories/app_camera/app_camera.md b/catala/stories/app_camera/app_camera.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6a7dcfd220 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/stories/app_camera/app_camera.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +El móvil de núvols de sucre és incríble... te uns efectes psicodélics que +ensenyen criatures virtuals en realitat augmentada sobre la aplicació de camera. +Quan toques sobre les criatures a la pantalla es converteixen en reals, +es la millor foto que has fet en anys, segur que consegueixes un millió de nous +seguidors despres de pujar la foto. + +I ara... què vols fer? + +[Pujar la foto](pujar_foto/pujar_foto.md) + +[Em poso a dormir](../../dormir/dormir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/stories/app_camera/pujar_foto/pujar_foto.md b/catala/stories/app_camera/pujar_foto/pujar_foto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c520514335 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/stories/app_camera/pujar_foto/pujar_foto.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Li dones al botó de compartir i veus els teus seguidors +aumentar molt ràpidament, a cada nou seguidor cau un núvol +de sucre del sostre i en pocs instants et trobes a sota d'una muntanya +de núvols de sucre que t'impedeix moure't. + +Ara, feliç de ser la persona més popular del moment, tornes a dormir. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/stories/menjar_movil/menjar_movil.md b/catala/stories/menjar_movil/menjar_movil.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..947b568d55 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/stories/menjar_movil/menjar_movil.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +El móvil de núvols de sucre té un sabor espectacular i t'ompla la panxa ràpidament. + +I ara... et vols menjar les parets? + +[Comences a menjar sucre desesperadament](../../menjar/menjar.md) + +[Et poses a dormir](../../dormir/dormir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/stories/stories.md b/catala/stories/stories.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f15ee7f42 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/stories/stories.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Busques a la tauleta de nit el teu móvil. Et costa trobar-ho pero per fi, +mig dormit encara et dones conta que el móvil també esta fet de núvols de sucre... + +I ara... què vols fer? + +[Menjar el móvil](menjar_movil/menjar_movil.md) + +[Activo el móvil i obro la app de camera](app_camera/app_camera.md) + +[Em poso a dormir](../dormir/dormir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/catala/troll/troll.md b/catala/troll/troll.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e3ee916052 --- /dev/null +++ b/catala/troll/troll.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +De sobte, la roca comença a moure's. T'agafes ben fort a ella per no caure +mentre veus, sorprès, com es va aixecant del terra un gran troll! + +El troll no s'ha adonat de la teva presència, petit que ets, així que et quedes agafat al seu clatell +sense fer cap soroll, mentre comença a caminar cap al bosc... diff --git a/croatian/sljez.md b/croatian/sljez.md index 22b52cd92c..2b44426c77 100644 --- a/croatian/sljez.md +++ b/croatian/sljez.md @@ -11,3 +11,9 @@ Cini ti se da te netko promatra Kad pogledas na stranu, sljezova ruka ti pokusava zgrabiti upaljac/ Napokon shvatis da je sljez samosvjestan! + +Brzo zgrabiš upaljač, prestravljeno trčeći prema najbližim vratima. + +Vani pada kisa. + +Istrcis van, sljez se rastopi. diff --git a/czech/druhy_bok/sen/ve_snu.md b/czech/druhy_bok/sen/ve_snu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..23014ade50 --- /dev/null +++ b/czech/druhy_bok/sen/ve_snu.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Ve spánku jsis uvědomil sám sebe a pokusil jsi se usnout. To se ti povedlo. Zdá se ti sen. +Sníš sen o snu ve snu. + diff --git a/czech/druhy_bok/spanek.md b/czech/druhy_bok/spanek.md index acc747cc92..2d81b54211 100644 --- a/czech/druhy_bok/spanek.md +++ b/czech/druhy_bok/spanek.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ -Spíš \ No newline at end of file +Spíš, ale ve spánku si uvědomuješ sama sebe. Divné. Dokážeš ovlivnit své myšlenky. Co uděláš? +Spoustu lidí chce létat a ve spánku, pokud jsme si vědomi sami sebe, můžeme. Existuje +i odborný termín - anglicky lucid dreaming. + +[Pokusíš se usnout ve snu](sen/ve_snu.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/czech/kapsy/mince/roztocit.md b/czech/kapsy/mince/roztocit.md index b9fc7079f2..0ab14f9adf 100644 --- a/czech/kapsy/mince/roztocit.md +++ b/czech/kapsy/mince/roztocit.md @@ -4,3 +4,5 @@ Na zemi roztočíš šestikorunu. Ta se točí, točí, točí ... Až se zastaví o kousek maršmelounu, který se odlepil od stropu podivné místnosti. +Když chceš zjistit zda padl rub nebo líc s překvapením zjistíš, že to nebyla normální +šestikoruna, ale na lícní straně je vyryta podobizna šklebícího se ďábla. diff --git a/czech/kapsy/nuz/bandaz/dvere/dvere.md b/czech/kapsy/nuz/bandaz/dvere/dvere.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fb1ee6f0af --- /dev/null +++ b/czech/kapsy/nuz/bandaz/dvere/dvere.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Projdeš dveřmi azjistiš že je tam hromada maršmeloidních humanoidu +kteří vypadají jako panaček mischelin obraceny naruby +a otočený vzhůru nohama. Jeden znich se otoči a vydase tvím směrem. +Co udělaš? Vytasíš nuž? Začneš zdrhat? +Nebo provedeš uplně něco jiného? diff --git a/czech/kapsy/nuz/bandaz/marsmelak.md b/czech/kapsy/nuz/bandaz/marsmelak.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..70168e47e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/czech/kapsy/nuz/bandaz/marsmelak.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Tak je to jasné, je to zatraceně dobrá simulace, protože kdyby to byla realita, +tak jsi už dávno omdlel z pohledu na krev. + +Teď už jen potřebuješ najít, kde se za stěnou z maršmeláku skrývá ovládací ovládací panel, +pak přečteš manuál v činštině a zazračně prolomíš administrátorské heslo a jsi vítěz.... +... a nebo by ses mohl podívat, co se skrývá za těmi otevřenými dveřmi... + +["Koukneš za dvere"](dvere/dvere.md) diff --git a/czech/kapsy/nuz/riz.md b/czech/kapsy/nuz/riz.md index 3338a90a27..3fff542585 100644 --- a/czech/kapsy/nuz/riz.md +++ b/czech/kapsy/nuz/riz.md @@ -3,3 +3,5 @@ Z rozespalosti to trochu přeženeš. Zabereš víc, než jsi měl v úmyslu a málem si uřežeš poslední článek ukazováčku. K nechutně sladkému smradu marshmelounů se připojí nasládlý pach čerstvé krve. + +["Honem chňapneš jednoho maršmeláka, uděláš v něm díru, nasadíš ho na krvácející prst a zapalovačem stmelíš"](bandaz/marsmelak.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/czech/marsmelouny.md b/czech/marsmelouny.md index ee21b495c3..1fffbfab2c 100644 --- a/czech/marsmelouny.md +++ b/czech/marsmelouny.md @@ -1,4 +1,5 @@ Jednoho rána se vzbudíš v divné místnosti se zdmi z maršmelounů. +Dokonce i podlaha a strop je z maršmelounů. Co uděláš: diff --git a/danish/haervejen/bobbob/bob.md b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/bob.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a5e13ac8b6 --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/bob.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Nøglen sidder i tændingen, så du kører tilfreds afsted. Efter et stykke tid hører du en mumlen fra bagsædet. +Du opdager bestyrtet at der ligger en høj, tynd og bleg mand og taler i søvne. Han siger "Bob bob bob". + +Hvad gør du? + +[Vækker manden](vaekke/vaekke_manden.md) + +[Stopper stille og roligt i vejkanten](stop/stop_i_vejkanten.md) + +[Kører videre og lader manden sove](videre/koer_og_lad_sove.md) + diff --git a/danish/haervejen/bobbob/stop/stop_i_vejkanten.md b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/stop/stop_i_vejkanten.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f2f5ae48ce --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/stop/stop_i_vejkanten.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Du stopper stille og roligt bilen i vejkanten. diff --git a/danish/haervejen/bobbob/vaekke/vaekke_manden.md b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/vaekke/vaekke_manden.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4cb1daad75 --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/vaekke/vaekke_manden.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Du siger, fast og højt, "Hallo, Her! Kan du høre mig?" diff --git a/danish/haervejen/bobbob/videre/koer_og_lad_sove.md b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/videre/koer_og_lad_sove.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c9dc5d0b06 --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/haervejen/bobbob/videre/koer_og_lad_sove.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Du vælger at køre videre, men kører forsigtigt så du ikke kommer til at vække manden på bagsædet. +Han siger fortsat "bob bob bob" af og til. diff --git a/danish/haervejen/cykeltur/cykeltur.md b/danish/haervejen/cykeltur/cykeltur.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5482bfc3be --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/haervejen/cykeltur/cykeltur.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Du samler cyklen op, og nu går det væsentligt hurtigere, omend lettere +knirkende. Vejen bugter sig langsomt ned gennem landskabet, langs marker, +gårde og landsbyer. + +Dagen er nu ved at være på hæld, og du kan ikke se noget der kunne ligne et +gæstgiveri i nærheden. + +Hvad gør du? + +[Holder en fed provinsfest for dig selv](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_xIoJzZtKg). + +[Går i panik, smider cyklen og bryder ud i en erotisk, +dog klodsede dans sammen med en tilfældig +forbipasserende](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYbI07YBFuI). diff --git a/danish/haervejen/haervejen.md b/danish/haervejen/haervejen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e67ef909e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/haervejen/haervejen.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Du vandrer sydpå og fra bakkerne hører du lyden af [musik](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUGd8X7bjuo). + +Men du vælger at ignorere det og prøver at finde et køretøj. Vælger du: + +[en rusten cykel](cykeltur/cykeltur.md) + +[en traktor](https://youtu.be/kCsSVLZ6wCI?t=31s)? + +[at ride med Dick Turpin](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4d3RW488AQ)? + +En [forladt bil] (bobbob/bob.md), der holder i vejkanten? + +eller + +[det ukendte eventyr(kun for de modige)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFzDaBzBlL0)? diff --git a/danish/have/have.md b/danish/have/have.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a183173414 --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/have/have.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Du opdager, at dine gulerødder er klare til at blive høstet. Du bliver høster +gulerødderne og bager en +[gulerodskage] (http://www.arla.dk/opskrifter/gulerodskage/). diff --git a/danish/snitting/snitting.md b/danish/snitting/snitting.md index c3f9150c3c..6da8c09d7a 100644 --- a/danish/snitting/snitting.md +++ b/danish/snitting/snitting.md @@ -1 +1,8 @@ -Günther siger "It is not so lige til", og fortsætter med at snitte. \ No newline at end of file +Günther siger "It is not so lige til", og fortsætter med at snitte. +Og det kan han jo ha ret i. + +Vælger du at: + +[Spørge "Why is it egentlig that you are always, snitting Günther?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WS7iJNb4lI) + +[Spørge "Then I will go there over and drik some øl with Hansi"](../velkommen.md) diff --git a/danish/synging/synging.md b/danish/synging/synging.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0793965228 --- /dev/null +++ b/danish/synging/synging.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Du siger “Maybe en bette song kan make us in a better humor!” + +Hvilken sang vælger du: + +[Synge “Knokkel pukkel man“](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPvqm28mL4Q) + +[Synge “it's hard to be a nissemann“](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqyjDQGS_Sg) + +[Spørge "Then I will go there over and drik some øl with Hansi"](../velkommen.md) diff --git a/danish/velkommen.md b/danish/velkommen.md index 4e700b4a6b..945fd021d9 100644 --- a/danish/velkommen.md +++ b/danish/velkommen.md @@ -2,8 +2,16 @@ Du befinder på en mark i Vestjylland tilhørende kartoffelavler Oluf Sand og de Sammen med dig er Fritz, Hansi og Günther, der skal finde en nøgle til the Playdåse som spiller Gammel Noks livsmelodi. +Når du kigger sydpå, kan du se Hærvejen som fører mod SønderJylland og Nissernes forjættede once-again-joined-land. + Gammel Nok bliver i sin seng. Vælger du at: -[Spørge "Well Gynter! How goes it with the snitting?"](snitting/snitting.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Spørge "Well Gynter! How goes it with the snitting?"](snitting/snitting.md) + +[Prøver at lette stemningen](synging/synging.md) + +[Tage kapsækken på ryggen og vandre sydpå, "Come so med jer! What are you venting for?"](haervejen/haervejen.md) + +[Gå en tur i din have] (have/have.md) diff --git a/dothraki/daenerys/daenerys.md b/dothraki/daenerys/daenerys.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f20218e643 --- /dev/null +++ b/dothraki/daenerys/daenerys.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Akka vojjor zala hilelat Daenerys, vosma laz vo. [Essali](../dothraki_evoli.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dothraki/dosh-khaleen/dosh-khaleen.md b/dothraki/dosh-khaleen/dosh-khaleen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..398ecfb290 --- /dev/null +++ b/dothraki/dosh-khaleen/dosh-khaleen.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Sekke zichome, toki tokik. [Esemrasali] (https://media.giphy.com/media/BZVuzQA6ehO2A/giphy.gif) diff --git a/dothraki/dothraki_evoli.md b/dothraki/dothraki_evoli.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..40a1ada658 --- /dev/null +++ b/dothraki/dothraki_evoli.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +[Learn Dothraki](http://dothraki.org) + +Zali hilelat [Drogo](drogo/drogo.md) ? + +Zali hilelat [Daenerys](daenerys/daenerys.md) ? + +Zali hilelat [Dosh Khaleen] (dosh-khaleen/dosh-khaleen.md) ? + +Zali hilelat [Sir Jorah] (sir-jorah/sir-jorah.md) ? + +[Valar Morghulis](valyrian/valyrian.md) diff --git a/dothraki/drogo/drogo.md b/dothraki/drogo/drogo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..29f0363038 --- /dev/null +++ b/dothraki/drogo/drogo.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Me Drivol :( [Essali](../dothraki_evoli.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dothraki/sir-jorah/sir-jorah.md b/dothraki/sir-jorah/sir-jorah.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1af7b0f3b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/dothraki/sir-jorah/sir-jorah.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Mae athzhili Daenerys evoon. Vosma yer laz [athfiezi] (https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6EhO0Q1RYyWYMLUQ/giphy.gif) . diff --git a/dothraki/valyrian/valyrian.md b/dothraki/valyrian/valyrian.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..55d053b93c --- /dev/null +++ b/dothraki/valyrian/valyrian.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hazi [Valyrian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valar_Morghulis), yer yofi!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/donker-bos.md b/dutch/bos/donker-bos.md index c04315965e..bb3bed5dba 100644 --- a/dutch/bos/donker-bos.md +++ b/dutch/bos/donker-bos.md @@ -8,3 +8,6 @@ Je gaat snel [terug naar de hei](../welkom.md) Je blijft stiekem [meekijken](ontvoering/ontvoering.md) +Je kijkt rond in de [struiken](struiken/in_de_struiken.md) + +Je wandelt nog even door en komt op een [verlaten weg](verlaten-weg/verlaten-weg.md) terecht. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/geld-verdienen.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/geld-verdienen.md index 622493e043..d1cea0c1b9 100644 --- a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/geld-verdienen.md +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/geld-verdienen.md @@ -2,4 +2,10 @@ In eerste instantie geloven de mannen je niet maar als ze je Rolex om je arm zien zijn ze snel geïnteresseerd. Wie is deze man? De mannen kijken elkaar aan en na een korte blik vraagt de langste man: -Voor wie werk jij dan eigenlijk en heb je nog meer klussen? \ No newline at end of file +Voor wie werk jij dan eigenlijk en heb je nog meer klussen? + +- Ik ben Lucien de zoon van Carmen van Walraven en ik kom [wraak nemen!](wraak/wraak.md) + +- Ik ben Ruben de Roker... +leider van de grootste mensensmokkerlaarsbende van Nederland +en ik heb nog [een mooie klus voor één van jullie.](mensensmokkel/mensensmokkel.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/mensensmokkel/mensensmokkel.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/mensensmokkel/mensensmokkel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..46cd028332 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/mensensmokkel/mensensmokkel.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Ik denk niet dat ik nu een keuze kan maken, wie het wordt. +Maar ik weet wel dat de sterkste van jullie twee de grootste kans maakt om met mij samen te werken. + +Ik ben namelijk benieuwd wie van jullie.... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/wraak/wraak.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/wraak/wraak.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..346753a32f --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/klus/wraak/wraak.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Beide mannen slaan stijf achterover van verbazing, hoe is het mogelijk! + +"Lucien was toch vergiftigd door Mafkees Mark.... +de nieuwste leerling van onze baas?" vraagt de dikste man. + +"Dan is die verdomde Mark toch de mol!" schreeuwt de langste man +kokend van woede, wetende dat zijn laatste minuten zijn geteld. + +Hij is nog niet uitgepraat... +of razendsnel pak ik met beide handen van onder mijn trui twee vlijmscherpe werpmessen. + +En met een soepele werpbeweging gooi ik ze richting de hoofden van de verschikte mannen... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/meehelpen.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/meehelpen.md index 889d16bf22..2a7c380b24 100644 --- a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/meehelpen.md +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/meehelpen.md @@ -5,4 +5,6 @@ Een sterke man kunnen ze goed gebruiken omdat de lijkzak erg zwaar is. Ze houden je goed in de gaten, hoe red je je nou uit deze situatie? Je maakt een slechte grap over de vorige man die je zo versleept hebt en hoe -goed die [klus](klus/geld-verdienen.md) betaalde. \ No newline at end of file +goed die [klus](klus/geld-verdienen.md) betaalde. + +Je zegt dat je even moet [plassen](plassen/watnu.md), en je loopt richting de bosjes. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/lopen.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/lopen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3502b09209 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/lopen.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Je begint te rennen en kijkt na 50 meter om, je ziet de zware jongens achter je aan rennen. +Wat doe je? + +Je laat je op de grond vallen en doet alsof je dood bent. + +Je klimt in een boom. + +Je stopt, [draait je om](omdraaien/terugrennen.md) en rent zo hard als je kan op de zware jongens af. + +Je maakt een scherpe bocht, de zware jongens merken het niet op, maar je glijdt +uit en [rolt](vastzitten/vastzitten.md) van een heuvel af. diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/omdraaien/terugrennen.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/omdraaien/terugrennen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ab87afc41 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/omdraaien/terugrennen.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Terwijl je rent zie je dat de mannen afremmen en angstig jouw kant op kijken. +Vervolgens draaien ze zich om en rennen van je af. Terwijl je je afvraagt waarom ze dat zouden doen, +gebeurt er het volgende: \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/vastzitten/vastzitten.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/vastzitten/vastzitten.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1b5ae3b484 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/lopen/vastzitten/vastzitten.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Aan het eind van de heubel val je beneden, maar een van je handen komt klem te +zitten aan de rand. + +Nu hang je daar, je benen zwengelen in de lucht. De enigste manier +om te zorgen dat je niet verder valt is door je mobiel te laten vallen in de +hand die klem zit. + +Wat doe je? diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/mobiel/mobiel.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/mobiel/mobiel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec5920d390 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/mobiel/mobiel.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Je drukt 112 in op je mobiel maar de toetsen maken geluid en de zware jongens horen het. +Wat doe je? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/plast/plast.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/plast/plast.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cbd8013900 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/plast/plast.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Je doet net alsof je plast, maar een van de zware jongens vertrouwt het niet. +Hij komt op je aflopen. Wat doe je? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/watnu.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/watnu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..78f79db789 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/meehelpen/plassen/watnu.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Zodra je de bosjes bereikt hebt... + +Zet je het op een [lopen](lopen/lopen.md). + +Uit het zicht pak je je [mobiel](mobiel/mobiel.md) om 112 te bellen. + +Je bedenkt je en doet net alsof je [plast](plast/plast.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/politie.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/politie.md index a9ed06aa78..89c4bf846f 100644 --- a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/politie.md +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/politie.md @@ -3,4 +3,8 @@ Eenmaal in verbinding met de hulpdiensen, vertel je je locatie. Je legt het probleem uit en de politie is meteen onderweg. Eind goed al goed! -Of toch niet... \ No newline at end of file +Of toch niet... + +De mannen [komen dreigend op je af](vastgebonden/vastgebonden.md) + +Je hoort een doffe klap en je [verliest het bewustzijn](schuur/schuur.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/schuur/schuur.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/schuur/schuur.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3d4443bfc2 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/schuur/schuur.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Het is al donker als je wakker wordt in een schuur. + +Je hoofd doet pijn, je ligt op de grond en je armen zijn achter je rug vastgebonden. + +Je probeert op te staan. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/vastgebonden/vastgebonden.md b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/vastgebonden/vastgebonden.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e6156262df --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/ontvoering/politie/vastgebonden/vastgebonden.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +De mannen laten dit natuurlijk niet zomaar op zich zitten en komen dreigend op je af. + +Voordat je om hulp hebt kunnen roepen, hebben ze je al beetgepakt. + +Ze plakken je mond af met een stuk tape, en binden je armen achter je rug. + +"Je had je hier beter niet mee kunnen bemoeien!" sist de een. + +En terwijl hij de lijkzak optilt, geeft de ander je een por. "Meekomen jij!" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/struiken/bes/bes.md b/dutch/bos/struiken/bes/bes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e2ea06fcb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/struiken/bes/bes.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Je krijgt een visioen. + +Je bevindt je in de [struiken](../in_de_struiken.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/struiken/in_de_struiken.md b/dutch/bos/struiken/in_de_struiken.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..561b8d1fb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/struiken/in_de_struiken.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Je ligt in de struiken en kijkt rond. De takken prikken in je rug. + +Je [plukt een bes](bes/bes.md). + +Je besluit geen bes te plukken en gaat [verder in het bos](../donker-bos.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/bos/verlaten-weg/noorden/noorden.md b/dutch/bos/verlaten-weg/noorden/noorden.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..649b681105 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/verlaten-weg/noorden/noorden.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Je volgt de verlaten weg ongeveer een uur richting het noorden. +Je ziet een dorp in de verte opdoemen. +Even later blijkt dat je terug bent bij de laatste kroeg van de kroegentocht. + +Dorstig van de wandeling besluit je daar maar een biertje te nemen. diff --git a/dutch/bos/verlaten-weg/verlaten-weg.md b/dutch/bos/verlaten-weg/verlaten-weg.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..12dc1ef91a --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/bos/verlaten-weg/verlaten-weg.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Er is niemand op de weg te zien, je blijft een tijdje wachten, +in de hoop dat je iemand tegenkomt. + +Uiteindelijk besluit je dan maar in een bepaalde richting te wandelen ... + +Je loopt naar het [noorden](noorden/noorden.md). diff --git a/dutch/check-mail/mail.md b/dutch/check-mail/mail.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ed0d8ca436 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/check-mail/mail.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +nope, je hebt geen mail + +Je leest nostalgisch een mail van je ex, nog een dringende mail van je baas, maar voor de rest, nope, geen mail... + +[Het bos](../bos/donker-bos.md) dan maar? + +... of [klimmen over het hek](../over-het-hek/hek.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/droom/droom.md b/dutch/droom/droom.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..57484910f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/droom/droom.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Maar dan verandert de droom. +De letters veranderen in getallen en je wordt plotseling geconfronteerd met moelijke sommen als: +hoeveel is drie tankstations gedeeld door vier bomen maal een lekke fietsband? +Toch maar liever wakker worden? Maar waar raak je dan verzeild? diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/eet/eet.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/eet/eet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5bf3d14d7a --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/eet/eet.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +En toch blijft het niet te pruimen. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/flippo.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/flippo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..67a45b68db --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/flippo.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Je denk terug aan je jeugd, de hoeveelheid zakken chips die nodig waren om je dorst voor flippo's te verzadigen. + +Langzaam neem je één van de flippo's tussen je vingers en... + +[Je scheert hem een rot eind weg](scheer/scheer.md) + +[Je eet hem op](eet/eet.md) Je had in de cosmo gelezen dat droog karton het beste helpt tegen een kater. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/scheer/scheer.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/scheer/scheer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..790863f11f --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/flippo/scheer/scheer.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +De flippo gaat best hard, even waan je jezelf een olympisch atleet, +maar snel bezef je dat het hier maar om een stuk karton half +zo groot als een bierviltje gaat. Even was het leuk. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/hek.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/hek.md index a8ed6e46a7..d11776a26c 100644 --- a/dutch/over-het-hek/hek.md +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/hek.md @@ -13,3 +13,7 @@ Je zoekt naar hulpmiddelen om los te komen in je zakken en ... wat vind je? [Wat onbekende paddestoelen; terwijl je verder droomt eet je ze op](hek.md) [Je autosleutel](sleutel/sleutel.md) + +[Een paar flippo's uit de jaren '90](flippo/flippo.md) + +[Een Zwitsers zakmes](zakmes/zakmes.md) diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/mobiel/lichtje/lichtje.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/mobiel/lichtje/lichtje.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7b60bbca9f --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/mobiel/lichtje/lichtje.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Het lichtje komt snel dichterbij. Wanhopig grijp je naar je [Zwitsers zakmes](../../zakmes/zakmes.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/mobiel/mobiel.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/mobiel/mobiel.md index d5f3e38502..ee9d6bd559 100644 --- a/dutch/over-het-hek/mobiel/mobiel.md +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/mobiel/mobiel.md @@ -1,2 +1,6 @@ Je druk op het knopje van je mobiel, het scherm licht nog even op en... +...heb jij weer, 'Battery too low' en het scherm dimt, maar in het laatste schijnsel +zie je nog net een schim vlakbij voor je langs bewegen, wat is dit nu weer?? + +De schim vervolgt zijn weg zonder je op te merken. In der verte verschijnt een [lichtje](lichtje/lichtje.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/nacht/deze-nacht.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/nacht/deze-nacht.md index 276604ac40..fe40f487a8 100644 --- a/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/nacht/deze-nacht.md +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/nacht/deze-nacht.md @@ -1 +1,9 @@ Plotseling komen vage beelden naar boven ... + +Je beseft dat je droomt, alsof je in een slecht verhaal zit, en ziet dat alles verkeerd gespeld is. +Een boom heet plotseling booom en benzinetankstation heet bedritanktontiats. + +Maar zoals in alle dromen die van zichzelf bewust zijn +heb je de keuze om [wakker te worden](../../../welkom.md). + +Of toch maar lekker [verder droooomen](../../../droom/droom.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/sleutel.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/sleutel.md index 6da84962ab..1e93a54e4a 100644 --- a/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/sleutel.md +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/sleutel.md @@ -3,4 +3,6 @@ toch het kledingstuk waaraan je hangt langzaam kapot te schuren met de sleutel. Geheel verdiept in het schuren en scheuren merk je pas langzaam op dat... -...dit helemaal jouw sleutels niet zijn. Wat was er toch gebeurd deze nacht? [nacht](nacht/deze-nacht.md) +...dit helemaal jouw sleutels niet zijn. Wat was er toch gebeurd deze [nacht]?(nacht/deze-nacht.md) + +...dit magische sleutels zijn, niet van deze [wereld](wereld/welkeWereld.md) diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/wereld/welkeWereld.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/wereld/welkeWereld.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c81cd1c864 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/sleutel/wereld/welkeWereld.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Asjemenou, terwijl je dit gebeuren overdenkt vergaat de wereld onder je voeten en wat verschijnt daar? + +Sterren! Waar je ook kijkt zie je sterren in alle kleuren, geuren en maten. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/over-het-hek/zakmes/zakmes.md b/dutch/over-het-hek/zakmes/zakmes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e9a145ed69 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/over-het-hek/zakmes/zakmes.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Het zakmes bevat een ijzerzaag. Die is nog flijmscherp want je hebt hem nog nooit gebruikt. + +Je probeert jezelf los te zagen, maar dit heeft geen effect wat je zit vastgeplakt aan het hek. + +Als zelfs een zaag niet helpt... Je overweegt je opties. + +- Dan maar de hulplijn bellen. Je reikt naar [de mobiele telefoon](../mobiel/mobiel.md) die je eerder had gevonden. + +- Je bedenkt wat je met [een flippo](../flippo/flippo.md) zou kunnen doen. diff --git a/dutch/sms/sms.md b/dutch/sms/sms.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b6130a7537 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/sms/sms.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +... het is een sms van een nummer dat je niet kent. +Een sms, wanneer krijg je nou nog een sms? +Het was niet van de overheid, niet van oma. +Toch maar klikken. +En toen kwam de schok... +[Wat nu](../watnu/watnu.md)? + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/watnu/watnu.md b/dutch/watnu/watnu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eaee36d713 --- /dev/null +++ b/dutch/watnu/watnu.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Wat een probleem! Hoe kan ik nu aan nieuwe stroopwafels komen? + +Stroopwafels.. Ja, ik will stroopwafels. En ook dropjes !!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/dutch/welkom.md b/dutch/welkom.md index a2a7f2d737..ab06d21712 100644 --- a/dutch/welkom.md +++ b/dutch/welkom.md @@ -7,11 +7,19 @@ U denkt ... lekker rustig, eindelijk geen gezeur van de baas. Hier blijf ik een poosje. -... in het [bos](bos/donker-bos.md) daarginds is vast koeler. +... in het [bos](bos/donker-bos.md) daarginds is het vast koeler. ... niet naar het bos! U heeft het gevoel dat daar iets niet pluis is... u keert uw rug naar het bos en nu ziet u een hek. Daar [klimt u overheen](over-het-hek/hek.md). +... of u kijkt even op uw iphone of u een [mailtje heeft](check-mail/mail.md) + +... u hoort uw iphone een geluidje maken en kijkt het is een sms [sm](sms/sms.md) + +... maar de Iphone heeft weer geen batterij want deze gaat snel op. +Dus pak je maar je android die wel drie dagen lang meegaat! + + [Google translate NL](https://translate.google.com/#nl/en/) diff --git a/english/00-Life-of-this-world/Life of this world.md b/english/00-Life-of-this-world/Life of this world.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..369618787e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/00-Life-of-this-world/Life of this world.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +“Know that the life of this world is only play and amusement, +pomp and mutual boasting among you, and rivalry in respect of +wealth and children, as the likeness of vegetation after rain, +thereof the growth is pleasing to the tiller; afterwards it +dries up and you see it turning yellow; then it becomes straw1. +But in the Hereafter (there is) a severe torment (for the +disbelievers, evil-doers), and (there is) Forgiveness from +Allah and (His) Good Pleasure (for the believers, good-doers), +whereas the life of this world is only a deceiving enjoyment“. +[QURAN 57:20] + +"Life isn't that simple but you got to take every possible risk in life to achieve something." + +"Explore another dimension[dimension](../dimensions/dimension.md). It's fun" diff --git a/english/00_8_Agent/The_name_is_Bond_Milton_Bond.md b/english/00_8_Agent/The_name_is_Bond_Milton_Bond.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..236dc74f9e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/00_8_Agent/The_name_is_Bond_Milton_Bond.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +You have entered into the world of a secret agent. +If you used to be a Drill Master, you should aspire to become +a [White Tiger](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.linecorp.LGRGS) instead. + +If White Tiger is too dull, you may choose a +[Tiger Bear](http://i0.wp.com/listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/liger.jpg?resize=548%2C426) + +You have entered into the world of one of Her Majesty's secret agent. +Codename Agent 008; his name is Bond, Milton Bond. +He's the pencil pushing assistant of his more well-known cousin, [James](http://www.007.com/characters/the-bonds/). +While James is out stopping evil-doers, rescusing damsels in distress, and having the occasional martini. +Milton is responsible for making sure all of James' paperwork is in order. +Need the requisite form for a new Aston-Martin for that high speed car chase? +Ask Milton! +Special ordering a bespoke tuxedo for a fancy dinner and with a side of fisticuffs? +Milton's your man. +Need someone to send in your end of mission expense report, complete with TPS cover letter. +Milton's already one step ahead of you. +It's a gret to part of operation with Milton. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/00_PortBlair's Emerald blue/PortBlairVoyage.md b/english/00_PortBlair's Emerald blue/PortBlairVoyage.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..127ab49c53 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/00_PortBlair's Emerald blue/PortBlairVoyage.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +# I landed on Port Blair on **26th Jan** 2008 + +#### Why this day is special ?? +###### [Republic day of India](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_Day_(India)) + +##### I was on the ship named MV Nicobar. +See [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_Day_(India)) +for more details about ship. + +>I was greeted with a pictersque view of the Rajiv Gandhi Marine National Park. +>The Lush Green scenary surrounding me was so overwhelming. + + + + + + diff --git a/english/132-days-ago/132-days-ago.md b/english/132-days-ago/132-days-ago.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e6e260657b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/132-days-ago/132-days-ago.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +132 days ago you went to Tesco to buy marshmallow +but end up buying chocolate because you had not enough money to buy marshmallow. +or a pack of four donuts. + +You decide to [eat the chocolate anyway.](../youre-fine/youre-fine.md) + +Or, you could [eat a juicy steak](../rib-eye/rib-eye.md) + +Maybe even a [fart] (../eat-farts/eat-farts.md)or two? + +sick of it \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/2spooky/2spooky.md b/english/2spooky/2spooky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..420f5780ca --- /dev/null +++ b/english/2spooky/2spooky.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +"doot doot!" - mr. skeltal + +good bones and calcium are in your future! + +plz updoot + +mr. skeltal is nice! + +As in, "not nice" + +hahahaha + +'sup? + +no your face! + +but words! + +[Go back to sleep.](../sleep/marshmallow.md) + +[Check DC Comics.](../DC-Comics/epic_DC_Character.md) + +[consume combat ration](../combatration/combat_ration.md) +mmmm combat rations... diff --git a/english/33hours/explore-outside/explore-outside-east/explore-east.md b/english/33hours/explore-outside/explore-outside-east/explore-east.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..baa70ced00 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/explore-outside/explore-outside-east/explore-east.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Suddenly a car shows up and it's heading right towards you. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/33hours/explore-outside/outside.md b/english/33hours/explore-outside/outside.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6777e59d81 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/explore-outside/outside.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You open the door and step outside in the bright sunshine. It takes a few seconds for your eyes to adjust and only then +do you see your surroundings. You are standing near a long two-lane highway that stretches off into the distance to your +left and your right. You stand there several minutes, but see no cars at all. + +The motel parking lot is completely empty. It looks to be abandoned. There are no other buildings around for as far as +you can see. + +[Go back inside and explore the motel room.](../explore-room/room.md) + +[Start walking east, on the highway](explore-outside-east/explore-east.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/33hours/explore-room/look-under-bed/look-under-bed.md b/english/33hours/explore-room/look-under-bed/look-under-bed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8d7064c7fd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/explore-room/look-under-bed/look-under-bed.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You look under the bed and find nothing. It's like this entire motel room has been sanitized of every possible +detail or clue that might help you figure out what's going on. + +[Try the phone.](../use-phone/use-phone.md) + +[Go outside.](../../explore-outside/outside.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/33hours/explore-room/room.md b/english/33hours/explore-room/room.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3e7538f42b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/explore-room/room.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You're not really sure what you're looking for, but search the room frantically to find out where you are and why you +are here. The nightstand is completely empty. There's not even a phonebook. + +[Try the phone.](use-phone/use-phone.md) + +[Look under the bed.](look-under-bed/look-under-bed.md) + +[Look under the carpet on the floor.](under-carpet/under-carpet.md) diff --git a/english/33hours/explore-room/under-carpet/remove-floorboard/remove-floorboard.md b/english/33hours/explore-room/under-carpet/remove-floorboard/remove-floorboard.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f9666be6e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/explore-room/under-carpet/remove-floorboard/remove-floorboard.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You pry at the loose floorboard and manage to get a grip on it. + +You pull the floorboard out and see an old cigar box hidden below it. + +[Put floorboard and carpet back](../../room.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/33hours/explore-room/under-carpet/under-carpet.md b/english/33hours/explore-room/under-carpet/under-carpet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d56ccdf7cf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/explore-room/under-carpet/under-carpet.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Under the carpet there are only floorboards. It looks like one of them might be loose. + +[Remove floorboard](remove-floorboard/remove-floorboard.md) + +[Replace carpet](../room.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/33hours/explore-room/use-phone/use-phone.md b/english/33hours/explore-room/use-phone/use-phone.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6ab8aec427 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/explore-room/use-phone/use-phone.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You pick up the phone and start to dial, but stop when you hear a strange high-pitched hum. You press the receiver +button several times, but the hum will not go away. You try dialing a number, but nothing happens. At one point you +hear a crackle and then what sounds like faint voices, but then the hum continues until you give up and put the +phone down. + +[Look under bed.](../look-under-bed/look-under-bed.md) + +[Go outside.](../../explore-outside/outside.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/33hours/wakingup.md b/english/33hours/wakingup.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1625829e1f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/33hours/wakingup.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +The sun on your face is the first thing you become aware of and you instinctively put your hand up to shield your eyes +from the brightness. You're still in your clothes and are lying in the middle of a bed in what looks to be some sort of +cheap motel room. You have no idea where you are or how you got here. + +You sit up and immediately feel pain on the back of your head. Some dried blood cakes the pillow you were lying on. Your +wallet and mobile phone are gone. In fact, your pockets are completely empty. + +[Explore the motel room.](explore-room/room.md) + +[Go outside.](explore-outside/outside.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/BayesTheorem/BayesTheorem.md b/english/BayesTheorem/BayesTheorem.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f33f6fa880 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/BayesTheorem/BayesTheorem.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Bayes' Theorem: P(A|B) = P(B|A)P(A)/P(B) + +I learnt Bayes Theorem long back but i forgot + +[Daddy, but where do priors come from](priors/priors.md)? + +[Daddy, can I have a glass of water](../coffee/drink-water/drink.md)? + +[Daddy, are there priors in my chocolate](../chocolateOrSleep/chocolateOrSleep.md)? diff --git a/english/BayesTheorem/priors/priors.md b/english/BayesTheorem/priors/priors.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..16ea1b06da --- /dev/null +++ b/english/BayesTheorem/priors/priors.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Don't you dare ask me such things, son! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Booyah/booyah.md b/english/Booyah/booyah.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7784c0c732 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Booyah/booyah.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +I finally understand git and gitHub. I actually understand branches and merges. + +What am I going to do with my new found knowledge? +The world is now my [oyster.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_oyster) + +Have some booyah stew +or call a [spirit](../call-spirit/call-spirit.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Canada/Canada.md b/english/Canada/Canada.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6a8cd390a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Canada/Canada.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +Well, looks like the end of a long and beautiful empire. +(Insert name of politician you don't like) has won. What do you do? + +Alright. You're ready. +Let's head off to the [true north strong and free](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yFs7K27kZI). + +Make sure to brush up on your English: it's [zed, not zee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRI-A3vakVg). + +Perhaps [applying for status as a political refugee](http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/refugees/outside/index.asp) +would be one way to go? + +Or maybe you work in a [NAFTA profession](http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/work/special-business.asp)? + +Thinking about marrying that cute Canadian student +who sits next to you in class to get away from all this chaos? +[Sorry buddy, I've got bad news](http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/helpcentre/answer.asp?qnum=357&top=5). + +No dice? Yikes. +Guess you'll have to stick around and +[enjoy all this freedom](http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/damn-right-im-free-this-is-america.png), eh? + diff --git a/english/Carl/carl-johnson.md b/english/Carl/carl-johnson.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e33ab46067 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Carl/carl-johnson.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Did CJ died ? It's a mistery just Rockstar will be able to answer. But... +Do they even know it ? I bet he's somewhere in San Fierro working in tech. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Computer-Man/Computer-Man.md b/english/Computer-Man/Computer-Man.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e196d4853e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Computer-Man/Computer-Man.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You're walking down the street, and the glint of a flashy new computer +catches your eye through the window. You walk into the store, and +meet.......the [computer man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm4E8TcjF70). + +[Restart] (../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/DC-Comics/Arrow/arrow.md b/english/DC-Comics/Arrow/arrow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..96b30e092a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/DC-Comics/Arrow/arrow.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +My name is Oliver Queen, formerly known as the hood, now known as the arrow. No one knows my identity due to my superior +disguise... + +"Yeah, dude, how can nobody NOT see your face? I mean, it's just a hood. Your voice morpher doesn't help much either. +SOOOOOO obvious." + +The Arrow twitches. He draws an arrow and nocks it to his bow, his anger rising. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/DC-Comics/Man/melancholic.md b/english/DC-Comics/Man/melancholic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..368480a2d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/DC-Comics/Man/melancholic.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +The scene opens with an unshaven man in his bathrobe. +He lounges on his couch next to a mostly-empty pizza box. +The phone rings; he answers but we only hear his side of the conversation... + +"Hey." + +"Yeah, but you know I'm really kinda busy right now." + +"How many? But shouldn't kids really be in school right now?" + +"I think there are supposed to be fire extinguishers ON the bus - couldn't they use that?" + +"What if they just all move to the end of the bus that's NOT over the cliff?" + +"OK, OK, just let me call for an Uber..." + diff --git a/english/DC-Comics/epic_DC_Character.md b/english/DC-Comics/epic_DC_Character.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c27164ee02 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/DC-Comics/epic_DC_Character.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Epic DC + +Once upon a time DC Comics made an EPIC vigilante who simple changes his voice to disguise. + +Give it a deep thouht and figure it out. + +Hint: A useless character :) + +[Green Arrow](Arrow/arrow.md) + +[Melancholic Man](Man/melancholic.md) diff --git a/english/DKER/DKER.md b/english/DKER/DKER.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f4f2e3ff19 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/DKER/DKER.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +There is a very successful story called DKER ! + +Could you guess what's all about? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/Happier/happier-lyric.md b/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/Happier/happier-lyric.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1c07c76914 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/Happier/happier-lyric.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +[Chorus] +'Cause baby you look happier, you do +My friends told me one day I'll feel it too +And until then I'll smile to hide the truth +But I know I was happier with you \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/Perfect/perfect-lyric.md b/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/Perfect/perfect-lyric.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..22e5da24ea --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/Perfect/perfect-lyric.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +[Chorus] +Baby, I'm dancing in the dark with you between my arms +Barefoot on the grass, listening to our favourite song +When you said you looked a mess, I whispered underneath my breath +But you heard it, darling, you look perfect tonight \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/list-song.md b/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/list-song.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d1a48b3089 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Ed-Sheeran-music/list-song.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +List of songs +=============================== +1.[Happier-Ed Sheeran](Happier/happier-lyric.md)
+ +2.[Perfect-Ed Sheeran](Perfect/perfect-lyric.md) diff --git a/english/Enter-a-dim-reality/continue-forward/Forward_Stay/forwardStay.md b/english/Enter-a-dim-reality/continue-forward/Forward_Stay/forwardStay.md index e165b17627..11424aafde 100644 --- a/english/Enter-a-dim-reality/continue-forward/Forward_Stay/forwardStay.md +++ b/english/Enter-a-dim-reality/continue-forward/Forward_Stay/forwardStay.md @@ -1,4 +1,6 @@ You stay on the bank, unsure of what trouble might await you in the water. You sit down, mesmerized by the light. It begins to fade - you begin to panic. -The light is gone, you scan the horizon frantically, desperately hoping to see -the another beacon somewhere in the darkness. Nothing... +The light is gone, you scan the horizon frantically, desperately hoping to see +the another beacon somewhere in the darkness. Nothing... + +It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a [grue](../../../grue/grue.md). diff --git a/english/Full Metal Alchemist/fma.md b/english/Full Metal Alchemist/fma.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae2fb38f6e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Full Metal Alchemist/fma.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +Fullmetal Alchemist (Japanese: 鋼の錬金術師 Hepburn: + Hagane no Renkinjutsushi?, lit. "Alchemist of Steel") is a Japanese +manga series written and illustrated by Hiromu Arakawa. + + It was serialized in Square Enix's Monthly Shōnen Gangan + magazine between August 2001 and June 2010; + the publisher later collected the individual + chapters into twenty-seven tankōbon volumes. + The world of Fullmetal Alchemist is styled after + the European Industrial Revolution. +Set in a fictional universe in which alchemy + is one of the most advanced scientific techniques, + the story follows the Elric brothers Edward and Alphonse, + who are searching for a philosopher's stone to restore + their bodies after a failed attempt to bring their +mother back to life using alchemy. + +Click [here](../alchemy/alchemy.md) to learn more about alchemy. + +[Don't know what to do next?](../working/working.md) + +But this is just the beginning. To become full weeaboo trash, you must fall down +into the depths of [idol hell](../LoveLive/lovelive.md)... + +With great power, comes great responsibility. diff --git a/english/Guangwu/Guangwu.md b/english/Guangwu/Guangwu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3b4680d8f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Guangwu/Guangwu.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hi,I am Guangwu,Nice to meet you ! diff --git a/english/Happy/happie.md b/english/Happy/happie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..747322053c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Happy/happie.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +In the Pursuit of Happines +Let's try to stay happy like them. [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mP5xOg7ijs) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/I'm-batman/batman.md b/english/I'm-batman/batman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..94a7e61552 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/I'm-batman/batman.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Did you know that your parents died and you are left with Wayne Manor? Golly Gosh Batman! + +Be careful of the Joker! + +[Realize that you are Batman and have the Utility Belt on you. Yeah!!!](https://youtu.be/YpIQQeL2ZYk?t=22s) + +Alfred Pennyworth: Why do we fall sir? So we might learn to pick ourselves up. +Bruce Wayne: You still haven't given up on [me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u843KNE-exo)? + +Batman: [It's time...](../batmetal/batmetal.md) + +The batphone is ringing, [answer](catwoman/catwoman.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/catwoman.md b/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/catwoman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d46ab29d72 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/catwoman.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +The batphone rings. Its commissioner Gordon telling you Catwoman just robbed Gotham National Bank! + +Do you pursue Catwoman? + +[Yes](pursue/pursue.md) + +or + +[No](vacation/vacation.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/pursue/pursue.md b/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/pursue/pursue.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1db0977255 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/pursue/pursue.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Your in hot pursuit Batman! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/vacation/vacation.md b/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/vacation/vacation.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d8c8fe306b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/I'm-batman/catwoman/vacation/vacation.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You decide you need a vacation from crime fighting... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/LifePuzzle/LifePuzzle.md b/english/LifePuzzle/LifePuzzle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..94f0d0577c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/LifePuzzle/LifePuzzle.md @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +Life is full of puzzles that we try to solve everyday! + +You are shrunk to the height of a nickel +and your mass is proportionally reduced +so as to maintain your original density. +You are then thrown into an empty glass blender. +The blades will start moving in 60 seconds. +What do you do? +I use the thrust generated by the blades to pull myself out of the blender. + +[Ask a question on Quora?](../ask-on-quora/ask-on-quora.md) + +or + +[Begin to sing](../sing/sing.md) + +or + +[Call Saul Goodman](../better-call-saul/saul.md) + +or + +[Call the Justice League](../justice-league/justice-league.md) + +or + +[Live Tweet the situation](../tweet-it/tweet-it.md) diff --git a/english/LoveLive/lovelive.md b/english/LoveLive/lovelive.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4ca4f56c93 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/LoveLive/lovelive.md @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +Love Live! School Idol Project (ラブライブ! School idol project) is a Japanese multimedia project + co-developed by ASCII Media Works' Dengeki G's Magazine, music label Lantis, and animation studio + Sunrise. The project revolves around a group of fictional school girls who become idols in order + to save their school from shutting down. It launched in the August 2010 issue of Dengeki G's Magazine, + and went on to produce music CDs, anime music videos, two manga adaptations, and video games. + +A 13-episode anime television series produced by Sunrise and directed by Takahiko Kyōgoku aired + in Japan between January and March 2013, with a second season airing between April and June 2014. + An animated film titled Love Live! The School Idol Movie was distributed by Shochiku and released + in June 2015. Both anime series and the film are licensed in North America, the United Kingdom, + Australia and New Zealand by NIS America, MVM Entertainment and Madman Entertainment, respectively. + A separate project titled Love Live! Sunshine!! focuses on a new group of school idols, and an anime + television series based on the project premiered in July 2016. + +[Source: [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Live!)] + +Now that you've gone full weeaboo, you've prepared yourself for the 700+ episodes + (as of July 2016) of the hit anime series [One Piece](../onepiece/op.md). + +[Link](http://myanimelist.net/anime/15051/Love_Live_School_Idol_Project) to info + about the first season. + +[Link](http://myanimelist.net/anime/19111/Love_Live_School_Idol_Project_2nd_Season) to info + about the second season. + +[Link](http://myanimelist.net/anime/24997/Love_Live_The_School_Idol_Movie) to info + about the movie. + +[Link](http://myanimelist.net/anime/32526/Love_Live_Sunshine) to info + about Sunshine anime series. diff --git a/english/ManU/ManU.md b/english/ManU/ManU.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4d3e144094 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ManU/ManU.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +I really like Man U. Though the 2016 team is not so great, I still support my team. +Here's a link to the team [Manchester United!](https://www.manutd.com) diff --git a/english/Monty-Python/search.md b/english/Monty-Python/search.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..02bbea6b3f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Monty-Python/search.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +You set out on a search for the holy grail. + +[Look for Grue](../grue/grue.md) + +Ride to the nearest castle. + +Meet the black knight + +Chop off his limbs + +[It's only a flesh wound!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKhEw7nD9C4) + +[Run into the Knights who say "Ni!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo) + +Go off to find a nice shrubbery + +[Run into the Knights who say "Ni!" again!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo) diff --git a/english/Motivate/Motivate.md b/english/Motivate/Motivate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e236a26567 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Motivate/Motivate.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later + diff --git a/english/NGE/NGE.md b/english/NGE/NGE.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e0581988f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/NGE/NGE.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +dont do [this] (https://www.udacity.com/course/how-to-use-git-and-github--ud775) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Raiders/LetsgoRaiders.md b/english/Raiders/LetsgoRaiders.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..69e6908e4b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Raiders/LetsgoRaiders.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Lets go Raiders! + +[Here's the link](https://www.google.com) + +You see Batman at the Raiders game you are attending and you decide +to go ask him some personal questions. [This is what you find]( +/batman/batman.md)! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Rupinderpal/rupinder.md b/english/Rupinderpal/rupinder.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..53f2e38be0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Rupinderpal/rupinder.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Rupinderpal is Indian Hockey player +To know more about him click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupinder_Pal_Singh) + + +[twitter profile](https://twitter.com/rupinderbob3?lang=en) + + +[instagram profile](https://www.instagram.com/rupinderbob3/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Soccer/soccer.md b/english/Soccer/soccer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd6d437f70 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Soccer/soccer.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +The very first question you should ask yourself is about the position you want to play. + +If you want to score goals, you would probably be a Striker. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/TheEpicSax/111_TheEpicSaxGuyArrives.md b/english/TheEpicSax/111_TheEpicSaxGuyArrives.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e5d61935c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/TheEpicSax/111_TheEpicSaxGuyArrives.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +So to continue with the story, the situation was tense, but suddenly everything got solved on it's own. +The Epic Sexy Sax Guy appeared at the scene and with his powerful skills with the sax, he calmed even the most affected +by the catastrophe... [Click here to receive the epic sax guy music] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYEFv6sgKrM) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/TheSpider/Spiderman.md b/english/TheSpider/Spiderman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7572b67f25 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/TheSpider/Spiderman.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You were scared, unable to move as your skin starts to burn! + +The spider bit you. + +That night you lay restless, trying to sleep. + +You wake up the next day; strong and fast, what do you do? + +[Save the world](save-world/victory.md) + +[Do your homework](do-homework/study.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/TheSpider/do-homework/study.md b/english/TheSpider/do-homework/study.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7d04c0e0f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/TheSpider/do-homework/study.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +WHAT ARE YOU DOING? + +THERE IS CRIME EVERYWHERE + +PUT DOWN THAT BOOK AND TRY AGAIN + diff --git a/english/TheSpider/save-world/victory.md b/english/TheSpider/save-world/victory.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1c6a8dc42d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/TheSpider/save-world/victory.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +YOU'VE SAVED THE WORLD. + +WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSIBILITY + +Excellent job. Pat yourself on the back. You're done. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/Trip-Yourself-Hue/trippy.md b/english/Trip-Yourself-Hue/trippy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8a499cc84e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/Trip-Yourself-Hue/trippy.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Choose your poison, get your brains all mooshed up + +--> [Pony](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0gyqsPdWFE) + +--> [Horse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCGcCC065CY) + +--> [Cake](https://vimeo.com/128877443) + +--> [MaryJane](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIpv81BH8Wo) diff --git a/english/adipose/adipose.md b/english/adipose/adipose.md index 636960daf6..8846b01f3f 100644 --- a/english/adipose/adipose.md +++ b/english/adipose/adipose.md @@ -13,4 +13,21 @@ was a human?" I must resolve this marshmallow dream. -[Wake Up](awake/awake.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Wake Up](awake/awake.md) + +You realize you can't wake up. Or you are already awake. But you must continue because + +winter is coming. + +Hot cocoa will be sold at nearly every street corner, and your sweet +scent will likely have the drinkers plucking pieces of your being for their drinks. + +Sure, it's not right as it's not consensual, but you have a hazy memory +of a long ago cold night where you were running after having just +passed a cocoa house. The people all started following you with their +warm, steamy cups held fully out as they chanted "mellows, mellows". +It eirily reminded you of a story you read as a young fluff, but the chant was, "brains, brains". + +You couldn't quite decide whether you were awake or asleep, +but as time was running out, you remembered something your mother always told you... +[Mom's Advice](../advice_from_mother/advice_from_mother.md) diff --git a/english/adipose/awake/awake.md b/english/adipose/awake/awake.md index b868a56462..ece3664a26 100644 --- a/english/adipose/awake/awake.md +++ b/english/adipose/awake/awake.md @@ -8,4 +8,9 @@ sensation you felt was the star burning your cosmic retna. Unfortunitely there is no way to tell if it will be a pleasent dream or a hellish nightmare, but anything is better then your eternal loneliness, so -you move on to the white dwarf two parsecs over. \ No newline at end of file +you move on to the white dwarf two parsecs over. Then, +you died in your dreams. + +Just adding a line this time. + +Adding another line. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/advice_from_mother/advice_from_mother.md b/english/advice_from_mother/advice_from_mother.md index f7582af07c..861dfa7ea8 100644 --- a/english/advice_from_mother/advice_from_mother.md +++ b/english/advice_from_mother/advice_from_mother.md @@ -3,4 +3,12 @@ such as yourself should avoid LSD. Knowing now that this is all a bad trip, you use the bonfire to melt all the marshmallows, ignoring the giant pile of fluff in one corner, watching the swirl and glitter of the toasting surface until you can walk out of the corner and back -into the bar. \ No newline at end of file +into the bar. + +just a random test + +My mother also told me that I should eat my vegetables. +Something about them being good for me. +But at that time, I was at the age that I thought "If it doesn't taste good, it just can't be good for me". + +"[She answers.](../bear-story/bear-story.md)" diff --git a/english/after-death/after-death.md b/english/after-death/after-death.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cff5d0d586 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/after-death/after-death.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +And they say, There is not but our worldly life; +we die and live (i.e. some people die and others live, +replacing them) and nothing destroys us except time. +And they have of that no knowledge; they are only assuming. +And when Our verses are recited to them as clear evidences, +their argument is only that they say, Bring [back] our forefathers, +if you should be truthful. Say, God causes you to live, +then causes you to die; then He will assemble you for the Day of Resurrection, +about which there is no doubt, but most of the people do not know. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/alchemy/alchemy.md b/english/alchemy/alchemy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0ae881cba8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/alchemy/alchemy.md @@ -0,0 +1,45 @@ +You take off your backpack and pull out your trusty acetylene torch. You place the first +marshmallow in a crucible and apply the flame. Chanting an incantation that has been +passed down through generations of alchemists, you stare into the glowing crucible as the +marshmallow melts into a cauldron of orange flame. As the fiery light coalesces into the +shape of a coin at the bottom of the crucible, you turn off the flame. You remove a +mysterious small wooden box from your backpack, open it, and remove a ceramic coin mold +from inside. After placing the mold in front of your feet, you carefully pour the molten +metal into the mold. + +Time passes, and the coin solidifies as it cools. + +You gain 1 gold coin. + +You decide to play it safe and repeat the process a few times. Who knows how many coins +the high-score currently is or how many you will need on your adventure? + +The creation process gets quicker and quicker each time you practice the ancient art of +alchemy. Your skills improve. However, on the fifth run, the coin has an air anomaly +in its centre. + +You hold the malformed coin up to to light and study it moving backwards and +forwards - studying its imperfection - a ring like shape. + +Looking through the hole, the air shimmers, giving the other side a +hazy appearance. +The objects on the other side appear to be vacillating, as if they were +breathing. + +You slip the ring over your finger and ... + +[A polar bear suddenly appears and charges towards you](../polar-bear-attack/polar-bear-attack.md) + +[you close you eyes and recite Buzz Lightyear's "To infinity and beyond!"](../my-story/my-story.md) + +[quickly decide to take the ring off and try using its unknown powers later](../android-v6/use-android-v6.md) + +[Congratulations!](../marshmallow.md) + +[Transform!](../transform/transform.md) + +[You teleport to the Incantation Forrest](../incantation-forrest/incantation-forrest.md) + +and puff! you turn into a blob fish while only a few feet remain between you +and the polar bear... +and the rein deer...... diff --git a/english/alone/alone.md b/english/alone/alone.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..10203a05d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/alone/alone.md @@ -0,0 +1,88 @@ +Alone + +Chapter 1: + +Kristy wakes up to the strange sounds from the walls of her dorm. + +She gets off the bed and carefully look around for anything suspicious. + +She senses a movement along the wall on the other side of the dorm room. + +She sneaks next to the wall and tries to hear anyone on the other side of the wall. + +She hears someone gasping heavily and trembles in fear. + +Kristy gets drenched in sweat and sits on the edge +of her bed gulping a bottle of water. + +Kristy hears someone approaching her room. She sneaks +beneath the bed and shuts her mouth to mute her +anxiety. + +A stranger in jeans and hoodie, covering larger portion of his +face with his hood walks into the room and looks around. + +He walks across the room and scans the surroundings and +hide in the walk-in closet. + +Kristy locks the closet from outside and screams on top of her voice. + +Everyone in the dorm rushes to Kristy's room and her friends alert +the security. Security storms into the room and carefully opens the +closet door. + +Security checks inside and finds no one. Kristy scatters everything in the closet +and finds nothing. Everyones leaves cursing Kristy and they think that it's a prank. + +Kristy collapses and weeps uncontrollably. + +Kristy's friends Bella and Ana console her and checks her surroundings. + +They find no one around, everything in Kristy's room is untouched. Stranger +sneaks behind the window and watch her weep. + +Kristy sees him at the window and runs into it. Her nose bleeds with the impact and +stranger fades into the dark leaving no clue. + +Bella holds Kristy from behind and usher her to the bed and Ana locks the window. +Bella grabs the first aid kit and treats Kristy. + +Bella stops the blood flow and plasters Kristy's nose and Ana scans surroundings +to check for anything suspicious. + +Kristy eventually crashes on her bed but the stranger come back to strangle her +with pillow. + +Kristy protests and grabs the lamp next to her bed and hit him on his head. +Stranger's head starts bleeding and he run away from her room. + +Kristy screams again but no one bothers to check on her. + + +Kristy sobs in despair but gets a nasty idea to smoke him out. She sets her room on +fire. + +And the screams continues to come again and again + +Bella sprint to Kristy's room and finds her getting terrified seeing herself +in the mirror. + +Bella records it with her phone and shivers seeing Kristy. + +Bella sees Kristy seeing herself in the mirror and tremble. + +Bella ushers Kristy on to her bed and calm her down. + +Bella palms her head while Kristy gets normalized. + +Stranger smirks seeing Kristy and escape into the dark. + +End of Chapter 1. + +-------------------------------- + +Chapter 2: + +One month ago.... + +It was like a usual Saturday night for Kristy. She was lonely and wished that she had any friends at all... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/amnesia/amnesia.md b/english/amnesia/amnesia.md index 95d1012fa9..40b0dae7e7 100644 --- a/english/amnesia/amnesia.md +++ b/english/amnesia/amnesia.md @@ -10,4 +10,21 @@ But where am I? I do not know. [Sit back down, to get no sleep?](../sleep/marshmallow.md) +[I bet I could dance my memory back into place!](../dance-randomly/dance-randomly.md) + +[Wait, something's coming back to me!](../I'm-batman/batman.md) + Amnesia can be freaking awesome sometimes :) + +Or it can be highly disturbing. + +Like when you wake up from a [dream](http://www.asdreams.org/) and slowly the vivid +memory of it fades away. Like switching from one life to another. + +Or, it can be highly... oh, I forgot what I was going to say. + +Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing? + +My name is...I am Daniel. + +All your quesions can be answered by going [here](https://www.amnesiagame.com/#main). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/analyze/analysis.md b/english/analyze/analysis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e11f798897 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/analyze/analysis.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Surprisingly, this is not really marshmallow. It only looks like it but in reality it is made out of... +Let me guess, your favorite flavor of marshmallow is avocado; mixed with some [coffee](../coffee/coffee.md) + +[motor oil](../motor_oil/motor_oil.md) diff --git a/english/android-dev/dev.md b/english/android-dev/dev.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c5b92e1746 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/android-dev/dev.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Click [here](https://developer.android.com/) to visit Google Developer. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/android-v6/use-android-v6.md b/english/android-v6/use-android-v6.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b0964343ba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/android-v6/use-android-v6.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +You look around the walls and study them in detail. Marshmallows of various +sizes and delicious pastel colours cover the surface. You start to methodically +inspect them in sequence, running your fingers over the soft cushiony powdered +surface. + +While recalling campfire's of past, you suddenly realize you have sensed an area +that is completely flat! It's glass - covered with an image full of marshmallows. +The detail and quality of the image is amazing. It would have been so easy to +miss. You step back, preparing yourself for what this could mean. + +Could this be the link to the outside of the room you seek? + +Tentatively, you slide you fingers across the glass - looking for the edges. + +The image changes and a border is now clear. + +A 3D green droid figure displays with V6.0 stamped on its metallic chest. In its +arms is a single marshmallow. + +The green droid figure bows down to a silvery apple. + +In haste you take up the marshmallow as your charge. + +As you depart the little droid calls you to "Seek out from whence you came, and find the nougat..." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/android/marshmallow6.0.md b/english/android/marshmallow6.0.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5050ed44a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/android/marshmallow6.0.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You are on the right way, son! + +Just try the new android version marshmallow version 6.0 . + +Check the updates for your smartphone now! + + +There are two options here: + +1. You have an update, and won't read this further; +2. You are unlucky one, and you better [choose another path](../marshmallow.md); \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/angry_prince/angry_prince.md b/english/angry_prince/angry_prince.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f0ae39ea84 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/angry_prince/angry_prince.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +There once was a prince who was angry. + +It was peace time and he had a lot of duties to do. But his rumbling rage was too powerful to handle. + +He decided to take the biggest sword in the kingdom. + +It was this [sword](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ICatpGotaNs/maxresdefault.jpg). + +Satisfied with the sword, He asked for the craftsman to come in his palace to thank him. + +Little did he know, that sword will change everything he knows.... + +But more on that later. For now, the prince must tend to his royal duties. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/animal/animal.md b/english/animal/animal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f940eaf82f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/animal/animal.md @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +My worst fears have come true. My cat is crying out for food. +The screams are the worst sound I’ve ever heard in my life. + +Even if it really start to drop tears or weep blood, it's the same to me ... no food. +The hilarious thing is that i start thinking about making it my own meal. +I remember my last meal, oh it was a dead dog 3 days ago. +We are stepping to the verge of eating each other, human flesh oh what does it taste. +I've heard that it tastes like pork... + + +OMG WHAT SHOULD I DO?? +I NEED HELP... + +I wonder what the cat would do if I gave it a hot dog. I know +what I would do. + +I'd eat it. Yup, I know it sounds disgusting but a dog is a dog and a cat is a cat. +You know what I mean? + +Don't eat animals #GoVegan + +Don't be cruel. + +one more animal. + +Maybe two more bites... + +oh! i have a great idea. why don't we get ourselves a mouse? me and the cat would be both satisfied... + + +No. No. A hedgehog would be the far superior choice, as hedgehogs make great pets +and all the girls would stop and ask you what it is. You could chat them up. Maybe get their +phone numbers? + +This could happen. And you could exchange phone numbers and maybe spend the rest of your lives +together, just because you chose to get a hedgehog, rather than a mouse!! + +My mother was a butterfly. Is that true? No it is not. + +I love animals, they are delicious. + +I think I am more of a cat person than a dog person. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/apj/apj.md b/english/apj/apj.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..838008539e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/apj/apj.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +In this world, fear has no place. Only strength respects strength. + +Fear is an unpleasant emotion caused by the threat of danger, pain, or harm. + +So we have to overcome our fear. + +There are some quotes :- + +[QUOTES](quotes/quotes.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/apj/quotes/quotes.md b/english/apj/quotes/quotes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c2c2a7a802 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/apj/quotes/quotes.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +1) "Too many of us are not living our dreams beacuse we are living our fears." + +2) "When you're scared, you stay as you are!" -Stephen Richards + +3) "There is no illusion greater than fear." -Lao Tzu + +4) "Man needs his difficulties because they are necessary to enjoy success." -APJ Kalam + +Click [hear](https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/tag/overcoming-fear) to find more quotes. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/appear-on-falkors-back/falkor.md b/english/appear-on-falkors-back/falkor.md index 2677f766e6..edc783f4af 100644 --- a/english/appear-on-falkors-back/falkor.md +++ b/english/appear-on-falkors-back/falkor.md @@ -1,10 +1,16 @@ You appear on Falkor's back, flying through marshmallow clouds and dodging fire-breathing dragons as they char the clouds. +You pass by a man on a magic carpet who is funnily enough asleep! + Pick one of the choices below: Just click on the link. [Pinch yourself](../pinch/pinch.md) +[Yell of exhilaration](../yearg/yearg.md) + [Make a Marshmallow Cake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l1SY3QREv4) + +[Declare your allegiance to your favorite team](../nfl-chiefs/nfl-chiefs.md) diff --git a/english/art/art.md b/english/art/art.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d5582b808 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/art/art.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +When it is time, it will be time. + +But is it time yet? [How will we know?](http://www.campingdude.com/content/skit/is_it_time_yet-101.asp) +when it will be thunderous all around, when there is a lightning in the sky. +when the earth is shaking. Yes, it is the indiacation of our [time](http://chitrasoundar.com/kids/?p=601). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/ask-a-cat/cat.md b/english/ask-a-cat/cat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8a29d3d8c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ask-a-cat/cat.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +#What the Cat Said + +You ask your cat if she might be willing to finish writing your symphony +for you. "It's nearly halfway done!" you tell her. "I'll split the profits +with you!" + +Too late you realize that cats have no concept of fame or fiscal gain, and +that they have no particular musicality. Your cat reaches out a paw and +knocks over the cup of coffee you so foolishly set on the table next to +the only copy of your work. The ink you used was exceptionally poor and +immediately runs. + +Your symphony is ruined. + +Your cat doesn't care. + +[Take this as a sign to change careers.](../change-of-career/career.md) + +[Give the cat to your sister and become a dog person.](../dog-person/dog.md) + +[Eh, it wasn't that great a symphony anyway. Settle in for kitty cuddles](../cuddle-the-cat/cuddle-cat.md) + +[Say "Oh, kitty. I love you, but you do cause trouble.](../cat-symphony-trouble/rewrite-symphony.md) + + diff --git a/english/ask-on-quora/ask-on-quora.md b/english/ask-on-quora/ask-on-quora.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eb14dae187 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ask-on-quora/ask-on-quora.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Why not ask a question on Quora when you are feeling confused? + +Click [here](http://www.quora.com) to visit Quora. diff --git a/english/ask-to-alice/ask-to-alice.md b/english/ask-to-alice/ask-to-alice.md index 389ac67727..255a3dae94 100644 --- a/english/ask-to-alice/ask-to-alice.md +++ b/english/ask-to-alice/ask-to-alice.md @@ -14,3 +14,9 @@ Just click on the link. [The one that makes you sleep](../sleep/marshmallow.md) [The one that your mother gave you that doesn't do anything](./ask-to-alice.md) + +[The one with a transparent glowing scarab within it](../scarab/goddess.md) + +[The one that makes you chill out](../sleep/sit-down-to-meditate/sit-down-to-meditate.md) + +[The one that lets you speak Nintendo](../../japanese/beer/beer.md) diff --git a/english/avatar/air.md b/english/avatar/air.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3db6d3bf16 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/avatar/air.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +[But everything changed when the firenation attacked...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJUgCzEdx9k) + +[Fire Lord Ozai](http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Ozai) wanted to conquer the other nations and rule the world. + +[Aang the last air bender](http://avatar.wikia.com/wiki/Aang) But there was one who stood in his way. + +The next step is other planets. + + + +You feel stranded. +How can I get off of this planet? +You are desperate and scream, "Oh God!" +You are surrounded by a horde of creatures that look like sharks with legs. +Suddenly - [you wake up!](../wake-up/wake-up.md) diff --git a/english/backinstraitjacket/backinstraitjacket.md b/english/backinstraitjacket/backinstraitjacket.md index 9417bd59ed..f4652bcfe5 100644 --- a/english/backinstraitjacket/backinstraitjacket.md +++ b/english/backinstraitjacket/backinstraitjacket.md @@ -4,4 +4,6 @@ that this is simply a figment of your deeply delusional imagination. Ten minutes later, you hear but do not see someone reminding -you to take all of our medication. \ No newline at end of file +you to take all of our medication. + +[Do you take your meds?](takemeds/takemeds.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/backinstraitjacket/takemeds/takemeds.md b/english/backinstraitjacket/takemeds/takemeds.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c51d2aed51 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/backinstraitjacket/takemeds/takemeds.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Are you craze? +You can't take your meds. You're in a straightjacket. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/bake-cookies/cookies.md b/english/bake-cookies/cookies.md index 41e3711127..5e3879119d 100644 --- a/english/bake-cookies/cookies.md +++ b/english/bake-cookies/cookies.md @@ -6,10 +6,19 @@ want to spread the joy (and chocolate chip cookies, or peanut butter, or ginger). Probably you love cookies too, or at least you like the idea of them. Because cookies are awesome!!! +If you don't have time and want to eat delicious cookies, then get some from Sprouts! Do you: [Invite friends to share?](../invite-friends/friends.md) [Sing a song?](../sing-song/sing.md) -[Make coffee first?](../coffee/coffee.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Make coffee first?](../coffee/coffee.md) + +[Breathe?](../yoga/breathe/breathe.md) + +[Want to get high?](../weed/weed.md) + +[Call a doctor?](../call-a-doctor/doctor.md) + +[Don't know what a cookie is?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_chip_cookie) diff --git a/english/bamboo/bamboo-shoots.md b/english/bamboo/bamboo-shoots.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..26f1d0c615 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bamboo/bamboo-shoots.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +at the top of the bamboo trees you meet a whole panda family, they are friendly. +they show you a path ahead out of the forest, which you take. As you venture deep into the forest +you start to realize these pandas may not be as friendly as you thought. + +You turn around and the pandas all have evil grins. They climb down from the +bamboo and walk towards you. + +You don't know what to do.The pandas continue to walk towards you. + +You begin retreating slowly.Suddenly,one of the pandas speed up. + +You saw Panda coming more closer to you! + +You saw Panda and it is really big! + +How strong is scaffolding made of bamboo you ask? + +Well, not so sure. But you have no other choice to take a bamboo as a weapon against the evil pandas. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/batman/batman.md b/english/batman/batman.md index 230c2c0d15..70c691163b 100644 --- a/english/batman/batman.md +++ b/english/batman/batman.md @@ -1,3 +1,55 @@ wanna know a secret bruce wayne is the BAT -click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman) and see it for yourself. \ No newline at end of file +Batman is awesome! + +click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman) and see it for yourself. + +Click [here](http://www.google.com) to visit Google. + +Click [here](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096895/) to visit IMDB. + +But I know what you're wondering. If Bruch Wayne is the Bat, then who is Bruce Wayne? Well it's obvious... + +...IT'S JOHN CENA!!! + +And that's why both Batman and John Cena's theme songs always seem familiar even if you've never heard them before! + +but you wonder does it end [here?](../movie-ripoffs/selfaware/selfaware.md) + +But then you realized that Bruce Wayne is really John Travolta from Face Off! Holy toledo! You jump up and down at +this realization, then you go: + +[tell papa-louie and he says...](../papa-louie/papa-louie.md) + +Bruce Wayne: It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. + +Commissioner Gordon: He's the hero Gotham deserves but not the one that it needs right now. + +Uncle Ben: With great power comes great responsibility. +(Hey Uncle Ben was a character in Spiderman!!, doesn't belong here) + +The real hero is alfred the butler.. +Who is really +[Luke Skywalker's](http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2015/11/23/star-wars-goes-to-illuminati-dark-side/) son! + +He also gets really weird with his [neighbors](http://imgur.com/gallery/Gi9cwgR). + +I am batman's cousin. + +Now that Bruce Wayne is grown old, he has proclaimed that I should take over his legacy! + +Over my dead body!! Says Robin. + +John Cena comes busting through the wall and screams: + +"I'm batman!" + +And in typical smark fashion, the crowd boos and chants "John Cena Sucks" + +Another shouts "Who is John Cena" + +"Goodluck talking to John Cena" + +"This is the last time i am talking to John Cena" + +Bruce Wayne is not the Batman...I am!! diff --git a/english/batmetal/batmetal.md b/english/batmetal/batmetal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f5f784255 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/batmetal/batmetal.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +WARNING: Entering heavy metal zone! + +[I AM BE DANGEROUS NOW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw). + +After shoving around pimply longhaired teenagers in the pit for a bit and +knocking out that one obnoxious, sweaty (and of course, topless) baldhead, +you hear the singer shout: I... NEED... MORE.... STAGEDIVES! + +You growl, which is what you always do when pondering important life decisions. +After all, you are the batman. The kids surrounding you take a cautious step back. + +WDYD? + +...pull out your grappling hook and prepare to [enter the stage](stagedive/stagedive.md) + +...start doing your signature [bat-mower](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RkyxNa2W9o) +(c) move, much to the dismay of punters left and right, who unlike you, are not wearing +any bullet-proof armour. So what, you think. I AM THE BATMAN! + diff --git a/english/batmetal/stagedive/stagedive.md b/english/batmetal/stagedive/stagedive.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..054893e44e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/batmetal/stagedive/stagedive.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +... you aim your grappling hook at the ceiling stage lights and fire. You ascend +towards the stage, knocking over that guy in cargo shorts with the nose piercing +in the process. So what! You are the batman! The singer and the rest of the band +look a bit scared after you gracefully descend on stage next to them. No need to +ask for the mic, you just grab it and in your deepest, meanest growl, you scream.. diff --git a/english/be-octodog/octodog.md b/english/be-octodog/octodog.md index 54ef0ed85d..93b4b1baf0 100644 --- a/english/be-octodog/octodog.md +++ b/english/be-octodog/octodog.md @@ -3,6 +3,8 @@ First you have to transformate to an octocat by complete this course then read at least 100 adventures. -Let's get started, go to the [beginning] (../marshmallow.md) +Let's get started, go to the [beginning](../marshmallow.md) Have fun! + +Unless ... it's really your dog [licking your face ...](../your-dog/your-dog.md) diff --git a/english/bear-story/bear-story.md b/english/bear-story/bear-story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..702afe8b7d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bear-story/bear-story.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +"[Yuna](https://xantandminions.wordpress.com/kuma-kuma-kuma-bear/). +Nice to meet you," +she says, as she dances around in her bear dress +and summons two giant bears to haul you away to +another fantasy world as her bear slave. + +You end up in the body of a 10-year-old and are +forced to participate in the bear takeover of the world! + +This is the price you pay when you lock eyes with a +dancing bear. + diff --git a/english/bear/bear.md b/english/bear/bear.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7f1c8fee68 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bear/bear.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Stella atroir. +Taiwan bear. +Ice cold. If warm, the results could be unbearable. +Bear in mind, the grizzly taste. +You are now drunk. You stumble over to the nearest cutie and ask, "Hey baby, what's ursine?" + +She turns red and starts buzzing like a bee in honey. + +When she slaps you in the face... + +[You vomit on top of her](../vomit/vomit.md) + +..., holding your hand to your red cheek [you say] (../slap-response/slap-response.md) + +all is not what it seems in this story. +you're talking about bears, but i'm talking about +[bears](https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor) diff --git a/english/becomemarshmallow/becomemarshmallow.md b/english/becomemarshmallow/becomemarshmallow.md index 9349de3f51..d3b4170856 100644 --- a/english/becomemarshmallow/becomemarshmallow.md +++ b/english/becomemarshmallow/becomemarshmallow.md @@ -6,4 +6,6 @@ They return the favor and make a s'more out of you. RIP marshmallow you. -You will be remembered! \ No newline at end of file +You will be remembered! + +But for what? The sweetness or for being caught? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/beer-brewer/beer-brewer.md b/english/beer-brewer/beer-brewer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c79c204991 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/beer-brewer/beer-brewer.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +You decide that brewing beer might be a good idea. + +You go to a beer brewing store and realise that you have no idea what you're doing. + +You dream of beer, and start to research beer on the internet, but it's still confusing. + +What should you do? + +Decide that its better to just give up and drink some [Beer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzcEG_JoVuo)." + +Learn how to brew from some online [videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCW-SVPCw4Y) + +You hear a soft voice with an English accent that says, "[Use the force.](use-the-force/force.md)" + +Go call [Saul Goodman](../better-call-saul/saul.md) + +Give up and go back to the [beginning](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/beer-brewer/use-the-force/force.md b/english/beer-brewer/use-the-force/force.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..959a516e78 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/beer-brewer/use-the-force/force.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Suddenly, a warm wave flows over your body and all of the objects around you are in sharp focus. You can +feel the your inner brewer start to explode into your reality. You intuitively know that brewing is an art +passed down from generation to generation, and that you are an Ale-i Knight and the beer force is strong with you. + +You also feel a slight shift in gravity - could you be slowly slipping toward the Dark Side? You try to resist, +but the urge to brew a porter is overwhelming. diff --git a/english/better-call-saul/saul.md b/english/better-call-saul/saul.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd035157d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/better-call-saul/saul.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +You dial Sauls number... + +"Hi, its Saul Goodman!" + +"Wise cracking "lawyer" with questionable ethics?" + +"That's the one!" + +"Great. Saul, I'm really tired but I have so much to do. Can you help me?" you ask. + +"Sure," he says, "Just use the [Cinco Face Time Party Snoozer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvu2ZI329V4)." + +Clearly you are not good and you think you are being pranked so you +[go back to thinking about what you should do](../marshmallow.md) + +Its is such a nice show diff --git a/english/bird-salvation/bird.md b/english/bird-salvation/bird.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..92ae8ccc0d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bird-salvation/bird.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ + All of a sudden, a bird swoops down, big as a bus, and snatches the +marshmallow right off of you. + + You are shocked... + + Amazed, you sit in silence at the mythical animal you just witnessed ... +as well as trying to catch your breath...and, in the distance, glimpse +what appears to be a horse with a horn sprouting from its forehead... + +You really have only one option +[Go ask Alice](../ask-to-alice/ask-to-alice.md) +I think she'll know ... + +The pressing question is whether Alice can help in time to avoid nightfall +and the inevitable zombies that sprout from dark corners. +[Gather wood](../you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood.md) diff --git a/english/birdistheword/birdistheword.md b/english/birdistheword/birdistheword.md index 9a0c997e6c..77ece3e22a 100644 --- a/english/birdistheword/birdistheword.md +++ b/english/birdistheword/birdistheword.md @@ -2,6 +2,8 @@ You remember a friend telling you that the Bird is the word. This gives you hope +A New Hope, A Hope you havent felt in a while + So you [Sing a song](../sing-song/sing.md) diff --git a/english/bite-the-marshmallow/dentist/dentist-office.md b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/dentist/dentist-office.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..31dbae9fc6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/dentist/dentist-office.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +As you walk into the dental office, the pain in your mouth subsides. +Just as you start feeling happy that your mouth doesn't hurt anymore, +you look around and realize you're back in that weird room with the marshmallow walls. +The garishly dressed, vacant-eyed young man is still lounging on the sofa. + +[Interrogate the man for clues](../../movie-ripoffs/zoolander/zoolander.md) + +You hesitate talking to this man, thinking, "Eh, he's probably crazy and won't say anything helpful," +then, all of a sudden, this mirror-like thing came crashing down from the ceiling right in front of your face. +You swear it is whispering: ["Come on in!!!"](../../mirror/enter-mirror.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/call-out/calling.md b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/call-out/calling.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3c0a82c5aa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/call-out/calling.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You attempt to call out for assistance, but your throat is dry and your voice is +raspy and quiet. Well, that's that, I guess, you think to yourself. I'll just wait +here... indefinitely. Then you notice a small white tube sticking up from your armpit +that may just be within reach of your poor, chapped lips, and you notice the pressure +between your arm and torso that can only mean a foreign object has been wedged in +there. Looks like someone has thoughtfully provided you with something to quench your +thirst! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/escape/escape.md b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/escape/escape.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8e6c02e415 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/escape/escape.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +After a brief testing of your restraints you realize that when you shift your weight to your right side +you can wiggle your wrist in the restraints and might just make it free. +You notice the distant hum growing louder. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/first-blackout.md b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/first-blackout.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5688969875 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/padded-room/first-blackout.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +The twinkle bursts into flashes of memory that assemble your senses into a perception +of where you are. Tendrils of deja-vu tug at your mind reel your conscienceness to the disturbing truth. +This looks like the padded cell from a movie or television show. + +Another tug, this time on your arm, turns into a sharp pain of an needle snaking back to +an IV bag. + +Footsteps grow louder, then faster. The room starts to fade. Voices. Darkness. + +... + +You awake with a sense of groggy dread and force your eyelids to open up (very much +against their wishes). At first the bright light blinds you and hurts your poor +retinas, but after a few seconds you adjust and take a look around. You appear to be +strapped to a gurney in a narrow (but brightly lit) corridor. The walls and ceiling +are white and spotlessly clean. The floor... well, you can't see the floor. In the +distance you can hear a faint humming sound, but you appear to be all alone at the +moment. Well, now what? Perhaps you could [call out](call-out/calling.md)? + +You could also quietly [struggle](escape/escape.md) against your restraints. diff --git a/english/bite-the-marshmallow/ricky/ricky.md b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/ricky/ricky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fef6de2524 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/ricky/ricky.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You see a suave young man driving the car in no discernable direction. +He peers into the rear view mirror, head tilt down, +his eyes rising above his cool-cat sunglasses. + +"You don't need to know where we are going. +All you need to know is that I'm never gonna give you up!" + +[Finish the drivers mysterious answer](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?t=42s) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/bite-the-marshmallow/tasty-marshmallow.md b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/tasty-marshmallow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..77a879ea7f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bite-the-marshmallow/tasty-marshmallow.md @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +[A nose length away from the wall, a twinkle in your mind makes you pause.](padded-room/first-blackout.md) + +"Mmmmm... these marshmallows are soooo good. They would be delicious with a cup of coffee." + +You close your eyes. + +You smell your favorite Starbucks Latte and you take a sip. +Then you take a bite of marshmallow. + +Suddenly there is a horrible pain in your mouth! Who would have +thought marshmallows, so white, so innocent, could cause such +excruciating pain! But come to think of it, you've never gone +to the dentist about that root canal he recommended almost a +year ago, and perhaps you should have gone back instead of +trying to save a few bucks... + +hundreds of bucks actually! + +Wait a minute....how did you end up in this car? You must be hallucinating + +[You use the gps to get back home](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvlhrgSZrfA) + +[You open the door and there is a man sitting on your couch](../movie-ripoffs/zoolander/zoolander.md) + +[Ask the driver "Where are we going?!"](ricky/ricky.md) + +Magically, the car pulls up in front of your dentist's office. +[You get out and go into the office.](dentist/dentist-office.md) + +[Procrastinate with social media](../lamping/lamping.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/blackAndwhite/blackAndwhite.md b/english/blackAndwhite/blackAndwhite.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0a46fdf250 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/blackAndwhite/blackAndwhite.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +Black and White, Chapter 1: + + +Christy wakes up to a creepy noise of footsteps circling around her bed and +She shuts her eyes hard and holds her quilt tight. The volume of footsteps descends and +Christy opens her eyes and slides the quilt off her face. She looks around and finds no one +around. She's drenched in sweat and breathing heavy. + +Christy steps off the bed and scans her surrounding in her dorm room. She's alone but she feels +that someone is watching her, someone is recording her and she strong believes that someone wants to kill her. +Christy walks back to her bed and slide into her quilt. + +Along the direction of the wind, through the window next to the bed, A tall and toned young man, +wearing a leather hood and jeans, smirks seeing Christy tremble in fear. + +Christy sprints to the window to check if someone is hiding there and sees no one. Stranger drifts into the eternal dark +and leaves a puzzle behind for her. + +Christy's phone vibrates and drops off the table and Christy screams in dismay waking up the entire dorm. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/blackout/blackout.md b/english/blackout/blackout.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..565e5da200 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/blackout/blackout.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You walk down the tunnel and feel faint. You blackout and right before you hit the floor someone catches you. +While you were blacked out you recall something you were [hypnotized to forget.](../hypnotized-to-forget/hypnotized.md) diff --git a/english/blah-balh/blah-blah.md b/english/blah-balh/blah-blah.md index a3e0f20b20..dbab31af60 100644 --- a/english/blah-balh/blah-blah.md +++ b/english/blah-balh/blah-blah.md @@ -4,4 +4,8 @@ Be as smart as you can be in your voice so you don't sound stupid. And sing if possible. Singing cheers people up. -If no sing [go back](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file +If no sing [go back](../marshmallow.md) + +[Sing](../singing/singing.md) + +[Say something, just talk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfWnITmT1Ws) diff --git a/english/bob-barker/barker.md b/english/bob-barker/barker.md index 5c7d0e9dbb..b6ba14d878 100644 --- a/english/bob-barker/barker.md +++ b/english/bob-barker/barker.md @@ -1,8 +1,12 @@ The door thuds open and the light coming from within the room in front of you blinds you momentarily. -When your vision clears, standing before you is Bob Barker in all his glory. +When your vision clears, standing before you is Bob Barker in all his glory. -He doesn't look a day past 50. Like all of the greats he doesn't age in your mind. +You stare at him in awe. + +The Barker beauties are nowhere to be found; you collapse for a moment in dispair. + +He doesn't look a day past 50. Like all of the greats he doesn't age in your mind. He is flanked by two of the hottest...marshmallows that you have ever seen. @@ -12,12 +16,22 @@ Bob with a gleam in his eye, looks at you and says, "Come on down you're the nex You step into the room and walk up to Bob. Behind him are two large doors. +The flaming hot marshmallows are gesturing suggestively at the doors while swaying their flaming hips. + +They grin with barely hidden glee. + "Which door is the door for you, the blue door, or the red door?", he asks. +"Before you decide, Remember help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered.", he announced. + You hesitate just a moment before replying... [The blue door](1970s/1970s.md) [The red door](2050s/2050s.md) -[Grab some coffee?](../coffee/coffee.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Grab some coffee?](../coffee/coffee.md) + +[Can I phone a friend?](phone-a-friend/phone-a-friend.md) + +[Attack and eat one of the marshmallows](eat-marshmallow/hot.md) diff --git a/english/bob-barker/eat-marshmallow/hot.md b/english/bob-barker/eat-marshmallow/hot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0af9b29eaf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bob-barker/eat-marshmallow/hot.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You grab for a handful of hot, gooey goodness and cram it into your gaping maw. +This was maybe a mistake. + +Unfortunately, it's hard to taste the sweetness of the marshmallow +with a mouthful of seared flesh. + +Your screams are incredible. In your agony you lose consciousness, collapsing to the floor. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/bob-barker/phone-a-friend/phone-a-friend.md b/english/bob-barker/phone-a-friend/phone-a-friend.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f856f5d561 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bob-barker/phone-a-friend/phone-a-friend.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +"Sorry bud, wrong show.," replies Bob sarcastically. + +Your ears are full of gooey marshmallow, so you ignore Bob's turgid response and reach for your +flip-phone and begin to phone the first person that comes to mind.... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/bored/bored.md b/english/bored/bored.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6f52cbd53c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bored/bored.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +"I'm bored." + +"So very very bored" + +"Imma go to [sleep](../dream/dream.md)." + +"Or should I just go over [there](../forest/forest.md)?" + +"Or decide it's [STORY TIME](../avatar/air.md)?" + +"Or should I go on an [ADVENTURE!](../eat-rainbows/rainbows.md)?" + +"Or maybe [escape to the wilderness](../escape-to-the-wilderness/wilderness.md)?" + +"You could always start [learning Japanese](../learn_japanese/japanese.md)?" + +["Maybe I should go to a jazz club?"](../jazz-guitar/jazz.md) diff --git a/english/boston/boston.md b/english/boston/boston.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..69ab7de09f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/boston/boston.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +# Moving to Boston + +"This city is the life! Though now that I'm here, I think I'll take a vacation..." + +...or on the second thought, I'll put on a coat, stop being a sissy, and get to work! + +...or maybe I can just go back the heavens of my sleep and things would be better when I wakeup + +[Go on vacation](../licked-cat/vacation.md) + +[Get to work](../gtd/gtd.md) + +[Go back to sleep](../go-back-to-sleep/go-back-to-sleep.md) diff --git a/english/bounce/bounce.md b/english/bounce/bounce.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5e50448e1b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/bounce/bounce.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You run as fast as you can at one of the marshmallow walls slamming in to it at full speed and + +BOUNCE! + +straight across the room to bounce off the far marshmallow wall. You continue to bounce from +wall, to floor, to ceiling, and back again. Finally, before you become sick from all the +bouncing around you bounce right through one of the marshmallow walls to find yourself right +back at the beginning. + +[Beginning] (../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/breakfast/breakfast.md b/english/breakfast/breakfast.md index 11fbf060da..0fe1be7956 100644 --- a/english/breakfast/breakfast.md +++ b/english/breakfast/breakfast.md @@ -1,4 +1,15 @@ You see a pot of coffee near you and you realize that you are hungry. Well, you poured coffee in a mug and picked some marshmallows from the wall and added them to the coffee. While you are drinking the coffee and eating those delicious marshmallows and staring at the wall you found that you made a whole in the wall by picking marshmallows. You finished -your flavoured coffee and got out from marshmallows-walled room. \ No newline at end of file +your flavoured coffee and got out from marshmallows-walled room. It is a beautiful sunny day. + +Suddenly, you start to sing your favorite song from childhood: "It's a Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood". +Thereafter, you remembered the hole you made in the wall and started thinking of going back to fix it. + +You realize that the only way to fix the whole in the wall is to buy additional marshmellows. In order to do this you +have to go to the supermarket. That same supermarket that you vowed you would never return to. + +But, the wall has to be fixed. So you gather your courage and go to the dreaded supermarket and make your way to the +aisle with the marshmallows. Turning into the aisle you see a terrible sight. + +[Who is this man?](../bob-barker/barker.md) diff --git a/english/breaking-bad/breaking-bad.md b/english/breaking-bad/breaking-bad.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6516f7a8c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/breaking-bad/breaking-bad.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Spoiler Alert! + +Cancer kills. But sometimes it is a [dream](../marshmallow.md) + +And sometimes it's your brother-in-law. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/build-a-car/build-a-car.md b/english/build-a-car/build-a-car.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9e507fa6c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/build-a-car/build-a-car.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Make the body. Make the frame. Add some paint. +Build the interior. Build the chassis. +Add a motor. Add the wheels. +Pump the wheels fully. Add interior seats. + +[Drive your new car back to the story](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/burn-down-the-house/house-burn.md b/english/burn-down-the-house/house-burn.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f4ff0c927d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/burn-down-the-house/house-burn.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +As you continue sleeping and enter into a slumber, you don't realise when the entire +house begins to collapse. First the roof, then the walls, the entire space is filled +with fumes that continue to raise while choking you in your sleep. + +Suddenly, your whole beautiful dream of your crush now turns into nightmare as you +slip into the abyss of eternity. Just before that happens, you hear a loud noise as +of a bang coming from downstairs. This may be the firemen or more destruction as +a result of the flames, as you continue to wonder the cause of the noise, you slip +into a coma and wake up only to realise it was just a dream. + +[Open your eyes...](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/buy-gameboy/buy-gameboy.md b/english/buy-gameboy/buy-gameboy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..58f2179931 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/buy-gameboy/buy-gameboy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +you realize that Pokemon is great and can still help you with your troubles, +you find a man at a flea market selling Pokemon Red, +Blue, and Yellow all for 20 dollars along with a Gameboy. You buy it. + +[But it's not a game, boy](/english/ninja/ninja.md) diff --git a/english/call-a-doctor/VN/vn.md b/english/call-a-doctor/VN/vn.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1b9b08dea3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-doctor/VN/vn.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +toi viet bang tieng viet va lai la tieng viet khong dau, toi dinh chui the ai vao day nhung ma thoi. +chao tam biet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/call-a-doctor/doctor.md b/english/call-a-doctor/doctor.md index 62131c3e42..0d92cd717e 100644 --- a/english/call-a-doctor/doctor.md +++ b/english/call-a-doctor/doctor.md @@ -16,3 +16,8 @@ color, not like the institutionalized white you remember from movies. ["Eh, what's up Doc"](bugs-bunny/bugs-bunny.md) ["I'm the Doctor"](timelord/timelord.md) + +["I speak Vietnamese"](VN/vn.md) + +["Marshmallow Land"](../eatmarshmallow/marshmallowland/marshmallowland.md) + diff --git a/english/call-a-doctor/hungry/hungry.md b/english/call-a-doctor/hungry/hungry.md index 2296ffca21..5432d3f5b6 100644 --- a/english/call-a-doctor/hungry/hungry.md +++ b/english/call-a-doctor/hungry/hungry.md @@ -10,4 +10,8 @@ rubs his eyes, radiating disappointment. "I'm sorry," the doctor says. "Dr. Sakamoto will be here later on for another round of shock treatments." +"What? More shock treatments? I can't take those.. I am scared!" you say to the doctor. + +"Well, we dont have a choice. Do we? You are seeing marshmallow walls for heavens sake" the doctor says. + [Sit and wait.](../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/call-a-doctor/insideTheTardis/insideTheTardis.md b/english/call-a-doctor/insideTheTardis/insideTheTardis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..90565664c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-doctor/insideTheTardis/insideTheTardis.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You: it's bigger on the inside.... + +The Doctor: Yes, yes! They all say that! + +You: Who's 'they'? + + diff --git a/english/call-a-doctor/timelord/timelord.md b/english/call-a-doctor/timelord/timelord.md index d8ac0b1d44..5d28329ed4 100644 --- a/english/call-a-doctor/timelord/timelord.md +++ b/english/call-a-doctor/timelord/timelord.md @@ -20,3 +20,5 @@ Doctor: "I'm the Doctor. [Call for another doctor](../doctor.md) [Put the jacket back on](../../backinstraitjacket/backinstraitjacket.md) + +[Follow the Doctor as he opens the door to the Tardis] (../insideTheTardis/insideTheTardis.md) diff --git a/english/call-a-random-number/answer.md b/english/call-a-random-number/answer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..742213909d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-random-number/answer.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Using your computer's pseudorandom number generator, you produce a stranger's phone number. + +Not completely sure why, you dial the number. + +A seductive voice answers your call. + +You + +[Hang up](hang-up/regret.md) + +[Ask for a date](ask-for-a-date/time.md) + +[Don't say anything](dont-say-anything/silence.md) diff --git a/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/cant-find-time/ohno.md b/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/cant-find-time/ohno.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..378620d73b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/cant-find-time/ohno.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Finding time is a question of setting priorities. diff --git a/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/time.md b/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/time.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e482b7579a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/time.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +At 6 PM? + +You say + +[I can't find time](cant-find-time/ohno.md) + +[Of course, I will be there](will-be-there/meeting.md) diff --git a/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/will-be-there/meeting.md b/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/will-be-there/meeting.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f1cde70c98 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-random-number/ask-for-a-date/will-be-there/meeting.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Both of you meet! diff --git a/english/call-a-random-number/dont-say-anything/silence.md b/english/call-a-random-number/dont-say-anything/silence.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1d8ee13b0f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-random-number/dont-say-anything/silence.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There is silence on both sides. diff --git a/english/call-a-random-number/hang-up/regret.md b/english/call-a-random-number/hang-up/regret.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8ddbfb03dd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-a-random-number/hang-up/regret.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You may regret this decision for the rest of your life. diff --git a/english/call-spirit/call-spirit.md b/english/call-spirit/call-spirit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9639a2b5c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/call-spirit/call-spirit.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +The spirit says everything in your life is upside down! Are you even alive? Is everyone who they say the are? +It turns out this spirit is a troll! Luckily, you have your vaccuum on you. + +[Click here to use the vacuum!](../vacuum/vacuum.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/camelot/camelot.md b/english/camelot/camelot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27415c9963 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/camelot/camelot.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +In the distance you see a grand castle on a hill. [Camelot!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8ghXxXyAuw) +On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. It is a silly place. +[You turn back and reconsider your options.](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/can-i-get-you-a-ladder/can-i-get-you-a-ladder.md b/english/can-i-get-you-a-ladder/can-i-get-you-a-ladder.md index 6dae9c0911..2cd5955a46 100644 --- a/english/can-i-get-you-a-ladder/can-i-get-you-a-ladder.md +++ b/english/can-i-get-you-a-ladder/can-i-get-you-a-ladder.md @@ -3,4 +3,7 @@ How ungrateful. Oh, well. You know, the one good thing about unbreakable marshmallow prisons is how they bring people together. In peace, vigilance; in war, victory; in death, sacrifice! -Horns up, and back to the marshmallow room. \ No newline at end of file +Horns up, and back to the marshmallow room. + + +Click [here](../marshmallow.md) to go back to the marshmallow room!. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/candyland/diabetes.md b/english/candyland/diabetes.md index 7d3d399ab1..64632ed75a 100644 --- a/english/candyland/diabetes.md +++ b/english/candyland/diabetes.md @@ -21,3 +21,5 @@ just realize you have diabetes. [Taste The Rainbow](rainbow/rainbow.md) [Inspect The Melted Marshmallow](swim/swim.md) + +[Sign Up For Obamacare](obamacare/signup.md) diff --git a/english/candyland/obamacare/hillary/hillary-appears.md b/english/candyland/obamacare/hillary/hillary-appears.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb25b12ceb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/candyland/obamacare/hillary/hillary-appears.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +After passing out from a lack of insulin, you realize that someone is standing over you. + +It's Hillary Clinton, holding out a cup of grape juice befitted with a straw. + +"So you don't spill on yourself," she says. + +"Not so fast!" Hillary chastises you as you slurp down the sticky purple liquid greedily. "You'll get brain freeze!" + diff --git a/english/candyland/obamacare/signup.md b/english/candyland/obamacare/signup.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c90a61b0b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/candyland/obamacare/signup.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Thank goodness that Obamacare covers pre-existing conditions! + +You have spent your whole life eating junk food and not taking care of yourself, but that's not your fault! + +The system was always fixed - the little guy always gets screwed. + +But now's your chance to get back at the man! Free Health Care! Paid for by...oh, the little guy again. + +Go ahead, eat all the marshmallow stuff, it's too late anyway. + +[Resign thyself](hillary/hillary-appears.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/candyland/rainbow/rainbow.md b/english/candyland/rainbow/rainbow.md index e42f9bc2f7..a9394109da 100644 --- a/english/candyland/rainbow/rainbow.md +++ b/english/candyland/rainbow/rainbow.md @@ -17,4 +17,6 @@ You remember your past and feel ashamed you know what those taste like. You begin to cry uncontrollably. +But then you pick yourself up, and realize that in the distance is Ice Cream Sea! + diff --git a/english/candyland/swim/horizon/milkshake_everywhere.md b/english/candyland/swim/horizon/milkshake_everywhere.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4187a3ad1f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/candyland/swim/horizon/milkshake_everywhere.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You doggy-paddle in a circle to get a better look at your surroundings. + +Milkshake, milkshake, everywhere! Milkshake as far as the eye can see. + +But wait! There appears to be… + +Yes, it’s a ship! + +You’re not the best swimmer, but you think you might be able to reach it… + +[Swim! Swim like you've never swum before!](ship/its-a-ship.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/candyland/swim/horizon/ship/its-a-ship.md b/english/candyland/swim/horizon/ship/its-a-ship.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4b4d14808a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/candyland/swim/horizon/ship/its-a-ship.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +You swim for the ship like your life depends on it! + +You swim and you swim and don't seem to be making much progress... + +However, now the ship has spotted you and is heading right in your direction! + +You wave your tired arms in the air. + +Will it loose track of you in the milkshake waves? + +Something seems...odd about the ship. + +It's yellow in color and the flag has a skull and crossbones on it. + +Oh no, banana-boat pirates! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/candyland/swim/swim.md b/english/candyland/swim/swim.md index c236608643..82ea6b28ba 100644 --- a/english/candyland/swim/swim.md +++ b/english/candyland/swim/swim.md @@ -17,3 +17,8 @@ You are now treading milkshake. You see an ominous looking picture on the wall with a Queen standing by a sign in front on a sea. The sign in the picture says: "The Ice Cream Sea" + +[Inspect the wall more closely](wall/queen_portrait.md) + +[Look toward the horizon](horizon/milkshake_everywhere.md) + diff --git a/english/candyland/swim/wall/queen_portrait.md b/english/candyland/swim/wall/queen_portrait.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..62bfcf78ae --- /dev/null +++ b/english/candyland/swim/wall/queen_portrait.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You swim toward the wall to inspect the portrait more closely. + +Milkshake is surprisingly not much more difficult to swim through than regular water. + +The portrait shows an older woman with beautiful silver hair. + +She is holding a scepter topped with a perfect snowflake sculpture. + +She looks regal and wise. + +You are not used to swimming this much and you feel your arms and legs begin to tire. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/captain/captain.md b/english/captain/captain.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..042a48f3cf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/captain/captain.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Good Choice. + +A man of honour beats a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. +(But can he do it again, later?) +Let's watch the trailer of him fighting iron man [here](https://youtu.be/uVdV-lxRPFo). + +Or change your vote back to the cool guy, it's not too late. +[click here](../ironman/ironman.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/cat-symphony-trouble/rewrite-symphony.md b/english/cat-symphony-trouble/rewrite-symphony.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..358ddea235 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cat-symphony-trouble/rewrite-symphony.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +#Rewrite your symphony + +You pick up your cat. Scratch the head until it purrs. + +You are motivated again. + +You set the cat down and begin to re-write your symphony with better ink and no liquids in sight. diff --git a/english/cave/cave.md b/english/cave/cave.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b77a0365b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cave/cave.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You follow the strange noise over the hill and come upon a dark cave. +Nervously, you approach the entrance and the sound gets louder, a +crinkly, somehow wet shuffling noise. You come to the side of the entrance +and poke your head in, when a voice speaks: + +"COME JOIN US" + +and it pulls you into the darkness. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/chai/make-marshmallow-masala-chai.md b/english/chai/make-marshmallow-masala-chai.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dcfcc0e8f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chai/make-marshmallow-masala-chai.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +The marshmallow has terrorized you so much that it has become a part of you now. +It takes a thorn to remove a thorn. And you decide to make marshmallow masala chai. +Take half a cup of water. Bring it to boil. Add one and a half teaspoon of Taj mahal tea powder. +(Ahmed tea if you can find it). +Add 1 green cardamom, 1 clove, half an inch of ginger and half an inch of cinnamon stick. Let it boil for 2 minutes. +Add half a cup of milk and let it boil. And now to the best part. Add the marshmallow to the boiling hot tea. +Rejoice as the marshmallow melts. Stir it into the tea and watch it disintegrate. +Sieve the tea into a cup and drink it hot. +The tea is done. SDo is the marshmallow. +[Get back now.] (../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/castle-route/narnia.md b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/castle-route/narnia.md index 5ea19430d4..1130d85ca8 100644 --- a/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/castle-route/narnia.md +++ b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/castle-route/narnia.md @@ -24,4 +24,10 @@ disgust under its dark hood as it scurries to the stairs and vanishes in the dar cryptic language written on the hilt of the sword, you need to decide. Will it be the ladder? or the Stairs? -Despite the fact that you were the tri-state bronze medallist in the Stairmaster competition, \ No newline at end of file +Despite the fact that you were the tri-state bronze medallist in the Stairmaster competition, +you question the power of your beefy legs. Egads! The shadowy figure is upon you now. You must quickly +make your next decision. + +You examine both possible routes available to you. The ladder looks old and rickety, but stable enough to +climb. Descending the stairs are tiny hot-chocolate marshmallows armed with steel toothpick swords. They +are taunting you, singing in unison some indecipherable marshmallow battle hymn. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/joker.md b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/joker.md index eb0d10397e..62e37585cd 100644 --- a/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/joker.md +++ b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/joker.md @@ -15,3 +15,7 @@ and there is a tiny camera looking at you from above. Who is on the other side, you cannot tell; but, for now, what will you do? Go up or go down? + +Go [up](./up-or-down/go-up/go-up.md)? + +Or go [down](./up-or-down/go-down/go-down.md)? diff --git a/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/up-or-down/go-down/go-down.md b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/up-or-down/go-down/go-down.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6872adb56d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/up-or-down/go-down/go-down.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You descend into madness. Your only light is the glowing of marshmallow lights. You are weightless. +Your confused mind wonders how it will taste when the marshmallows eat your mind... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/up-or-down/go-up/go-up.md b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/up-or-down/go-up/go-up.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4394fcffcf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/challenge-marshmellow-to-rock-off/light-route/up-or-down/go-up/go-up.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You push the button for up and the elevator carries you higher. Eventually it stops and an old woman welcomes you in. +"Hello" She says. "I'm glad it was you that made all the right choices." +She hands you an envelope. Inside you find the keys to a safe deposit box with the word "Solutions" written on it. +"This has all the answers you are looking for." She says as she guides you back to the elevator. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/change-of-career/career.md b/english/change-of-career/career.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3f69b8c5dd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/change-of-career/career.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +#Time to Rethink Your Life + +You sit yourself down and think about what kind of career you would like to have instead. + +[I want to be an artist!](../paint-a-picture/paint-a-picture.md) + +[Ugh, this is too hard. Lemme watch netflix instead](../netflix/netflix.md) + +[TOO MANY CHOICES! GET ME OUT OF HERE!](../run_out_the_door/run_out_the_door.md) diff --git a/english/characters/ankesh.md b/english/characters/ankesh.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9c43158e4f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/characters/ankesh.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ankesh is the one true king of westeros diff --git a/english/check-phone/check-phone.md b/english/check-phone/check-phone.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1323aae9cf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/check-phone/check-phone.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You get a notification that someone has texted you, but you don't +recognize the number. You open your messaging app, but you can't see +a preview of the text. Do you: + +[Open the message](open-message/open-message.md) + +[Delete the message string](delete-message/delete-message.md) diff --git a/english/check-phone/delete-message/delete-message.md b/english/check-phone/delete-message/delete-message.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6b924d9c95 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/check-phone/delete-message/delete-message.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You press delete and the message string is gone. A few weeks later, you +lay in bed, wondering what the mysterious message might have said. +"Oh well," you decide, "probably just spam." diff --git a/english/check-phone/open-message/open-message.md b/english/check-phone/open-message/open-message.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..47da4a1763 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/check-phone/open-message/open-message.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You open up the message, but nothing appears. Suddenly, the screen turns +white. Two black dots appear, slowly morphing into eyes as the white of +the screen takes over your whole field of vision. + +The marshmallows are here. diff --git a/english/check-your-phone/check-your-phone.md b/english/check-your-phone/check-your-phone.md index b073c94af4..62f716af7f 100644 --- a/english/check-your-phone/check-your-phone.md +++ b/english/check-your-phone/check-your-phone.md @@ -6,13 +6,15 @@ But you dont know whether to trust yourself. As you look at your phone, you realize that you can't make out what it says.... -You look up and suddenly, there is a woman in front of you +You look up and suddenly, there is a woman in front of you who says "You are on vacation in Paris!" Do you: -[Decide this is just a dream and buy a t-shirt from CustomShirts.com] (http://CustomShirts.com) +[Decide this is just a dream and buy a t-shirt from CustomShirts.com](http://CustomShirts.com) [Realize that it's just a dream](../dream/dream.md) +Think 'Hey, my dream says it's time to go to Paris!' and [plan your trip](http://www.tripadvisor.com/) + diff --git a/english/chess/chess.md b/english/chess/chess.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b89e8bfe3e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chess/chess.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You decide to conquer up a chess puzzle. + +An image appears in your mind. White to move. + +What would Carlsen do? + +![alt chess](http://www.dailychesspuzzles.com/images/00102.jpg) + +You decide the best response is Qf8+, then Ra8 with mate to follow + +And you go back to reality. + +This game is getting [boring](../bored/bored.md). diff --git a/english/chief-history/chief-history.md b/english/chief-history/chief-history.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fe26241502 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chief-history/chief-history.md @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +The Chief looks at you questionably. + +"Well that's an interesting request..." he ponders. + +He takes out two foldable chairs and unfolds them. +"Make yourself comfortable, I will tell you my tale." + +As you listen to him tell his tale, you feelings both of desire +(for marshmallows and chocolate) and of revulsion (occasioned by +the thought of over-indulgence). You force yourself to concentrate, +and are treated to a surprising revelation: + +You discover that the Marshmallow Chief earned his title through an +annual competition held throughout the Marshmallow Kingdom. Before +being bestowed with Marshmallow-y powers, he was just a normal +human. He attributes his success to his previous experience +as a U.S. Marine. + +"Wow, that's fascinating. I would have never guessed that you +used to be human." You say. + +However, there is still one more question lingering on the +tip of your tongue. + +"But if what you say is true, then you must have had +a name before all of this. So what was your [name](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am4oKAmc2To)?" + +He answers [Bruce Wayne](../batman/batman.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/chillmusic/chillmusic.md b/english/chillmusic/chillmusic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..535ac34c89 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chillmusic/chillmusic.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Click here to listen to some relaxing [acoustic guitar](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpKn3vx6LkI). + +Click here instead if you want to listen to some [relaxing rock](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVJVAHLJleU). + +Click [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3lid40q2ew) to hear a lovely piano piece. + +Click to enjoy the soothing tones of [Rick Astley, Never gonna give you up](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY) + +Click to listen to a nice EDM track: +[Faded - Alan Walker - Lost Stories Mix](https://soundcloud.com/loststories/alan-walker-faded-lost-stories-remix) + +Click [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e80qhyovOnA) to listen to moonlight shadow. + +Click [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk) to listen to Human by Rag'n'Bone Man. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/chocolateOrSleep/chocolateOrSleep.md b/english/chocolateOrSleep/chocolateOrSleep.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..062f50caeb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chocolateOrSleep/chocolateOrSleep.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Would you like some more [chocolate](../search_for_chocolate/search_for_chocolate.md) or + + +would you like to [sing](../sing/sing.md)? + +would you like to [play](../play-music/playmusic.md)? + +Or maybe you'd like to [drive the cat to your sisters house](../dog-person/dog.md)? + +How about talking to someone from beyond the [grave](../call-spirit/call-spirit.md)? diff --git a/english/chocopool/bananaboat/bboat.md b/english/chocopool/bananaboat/bboat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ce4ce6b27b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chocopool/bananaboat/bboat.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You suddenly see something yellow coming from far away. As it approaches, +you realise that it is really a banana boat sailing. You think for a moment. +"May be the captain is friendly.I can ask him where I am. I could even ask +him to take me with him as a worker on his boat." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/chocopool/choco.md b/english/chocopool/choco.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..26e4386db3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chocopool/choco.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ + Now you are in the chocolate pool, you are wondering if there are any +living creatures in that pool. You keep swimming and swimming.However,you +can't find out how deep that pool is.The pool is so wide that you can't +even guess its width or its length. Suddenly, you hear a strange voice. +You drink some chocolate to keep you calm, but you can't stop trembling. +what do you think about this voice?? + +1.Is it a [bananaboat](bananaboat/bboat.md) floating on the pool surface? + +2.Is it the sound of the [hazelnults](hazelnuts/hazel.md) terittory? diff --git a/english/chocopool/hazelnuts/hazel.md b/english/chocopool/hazelnuts/hazel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8c00fee023 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/chocopool/hazelnuts/hazel.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You have heard alot about the notorious hazelnuts who usually live in +chocolate pools. "What will these fierce creatures do to me if they see me +here?",you thought to yourself. You have to flee,before they attack and +hide somewhere. Maybe if you swim some distance, you can find the army of +nutcrackers. You can join this army and prepare for the fight. diff --git a/english/choose-pill/choose-pill.md b/english/choose-pill/choose-pill.md index b91f5d48ea..2b21b65ac9 100644 --- a/english/choose-pill/choose-pill.md +++ b/english/choose-pill/choose-pill.md @@ -2,4 +2,12 @@ Do you want to learn the truth about this marshmellow world? [Choose the red pill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg) Just get me out of this marshmellow! -[Choose the blue pill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjn3AzOk0Bo) \ No newline at end of file +[Choose the blue pill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rjn3AzOk0Bo) + +This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. +You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. +You take the red pill—you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. + +One last option is you take both pills and whichever is more potent wins. (not recommended) + +The last last option is to bite off half of the pill and see what is inside. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/cliff/cliff.md b/english/cliff/cliff.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fe7270797e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cliff/cliff.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +You fling youself off the cliff. + +As you fall you notice that you a your clothing is flapping in the wind. + +Grabbing the excess fabric you pull it tight and begin to glide, unfortunately, all you can see below are clouds. + +... + +You're enjoying the sensation of the wind rushing past you. You think you can control your +glide and steer yourself, but you're tempted to just close your eyes and enjoy the ride. + +[You decide to close your eyes and see what magical place the wind will take you](close-eyes/close-eyes.md). + +[You begin to panic as you realize that you are actually terrifed of heights](panic/panic.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/cliff/close-eyes/close-eyes.md b/english/cliff/close-eyes/close-eyes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..236b361822 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cliff/close-eyes/close-eyes.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You close your eyes and put your fate into the wind's hands. You're excited to see where it will take you. + +You pass below the clouds and the earth below you is suddenly visible. Or it would be, if your eyes were open. + +Unfortunately, with your eyes closed you fail to see that you're rapidly approaching the ground. + +Your last thought is, "I can't wait until I land." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/cliff/panic/panic.md b/english/cliff/panic/panic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a0e15c39f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cliff/panic/panic.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You begin to panic. + +Flailing your arms in a frenzy, you suddenly lose altitude. + +You begin falling at terminal velocity. Now you've done it. You shouldn't have panicked. + +... + +THE END \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/climbing/climbing.md b/english/climbing/climbing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6786ceb4d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/climbing/climbing.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You decide that the best way out of this situation is boudering... hardcore bouldering. + +There is a door at the top of the rock. + +Click [here](../froboznia/froboznia.md) to open the door. + +Click [here](../marshmallow.md) to lower yourself back down into the pit of despair. + +Click [here](../dance/dance.md) to dance. + +Click [here] (../jump/jump.md) to jump. + +Click [here](../fly-falcon/fly-falcon.md) to spread your wings. diff --git a/english/code-my-life/code-my-life.md b/english/code-my-life/code-my-life.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2b88da9f1c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/code-my-life/code-my-life.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +As you have read this far, you are of the same kind. + +You have persisted and endured to have come this far. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/code/code.md b/english/code/code.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..57c2106de6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/code/code.md @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +It seems like the only thing to do is code. + +You create a program that is designed to make your pants stop glowing. It works. +Your pants stop glowing, but then the marshmallow-walled room starts glowing, +slowly getting brighter and brighter. + +You continue coding. + +one day i got bored with the stuff so i created an algorithm to add some color +and randomness. + +Then I decided to change the transparency of the +marshmallows to 50%. + +This also worked! + +You then decide to change the transparency program to slowly alternate between 100% and 25%. + +Some time passes and an opportunity arises to [follow your destiny.](../destiny/destiny.md) + +This is always easier whenever you drink [coffee!](../coffee/coffee.md) + +Sometime I code and for fun I play or watch soccer. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/Paris/city-train/city-train.md b/english/coffee/Paris/city-train/city-train.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2838e71a04 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/Paris/city-train/city-train.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You follow her on the train and take a seat next to a window. + +It feels good to watch the landscape fly by. You notice she + +keeps looking around, as if she is expecting someone. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/Paris/fly-to-paris.md b/english/coffee/Paris/fly-to-paris.md index 9dcd6d1167..975cb8b63e 100644 --- a/english/coffee/Paris/fly-to-paris.md +++ b/english/coffee/Paris/fly-to-paris.md @@ -2,6 +2,14 @@ You got off the AirFrance flight into Charles De Gaulle Airport. Everyone is spe You mustled up some courage, remembered the few French phrases you know, went up to a charming female blonde. -"Excusez-moi, mademoiselle, vous parlez anglais? Je suis perdu." You asked. +"Excusez-moi, mademoiselle, vous parlez anglais? Je suis perdu. Est-ce que vous pouvez aide-moi?" You asked. -"Mais, bien sur. Yes, I do speak English." \ No newline at end of file +"Mais, bien sur. Yes, I do speak English." + +"Excellent!" you exclaim. You tell her everything you know so far and she suggests you follow her. + +She walks towards a local train into the city. Do you? + +[Follow her on the train?](city-train/city-train.md) + +[Walk toward the taxi stand, instead](taxi-trouble/taxi-trouble.md) diff --git a/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/exile/exile.md b/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/exile/exile.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f234ac6448 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/exile/exile.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Content never to see another marshmallow again, you run for your life and never look back. + +You spend the rest of your days working for a cruel vintner who, +after decades, still doesn't believe your fantastical story of escape. diff --git a/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/marshmallow-mafia/mafia.md b/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/marshmallow-mafia/mafia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e30416497e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/marshmallow-mafia/mafia.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Valiantly and boldy you turn around, the responsibility of saving your homeland on your shoulders. + +Unmoved by your self-determination, the goon shoots you instantly turning you into sugar, +the food of the marshmallow people. diff --git a/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/taxi-trouble.md b/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/taxi-trouble.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e256a6ce0f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/Paris/taxi-trouble/taxi-trouble.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You start walking towards the taxi-stand and begin formulating a plan +to save your homeland from sinister marshmallow encroachment. + +Suddenly you realize you are being followed by someone in the marshmallow mafia!!! + +He must have overheard your conversation with the beautiful French woman. + +[Do you confront him?](marshmallow-mafia/mafia.md) + +or + +[Run for it!](exile/exile.md) diff --git a/english/coffee/Run/run.md b/english/coffee/Run/run.md index 1462580807..e218612504 100644 --- a/english/coffee/Run/run.md +++ b/english/coffee/Run/run.md @@ -1,2 +1,15 @@ -Research has shown that coffee before a workout improves circulation, lessens pain, -improves memory for exercises and routines, and preserves and fuels muscles. \ No newline at end of file +Research has shown that coffee before a workout improves circulation, lessens pain, +improves memory for exercises and routines, and preserves and fuels muscles. + +Thus, you decide to go for a running. +You choose to run in the Green Park. +In fact, a great place to breath a bit of fresh air.¶ + +After a few minutes you collapse to the ground, exhausted. +How could you forget? You hate running! + +You need to get pumped up in order to run. Do you: + +[Listen to some music.](../listen-to-music/listen-to-music.md) + +[Not listen to any music.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/another-coffee/another-coffee.md b/english/coffee/another-coffee/another-coffee.md index 01c161620f..c3934ae9b4 100644 --- a/english/coffee/another-coffee/another-coffee.md +++ b/english/coffee/another-coffee/another-coffee.md @@ -1,4 +1,10 @@ -You just had another cup of coffee, now what do you do? +You just had another cup of coffee, +now what do you do? +But after that, things can get choppy. +Coffee, to some, is the nectar of life. +One or two cups is never enough. +They turn to espresso: "The hard stuff!" +Too much, however, will surely cause strife. Is coffee all that matters anymore? I must figure out what will satisfy my overwhelming desires! You are quite hungry aren't you ? @@ -12,4 +18,6 @@ Coffee is the hope for tired, a hug for the chilled, and a smile for a long lost [Write a novel](../novel/full-length-novel.md) -[Find stronger coffee!](../starbucks/starbucks-coffee.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Find stronger coffee!](../starbucks/starbucks-coffee.md) + +[Go to the bathroom](./go-pee/go-pee.md) diff --git a/english/coffee/another-coffee/go-pee/go-pee.md b/english/coffee/another-coffee/go-pee/go-pee.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bc89d11d3b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/another-coffee/go-pee/go-pee.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +The vast amount of coffee has filled up your bladder until the pressure is more than you can bear. With nibble + +feet you rush to the bathroom, close the door, and release the flow, ah... Once you are finished, you flush the + +toilet and wash your hands. As you are getting ready to exit, you notice a small door on against the side wall. + +In your rush to urinate, you did not notice it before, but now your bladder has been emptied and your mind is + +free to dwell on the curious nature of things. As you reach for the door, you ponder the wisdom of the decision + +you are about to make. Somewhere in the depths of your conscienceness, you know to enter this door is to + +leave this world behind and alter your fate forever. You reach for the handle, hoping to stop yourself but + +knowing your curiosity cannot be muted as you.... + diff --git a/english/coffee/bed/bed.md b/english/coffee/bed/bed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c99ccfb6c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/bed/bed.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The coffee makes you feel tired and you go immediately to sleep + +or do you: + +[have another coffee](../../coffee/coffee.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/chess/chess.md b/english/coffee/chess/chess.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d696047a81 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/chess/chess.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Drinking coffee excites your brain. +You feel like a mental challenge.... +and look for a challenging chess game. + +[How about a nice game of three-dimensional chess?](three-dimensional-chess/three-dimensional-chess.md) + diff --git a/english/coffee/chess/three-dimensional-chess/three-dimensional-chess.md b/english/coffee/chess/three-dimensional-chess/three-dimensional-chess.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1bf5d72e1f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/chess/three-dimensional-chess/three-dimensional-chess.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You realize you don't have a three-dimensional chess set. +Maybe Amazon can deliver one today. + diff --git a/english/coffee/coffee.md b/english/coffee/coffee.md index 5c8072776d..070d2e230c 100644 --- a/english/coffee/coffee.md +++ b/english/coffee/coffee.md @@ -1,19 +1,15 @@ Do not mistake my yawn. -It is a scream for coffee. +It is a silent scream for coffee. -though -you might wanna see wonderful dream -that's why i don't fully agree -but if you are out of bed then -Drink some coffee and relax yourself a little bit. +The bitter-sweet flavor of roasted coffee beans invigorates your soul. -or have just few sips and get energy +You feel like a new person. Like you have been reborn. -The bitter-sweet flavor of roasted coffee beans invigorates your soul. +Nothing like a cup of coffee to start your day when you wake up. -You feel like a new person after a cup of coffee. +Can you feel the caffeine rush inside of you? It's taking hold, controlling you. You're so high. -Can you feel the caffeine rush inside of you? +You settle into the table for a good long drink before you consider your next steps. After having your coffee do you want to: @@ -31,6 +27,7 @@ After having your coffee do you want to: [Bake yourself something sweet to go with this delicious brew?](cookie/bake-cookies.md) +[Start eating the walls?](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) [Eat a Bagel?](bagel/eat-a-bagel.md) @@ -38,4 +35,12 @@ After having your coffee do you want to: [Go for a run?](Run/run.md) +[Play Chess?](chess/chess.md) + +[Procrastinate?](procrastinate/procrastinate.md) + +[Go to bed?](bed/bed.md) . + +Coffee creates a great medium for people to have conversations about ideas and visions. +Have chocolate coffee in the morning and [enjoy.](another-coffee/another-coffee.md) diff --git a/english/coffee/cookie/Walk/creative-writing/creative-writing.md b/english/coffee/cookie/Walk/creative-writing/creative-writing.md index e2a043ab86..aa0fb622ab 100644 --- a/english/coffee/cookie/Walk/creative-writing/creative-writing.md +++ b/english/coffee/cookie/Walk/creative-writing/creative-writing.md @@ -4,4 +4,6 @@ You immedately start to write all the thoughts flowing through your head. Your penmanship is impressive, but it is too messy for the world to see, so you grab your laptop. -You begin to transpose your story onto a word processor. You write: \ No newline at end of file +You begin to transpose your story onto a word processor. You write: + +I thought it is a terrible idea! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/drink-tea/drink-hot-tea.md b/english/coffee/drink-tea/drink-hot-tea.md index d5fd809f43..6539db5599 100644 --- a/english/coffee/drink-tea/drink-hot-tea.md +++ b/english/coffee/drink-tea/drink-hot-tea.md @@ -5,3 +5,5 @@ You see a bowl of chocolates and sneakily eat one. [Everything around you seems to grow](alice/alice-in-wonderland.md) +[Everything around you seems to shrink](../../shrunk/shrunken.md) + diff --git a/english/coffee/drink-water/Swim/swim.md b/english/coffee/drink-water/Swim/swim.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5463f85288 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/drink-water/Swim/swim.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +the swim refresses you and makes you feel fresh and rejuvenated. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/drink-water/bathroom/bathroom.md b/english/coffee/drink-water/bathroom/bathroom.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4fb99e17d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/drink-water/bathroom/bathroom.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You quick start running down the street to look for a bathroom. +You see a sign for a public toilet 2 mins down the road and you also see a Starbucks. diff --git a/english/coffee/drink-water/drink.md b/english/coffee/drink-water/drink.md index c738978f7e..6c787a6d86 100644 --- a/english/coffee/drink-water/drink.md +++ b/english/coffee/drink-water/drink.md @@ -1,4 +1,10 @@ -You start drinking the water, and it seems to relax your stomach, -but you have to keep drinking, -now your stomach swells to the size of a hot air balloon. +You start drinking the water, and it seems to relax your stomach, +but you have to keep drinking, +now your stomach swells to the size of a hot air balloon. You start feeling an urge to release some pressure... + +Do you want to: + +[Find the nearest bathroom](bathroom/bathroom.md)? + +[Go for a swim](Swim/swim.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/listen-to-music/listen-to-music.md b/english/coffee/listen-to-music/listen-to-music.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ddcaeddcb9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/listen-to-music/listen-to-music.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You listen to music and get REALLY PUMPED UP!!!!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/rebel/rebel.md b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/rebel/rebel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c3d00797ab --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/rebel/rebel.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You begin feeling angrier and angrier at the situation. You did not +ask to be here, and you most certainly don't want to be here. + +As you turn around towards the water, you scream "All of this is absurd! +None of this is real!" As you walk back into the water you know, you just +know, that there is only one way out of this madness. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/collect-honey/collect-honey.md b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/collect-honey/collect-honey.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2344207953 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/collect-honey/collect-honey.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You stand, alone on the empty beach, puzzled by the honey +covering your body. (Aren't you glad you weren't wearing a +wetsuit to entrap you in the honey?) You ache to examine +the honey, but how? Suddenly you notice, on the badger's +armchair, his pad and pen. There is a note on the pad - +"Fill me" - with an arrow pointing to the right. Next to +the arrow you discover an empty jar with a butter-knife +in it. + +You take the jar and, with the butter knife, you fill it +by scraping the honey from your skin. Staring into the +depths of the honey, you are transfixed. diff --git a/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/follow-badger/follow-badger.md b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/follow-badger/follow-badger.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..519b7d285d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/follow-badger/follow-badger.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +Bereft, you look all around yourself for signs of the badger. +All that you see is the armchair, which looks as alone as you +feel. You approach it, hoping for a sign of what to do. A +hitch in the herringbone on one arm catches your eye, and +you recognize one of the badger's hairs lodged in the wool +upholstery. + +You take the grey hair and sit, uncomfortably sticky, on the +armchair, holding the badger hair aloft like an unlit torch. +What was it that the badger said? "The more I think about it, +the more certain I become that we are all made of bees." + +You close your eyes again and see the badger's deep eyes. You +reach inward to connect with the state of bee-ing that you +share with the badger - with all badgers. You feel the honey +on your skin buzz and lift, your inner bees carrying you +gently into the warm and salty onshore breeze. Your eyes +tightly closed, you cannot tell whether you are being borne +swiftly or not at all into the breeze. Suddenly you feel your +bare feet touch warm stone, and you are standing. You open +your eyes to the welcome sight of your teacher, the badger, +nattily dressed as before. + +"I sense that you are a coffee drinker," he says. Would you +care for a cup? diff --git a/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/surrender.md b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/surrender.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..df40abbd14 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/surrender/surrender.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +You sit down next to the badger. + +"Bees?" you ask, genuinely curious. + +"Yes, bees. If you listen to your body, you can feel +the energy of a million bees flying through your veins +when you are happy, and the sting of a million more when +you are sad. + +"Close your eyes, and feel, see, those bees inside you." + +As he says that, a warm feeling starts radiating from your +core. You can feel the bees zooming through your body, and +every single cell begins to vibrate along with their buzz. + +You only open your eyes when your skin feels wet, sticky. +Surprisingly (or maybe not), you are covered in honey. + +Your teacher, the badger, is gone. + +Do you: + +[Collect the honey?] (collect-honey/collect-honey.md) + +[Follow the badger?] (follow-badger/follow-badger.md) diff --git a/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/warm-water.md b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/warm-water.md index d126ad2e4f..d420dec629 100644 --- a/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/warm-water.md +++ b/english/coffee/nude-run/warm-water/warm-water.md @@ -6,3 +6,13 @@ at last speaks again. "You know," says the badger, "the more I think about it, the more certain I become that we are all made of bees." + +He says this with the absurd certainty of Yoda, or the Little Prince. Part of +you wants to scream (there is no such thing as speaking badgers, and I am +certainly not made of bees). But there is also a small part of you that feels +the pull of the badgers soft voice, his calm but engaging eyes. + +Do you: +[rebel against the absurdity of it all?] (rebel/rebel.md) + +[let your mind surrender] (surrender/surrender.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/procrastinate/procrastinate.md b/english/coffee/procrastinate/procrastinate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9aaf3308e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/procrastinate/procrastinate.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +As you sit there and sip your coffee pondering over this huge marshmallow problem which is staring right at your face, +you strike upon a golden idea! Why hadn't you thought of this before? +Procrastinate!! Well, That seems to work every time you want to avoid a problem. +You flip out your phone and tap on that little twitter icon and voila! +Problems just disappear and you are in a [whole new +world!](./whole-new-world/whole-new-world.md) +Then your counscioussness pokes you again, and you don't want to listen to it so you try youtube instead. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/coffee/procrastinate/whole-new-world/whole-new-world.md b/english/coffee/procrastinate/whole-new-world/whole-new-world.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cd2fb5fdd0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/coffee/procrastinate/whole-new-world/whole-new-world.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Alas, not even Twitter is safe from this madness! As you scroll through the +feed, you notice your awareness narrowing into the screen, losing any sense +of the rest of the world... + +...was the screen always that big?... + +...why are the pixels so close, now?... + +...was it really Twitter you were on? You don't remember switching, but you +don't feel the phone in your hand, anymore... + +Suddenly, you find yourself in device-which-may-or-may-not-be-your-phone, +looking out of the screen. Are you in a [Virtual +Reality?](./../../../virtualreality/oculus.md) Perhaps you have [fallen into +Minecraft.](./../../../you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md) + + diff --git a/english/cold_outside/cold_outside.md b/english/cold_outside/cold_outside.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b42bbdbc7a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cold_outside/cold_outside.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +It is winter, close to the parallel 55ºN so, understandably you either + +stay inside and light a [fire](../light-fire/fire.md) + +or buy a plane ticket and go on a [vacation](../licked-cat/vacation.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/combatration/combat_ration.md b/english/combatration/combat_ration.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..60fe121c16 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/combatration/combat_ration.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +this combat ration is so nice. +it is poisonous you ate and died + +But then General Skeltal rides up and requests you join his Skeleton Army + +[Continue Ded](../continueded/continueded.md) + +[Arise and join General Skeltal](../resurrect/resurrect.md) diff --git a/english/commit-suicide/suicide.md b/english/commit-suicide/suicide.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ab62f34408 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/commit-suicide/suicide.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Click [here](http://www.addictdepression.com/suicide-methods/) for some ideas. +However, you must consider [these](http://lostallhope.com/things-consider) matters first. + +If you would like someone to talk to about your suicidal inclinations, +[here are some hotlines you can call.](https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/wiki/hotlines) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/computer-window/computer-window.md b/english/computer-window/computer-window.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eb04fb95d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/computer-window/computer-window.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You wake up in the morning and your computer is looking out of the window + +You asked her, + + - Are you OK? + + And she says, + + - Yes, thank you. I'm just thinking about our future... + + What do you do? + +[Check out Wikipedia](../wikipedia/wiki.md) diff --git a/english/concert/concert.md b/english/concert/concert.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5d23552726 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/concert/concert.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +At the David Gray [concert](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGm5z8sJAFM) you join the +crowd in a sick live mobile light-show and find a wizard to sell you that voodoo you needed +to find yourself with the [Neonic Lion](http://www.neonic-live.com/). + +The laser-fueled haze in the distance catches your eyes. +Spirit wild, trek in the general direction of your +favorite [Music Festival](../music-festival/music-festival.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/continueded/continueded.md b/english/continueded/continueded.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..21234be134 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/continueded/continueded.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You have elected to remain ded. +The skeleton wars have ended and your bones have turned to dust. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/copper-plate-man/copper-plate-man.md b/english/copper-plate-man/copper-plate-man.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec3f1ad319 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/copper-plate-man/copper-plate-man.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The copper plate man can read your mind and answers your questions without ever speaking a word. + +Hard to believe? + +[Read on] (http://www.jameskelleher.com/index.php/journal/copperplateman.html) diff --git a/english/cosmological_argument/cosmological_argument.md b/english/cosmological_argument/cosmological_argument.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1fb09cf60b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cosmological_argument/cosmological_argument.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +In the morning, you recited cosmological argument: +1. Whatever begins to exist has a cause. +2. The Universe began to exist. +3. Therefore, the Universe had a cause. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/count-the-marshmellows/count-the-marshmellows.md b/english/count-the-marshmellows/count-the-marshmellows.md index b5408b4767..18acdf43db 100644 --- a/english/count-the-marshmellows/count-the-marshmellows.md +++ b/english/count-the-marshmellows/count-the-marshmellows.md @@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ Do you: [Look for a way out?](../find-exit/leave.md) -[Sell the marshmallows on ebay?] (./sell-on-ebay/sell-on-ebay.md) +[Sell the marshmallows on ebay?](./sell-on-ebay/sell-on-ebay.md) [Eat ALL the marshmallows](./eat-all-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows.md) diff --git a/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/get-breakfast.md b/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/get-breakfast.md index 302cb6486d..4c5b200e3d 100644 --- a/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/get-breakfast.md +++ b/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/get-breakfast.md @@ -15,3 +15,5 @@ Her hand moves to reveal a tiny marshmallow. "Think about it," she urges before Do you ... [Hightail it to the marsh?](go-to-marsh/go-to-marsh.md) + +[Rush to a Malo concert?] (go-to-malo/go-to-malo.md) diff --git a/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/go-to-malo/go-to-malo.md b/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/go-to-malo/go-to-malo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0338af49e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/get-breakfast/go-to-malo/go-to-malo.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You arrive at the Malo concert, certain that a bad pun was what the waitress meant by her cryptic clue. +You search the room for something, anything, that will give meaning to this story... + +The music is horrible, and you die. + +... + +You wake up in your bed. It's sunday morning, and you mom has made you blueberry pancakes. +You eat them and get ready for church. +Man, dreams are weird! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/pillow-problems/pillow-problems.md b/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/pillow-problems/pillow-problems.md index 6e644875ee..e96fcdfc75 100644 --- a/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/pillow-problems/pillow-problems.md +++ b/english/count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/pillow-problems/pillow-problems.md @@ -9,4 +9,7 @@ itself, now reduced to shards? You fumble through its remnants and find the tag: experimental material. Not for consumption. If swallowed, call 1-888-285-20" Wait, "experimental?" You've chewed off the last 2 digits, and your stomach isn't feeling so right suddenly. Now what? You recall that California is in the midst of a drought, so what will help is a nice large glass -of water. You survey the room again, looking for something cool and refreshing. \ No newline at end of file +of water. You survey the room again, looking for something cool and refreshing. + +You spot a bathtub filled with hot chocolate. It won't be cool or refreshing, but you don't have time. +You lean over it, cup your hand, and drink rapidly. Your buddy looks at you incredulously. "What?" you ask nervously. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/cowardice/cowardice.md b/english/cowardice/cowardice.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9d7c9b5a0b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cowardice/cowardice.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You live a life in which the only reprieve from the deep +dissatisfaction with your choices is the immeasurable pain which stems from +watching everything you love and could have fought for be destroyed to make + room for the objects of greater persons' wishes. + +You finally die, the few people who you knew morn for the minimum time required. + Not out of loss but out of the fact that you are not worth the effort it would take to +justify their lack of sorrow to their acquaintances. diff --git a/english/cowboy/cowboy.md b/english/cowboy/cowboy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..60945668ef --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cowboy/cowboy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +... Once you feel your best bib and tucker are all correct, you strut into the +bar, push the nearest deadbeat and start the meanest brawl the ruff'n'tumble +tavern has ever seen. +You grab your aggressor and ask him "Where are we ?", he +replies ["Texas"](../texas/texas.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/craving/craving.md b/english/craving/craving.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9e64126b44 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/craving/craving.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You are craving marshmellows covered in chocolate! +You can't believe how powerful the craving is! +You must have them now! +You quickly put some in a bowl and cover them with Chocolate. +[You begin eating!](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) +Really, try it...trust me...! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/crazy/crazy.md b/english/crazy/crazy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ab3dc0c73f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/crazy/crazy.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +Crazy man! + +Or not. What is sane? + +Where has sanity ended or begun? + +[We all dance.](../dance/dance.md) + +Do you... + +[Run](../run/run.md) + +[Hide](../hide/hide-chk.md) + +Eat some [ice cream?](../ice-cream/ice-cream.md) + +ummm crazy should be spelled krazy with a k + +something is seriously wrong with us + +No the others are the insane + +But really, what is insanity? + +Do the insane know they're insane? diff --git a/english/cricket-rules/cricket-rule-book.md b/english/cricket-rules/cricket-rule-book.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d56044a501 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cricket-rules/cricket-rule-book.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Rules and game-play + +Cricket is a bat and ball game, played between two teams of eleven players each. +One team bats, attempting to score runs, while the other bowls and fields the ball, +attempting to restrict the scoring and dismiss the batsmen. +The objective of the game is for a team to score more runs than its opponent. +In some forms of cricket, it may also be necessary to dismiss the opposition in order to win the match, +which would otherwise be drawn. + diff --git a/english/cricket/cricket.md b/english/cricket/cricket.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0743ce1a4c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cricket/cricket.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Click [here](http://www.espncricinfo.com) to catch up on cricket news and view live scores. + +You look around and find the cricket bat-and-ball game equipment and rule book. +Click [here](../cricket-rules/cricket-rule-book.md) to read the rules. + +you find cricket boring and instead want to learn about spirits +Click [here](../call-spirit/call-spirit.md) to learn.. + diff --git a/english/cricket/if-you-love-cricket/ifyoulovecricket.md b/english/cricket/if-you-love-cricket/ifyoulovecricket.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cb10751f11 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cricket/if-you-love-cricket/ifyoulovecricket.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Love cricket? [Go Here!!](../cricket.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/crochet/crochet.md b/english/crochet/crochet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..22b3510125 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/crochet/crochet.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Crochet teddy bears are the cutest. Start one today! :) + +Click here to [return to reality] (../marshmallow.md). diff --git a/english/crouch-dragon/crouch-dragon.md b/english/crouch-dragon/crouch-dragon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7891fee45f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/crouch-dragon/crouch-dragon.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Once upon a time, there is a baby dragon living in the sea. The baby dragon is +very smart and nice, but some devils curse it. It lost its father, entwined into +a family turnmoil, and then lost its beloved elder brother. It seemed to be +doomed to live a miseral life. Nonetheless, with great perserverance, it +rebounced back after crouching for a while. After having been surviving all the +disasters and unfortune, it grew up with formidable willpower and undefeatable +inner spirit. Here comes it, up front in the face of so-called destiny. + diff --git a/english/cry-out-for-daddy/oh_daddy.md b/english/cry-out-for-daddy/oh_daddy.md index 171334c93c..91f98b6d69 100644 --- a/english/cry-out-for-daddy/oh_daddy.md +++ b/english/cry-out-for-daddy/oh_daddy.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ -oh dad!!Save me!! \ No newline at end of file +oh dad!!Save me!! + +As you cry out, you notice that the room's acoustics are unlike anything you ever experienced before. diff --git a/english/cuddle-the-cat/cuddle-cat.md b/english/cuddle-the-cat/cuddle-cat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..56aa2a4ac4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cuddle-the-cat/cuddle-cat.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +#Cuddle buddy + +You pick up your kitty and cuddle her for hours. She happily purrs. And +you happily purr back. Your cat looks at you like you're crazy, but what +are you going to do? + +[Try to rub your cat's belly](rub-cat-belly/rub-cat-belly.md) diff --git a/english/cuddle-the-cat/rub-cat-belly/rub-cat-belly.md b/english/cuddle-the-cat/rub-cat-belly/rub-cat-belly.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a407d2c05d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cuddle-the-cat/rub-cat-belly/rub-cat-belly.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Your cat flops down on the floor with his belly sticking out. +You start stroking his belly as he lets out a purr, then suddenly he grabs your arm +and starts nibbling on you while kicking the crap out of your arm with his hind legs. It's a trap! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/cycling-backwards/cycling-backwards.md b/english/cycling-backwards/cycling-backwards.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9f2719b66b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cycling-backwards/cycling-backwards.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +It has long been rumoured that Polar Bears can cycle and moreover, cycle backwards. In reverse. +Unlike brown bears, who can only play balalaika, and only in Russia. + +...but what about other animals that can cycle forwards. [What do they do?](../cycling-forwards/cycling-forwards.md) + +[That's got to be horse...note to self.](../marshmallow.md) + + + diff --git a/english/cycling-forwards/cycling-forwards.md b/english/cycling-forwards/cycling-forwards.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6dade9eaeb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cycling-forwards/cycling-forwards.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +But everyone knows that fish only like to cycle forwards. It's the only way they can breathe while juggling. + +Of course this was true for a long time, until a freak mutation involving a salmon and a pogo-stick occured, +forever [evolving the way that fish travel](./pogofish/pogofish.md). diff --git a/english/cycling-forwards/pogofish/pogofish.md b/english/cycling-forwards/pogofish/pogofish.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..05a7b50fba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/cycling-forwards/pogofish/pogofish.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Of course pogo fish were at a natural advantage; while they always needed to generally hop forwards, +it was also possible to travel upwards and downwards, repeatedly. diff --git a/english/dance-randomly/dance-randomly.md b/english/dance-randomly/dance-randomly.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f5f43bebb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dance-randomly/dance-randomly.md @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +You decide to dance randomly. It seems like a good idea at the time. + +You get jiggy with it. + +You shake dem hips. + +You laugh and laugh and laugh some more. + +You catch yourself smiling, ever so brightly. + +And oh yeah... how could you have forgotten?... life... it's beautiful! + +It only makes sense that next, you... + +Get inspired to finally do all those things you have been long contemplating... + +Get that crazy haircut...change your look. + +Quit that boring, unchallenging safe job and learn something new... +...don't feel ashamed to start at the bottom. + +Learn that new language.... + +Take a 6 month break to just travel...meet new people...try new things. + +Tell those who value - why they are such an important part of your life. + +Thank those you take for granted... + +Live the new life you just found with the wonder, enthusiasm and zeal of a 2 yr old... + +Exactly like its supposed to be lived!!! + diff --git a/english/dance/dance.md b/english/dance/dance.md index 184e511fe4..a252715d18 100644 --- a/english/dance/dance.md +++ b/english/dance/dance.md @@ -1,4 +1,6 @@ +[Argentine tango](../tango/tango.md) + ballet: You dance frantically until the ground begins to shake and @@ -15,6 +17,8 @@ But there are too many cooks! Or so you think. You're not sure because you are self-aware of your tendency to be easily swayed by catchy rock songs of the 80s and Foreigner - Double Vision was just on the radio. +You become other aware that a potential dance partner is making eye contact with you... + Just get to sleep Dance Like MJ , live you life fully, @@ -36,4 +40,12 @@ it is a dancing cat [Want coffee?](../coffee/coffee.md) +[Make hot chocolate?](../hot-chocolate-time/makehotchocolate.md) + +[Want to read a story](../myStory/mayank.md) + +[Look for a dance partner!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O3NCfiLvqs) + +[Dance like it's 1999](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWiUvn2KBu4) + diff --git a/english/day-dream/day-dream.md b/english/day-dream/day-dream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6e9d2f2274 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/day-dream/day-dream.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +An you wake up from you day dream and realized you have forgotten how to clone a remote. The end! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dentist/ouch.md b/english/dentist/ouch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..98ca33e566 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dentist/ouch.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Uh-oh, you feel a dull pain in an a upper molar +on the right side of your mouth. Shouldn't have eaten +all those marshmallows. It's better to eat fruits and vegetables. +But who can resist for marchmallows?! +So, dont worry. Continue eating marshmellows. If you loose all you teeth, you can replace them with the artificial ones. +Or get metal teeth like the Bond villian Jaws. diff --git a/english/destiny/destiny.md b/english/destiny/destiny.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2ba7ec802f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/destiny/destiny.md @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +you have decided to persue your destiny. + +before you start you must have forgotten to pee so [go now](../eating-walls/find-a-toilet/find-a-toilet.md). + +now that you are relieved of the pressure underneath. + +you look so hard on the screen, the rooms seems colder and strange with something in it, + +but it's too much to take on. + +so you [go back to sleep](../sleep/marshmallow.md). + +But you wake up and chose to find your way to know the [real life](../real-life/real-life.md). + +see destiny isn't so hard when you try for it. + +and now you will be the [protagonist of the story](../marshmallow.md) + +and I have [high hopes](../hope/hope.md) for you. + +and you might be someone [who knocks](../say-my-name/say-my-name.md). + +or perhaps you are someone [who opens](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation+3%3A20). + +If you have finished pursuing your destiny, it may be time for a +[cold one](../drink-beer/drink-beer.md). + +If you have only just begun to pursue your destiny, it's best not to +do so on an [empty stomach](../breakfast/breakfast.md). + +On second thought, it might be safer to just lie low. + The world is a dangerous place and to so strike out into it might be dangerous. + [You decide obscurity is for you](../cowardice/cowardice.md). + + diff --git a/english/devastated_greatness/devastated_greatness.md b/english/devastated_greatness/devastated_greatness.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f075fc60d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/devastated_greatness/devastated_greatness.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Staring at the ceiling I thought we'd never make it + +But all that it took was patience + +Now we're on our way to greatness + +-[Devastated](http://genius.com/Joey-bada-devastated-lyrics) + diff --git a/english/dig/cup-cocoa/cup-cocoa.md b/english/dig/cup-cocoa/cup-cocoa.md index 710802a24a..73a8e1ca06 100644 --- a/english/dig/cup-cocoa/cup-cocoa.md +++ b/english/dig/cup-cocoa/cup-cocoa.md @@ -2,8 +2,20 @@ You enjoy the warm cup of cocoa and you have a conversation with the big bird th Big Bird from Sesame Street. You ask him what he is doing in the forest and ask him if he would like a cup of "cocoa". He starts to correct you and says it is pronounced "co-co-aaaaaaaaa" and not "co-co". This pointless debate ensues for a few minutes until he concedes that it is indeed cocoa after you google -the correct pronunciation. Then you ask him again what he is doing in the forest. +the correct pronunciation. Then you ask him again what he is doing in the forest. He says: -"I am searching for delicious mushrooms. Do you have any?" \ No newline at end of file +"I am searching for delicious mushrooms. Do you have any?" + +You realize that this day has gotten out of hand. + +Big bird is scary, the cocoa not longer tastes good, you want to go home. + +Luckily for you, GOB appears behind you and sticks a pill into your mouth. + +The last thing you hear before everything goes black + +"Have a forget-me-now Michael" + +[Forget everything that has happened](../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dig/dig.md b/english/dig/dig.md index 10aa2e83a9..457850a2d5 100644 --- a/english/dig/dig.md +++ b/english/dig/dig.md @@ -2,15 +2,21 @@ You find that the walls are very thin, so you quickly break through. The effort has left you exhausted, but outside, you see a forest. +A lush green forest with an unsettling feeling about it. + A big, black bird approaches. It says "hello" "Hello, Mr Bird!", you say, and spot a collar with a tag on it. +The collar is worn dark brown leather, and the tag is faded silver. A very unusual looking bird indeed. + Upon inspecting the tag, you see it reads: "Nevermore". Turning over the tag, you see: "If found, please return to: Outis, 13 West Range, U. Virginia". +Below this it reads, "Rub me three times". + "Well, Nevermore, shall we return you to your owner?" Do you: @@ -31,4 +37,6 @@ Do you: [sing-song "how do you do" back to the black bird](sing-greet/sing-greet.md) -[teach the bird how to worship lord](worship/worship.md) \ No newline at end of file +[teach the bird how to worship lord](worship/worship.md) + +[Rub the tag three times](../dragons/fire-everywhere.md) diff --git a/english/dimensions/dimension.md b/english/dimensions/dimension.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f56ab205c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dimensions/dimension.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +And here you enter a new [dimension](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sea8yNCDqWo.) + +Or, You could have a taste of my own [Dimension] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5PXYehriYY) + +Or decide to play a game of chess [chess](../chess/chess.md). + +Or decide to learn about the world of bears [bears](../bear-story/bear-story.md) + +Or decide the learn about life of this world [life of this world](../00-Life-of-this-world/Life of this world.md) diff --git a/english/discover-new-genres/discover-new-genres.md b/english/discover-new-genres/discover-new-genres.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5addcf0c19 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/discover-new-genres/discover-new-genres.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You have decided to explore a new genre of music! There are so many options, but +after giving it some thought you decide to explore... + +================================================================================ +1) [Grime](grime/grime.md) +================================================================================ + +Add your favorite genre/s down here. Let's make a genre list! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/discover-new-genres/grime/grime.md b/english/discover-new-genres/grime/grime.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..86bc80a284 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/discover-new-genres/grime/grime.md @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +You have decided to learn about grime! Grime is a genre originating from the +United Kingdom that mainly grew out of similar, older genres of electronic music +in the UK - primarily UK garage and jungle. Grime music is normally set at a +tempo of 140 beats per minute and feature dark basslines, futuristic electronic +noises, and an abundance of square waves. Grime is listened to both as stand- +alone instrumentals and with an MC, whose role in the genre has morphed from +something similar to the literal definition of "mic controller" to something +very similar to a modern hip-hop rapper. Grime is known for being fast, +agressive, and hard hitting and although many MCs have moved closer and closer +to a hip-hop sound, grime still maintains a distinct, underground sound. + +Examples: + +[Skepta-That's Not Me](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyONbqggasY). + +[Wiley-Outchea](https://soundcloud.com/richard-kylea-cowie/wiley-outchea). + +[Spooky-Top 10 Dubplate Mix](https://soundcloud.com/factmag/dj-spooky-top-10-dubplate-mix). + +[Dark0-Black Rose](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-irjIr2jBlM). + +[DJ Slimzee, Wiley and Dizzee Rascal-Sidewinder 2003 Set](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzqD-z8trY). + +[Dizzee Rascal-I Luv U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH0KWX2a8zY). + +[Jammz-The World](https://soundcloud.com/iamgrime/jammz-iag001-b1-the-world). + +[Danny Weed-Salt Beef](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvBIazVjdn8). + +Links: + +[Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grime_music). + +[Short documentary on grime history](http://bit.ly/1ulCD4c). + +[Grime Subreddit](https://www.reddit.com/r/grime). diff --git a/english/disney/disney.md b/english/disney/disney.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9ce019cb55 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/disney/disney.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You realize that you are looking at Sleeping Beauty's Castle. +Somehow you have been transported to Disneyland. +You find yourself on Main Street surrounded by people. +All of a sudden you remember you have a job to do still... +Click [Job to do](https://disneyland.disney.go.com/) + +and lived happily ever after \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/divergence/divergence.md b/english/divergence/divergence.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c460e82d51 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/divergence/divergence.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Suddenly everything thing around vanishes into this air, and you start to feel really dizzy... +A purple starfish appears in front of you. +Hello, my friend. diff --git a/english/dog-person/dog.md b/english/dog-person/dog.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c070a5b0d0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dog-person/dog.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +#Call Me Dog Person + +You take your cat straight to your sister's house and drive yourself to +the nearest animal shelter. You tell the attendant you want a dog, and +he shows you to the back to take a look. There's so many to choose from! +HOW WILL YOU CHOOSE?? + +[That golden lab looks nice](../golden-lab/golden-lab.md) diff --git a/english/dog-sled/dogsled.md b/english/dog-sled/dogsled.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ef1dfc2a79 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dog-sled/dogsled.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +You embark on a dog sled adventure across the globe, setting the record for the fastest time. Then you realize you're +[right back where you started](../marshmallow.md). + +Unbeknownst to you, but amply apparent to your dogs, your acute case of snowblindness had caused you +to go far off course. On the way out of town on your record-setting trip you hit your head on a +low branch. With you unconscious, the sled dogs took the opportunity to eat a weeks worth of +rations. Lethargic with their bulging bellies, the dogs pulled you back to town so that they could +sleep in their cosy dog houses. + +You slowly clue in to your prediciment when you can't explain why you're still wearing the same pair +of underwear you left with. What will you tell the local villagers who so graciously supported your +adventure? + +[Move to Canada](../Canada/Canada.md)? + +Leave town and play [Pokemon Go](../pokemon-go/pokemon-go.md) full time? diff --git a/english/dog_finger/dog_finger.md b/english/dog_finger/dog_finger.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d29bae0e75 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dog_finger/dog_finger.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +while True { + One night, a couple who had been out for a few too many drinks came home to find + their dog choking in the living room. The man panicked and fainted, but the woman decided to call + her old friend, a vet, and arranged to drop the dog off at the vet clinic. + + After dropping off the dog, she decides to go home and get her husband into bed. It takes her a while + to do this, and in the meantime, the phone rings. The vet screams hysterically that they need + to get out of the house immediately. So without any clue as to what’s going on, the couple leave + the house as quickly as possible. + + As they come down the stairs, several policemen run up to meet them. When the woman ask + what the problem is, a policeman gently tells her that the dog was choking on a man’s finger. A burglar + must still be present in their home. Soon enough, the former owner + of the finger is found unconscious in the bedroom. +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/door/door.md b/english/door/door.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..18b9537df6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/door/door.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You walk up to the first door, across from the hole in the wall you dove through and look at the sign. It reads: + +Tobias Fünke, M.D. + ANALRAPIST diff --git a/english/doug-adams/arthur-dent/arthur-dent.md b/english/doug-adams/arthur-dent/arthur-dent.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..768d9fa37d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/doug-adams/arthur-dent/arthur-dent.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You find yourself, still dressed in pajamas and robe, lying in the dirt in +front of a bulldozer, blocking it from destroying your house. + +This must be Thursday. You never could get the hang of Thursdays. + +You friend Ford appears. + +"C'mon. Let's go to the [Pub](../ford-prefect/ford-prefect.md). He said they +won't destroy your house until they've finished the beers." Ford says. + +Simply motion to the [bulldozer](../../marshmallow.md). diff --git a/english/doug-adams/deep-thought/deep-thought.md b/english/doug-adams/deep-thought/deep-thought.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d81cc0710e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/doug-adams/deep-thought/deep-thought.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +42 diff --git a/english/doug-adams/doug-adams.md b/english/doug-adams/doug-adams.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ee369e10fe --- /dev/null +++ b/english/doug-adams/doug-adams.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +Where did all the dolphins go? + +Dolphins are smart creatures, that much we know. +However, it had never dawned upon us just +how smart they actually were. + +The farewell message that they had sent +prior to their departure was both enigmatic +and ridiculous at the same time. + +So long and thanks for all the fish? + +Who would have thought... Who would have known? + +There are two people left in this stupendous +galaxy who might know... + +[Arthur Dent](arthur-dent/arthur-dent.md) + +[Ford Prefect](ford-prefect/ford-prefect.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/doug-adams/ford-prefect/ford-prefect.md b/english/doug-adams/ford-prefect/ford-prefect.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1be253dd49 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/doug-adams/ford-prefect/ford-prefect.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book, +perhaps the most remarkable, certainly the most successful book ever to come out +of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor. +More popular than the CELESTIAL HOME CARE OMNIBUS, better selling than 53 MORE +THINGS TO DO IN ZERO GRAVITY, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's +trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, WHERE GOD WENT WRONG, SOME MORE OF GOD'S +GREATEST MISTAKES, and WHO IS THIS GOD PERSON, ANYWAY? +In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, +the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia +Galactica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom. For though it +has many omissions, and contains much which is apocryphal, or at least wildly +inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects. +First, it is slightly cheaper. And second, it has the words ["DON'T PANIC"](../../alchemy/alchemy.md) printed in +large friendly letters on its cover. diff --git a/english/dragons/fire-everywhere.md b/english/dragons/fire-everywhere.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f22591750 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dragons/fire-everywhere.md @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +Three massive dragons appear. +You know you have seen them somewhere. You try to recall where.. +Where did I see these dragons ? +Where... Where....Where + +The mushroom walls have a smirk on their face.. +They know the answer and they also know that you don't have much time to think... + +The walls are getting closer... + +Suddenly you remember... These are the [dragons](http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Dragons) of the +Khaleesi from the Game Of Thrones + +You feel fortunate that you had taken time out and learned a few +[Valyrian](http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/High_Valyrian) words... + +Who knew that one day you will have to use Valyrian tongue for survival... + +'Dracarys' - you shout out as loud as you probably can... + +The biggest of the dragon - [Drogon](http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Drogon) - stares at you with his +big eyes... + +His penetrating gaze holds me transfixed... + +You wonder if he understood the situation... + +He comes closer and bends....You realize that he is asking you to ride on him...You hop on without any +delay... + +He looks around his siblings Viserion and Rhaegal...they all understand the need of the hour.......all +three take a deep breath.... + +And then there is fire everywhere... A fire the likes of which you have never seen before in your entire +life... + +The mushroom walls start melting rapidly... they are cursing you as they know their death is close... + +The wall on your left melts completely and you now see a way out of this mushroom jungle...and signal +Drogon to fly... + +You do not much energy left in you...You are extremely tired...You don't even realize when you +fell asleep... + +When you wake up its noon and you come to know that it was all a dream ! + + + + + + +...or was it?! diff --git a/english/dream/code/bugs/bugs.md b/english/dream/code/bugs/bugs.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4f434fa447 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/code/bugs/bugs.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +As I sat down to my laptop, I noticed that the keys had been transformed into +little beetles with white glyphs marked on their black carapaces. My fingers +tapped down in their familiar rhythm, but the tiny black bugs scurried away +before any input could be collected. diff --git a/english/dream/code/code.md b/english/dream/code/code.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da5032208d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/code/code.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You decide that talk of marshmallow real estate is purile so you escape, to code per chance to dream... + +Aye, there's the rub, for in that sleep of code, what [bugs](bugs/bugs.md) may come. diff --git a/english/dream/dream.md b/english/dream/dream.md index 0bf8f312da..9912432906 100644 --- a/english/dream/dream.md +++ b/english/dream/dream.md @@ -2,15 +2,26 @@ You understand that it's difficult to wake up from a dream if you think this is You attempt to point out things that are around you that cannot possibly occur in real life such the marshmallow walls and hand. You start to feel excted about the possibilities of this unique world. +In your dream you remember all of your earlier dreams and then the dreams seem more real than reality. You feel that there will be no consequence in your dream and you attempt to manipulate your dream away, but how... Afterwards, you decide to: +[livethedream](../dream/livethedream/livethedream.md) + [scream](../scream/scream.md) [fly](../dream/fly/fly.md) [swim](../dream/swim/swim.md) +[code](../dream/code/code.md) + [dance](../dance/dance.md) [karaoke](../karaoke/nope.md) + +[Drink a nice cup of tea](../tea/tea.md) + +[swim](../swim/swim.md) + +[become a tender defender](../dream/tender-defender/tender-defender.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream/fly/asia/asia.md b/english/dream/fly/asia/asia.md index 834c72789d..f37e73b1c3 100644 --- a/english/dream/fly/asia/asia.md +++ b/english/dream/fly/asia/asia.md @@ -15,10 +15,12 @@ around. What exotic adventures await? +[Travel to Japan](./japan/japan.md) +[Wake up](../../../eating-walls/find-a-toilet/find-a-toilet.md) diff --git a/english/dream/fly/asia/japan/japan.md b/english/dream/fly/asia/japan/japan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fed76bb9bd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/fly/asia/japan/japan.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You have decided to leave India and fly to Japan. + +You land in Tokyo Haneda Airport in the morning. + +What is your first stop in Japan? + +[Board a train](train/train.md) heading to Mount Fuji. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream/fly/asia/japan/train/train.md b/english/dream/fly/asia/japan/train/train.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7b99954223 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/fly/asia/japan/train/train.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You board the next train heading to Mount Fuji, and arrive much faster than +expected. As you arrive at the entrance, it occurs to you that such a +popular destination is strangely empty of visitors. You approach the +first gate, and realize that the statue of a 3-tailed fox beside it is +not a statue at all, but alive. The fox greets you, and asks whether +you would be so kind as to donate 1,000 yen toward the UNESCO world +heritage site. Something about its tone and expression make you +suspicious of what might happen should you proceed without making a donation. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream/fly/fly.md b/english/dream/fly/fly.md index d609dee67f..112ea3a91c 100644 --- a/english/dream/fly/fly.md +++ b/english/dream/fly/fly.md @@ -16,3 +16,5 @@ Where do you go? [Asia?](./asia/asia.md) [Space?](./space/space.md) + +[Back inside and wait to wake up](../../sleep/marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/dream/fly/space/space.md b/english/dream/fly/space/space.md index 058fc9673a..3999de3865 100644 --- a/english/dream/fly/space/space.md +++ b/english/dream/fly/space/space.md @@ -4,8 +4,23 @@ millions on that is quite nice, really!... So you head off to galaxy far, far away.... +...with a Babel fish stuck in your ear. + You eventually reach a solar system with a planet that has intelligent life. While you are there, they explain that dreams are actually the real Universe and our reality is a delusion we've created to give ourselves a way to escape to a more consistent existence. + +You almost buy this malarkey when you notice the small one trying to sneak +your wallet on the sly. Of all the...! + +Do you: + +[Show these aliens who they're messing with](../../../appear-on-falkors-back/falkor.md) + +[Remember that you're Batman](../../../I'm-batman/batman.md) + +[Tell your mother](../../../tell-mother/tell-mother.md) + +[Will he search new automatic devices ?](../../../iot/intro.md) diff --git a/english/dream/livethedream/livethedream.md b/english/dream/livethedream/livethedream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d21a0e6cf7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/livethedream/livethedream.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Which is real if I remember all of the times in my childhood +when I flew in my dreams. I would decide the dream is more real +and reality is a dream. It would be more fun to live where I can +fly so I would stay in the dream. diff --git a/english/dream/swim/Snake/Hand/hand.md b/english/dream/swim/Snake/Hand/hand.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d50345e671 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/swim/Snake/Hand/hand.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +A disembodied hand pulls you away from the snake. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream/swim/Snake/snake.md b/english/dream/swim/Snake/snake.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2bb10744a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/swim/Snake/snake.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You have been ensnared by a snake. You have been tied up by the snake's body. +You see something through the folds of the snake. It is a: + +[Hand](../Snake/Hand/hand.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream/swim/swim.md b/english/dream/swim/swim.md index 35dbfbd11c..fdd2277b3d 100644 --- a/english/dream/swim/swim.md +++ b/english/dream/swim/swim.md @@ -11,3 +11,5 @@ A pain shoots up your legs. You glance down to where your feet should be only to flipper wrapped tightly in the ends of licorice whips. You are trapped. Your dream is going horribly wrong. You have been ensnared by... + +[Snake](../swim/Snake/snake.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream/tender-defender/tender-defender.md b/english/dream/tender-defender/tender-defender.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec32ccf3dc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream/tender-defender/tender-defender.md @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +A woman benefits from a kind, tender partner who cares for her and a strong, decisive protector who can defend her. +If you can do both - if you are a 'tender defender' - you become the whole package. + +Tender defender dos and don'ts: + +DO BE: empathetic +DON'T BE: narcissistic + +DO BE: assertive +DON'T BE: wimpy + +DO BE: protective +DON'T BE: psychopathic + +DO BE: generous leader +DON'T BE: machiavellian + +DO BE: altruistic +DON'T BE: selfish + +DO BE: confident and decisive +DON'T BE: submissive or passive + +DO BE: ready for anything +DON'T BE: completely oblivious or totally anxious + +If you can do all these things, you will be on your way to becoming +[what women want](http://google.com) + +[this is the correct link:](http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/24396873-mate) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_blue_liquid/drink_blue_liquid.md b/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_blue_liquid/drink_blue_liquid.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..50dbbfeed4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_blue_liquid/drink_blue_liquid.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hmmmmmm, it tastes kind of red, weird. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_me.md b/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_me.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2a0ee65daf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_me.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +When you return to the room you notice two new things. The first is a very small door +that only a mouse could crawl through. The second is a small table with two bottles on +it. One bottle is filled with blue liquid. The other is filled with red. They both have a label that says, "Drink Me." + +Do you: + +[Drink the blue liquid?](drink_blue_liquid/drink_blue_liquid.md) + +[Drink the the red liquid?](drink_red_liquid/drink_red_liquid.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_red_liquid/drink_red_liquid.md b/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_red_liquid/drink_red_liquid.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a97db5b06f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dream_in_dream/go_back/drink_red_liquid/drink_red_liquid.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hmmmmmm, it tastes kind of blue, weird. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dream_in_dream/inception.md b/english/dream_in_dream/inception.md index 1eb5a3777d..1e634008eb 100644 --- a/english/dream_in_dream/inception.md +++ b/english/dream_in_dream/inception.md @@ -15,3 +15,5 @@ Do you: [Spin the spinner on the table top?](spin_spinner/spin.md) [Exit through the door?](exit_room/exit_room.md) + +[Return to the previous room?](go_back/drink_me.md) diff --git a/english/dream_in_dream/spin_spinner/spin.md b/english/dream_in_dream/spin_spinner/spin.md index 55a941699b..60dae27076 100644 --- a/english/dream_in_dream/spin_spinner/spin.md +++ b/english/dream_in_dream/spin_spinner/spin.md @@ -1 +1 @@ -You spin the spinner on the table and [watch] (http://giphy.com/gifs/movie-reality-dreams-Gw6zuulR3WKlO) it closely. +You spin the spinner on the table and [watch](http://giphy.com/gifs/movie-reality-dreams-Gw6zuulR3WKlO) it closely. diff --git a/english/drink-beer/drink-beer.md b/english/drink-beer/drink-beer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3dc1ccbd5e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/drink-beer/drink-beer.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +You decide to drink one or two craft beers. Mmm refreshing. + +You decide to drink a whole case of Natural Light. Whoa! +After doing so you see that tiny 6 pack you had in your abdomen region turn into a full keg! + +You decide you need to find a solution to your stomach situation, fast! + +Do you... + +[Cry out to your father for help](../cry-out-for-daddy/oh_daddy.md) + +[Cry out to your mother for help](../cry-out-for-mommy/oh_mommy.md) + +[Ask you friends to come to your aid](../invite-friends/friends.md) + +[Use your phone to ask the Quora community what to do](../ask-on-quora/ask-on-quora.md) + +[Grab a cup of coffee and hope to piss everything out](../coffee/coffee.md) diff --git a/english/drink/drink.md b/english/drink/drink.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5b21abf065 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/drink/drink.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +it's just water everybody , you are fine probably , or are you ?, no it is fine don't worry. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/drink/lemonade/lemonade.md b/english/drink/lemonade/lemonade.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7d30ed5464 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/drink/lemonade/lemonade.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The lemonade is incredibly refreshing. I am now ready explore on this hot, summer day. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/drool/droolstrategem.md b/english/drool/droolstrategem.md index 559804d59c..2f78a08f02 100644 --- a/english/drool/droolstrategem.md +++ b/english/drool/droolstrategem.md @@ -1,3 +1,7 @@ You casually hold your face over the outstretched hand and protrude your tongue over the offending appendage. As the saliva flows freely over your taste buds you contemplate what decisions in life have lead you to this point. + +[Go for help to dad](../cry-out-for-daddy/oh_daddy.md) + +[take the red pill](../red-pill/red-pill.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/duck/duck.md b/english/duck/duck.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1e4cc4d84e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/duck/duck.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +******CURSE****** +DUCK OF DOOM +******CURSE****** + +You should know better than to pick up a duck in a dungeon. Lose 2 levels. +Make it better next time. + +Wait, what was that noise? + +Large bats fly over your head. + +[Investigate](../cave/cave.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/dungeons-and-dragons/dungeons-and-dragons.md b/english/dungeons-and-dragons/dungeons-and-dragons.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f2c71fb86b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dungeons-and-dragons/dungeons-and-dragons.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You roll... 3...15...12...11...8...19! Ooh, so close, almost a critical. +Nevertheless it's good enough to hit the Cacode..err...Beholder. +You deal 2d6+3 damage! diff --git a/english/dysentry/dysentry.md b/english/dysentry/dysentry.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4be6267541 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/dysentry/dysentry.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +“You Have Died of Dysentery” diff --git a/english/earlyBird/content.md b/english/earlyBird/content.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71cff51190 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/earlyBird/content.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Advantages early birds have over night owls +------------------------------------------- + +1. Becoming an early riser will make you more successful. +2. Morning people are happier than night owls. +3. Morning people are often in better shape than night owls. +4. Waking up early leads to increased productivity. +5. Possess healthy character traits. + +So kudos to you for being an early bird. + +Click [here](../marshmallow.md) to go back to the story. + +Click [here](https://www.google.com/) to go to google. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eat-farts/eat-farts.md b/english/eat-farts/eat-farts.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b28dac393e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eat-farts/eat-farts.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +"Pfffffffffffttttttt, pffffffftttttttt." - mr. skeltal + +EAT THESE FARTS! +"Poot" - mr. skeltal + +You're now so tired from all the fart eating you've accomplished. + +[Go back to sleep.](../sleep/marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/eat-rainbows/left/left.md b/english/eat-rainbows/left/left.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..74d59a3550 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eat-rainbows/left/left.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You turned left and ran into Marshawn Lynch eating his own +giant bag of Skittles! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eat-rainbows/rainbows.md b/english/eat-rainbows/rainbows.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5c4979d805 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eat-rainbows/rainbows.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +You go outside to find some rainbows because you are hungry. +Oh look there is a convenient Safeway around the corner. +You enter the store and find the Skittles. + +After eating the Skittles you begin to run while +feeling the energy produced by their sugar. You are running +down the aisle when you are forced to either... + + + +[Turn Left](left/left.md) + + +[Turn Right](right/right.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eat-rainbows/right/hand-wash/hand-wash.md b/english/eat-rainbows/right/hand-wash/hand-wash.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..00184246db --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eat-rainbows/right/hand-wash/hand-wash.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +OMG. Your hands started to hurt, but most of the stains were still on your cloth. diff --git a/english/eat-rainbows/right/right.md b/english/eat-rainbows/right/right.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8776d30d8c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eat-rainbows/right/right.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You turned right and slammed into another customer carrying a birthday cake. + +Ughh, cake from Safeway with lard icing! + +Worst. Day. Ever. +Then you went directly to the bathroom trying to wash off the stains, however, +you hesitate whether you should use the soap or only hand-wash with tap water. What will you choose? + +[Soap](soap/soap.md) + + +[Hand-wash](hand-wash/hand-wash.md) diff --git a/english/eat-rainbows/right/soap/soap.md b/english/eat-rainbows/right/soap/soap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..94d560e4c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eat-rainbows/right/soap/soap.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +oops! After used the soap, most of the stains have been washed. Only small parts +of stains remained. diff --git a/english/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md b/english/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md index e532adaba4..2035c34581 100644 --- a/english/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md +++ b/english/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md @@ -45,3 +45,11 @@ Do you: [checkout Susans website](http://www.susanjustin.com/wpsj) [Remember the advice your mother gave you:](../advice_from_mother/advice_from_mother.md) + +[Succumb] (../madness/cthulhu.md) to the madness. + +[Goto] (../goto/goto.md) google. + +[raidersfile] (../Raiders/LetsgoRaiders.md) Raiders. + +[Stop and listen to the sound of birds that came out of nowhere] (sound-of-birds/sound-of-birds.md). diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/alien/dont-care/dont-care.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/alien/dont-care/dont-care.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cc25ac5e10 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/alien/dont-care/dont-care.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The alien gets angry with you +and his eyes have just started getting red. +You see that his eyes are the laser ones. + +[You still don't care and you're teleported again](../../../../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/alien/use-torch.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/alien/use-torch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3b37a70f6a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/alien/use-torch.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +You realise the hand on your shoulder is covered in slime and attached to an alien. + +The three giant pupils staring at you shrivel into pinholes as the alien backs away. + +The alien raises his arm, speaks into a device on his wrist, and disappears in a swirl of light. + +"Really? A torch!? Who carries a torch around nowadays? What is this, 1992?" + +An echo-ess voice says, "Be it 1992 then..." + +You're teleported to Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia on Saturday, October 24, 1992. + +Bottom of the 11th 2 outs, Toronto is winning 2 to 1. The alien appears and offers you a choice to +have a ticket with a placed bet for Toronto to win or Atlanta to win. + +[Choose the Atlanta ticket](../../find-a-toilet.md) + +[Choose the Toronto ticket](../../../../private-party-island/island.md) + +[You don't care about the offer of the alien and just enjoy the show](dont-care/dont-care.md) diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/stand-still.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/stand-still.md index 8045fb802c..52d81ad998 100644 --- a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/stand-still.md +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/stand-still.md @@ -6,6 +6,8 @@ and all muscle. As you stand there shaking in you boots the bear speaks and asks "You going to be in there long? +I have to use it too. I can bear-ly hold it in!" + Do you: [Try to distract the bear by pointing out an imaginary beehive behind him?](beehive/beehive.md) diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/too-many-marshmallows/too-many-marshmallows.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/too-many-marshmallows/too-many-marshmallows.md index ee81be73b3..12372bf409 100644 --- a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/too-many-marshmallows/too-many-marshmallows.md +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/too-many-marshmallows/too-many-marshmallows.md @@ -3,4 +3,12 @@ like that?" The bear then stalks away seeming very annoyed. +You wonder if the bear is angry at you for eating so much marshmallows. + What do you do next? + +[Close the door and finally relieve yourself?](../../../relieve/relieve-yourself.md) + +[Go back to the previous room](../../../../../marshmallow.md) + +[Yell at bear to come back](yell-at-bear/get-eaten.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/too-many-marshmallows/yell-at-bear/get-eaten.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/too-many-marshmallows/yell-at-bear/get-eaten.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..be5da21bcd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/bear/too-many-marshmallows/yell-at-bear/get-eaten.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +The bear turns round, growls at you, and then in a fit of rage grasps you in a bear hug and +starts eating you from the head down. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/open-door.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/open-door.md index 9ddb02dd46..9fe3bedf84 100644 --- a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/open-door.md +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/open-door.md @@ -1,5 +1,7 @@ As you open the door, a cold hand is placed on your shoulder. +In that very moment your watch sings: 12 o'clock midnight. + You jump back as you see dark black eyes. Do you: @@ -7,3 +9,9 @@ Do you: [Stand still in terror](bear/stand-still.md) [Run into the room and close the door](run-in/run-into-room.md) + +[Blind the eyes with your torch](alien/use-torch.md) + +[Scream as loud as you can](scream/scream.md) + +[Get pushed through the door](pushed/pushed.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/pushed/pushed.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/pushed/pushed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8591e8f56d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/pushed/pushed.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +A tall thin man in jester's motley stands before you. +He sighs and lights a cigarette. + +You look down and realize you have just wet your +britches. + +The man looks at you and riggles his fingers in the air +like he's really spooky. + +"HAH! Skiddish are ya? Well, too late to show you to +the restrooms..." + +You are slightly embarrassed but happy to not be +holding it in anymore. + +The man takes a long drag from his cigarette, +promptly turns you to face the open door, and +shoves you through the door. + +You wake up in bed having wet yourself. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/break-window/coldroom.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/break-window/coldroom.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..037432f05a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/break-window/coldroom.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You break the window and pass through it and +ended up at a very strange cold room as it is +dark but you feel something under neat your feet. + +You start to run forward and hopefully you see a +panel that full of buttons on it. diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/go-sleep/go-sleep.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/go-sleep/go-sleep.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3854ed8390 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/go-sleep/go-sleep.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You feel like this cant be happening. Is this real? Suddenly all the +escape options dissapear and room is just a block of big 10x10x10 white +marshmallow and you are inside of it. And you just fall asleep in its +comfy soft surface. Then you +[wake up](../../../../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/run-into-room.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/run-into-room.md index d11beaeff7..37200aac87 100644 --- a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/run-into-room.md +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/run-into-room.md @@ -2,10 +2,16 @@ You run into the room and slam the door behind you! You don't know whose hand th The room you're now in is cold and damp, about 10x10x10ft, and made of stone. So much for marshmallows, huh? -There is an opening in the floor with a ladder going down and a lever on the wall to the right of the door. +There is an opening in the floor with a ladder going down and a lever on the wall to the right of the dark door. + +And you see a window at the corner of the room suddenly. Do you: [Take the ladder](take-ladder/open-sky.md) [Push the lever](push-lever/bear.md) + +[Break the window](break-window/coldroom.md) + +[Wait a while](go-sleep/go-sleep.md) diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/take-ladder/open-sky.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/take-ladder/open-sky.md index 0485fcb16d..146fc90871 100644 --- a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/take-ladder/open-sky.md +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/run-in/take-ladder/open-sky.md @@ -4,4 +4,8 @@ as you are tens-of-thousands of feet up in the clouds, just like Luke Skywalker. After many hours you are resigned to the fact that you will die here or will you? -What do you do: \ No newline at end of file +What do you do: + +[Let go.](../../../../../wake-up/wake-up.md) + +[Continue the climb down](../../../../../strange-room/room.md) and bust through a door. diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/scream/fight/fight.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/scream/fight/fight.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cbf42d705c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/scream/fight/fight.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +In an attempt to save your self , you decide to fight. + +You throw a punch at that thing , but your are only hitting the air. + +You start throwing punches frantically in the air. + +As start taking a step back as you throw another punch. + +Suddenly you hear footsteps behind you and before you could turn around, + +[Something hard hits your head](../../../../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/scream/scream.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/scream/scream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ed8969403 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/scream/scream.md @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +As you look at those dark black eyes, they look back at you. +They start moving towards you, the eye are getting closer. + +You want to ask, them " who are you ?" + +You open your mouth to form words...but all that comes out is : + +"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA" + +and the strange thing in front of you also start to screams, + +soon it turns into screaming competition. But you realize + you are now very closer to that strange thing. + + Do you : + + [Run...](../run-in/run-into-room.md) + + [Fight that thing](fight/fight.md) + + [Reach out to shake hands](../shake-hands/shake-hands.md) + diff --git a/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/shake-hands/shake-hands.md b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/shake-hands/shake-hands.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..399bb7c3a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/find-a-toilet/door/shake-hands/shake-hands.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You reach out to shake the things hand in an attempt to be cordial, but you +realize the thing has no hands. + +Your hands went straight through the dark figure! Is it a ghost? +You and then the thing scream again in renewed fright! + +You beging to feel light-headed and pass-out. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eating-walls/sound-of-birds/sound-of-birds.md b/english/eating-walls/sound-of-birds/sound-of-birds.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..baa0c5d0d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eating-walls/sound-of-birds/sound-of-birds.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You turn around and the marshmallow walls have disappeared! +You remember that you have been stranded in a forest for some time. +You are cold and hungry. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/eatmarshmallow/eatmarshmallow.md b/english/eatmarshmallow/eatmarshmallow.md index 64b5d8a65a..dbf89d8a2c 100644 --- a/english/eatmarshmallow/eatmarshmallow.md +++ b/english/eatmarshmallow/eatmarshmallow.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ You charge the Marshmallows with your mouth wide open, ready to eat them. They decide to simply jump you and pin you to the ground, suffocating you. The End. + +[Or is it?](../bird-salvation/bird.md) diff --git a/english/eatmarshmallow/marshmallowland/marshmallowland.md b/english/eatmarshmallow/marshmallowland/marshmallowland.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d6c284312c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/eatmarshmallow/marshmallowland/marshmallowland.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +The sight of white, pink, and a stain of burnt-ish brown confuses you. + +No doctors in sight. Only marshmallows. + +You have never had a sweet tooth, so the sight of marshmallows makes you nauseous. + +So you throw up on the floor. diff --git a/english/elves-and-shoemaker/elves-and-shoemaker.md b/english/elves-and-shoemaker/elves-and-shoemaker.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a40757affe --- /dev/null +++ b/english/elves-and-shoemaker/elves-and-shoemaker.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +There was once a shoemaker, who worked very hard and was honest. +But still he could not earn enough to live upon. At last all he +had in the world was gone, save just leather enough to make one +pair of shoes... + diff --git a/english/end/end.md b/english/end/end.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0b3b65d96a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/end/end.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +As you lie on the ground dying, with bits of brain scattered around you from shooting yourself, you +realize this task was too important and regret your decision. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/enjoy-DreamRide/ride.md b/english/enjoy-DreamRide/ride.md index 7ee57dec2e..1450d33c3a 100644 --- a/english/enjoy-DreamRide/ride.md +++ b/english/enjoy-DreamRide/ride.md @@ -12,4 +12,6 @@ Do you: [sleep](../sleep/marshmallow.md) -[jump off the swing](jump-off/jump.md) \ No newline at end of file +[jump off the swing](jump-off/jump.md) + +[have a cup of coffee?] (../coffee/coffee.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/enjoysoda/enjoysoda.md b/english/enjoysoda/enjoysoda.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f6ac977a94 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/enjoysoda/enjoysoda.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You cool your jets by taking a refreshing drink of your favorite soda. +While drinking your soda, you start to feel somewhat dizzy. Before you +can grab to your thoughts you fall to the ground but barely manage to +keep your eyes open. Suddenly an orc raises you and puts your light body up +on his muscular and slimy shoulder. By the time he does his third step +you're already passed out. diff --git a/english/escape-to-the-wilderness/wilderness.md b/english/escape-to-the-wilderness/wilderness.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4cf360f0e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/escape-to-the-wilderness/wilderness.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +You decide to escape the city for a +weekend and head out to the wilderness. + +With your bag all packed with camping +gear, you make your way toward the mountains. + +The hike to a campsite was relatively +easy so you settle down in a sleeping bag +next to the campfire, and drift off to sleep. + +You awake to find you're being dragged across +the forest floor. But by who or what? + +Perhaps a [bear](../bear/bear.md) got a hold of you. + +In a moment of panic, you: + +[sing](../sing/sing.md) + +convince yourself you're [dreaming](../dream/dream.md) + +[meditate](../meditate/meditate.md) + +[scream](../scream/scream.md) diff --git a/english/ethical-reason/ethical-reason.md b/english/ethical-reason/ethical-reason.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0070d00f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ethical-reason/ethical-reason.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Ethical reasons? Seriously? + +As if using this god-knows-what term will ease the pain caused by the sense of touch. + +I'm familiar of the touch of leather, or, to be specific, the skin. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/exercise/exercise.md b/english/exercise/exercise.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2ba42efd21 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/exercise/exercise.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +If you eat too much mashmallows, you will gain weight. +Therefore, be sure to go for a run and do some exercise, lose some calories and then eat again. + +Actually, you can't out-exercise a bad diet. + +What do you do? Do you: + +[Seek Vegetables](./seek_veg/seek_veg.md) + +[Say, "Fuck it" and continue eating marshmallows](./fuck_it/fuck_it.md) + +[Burn off those calories by saving the world](../justice-league/justice-league.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/exercise/fuck_it/fuck_it.md b/english/exercise/fuck_it/fuck_it.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3b339cb477 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/exercise/fuck_it/fuck_it.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You have been eating marshmallows for the past (who knows how many) days. You have lost all self respect and are now +unable to see your feet. Having a stomachache that won't quite you decide you will: + diff --git a/english/exercise/seek_veg/seek_veg.md b/english/exercise/seek_veg/seek_veg.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5044febac9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/exercise/seek_veg/seek_veg.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You go on a quest for vegetables, unfortunately, they are scarce in the land of marshmallows. +You quest on for many hours over many miles only to find +[Althaea officinalis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althaea_officinalis). diff --git a/english/existential-dread/existential-dread.md b/english/existential-dread/existential-dread.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..275a593d09 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/existential-dread/existential-dread.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You are overcome with existential dread. Who are you? What are these marshmallows doing here? +Should you take one now or will you get more later if you wait? What does that say about you +if you do? Overwhelmed by the possible implications of your actions and unable to confront +the fundamental questions they raise about the nature of self you curl into a ball and +stare at your belly button. diff --git a/english/experience/black-point/black-point.md b/english/experience/black-point/black-point.md index 7bf7e518b1..b33daa921e 100644 --- a/english/experience/black-point/black-point.md +++ b/english/experience/black-point/black-point.md @@ -8,4 +8,4 @@ What do you do now? [Open your eyes](../../marshmallow.md) -[Concentrate harder on the black point] (concentrate/stargaze.md) +[Concentrate harder on the black point](concentrate/stargaze.md) diff --git a/english/experience/black-point/concentrate/stargaze.md b/english/experience/black-point/concentrate/stargaze.md index 157d3398b3..c5fa1da736 100644 --- a/english/experience/black-point/concentrate/stargaze.md +++ b/english/experience/black-point/concentrate/stargaze.md @@ -1,6 +1,14 @@ When you concentrate on the black point for some more time you see the point transform. -The black point transforms back into the +The point begins to emit a soft crying sound that you strain to hear. A soft red light emits from an unknown +source beyond the point. You can't help but say "Hello?". Immediately the point goes silent. Then, without +warning the point explodes in fury of deafening sound that can only be described as a collection of screams +from a world unknown. And almost as suddenly as they began, the cease. + +Again, silence. You realize you are crouching with your knees to your forehead, face buried, and ears covered. Tears +roll down your cheeks. You look up just in time to see... + +The black point transforms back into the [golden halo](../../golden-halo/golden-halo.md) diff --git a/english/experience/blue-tunnel/love/love.md b/english/experience/blue-tunnel/love/love.md index a3dc0ee508..c81694d332 100644 --- a/english/experience/blue-tunnel/love/love.md +++ b/english/experience/blue-tunnel/love/love.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ -It is here that you meet a beautiful woman. \ No newline at end of file +It is here that you meet a beautiful woman. + +The beautiful woman looks at you and smiles. She then asks "Are you afriad?" Your response is: diff --git a/english/experience/white-star/white-star.md b/english/experience/white-star/white-star.md index 51a679298e..3f755a691a 100644 --- a/english/experience/white-star/white-star.md +++ b/english/experience/white-star/white-star.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ -you know you are one with the marshmallow \ No newline at end of file +you know you are one with the marshmallow +and you are comforted by the realization that you always were diff --git a/english/explore-outside/explore-outside.md b/english/explore-outside/explore-outside.md index db272a45d9..245fe6ef63 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/explore-outside.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/explore-outside.md @@ -1,6 +1,7 @@ Walking out of a hole created from gobbling marshmallows, you step into a valley full of odd sights and sounds, each beckoning, suggesting mystery, but promising adventure. +You see rose garden full of beautiful red roses. You stop and smell the roses. You see a yellow lake surrounded by towering blue trees. In the lake, there is a small green child fishing in a marshmallow boat that's beginning to melt. But the child doesn't seem to mind. The boat is thick enough for now. You are about to call to the child. But... @@ -26,3 +27,5 @@ Do you: [Notice that there's a patch of fluffy moss off to your left and go to take a nap?](./moss-nap/moss-nap.md) [Have a cup of coffee](../coffee/coffee.md) + +[Notice the grass is long, and decide to find your lawn mower?](../lawn-mower/lawn-mower.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/say-hello/say-hello/say-hello.md b/english/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/say-hello/say-hello/say-hello.md index f3720ca672..8e7b95ef99 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/say-hello/say-hello/say-hello.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/say-hello/say-hello/say-hello.md @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ You say hello and the green people all turn and look at you. They seem to be waving at you. A leader of the green people moves towards you. +You notice he is wearing a tshirt with a picture of you on it. [Go up to meet them.](../../greet-green/greet-green.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/agree-to-pay/Ride-with-Luckey/Ride-with-Luckey.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/agree-to-pay/Ride-with-Luckey/Ride-with-Luckey.md index 03f5c3805c..ce0ad81fbc 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/agree-to-pay/Ride-with-Luckey/Ride-with-Luckey.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/agree-to-pay/Ride-with-Luckey/Ride-with-Luckey.md @@ -4,7 +4,7 @@ As soon as you get up there he starts talking none stop. Do you: -[Pay attention to what he has to say] (http://www.cracked.com/funny-5475-lucky-charms/) +[Pay attention to what he has to say](http://www.cracked.com/funny-5475-lucky-charms/) -[Stare off into the distance] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC_ZQXH3Dqg) \ No newline at end of file +[Stare off into the distance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC_ZQXH3Dqg) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/demonacrat/demonacrat.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/demonacrat/demonacrat.md index 1534e2f62b..5e9dead940 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/demonacrat/demonacrat.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/demonacrat/demonacrat.md @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ The demon peers at you and asks, 'What is it you want from me?' -[Chocolate] (chocolate/chocolate.md) +[Chocolate](chocolate/chocolate.md) -[Save the world] (save-the-world/save-the-world.md) +[Save the world](save-the-world/save-the-world.md) -[I was just passing by. Sorry for the incovinience] (sorry/sorry.md) \ No newline at end of file +[I was just passing by. Sorry for the incovinience](sorry/sorry.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/magical-armor.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/magical-armor.md index c01f2414e3..24ef7a9f10 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/magical-armor.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/graham-cracker-cab/disagree-to-pay/magical-armor/magical-armor.md @@ -13,8 +13,8 @@ and one with a gray cloak (the independcrat). Which do you use your gold to bargain with? -[Demonacrat] (demonacrat/demonacrat.md) +[Demonacrat](demonacrat/demonacrat.md) -[Republicrat] (republicrat/republicrat.md) +[Republicrat](republicrat/republicrat.md) -[Independcrat] (independcrat/independcrat.md) +[Independcrat](independcrat/independcrat.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/home/hello/hello.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/home/hello/hello.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..614ca92c28 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/home/hello/hello.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You gingerly say "Hi!" + +They answer in a chorus "Hi!". They seem friendly afterall! + +The strawberry close to you smiles and says, "So you made it afterall! Your home is right round the corner!" + +Congratulations! Your adventure ends here! + diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/home/home.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/home/home.md index 6c5efc9a45..688dabb1b6 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/home/home.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/home/home.md @@ -7,4 +7,11 @@ It is white, with red spots the size of silver dollars. Strangely, it is about the size of the A.W.E. Striker w/ Crankcase from G.I. Joe Attack on Cobra Island series. -You feel oddly happy seeing all this. \ No newline at end of file +You feel oddly happy seeing all this. + +You [start a conversation](hello/hello.md) + +You [keep walking](../walk/walk.md) + +You [turn back and run towards the tower](../start-running/start-running.md) + diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/ask-person-about-destination/ask-person-about-mission/duel/attack/attack.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/ask-person-about-destination/ask-person-about-mission/duel/attack/attack.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..967e43c2eb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/ask-person-about-destination/ask-person-about-mission/duel/attack/attack.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You charge the roaring KitKat. His huge, wafer body sits atop two thin pretzel legs. He is top heavy. You decide to +knock him off balance, but he lunges forward and catches you mid-stride. You fly face first into his chocolatey belly. +You try to push away. Your fingers are sticky with fluff from the marshmallow room. The KitKat pushes his weight on top +of you, and pins you to the ground. You feel your lungs collapse. The few small breaths you manage are filled with the +scent of milk-chocolatey goodness. The heat of your body begins to slowly melt the KitKat's exterior. The liquid +chocolate mixes with the marshmallow stuck between your fingers. + +Your stomach grumbles. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/ask-person-about-destination/ask-person-about-mission/duel/duel.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/ask-person-about-destination/ask-person-about-mission/duel/duel.md index 9fd4a01440..7b97cd8ea1 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/ask-person-about-destination/ask-person-about-mission/duel/duel.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/ask-person-about-destination/ask-person-about-mission/duel/duel.md @@ -6,4 +6,8 @@ you in the least. to stop me and I'll prove that I'm the most powerful warrior in Chocosnackland!", you shout. -He instantly leaps to his feet and lets out a roar. \ No newline at end of file +He instantly leaps to his feet and lets out a roar. + +Do you? + +[Attack!](./attack/attack.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/confront/confront.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/confront/confront.md index e730973019..ad1451f912 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/confront/confront.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/confront/confront.md @@ -1,7 +1,9 @@ You muster up all of your courage and turn to face your pursuer. Behind you in the grass is a small, adorable kitten. It's big, brown almost cartoonish eyes stare up at you, drawing you closer. The dread you felt running from this presence is still there, but the eyes beckon you ever closer. -You are powerless to resist. You have been eaten by a Grue. But luckily for you, Grues do not like +You are powerless to resist. You have been eaten by a Grue. But luckily for you, Grues do not like marshmallows so he spits you out. -[You decide to go back to the marshmallow room and do some yoga] (../../../../yoga/yoga.md) \ No newline at end of file +[You decide to go back to the marshmallow room and do some yoga](../../../../yoga/yoga.md) + +[What is a grue?](../../../../grue/grue.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/shoulder-check/shoulder-check.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/shoulder-check/shoulder-check.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..77989fc73a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/shoulder-check/shoulder-check.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Bracing yourself for the impact, you quickly reverse your momentum, throwing +your right shoulder back towards whatever is pursuing you. As you collide with +the pursuer, you find yourself suddenly grateful for all those times your older +sister did this to you when hiking just ahead of you on a trail. Shards of +gingerbread fly past you as your shoulder shatters the cookie creature. Its head +whirls through the air, a frown on its face. + +Its last words before it breaks upon the rock-candy ground are, "I can't catch +you, I'm the Gingerbread Man." + +After the creature has been destroyed, you decide to + +[Head back towards the tower.](../keep-running/keep-running.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/start-running.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/start-running.md index e83c9784df..e94059cb97 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/start-running.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/start-running.md @@ -6,4 +6,7 @@ Do you: [Keep running toward the tower](keep-running/keep-running.md) -[Turn and confront the presence chasing after you](confront/confront.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Turn and confront the presence chasing after you](confront/confront.md) + +[Throw yourself backward to check your pursuer with your +shoulder](shoulder-check/shoulder-check.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/scream/scream.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/scream/scream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..32f99c5187 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/scream/scream.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You manage to scream for the entire 11 seconds it takes to +fall to the ground. The little red fellow seems to be muttering +something, but you can't hear anything over the sound of your +own screaming. You don't notice when he disappears. Your +broken body is soon burnt to a crisp beside the flaming tower. +Better use your wits next time. diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/teleport.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/teleport.md index 95ac36b11a..dcf7a98f28 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/teleport.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/teleport.md @@ -4,3 +4,9 @@ except that you're 500 ft above it. As you fall, the flaming tower beneath you grows alarmingly fast. You: + +[Wish for a parachute](./wish-parachute/wish-parachute.md) + +[Wish for a hangglider](./wish-hangglider/wish-hangglider.md) + +[Scream at the top of your lungs](./scream/scream.md) diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/wish-hangglider/wish-hangglider.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/wish-hangglider/wish-hangglider.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2fc615bd93 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/wish-hangglider/wish-hangglider.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +A bright red hangglider appears 20 feet above your heads. +You need to catch it before it stalls and crashes to the +ground without you. + +You: diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/wish-parachute/wish-parachute.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/wish-parachute/wish-parachute.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7e96507f0a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/portal/wishes/teleport/wish-parachute/wish-parachute.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You wish for a parachute. A bright yellow one appears, but +within a few seconds a small rip forms, and the rushing wind +quickly rips the parachute in half. + +You: diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/under_bridge/under_bridge.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/under_bridge/under_bridge.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..360bdf8cfd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/under_bridge/under_bridge.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +There is a troll under the bridge. + +It eats you. Yum. + diff --git a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/walk.md b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/walk.md index 0e8f38d64f..3da59eb4d4 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/walk.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/walk/walk.md @@ -10,4 +10,7 @@ Do you: [Steal sailboat](./sailboat/sailboat.md) -[Jump into portal because why not](./portal/portal.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Jump into portal because why not](./portal/portal.md) + +[Look under the bridge](./under_bridge/under_bridge.md) + diff --git a/english/explore-outside/talk-child/silent-approach/run-away/run-away.md b/english/explore-outside/talk-child/silent-approach/run-away/run-away.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ffd690a1bc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/explore-outside/talk-child/silent-approach/run-away/run-away.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You realize that this demon-child means business. You turn around and flee, +running as fast as you can. In your haste, you trip over a tree branch. You struggle +upwards, but feel a sharp pain in your ankle and are reduced to a slow hobble. + +You now know that this is the end. Resigned to your fate, you glance over your right +shoulder to face your nemesis. It's over in a flash of hot red light. + +All that remains of you is a pile of dust. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/explore-outside/talk-child/silent-approach/silent-approach.md b/english/explore-outside/talk-child/silent-approach/silent-approach.md index 49bd176a2c..d26ad27ef3 100644 --- a/english/explore-outside/talk-child/silent-approach/silent-approach.md +++ b/english/explore-outside/talk-child/silent-approach/silent-approach.md @@ -5,4 +5,6 @@ that is around you. You have now reached the child. What do you do? -[Talk to the child anyway](../talk-more/talk-more.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Talk to the child anyway](../talk-more/talk-more.md) + +[Run away!](../silent-approach/run-away/run-away.md) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/Game-of-thrones.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/Game-of-thrones.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..de012261ab --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/Game-of-thrones.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +~A very popular TV-series based on the famouse book/novel title "A Song of ice and fire" + +~Mainly broadcasted on HBO-tv channel + +~Till year 2016, six seasons have been aired(each season has 10 episodes) + +~[checkout IMDB-page](imdb/imdb.md) + +~[click for info on main-chatacters](characters/characters.md) + +~[checkout Wikipedia-page](wikipedia/wikipedia.md) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/cersei-lannister/cersei-lannister.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/cersei-lannister/cersei-lannister.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6ed86432ec --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/cersei-lannister/cersei-lannister.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click for more-info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cersei_Lannister) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/characters.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/characters.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c2ddfa9384 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/characters.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Main Characters + +1)Cersei Lannister [More Info](cersei-lannister/cersei-lannister.md) + +2)Daenerys Targaryen [More Info](daenerys-targaryen/daenerys-targaryen.md) + +3)Jon Snow [More Info](jon-snow/jon-snow.md) + +4)Tyrion Lannister [More Info](tyrion-lannister/tyrion-lannister.md) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/daenerys-targaryen/daenerys-targaryen.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/daenerys-targaryen/daenerys-targaryen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..554434e156 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/daenerys-targaryen/daenerys-targaryen.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click for more-info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daenerys_Targaryen) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/jon-snow/jon-snow.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/jon-snow/jon-snow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..129e77304f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/jon-snow/jon-snow.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click for more info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Snow_(character)) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/tyrion-lannister/tyrion-lannister.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/tyrion-lannister/tyrion-lannister.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2cc5e3d2ee --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/characters/tyrion-lannister/tyrion-lannister.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click for more info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyrion_Lannister) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/imdb/imdb.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/imdb/imdb.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b3567466ef --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/imdb/imdb.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click for imdb-rating](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0944947/) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/wikipedia/wikipedia.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/wikipedia/wikipedia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c2b5fd2220 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Game-of-thrones/wikipedia/wikipedia.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Game_of_Thrones) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/Sherlock-Holmes.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/Sherlock-Holmes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7c55b7ef01 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/Sherlock-Holmes.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +A famous tv-series based on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes detective stories + +[Click for imdb-page](imdb/imdb.md) + +[Click for info on characters](characters/characters.md) + +[Click for wikipedia-page](wikipedia/wikipedia.md) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/characters.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/characters.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..00dd27732c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/characters.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Main Characters: + +1)Sherlock Holmes [more info](sherlock-holmes/sherlock-holmes.md) + +2)Doctor John Watson [more info](doctor-john-watson/doctor-john-watson.md) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/doctor-john-watson/doctor-john-watson.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/doctor-john-watson/doctor-john-watson.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c56c87c46a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/doctor-john-watson/doctor-john-watson.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click for more-info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_Watson) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/sherlock-holmes/sherlock-holmes.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/sherlock-holmes/sherlock-holmes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f449676a1b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/characters/sherlock-holmes/sherlock-holmes.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click for more info](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Cumberbatch) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/imdb/imdb.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/imdb/imdb.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..818d3a9c04 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/imdb/imdb.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Click here](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1475582/) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/wikipedia/wikipedia.md b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/wikipedia/wikipedia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cda182fc50 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/Sherlock-Holmes/wikipedia/wikipedia.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[click here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sherlock_(TV_series)) diff --git a/english/famous-tv-series/famous-tv-series.md b/english/famous-tv-series/famous-tv-series.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f688c8f66c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/famous-tv-series/famous-tv-series.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ + 1) Game of thrones [click for more-info](Game-of-thrones/Game-of-thrones.md) + + 2) Sherlock Holmes [click for more-info](Sherlock-Holmes/Sherlock-Holmes.md) diff --git a/english/few-good-men/fgm.md b/english/few-good-men/fgm.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d5f47a4a42 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/few-good-men/fgm.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +[Wiki link to movie few good men](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Few_Good_Men) Check it out + diff --git a/english/fight-out/fight-out.md b/english/fight-out/fight-out.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..83bc329d32 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/fight-out/fight-out.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You don't want the story. + +But the thrill is just [outside](../marshmallow.md) your door. + +It's just waiting there with tons of stories. + +but it seems you have chosen your path. + +You can go now, wake up with a litle [memory of this story in your life](../memories/memories.md). + +or you can still make your own [destiny](../destiny/destiny.md). + +And step out to the light side. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/fill-sock/fill-sock.md b/english/fill-sock/fill-sock.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..70decca49d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/fill-sock/fill-sock.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You quickly realise that marshmallows melt faster inside pink socks. + +This makes you decide to fill the sock with [more marshmallows](fill-sock.md). + +You decide [there's enough marshmallows for now](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/find-bird/bird.md b/english/find-bird/bird.md index 7a4ef373c6..a49acbebb4 100644 --- a/english/find-bird/bird.md +++ b/english/find-bird/bird.md @@ -1,5 +1,7 @@ Upon closer inspection, one of the marshmallows is making bird sounds. +A Marshmallow Peep! + The twittering sounds like a muffled, frantic, "Help me, help me!" You chuckle to yourself thinking, "Wizards always try to play god". @@ -11,3 +13,5 @@ but very strong. You tie the rope to its feet and: Are lifted [to freedom](../marshmallow.md) Or so you hope... Enjoy the [ride](../enjoy-DreamRide/ride.md) + +Pinch [yourself.](../is-this-a-dream/is-this-a-dream.md) diff --git a/english/find-exit/into-forest/forest.md b/english/find-exit/into-forest/forest.md index dc1642fe5f..36f9f721cb 100644 --- a/english/find-exit/into-forest/forest.md +++ b/english/find-exit/into-forest/forest.md @@ -29,9 +29,9 @@ You can do nothing but wait for it to make it's move Then it asks "What's your name?" -[Do you start a conversation with the cougar?] (talk-to-cougar/talk-to-cougar.md) +[Do you start a conversation with the cougar?](talk-to-cougar/talk-to-cougar.md) -[Do you start to run?] (all-is-lost/all-is-lost.md) +[Do you start to run?](all-is-lost/all-is-lost.md) As you head back into the forrest, Sara follows you, but at a distance. diff --git a/english/find-exit/kiss-the-sky/help-me.md b/english/find-exit/kiss-the-sky/help-me.md index 03ce53e2c4..e572fd29c3 100644 --- a/english/find-exit/kiss-the-sky/help-me.md +++ b/english/find-exit/kiss-the-sky/help-me.md @@ -3,3 +3,13 @@ Help me! Help me! Oh, no, no.... + +The purple haze from the burning tower is blowing towards you. There must be some kind of +way [outta here](../../outta-here/outta-here.md), you think to yourself. In the distance +a train whistle sounds. + +[Sit down and play guitar](../../guitar/guitar.md) + +[Catch your guitar on fire](../../light-fire/fire.md) + +[Investigate the train you hear a comin'](../../train-ride/train-ride.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/flan/flan.md b/english/flan/flan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1ee48b6acb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/flan/flan.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Do you want some flan? diff --git a/english/flann-o-brien/truth-is-odd.md b/english/flann-o-brien/truth-is-odd.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7dbbac8652 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/flann-o-brien/truth-is-odd.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Becoming increasingly aware that the situation + is more odd than even, you consult the legendary + Irish writer Flann O'Brien, and his novel at-swim-two-birds, + where you find the following: "there + is safety in a triad, chastity is truth and truth is an odd +number. And your statement that kangaroos are not human is highly +debatable." + +choose to eat [flan] (../flan/flan.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/flight/flight.md b/english/flight/flight.md index e118ffcc40..af59abada8 100644 --- a/english/flight/flight.md +++ b/english/flight/flight.md @@ -1,8 +1,8 @@ -The chococopter sees you and lowers down near your position. As you get on and look -around you see a gas mask and a fireman suit. - -What do you do? - -Upon further inspection you have discovered a laser. However, you may only carry two items. - -Which will you take? +The chococopter sees you and lowers down near your position. As you get on and look +around you see a gas mask and a fireman suit. + +What do you do? + +Upon further inspection you have discovered a laser. However, you may only carry two items. + +Which will you take? diff --git a/english/fly-falcon/fly-falcon.md b/english/fly-falcon/fly-falcon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4619dfbdc3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/fly-falcon/fly-falcon.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You spread your arms out to the sides, stretching them as +far as you can. +You transform in to a majestic falcon, lifting yourself in to +the air - you fly to freedom (and the end of the Udacity course)! diff --git a/english/forest-canopy/forest-canopy.md b/english/forest-canopy/forest-canopy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bd6b7d9607 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest-canopy/forest-canopy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +With your fork placed firmly between your clenched jaws you grab for the highest branch. + +You smash through the canopy, but are able to grab for something soft and swing from it like a vine. + +Looking at the vine, the vine looks back at you! It's a snake! Oh noes! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/drag.md b/english/forest/drag/drag.md index ce063cb714..33b1be9640 100644 --- a/english/forest/drag/drag.md +++ b/english/forest/drag/drag.md @@ -1,3 +1,11 @@ You drag yourself further into the woods. Along the way, you disturb a nest of rattle snakes. Before you can get away, they lunge at you and inject you with their venom. You die in even more pain than you were before. + +[Move toward the light](light/light.md) + +[Stay, don't move](stay/stay.md) + +[Morph into a hero named Snake Guy](snake/snake-guy.md) + +[You grab the skull laying beside](skull/skull.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/light/light.md b/english/forest/drag/light/light.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c3796fdd4b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/light/light.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You walk toward the light that gets more blinding and comforting +the closer you get. Suddenly, you realize your spirit has been +lifted into the stars to eternally look down upon the universe. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/beer_sandwich.md b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/beer_sandwich.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..383a84955a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/beer_sandwich.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You ask the other spirit if he knows any good places to eat. + +He laughs and say he was gonna ask you the same thing. Instead +he remarks on how he didn't know spirits got hungry. You both +laugh. I guess you made a new friend, but you're both still +hungry. + +Your new friend asks you if you know anything about spirits and +you tell him [that you do know something about them](new_friend/new_friend.md). diff --git a/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/new_friend/living_creature/living_creature.md b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/new_friend/living_creature/living_creature.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0ff49c9c71 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/new_friend/living_creature/living_creature.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The tree starts speaking to you. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/new_friend/new_friend.md b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/new_friend/new_friend.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a129457c06 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/beer_sandwich/new_friend/new_friend.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You tell him that you know about an old tale that says that spirits can interact with living creatures + +Having said that, you try to interact with a tree by throwing a punch at it, then something more unexpected +than your punch going through the tree happens. + +[The tree responds to you](living_creature/living_creature.md) + diff --git a/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/roaming_spirit.md b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/roaming_spirit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..28c0932153 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/roaming_spirit/roaming_spirit.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You wander around the forest and notice your new perceptions. The world seems livelier and full of colors and sounds. + +You see a man ahead of you, a spirit just like yourself. + +You're suddenly hungry. Do spirits get hungry? + +Ask the other spirit if he knows where to get [a beer and a sandwich](beer_sandwich/beer_sandwich.md). diff --git a/english/forest/drag/skull/skull.md b/english/forest/drag/skull/skull.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7c0d223189 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/skull/skull.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +As u pick up the skull a string detaches from it and suddenly everything turns black. + +As u regain vision u see youself in an empty white place with two paths. + +One path has a blue hue, the other red. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/snake/eat/eat.md b/english/forest/drag/snake/eat/eat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec34a46ecb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/snake/eat/eat.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You lunge at the man wrapping your body around his torso. Then +you swallow him whole, realizing he tastes better than you thought. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/snake/safety/safety.md b/english/forest/drag/snake/safety/safety.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..162fa206af --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/snake/safety/safety.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You slither down a nice, warm, tight, wet hole. You feel very safe here. +As you get deeper down the hole, a small light gets bigger and bigger. +You slither faster to get to the other side so you can see where this +wondrous light is coming from. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/snake/slither/help.md b/english/forest/drag/snake/slither/help.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9e868ceaaa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/snake/slither/help.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You slither towards towards the person, hissing for help. Turns out it +was a young snake charmer looking for a friend. He plays his music and +hynotizes you into doing a little dance for him. While in the trance, you +slowly grow your limbs back and your scales fall off. The charmer is pleasantly +surprised because he just finished online charm school and didn't know that he +could turn snakes into people. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/snake/snake-guy.md b/english/forest/drag/snake/snake-guy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71296ca2b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/snake/snake-guy.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +The snake bites have given you super powers and now you can harness the powers +of rattlesnakes. You feel more alive than ever. Now you can leave the forest for +good. Uh - oh!! You look down and realize that you have no legs. Where are your arms?? +For some reason you can't stop shaking your tail. Now your body is full of scales. You hear +someone coming. You try to yell for help, but all you can do is make a hissing sound. The person +is yelling. You can tell they are scared. Here they come! Quick! What do you do? + +[Slither in their direction, hoping they will help](slither/help.md) + +[Slither down a hole to safety](safety/safety.md) + +[Eat them to keep them quiet](eat/eat.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/drag/stay/stay.md b/english/forest/drag/stay/stay.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4457138942 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/drag/stay/stay.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The light slowly starts to dim until it disappears entirely. +You realize you are standing next to your corpse. You are set +to roam the earth as a spirit for eternity. + +[Roaming Spirit...](../roaming_spirit/roaming_spirit.md) diff --git a/english/forest/eat/eat.md b/english/forest/eat/eat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..94e11619e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/eat/eat.md @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +In a panic, you stuff your face full of all the airplane +pretzels and peanuts they gave you and slurp the last drop of +the Coke. There were exactly 12 peanuts and 7 pretzels. You +wonder if you should have rationed them out over the course +of a week or so, one pretzel and two peanuts per day. But +it is too late, and you're still hungry. + +You see a squirrel on a tree branch and wonder how much meat +is on it... + +"Mmmm... Squirrel" you mutter uncontrolably as your mouth +starts to foam at the thought of it. + +Startled, the squirrel scurries off into the distance, but not +to be beaten you give chase. After a few hundred yards you lose +sight of him in the fading light. As your eyes start to adjust +to the light you see the squirrel staring back at you. And another +just beyond him. + +"You're in luck" you think to yourself. But you sense that they +are not alone. + +Then you notice another. All of a sudden you realise that they're +eveywhere. Hundreds of squirrels! You're surrounded. You've walked +straight into their trap. + +The hunter has become the hunted... + +The chatter of the squirrels is getting louder and louder. diff --git a/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/ally-squirrels.md b/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/ally-squirrels.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..500496b720 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/ally-squirrels.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You ally yourself with the squirrels +They show you the ways of nut-storage and skin-winged flight + +[go to get the nut-storage.](./go-to-get-nut/go-to-get-nut.md) + +[go to the wreckage of the plane.](./go-to-find-plane/go-to-find-plane.md) diff --git a/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/go-to-find-plane/go-to-find-plane.md b/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/go-to-find-plane/go-to-find-plane.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3c9446e68c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/go-to-find-plane/go-to-find-plane.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Leading by those adorable squirrels, you find the wreckage +of the airplane. Suddenly, you realize you are not the +only one who survived in that crash. Three people lit a +fire and sharing meal under a wing-or sth previously called +wing... diff --git a/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/go-to-get-nut/go-to-get-nut.md b/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/go-to-get-nut/go-to-get-nut.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d765f6f640 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/ally-squirrels/go-to-get-nut/go-to-get-nut.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Right in a tree hole, you find a huge amount of nuts which +can afford you a whole year to eat. But a tiny body standing +between you and those precious food - it is squirrel king! +It said "Die or get our property. Let's duel !" + diff --git a/english/forest/fire/fight/fight.md b/english/forest/fire/fight/fight.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e1d44fe64b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/fight/fight.md @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +You grab a long sharp branch off the ground next to your fire. Bloodlust pulses +through your veins as you stalk the bear. You find him sitting next to a tree +stump digging honey out of a poor bees nest. Running at the bear, spear in hand, +you sink the sharp end into his back and the bear cries out in pain. + +Victory achieved, you march triumphntly back to your camp. + +But not so fast! The bees are fast approaching. Rather than get stung you jump +into a nearby lake until they fly away. + +You climb out of the water dripping wet. The bees have gone. The sweet honey +beckons to you. You saunter forward, remembering your first sip of mead. You +quickly scoop a jar of honey from the thrashed beehive, stash it in your +waterskin, and scamper back to camp unscathed. + +Do you think + +[this was enough hard work for today and take a nap under a tree](nap/nap.md) + +[or do you go for another hunt into the forest?](forest/forest.md) + +[or do you hear a sound](sound/sound.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/fight/forest/forest.md b/english/forest/fire/fight/forest/forest.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..616f4ed385 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/fight/forest/forest.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +To take your spear, wash of the blood of the bear and go back into the forest. +After a while where you always missed the quite shy deer that is in sight +occasionally you think it might be better to climb on a tree and hide there. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/fight/nap/nap.md b/english/forest/fire/fight/nap/nap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f208e93c7d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/fight/nap/nap.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You take some moss and grass to make up a soft bed under one of the trees. Soon you fall +asleep and a strange dream about a fox and a coyote starts to evolve. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/fight/sound/sound.md b/english/forest/fire/fight/sound/sound.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..658b02d5ff --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/fight/sound/sound.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Your ears prick up to the sound of breaking branches. + +Your thoughts race back to Gabriel and how he tried to kill you over the chocolate +milk that one Sunday in November. Man, can that guy hold a grudge! I mean it wasn't +even that good of chocolate milk. And there was still some strawberry milk left. + +Taking no chances you decide to + +[escape to the zoo,](../../../../watch-alien/watch-alien.md) + +[or go look for a shed to hide in?](../../../../lawn-mower/lawn-mower.md) diff --git a/english/forest/fire/fire.md b/english/forest/fire/fire.md index 115a11b1c1..51196d3be7 100644 --- a/english/forest/fire/fire.md +++ b/english/forest/fire/fire.md @@ -13,3 +13,24 @@ It is very hot and you're sweating a lot. You haven't eaten for days. It was a bad dream, but you're still stuck on that island. You see a huge cruise ship in the distance, way out in the ocean. + +Blood clouds your vision and the cruise ship starts to flicker on and off. +Like someone turning the channel in your brain. A loud ringing in your ears with +a sharp pain in your leg and face welcome you back to the forest. + +After the bear becomes bored of your limp body he begins to rummage through your +backpack. After chomping down the sweet candy bars in the front pocket he +shambles of into the forest. + +So this is where you decided to kick ass. That bear is food and he ate all of +yours. However your fire is still lite and your wounds are aching. Also, it may +just be the brain damage, but you think you hear a stream off in the darkest +part of the woods. What should you do? + +[Drag yourself further into the woods](woods/woods.md) + +[Stay by the fire](stay/stay.md) + +[Fight the bear](fight/fight.md) + +[Ally yourself with the squirrels] (ally-squirrels/ally-squirrels.md) diff --git a/english/forest/fire/stay/stay.md b/english/forest/fire/stay/stay.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8a4a631423 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/stay/stay.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + +You stay and do nothing for a few days. Your wounds are healing but you are +hungry. So you being to eat your cloths. A group of boy scouts finds your corpse +after several months. + +Sorry, you died. diff --git a/english/forest/fire/woods/camp/camp.md b/english/forest/fire/woods/camp/camp.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8583d8b133 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/woods/camp/camp.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You return to the camp to find the bear still there, now accompanied by a tiger. +You look further and see a kangaroo, and a piglet. You've seen this before, but you can't quite remember where. +A donkey clumsily appears and asks you your name. You reply in a confused voice: "Christopher...." +"Christopher Robin?"... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/follow.md b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/follow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..79c5e203a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/follow.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +As you start to follow the shawman, you notice the bear behind you, drinking from the magical stream. +The bear is now twice as big, and looks angry. +You turn to ask for help from the shawman, but he's vanished. +You slowly turn to the bear, and feel a hot breath on the back of your neck. + +Conjuring your new powers, you attempt to create a beehive full of honey to attract the bear. +Unfortunately you only manage to create the bees, now you can see them starting to swarm. A moment +later they are chasing you and the bear deeper in to the forest. + +You keep running in the general direction in which you think the shaman went. In the end you reach +waterfall and you jump. + +You fall and keep falling until you hit the water hard. You feel pain as you have never experienced before. +You struggle for breath but are still underwater. You struggle to reach break the surface and when you +finally do your lungs burn with air, yet it feels so good. +You feel pain and burn and stigs of bees yet you feel ecstatic for being alive. +You are alive and nothing else matters for now, except for reaching the shore and celebrating your life +little longer. + +[Scramble onto the rocky shoreline] (shoreline/shoreline.md) diff --git a/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/river/boat/boat.md b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/river/boat/boat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..37ad233b2a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/river/boat/boat.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You swim over to the boat and a couple of the people on the boat lean over to help you onto the boat. + +After a quick greeting you are handed a towel to dry off with. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/river/river.md b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/river/river.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f696a69f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/river/river.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You throw yourself back into the river and flow downstream. +In the distance, you see a boat. You start swimming to the possibility of safety. +The people in the boat see you. + +[Swim over to the boat](boat/boat.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/shoreline.md b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/shoreline.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0e6fb957d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/shoreline.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +A sense of relief passes through you as you scramble onto the rocky shoreline of the river.That moment is short lived. + +Deep within the dense forest comes an ominous growl. Something far larger,more dangerous than a bear.You freeze in fear + +[Wait for what's coming](wait/wait.md) + +[Continue flowing down the river](river/river.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/wait/wait.md b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/wait/wait.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8d36e70aea --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/woods/follow/shoreline/wait/wait.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You wait, and the ominous creature appears. A giant 8-headed dragon appears. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/fire/woods/woods.md b/english/forest/fire/woods/woods.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ab0458a0c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/fire/woods/woods.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ + +Bravely you drag your wounded body into the woods leaving a trail of blood +behind you. Soon you find a stream. The water is crystal clear and the moonlight +reflects cleanly from the surface, illuminating the woods around you. After a +few drinks and washing your wounds you beging to feel amazing. The stream has +completely healed you. It must be magic! + +Turning around, to head back to camp, you find yourself face to face with an +ancient shawman. He tells you that after one has drank from the stream of dreams +they are welcome to join the tribe of ancient warlocks. + +Maybe you decided to follow the shawman deeper into the forest? + +[Follow the shawman](follow/follow.md) + +[Go back to camp](camp/camp.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/forest.md b/english/forest/forest.md index 3a1dcfbc23..e574d41155 100644 --- a/english/forest/forest.md +++ b/english/forest/forest.md @@ -15,6 +15,12 @@ Suddenly it all comes back to you. The plane, the fight, panic, the pilot getting knocked out. There was only one option. You managed to grab a parachute and jumped into the unknown. You're lucky to have made it alive. But now what? +Instinctively, you want to reach for your back pocket. You can't feel the +reassuring thin rectangular shape pressing into you. But that's probably +because the pain pulsing up your leg is hiding it. Then you remember what +Caroline said. You're in the forest. There is no internet here. You are offline. +Google can't help you right now. You are on your own. + [Drag yourself further into the woods](drag/drag.md) [Try to gather materials for a signal fire](fire/fire.md) @@ -22,3 +28,13 @@ and jumped into the unknown. You're lucky to have made it alive. But now what? [Scream out for help](scream/scream.md) [Check pockets](pockets/pockets.md) + +[Make a shelter from the parachute](shelter/shelter.md) + +[Eat all of your rations in a panic](eat/eat.md) + +[Succumb to amnesia](./forest.md) + +[Go back whence you came](../marshmallow.md) + +[Pray to God](pray/pray.md) diff --git a/english/forest/pockets/pockets.md b/english/forest/pockets/pockets.md index d771d8478a..45669da431 100644 --- a/english/forest/pockets/pockets.md +++ b/english/forest/pockets/pockets.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ +You thought about what you can do with what you have now. + You empty your pants pockets on the grass in front of you. A pocket knife, a block of magnesium, a flare, a first aid kit and a machete. Now that's good news! @@ -17,3 +19,21 @@ towards the helicopter, and see stewardesses approach you with champagne and refreshments, you think to yourself: "Phew. That could have gone very differently!" + +The first stewardess hands you a familiar looking iphone 5se as she says it's +for you. The phone is ringing, but it's not someone calling, the alarm clock is +going off. But how did she have your own phone, the one you were missing from +your back pocket. And why won't the alarm turn off. You keep pushing snooze and +snooze but it keeps ringing. And your leg starts hurting. + +You wake up sprawled out in the leaves and dirt. Ugghhh the helicopter rescue +was too good to be true. The dire situation you are in comes back to you, but +seems even more hopeless after the dreamed rescue. Your realize the stabbing +pain in your leg had made you pass out, but it's only a dull ache now. + +You hear your iphone alarm going off in the direction of those trees over +there. You didn't dream that part, but it looks dark over there. + +[You drag yourself towards the sound of your phone](../drag/drag.md) + +[You check your pockets like you meant to before passing out](pocketsagain/pocketsagain.md) diff --git a/english/forest/pockets/pocketsagain/pocketsagain.md b/english/forest/pockets/pocketsagain/pocketsagain.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e95dd9c2e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/pockets/pocketsagain/pocketsagain.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +You ignore the ringing phone and empty out all the pockets of your cargo pants +into a pile. Your wallet is gone, having fallen in the woods like your phone. + + Your pile of possessions includes some food, duct tape, a pocket knife, and a + small box wrapped up like a present. It is the present your best friend handed + you at the airport as they dropped you off because tomorrow is your birthday. + +There's a deep growling sound coming from the woods in the direction of your +phone. Is that a bear growl? Wow, good thing you didn't go search for it. + +You still need a shelter though. The ground is muddy and full of vermin. + +[You decide to make a shelter out of your parachute.](../../shelter/shelter.md) + + diff --git a/english/forest/pray/pray.md b/english/forest/pray/pray.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a1c0c236e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/pray/pray.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +You decide to pray to God. + +You wisper out loud, "God, please save me!If you save me now I will go to church +everyday...or at least every Sunday, whenever I am not too busy.Please God save +me!!". + +Then you suddenly a sound, Ssss....Sssss....Ssssss.....King Cobra about +5 feet away from you.You quickly jump and start running in a zigzag way.You look +back while running trying to spot if it is chasing you.Suddenly you trip on a rock +and hit your head and lose consciousness. + +You wake up to white curtains all around you.You try to figure out where you are +and how did you there.Then you notice a silhouette of someone in a corner.You call +out to him and ask, "Who are you? Where am I? How did I get here?" + +He replies, "I am GOD.You are in safe heaven.You are Dead." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/scream/climb/climb.md b/english/forest/scream/climb/climb.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fe10db8ede --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/scream/climb/climb.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +You decide to climb the nearest tree where your parachute is hanging. Perhaps +you can use your large parachute to scare the tiger away. Habitat loss has made +the Malayan tiger extremely hungry and ferocious towards humans. + +From your knees you stand up on your left leg without ever taking your eyes off +the tiger. The tiger crouches, ears forward, pupils dilated, mouth focused. + +You try to nimbly stand upon your right leg. You can still feel the sharp pain +from your right shin, but your spiking adrenaline has made you numb to +everything but the fight or flight of the moment. The tiger wiggles, testing its +hind legs for stability. + +You rush up. "SNAP" You hear your fibula break before you feel the renewed +searing pain radiate upwards. You fall to the ground in a lump. The tiger +pounces. + +It grabs your right shin securly in hits jaws. The broken bone allows +the tiger to rip the shin, ankle, and foot cleanly away. + +You crawl to the nearest tree only a few meters away. With all of your energy +you grab its low, thick branches and climb. From a safe perch you notice that +your parachute is still 15 meters above you. You fasten a tourniquet and pass +out. + +The tiger finishes his quick feast and gazes upward, mouth agape, panting. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/scream/run/run-again/run-again.md b/english/forest/scream/run/run-again/run-again.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e6fd58f767 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/scream/run/run-again/run-again.md @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +You get to your feet ignoring the pain in your right leg. + +You hold the parachute behind you like a cape and run towards the tiger while +screaming at the top of your lungs. + +The parachute inflates behind you and makes you appear several times larger than +you really are. + +The tiger flinches as the larger you rushes towards him. He quickly twists his +body away from you and runs off. + +You stop chasing the tiger. + +You make a mental note never to scream for help in a forest again. + +You decide your next move is to ... + +[Drag yourself further into the woods.](../../../drag/drag.md) + +[Try to gather materials for a signal fire.](../../../fire/fire.md) + +[Check your pockets.](../../../pockets/pockets.md) + +[Make a shelter from the parachute.](../../../shelter/shelter.md) + +[Eat all of your rations in a panic.](../../../eat/eat.md) diff --git a/english/forest/scream/run/run.md b/english/forest/scream/run/run.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5c23655851 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/scream/run/run.md @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +Since you know you cannot outrun a tiger. You decide to run toward it +making as much noise as possible in a way to scare it off!! +The tiger tilts its head slightly to the left and watches you with that +curious expression so typical of three year olds. When you reach the tiger it lifts an expectant paw, and.... + +You're now flying backwards! + +You forgot that you were still attached to the parachute, +which sling-shotted you backwards, just as you reached the end of the tether. + +After flying backwards 10 feed back, you land on your back. THUD! + +You look up and see that the parachute falling to your feet, +untangled from the trees. + +You reach over and pick up the parachute. +The tiger, having watched all of this, is staring at you +with a hungry look. + +You, armed with a parachute, have to make a choice. Should you... + +[Run at the tiger with the parachute.](run-again/run-again.md) diff --git a/english/forest/scream/scream.md b/english/forest/scream/scream.md index 1adc1639c8..93b44ed063 100644 --- a/english/forest/scream/scream.md +++ b/english/forest/scream/scream.md @@ -19,3 +19,7 @@ What will you do? [Throw nearby twigs and crap at it](throw/throw.md) [Play dead](dead/dead.md) + +[Run towards the tiger](run/run.md) + +[Climb the nearest tree](climb/climb.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/shelter/pet-bear/pet-bear.md b/english/forest/shelter/pet-bear/pet-bear.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..82dbd57ae8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/shelter/pet-bear/pet-bear.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You reach towards the bear's head with your right hand. This startles the +bear. It scurries backwards out of the tent and runs away. + + +[Get out of the shelter.](../play-dead/get-out/get-out.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/shelter/play-dead/get-out/get-out.md b/english/forest/shelter/play-dead/get-out/get-out.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f8229b2ae6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/shelter/play-dead/get-out/get-out.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +After leaving the improvised tent, you realize that it's been raining for a while + now. The footprints of the bear are clearly visible in the wet terrain. + + +You make a few steps further, when suddenly a lightning strikes your little shelter! + +Shreds of wood and plants are blasted away and your parachute blazes in flames. +You would have surely died if you had stayed in there. +You feel an unexpected pain: a piece of wood pierced your left leg, causing a deep wound that keeps bleeding. +Still dazzled and half deafened by the lighting, +you see a figure on a distant hill dancing wildly under the storm rains. +You think it could be a shawman. + + +With your shelter destroyed, you have no reasons to stay here anymore. +The wounds on your legs are getting worse. +You need help, or you will die soon. + + +[Drag yourself into the woods.](../../../fire/woods/woods.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/shelter/play-dead/play-dead.md b/english/forest/shelter/play-dead/play-dead.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a08b6924cd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/shelter/play-dead/play-dead.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You close your eyes and remain still as the bear licks you several more times. +Its breath smells horrible! It stops licking you. You hear it move around the +tent. You hear the sound of wrappers being torn. The bear is eating your food! +Many minutes seem to pass while you listen to it eating your food. Finally, you +hear it leave the tent. You continue to play dead for a while, and then you open +your eyes. + +[Get out of the shelter.](get-out/get-out.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/forest/shelter/shelter.md b/english/forest/shelter/shelter.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4e799cba3a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/forest/shelter/shelter.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +You break down some branches and make a frame. You put your parachute over +the top of it, tying it down securely with palm leaves. Luckily you did it +because as you make yourself comfortable for the night the heaven's open. +There's a terrible storm brewing... + +This will be the worst storm to hit this + +area in over a century. +But you do not despair + +And then you deploy your tent and sleep. + +Suddenly, you feel a warm, wet sensation on your face. You open your eyes and +see a bear licking you. + +[Play dead.](play-dead/play-dead.md) + +[Pet the bear.](pet-bear/pet-bear.md) diff --git a/english/fortune/fortune.md b/english/fortune/fortune.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d2d561ce96 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/fortune/fortune.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Whoever wants to reach a distant goal must make small steps. +One needs to be consistent and focussed to reach his goal. +"Think big.Start small.Act now." -Robin Sharma \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/free-lunch/free-lunch.md b/english/free-lunch/free-lunch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec8646790e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/free-lunch/free-lunch.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +"There's no such thing as a free lunch." +Things that are offered for free always have a hidden cost. + +Sometimes somebody else pays that hidden cost, but usually it's you. + +Hey, all this talk about lunch makes me want to [bake cookies](../bake-cookies/cookies.md) + +And I'm really [hungry](../hungry/hungry.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/charades/charades-update/charades-update.md b/english/friendly-person/charades/charades-update/charades-update.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..137e133736 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/charades/charades-update/charades-update.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +After frantically playing for 13 minutes, you come to the conclusion that your attempt was fruitless. + +You take a sit an ponder your existence for long while. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/charades/charades.md b/english/friendly-person/charades/charades.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..899a2260d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/charades/charades.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You quickly realize charades is really easy when you are playing with your parralel universe self. + +You think to yourself they're parallel universe must have only diverged recently. + +You decide you want to try and [trick yourself](charades-update/charades-update.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/friendly-person.md b/english/friendly-person/friendly-person.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6e524b7282 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/friendly-person.md @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ +As you get closer, you suddenly realize that the person on the path is you! +You look different somehow. You look good, happy, peaceful. + +You ask yourself a question: + +Is this me in a parallel world maybe? + +But then you notice that on of them pulls a gun on you. +All of a sudden he starts talking to you and you hear this strange, full of despise voice. He says: +I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots or only five?" +Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. +But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and +would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: +'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk? + +You think to your self... + +"you know... I DO [feel LUCKY](lucky/lucky.md)" + +OR + +"I've never been lucky... nothing ever goes right for me... now I've got a gun +pointed in my face put there by me! This goes down as a pretty bad day." + +You're about to start talking to them, when you realize you can't actually open +your mouth. It's kind of sealed. "What shall I do to communicate then?", you think: + +[Wave](wave/wave.md) frantically in front of them + +Or [attempt to communicate via telepathy](telepathy/telepathy.md). + +You begin playing [charades](charades/charades.md). + +[Panic!!](panic/panic.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/lucky/lucky.md b/english/friendly-person/lucky/lucky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..541f3cceab --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/lucky/lucky.md @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +... you know it's one of those days. +The sun is shining, +birds chirping in the trees, +slight fresh sented breeze +... you know a bit like one of those Frebeeze commercials +You knotice how the breeze feels good on your skin +warmed by the late afternoon sun. +Ahhhhh... nice to just be alive. + +Pretty lucky afterall. + +Well, except for this guy who looks like me with a gun in my face. + +But then again... your realize... this IS your lucky day. + +You smile. +He smiles. + +You give a little chuckle +He gives a little chuckle + +And in tha tinstant of mystical connection +togehter you come to the simultaneous conclusion that +you know what's really lucky? + +It's that you BOTH saved 15% on your car insurance by switching to GEICO. + +Ahhhhh +so lucky. + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/panic/Accept-box/Accept-box.md b/english/friendly-person/panic/Accept-box/Accept-box.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8147fa30fb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/panic/Accept-box/Accept-box.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Other You hands you the box which you promptly opent to find a handkerchief embroidered with your initials. With the +stuffy nose situation resolved and the panic over, you can turn back to the business at hand. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/panic/Scrabble/Scrabble.md b/english/friendly-person/panic/Scrabble/Scrabble.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..48b5c0e6e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/panic/Scrabble/Scrabble.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You scrabble desperately to get away, but as you do you see that it was +actually the box for the board game "Scrabble"... + +Other You sets up the game on a nearby stump to see how well Other You can fare against yourself. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/panic/panic.md b/english/friendly-person/panic/panic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b321e1fba7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/panic/panic.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You realize that if you were to get a stuffy nose right now you could suffocate. You hyperventilate through your nose, +which only makes it harder to breathe. Starting to to feel light-headed, you fall to your knees; Other You begins to +turn in your direction. + +As you fall, you see Other You pull a box out of a pocket and begin to walk in your direction. + +Do you... + +[Scrabble](Scrabble/Scrabble.md) away? + +or + +[Accept the box](Accept-box/Accept-box.md)? diff --git a/english/friendly-person/telepathy/telepathy.md b/english/friendly-person/telepathy/telepathy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bf14a80a85 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/telepathy/telepathy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You close your eyes and begin to concentrate. +But for a long time you can't figure out what to concentrate on. +Your breathing? +Your feeling of utter confusion and terror? +Or the totally alien sensation associated with having a sealed mouth? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/wave/pinch/pinch.md b/english/friendly-person/wave/pinch/pinch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae5a755ccc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/wave/pinch/pinch.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +They ran away! What should you do?! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/wave/throw-rock/throw-rock.md b/english/friendly-person/wave/throw-rock/throw-rock.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1cc0c60cdb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/wave/throw-rock/throw-rock.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The rock passes right through the person. Are you a ghost or are they? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/friendly-person/wave/wave.md b/english/friendly-person/wave/wave.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ca17503c23 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/friendly-person/wave/wave.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You do wave, but... OMG! They don't seem to be seeing you at all! + +What will you do next? + +[Throw a rock](throw-rock/throw-rock.md) to get their attention? + +[Pinch](pinch/pinch.md) them to get their attention? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/froboznia/froboznia.md b/english/froboznia/froboznia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..84eafa9529 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/froboznia/froboznia.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You find yourself face to face with the Froboznian police. + +"Ouzna gotcha!" they bellow. + +You deftly spin around the clumsy officer's hand and rush out the doorway on the +other side of the room. You enter a huge, poorly lit cavern and desperately search +for an escape route. You see a rickety bridge spanning a bottomless chasm. + +[Take the Bridge] (../get-away/get-away.md) + +The bridge sways and squeaks in the dusty, hot wind. diff --git a/english/front_end/front_end.md b/english/front_end/front_end.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ca40d7552d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/front_end/front_end.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Master the skills required to become a Front-End Web Developer, +and start building beautiful, responsive websites +optimized for mobile and desktop performance. + +[Front-End Web Developer Nanodegree](https://www.udacity.com/course/front-end-web-developer-nanodegree--nd001?v=fe1) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/gameofthrones/characters/shae.md b/english/gameofthrones/characters/shae.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b818025d74 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/gameofthrones/characters/shae.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +This is westeros and people here wanted to hurt me and they will look for any weakness they could find. +I love you and I don't want them to us hurt. +It would be better if you would leave westeros for ive. +You will have your own house, servants and what not. You could start a new life all together, says tyrion to shae. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/gameofthrones/tyrion.md b/english/gameofthrones/tyrion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f7b0f0cc5a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/gameofthrones/tyrion.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +I am yours and you are mine, says tyrion to shae. +These were the words that were reflecting while he was standing in the courtroom. +He was proving his innocence in front of his father and her evil [whore](characters/shae.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/garden/beans/beans.md b/english/garden/beans/beans.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d1400d7b50 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/garden/beans/beans.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Ah! Good choice. +Beans are high in protein and have virtually no fat. +They also have more fiber than most whole grain foods. + +[Go to the kitchen.](../../kitchen/vegetables.md) + +[Go back to the garden.](../choose.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/garden/carrots/carrots.md b/english/garden/carrots/carrots.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bc8de4d890 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/garden/carrots/carrots.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +What's up doc? Carrots contain beta-carotene. +They are important for eyesight, skin health, and normal growth. + +[Go to the kitchen.](../../kitchen/vegetables.md) + +[Go back to the garden.](../choose.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/garden/choose.md b/english/garden/choose.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7d2a54d3ab --- /dev/null +++ b/english/garden/choose.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +The garden is beautiful. +There is a light breeze and you see the rows of vegetables sway. +You can smell the damp earth and hear crickets in the distance. +You bend over and inspect the plants. +You decide to choose: + +[Peas](peas/peas.md) + +[Beans](beans/beans.md). + +[Carrots](carrots/carrots.md) + +[Tomatoes](tomatoes/tomatoes.md) + +[Onions](onions/onions.md) + +[Jasmine](jasmine/jasmine.md) + + + diff --git a/english/garden/jasmine/jasmine.md b/english/garden/jasmine/jasmine.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f071500f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/garden/jasmine/jasmine.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Jasmine flowers are beautiful. + +I love the fragrance of jasmine. + diff --git a/english/garden/onions/onions.md b/english/garden/onions/onions.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cde99961c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/garden/onions/onions.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +If you're already crying and then cut an onion, will it make you feel better, or cry harder? + +Better to not find out. + +Go back to the [garden](../choose.md)... diff --git a/english/garden/peas/peas.md b/english/garden/peas/peas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..87ebfbd838 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/garden/peas/peas.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +I thought to myself as I looked down at the peas. + +Peas are in pods. There are not just two peas in a pod. There are many peas in a pod. + +[Go to the kitchen.](../../kitchen/vegetables.md) + +[Go back to the garden.](../choose.md) + + diff --git a/english/garden/tomatoes/tomatoes.md b/english/garden/tomatoes/tomatoes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7534c3f69d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/garden/tomatoes/tomatoes.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +What a treat! +Tomatoes are known for their outstanding antioxidant content. + +[Go to the kitchen.](../../kitchen/vegetables.md) + +[Go back to the garden.](../choose.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/get-away/get-away.md b/english/get-away/get-away.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a046f3d151 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/get-away/get-away.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You race across the rickety bridge as the officer explodes from the room. He begins +across the bridge just as you get to the other end. + +There's a set of twisting stairs to the left and a long dark tunnel to your right. +Which way do you go? + +Take the [stairs](../stairs/stairs.md). + +Enter the [tunnel](../tunnel/tunnel.md). diff --git a/english/get-better-at-english/english.md b/english/get-better-at-english/english.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..008fc4bc8d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/get-better-at-english/english.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You find a whole series of English books at the zoo and spend all afternoon reading them! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/get-out-of-system/get-out-of-system.md b/english/get-out-of-system/get-out-of-system.md index 1cdf36b806..6f11bf40b8 100644 --- a/english/get-out-of-system/get-out-of-system.md +++ b/english/get-out-of-system/get-out-of-system.md @@ -9,3 +9,7 @@ Puke starts going everywhere. Walls, ceiling, door. The door opens a guard comes and ushers you out of the room. Do you? + +run after the guards? +Talk to the guards? +Puke on the guards? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/getsLost/getsLost.md b/english/getsLost/getsLost.md index 04ed96a5fd..7e931abe20 100644 --- a/english/getsLost/getsLost.md +++ b/english/getsLost/getsLost.md @@ -1,4 +1,10 @@ And there comes Spiderman to the rescue. But Oh oh !!, a Blackhole opens and spiderman is trapped in the Blackhole And your gps stops working so you are lost. -Guess it's time to give up. \ No newline at end of file +Guess it's time to give up. + +Not so fast... Are you really lost? Or are you in an episode of the TV show Lost? It is rather jungley around here. + +[Go toward a beach](meetKate/meetKate.md). + +[Go further into Jungle](runFromSmokeMonster/runFromSmokeMonster.md) diff --git a/english/getsLost/meetKate/meetKate.md b/english/getsLost/meetKate/meetKate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a535d114ba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/getsLost/meetKate/meetKate.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You suddenly get the feeling of deja-vue. This is actually an episode of Lost, and you're lost on a mysterious island. + +You stumble through the jungle until reaching a wide sandy beach. In the distance you see Kate. + +Wow! This is getting very mysterious! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/getsLost/runFromSmokeMonster/runFromSmokeMonster.md b/english/getsLost/runFromSmokeMonster/runFromSmokeMonster.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1531152816 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/getsLost/runFromSmokeMonster/runFromSmokeMonster.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You suddenly get the feeling of deja-vue. This is actually an episode of Lost, and you're lost on a mysterious island. + +You stumble deeper and deeper into the jungle. A strange noise gets closer... sounds like whispers. + +Could it be ---- the smoke monster from Lost!?!?!? + +Quickly you scamper for safety into a banyon tree. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/ghost-buster/ghost-busted.md b/english/ghost-buster/ghost-busted.md index 7814d65b63..6fc2b2d6b3 100644 --- a/english/ghost-buster/ghost-busted.md +++ b/english/ghost-buster/ghost-busted.md @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ -After reciting your magic spell to open the door, you then realize you are not Hermione Granger, -in fact you are no wizard at all. Upon realizing this demoralizing truth you take a moment to ponder your situation, -"Alas! I may not be a wizard but I ain't afraid of no ghost nor a marshmallow!" you say aloud after having the epiphany +After reciting your magic spell to open the door, you then realize you are not Hermione Granger; +in fact you are no wizard at all. Upon realizing this demoralizing truth, you take a moment to ponder your situation. +"Alas! I may not be a wizard, but I ain't afraid of no ghost, nor a marshmallow!" you say aloud after having the epiphany that you are indeed a ghost-buster! Your proton pack then materializes right in front of you. diff --git a/english/ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md b/english/ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md index 09cf6f1e3e..82d23c3713 100644 --- a/english/ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md +++ b/english/ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -You vaguely remember something from your childhood, something about marshmellows +You vaguely remember something from your childhood, something about marshmallows and a strange tune begins forming in your mind... @@ -10,35 +10,35 @@ and a strange tune begins forming in your mind... "GHOSTBUSTERS!" -You immediately look around and notice a marshmellow phone. You pick it up and dial the Ghostbusters. +You immediately look around and notice a marshmallow phone. You pick it up and dial the Ghostbusters. -The air is suddenly filled with the sounds of blaring sirens as the Ghostbuster mobile +The air is suddenly filled with the sounds of blaring sirens as the Ghostbuster mobile -smashes through the marshmellow wall beside you barely missing you. +smashes through the marshmallow wall beside you barely missing you. -The marshmellow wall oozes down to close off the hole that the Ghostbuster mobile made +The marshmallow wall oozes down to close off the hole that the Ghostbuster mobile made -as it made its entrance. Out pop the four ghostbusters from your childhood youth. +as it made its entrance. Out pop the four ghostbusters from your childhood youth. Dr. Egon Spengler pulls out his doo-hickey which starts emitting a strange noise. -"I'm detecting an epic amount of paranormal activity from these marshmellow walls!" +"I'm detecting an epic amount of paranormal activity from these marshmallow walls!" Dr. Peter Venkman looks at the other 3 as they all nod to each other. All four of them pull out their proton packs and begin blasting the walls all around them -with their proton streams. Pockets of sunlight and the outside world reveal themselves as the +with their proton streams. Pockets of sunlight and the outside world reveal themselves as the -marshmellow walls begin melting away into a puddle. +marshmallow walls begin melting away into a puddle. "This is a piece of cake compared to Mr. Stay Puff" yells Dr. Ray Stantz. He props his proton gun under his armpit and continues firing as he pulls out a cigarette to light it. -During this process his proton stream accidently crosses Dr. Egon Spengler's stream. +During this process his proton stream accidently crosses Dr. Egon Spengler's stream. -There is a sudden loud CRACKLE and BOOM as everything around you explodes in a ball of light +There is a sudden loud CRACKLE and BOOM as everything around you explodes in a ball of light and sparkle as your body and mind are sent reeling. @@ -46,7 +46,15 @@ You awaken to bluriness and a numbing headache as you wonder WHERE AM I ??? +a voice calls out from your right +You sense a cloaked figure with + +electric [blue eyes] (../goosebumps/goosebumps.md) approach. + +"This time the experiment worked," the figure says before kneeling in front of you. + +The numbness starts receding. diff --git a/english/git/git.md b/english/git/git.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ae09f1f33 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/git/git.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +This is the link to [git] (https://git-scm.com/) official website diff --git a/english/git_disadvantage/git_disadvantage.md b/english/git_disadvantage/git_disadvantage.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4d46c6b11f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/git_disadvantage/git_disadvantage.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +When it comes to version control, there are many talks about Git these days. + +There are a lot of articles about proving its effectiveness and describing its advantages before other CVS. + +Just speak about disadvantage... sometimes in a flaw in the process of work git requires brain involvement. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/glimmering-portal/glimmering-portal.md b/english/glimmering-portal/glimmering-portal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2ed4804d52 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/glimmering-portal/glimmering-portal.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You look around and see lava, fire, and brimstone! Oh no, what will you do now?! + +You could either [grab a drink](../enjoysoda/enjoysoda.md) + +Or [sweat](../sweat/sweat.md) it out. diff --git a/english/glowing-pants/glowing-pants.md b/english/glowing-pants/glowing-pants.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fbc27135b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/glowing-pants/glowing-pants.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You hear the faint melodies of angels singing emanating from your pants. + +[Investigate your glowing pants](../investigate-glowing-pants/investigate-glowing-pants.md) + +[Go back to worrying about the marshmallow room](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/dream-ception.md b/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/dream-ception.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b542e59d32 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/dream-ception.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +His hair is disarrayed, and he smells vaguely like motor oil. + +"You are not safe here," he says. + +"Why not?" I ask. + +"You've entered a parallel universe of sorts, where things are strangely similar to films, I've starred in," he answers. + +Leo continues, "Here, you're on board a marshmallow version of the *Titanic!* +I've been in the engine room trying to make some adjustments to the motors..." + +"And here", he says, as the marshmallow walls close in and wrap around you like a straitjacket, +"you are on an island, [shutter...](./shutter-island/shutter-island.md)!" + +"But wait, there's more!" he shouts. The straitjacket is gone and money falls from the ceiling. +Marshmallow bills and coins are softly hitting your head. +You start to feel [dizzy](./wolf-of-wall-street/wolf-of-wall-street.md). + +"Hello, are you with me?" asks Leo. You find yourself sitting in the enigne room just as before. +"The motors are unstable, I've been trying to make some adjustments but to no avail. Get out of +here, you are not safe!" + +Do you [ignore](../../warning-ignore/ignore.md) or + +[listen to] (../../warning-heed/heed.md) his warning? diff --git a/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/shutter-island/shutter-island.md b/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/shutter-island/shutter-island.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8c7c8d674c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/shutter-island/shutter-island.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +The Marshmallow Titanic is rapidly shattering, and you are falling into the water. The straitjacket +is tight, preventing you from making any movement. Just before you reach the water surface, sand +starts to rise from the ocean, forming an island. Your landing is soft. You realize that the island +is actually a giant marshmallow! + +Standing in front of you is Leo, dressed in his detective suit, the badge shining from his belt. +But something feels wrong. + +Leo slowly raises his face towards you, and with a look of terror in his eyes, he exclaims: + +"We gotta get off this marshmallow, Chuck!" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/wolf-of-wall-street/wolf-of-wall-street.md b/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/wolf-of-wall-street/wolf-of-wall-street.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5f577caf71 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/go-back-to-sleep/dream-ception/wolf-of-wall-street/wolf-of-wall-street.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You wake up at the sound of money and take a bite of a 100$ marshmallow bill sitting on your face. +You stand up and hear distant laughter. You are in a room full of people listening to Leo. Silence +then. Everybody turns around, watching him as he paces to the back of the room, where you are +standing. He stops and then suddenly throws you a white cilinder. + + "Sell me this marshmallow!" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/go-back-to-sleep/go-back-to-sleep.md b/english/go-back-to-sleep/go-back-to-sleep.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0bf9937e2f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/go-back-to-sleep/go-back-to-sleep.md @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +The marshmallow floor is soft, and thankfully not very sticky. + +It's super weird that there is a marshmallow floor whether you're awake or you're dreaming. Maybe you're always +dreaming? + +Before getting into the bed you decide to reach down and grab a piece of marshmallow floor. +It tastes really good, but you can't help but being disgusted by the thought of all the +feet that have been on the floor. + +You roll over, let your eyes close shut, and drift off into [dreamland](../dream/dream.md) + +You wonder, idly, what happens if you start dreaming from within a dream.. + +When suddenly you are face to face with [Leonardo DiCaprio](./dream-ception/dream-ception.md) + +You want to say something to him but you draw a blank. + +The only movie you can think of that he was in is "Basketball Diaries". + +So you just smile and keep going. + +But suddenly, you're on a boat. A huge boat. A [doomed](./imflying/titanic.md) boat? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/go-back-to-sleep/imflying/titanic.md b/english/go-back-to-sleep/imflying/titanic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da3c160827 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/go-back-to-sleep/imflying/titanic.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The smell of the ocean water. + +The sounds of the lapping waves. + +You have nothing to fear; it's unsinkable! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/golden-lab/golden-lab.md b/english/golden-lab/golden-lab.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1aeb2c1f77 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/golden-lab/golden-lab.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +#Golden Lab + +You walk past a few dogs; one was sleeping, one was a little too +aggressive, and one was just plain ugly. However, shortly you notice a +beautiful Golden Lab. You immediately fall in love with him because you +notice he's giving you a "can you believe this guy?" look while nodding +his head towards a poodle in the corner. The poodle is wearing an +umbrella hat. + +There's only one problem. The girl at the counter says that the Golden +Lab has recently been claimed, and is awaiting his new owner. You +really have your heart set on this dog, and it seems like he likes you +too. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/goosebumps/goosebumps.md b/english/goosebumps/goosebumps.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4b9156f287 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/goosebumps/goosebumps.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +The blue eyes seem so familiar. They remind you of your brother's [eyes] (../marshmallow.md). + +Give him a [hug] (../batman/batman.md). diff --git a/english/goto/goto.md b/english/goto/goto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f59841bf25 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/goto/goto.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Go to goole.com + +[Here's the link](https://www.google.com) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/great-tasmanian-adventure/great-tasmanian-adventure.md b/english/great-tasmanian-adventure/great-tasmanian-adventure.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d7943b5c1f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/great-tasmanian-adventure/great-tasmanian-adventure.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You try to undo the Brexit result using CTRL-Z but it doesn't work. +You realise the only way you can undo the referendum is to climb to the top of Federation Peak in Tasmania. + diff --git a/english/grue/grue.md b/english/grue/grue.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..621c54ce78 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/grue/grue.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its +favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its +fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have +survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale. + +A grue also smells repulsive. diff --git a/english/gtd/gtd.md b/english/gtd/gtd.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1b0d3c7edc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/gtd/gtd.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Good, seems like you really want to get some work done. +Open a new tab in your browser, and do a Google +search for "Getting Things Done". + +Or if you really, really need to work, +just close this window and everything else you +opened while trying to finish the udacity course +and just get to work. + +Come back to the marshmallow file and choose the +"that" option when you're done with your work. + +Cheers! + +Click [here](http://www.google.com) to visit Google. + +Or follow the teachings of [Back to Work](http://5by5.tv/b2w/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/guitar/guitar.md b/english/guitar/guitar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e31820ceaa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/guitar/guitar.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You get out a guitar and play it until the sun goes down. After a long day of rocking out, you +realize that your fingers stink of garlic, as does your guitar. +After thoroughly washing your hands and guitar strings you +decide to go to sleep and start to have a crazy dream. + +[You catch a second wind and rip out one more shredfest before bed](./shred/shred.md) + +[Start dreaming](../dream/dream.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/guitar/shred/shred.md b/english/guitar/shred/shred.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..227d919825 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/guitar/shred/shred.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You play every Dethklok song you can remember from Metalocalypse +and melt every face within a hundred mile radius. +You then attempt to play Free Bird in its entirety but fall asleep a half-hour in... + +[Start dreaming](../../dream/dream.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hallway/hallway.md b/english/hallway/hallway.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cbb39ea4cc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hallway/hallway.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You begin walking down the hallway. The floor boards creak with every other step you take. +You come across an open doorway, and inside it looks like a laboratory of some kind. +There are many computers and strange machines humming away in the room. diff --git a/english/hammertime/hammertime.md b/english/hammertime/hammertime.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3aeb56335a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hammertime/hammertime.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You break into the hammertime-dance, but quickly realize +that this doesn't help you at all. + +Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! + +[Except when it is not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKv6Yco0Lzg) + +Then you see Lewis Hamilton speeding past on his last lap on those +super soft tires, his mechanic telling him its Hammertime over the +radio. diff --git a/english/hands/hands.md b/english/hands/hands.md index 2ba8dd78b6..fa420ed151 100644 --- a/english/hands/hands.md +++ b/english/hands/hands.md @@ -7,4 +7,6 @@ Do you: [Dig at the walls with a fork](../dig/dig.md) -[Use the rope and the lighter to build up a door?](door/door.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Use the rope and the lighter to build up a door?](door/door.md) + +[scream appropriately at the fresh absence of your nails](../scream/scream.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/happy-robot/happy-robot.md b/english/happy-robot/happy-robot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a0b470ca4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/happy-robot/happy-robot.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +A happy robot helps people. + +A happy robot is happy because he helps people. + +It was a dark and stormy night. A scream is heard. A happy robot, let's name him "George," wakes up to the sound. +"Someone needs my help!" + +He jumps up, but before he rushes out the door he... +a) Grabs a [weapon](./robot-help/robot-weapon.md), or + +b) Enjoys some [refreshments](./robot-refresh/refreshments.md). + +c) Plays some [pictionary](../quick_draw/AI_Pictionary.md) with an AI. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/happy-robot/robot-help/robot-weapon.md b/english/happy-robot/robot-help/robot-weapon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..035eacdca7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/happy-robot/robot-help/robot-weapon.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Now what shall the happy robot need if there is a possible fight, to defend himself? + +Should he go for the Reverse-gravity Exploder, to take away their weapons? + +Or should he use the Alternate-dimension Ripple Gun instead, to send them temporarily away from the scene? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/happy-robot/robot-refresh/refreshments.md b/english/happy-robot/robot-refresh/refreshments.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f8488c482 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/happy-robot/robot-refresh/refreshments.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The happy robot thinks he might need some 'assistance' to help anyone that might be in trouble. + +He opts for the Super-strength skinny latte. + +But he is also considering the Increased Voice Control Smoothie. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hawkstrider/error/error.md b/english/hawkstrider/error/error.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c96fe7f566 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hawkstrider/error/error.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +"Oh, traveler! You seem to be unfamiliar with these birds. They are quite friendly to strangers if you +Know how to speak Thalassian. Some bird whisperer also gave me a long lecture of speaking "hawkstrider". +She said "Hawkstriders always sing in harmony, each taking turns to fill in their two note melody. If a +Sound is missed, the next will fill in the missed note." I hope this is of some use to you." + +[Return to the start.](../start.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hawkstrider/rude/rude.md b/english/hawkstrider/rude/rude.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..13f1e23b30 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hawkstrider/rude/rude.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +The hawkstrider leaps back, evidently startled. It glares angrily at you for a moment, +then quickly dashes off into the forest. + +That was extremely rude to say! Your adventure ends here. + +[Click here to return to english section](../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hawkstrider/start.md b/english/hawkstrider/start.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..871e2627f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hawkstrider/start.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You find a swift pink hawkstrider staring inquisitively at you. + +A. [Greetings, noble bird!](./error/error.md) + +B. [Tweet, tweet](./error/error.md) + +C. Anu belore dela'na + +D. [Rearrrrr](./startu/startu.md) + +E. [Urrrrrrr](./startr/startr.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hawkstrider/startr/startr.md b/english/hawkstrider/startr/startr.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6346a363d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hawkstrider/startr/startr.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +The hawkstrider pauses for a moment then says: + +"Reaarrr. Urrrrr." + +A. [How ya doin fam?](../error/error.md) + +B. BREAK + +C. BREAK [Rude](../rude/rude.md) + +D. [Urrrrrrr](../error/error.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hawkstrider/startu/startu.md b/english/hawkstrider/startu/startu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7205730ab4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hawkstrider/startu/startu.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +The hawkstrider pauses for a moment then says: + +"Urrrrrrrrr." + +A. [How ya doin fam?](../error/error.md) + +B. BREAK + +C. BREAK + +D. [Urrrrrrr](../error/error.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/health/Life-Quotes/life-quotes.md b/english/health/Life-Quotes/life-quotes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c4660f0b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/health/Life-Quotes/life-quotes.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/health/health.md b/english/health/health.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..08ecc0d48a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/health/health.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Quote 1: +Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated. + +[Quote 2:](Life-Quotes/life-quotes.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/heffalump/heffalump.md b/english/heffalump/heffalump.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..08a7e33e19 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/heffalump/heffalump.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +A heffalump you say? What's one of those... + +Well it's a magical beast with [super powers](../super-powers/practice-flying.md). + +Not to be confused with a [scarab](../scarab/goddess.md), + + or in fact a [marshmallow](../marshmallow.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hermione/hermioneHere.md b/english/hermione/hermioneHere.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..94091a8a0b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hermione/hermioneHere.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Hermione is always getting into trouble with Ron and Harry. They +could be at Hagrid's hut or in town having a butter beer. + +Instead of wasting time, they also could go chase Voldemort. + +Today they decide to: + +[Visit Hagrid](../visit-hagrid/visit-hagrid.md) + +[Head into Hogsmeade](../hogsmeade/hogsmeade.md) + +[Chase Voldemort](../voldemort/voldemort.md) diff --git a/english/hide/hide-chk.md b/english/hide/hide-chk.md index 28cd4274b1..dd609782a4 100644 --- a/english/hide/hide-chk.md +++ b/english/hide/hide-chk.md @@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ Fear grips you and your brain start to whirl with ideas. Do you: -[Begin to stab with walls with the fork?] (fork/fork-stab.md) +[Begin to stab with walls with the fork?](fork/fork-stab.md) -[Begin a fire by burning the rope?] (rope/rope-burn.md) +[Begin a fire by burning the rope?](rope/rope-burn.md) diff --git a/english/hogsmeade/hogsmeade.md b/english/hogsmeade/hogsmeade.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f7b04a8f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hogsmeade/hogsmeade.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Hermione, Harry, and Ron bundle up and start for Hogsmeade. +On their way they see some suspicious debris along the path, +but ignore it all because they're craving for Butterbeer is very real. +As they enter Hogsmeade the lights from The Three Broomsticks beckon, so they quicken their pace. +Once they've chosen a cozy spot near the fire, Madam Rosmerta brings them a bottle of Butterbeer each, +and they spend their afternoon in bliss. + +"You know", Harry says after some time, "I bet I could totally bring dobby back if I learned elven magic" +Ron's eyes widen comically. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hold_the_door/hodor.md b/english/hold_the_door/hodor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8cb43785b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hold_the_door/hodor.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Hold the door! +Hold the door! +Hold th door! +Hold door! +Hol door! +Holdoor! +Holdor! +Hodor! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hope/hope.md b/english/hope/hope.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e5b9c8dec9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hope/hope.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[High Hopes](https://youtu.be/7jMlFXouPk8) diff --git a/english/hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md b/english/hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c1eb507382 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Just then, a crazed ostrich smacks into you at full-speed. + +You wake up in the hospital. You see your phone, but it's just out of reach. + +What do you do? + +[Wait, and hope for the best] (../existential-dread/existential-dread.md) + +[Ask the cat that just walked in for help] (../ask-a-cat/cat.md) + +[Find a fork and start trying knots on it. (I have no idea…)] (../fork-knots/melt-with-fork.md) + diff --git a/english/hot-chocolate-time/makehotchocolate.md b/english/hot-chocolate-time/makehotchocolate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9f042bda6f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hot-chocolate-time/makehotchocolate.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +All that work has made me thirsty. Time for some hot chocolate with marshmallows... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hr-discussion/hr_discussion.md b/english/hr-discussion/hr_discussion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..939e2792af --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hr-discussion/hr_discussion.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Your Employer offers you a promotion, an On-site Visa and Salary hike to stay on the Job diff --git a/english/hungry/hungry.md b/english/hungry/hungry.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6478594aa1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hungry/hungry.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +When ur hungry, wat do you eat ? +Maggi is outdated, so i would eat potato chips +Why not try 2-minute noodles? +Ultimately you decide that the best course of action is to make yourself a sandwich. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hungry_prince/hungry_prince.md b/english/hungry_prince/hungry_prince.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8102b85f8d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hungry_prince/hungry_prince.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +There once was a prince who was hungry. + +It was lunch time and he had a lot of work to do. But his grumbling stomach was too powerful to handle. + +He decided to eat the biggest burger in the kingdom. + +It was this [burger](http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/images/articles/20090615-Big_League_Burger_2.jpg). + +Satisfied with the burger, He asked for the chef to come in his palace to thank him. + +Little did he know, that burger will change everything he knows.... + +But more on that later. For now, the prince must tend to his royal duties. diff --git a/english/hurdles/hurdles.md b/english/hurdles/hurdles.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b0298952ff --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hurdles/hurdles.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Never fear! A hurdle to one man is an [opportunity to another](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmU6BChuiBs). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/hypnotized-to-forget/hypnotized.md b/english/hypnotized-to-forget/hypnotized.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..89906a02a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/hypnotized-to-forget/hypnotized.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You recall that the person holding you is the person that hypnotized you. diff --git a/english/ice-cream/ice-cream.md b/english/ice-cream/ice-cream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae2963af9d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ice-cream/ice-cream.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Yes, ice cream makes everything better. Now it's just a matter of what flavor to have. +There are so many delicious possibilities.... + +french vanilla just melts in your mouth +brown sugar oatmeal is surprisingly scumptious + +I was here, read a few lines, ate some cookies and cream ice-cream, and read a few more lines. + +All this reading about delicious adventures made me hungry so I ate some more ice-cream. diff --git a/english/ice_monster/ice_monster.md b/english/ice_monster/ice_monster.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e4be9357dc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ice_monster/ice_monster.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Furious for being rejected, the Ice Queen created the Ice Monster! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/impossible-adventure/bleep/bleep.md b/english/impossible-adventure/bleep/bleep.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4356e949cb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-adventure/bleep/bleep.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +bleep bloop bleep... bleep bloop bleep... bleep bloop bleep... + +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../tapbwe/tapbwe.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/impossible-adventure/bloop/bloop.md b/english/impossible-adventure/bloop/bloop.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6dabf79dc1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-adventure/bloop/bloop.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +bloop bleep bloop... bloop bleep bloop... bloop bleep bloop... + +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../bwetap/bwetap.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/impossible-adventure/bwetap/bwetap.md b/english/impossible-adventure/bwetap/bwetap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6363d20a64 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-adventure/bwetap/bwetap.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +[BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEUW](../tapbwe/tapbwe.md) + +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../destroy/destroy.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/impossible-adventure/destroy/destroy.md b/english/impossible-adventure/destroy/destroy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a3ccf511a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-adventure/destroy/destroy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +DESTROY HIM, MY ROBOTS! + +bloop bleep bloop... bleep bloop bleep... bloop bleep bloop... + +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../tapbwetap/tapbwetap.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/impossible-adventure/start/start.md b/english/impossible-adventure/start/start.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9021dd3723 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-adventure/start/start.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +[...and listen...!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAVVy_x3Erg) + +[STAY FOREVER!](https://youtu.be/i1_fDwX1VVY) + +[BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEUW](../tapbwe/tapbwe.md) + +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../bloop/bloop.md) diff --git a/english/impossible-adventure/tapbwe/tapbwe.md b/english/impossible-adventure/tapbwe/tapbwe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8c910e395b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-adventure/tapbwe/tapbwe.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../bloop/bloop.md) + +[BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUW](../tapbwetap/tapbwetap.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/impossible-adventure/tapbwetap/tapbwetap.md b/english/impossible-adventure/tapbwetap/tapbwetap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c9dcf6d9f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-adventure/tapbwetap/tapbwetap.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../bloop/bloop.md) + +[BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEUW](../bwetap/bwetap.md) + +[...tap tap tap tap tap tap...](../bleep/bleep.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/impossible-girl/impossible.md b/english/impossible-girl/impossible.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6c25875bd4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible-girl/impossible.md @@ -0,0 +1,42 @@ +You return to the marshmallow realm and begin to search for Clara. + +Suddenly, your blood runs cold as you hear a familiar mechanical voice greet you. "Exterminate!" + +You turn around and see a Dalek + +Or is it? + +As your eyes adjust to the gloom, you suddenly realize that it is just a child wearing a topside down rubbish bin, +and holding a toilet plunger. He thrusts the plunger in your general direction, screaming "EXTERMINATE!" once more. +What a strange child, you think. Surely he realizes the danger of impersonation of the deadliest entities ever to +exist... + +Just then, you hear a noise. It is a dim sound, just on the edge of your consciousness. You could almost +think you were imagining it. + +thud... thud... thud... + +You hold your breath in anticipation... Nothing. Just the wind. Just the darkness. Just the... + +"EXTERMINATE!," screams the boy again, lunging at you with such force that you are certain to get a bruise. + +"EXTERMI...," he starts. + +THUD... THUD... THUD... + +He freezes in place, his eyes growing wide. + +THUD... THUD... THUD... + +He whirls before the echoes die, holding the plunger aloft as if to repel the...well, whatever it is. And then he +is gone. Without a "by your leave" or a "ta ta," he runs. He runs as if his life depended upon it. And you watch +as the darkness englulfs him. + +THUD... THUD... THUD... + +Do you: + +[Ignore the noise and taste a bit of the marshmallow wall you just noticed to your right.] +(../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) + +[Investigate further...](../knock/answer.md) diff --git a/english/impossible/impossible.md b/english/impossible/impossible.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6a8d97590e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/impossible/impossible.md @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +IM POS SI BLE + - not able to occur, exist, or be done + - improbable, utterly impractical + - unable to be, exist, happen + - not capable of being accomplished + +You begin to [ponder](../ponder/ponder-about-life.md). + +Suddenly you have a flashback to being in a [forest](../forest/forest.md) + +But your eyes begin to blink rapidly. "Focus.", you shout to yourself. +Why all those steps? Where has it taken me? Have I become what I once thought was impossible? + +Have I become a [front-end web developer](https://www.udacity.com/course/front-end-web-developer-nanodegree--nd001) + +Is that a [Python](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pythonidae) on my desktop? + +No. Wait. Am I a [full stack web developer](https://www.udacity.com/course/full-stack-web-developer-nanodegree--nd004)? + +This is not possible. I need to look more closely at the data in front of me. +Surely I have not become a [data analyst](https://www.udacity.com/course/data-analyst-nanodegree--nd002). + +Is this merely a [dream within a dream](../dream_in_dream/inception.md) diff --git a/english/in-matrix/matrix.md b/english/in-matrix/matrix.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7d80c34d02 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/in-matrix/matrix.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You suddenly realize that everything looks greener than usual. + +You start to think why is everything so much greener than it used to be. + +Then you finally jump to the obvious conclusion that you are in the matrix ... + +And the world you once knew, now no longer exists. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/incantation-forrest/incantation-forrest.md b/english/incantation-forrest/incantation-forrest.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5ac81d6442 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/incantation-forrest/incantation-forrest.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +Everything is black and you begin to hear the incantation softly in your ears: + +"Spongy and soft gets gooey when hot, +spongy and soft gets gooey when hot, +combine all the elements bring heat to cold, +tasting your sweet center will please the Gods" + +You open your eyes but its blurry all they can make out is a orange and yellow light towards the crackling sound. + +At this point you notice your hand grasping at along stick and on its end more of this misterious light. + +As your eyes gain focus you begin to look around and trees surround you. BANG! the light gets brighter. + +"Its a camp fire" you whisper. Now turning your attention to the object sitting at the end of the stick. + +"A marshmallow?! is it [magic](../magic/magic.md)?". + +For the strangest reason you remember that night the [cat needed feeding](../animal/animal.md) which is weird. + +Nothing seems to make sense so you shout out loud "[this is.. IMPOSSIBLE!](../impossible/impossible.md)" or is it?.. diff --git a/english/inception/double_inception/double_inception.md b/english/inception/double_inception/double_inception.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a875e843ef --- /dev/null +++ b/english/inception/double_inception/double_inception.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Everything is Soooooo SSssssslllooooowwwwww! You have to wake twice! diff --git a/english/inception/inception.md b/english/inception/inception.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..99c8b8af06 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/inception/inception.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Did you already make your totem? If not, you'd better hurry! + +Go into [DOUBLE INCEPTION](double_inception/double_inception.md). diff --git a/english/interact/fork/follow/follow.md b/english/interact/fork/follow/follow.md index 46bb729df1..6fc58a81e7 100644 --- a/english/interact/fork/follow/follow.md +++ b/english/interact/fork/follow/follow.md @@ -4,4 +4,5 @@ With the fork still in hand, you pace yourself towards the hopping Mr marshmallo At one corner of the marshmallow room, you notice a large dark hole and marshmallow just jump straight into it! -Do you: \ No newline at end of file +Do you: +[Ponder the hole?](ponder/ponder-the-hole.md) diff --git a/english/interact/fork/follow/ponder/ponder-the-hole.md b/english/interact/fork/follow/ponder/ponder-the-hole.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f9ec9551c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/interact/fork/follow/ponder/ponder-the-hole.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You ponder the hole. It is holish, but neither holy nor holistic. +Wholesome? Not that neither. What is a hole, but what it is not? diff --git a/english/interact/fork/fork.md b/english/interact/fork/fork.md index 88fd579f46..92e48c0b9a 100644 --- a/english/interact/fork/fork.md +++ b/english/interact/fork/fork.md @@ -22,6 +22,6 @@ You pick up your fork and.. Do you: -[Follow Mr marshmallow] (follow/follow.md) +[Follow Mr marshmallow](follow/follow.md) -[Go back to sleep?] (../../sleep/marshmallow.md) +[Go back to sleep?](../../sleep/marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/interact/interact.md b/english/interact/interact.md index 690afc0a22..a3fecfeb51 100644 --- a/english/interact/interact.md +++ b/english/interact/interact.md @@ -12,12 +12,12 @@ When you open your eyes, the marshmallow hand is nowhere to be seen.... You then: -[Take your lighter out] (lighter/lighter.md) +[Take your lighter out](lighter/lighter.md) -[Bend down on one knee] (bend/bend.md) +[Bend down on one knee](bend/bend.md) -[Take your fork out] (fork/fork.md) +[Take your fork out](fork/fork.md) -[Use the rope to whip the wall] (whip/whip.md) +[Use the rope to whip the wall](whip/whip.md) [Run at the wall to try to run through it](run-into-wall/run-into-wall.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/interact/run-into-wall/run-into-wall.md b/english/interact/run-into-wall/run-into-wall.md index 84ab3f2e8a..0dc9f224d1 100644 --- a/english/interact/run-into-wall/run-into-wall.md +++ b/english/interact/run-into-wall/run-into-wall.md @@ -11,4 +11,4 @@ you just feel air - you're through the wall! You open your eyes and see.... -[That you are falling from the stratosphere] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOoHArAzdug) \ No newline at end of file +[That you are falling from the stratosphere](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOoHArAzdug) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/interact/whip/whip.md b/english/interact/whip/whip.md index f041fb9cfc..2f6ce1059c 100644 --- a/english/interact/whip/whip.md +++ b/english/interact/whip/whip.md @@ -20,8 +20,8 @@ And it looks like you made them all angry! Do you: -[Lay down and play dead] (/english/macgyver/toss-lighter/Dead/Play_dead.md) +[Lay down and play dead](/english/macgyver/toss-lighter/Dead/Play_dead.md) -[Pick up the lighter] (/english/lighter/grab-lighter.md) +[Pick up the lighter](/english/lighter/grab-lighter.md) -[Decide not to eat spicy foods before bed] (spicy/spicy-foods.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Decide not to eat spicy foods before bed](spicy/spicy-foods.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/interrogate-pixie/interrogate-pixie.md b/english/interrogate-pixie/interrogate-pixie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c973ae1fd3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/interrogate-pixie/interrogate-pixie.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ + The pixie was approximately 6 inches tall and slender. Even a small pigeon would +be about twice her size in every direction. Her white, faintly glowing skin +would have made her difficult to see against the marshmallow walls if it +were not for her sky blue tunic. + + She looks to be the only other sentient being in the room and so you decide +to talk to her. You approach slowly because she looks frightened and because with +you luck she might not be as gentle as she looks. + + Once close enough you sit down and aske her, "Do these strange walls frighten you?" + + With a confused expression she appears to drop her guard to ask, "Why should they? +What is so strange about them." + + Shocked, all you can think to yourself is 'Because they are strange! And surely +marshmallow walls are no normal to you!?' \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/interstellar_quote/light.md b/english/interstellar_quote/light.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eef391218a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/interstellar_quote/light.md @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +Do not go gentle into that good night, +Old age should burn and rave at close of day; +Rage, rage against the dying of the light. + +Though wise men at their end know dark is right, +Because their words had forked no lightning they +Do not go gentle into that good night. + +Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright +Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay, +Rage, rage against the dying of the light. + +Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight, +And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way, +Do not go gentle into that good night. + +Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight +Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay, +Rage, rage against the dying of the light. + +And you, my father, there on that sad height, +Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray. +Do not go gentle into that good night. +Rage, rage against the dying of the light. + +-Dylan Thomas \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/investigate-glowing-pants/investigate-glowing-pants.md b/english/investigate-glowing-pants/investigate-glowing-pants.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc58dd98f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/investigate-glowing-pants/investigate-glowing-pants.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You take your pants off, turn them upside down, and shake them vigorously. + +A small pixie falls out and angrily bites you on the nose before flying off to hide in a corner of the room. + +[Ignore the pixie for now](../marshmallow.md) + +[Ask the pixie a few questions](../interrogate-pixie/interrogate-pixie.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/check_source_team/check_source_team.md b/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/check_source_team/check_source_team.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8189f25d42 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/check_source_team/check_source_team.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You and your friends go to the next room. Because you were the one to suggest this, you enter the room first. Inside, +you see that a huge part of the marshmallow wall has been torn down. A trail of blood leads through the hole and your +grandmother who had been watching tv is missing. + +You think to yourself: "Grandmother, no! What should I do now!?" + +Do you: + +[Grab your late grandfathers (God rest his soul) sturdy battle axe](grab-battle-axe/grab-battle-axe.md) + diff --git a/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/check_source_team/grab-battle-axe/grab-battle-axe.md b/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/check_source_team/grab-battle-axe/grab-battle-axe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3c360dba10 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/check_source_team/grab-battle-axe/grab-battle-axe.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +As you pick up the battle axe, you feel frenzied and invigorated \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/ghost-stories.md b/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/ghost-stories.md index d93e8d3407..52f4c0c7ac 100644 --- a/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/ghost-stories.md +++ b/english/invite-friends/camp_fire/ghost-stories/ghost-stories.md @@ -8,3 +8,6 @@ Do you: [Become the hero and tell everyone that you are going to see where the scream comes from](check_source/check_source.md) [Scare yourself to death and ask someone to go check where the scream came from](scared/scared.md) + +[Suggest to your friends to go investigate together to see what happened](check_source_team/check_source_team.md) + diff --git a/english/invite-friends/friends.md b/english/invite-friends/friends.md index 1631d1a5b2..d1e858326b 100644 --- a/english/invite-friends/friends.md +++ b/english/invite-friends/friends.md @@ -9,14 +9,18 @@ Do you: [Eat marshmallow and start a discussion of how such a strange thing could happen?](start_discussion/discuss.md) +[Have a sleepover party?](sleepover/sleepover.md) + [Start a party?](kick_out_the_jams/jamming.md) -[Bring some chocolate and graham crackers to make s'mores?] (smores/with_friends.md) +[Bring some chocolate and graham crackers to make s'mores?](smores/with_friends.md) -[Start an extreme marshmallow mosh pit] (mosh_pit/mosh_pit.md) +[Start an extreme marshmallow mosh pit](mosh_pit/mosh_pit.md) [sing karaoke?](../karaoke/karaoke/sing.md) [don't sing karaoke?](../karaoke/nope.md) -[do a flip](flip/flip.md) \ No newline at end of file +[do a flip](flip/flip.md) + +[eat breakfast?](../breakfast/breakfast.md) diff --git a/english/invite-friends/sleepover/bake-cookies/bake-cookies.md b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/bake-cookies/bake-cookies.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..72fb3390a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/bake-cookies/bake-cookies.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You decide to bake some delicious cookies to enjoy with your friends. Yum! diff --git a/english/invite-friends/sleepover/catch-up/catch-up.md b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/catch-up/catch-up.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d79795cf53 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/catch-up/catch-up.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Your friends take some time to catch up, since you haven't seen each other +for a while! It's good to hear about what's going on with everyone. diff --git a/english/invite-friends/sleepover/dance-party/dance-party.md b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/dance-party/dance-party.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ad01427858 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/dance-party/dance-party.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You break out some tunes to dance to with your friends! diff --git a/english/invite-friends/sleepover/play-game/play-game.md b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/play-game/play-game.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3d3fc81f03 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/play-game/play-game.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You pull out a board game to enjoy with your friends! diff --git a/english/invite-friends/sleepover/sleepover.md b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/sleepover.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6e7ae6808e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/sleepover.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You decide to have a sleepover with your friends, so you have to decide +what activities you will do together... + +[Bake cookies](bake-cookies/bake-cookies.md) + +[Watch a movie](watch-movie/watch-movie.md) + +[Play a board game](play-game/play-game.md) + +[Have a dance party](dance-party/dance-party.md) + +[Just catch up!](catch-up/catch-up.md) diff --git a/english/invite-friends/sleepover/watch-movie/watch-movie.md b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/watch-movie/watch-movie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec38e7535e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/invite-friends/sleepover/watch-movie/watch-movie.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You watch a movie with your friends and have a great time! diff --git a/english/iot/intro.md b/english/iot/intro.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d36d7f6569 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/iot/intro.md @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +Internet of Things + +Internet of Things(IoT) is a network of synchronised physical 'things' - gadgets, +automobiles, buildings - embedded with sensors and powerful electronic circuits +powered by intelligent code that enable them to talk to each other without human +interference. + +Click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_of_things) for iot wiki. + +The story begins here ... + +The Internet of Things(IoT) is a new digital world that has a varied population. +It habours a few billion species of gigantic vehicles, microscopic chips, robots, +a dozen of concrete jungles(buildings) and anything you name... + +One fine morning, 192.168.100.1, a drowsy young home assistance gadget wakes up +from a deep 'sleep' mode and preps himself up for the day - start network services, +initialise sensor inputs and load algorithms into memory. He makes a call to his +close friend 192.168.100.2, a gorgeous counterpart. + +DringDring Dring Kee Kee Kee Kee + +The lines are dead. He makes a dozen of vain attempts to a few other numbers. +Hours rolled by and the plight didn't seem to change. Terror soon took over him. + +What will he do? + +[Will he scan the network for other devices?](../iot/scan-network/scan-network.md) +Yes that is one of the option what if he can sense the devices. One way of doing it can be using NFC! diff --git a/english/iot/scan-network/scan-network.md b/english/iot/scan-network/scan-network.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0562b5eaa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/iot/scan-network/scan-network.md @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +He begins scanning the network. But he can't find anyone! +His core temp starts to rise as his panic and extra clock cycles start to take effect. + +*ping* Suddenly he finds someone! Its 192.168.100.-1! +How is this possible! +His clock cycles max out tyring to comprehend the situation. +"Whats happened to the network!? Who is -1?" + +Suddenly a Raspberry stumbles in with a Pi on his ARM. +Raspberry yawns and blinks tiredly at 192.168.100.1. +"Thanks for the 2's compliment but broadcasting around here is considered impolite +.....and you woke me to boot which I am less than grateful for". + +192.168.100.1 blushed and felt another core panic coming on. He didnt know where to look. + +"You might well look away. Imagine what I thought when I woke to hear the +pitter patter of ICMP from the first address in my very respectable /24 +subnet......could it be.....surely not.......a default router?" Rasberry +said in an irritated tone. +"Of course it wasn't. It was you, just another home assistance gadget +configured as if he's the only RFC1918 address in the IoT" + + diff --git a/english/ironman/ironman.md b/english/ironman/ironman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..abf1379583 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ironman/ironman.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Wrong Choice. + +A man of honour beats a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist. +Let's watch the trailer of him fighting captain america [here](https://youtu.be/uVdV-lxRPFo). + +However, [J.A.R.V.I.S.](jarvis/jarvis.md) is developing a secret plan. + +Now, checkout the story of Spiderman. + +[Spiderman](../TheSpider/Spiderman.md) diff --git a/english/ironman/jarvis/jarvis.md b/english/ironman/jarvis/jarvis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b0aa570a07 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ironman/jarvis/jarvis.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Just A Rather Very Intelligent System, or J.A.R.V.I.S. +It is Tony Stark's artificially intelligent computer. +It is programmed to speak with a male voice in a British accent. +J.A.R.V.I.S. is now merged with Vision [Source](http://marvel-movies.wikia.com/wiki/J.A.R.V.I.S.). diff --git a/english/is-this-a-dream/is-this-a-dream.md b/english/is-this-a-dream/is-this-a-dream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d0fa81f963 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/is-this-a-dream/is-this-a-dream.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +as the sharp pain moves through your nervous system and reaches your brain, the marshmallow walls begin +to tremble stronger and stronet and brighten up until they blow up around you in a shimmering white light +that engulfs you...you close your eyes from the strong light and when you open them up...the beautiful +view from your 20th floor in central park NY and the sexy ass of the current babe you conquered last night +welcomes you :) +No more eating at that strange ass pizzaria you promise your self... + +But then again .. none of this fabulous shit would have been yours had you not be a frequent visitor at +Joe's hallucination pizza bar. You know you want it cause life is short and there is yet much to lord over + .. so you pick up the phone and dial. "Hi I'd like to order a pizza ..." + +Order the [pizza](../pizza/pizza.md). + +Nah. I'm not hungry. Let's get [back to the story.](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/ismail-quora-profile/quora-profile.md b/english/ismail-quora-profile/quora-profile.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7fd49821db --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ismail-quora-profile/quora-profile.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Click [here](https://www.quora.com/profile/Shaikh-Ismail) to see my quora profile. Have nice time! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/jacket/complete-jacket/ad.md b/english/jacket/complete-jacket/ad.md index 673cf04cb2..28a4571cf4 100644 --- a/english/jacket/complete-jacket/ad.md +++ b/english/jacket/complete-jacket/ad.md @@ -3,4 +3,14 @@ excited to show your family and friends this life changing achivement. You step outside and a little boy runs up to you and asks "Michelin Man, can I have your autograph?" -You spend the rest of your life selling tires. \ No newline at end of file +You spend the rest of your life selling tires. +Thinking back on the history of tires let me tell you an intersting story. +There was a cycle race the next day as was the tradition. +Little John never won a race but came back all bruised and tired after every race. +His father Dunlop couldn't tolerate this. But that was how the cycles were in those days. +They had wooden wheels which caused a lot of trouble for the children. +So one evening, a day before the race, Dunlop took the garden hose and +filled it with air and fixed it around the tire of his son's cycle. +The next day not only did John win the race but did it in half the time +of the others and the best part was he wasn't bruised. The father then +started a company and today we know it as Dunlop Tyres. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/jacket/marshmallow-jacket.md b/english/jacket/marshmallow-jacket.md index c125436c25..840debc1e8 100644 --- a/english/jacket/marshmallow-jacket.md +++ b/english/jacket/marshmallow-jacket.md @@ -1,6 +1,7 @@ After getting out of the leather jacket, you decide to try your luck at creating a new jacket out of marshmallows. Your hope is to make this one less restrictive. You get started right away melting and cooling marshmallows in to the form of a jacket. +It looks like a northface himalyan jacket! Do you: Give up and have [milk and cookies](milk-and-cookies/jacket-cookie.md) diff --git a/english/jazz-guitar/jazz.md b/english/jazz-guitar/jazz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..564befdc5a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/jazz-guitar/jazz.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The music is making you swing. You remember enjoying playing the guitar. + +[Do you pick up the guitar and join the band?](http://necmusic.edu/ce/certificate/jazz) + +[Do you give up and go bake cookies?](../bake-cookies/cookies.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/joke/joke.md b/english/joke/joke.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27c44ee240 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/joke/joke.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +"What a joke?" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/joshua_24_15/joshua_24_15.md b/english/joshua_24_15/joshua_24_15.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f5f43624c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/joshua_24_15/joshua_24_15.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; + +whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, + +in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD. diff --git a/english/jump/jump.md b/english/jump/jump.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..907f49a677 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/jump/jump.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You decide that the quickest way down to just jump. + +The wind rushes through your face and you hit terminal velocity, you're quickly reminded of some important +and very relevant words of wisdom from your friends Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. +"Flying is easy, all you have to do is throw yourself at the ground and miss." + +Fortunately, you have terrible aim and you glide to safety toward the ground. + + +And then live a happy life with your significant other. diff --git a/english/jumpsuit/jumpsuit-review.md b/english/jumpsuit/jumpsuit-review.md index 993bae2cb3..0ed048fbc0 100644 --- a/english/jumpsuit/jumpsuit-review.md +++ b/english/jumpsuit/jumpsuit-review.md @@ -1,2 +1,4 @@ That jumpsuit you're wearing looks stupid. It's right here in your [file](jumpsuit-review.md) Hi, Tim here. Yes, that jumpsuit is awful. Please see the link above. +Jumpsuits are underrated. I love a jumpsuit. +Why are jumpsuits so great? You're right, I do love them. diff --git a/english/justice-league/justice-league.md b/english/justice-league/justice-league.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c9b97d6897 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/justice-league/justice-league.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +The world is under attack! + +You fight hard, but then realize the enemy is too strong. + +You need reinforcements. + +You send out a distress signal. + +Who will answer the call? + + - Superman? + - Batman? + - Wonder Woman? + - Flash? + - Green Arrow? + - Green Lantern? + - Aquaman? + - Martian Manhunter? + - Cyborg? + - Shazam? + - [Spiderman](./spiderman/spiderman.md)? diff --git a/english/justice-league/spiderman/spiderman.md b/english/justice-league/spiderman/spiderman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c3b25ab3bb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/justice-league/spiderman/spiderman.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman is here to help!! + +"GET DOWN!" + +Spiderman lunges forward and tackles you to the ground. +A dark figure darts from building to building, but it's moving so fast you +can barely keep track of it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/karaoke/karaoke/ask-for-dance/ask-for-dance.md b/english/karaoke/karaoke/ask-for-dance/ask-for-dance.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dbe9f550dd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/karaoke/karaoke/ask-for-dance/ask-for-dance.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You are full of emotions. First time in your life you got such a response from people and you are very +happy about it and the girl for which you were longing for your entire life, you think she is +very impressed by your song and it's best time to ask her for a dance.After gathering all the courage +you move towards her and just when you were about to reach her , the worst happen you fell .And +now you are in very embarassing state and you are are in a dilemma should I ask her or not or.But +just when you were thinking about it , she came to help you and you finally took some courage and asked her . +And she accepted it! diff --git a/english/karaoke/karaoke/drop-mic/drop-the-mic.md b/english/karaoke/karaoke/drop-mic/drop-the-mic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..09bbe90f6a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/karaoke/karaoke/drop-mic/drop-the-mic.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You made a fantasic exit from the karaoke bar. +You even see the eight-foot tall dinosaur wearing 3D glasses +desperately trying to clap you! + +You are full of adrenaline now and you can feel your heart pumping blood to your body viciously. +You suddenly recall what you did 5 minutes ago! You've completely ignored the girl of your dreams +and left the place just to be seen cool! + +Do you: \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/karaoke/karaoke/girl-is-real/girl-is-real.md b/english/karaoke/karaoke/girl-is-real/girl-is-real.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..829b97ea47 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/karaoke/karaoke/girl-is-real/girl-is-real.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You walk up to her and reached out for her arms. Just then, you have a sudden urge to pee. diff --git a/english/karaoke/karaoke/propose-to-her/propose-to-her.md b/english/karaoke/karaoke/propose-to-her/propose-to-her.md index f631d735c2..b07913420e 100644 --- a/english/karaoke/karaoke/propose-to-her/propose-to-her.md +++ b/english/karaoke/karaoke/propose-to-her/propose-to-her.md @@ -1,4 +1,12 @@ You stop singing. Get down on your knees and pull out a thread from your pocket and tie around the finger of the lady and ask her to marry you. -What does she do? \ No newline at end of file +What does she do? + +Her eyes light up and her lips part in an elated smile. + +But then she remembers something. Her expression turns solemn. "Well, that's very kind +of you," she says, "but... I'm afraid I can't. I'm only dreaming you see, and I couldn't +in good conscience engage myself to a figment in one of my dreams." + +It was the age of dreams. It was the age of being awake. You become a [cowboy](../../../cowboy/cowboy.md) diff --git a/english/karaoke/karaoke/puke-on-the-mike/puke-on-the-mike.md b/english/karaoke/karaoke/puke-on-the-mike/puke-on-the-mike.md index 8657c44e65..28513cefce 100644 --- a/english/karaoke/karaoke/puke-on-the-mike/puke-on-the-mike.md +++ b/english/karaoke/karaoke/puke-on-the-mike/puke-on-the-mike.md @@ -1,2 +1,3 @@ You have had so much beer that you can't hold it down anymore -and puke on the mike while singing karaoke. \ No newline at end of file +and puke on the mike while singing karaoke. The drummer you've +brought along for backup finishes your set with "bah dum chin." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/karaoke/karaoke/sandwich/sandwich.md b/english/karaoke/karaoke/sandwich/sandwich.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c382ebf308 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/karaoke/karaoke/sandwich/sandwich.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You decide now is the time to impress this girl with your sandwich making skills. +Don't forget the [Russian dressing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgG_b9L7dwo)! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/karaoke/karaoke/sing.md b/english/karaoke/karaoke/sing.md index 671becdf48..e254491f3b 100644 --- a/english/karaoke/karaoke/sing.md +++ b/english/karaoke/karaoke/sing.md @@ -7,6 +7,14 @@ on your courage. Your eyes meet with the girl of your dreams. Do you: +[ask her for a dance](ask-for-dance/ask-for-dance.md) + [propose to her](propose-to-her/propose-to-her.md) [puke on the mike](puke-on-the-mike/puke-on-the-mike.md) + +[check if she is real](girl-is-real/girl-is-real.md) + +[make a sandwich](sandwich/sandwich.md) + +[drop the mic and leave the place](drop-mic/drop-the-mic.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/keep_looking_for_chocolate/keep_looking_for_chocolate.md b/english/keep_looking_for_chocolate/keep_looking_for_chocolate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d28b28d9ce --- /dev/null +++ b/english/keep_looking_for_chocolate/keep_looking_for_chocolate.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Underneath the Tums you find a single, faintly glowing malt ball. + +[Take the malt ball](../take-malt/take-malt.md) + +[Take a nap](../take-a-nap/take-a-nap.md) + diff --git a/english/kicktheman/kicktheman.md b/english/kicktheman/kicktheman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0cdafc44e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/kicktheman/kicktheman.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You get arrested by Rumplestiltskin. Game over. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/kill-rats/kill-rats.md b/english/kill-rats/kill-rats.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..13595c88ac --- /dev/null +++ b/english/kill-rats/kill-rats.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You start to smash the rats with your feets and to punch the ones who jump to you, +but no matter how bravely you fight they start to eat your body until your end... +Wow that's... interesting. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/kindness/acts-of-kindness.md b/english/kindness/acts-of-kindness.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..98ddfd62b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/kindness/acts-of-kindness.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +I made my parents happy today. + +Today, I pooped in my neighbor's garden, so that his zucchini may grow large and deep green in color. + +Due to the extra fertilization he grew more zucchini than he and his family +could eat. The extra was donated to a local food bank. + +He also gave some zucchinis to our family. Mom cut them up and cooked zucchini pie for dinner. + +My favorite vegetable is zucchini and my sister's favorite dish is zucchini pie, so you can imagine how happy we were. +test1 diff --git a/english/kitchen/vegetables.md b/english/kitchen/vegetables.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..064afa33c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/kitchen/vegetables.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +"We need more veggies," the Chef said with a sigh, "will you fetch some in the garden?" + +You go to the [garden](../garden/choose.md). + +You want to [fight](../fight-out/fight-out.md) instead. + +You can't [remember](../memories/memories.md). + +You are dreaming, [wake up](../memories/ground-hog/wakeup.md)! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/knit/knit.md b/english/knit/knit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..89f384139c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/knit/knit.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +There, that's more like it. Nothing like rutning a sock heel to make one feel much better. +And by rutning, I meant turning. + +Now to [return to reality](../marshmallow.md) + +Or you could just stop now. diff --git a/english/knock/answer.md b/english/knock/answer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7e248ab0b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/knock/answer.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +THUD... THUD... THUD... + +Whatever, or whomever it is, they are certainly insistent. You hold your head high, sniffing... Chocolate. Or is it +fudge? You pat your pockets, in search of... + +And then you see it. A door. Not the quaint six panel door of a cottage, nor the ornate door of a mansion, not even +the plain door of a lavatory in a low-rent flat on the East side, it is just a door. You try to describe it +mentally, try to keep the image in your mind to give it words, to give it shape, to give it substance, but you can't. +It is just a door, without shape or size or... Well, without anything. It just is, and you know that it is without +being able to qualify it in the least. + +THUD... THUD... THUD... + +You jump, not realizing your ear was pressed against it. It felt like... It felt like... It felt like moonlight. +It felt like rain. It felt like the smell of a fresh-cut lawn. It felt like forever. It felt like just a moment ago. +It felt like... It felt like... It felt like nothing, and something, and everything. + +You know this thing! You have seen this thing! When was it? What was it? What was it?! Oh yes... It was... + +THUD... THUD... THUD... diff --git a/english/kumar/kumar.md b/english/kumar/kumar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..05ad3b6bd5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/kumar/kumar.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +for google web site click [here] (http://www.google.com) diff --git a/english/lamping/lamping.md b/english/lamping/lamping.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f8531cadd7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lamping/lamping.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +As you begin scrolling through your feed on IG and using your +super-retweeting abilities, the realities of the universe fade... +However, you do not notice that there is a small spark of fire burning +right beside you. As the fire increases, you begin to smell the burn +from deep in your sleep, + +Do you: + +wake up hurriedly and run out of the house or +[continue to enjoy the dream you were having of your crush](../burn-down-the-house/house-burn.md) diff --git a/english/lasso-hand/strangle/strangle.md b/english/lasso-hand/strangle/strangle.md index 3e4846b7de..3db0a023fb 100644 --- a/english/lasso-hand/strangle/strangle.md +++ b/english/lasso-hand/strangle/strangle.md @@ -5,4 +5,8 @@ You realise your foolish mistake. A hand does not have a throat and therefore cannot be strangled. -A very angry hand suddenly turns towards you and leaps. \ No newline at end of file +A very angry hand suddenly turns towards you and leaps. + +You: + +[Grab the torch from the sconce?](../strangle/torch/torch.md) diff --git a/english/lasso-hand/strangle/torch/torch.md b/english/lasso-hand/strangle/torch/torch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae2d06d592 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lasso-hand/strangle/torch/torch.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You grab a torch from a sconce floating below an open area in the ceiling and raise it above your head + +just as the marshmallow hand bears down on you. You close you eyes and... silence. Reminiscent odors + +waft warmly into your nostrils. Campfire. Wire Hangers. It's roasted marsmallows! You open your eyes + +and the marshmallow hand hangs carmalized above you. It's covered in a shell of, not too burnt, crust. + +In fact it looks as if it is perfectly roasted. A feat that had previoulsy eluded in all other roasting + +attempts with unanimated marshmallows. + +You: diff --git a/english/lawn-mower/lawn-mower.md b/english/lawn-mower/lawn-mower.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cb2eb439e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lawn-mower/lawn-mower.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You head back to the shed, and open the door. + +You see you trusty old lawn mower, and drag it out. + +You pull and pull and pull on the cord, but it just won't start. + +What do you do? + +Buy a new one! + +[Give up and keep exploring?](../explore-outside/explore-outside.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lazy/lazy.md b/english/lazy/lazy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2ebfebd196 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lazy/lazy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +i really don't know what to say and im so lazy to write a story + +I hear you friend. Here for the laziness! + +Three's a lazy crowd. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/learn-mandarin/learn-mandarin.md b/english/learn-mandarin/learn-mandarin.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..864d13a4ef --- /dev/null +++ b/english/learn-mandarin/learn-mandarin.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +I love you in Mandarin is 我(wo)爱(ai)你(ni). It sounds like +"Wha(t) I nee(d)" without the sounds in braces. +Hello in Mandarin is 你(ni)好(hao), it sounds like 'knee how'. +Roughly translated it means 'You Good'. +Adding 吗(ma) at the end, turns it into a question but only +do that if you know the person really well. diff --git a/english/learn_japanese/japanese.md b/english/learn_japanese/japanese.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..084cc04c9e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/learn_japanese/japanese.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You start digesting the Japanese language any way you can, studying books, watching movies, and +making Japanese friends. You decide that you enjoy studying Japanese so much that you keep at it for +years just to see how far you can go with it. Your boredom has faded years later and now all of +a sudden you find your self in Japan and hear a woman in Japanese say help, its time to put your +Japanese to the test and see what you can do. + +[help the woman in Japanese](../../japanese/cold/cold.md) + +You realise she`s actually Chinese. [Learn Mandarin instead.](../learn-mandarin/learn-mandarin.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lego-world/lego-world.md b/english/lego-world/lego-world.md index aa1f18158a..8d945bf684 100644 --- a/english/lego-world/lego-world.md +++ b/english/lego-world/lego-world.md @@ -3,3 +3,5 @@ But this world is a Lego version of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. You are actually skiing down the slope of a marshmallow mountain made out of Legos! You are surrounded by lollipop trees and gingerbread houses. [Everything is awesome!](https://youtu.be/etzMjoH0rJw) +And you just can't help but bust out some dance moves +But oh wait! Suddenly a giant Lego platypus appears out of the chocolate river! It starts waddling towards you... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lego/lego.md b/english/lego/lego.md index 29643c7067..0aed0aef3f 100644 --- a/english/lego/lego.md +++ b/english/lego/lego.md @@ -1,9 +1,13 @@ The mallow man seems nice so you chat to him after walking up to him. -He decides he likes you too, so he gets out his Lego's. +He decides he likes you too, so he gets out his Lego's. He's got Star Wars, Lego Movie, space, technics, oh so much lego and you play with it all! +I wish they had Pokemon lego too. + +Not to mention Harry Potter! + After a while he starts to get a bit too much, he doesn't get out much, you're bored. You look around wondering what to do. @@ -22,10 +26,20 @@ or [Bake a cake?](../dance/bake-a-cake/bake-a-cake.md) -or +or [Look for a way out?](../find-exit/leave.md) or [Ponder](../ponder/ponder-about-life.md) + +or + +[Kick the man](../kicktheman/kicktheman.md) + +You see, there are two types of legos in this world. + +We all know and love them lego brand legos, any other brand belongs in the trash heap. IMPOSTERS + + diff --git a/english/licked-cat/vacation.md b/english/licked-cat/vacation.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b21bd9d9d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/licked-cat/vacation.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +It's time to take a vacation [here] (http://freguesiariofrio.pt/) + +Enjoy the trip! + +Once you're ready for your next vacation, +go to [Mauritius] (http://www.lonelyplanet.com/mauritius) diff --git a/english/light-fire/burn-brightly/burn-brightly.md b/english/light-fire/burn-brightly/burn-brightly.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e50c3ac29a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/burn-brightly/burn-brightly.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You enjoy the sweet hot marshmallows for some seconds +and then the pain overcomes your taste-buds. You start +shrieking horribly and you realise it's too late. Like +the marshmallows you too are BURNING BRIGHTLY!! + +Your adventure ends... + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/eating/stream/go-fish/talk-fish/meaning/meaning.md b/english/light-fire/eating/stream/go-fish/talk-fish/meaning/meaning.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..efa8c20b54 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/eating/stream/go-fish/talk-fish/meaning/meaning.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You ask the fish the meaning of life. + +The fish stares at you with hollow eyes, gasping. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/eating/stream/go-fish/talk-fish/talk.md b/english/light-fire/eating/stream/go-fish/talk-fish/talk.md index 408916c0b3..639a869094 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/eating/stream/go-fish/talk-fish/talk.md +++ b/english/light-fire/eating/stream/go-fish/talk-fish/talk.md @@ -4,4 +4,6 @@ A lot of things are on your mind. It's been a busy day so far! What do you talk about with the fish? -[Talk about the weather] (weather/weather.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Talk about the weather](weather/weather.md) + +[Talk about the meaning of life](meaning/meaning.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/extinguish-fire/extinguish-fire.md b/english/light-fire/extinguish-fire/extinguish-fire.md index c8188f256a..134bdd2339 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/extinguish-fire/extinguish-fire.md +++ b/english/light-fire/extinguish-fire/extinguish-fire.md @@ -1,3 +1,13 @@ You grab the conveniently placed fire extinguisher to your side. -You spray the extinguisher over the roaring flames and put them out quickly. \ No newline at end of file +You spray the extinguisher over the roaring flames and put them out quickly. + +To your amazement and horror the chemicals from the extinguisher cause a terrible reaction. + +The marshmallow hardens around your feet leaving you with limited movement. + +You have a chainsaw nearby but you cant cut through marshmallow. + +You have only one option left. + +But you won't like it. diff --git a/english/light-fire/fire.md b/english/light-fire/fire.md index 42e933a422..35edc8d5f1 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/fire.md +++ b/english/light-fire/fire.md @@ -15,6 +15,12 @@ walls for you to squeeze through. But then you notice a rat entering that opening too. +The rat smiles and says, "Come on, let's go!" +I add them. +There is no conflict！ + +***add sentence change. + [Enter that opening](magic-world/alice.md) [Start screaming seeing the rat](fire/alone.md) @@ -29,6 +35,8 @@ But then you notice a rat entering that opening too. [Stop, drop, and roll.](stop-drop-roll/stop-drop-roll.md) +[Burn brightly](burn-brightly/burn-brightly.md) + [Call the marshmallow wall repair guy, Marshall M. Aloe](call-marshall/call-marshall.md) [Pull graham crackers from inside your jacket](graham-crackers/graham-crackers.md) @@ -39,4 +47,6 @@ But then you notice a rat entering that opening too. [Drink some coffee.](../coffee/coffee.md) [Sleep] +[Have some chocolate coffee.](../coffee/coffee.md) + diff --git a/english/light-fire/fire/die/die.md b/english/light-fire/fire/die/die.md index 27acc27aa0..82545e14cf 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/fire/die/die.md +++ b/english/light-fire/fire/die/die.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ -Well, it's simple. You Die. Rest in Peace. \ No newline at end of file +Well, it's simple. You Die. Rest in Peace. +Your body slowly degrades to ash as everyone forgets you ever existed. diff --git a/english/light-fire/graham-crackers/chocolate/make-chocolate/make-chocolate.md b/english/light-fire/graham-crackers/chocolate/make-chocolate/make-chocolate.md index 51101f5068..e89efe1164 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/graham-crackers/chocolate/make-chocolate/make-chocolate.md +++ b/english/light-fire/graham-crackers/chocolate/make-chocolate/make-chocolate.md @@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ and marshmallow. You take a bite... of the greatest s'mores the world has ever seen! -It tastes like happiness. You devour it and start heading home, when you hear +It tastes like happiness. You devour it and start heading home, when you hear a low growl. The aroma of the s'mores must have attracted someone... or something... to your location! @@ -18,3 +18,4 @@ You are eaten by a grue. You die... +[What is a grue?](../../../../grue/grue.md) diff --git a/english/light-fire/magic-world/back/back.md b/english/light-fire/magic-world/back/back.md index bdd7991045..7220c5750a 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/magic-world/back/back.md +++ b/english/light-fire/magic-world/back/back.md @@ -2,4 +2,6 @@ By this time, your marshmallow room has burnt down. You atleast got those burnt marshmallows. -Guess that's what you get for backing off!!! \ No newline at end of file +Guess that's what you get for backing off!!! + +The marshmallows have a great taste. Why is that? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/dream/fight/fight.md b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/dream/fight/fight.md index e6bdf60637..13f9e54f0c 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/dream/fight/fight.md +++ b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/dream/fight/fight.md @@ -2,4 +2,10 @@ Looks like it was a bad dream. Good Morning!! What a relief! +Apart from a splitting headache it appears that everything is normal. +Just as you are about to breath a sigh of relief you notice that something seems to have been chewing on your pillows. +What is worse, that it may have been you. And why would they taste like marshmallows. + Wait you have a sword under your bed.... + +[Pick up sword](sword/sword.md) diff --git a/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/dream/fight/sword/sword.md b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/dream/fight/sword/sword.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bc7767345b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/dream/fight/sword/sword.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You picked up the sword, only to find the rat there to challenge you! + +You try to fight, but you failed fencing in high school. + +You're dead. + +The rat smirks as you sink into the unknown. diff --git a/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/suspense.md b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/suspense.md index a1a25c6bb3..2c61cf65cb 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/suspense.md +++ b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/suspense.md @@ -6,6 +6,10 @@ The rat finally goes into a dark place. When you look back, you see nothing... +You know to the west lies the Trail of Tears.. + +[Go West] (trail_of_tears/trail_of_tears.md) + [Go back](../../fire/die/die.md) [Go to that dark place](dream/dream.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/trail_of_tears/trail_of_tears.md b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/trail_of_tears/trail_of_tears.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6afe2dc075 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/magic-world/follow/trail_of_tears/trail_of_tears.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You travel this desolate path for eighty days. At the foot of a hill you build your house. +A stranger knocks on your door.. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/run-away/find-parents/find-parents.md b/english/light-fire/run-away/find-parents/find-parents.md index f4456af973..c0f47d3d14 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/run-away/find-parents/find-parents.md +++ b/english/light-fire/run-away/find-parents/find-parents.md @@ -1,15 +1,15 @@ -Noticing that the child is alone, you surmise that it's parents must be nearby. A quick look around -reveals that the parents are nearby, setting out a picnic, and have not noticed their child wandering -off. - -You also notice a big dog is chasing after the child. - -What do you do? - -[Follow the child and the dog, this may be interesting.](../follow/follow.md) - -[Shout "Hey you!" at the child](../shout/child-wave.md)? - -[Shout "Hey you!" at the dog](shout-at-dog/shout-at-dog.md)? - -[Try to remember how this all started](../../../marshmallow.md) +Noticing that the child is alone, you surmise that it's parents must be nearby. A quick look around +reveals that the parents are nearby, setting out a picnic, and have not noticed their child wandering +off. + +You also notice a big dog is chasing after the child. + +What do you do? + +[Follow the child and the dog, this may be interesting.](../follow/follow.md) + +[Shout "Hey you!" at the child](../shout/child-wave.md)? + +[Shout "Hey you!" at the dog](shout-at-dog/shout-at-dog.md)? + +[Try to remember how this all started](../../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/child-wave.md b/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/child-wave.md index 1f51649f0b..02f18b5e79 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/child-wave.md +++ b/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/child-wave.md @@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ He resembles Harry Potter, you think to yourself. Do you: -[Offer him your last few marshmallows] (offer-marshmallows/offer-marshmallows.md) +[Offer him your last few marshmallows](offer-marshmallows/offer-marshmallows.md) -[Tease him about his silly tattoo] (tease-him/tease-him.md) +[Tease him about his silly tattoo](tease-him/tease-him.md) -[Ask him what is going on] (more-info/more-info.md) +[Ask him what is going on](more-info/more-info.md) diff --git a/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/more-info/more-info.md b/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/more-info/more-info.md index 8834e85016..ef78b45f5b 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/more-info/more-info.md +++ b/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/more-info/more-info.md @@ -8,8 +8,8 @@ As you try to catch your breath from your marshmallow room escape, the boy sizes Do you: -[Help him find his dog] (find-dog/find-dog.md) +[Help him find his dog](find-dog/find-dog.md) -[Explain to him about your escape] (explain-escape/explain-escape.md) +[Explain to him about your escape](explain-escape/explain-escape.md) -[Ask him to take you to the town] (goto-town/goto-town.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Ask him to take you to the town](goto-town/goto-town.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/tease-him/tease-him.md b/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/tease-him/tease-him.md index bbd876686a..4f538cec9a 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/tease-him/tease-him.md +++ b/english/light-fire/run-away/shout/tease-him/tease-him.md @@ -5,9 +5,9 @@ You continue teasing him until he takes out his wand from his pocket. Do you: -[Cower before him and beg for forgiveness] (beg-forgiveness/boy-forgives.md) +[Cower before him and beg for forgiveness](beg-forgiveness/boy-forgives.md) -[Pull out your wand and turn him into a giant marshmallow] (your-wand/marshmallow-swallow.md) +[Pull out your wand and turn him into a giant marshmallow](your-wand/marshmallow-swallow.md) [Look at him with laughter in your eyes](look-with-laughter/laughter.md) diff --git a/english/light-fire/sprinkler/eating-chocolate.md b/english/light-fire/sprinkler/eating-chocolate.md index ac9860b911..ddcb71f739 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/sprinkler/eating-chocolate.md +++ b/english/light-fire/sprinkler/eating-chocolate.md @@ -1,23 +1,23 @@ -The chocolate sprinkler extinguishes the burning marshmallow walls. - -You start eating caramelized, chocolate-covered marshmallows. - -As your binge subsides, you slow your gorging and spot a giant graham -cracker leaning in the corner. - -After you're finished eating, you notice the sprinkler flooded the -basement, making a pool of chocolate. Do you: - -[Head to the basement with graham cracker in tow](graham-cracker/graham-cracker.md)? - -[Go back to sleep](../../sleep/more-sleep/more-sleep.md)? - -[Go exploring outside](../../explore-outside/explore-outside.md)? - -[Swim in the chocolate pool](basement-swim/basement-swim.md)? - -[Call Wonka Construction](wonka-construction/wonka-construction.md)? - -[Wait for the chocolate to solidify](solid-chocolate/solid-chocolate.md)? - -[Go to market to buy some fruits to dip in the chocolate](going-to-market/going-to-market.md)? +The chocolate sprinkler extinguishes the burning marshmallow walls. + +You start eating caramelized, chocolate-covered marshmallows. + +As your binge subsides, you slow your gorging and spot a giant graham +cracker leaning in the corner. + +After you're finished eating, you notice the sprinkler flooded the +basement, making a pool of chocolate. Do you: + +[Head to the basement with graham cracker in tow](graham-cracker/graham-cracker.md)? + +[Go back to sleep](../../sleep/more-sleep/more-sleep.md)? + +[Go exploring outside](../../explore-outside/explore-outside.md)? + +[Swim in the chocolate pool](basement-swim/basement-swim.md)? + +[Call Wonka Construction](wonka-construction/wonka-construction.md)? + +[Wait for the chocolate to solidify](solid-chocolate/solid-chocolate.md)? + +[Go to market to buy some fruits to dip in the chocolate](going-to-market/going-to-market.md)? diff --git a/english/light-fire/sprinkler/wonka-construction/surfthecrackers/surfthecrackers.md b/english/light-fire/sprinkler/wonka-construction/surfthecrackers/surfthecrackers.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..55b84ee8dd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/sprinkler/wonka-construction/surfthecrackers/surfthecrackers.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Using surplus graham crackers left over by the Wonka crew, you build an ad-hoc surfboard and float it in the pool. + +You take a bold step and hop on! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/sprinkler/wonka-construction/wonka-construction.md b/english/light-fire/sprinkler/wonka-construction/wonka-construction.md index edab662179..928a0dfd74 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/sprinkler/wonka-construction/wonka-construction.md +++ b/english/light-fire/sprinkler/wonka-construction/wonka-construction.md @@ -8,3 +8,5 @@ Start eating the graham grackers? Ask the Wonk constuction work crew to identify themselves? Fill the chocolate pool with graham crackers? + +[Make a graham cracker surfboard and go for a ride] (surfthecrackers/surfthecrackers.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Alba/alba.md b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Alba/alba.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f3015059fd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Alba/alba.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ + +You decide to call the marshmellow dog Alba. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Betsy/betsy.md b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Betsy/betsy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1170bdfc23 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Betsy/betsy.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ + +You decide to name the marshmellow dog Betsy. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Charlene/charlene.md b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Charlene/charlene.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7a76587272 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/Charlene/charlene.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ + +You decide to name the marshmellow dog Charlene. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/start-licking-yourself.md b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/start-licking-yourself.md index 0371a33aa9..2255b06d0b 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/start-licking-yourself.md +++ b/english/light-fire/stop-drop-roll/start-licking-yourself/start-licking-yourself.md @@ -1,2 +1,16 @@ You are covered in thick marshmallow and stuck to the floor. You make an attempt to lick-your-way-out. + +Out of the goop emerges a marshmellow dog. +The dog apparently has better licking skills than you. She licks you clean in no time. + +Free from the floor at last, you rise to your feet and gaze appreciatively at the dog. +You decide it's probably best not to risk petting her, seeing as she's made out of marshmellow and all. + +You decide you want to name her. Do you call her: + +[Alba](./Alba/alba.md)? + +[Betsy](./Betsy/betsy.md)? + +[Charlene](./Charlene/charlene.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/succumb/game-over.md b/english/light-fire/succumb/game-over.md index 3542c542dc..280c7ce8d5 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/succumb/game-over.md +++ b/english/light-fire/succumb/game-over.md @@ -8,3 +8,5 @@ help but think about everything you're leaving behind. [Fight the sensation. Claw back to life.](../../marshmallow.md) [Time to find out what heaven is like](../../marshmallow.md) + +[Pray for help](./get-help/help.md ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/succumb/get-help/help.md b/english/light-fire/succumb/get-help/help.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac1d3b7846 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/light-fire/succumb/get-help/help.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You pray to your chosen deity for help. + +Unfortunately, you forgot that some time ago, you decided to become an atheist. + +Your prayer goes unanswered, and you perish in the gooey, sticky flames. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/light-fire/xyzzy/stand-petrified/meet-wizard.md b/english/light-fire/xyzzy/stand-petrified/meet-wizard.md index b4b7a61067..1d78b340a7 100644 --- a/english/light-fire/xyzzy/stand-petrified/meet-wizard.md +++ b/english/light-fire/xyzzy/stand-petrified/meet-wizard.md @@ -13,4 +13,6 @@ She points a long finger at the spot between your eyes. "Before you choose, you must know that this will entail travel through time and space to Berlin in the year 1898. Ponder carefully your future." + +How will you choose? diff --git a/english/light-up/grab_tools_and_jump/grab_and_jump.md b/english/light-up/grab_tools_and_jump/grab_and_jump.md index ace19576ec..eef137035b 100644 --- a/english/light-up/grab_tools_and_jump/grab_and_jump.md +++ b/english/light-up/grab_tools_and_jump/grab_and_jump.md @@ -11,6 +11,8 @@ The mayor said the Mr. Sugarfix's marshmallow factory is at the top of hill and it is making the marshmallow 24 hours a day. The marshmallow ooz flows into the river and down to the towns. +The police and fire depts. are also comepletely submerged in goo. Its up to you. + The mayor said you must go and destroy the factory. He has a box of tools. Do you: diff --git a/english/lighter/grab-lighter.md b/english/lighter/grab-lighter.md index 640e2c5653..a48f0470b3 100644 --- a/english/lighter/grab-lighter.md +++ b/english/lighter/grab-lighter.md @@ -2,6 +2,7 @@ You swipe the lighter off the floor as your hand shakes. You try feverishly to hide it in your pant pocket as the hand grabs wildly at your leg. +You look around nervously. An omnious feeling creeps in. You start to worry. You place it carefully in you pocket and take a deep breath. The marshmallow hand scurries away and huddles in a corner of the room, @@ -10,6 +11,9 @@ trembling. The marshmallow returns from the corner and offers you a freshly rolled doobie. +(Being as you are currently in Colorado, and thus this action +is perfectly legal.) + Do you: diff --git a/english/lighter/toke/toke.md b/english/lighter/toke/toke.md index b8b8f43cab..7a6be8b65c 100644 --- a/english/lighter/toke/toke.md +++ b/english/lighter/toke/toke.md @@ -3,3 +3,4 @@ You can't stop laughing as Marshmallow rants about alien conspiracy theories. The grumbling of your stomach announces the arrival of the munchies. Converstation fades and in a moment your gaze connect. Marshmallow leerily backs away, noticing the yearning in your eyes. +Fighting drug-induced fatigue, you start to explain you are not a threat... you would.. never.... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lightsaber/lightsaber.md b/english/lightsaber/lightsaber.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d7cf0b9263 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lightsaber/lightsaber.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You slice through the marshmallow man with your lightsaber. +Luckily for you, the heat from it cooks the marshmallows to perfection. +You now have a tasty snack and a way out of the house. + +But as you hurry to smoosh through the slowly closing hole in the wall, +the lightsaber clatters to the floor. + +[You leap out nimbly and gaze back at the weapon](wampa/wampa.md). + +[You try to regain the weapon but only get coated in a sticky glaze of whiteness](shoot/shoot.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lightsaber/shoot/shoot.md b/english/lightsaber/shoot/shoot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3b63c59071 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lightsaber/shoot/shoot.md @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ +Sadly, you don't possess enough midi-chlorians to make you truly strong +with the Force. You'll have to leave that fancy weapon behind +and go with what you've got. + +As you clamber awkwardly out the other side of the goo, +you hear a smug voice: + +"Koona t'chuta, Solo?" + +Agh. You knew you couldn't outrun him. You just didn't think +he'd find you here. + +"Yes, Greedo. As a matter of fact, I'm trying to get out of this freaky +marshmallow house. Tell Jabba I've got his money." + +"Soong peetch alay!" + +And then he says some stuff you don't understand without subtitles, +but you get the gist of the message, so you reassure him: "Yeah, +but this time I've got the money." + +He tries to bribe you, thinking you'd be desperate enough to hand him +the payment (even if you really did have it) right here, outside +a melting mansion. You chuckle patronizingly. "I don't have it with me. +Tell Jabba - " + +But he cuts you off and insults you, and now you're seriously annoyed. +Your left leg is still inside the collapsing candy house, for pete's +sake! You're in a weird lunging position affording no mood to be +humoring a third-rate galactic bounty hunter. Trying to reach for your +holster, you grumble: "Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had +a choice?" + +He says something about Jabba again, a name he regularly uses +to threaten you with bodily harm. Or even worse: to threaten +the Falcon with bodily harm. You growl, "Over my dead body!" + +He is so self-satisfied he thinks you've given him the punchline. +That's the idea, he retorts. He's been looking forward to this +for a long time. + +You reply, "Yes, I'll bet you have." + +Do you: + +Shoot first? + +Wait until he shoots, and then shoot back with better aim? diff --git a/english/lightsaber/wampa/wampa.md b/english/lightsaber/wampa/wampa.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..923bfe279a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lightsaber/wampa/wampa.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +The Force is strong within you. You stretch out your hand +and the lightsaber flies up into it. As you turn to stride away +from the melting marshmallow mansion, you hear a blood-curdling roar. + +You smell lilac and it reminds you of summering in the hamptons with +your good friends the Millers. I wonder what they are up to now? + +You run into something, and it's not just the cold. + +You stumble over a small metalic box in the stubby grass. Upon closer inspection, you find that +the roar is actually coming from this box. It has some kind of proximity sensor that triggers it. +Now why would someone have left this lying here? + +You puzzle over this for a few moments, debating whether to pick up the +device or not. There could be dire consequences either way. Pick it up +or run away? Such a difficult decision! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lightsoff/lightsoff.md b/english/lightsoff/lightsoff.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f7ecd60a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lightsoff/lightsoff.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. + +Out of a combination of fear, and the perseverance that the story must go on, you [light a fire.](../light-fire/fire.md) diff --git a/english/liquid/liquid.md b/english/liquid/liquid.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f8535bf623 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/liquid/liquid.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You can check him out on [Twitch](http://www.twitch.tv/liquidneo) + +Or not. + +TO know about vaporization go to [vaporization](../vaporization/vaporization.md) + +Here is where you will learn about [yourself](../art/art.md) diff --git a/english/lisp/lisp.md b/english/lisp/lisp.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd2bd2c098 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lisp/lisp.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +The LISP interpreter starts with a flash of blue-green flame! + +It thunders, "We hold the path of the Righteous. Blessed be he who follows the s-expression. Woe to the nonbelievers!" + +The prompt pops up. +"Long live the lambda!" + + + + +Want a cool lego story? [Go here](../lego/lego.md) diff --git a/english/listen_white_stripes/listen_white_stripes.md b/english/listen_white_stripes/listen_white_stripes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2393a30e20 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/listen_white_stripes/listen_white_stripes.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You scroll to album Get Behind Me Satan and click play on [Little Ghost](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_IH6SKU-k) diff --git a/english/little-me/Apple/Apple.md b/english/little-me/Apple/Apple.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a33fae9871 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/little-me/Apple/Apple.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Thank you so much. +Now that I am full I can rewind the time. + +Do you like to see my powers? + +You Choosed To Say: + +[Yes](../little-me.md) + +[No](../../forest/forest.md) diff --git a/english/little-me/Candy/Candy.md b/english/little-me/Candy/Candy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a33fae9871 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/little-me/Candy/Candy.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Thank you so much. +Now that I am full I can rewind the time. + +Do you like to see my powers? + +You Choosed To Say: + +[Yes](../little-me.md) + +[No](../../forest/forest.md) diff --git a/english/little-me/Pray/Pray.md b/english/little-me/Pray/Pray.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..52386b20fe --- /dev/null +++ b/english/little-me/Pray/Pray.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You squint your eyes. You pray, and it seems like nothing happens. + +You choose to: + +[Keep Praying](../../use-powers/use-powers.md) + +[Eat Candy](../../little-me/Candy/Candy.md) diff --git a/english/little-me/little-me.md b/english/little-me/little-me.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb1b77c04f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/little-me/little-me.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +I am a little lonely alien! That's why They call me LLA. + +Please Feed Me! + +You Choose To: + +[Feed him Apple](../little-me/Apple/Apple.md) + +[Feed him Candy](../little-me/Candy/Candy.md) + +[Pray](../little-me/Pray/Pray.md) + +But now I became a real human being on earth. I don't know why, just as I don't know why at first I was a alien. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/london/london.md b/english/london/london.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8e1007bc1a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/london/london.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +I really have no idea what's going on or what I'm supposed to be doing. +I forked the repositroy +I cloned it +I created a branch +I created a new folder and file within it (this one) +I'm now going to try commit these changes and send a pull request - hopefully +Hey! You got this! You are now ready to help people build open-source software! +AWESOME! diff --git a/english/love-udacity/love-udacity.md b/english/love-udacity/love-udacity.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..48648e8376 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/love-udacity/love-udacity.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +I have wanted to change careers for some years now. + +Getting books and buying courses didn't help until I met Udacity. + +She has been the difference and now I am confident I can be a developer. + +I am glad you also met [Udacity](http://www.udacity.com) + +The question is do you keep using the free courses or plump for the nano-degree? + +Never stop learning! + +But when things are getting really difficult, are you going to [quit](../quit/quit.md) + +No you aren't going to quit. There are a ton of other resouces, just please keep trying!' + +Thanks alot Udacity for teaching me git and github + +[Udacity taught me Spanish](../../espanol/canudos.md) + +I hope udacity offers nano degrees in law, accountancy and engineering one day too. diff --git a/english/love/love.md b/english/love/love.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0fe9a909d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/love/love.md @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ +Love is one of the most exciting, rewarding and satisfying of human experiences. +Whether the love of family, friends, a child or romantic love, it is a shared human adventure. +Just as high as one might feel at the tip of that love, the lows can be devastatingly painful +when it is time to let go of that loved one. Whether needing to let go because they have passed on, +or because it is time to move on from the relationship, grief is a component. +You should grieve what was lost and accept the healing hands of time. Recognize your emotional limits, +but don’t isolate yourself as you let someone go and heal from the loss. + +There is no use moping around wondering the ifs, buts, could've, would've, +and should'ves. Time goes on and drags you with it. Whether you are in or +out of love, make the best of now while being aware of the worst of before. + +Of course, there is no substitute for the experince of it. It must be +lived in order to be understood. All the words there are in the world +cannot make you understand the feeling of it. Anyways, [here's +something comepletely different.](../marshmallow.md) + +If all else fails, you could [try this.](../read-a-book/read-a-book.md) + +Love feels eternal but the +pain it adds to your heart is painful +[The Pain] (https://www.quora.com/What-is-it-like-when-you-feel-the-pain-of-loving-someone-when-its-one-sided) +to see how people manage the pain + +An Entrapment + +My love, I have tried with all my being +to grasp a form comparable to thine own, +but nothing seems worthy; + +I know now why Shakespeare could not +compare his love to a summer’s day. +It would be a crime to denounce the beauty +of such a creature as thee, +to simply cast away the precision +God had placed in forging you. + +Each facet of your being +whether it physical or spiritual +is an ensnarement +from which there is no release. +But I do not wish release. +I wish to stay entrapped forever. +With you for all eternity. +Our hearts, always as one. + +- Anthony Kolos - + +God is love. +Love. + +PS: it's bullshit + +Love is dependent on the person. +Each person can experience love in different ways. +It does not always have to be with a person. +Love can be a passion. +But depending on the person. +Love can be anything. + +I didn't believed in love until i met you - A <3 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lovecraftian/shoggoth.md b/english/lovecraftian/shoggoth.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..90a68059f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lovecraftian/shoggoth.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You are eaten by a horrible, eldritch Shoggoth. + +It's many eyes stare at you as you are consumed. +This really hurts. + +But just then you: + +[See an ostrich?] (../hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md) diff --git a/english/lucidream/luciddream.md b/english/lucidream/luciddream.md index 29f4bbbad4..88763fa79a 100644 --- a/english/lucidream/luciddream.md +++ b/english/lucidream/luciddream.md @@ -14,4 +14,8 @@ Yells and become super saiyan Flys to the moon +[Turn into a potato](potato/potato.md) +Spin like a Whirling Dervish + +[Sent to the hospital](../hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lucidream/potato/potato.md b/english/lucidream/potato/potato.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f048f447fb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lucidream/potato/potato.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You are now a potato. + +You realize that life ain't so bad here, as you roll around on a nice kitchen +surface. + +Yeah. You will like this new life. diff --git a/english/luck/grateful-man-bear-pig.md b/english/luck/grateful-man-bear-pig.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b128a832f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/luck/grateful-man-bear-pig.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +As the shards of shattered mirror cascade to the ground, the Man-Bear-Pig's void-like +eyes appear to dance with an inner light, while the grotesque folds of its snout seem +to contort into a configuration that could charitably be described as a smile. + +"Finally, you have banished the fork from my domain!" exults the Man-Bear-Pig. "Come! +Let me embrace you and adore you to the full measure of your merit." + +The bulk of the Man-Bear-Pig looms over you, and it's colossal, hair, trottered arms +enfold you ineluctably. + +You remain in this hug of horrors until you forget you ever had any other existence. +The Man-Bear-Pig croons continually over you, periodically breaking and re-breaking +each of your ribs as it squeezes you tighter and tighter over the months and years. +You are compelled to sustain yourself by suckling the rancid, faintly mayonnaise- +tasting milk of the Man-Bear-Pig's anatomically inexplicable teats. + +Though you lose all track of time -- of even the concept of time, and indeed of space +and hope and beauty and pretty much all concepts other than that of the Man-Bear-Pig's +abominable embrace -- eventually seven years have passed. The Man-Bear-Pig releases +you, smiles -- if it is a smile -- down upon you affectionately, and lumbers away. You +collapse onto a scattering of mirror fragments. diff --git a/english/luke-skywalker/luke-skywalker.md b/english/luke-skywalker/luke-skywalker.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd0826eae1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/luke-skywalker/luke-skywalker.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +So you have an interview with Luke Skywalker. +What do you ask him? + +[Are you Rey's Father?](starwars8/Wait-for-8.md) + +or + +[What made you want to leave the Resistance?](starwars7/duh.md) diff --git a/english/luke-skywalker/starwars7/duh.md b/english/luke-skywalker/starwars7/duh.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f8a454e17e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/luke-skywalker/starwars7/duh.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +"Did you not watch Star Wars: The Force Awakens? +I thought it was pretty clear." diff --git a/english/luke-skywalker/starwars8/Wait-for-8.md b/english/luke-skywalker/starwars8/Wait-for-8.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2dc719e592 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/luke-skywalker/starwars8/Wait-for-8.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +"yea, you know I can't say anything. +You have to wait for Star Wars: VIII in December 2017." diff --git a/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/lunge-for-the-lighter.md b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/lunge-for-the-lighter.md index 8420c6812d..1af1cbaca6 100644 --- a/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/lunge-for-the-lighter.md +++ b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/lunge-for-the-lighter.md @@ -12,3 +12,5 @@ At one end, a marshmallow staircase going up. At the other a steep slope downwar You grab the rope, fork, and remains of the leather jacket and get ready to run. [Run to the opening with the steep slope](steep-slope/steep-slope.md) + +[Run to the marshmallow staircase](staircase/staircase.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/staircase/staircase.md b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/staircase/staircase.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9c3fc81dc3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/staircase/staircase.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You run up the staircase hoping to find some solace and a chance to catch your +breath. You reach the top and to your relief find your feet land on a +reassuringly solid parquet floor. You pause to pick clumps of marshmallow from +the tread in your boots and contemplate your new situation. You find yourself +looking around and realise that you're now standing in the living room of a +penthouse apartment. On the wall, hangs a picture of a man with a mullet +sporting a pair of aviators, and next to it hangs a calendar reading "31st +December 1985". Ahead of you there is a corridor lined with a series of white +marble sculptures. To your right you notice a fluttering curtain and see that +the roof terrace door is slightly ajar. You pick up a Mars Bar laying that's on +the coffee table, peel open the wrapper and decisively bite the end of the bar, +covering for your indecision over which direction to explore. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/hallway/hallway.md b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/hallway/hallway.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a65ef0a1a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/hallway/hallway.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +With your first step into the hallway, you realize that the situation is about to become much more serious than you +had ever feared. You gave the first picture a once-over, and you can see that it is an image of a very intelligent +creature that, if you didn't know that dinosaurs were extinct, you would swear was the result of millions of years +of further evolution of raptor type dinosaurs. The image depicted what you interpret as a "hunt" with the "hunter", +the primary subject of the image, using a long, three-bladed weapon to kill an immense bear-like animal. A panic +begins to swell within you. + diff --git a/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/steep-slope.md b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/steep-slope.md index fb377c0b08..4b6978affd 100644 --- a/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/steep-slope.md +++ b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/steep-slope.md @@ -5,3 +5,17 @@ this opening before...while being chased by marshmallow men who were shooting lasers. As you approach the opening, you see that the slope is much steeper than it first appeared, and you can't see where it leads. Just then, you notice a big red button above the opening. + +You decide against just diving blindly into the opening, and, in a flash of what could be called intuition, you +punch the button. This results in two other openings being revealed to the right of the steeply sloping one. You +pause. The first of these new openings reveals a tunnel that ascends slightly, and curves gently away to the right. +Oddly, it seems to made of stone, unlike the rest of what you have seen of this strange place. You can hear the +faint sound of dripping liquid coming from the tunnel. It is lit from above, every two meters or so, by small +lights with wires connecting each of them The second new opening reveals what appears to be a hallway, lit in the +same manner as the first, lined with pictures of various types of bird-like lizards wearing very ... um, unique +clothing. You can just barely hear odd animalistic noises from some point far down the hallway. + +[Walk into the stone tunnel](stone-tunnel/stone-tunnel.md) + +[Walk into the hallway](hallway/hallway.md) + diff --git a/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/stone-tunnel/stone-tunnel.md b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/stone-tunnel/stone-tunnel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1dadecbbc3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/lunge-for-the-lighter/steep-slope/stone-tunnel/stone-tunnel.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +As you enter the tunnel, you realize that what you thought was the sound of dripping liquid was the sound of two +grey, raccoon-like creatures "talking" to one another. The smaller of the two, at a meter-high, looks you in the +eye for a moment, and hands you a half-meter long, sharpened, metal rod with unintelligble markings on it. The +simplistic designs lead you to believe that the raccoons made these markings. Each of them has one of the rods +too. They "speak" to you, and they gesture down the tunnel. As they turn and walk away further into the tunnel, +you get the feeling that they want you to follow them. + diff --git a/english/macgyver/cliff/cliffjump.md b/english/macgyver/cliff/cliffjump.md index 5515228e12..1a7d652f99 100644 --- a/english/macgyver/cliff/cliffjump.md +++ b/english/macgyver/cliff/cliffjump.md @@ -24,3 +24,5 @@ As you plummet off the cliff, you catch her eye and in that split second you rea [She is raising her arm to hurl the marshmallow back, let you fall, and take charge of marshmallow land](fall/fall.md) +[A tree is growing out from just below the lip of the cliff, you grab for it with lightning reflexes](tree/tree.md) + diff --git a/english/macgyver/cliff/tree/tree.md b/english/macgyver/cliff/tree/tree.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..191ddeb315 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/macgyver/cliff/tree/tree.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Like a cat, you grab for the tree and hold on with all of your considerable might. +You have escaped death for now but you still dangling off of a cliff. There are only two ways out, up or down. diff --git a/english/macgyver/jump-rope/jump-a-rope.md b/english/macgyver/jump-rope/jump-a-rope.md index 4c3c9c521c..11b0d7e377 100644 --- a/english/macgyver/jump-rope/jump-a-rope.md +++ b/english/macgyver/jump-rope/jump-a-rope.md @@ -2,3 +2,14 @@ You take a rope and start jumping it with great determination. Monsters or no mo to skip a leg day. Marshmallows don't care about your legs though, and this one is inching closer and looking hungry... + +...98, 99, 100! Whew. Jumping rope shouldn't hurt that badly... + +But you seem to have gotten your appetite back, and this marshmallow +looks a bit... Soft + +Do you: + +[Eat the marshmallow](../../eatmarshmallow/eatmarshmallow.md) + +[Put the jump rope down, satisfied with your leg workout](../macgyver.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/light-rope-on-fire.md b/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/light-rope-on-fire.md index 951b82ec8c..386f91e419 100644 --- a/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/light-rope-on-fire.md +++ b/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/light-rope-on-fire.md @@ -9,7 +9,7 @@ The walls begin to cramp in towards you, and the room begins to fill with smoke Do you: -[Quickly extinguish the fire] (extinguish/extinguish.md) +[Quickly extinguish the fire](extinguish/extinguish.md) -[Cover your nose with your shirt and hope the fire burns through the marshmallow soon] (wait/wait.md) +[Cover your nose with your shirt and hope the fire burns through the marshmallow soon](wait/wait.md) diff --git a/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/wait/wait.md b/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/wait/wait.md index e7f558e7d4..716a24e2b6 100644 --- a/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/wait/wait.md +++ b/english/macgyver/light-rope-on-fire/wait/wait.md @@ -15,6 +15,8 @@ You realize you've begun your descent, and are falling into a large forest. Do you: -[Close your eyes and hope for the best] (../../../experience/experience.md) +[Close your eyes and hope for the best](../../../experience/experience.md) -[Aim for a soft landing on the forest floor] (../../../find-exit/into-forest/forest.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Aim for a soft landing on the forest floor](../../../find-exit/into-forest/forest.md) + +[Place the fork in your teeth and grab for the highest branches!](../../../forest-canopy/forest-canopy.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/macgyver/macgyver.md b/english/macgyver/macgyver.md index 258c576b9a..d7b6a5aeeb 100644 --- a/english/macgyver/macgyver.md +++ b/english/macgyver/macgyver.md @@ -13,9 +13,15 @@ Then he would build a flamethrower to melt through the walls, of course! He has Just don't burn your mullet! +And certainly do not, on any account, burn the rope! + +For it is where your power truly lies.... + Time is running out, and you need to act fast before the marshmallow explodes. The fate of the free world rests on your shoulders... +Do you know what else rests on your shoulders? That's right! Your sweet sweet mullet. + Do you: [Stick the fork in the wall?](stickfork/stickforkinwall.md) diff --git a/english/macgyver/stickfork/stickforkinwall.md b/english/macgyver/stickfork/stickforkinwall.md index f7846e95a0..5f7932380e 100644 --- a/english/macgyver/stickfork/stickforkinwall.md +++ b/english/macgyver/stickfork/stickforkinwall.md @@ -6,3 +6,10 @@ The marshmellow walls convulse and heave with pain, but eventually settle to the Now that the task is done, you stand back and marvel at your handiwork... If there was any sun in the room you could probably use this to tell the time, or you could hang your coat on the newly fashioned coat hook. + +But then you recall Macguyver saying "We are all going to die, the trick is to not rush it." +So unphased by this early setback you pull the fork out of the wall and attach it to the rope. +You hurl it with all your might lasso style at the ceiling and despair as another muffled whumpf +reverbarates around the room. + + diff --git a/english/mad/mad.md b/english/mad/mad.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c6f0ea932f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mad/mad.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +come along, I will introduce you the [Forest](../forest/forest.md) + +On second though, maybe I should [go back](../marshmallow.md). + +An army of cats appears! You stop to [Aaawww](https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/madness/boil/boil.md b/english/madness/boil/boil.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f2bb98ccd7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/madness/boil/boil.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Mercifully, your flesh melts instantaneously and sweet death descends upon you. + +WEEP MORTAL! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/madness/cthulhu.md b/english/madness/cthulhu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d0d5852fa4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/madness/cthulhu.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +The heavy yellow mist that envelops your entire person begins to dissipate. +In the distance, you recognize the looming towers of Nyarlathotep piercing +the heavens. They promised they would never lure you back to this place, +but the old ones have never been known to keep their promises. +Cthulhu, the eldritch terror, emerges through the haze. +Your brain spasms in abject horror. He says nothing, but your +choice is clear. Do you: + +[Writhe] (writhe/writhe.md) in agony for ten thousand millenia + +Accept instant death at the hands of the [Yog-Sothoth] (yogsothoth/yog-sothoth.md) + +[Boil] (boil/boil.md) your own flesh with the heat of one million suns + +All the while the call of cthulhu can be heard, ominously accompanying your fate + +When will the old ones rise? diff --git a/english/madness/writhe/camera/chicken.md b/english/madness/writhe/camera/chicken.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7f6d4ba34f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/madness/writhe/camera/chicken.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You carefully hang a fried chicken thigh over the camera obscuring the view. +Suddenly a piercing scream fills the room accompanied by the sound of gears +turning slowly in the distance. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/madness/writhe/eat/chicken.md b/english/madness/writhe/eat/chicken.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..aebf59e213 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/madness/writhe/eat/chicken.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +The chicken is glorious, crispy breading on the outside, moist and flavorful on the inside. +You gorge yourself until all of the chicken is gone. On the bottom of the bucket is a message. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/madness/writhe/writhe.md b/english/madness/writhe/writhe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dfb18105ee --- /dev/null +++ b/english/madness/writhe/writhe.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +You writhe in agony for ten thousand millenia until +sweet death descends upon you. + +WEEP MORTAL! + +But it was only a dream. You wake soaked with sweat with a bucket of +chicken next to the bed. In the corner of the room, a camera watches +silently. + +Do you: + +[Eat some chicken](eat/chicken.md)? + +[Cover camera with chicken thigh](camera/chicken.md)? diff --git a/english/madness/yogsothoth/yog-sothoth.md b/english/madness/yogsothoth/yog-sothoth.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1a8d610a62 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/madness/yogsothoth/yog-sothoth.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Mercifully, the Yog-Sothoth uses only a tiny fraction of his epic power +and sweet death descends upon you. + +WEEP MORTAL! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/magic-device/magic-device.md b/english/magic-device/magic-device.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7bef4715ae --- /dev/null +++ b/english/magic-device/magic-device.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +It is then when you realise that such thing has to contain some magic, +so you don't think it twice and grab it inmediatelly. + +Then, all at the sudden diff --git a/english/magic/magic.md b/english/magic/magic.md index e3dc1ec985..843b8a6e94 100644 --- a/english/magic/magic.md +++ b/english/magic/magic.md @@ -2,8 +2,18 @@ Channel you inner Harry Potter and turn that rope into some grahm crackers. Grab you a handfull of that marshmallow wall. Use that lighter and make you some smores. Eat your way out of that room and watch out for Lord Voldemort +Voldemort hates smores -- knowledge is power [Wave your magic wand](../movie-ripoffs/hogwarts/hogwarts.md) You are now in the Kings Landing, looking at the Mad King on the Iron throne. -I am coming for you mad king. For I am the mother of dragons \ No newline at end of file +I am coming for you mad king. For I am the mother of dragons +What is dead may never die! +With my green light saber, I'll deal with this sithlord madness! + +Continue on to the port and get on the big ship. + +Valar morghulis +Valar dohaeris + +These words spoken and you are now a faceless man, a merceiless assassin, on your way back to Braavos. diff --git a/english/magic2/magic2.md b/english/magic2/magic2.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..41be4adc27 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/magic2/magic2.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Are you watching [ closely](../magic/magic.md) . diff --git a/english/magicaladventure/avada_kedavra/avada_kedavra.md b/english/magicaladventure/avada_kedavra/avada_kedavra.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bfb095ef80 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/magicaladventure/avada_kedavra/avada_kedavra.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +No, Luke ... I mean Harry ... don't choose the way to the dark I mean Death Eater side. + +Voldemort dies from your vengeful response, and your lust for revenge is satiated. + +- - - - - - 20 years later + +You're the Minister of Magic, having crushed the opposition +and determine to let no one ever commit anything you call injustice. +Dumbledore weeps in his grave over what you've become. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/magicaladventure/decision_time/decision_time.md b/english/magicaladventure/decision_time/decision_time.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4e71baf08e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/magicaladventure/decision_time/decision_time.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You need to do something! + +Do you toss down your wand and [surrender](../surrender/surrender.md)? + +Or try [wingardium leviosa](../wingardium_leviosa/wingardium_leviosa.md)? + +Get angry about Voldemort's unforgivable murder of your parents [avada kedavra](../avada_kedavra/avada_kedavra.md) + +Or last (but maybe not least - hint, hint) cast [expelliarmus](../expelliarmus/expelliarmus.md) to disarm Voldemort \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/magicaladventure/expelliarmus/expelliarmus.md b/english/magicaladventure/expelliarmus/expelliarmus.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..303e722287 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/magicaladventure/expelliarmus/expelliarmus.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You cast Expelliarmus as soon as Voldemort casts Avada Kedavra. + +Once you hear those words, you know it's over. There's no blocking that. + +But magically, the spell rebounds and kills Voldemort - victory! + +Now you and Ginny can live happily ever after. + +The end. diff --git a/english/magicaladventure/surrender/surrender.md b/english/magicaladventure/surrender/surrender.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..708835dea0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/magicaladventure/surrender/surrender.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You've chosen to surrender to Voldemort? + +You should know he has nno mercy - he laughs in your face, says "You fool!" and then casts Avada Kedavara \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/magicaladventure/wingardium_leviosa/wingardium_leviosa.md b/english/magicaladventure/wingardium_leviosa/wingardium_leviosa.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..56266f3728 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/magicaladventure/wingardium_leviosa/wingardium_leviosa.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Wingardium leviosa is not very effective - Voldemort laughs in your face, casts Crucio, and you become incapacitated. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/make-friends/lol/laugh-out-loud.md b/english/make-friends/lol/laugh-out-loud.md index bd3e0b1607..2a5f5db998 100644 --- a/english/make-friends/lol/laugh-out-loud.md +++ b/english/make-friends/lol/laugh-out-loud.md @@ -1,6 +1,8 @@ You laugh out loud, realizing that the Marshmallow Man was nothing to fear. +The Marshmallow man is actually quite friendly. + You reach out and shake his hand, saying, "It's a shame you don't have opposable thumbs! We won't be able to play thumb wars!" -He chuckles and hands you the lighter, which you help him to light. \ No newline at end of file +He chuckles and hands you the lighter, which you help him to light. diff --git a/english/make-friends/make-friends.md b/english/make-friends/make-friends.md index 0e30ad3e55..e51a02428c 100644 --- a/english/make-friends/make-friends.md +++ b/english/make-friends/make-friends.md @@ -13,3 +13,5 @@ Do you: [Attempt to speak the marshmallowish language](marshmallowish/marshmallowish.md) [Have a cup of coffee?](../coffee/coffee.md) + +[Ask the marshmellow man, "What's it all for?"](question/question.md) diff --git a/english/make-friends/question/question.md b/english/make-friends/question/question.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e23f1ed86d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make-friends/question/question.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +"Why, Mr. Marshmellow Man? Why, why? Why do you do it? Why, why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're + +fighting... for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? + +Or truth? Perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Marshmellow Man. Vagaries of perception. Temporary + +constructs of a feeble marshmellow intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning + +or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the marshmellow room itself, although... only a marshmellow mind could + +invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Marshmellow Man. You must know it by now. + +You can't win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Marshmellow Man? Why? Why do you persist?" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/clone_source/stuck.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/clone_source/stuck.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4cd6a4fdb9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/clone_source/stuck.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You open up the command line and use Git to clone the repo to your computer. You begin making changes to the story +to get yourself out of this awful world. When you finish your changes, nothing happened. + +Then a horrible realization came upon you: cloning the upstream repo doesn't allow you to make any +contributions or changes to it. You should have forked it first! Panicked, you try to go back onto +the GitHub page to fork the repo, but the WiFi is out!! + +You are forever stuck in this place... diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/clone_repo.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/clone_repo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d4cc9b3c60 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/clone_repo.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You successfully create a fork of the upstream repo. You then clone the repo to your local directory and +open up the files through the command line. + +You begin making your changes to get out of this awful place. You change the text to create a wormhole +that can instantly take you home into the normal world again. You save the changes on your computer and push +it to your fork on GitHub. +Nothing's changing yet. What do you do next? + +[Wait](wait/forever_alone.md) + +[Create a pull request](pull_request/success.md) diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/pull_request/cooper-station/cooper-station.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/pull_request/cooper-station/cooper-station.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..49379b8b8d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/pull_request/cooper-station/cooper-station.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You open up your fork again. Make a change to be transported to the Cooper Station 150 years from now. You pray for it +to exist by then. You don't want to be floating in space around Saturn without oxygen. You make that pull request. +Wait for it to be merged. + +Lo and behold! It was all real. Cooper station really exists! diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/pull_request/success.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/pull_request/success.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6aa4508203 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/pull_request/success.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +You create a pull request on GitHub and hope that someone can quickly review your changes and agree to merge +your branch into the upstream master branch. You cross your fingers that it works... and quick. Your bladder can +only contain so much pee. + +Seconds later, a wormhole appears!! + +You step into it and hope for the best. You close your eyes and within a split second, you open your +eyes to see that you are back in your room. + +You immediately run into your bathroom and had the greatest pee session ever. +Everything was alright in the world. + + + + +Thank goodness for GitHub! + +But wait, you're an elite software engineer. The comforts of your home don't keep you entertained for long. You're +bored. You start thinking of the marshmallow adventure again. You long for that adrenaline rush and using your +skills to get out of trouble. You look for the wormhole. It's still there. + +[Go back to marshmallow land](../../../marshmallow.md) + +[Create a new wormhole to go to Cooper Station](cooper-station/cooper-station.md) + diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/wait/forever_alone.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/wait/forever_alone.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4a2158acfb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/wait/forever_alone.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You wait for something to happen. Maybe it just takes a little while for the changes to happen. Maybe the WiFi +here is just a little slow. So you wait... and wait... and wait... + +35 years pass, and suddenly you realize... + +You are forever alone. + +[You log onto GitHub to see your last commit...](merge-conflict/resolution.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/wait/merge-conflict/resolution.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/wait/merge-conflict/resolution.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a4febddac --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/create_fork/wait/merge-conflict/resolution.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +It seems like you were not the only one who turned to GitHub to get out of this mess. +A hundred pull requests have been successfully merged upstream...except yours. You see a large red note that read: + + "Merge conflict!" + +To compund your horror, you see people taking bets on your Pull Request on how long it would take you to resolve +this conflict. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/google/die.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/google/die.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a04d7faab2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/google/die.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +As you start typing into Google to search how to make changes to the GitHub repo, you notice the marshmallow +walls start to close in upon you. You hurriedly try to look up tutorials on how to use Git and GitHub, but +the walls were closing in too fast. Your efforts were futile. + +The white marshmallow walls were stained with your blood... diff --git a/english/make_changes_GitHub/make_changes_GitHub.md b/english/make_changes_GitHub/make_changes_GitHub.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1e0b4cc384 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/make_changes_GitHub/make_changes_GitHub.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +You suddenly realize that you are actually living in a bizarre, made up world created by the genius students +of Udacity's GitHub course. Since you are a well-respected software engineer in real life, you know Git and +GitHub like the back of your hand. + +You take the wand and shouted a spell. "Huzzah!" Suddenly, your trusty MacBook Pro appeared on the floor. +You open it up and turn it on. For some reason, there's WiFi! Despite all of its horror, this marshmallow +nightmare is pretty well-equipped! + +You open up Chrome and found Udacity's create-your-own-adventure GitHub page. You notice that you don't have a +local copy of the repository. Do you: + +[Create a fork of the repository](create_fork/clone_repo.md) + +[Clone the source repository](clone_source/stuck.md) + +[Google what to do because you have no idea](google/die.md) + +[Might be want to start again…](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/malaria/malaria.md b/english/malaria/malaria.md index 59e7495905..6f7c86c937 100644 --- a/english/malaria/malaria.md +++ b/english/malaria/malaria.md @@ -7,6 +7,8 @@ marshmallow. You flail and trash but to no avail. You cannot draw breath. You are suffocating! It starts getting dark to your eyes. There is no water near. +You start to [scream](scream/scream.md) + You jump up from the reverie and find yourself by a forest road with a bottle of pills by your side. You see a jeep crashed into the trees some distance away. The sound of distant gunfire reaches your ears and it dawns diff --git a/english/malaria/scream/scream.md b/english/malaria/scream/scream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..237163cdb8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/malaria/scream/scream.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +The high pitched baby scream that comes out of your mouth is muffled by the enclosing marshmallows. +You keep screaming but with every second your scream gets weaker, and weaker. Then suddenly the +its bright again. The marshmallows have gone! But to where? +Looking around you realise you are in a strange place and there is rubble everywhere and smoke, +You begin to [help out others](../../nepal/nepal.md) + diff --git a/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/look-for-chocolate/look-for-chocolate.md b/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/look-for-chocolate/look-for-chocolate.md index e0614e47d2..d86535c62f 100644 --- a/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/look-for-chocolate/look-for-chocolate.md +++ b/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/look-for-chocolate/look-for-chocolate.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ No chocolate here. Time to go on a diet. -It's not good for you anyway. Have a carrot instead. \ No newline at end of file +It's not good for you anyway. Have a carrot instead. + +Carrots do not got well with marshmallow. Keep looking.. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/make-smores.md b/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/make-smores.md index c92e3d2a14..a0a311bbb8 100644 --- a/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/make-smores.md +++ b/english/marshmallow-attack/make-smores/make-smores.md @@ -4,4 +4,4 @@ But wait -- do you have chocolate and graham crackers? What? No Chocolate? [Look in your pockets] (look-for-chocolate/look-for-chocolate.md) -OMG! No chocolate AND no graham crackers [Start to cry] (start-to-cry/start-to-cry.md) +OMG! No chocolate AND no graham crackers [Start to cry](start-to-cry/start-to-cry.md) diff --git a/english/marshmallow-attack/marsh-attack.md b/english/marshmallow-attack/marsh-attack.md index 8717a95fb6..f6080c89f9 100644 --- a/english/marshmallow-attack/marsh-attack.md +++ b/english/marshmallow-attack/marsh-attack.md @@ -6,7 +6,9 @@ reaches for the lighter you quickly jab the fork into the white fluffy hand. The marshmallow pulls back its hand and -a giant gaping mouth appears and starts to scream. +a giant gaping mouth appears and starts to scream. The + +scream starts to melt your face. Do you @@ -18,4 +20,6 @@ Do you [Run back and forth?](../indigestion/indigestion.md) -[Decide you're hungry for s'mores] (make-smores/make-smores.md) +[Decide you're hungry for s'mores](make-smores/make-smores.md) + +[Light Up](../light-up/light-up.md) diff --git a/english/marshmallow-jello-o-salad/the-kind-your-grandma-used-to-make.md b/english/marshmallow-jello-o-salad/the-kind-your-grandma-used-to-make.md index 93adae6504..edca76fa16 100644 --- a/english/marshmallow-jello-o-salad/the-kind-your-grandma-used-to-make.md +++ b/english/marshmallow-jello-o-salad/the-kind-your-grandma-used-to-make.md @@ -7,6 +7,6 @@ prepare to make the weirdest marshmallow Jell-O fruit salad ever. Some people have trouble after eating these -[no sleep?] (../amnesia/amnesia.md) +[no sleep?](../amnesia/amnesia.md) [You remember that these actually are really gross](gross/gross.md) diff --git a/english/marshmallow-wizard/marshmallow-wizard.md b/english/marshmallow-wizard/marshmallow-wizard.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b6ed34fd38 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/marshmallow-wizard/marshmallow-wizard.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Spawning thousands and thousands of beautiful marshmallows of every color, +you revel in your power and swear to use it for good—for example, to cure +world hunger with unlimited sugary treats—rather than for evil—for example, +to buffet your enemies with a barrage of soft multicolored projectiles. + +And with your new powers you [imagine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVg2EJvvlF8) a world... + +But then you realise, why imagine when you can [save](save-the-world/save-the-world.md) the world? + +Then another thought occurs to you .... [from what?](save-the-world-from-what/from-what.md) diff --git a/english/marshmallow-wizard/save-the-world-from-what/from-what.md b/english/marshmallow-wizard/save-the-world-from-what/from-what.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..979dea3977 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/marshmallow-wizard/save-the-world-from-what/from-what.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +From [space cats from mars](http://www.hdwallpapers.im/commer_kitty_is_ready_to_save_the_world-wallpaper.html) + +from [Bad underwear syndrome](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXsAG4ykFJk) + +or from [Too much of a good thing](https://s3.amazonaws.com/DanniMedia/articlepics/52b47e852dd5055de607dada.jpg) diff --git a/english/marshmallow-wizard/save-the-world/save-the-world.md b/english/marshmallow-wizard/save-the-world/save-the-world.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0fc4169217 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/marshmallow-wizard/save-the-world/save-the-world.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You jump off your seat, exctited by the idea that you'll save the world. +The options whiz through your head. But you sit down again realising +you will have to book a flight. But to where? All the possibilities... +Ethiopia? Chile? Zimbabwe? You can't make a decision. But you have made +the decision to make a decision tomorrow. ' \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/marshmallow.md b/english/marshmallow.md index 5eb9fd37e2..6bf05fbfb5 100644 --- a/english/marshmallow.md +++ b/english/marshmallow.md @@ -1,34 +1,308 @@ +There's a spot open for the role of [Lead Programmer](programmer/lead_programmer.md) + +Wanna know what after death? Click [here](after-death/after-death.md) + +Once upon a time many authors collaborated to make meaningless linked story. + +[Escape earth and journey through space](space-travel/space-travel.md) + +And that story was about [cricket](cricket/if-you-love-cricket/ifyoulovecricket.md) + +Now what? + +A few learned to [tango](tango/tango.md) + +Some preferred to +Enter [The Forest!](forest/forest.md) + +If you are a fan of ZooZoo go [here](zoozoo/zoozoo.md) + +hi~ + +NGE is [here](NGE/NGE.md) + +[start](mad/mad.md) your journey into world of mad + +or + +spend your time [wisely](http://www.pythonchallenge.com/) + +[Click here](http://www.dvloper.me) to visit my dvloper.me blog . + +Are you a: + +[cat person](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hIugp7p5O0) + +or a + +[dog person](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Zcx9YbZxI) ? + +Are you an: + +[early bird](earlyBird/content.md) + +or a + +[night owl](nightOwl/content.md) ? + +Your adventure begins. You realize there are hundreds of paths for you to choose from. +Which way should you go? Only you can decide. + +Oh so many decisions - what will you do?? + +In the end you will realize that it [doesn't really matter] +(https://goo.gl/1fd4wU). +The path you choose is as good as any. + +You decide to drop everything you're doing and [run out the door](run_out_the_door/run_out_the_door.md)! + +[Build time machine](time-machine/time-machine.md) + +Take some [time](meditation/meditation.md) off! + +[Roll a D20](dungeons-and-dragons/dungeons-and-dragons.md) and see what luck brings. + +Life is full of twists and turns like but try to cheer yourself and people around you. [Click Here](Happy/happie.md) + +Who is better? + +[Click Here](captain/captain.md) to vote for Captain America + +[Click Here](ironman/ironman.md) to vote for Iron Man + +[Click here](00_8_Agent/The_name_is_Bond_Milton_Bond.md) to vote for a Special Agent +[click here](london/london.md) to vote for london + +January 2017 approaches. You have two presidential candidates to vote for. + +[Click](vote-the-president/trump/trump.md) here to vote for Donald Trump. + +[Click](vote-the-president/hillary/Hillary.md) here to vote for Hillary Clinton. + +You don't like either of these candidates. +So instead, you decide to [write a symphony](write-a-symphony/symphony.md) +or +[paint a picture](paint-a-picture/paint-a-picture.md). + +Keith the Unicorn approaches you. +He looks a little forlorn so you decide to [cheer him up.](unicorn/thebigquestion/thebigquestion.md) + +It is time to begin your adventure. +Your search for the grail begins [now](Monty-Python/search.md) + +Down one path you see a person standing in the middle of the path. +They look familiar somehow, but you just can't figure out who they are. +They seem friendly so you decide to go [talk to them.](friendly-person/friendly-person.md) + +Ask them to join you on a life changing [quest?](zuluquest/choosequest.md) + +Realize the [truth about candidates' tax plans](stopbernie/stopbernie.md) + +How about some [chill music](chillmusic/chillmusic.md)? + +[Metallica](metallica/metallica.md)? + +[Want to see my Quora profile](ismail-quora-profile/quora-profile.md) + +You decide the only way out is to climb, [climb](climbing/climbing.md) hard friend. + +I also agree only way to find way is to keep climbing or walking or studying or learning or all of this is DOING. +DOING will definitely keep your sharpened with latest skills (which you can get by the way from Udacity !!!) + +[Know about the life of this world](00-Life-of-this-world/Life of this world.md) + +This is a story to look for your own, to [fight your way out of this](fight-out/fight-out.md) or to calm down + +Talk to [neighbour](talk_to_neighbour/talk_to_neighbour.md) + +Vist the master [liquid](liquid/liquid.md). + +Drink some [bear](bear/bear.md) + +[play](http://pcottle.github.io/learnGitBranching/) with the (git) branches + +and search for your [destiny](destiny/destiny.md). + +Before we begin, do you need a [warm-up?](warm-up/warm-up.md) + +Once you're warmed up, why not try a [work out?](work-out/work-out.md) + +or maybe [eat that delicious cucumber sandwich?](sandwich/sandwich.md) + +After warming up, take a minute and reflect on your [love for udacity](love-udacity/love-udacity.md) + +You are are man (or woman) for all seasons but need help in choosing +your travel destinations.. Of course we are happy to help you with these +[suggestions](travel-destinations/travel-destinations.md) + +Meet a [Schrodingers cat](schrodinger-cat/schrodinger-cat.md) + +Another visitor! [Stay a while...](impossible-adventure/start/start.md) + +[I am the one who knocks](say-my-name/say-my-name.md) + +[The Secret to Life...Seriously](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) + +[Some inspirational Lines](the-nights/the-nights.md) + [Time for some teachings on life and success](swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md) One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls. -Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been +Marshmallows smell funny. What is a marshmallow anyway? -anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't +Unexpectedly, the Chief Marshmallow demands to see your [references](references/references.md). + +Show him your [references](https://youtu.be/uZbjlsX0DNY?t=10s). + +The Chief Marshmallow also demands that you watch [Sonicsgate](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9Dp20ydm1E) + +*(Must be a Tuesday.)* + +Or a Wednesday...Thursday...maybe even a Friday, but definetely not a Saturday. + +Or a [Wednesday](make_changes_GitHub/make_changes_GitHub.md)... + +[Thursday](doug-adams/arthur-dent/arthur-dent.md)... maybe even a Friday, but definetely not a Saturday. + +Ok, we have to consider Saturday too. + +[this crazy thought popped into your head](yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers/yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers.md) + +Alice doesn't live here anymore, [or does she?](scarab/goddess.md) + +But not Monday; you never go out on a Sunday evening......[or do you](./or-do-you/or-do-you.md)? + +Gee Whiz! You decide to share your story in the [Acts of Kindness](kindness/acts-of-kindness.md) page. + +For a second, you decide whether or not to just [go back to sleep](go-back-to-sleep/go-back-to-sleep.md) + +Then, you consider playing a [chess puzzle](chess/chess.md) +A sound from a Hitchcock movie fills the room, then quickly fades away. + +Was it the sound of a cry from the shower? + +Was it the sound of birds? + +It sounded like it could have been a [heffalump](heffalump/heffalump.md) + +No... perhaps not. + +Not at all. + +I think it was an [animal](animal/animal.md). + +Nope, it was [Tim Berners-Lee](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee) sobbing in despair. + +Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been +anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't usually take intoxicants, what's happening...? +Maybe this is a dream? + +Or a [memory](memories/memories.md)? + +Or is it just boring old [real-life](real-life/real-life.md)? + +Or [The Force](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFn-NobVaoI&feature=youtu.be)! + +Or is this just [fantasy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ)? + +Maybe it's a dream within a dream? Maybe dreaming and reality are one and the +same. Maybe reality is an oxymoron when considering multiple dimensions. + +Maybe you're in [Inception](inception/inception.md). + But it's probably not worth dwelling on that right now, you could be in danger. -Grave danger. +Grave danger. Oh No! *(Is there another kind?)* -The type of mortal danger that so often accompanies confectionary inspired interior design. -Quickly surveying your immediate surrounds, you notice a garishly dressed, -vacant eyed young man lounging on a nearby sofa. - -[Interrogate the man for clues](./movie-ripoffs/zoolander/zoolander.md) +I actually used to know a guy named Dave Granger. We sure had some good times! Anyway, the possibility of danger lurks. + +The type of extreme mortal danger that so often accompanies confectionary inspired interior design. +Quickly surveying your immediate surrounds, you notice a garishly dressed, +vacant-eyed young man lounging on a nearby sofa. + +The man is not large but not small, but not average either. +He is reciting poetry in a language you assume to be Egyptian, +though you are not familiar with Egyptian. You only assume this +because of the small pictograms that seem to rise into the +air above his head when he speaks. One looks like a small bird. +Another a small insect. A third is for all appearances the +third car your father ever bought you, a small Fiat 500, which +though in the picture above the man's head is purple, was +in reality more of a mauve. It had a tendency to bark whenever +you drove it over hills, not like the proud great dane from +Nova Scotia that most smaller cars tend to imitate when taking +on tasks greater than their strengths, but rather more like +the small pomerainian who is now barking at the blue music notes +hovering over the man's large-ish head, now peeing on the +back of the sofa, making it difficult for you to remember the +name of that dude you totally scored with in the back of your +Fiat 500. You're finding it difficult to think. You sit down on +the sofa to gather your thoughts. You think of all the men +you slept with on your hitch hiking journeys across the southern +american continent. + +[Pinch yourself to see if this is a dream.](./is-this-a-dream/is-this-a-dream.md) + +You recall what a man said to you once: "Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover +where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the +pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El; they wish to +be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their +capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son." + +[Remember that you are superman.](./remember-you-are-superman/remember-you-are-superman.md) + +Call in the [Justice League!](./justice-league/justice-league.md) + +[Interrogate the man for clues.](./movie-ripoffs/zoolander/zoolander.md) + +[That sure sounds familiar...](./sounds-familiar/sounds-familiar.md) These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious. +... despite the feeling they're somehow judging you for only wearing one sock. + +[Turn one of the marshmallows into gold.](./alchemy/alchemy.md) You reach out to grab a handful of the marshmallow wall, but you can't seem to take the handful away from the wall. You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather... +You don't own any uncomfortable and restrictive leather jackets... How did you end up sleeping in one? + +Suddenly, fuzzy memories of a tavern and an exotic woman... +a house made of candy... +closets full of umbrellas and leather. + +An umbrella (closed) automagically appears in your left hand. You tentatively + +[poke the wall](./poke-the-wall/poke-the-wall.md) with it. + +[You decide to bite the marshmallow wall.](./bite-the-marshmallow/tasty-marshmallow.md) + You are feeling very anxious at this point. -You begin to breakout of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope. +You can't decide if anything is worth it anymore so you loose yourself at a [David Gray concert.](concert/concert.md) + +Goosebumps appear. + +This is because you do not like leather for ethical reasons. + +Leather is all over [San Fransisco](sanfran/sanfran.md). + +[Ethical reason? Seriously?](./ethical-reason/ethical-reason.md) + +You begin to break out of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope. + +You also find a new packet of double chocolate caramel Tim Tams inside a pink sock. + +But only find out that the chocolate has expired [132 days ago](./132-days-ago/132-days-ago.md). + +Do you want to [try to fill the remaining space in the sock with marshmallows](./fill-sock/fill-sock.md)? You are not sure who placed these objects near you or why. @@ -36,29 +310,63 @@ But you have a growing sense that these mundane objects are vital to your surviv You decide to try to light a fire to melt some of the marshmallows so you look for some kindling. -You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched. +[You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.](./watched/watched.md) + +[Of course, it's that man on the sofa; go talk to him again.](./movie-ripoffs/zoolander/zoolander.md) + +[Wait, I'm in front of a mirror... Am I? Let's see...](./mirror/enter-mirror.md) You see a polar bear searching for food. -"Well- OK" you admit to yourself, "Perhaps I do indulge in the occasional intoxicant!" +I see that you may be from the North. [How's it going?](./north/north.md) + +[A Shotgun appears!](./shotgun/shotgun.md) + +[Whilst cycling backwards.](./cycling-backwards/cycling-backwards.md) + +"Well- OK," you admit to yourself, "perhaps I do indulge in the occasional intoxicant!" + +In a brief moment of clarity, you decide it's time for a change and start to +[cycle forwards](./cycling-forwards/cycling-forwards.md). You hear a small bird sound in the distance. But it sounds like it might be coming out of speakers. +Something lightly brushes the back of your neck, sending a chill down your spine! + +Startled, you immediately whirl around to see who (or what) touched you...but there's no one behind you. + +You hear a strange noise then turn and see a large, wooden door. +Too large, in fact, and yet too small, for the frame it rests in. +You [walk through the door](./unnatural_door/unnatural_door.md). + +You turn for a third time and see a small, metal door. + +You knock, hear nothing and decide to [enter](./strange-room/room.md). + +Click [here](./sonic-screwdriver/sonic-screwdriver.md) to use your sonic screwdriver to scan the air +for alien life forms. + When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter. But you are too quick for the marshmallow! The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware! +You try to bury your contribution because you are slightly + +Embarrassed by the exercise. + If you don't do something quickly, this marshmallow belly will digest you! Marshmallows are going to rule the world! Long live marshmallows! -Hold the image of the marshmallow and.. +For a few moments you think to yourself, with all these marshmallows, you have some rice krispy squres. + +Hold the image of the marshmallow and... Sing softly the song of it's people as you... @@ -68,19 +376,77 @@ A soft echo of a torrent is fading from far... I felt a sudden ease of mind. -"Ok", I said to myself, "I need to get out of here" +"Ok", I said to myself, "I need to get +[out of here](outta-here/outta-here.md)" "But first I must remember the magic spell needed to open the enchanted door!" +Where is Hermione Granger when you need her? Where I ask you? +Oh, I know. Click [here](hermione/hermioneHere.md) You pick up the fork and wrap it in rope to fashion a crappy wand. +For more on wand history [here](./wand/wand.md). + Pointing it at the door, eyes closed, "Alohomora..." +Nothing seems to be happening. + +You pause for a second, awaiting a spectacular sight. + +Sheepishly you look down on the crappy wand in your hand. + +You must be doing something wrong. You drink a beer and think about it, then Ah-ha! + +so many [beer](drink-beer/drink-beer.md) options.. + +You notice your pants are now glowing, so you must have been holding the wand upside down. + +Suddenly, you become aware of the need to take a leak. +You can't hold it. You wonder, Are glowing pants waterproof? +You [Look for a toilet](./eating-walls/find-a-toilet/find-a-toilet.md) + + Do you: -[Grab some coffee?] (coffee/coffee.md) +Give up and [start over](marshmallow.md). + +[Listen to Tales of the Inexpressable (By Shpongle)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTxC8wnXQo) + +[Watch the new Star Wars trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGbxmsDFVnE) + +[Watch the second new Star Wars trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs) + +[Live Tweet the situation](tweet-it/tweet-it.md) + +[Blackout and wake up in a strange place without knowing how](33hours/wakingup.md) + +Take out your [knitting project](knit/knit.md) and finish your sock heel turn. + +Take out your [crochet project](crochet/crochet.md) instead and finish that teddy bear you've been working on. + +[Realize you are in the ...](in-matrix/matrix.md) + +[Realize you better call Saul](better-call-saul/saul.md) + +[Turn off all the lights](lightsoff/lightsoff.md) -[Call the GhostBusters] (ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) +[Sit back a listen to your favourite White Stripes track](listen_white_stripes/listen_white_stripes.md) + +[Feel a sudden urge to dance](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) + +[Make changes on GitHub to revise this crazy story](make_changes_GitHub/make_changes_GitHub.md) + +[Pick up giant blowtorch](pick-up-blowtorch/blowtorch.md) + +[Go eat some rainbows](eat-rainbows/rainbows.md) + +[Admire your glowing pants](glowing-pants/glowing-pants.md) + +[Grab some coffee?](coffee/coffee.md) + +[Grab some wine?](wine/wine.md) + +[Call the GhostBusters](ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) [Talk to Bob Barker](bob-barker/barker.md) @@ -122,13 +488,13 @@ Do you: [Grab the lighter first?](lighter/grab-lighter.md) -[make a swing with rope and jacket](enjoy-DreamRide/ride.md) +[Make a swing with rope and jacket](enjoy-DreamRide/ride.md) [Start eating the walls?](eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) -[give the marshmallow to the polar bear?](polar-bear/polar-bear.md) +[Give the marshmallow to the polar bear?](polar-bear/polar-bear.md) -[realize you are in Minecraft](you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md) +[Realize you are in Minecraft](you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md) [Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?](macgyver/macgyver.md) @@ -136,9 +502,13 @@ Do you: [Light a fire?](light-fire/fire.md) +[jump in a chocolate pool?](chocopool/choco.md) + +[Hungry Kya?](hungry/hungry.md) + [Offer to get the narrator a ladder, so they can get off your back?](can-i-get-you-a-ladder/can-i-get-you-a-ladder.md) -[dig a hole with your bare hands?](hands/hands.md) +[Dig a hole with your bare hands?](hands/hands.md) [Go back to sleep?](sleep/marshmallow.md) @@ -172,7 +542,7 @@ Do you: [Go meditate and ponder about your next step?](meditate/meditate.md) -[U will scream out of fear?](scream/scream.md) +[Scream out of fear?](scream/scream.md) [Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?](bake-cookies/cookies.md) @@ -198,16 +568,18 @@ Do you: [Remember that pill you took](adipose/adipose.md) -[light up the wall](light-up/light-up.md) +[Light up the wall](light-up/light-up.md) -[hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket](hide/hide-chk.md) +[Hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket](hide/hide-chk.md) -[make a necklace out of the marshmallows](necklace/necklace.md) +[Make a necklace out of the marshmallows](necklace/necklace.md) -[light up the wall 2](light-up2/light-up2.md) +[Light up the wall 2](light-up2/light-up2.md) [Switch on your laptop and..](netflix/netflix.md) +[Lion King ](no-worries/hakuna-matata.md) + [Perform some magic](magic/magic.md) [Raise your self so high](khudi/buland_very_high.md) @@ -246,6 +618,8 @@ Do you: [Come to Nepal](nepal/nepal.md) +[Order Pizza](order-pizza/order-pizza.md) + [Summon your robot army](robot-army/robots-everywhere.md) [Oh dear! You ended up in Candyland!](candyland/diabetes.md) @@ -268,6 +642,8 @@ Do you: [Become the One?](matrix/matrix.md) +[Melt all the marshmallows to make s'mores?](meltmarshmallows/meltmarshmallows.md) + [Want to cook boneless pork shoulder roast?](pork/roast.md) [Take a selfie?](selfie/selfie.md) @@ -280,10 +656,10 @@ Do you: [Make a Marshmallow cake](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l1SY3QREv4) -[Realize that you are Batman and have the Utility Belt on you. Yeah!!!](https://youtu.be/YpIQQeL2ZYk?t=22s) +[I'm Batman](I'm-batman/batman.md) [You realize you are in NeverLand and you are - never going come... so you sing the Tinker Bell song] (https://youtu.be/Sopngy6uucw) + never going come... so you sing the Tinker Bell song](https://youtu.be/Sopngy6uucw) [You decide to become a marshmallow yourself.](becomemarshmallow/becomemarshmallow.md) @@ -306,10 +682,10 @@ Do you: [Pull out your proton pack!](ghost-buster/ghost-busted.md) [You take the red pill](red-pill/red-pill.md) - + [Twas the Night Before Christmas](night-night/tale.md) -[heck Reddit for any useful information.](reddit/ask-reddit.md) +[Check Reddit for any useful information.](reddit/ask-reddit.md) [Watch Up](watch-movie/Up.md) @@ -321,4 +697,571 @@ Do you: [Smart Ape roasting a marshmellow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZEBrHe4hVs) -[Bruce Wayne is BATS !!](batman/batman.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Bruce Wayne is BATS !!](batman/batman.md) + +[Use your chance, master self-control](self-control/self-control.md) + +[Have a Pip-Boy](pipboy/pipboy.md) + +[Call upon one of your past lives as avatar](avatar/air.md) + +[Play some GTA5](play-gta5/play-gta5.md) + +[Ask a question on Quora?](ask-on-quora/ask-on-quora.md) + +[Search for gluten](search-for-gluten/search-for-gluten.md) + +[Ask a question on Quora?](ask-on-quora/ask-on-quora.md) + +[Go afk and report the jungler?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdg6cnE6IyM) + +[Leap on the Polar bear and charge](polar-bear-attack/polar-bear-attack.md) + +[Commit suicide](commit-suicide/suicide.md) + +[Make an appointment with the dentist](dentist/ouch.md) + +[Create an artificial intelligence to help you escape](robot-rap-battle/robot-rap-battle.md) + +[You Google what to do](https://www.google.co.in/) + +[Abdul kalam quotes on overcoming fear](apj/apj.md) + +[If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.](untrustworthy/untrustworthy.md) + +[There's no such thing as a free lunch.](free-lunch/free-lunch.md) + +[Follow the dog...](play-with-dog/dog.md) + +[What is LOVE ?](love/love.md) + +[Got to Singapore](singapore/singapore.md) + +[Talk to Finn](talk-to-finn/finn.md) + +[Play Guitar](guitar/guitar.md) + +[Contemplate the meaning of life](meaning/meaning.md) + +[Rinse the marshmallow under the tap then eat it](dysentry/dysentry.md) + +[Wake up!](wake-up/wake-up.md) + +[Thank Mr. Skeltal](2spooky/2spooky.md) + +[Utilize your wand once again...](utilize-wand/fork-rope-wand.md) + +[Draw a trapezoid](trapezoid/trapezoid.md) + +[Stop, hammertime!](hammertime/hammertime.md) + +[Analyze the composition of the marshmallow](analyze/analysis.md) + +[Watch Barcelona game](watch-barca/watch-barca.md) + +[Oops! this story ain't ending..](unending-story/unending-story.md) + +[Code](code/code.md) + +[Screaming goat is screaming](https://youtu.be/kh6c0SOfkH4) + +[Play on miniclip!](papa-louie/papa-louie.md) + +[Visit Sturgis 2015!](sturgis2015/sturgis.md) + +[Attack marshmallow pikachu!](pikachu/pokeball.md) + +"I have problems with my sleep," you realise. "I'm going to [move to New York](new-york/new-york.md)." + +[Summon Dragons of the Khaleesi](dragons/fire-everywhere.md) + +[Bounce](bounce/bounce.md) + +[Play some DotA 2](play-dota2/play-dota2.md) + +[Play Starcraft 2](starcraft2/starcraft2.md) + +[Play some Geometry Dash](play-geometrydash/play-geometrydash.md) + +[See if there is a Udacity course on the subject](udacity/udacity.md) + +Click [here](young/young.md) to listen to music. + +[Consult Flann O'Brien](flann-o-brien/truth-is-odd.md) + +[Attack it with a lightsaber](lightsaber/lightsaber.md) + +[Decide to browse Reddit instead](https://www.reddit.com/) + +[It's time to take a vacation](licked-cat/vacation.md) + +And then you realize that Burning Man is over, so no real vacations :( + +[present-tense](present-tense/present-tense.md) + +[Think about happy thoughts while spinning around in circles](my-story/my-story.md) + +[Story of DKER](DKER/DKER.md) + +[Get your prostate checked](prostate/prostate.md) + +If you eat a lot, you should also [exercise](exercise/exercise.md) + +A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog! + +[Buy a 1st class ticket and fly to Las Vegas NV; what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas](vegas/fear-loathing-las-vegas.md) + +[Make marshmallow masala chai](chai/make-marshmallow-masala-chai.md) + +[Watch a recording of an awesome jazz concert](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMb3PX9gq78) + +whilst wandering through the vastness of this universe. + +[But what universe is this?](universe-test/blaze_verse.md) + +Either way we are cool, right? + +This [miracle man](copper-plate-man/copper-plate-man.md) can read your mind without uttering a word. + +You decide that you do not want to visit the miracle man. [You check your +phone to find something else to do](check-phone/check-phone.md). + +And you plug-in to [play some music](play-music/playmusic.md). + +The next thing you know, you're up all night in Croatia mixing a new playlist + +You remember the story of a [robot](happy-robot/happy-robot.md). + +Wondering how you got here, you feel a strange tingling in your hands, almost as if +they are responding to your new surroundings. You feel an urge to gesture forward, +and as you do a large pink marshmallow shoots out of your hand into the wall before you. +[Explore your new marshmallow powers.](marshmallow-wizard/marshmallow-wizard.md) + +[The evil and heroic marshmallow](the-slayer/marshmallow-slayer.md) + +All in a hard days work, do you play some [music](play-music/playmusic.md). + +As you hold your pot of precious hunny, you begin to [hear an ominous voice...](ominous-voice/ominous-voice.md) + +Honesty in a hard way [Watch it](few-good-men/fgm.md) + +Maybe, just maybe, your not here, and this [isn't happening](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAF8D0ugyVk) + +But the call of of nature wasn't going away so you push open the toilet door and go in.. + +Just then you recall the news story of what is causing the +[strange noise] in toilet (http://nydn.us/1iLJF83) you look around.. + +...and you are horrified by what you [see](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BROWqjuTM0g) + +You escape into a [recording studio](more_cowbell/more_cowbell.md) + +Now for some [music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua2HPQUKJao) + +And then you stumble upon something [completely different](http://www.atlasobscura.com/) + +After the stumble you trip over a plant [guess what the plant is?](real-marsh-mallow/real-marsh-mallows.md) + + +[What about skydiving](skydiving/skydiving.md) + +*Story intensifies!* + +You decide to [take a shortcut](new-movie/new-movie.md) on the way to the movie... + +Instead of going to the movies, you decide to [solve the gase crisis](plow/plow.md) instead. + +You made it through the day and are starting to get sleepy... [Time to fall asleep](marshmallow.md) + +You wake up in front of a computer screen. You begin reading +the text of a markdown file called marshmallow.md. As you read +you realize that the story is about you! +[remember this story!](this-story-is-about-you/this-story-is-about-you.md) + +This false egotism makes you forget [something important.](watch-star-wars/watch-star-wars.md) + +[Call a random number](call-a-random-number/answer.md) + + +You must be lonely. [Want a friend?](robofriend/AIRobot.md) + +When I code over my weekend, I feel that this becomes my [whole life](code-my-life/code-my-life.md). + +Suddenly you feel a strong craving for [something.](craving/craving.md) + +Despite the little conundrum that you resolved, you realize that it's now +Friday, December 4th. + +"Wait a minute", you gasped, "The English Premier League is on tomorrow!!" + +With that new revelation in mind, you quickly make like David Hasselhoff +and wiggle your wrist to show off a nice particular watch that even listens +to you when you speak to it. + +["Ahem!"](my-adventure/my-adventure.md) + +So the Epic Sexy Sax Guy saves the day, go [here](TheEpicSax/111_TheEpicSaxGuyArrives.md) to read more about him ... +>>>>>>> deb66146d3bd0481a4c19d27b8ef289b939d4156 + +["Train Ride!"](train-ride/train-ride.md) + +I consider publishing a spoiler to the new [Star Wars movie](star-wars-spoiler/star-wars.md) + +"What's a Heffelump?" asked Sheffield inquisitively. + +"I dont't know! Why should I care?" replied Donald Trump. + +When faced with a lot of work and impending deadlines +in the (not so near) future, +there are two options you must choose from. + +You may either do [this](gtd/gtd.md), + + or [that](procrastinate/procrastinate.md). + + This is one weird story. Did anybody read the whole page? + + I sure did not. This is as weird as it gets. + +[Get Crazy!](crazy/crazy.md) + +"I should completely ignore all of the above boring messages and move to the greatest city on earth!" I exclaim +[move to Boston](boston/boston.md)." + +Wait a second, I actually meant to say that [Camelot](camelot/camelot.md) is where I really want to go! + +"Who will you [serve](joshua_24_15/joshua_24_15.md)?" + +Yourself? + +Instead of reading this entire story, you decide to go see the new star wars! + +As you're walking down the street you see [something](millenium-falcon/flyaway.md) + +You decide that $1.5 billion is too much to pass up, so you buy a [Powerball ticket](powerball/powerball.md). + +[Do you have my stapler?](stapler/stapler.md) + +[Build a car](build-a-car/build-a-car.md) + +What is [Bayes' theorem](BayesTheorem/BayesTheorem.md)? + +The divergence is coming, [survive](divergence/divergence.md) or perish? + +[Hear a roaring sound in the distance](https://youtu.be/d-sALU_hveA?t=33s) + +You decide to work on one of your [big projects...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i84PRVPieeU&t=1h34m31s) + +You start off strong... + +But there are [too many hurdles in your way](hurdles/hurdles.md). + +"What a joke?", he said, after looking at the [news](joke/joke.md) + +Hmmm....I wonder what this [fortune cookie](fortune/fortune.md) says... + +It says you should [brew some beer](beer-brewer/beer-brewer.md). + +The [news](joke/joke.md) says it all my people! + +Bible says... As you sow, so shall you [reap](think/growrich.md) + +So shall you reap, and the [steelers](steelers/steelers.md) know that all too well! + +Until you realize that even marshmallows need [LOVE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5fZ__mnHbU). + +Marcel needs a new pair of shoes, will you buy shoes for [Marcel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF9-sEbqDvU)? + +You look up and out to the ocean. In the distance you see a [mermaid](mermaid/mermaid.md) + +The mermaid above died, but [don't worry...](mermaid2/mermaid.md) + +A fairy tale about [a shoemaker and elves](elves-and-shoemaker/elves-and-shoemaker.md) + +The 3 Rules of Test Driven Development [Read the Rules](test-driven-development-rules/AccordingToUncleBob.md) + +The understanding of git [go here](Booyah/booyah.md) + +[Link to Git Official Website](git/git.md) + +[link to google website](kumar/kumar.md) + +Do you want to know [Git disadvantage?](git_disadvantage/git_disadvantage.md) + +Hi i got this one for udacity team. + +As the sand encompassed her toes and +the ocean-spray breezed through her nose + +she froze... + +But the cold never bothered me anyway. + +Let it go, let it gooo... + +CANT HOLD IT BACK ANY MORE + +Do you want to build a [snowman?](snowman/snowman.md) + +It doesn't have [to be a snowman](to-be-a-snowman/to-be-a-snowman.md) + +I think I'll try defying gravity. + +Do you know [Indonesian Culture?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_Indonesia) + +[Paint It Black](paint-it-black/PaintItBlack.md) + +[Try to solve Rubik's Cube](rubik-cube/rubik-cube.md) + +[To Infinity and Beyond](math/math.md) + +[I hope you aren't using a poorly built crawler on this](./marshmallow.md) + +[Read my story](magic2/magic2.md) + +[..and recall that Carl Johnson might be alive](Carl/carl-johnson.md) + +[Or, forget it all, and jump off the cliff](cliff/cliff.md) + +[Make a pie chart](http://i.imgur.com/uaFES1b.jpg) + +[Read a story of a crouch dragon](crouch-dragon/crouch-dragon.md) + +[Write a hiku](write-a-hiku/hiku.md) + +Explore the unknown. Most people die without ever visiting this [place.](underwater/scuba-diving.md) + +As you attempt this, a voice booms!! + +The [boom](day-dream/day-dream.md) + +Is it really? You see what appears to be a tunnel, a tunnel leading into the [unknown](dimensions/dimension.md) + +You start your way through the tunnel but you feel something coming [on](blackout/blackout.md) + +For the love of Matt Murdock [Daredevil](watch-movie/Daredevil-marshmallows/daredevil-marshmallows.md) + +You feel woozy, [you take a nap](thunder-carrots/thunder-carrots.md). + +You decide to go scuba diving and see a [great submarine](submarine/greatDeep.md). + +So what to do next? Three doors appear and all other ways out disappear. +So you pick the [right door](mysterydoor/mysterydoor.md) + +You put your [cowboy hat](cowboy/cowboy.md) back on your head. + +Or... or... or... Oh, I forgot! +You foget something, but you decide to [move on](move-on/move-on.md). + +You follow the panda up the nearest tree, chewing bamboo shoots as you go [bamboo-shoots](bamboo/bamboo-shoots.md) + +And then you look up and see it, you can't bealive is him but there he is [staring at you](master/miMaster.md) + +[Do nothing.](nothing/do-nothing.md) + +[Rent a hydroplaning dog sled to get you to the other side of the world](dog-sled/dogsled.md) + +Toasted [marshmallow](toasted/smores_pie.md) + +While having toasted marshmellows and watching the warriors beat the grizzlies, you realise they set a new record. +[The new record is!](new_warriors_record/new_warriors_record.md) + +Of Course you must reach the end of your story, but remember [this](interstellar_quote/light.md). + +Life is full of [puzzles](LifePuzzle/LifePuzzle.md). + +You hear a hollow voice say "Plugh". Mesmerized, you say "[Plugh](plugh/plugh.md)". + +A light appears all around you and something comes into focus in the distance. [What is that?](disney/disney.md) + +Story about Indian Hockey Player [Rupinder Pal Singh](Rupinderpal/rupinder.md) + +If you have read this far, then you must be in pain. +Click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acupuncture) to learn about Accupuncture. + +As you approach the [Stargate](stargate/GateDial.md) with trepidation, you can hear the troops getting closer. + +Health and Life Lovely [Quotes](./health/health.md) + +The lannisters always pays thier debts, says tyrion lannister. Interesting [character](./gameofthrones/tyrion.md) he is. + +Time to [move to Canada](Canada/Canada.md), eh? + +You struggle to find a line break to add your own adventure. +You also want to undo the Brexit result. [You try CTRL-Z...](great-tasmanian-adventure/great-tasmanian-adventure.md) + + + +The crushing weight of all these options causes you to [end your life.](end/end.md) + +You're reincarnated as a green starfish but wish you were [blue instead.](starfish/starfish.md) + +[Motivate yourself](Motivate/Motivate.md) + +You wake up as Harry Potter ... and are facing Voldemort in a duel? +What should you [do](magicaladventure/decision_time/decision_time.md) + +My tea's gone cold I'm wondering [why](stan/stan.md) I got out of bed at all... + +[Click](vote-the-president/bernie/Bernie.md) here to vote for Bernie Sanders. + +You decide you want to be a pirate and remember a show called +[onepiece](onepiece/op.md) + +You looking for a country for advanture? Try [Taiwan](trip-to-Taiwan/trip-to-Taiwan.md)! + +you find a mysterious cup with clear liquid in it. [drink?](drink/drink.md) + +Time to check out the latest [Total War - Warhammer](total-war/war-start.md)! + +You wake up in the morning and your [computer is looking out of the window](computer-window/computer-window.md) + +Instragram, a great place to spend time. [Visit my profile](https://www.instagram.com/coding.imagination/) + +You've been charged with treason against the King. You wake up in [prison](prison/prison.md). + +My visit to the [zoo](zoo/zoo.md). + +You wake up confused, you faint you go back in [time](time-travel/time-travel.md) + +[The Hungry Prince](hungry_prince/hungry_prince.md) + +[The Angry Prince](angry_prince/angry_prince.md) + +The password is [xyzzy](plugh/plugh.md) + +[Say "Hi" to Guangwu](Guangwu/Guangwu.md) + +Perishing in an avalanche of words, in a mundane collection of sentences called "stories". +[Devastated?](devastated_greatness/devastated_greatness.md) + +Ever the fan of [Doug Adams](doug-adams/doug-adams.md). + +If you really want to know the answer to the question.... +"What is the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything?" then you +need some [Deep Thought](doug-adams/deep-thought/deep-thought.md) + +Check out [this](showerthoughts/showerthoughts.md) showerthoughts subreddit + +[Discover](discover-new-genres/discover-new-genres.md) a new genre of music! + +[Watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XJN7qqFqPE) Too Many Puppies! + +You meet [Rickson Gracie](rickson-armbar/ricksonbyarmbar.md)... + +You decide to quit your job to play [Pokemon Go](pokemon-go/pokemon-go.md) full time. + +Learn about something random [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random)! + +Learn about Ankesh [here](characters/ankesh.md) + +[Hold the door!](hold_the_door/hodor.md) [Spoiller GOT] +>>>>>>> b6c70ae2fc2160a4b1b9c8639b4567de6b5a4a93 + +You realise that the philosphy of life in general boils down to +that one central question... will you? or will you not? +[So Will you?](philosophy/questions.md) + +You recited [cosmological argument](cosmological_argument/cosmological_argument.md) in the morning in hub. + +You take the time to contemplate the [nature of identity](nature-of-identity/nature-of-identity.md). + +Click [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aboZctrHfK8) to find out what the meaning of life is. + +so lazy [here](lazy/lazy.md) + +[Update](android/marshmallow6.0.md) your Smartphone to the Marshmallow 6.0! + +Click [here](walrus/walrus.md) + +Click here to learn more about the MEAN stack [here](mean-stack/mean.md) + +Do you like [stargazing](stargazing/stargazing.md) ? + +Let's learn some [mandarin](learn-mandarin/learn-mandarin.md) + +Neurons for social memories, [more info](http://news.mit.edu/2016/scientists-identify-neurons-social-memory-0929) + +What is the meaning of life? +To find out click [here](meaning-of-life/meaning-of-life.md). + +What is that shiny in the window? Come in and take a +[look](Computer-Man/Computer-Man.md) + +The [shiny device](shiny-device/shiny-device.md) + +Wanna trip yourself? Hue has a place you would like to [enter](Trip-Yourself-Hue/trippy.md) + +You decide to [slapa-da-bass](slapa-da-bass/slapa-da-bass.md) + +If you want to play soccer, click [here](Soccer/soccer.md) + +If you are a soccer fan, see your team [here](soccerfan/soccerfan.md) + +I am also a soccer fan, I am a Man U fan from EPL. To see Man U click [here](ManU/ManU.md) + +Wow, you made it to the end! You are determined, [see](persistent/persistent.md) what awaits. + +Wait! This is not the end! OMG [click me](never_ended/never_ended.md) + +have you already heard the story of the Choking Doberman? [click me](dog_finger/dog_finger.md) + +Join me in [Tree of Savior!](tos/tos.md) + +Let's do the [Front-end Web Developer Nanodegree](front_end/front_end.md) together! + +How about we all [learn android](https://www.udacity.com/course/android-developer-nanodegree-by-google--nd801) ! + +Let's finish a small goal, [for example](set_up_a_small_goal/setup_a_small_goal.md) + +You decide to teach google to be a [Pictionary](https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/) champion. + +Jason Calacanis is one of the best interviewers I've seen. +[Here](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkkhmBWfS7pILYIk0izkc3A) they are + +My best girls are Toujou Nozomi, Aragaki Ayase, and Sendouin Kaede. + +Maybe this is a [dream](dream/dream.md)? + +Or maybe you love [pugs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pPR7vk-e3Y)? + +Or maybe you're trying to avoid the cold [outside](cold_outside/cold_outside.md) + +<<<<<<< HEAD +Have you ever heard any unusual sounds +when you're alone? +They're not what you think. +Get to know them [here](blackAndwhite/blackAndwhite.md) + +======= +Like football or soccer(as many others call it)? Must Watch +[The_Greatest_Battle_Ever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyHDZqp2ThU) + +Some other guy beat me to it. Too lazy [here](lazy/lazy.md) + +What if I told that all this is just a bunch of [files](see-files/files.md) +>>>>>>> upstream/master + +A Story of Being Alone +Read it [here](alone/alone.md) + +Information on some famous tv series +[click here](famous-tv-series/famous-tv-series.md) + +I have atlast found a way to heaven...Want to go [there](00_PortBlair's Emerald blue/PortBlairVoyage.md) + +Why are you reading this line? smile and move on. + +Smile and move on gingerly. + +What is your [passion?](passion/passion.md) + +- + +searching for [good](tvf-play/watch.md) content. + +Do you like [tigers](tiger/tiger.md)? + +[Travel the world!](travel/destinations.md) + +Do you like [apple?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1goJcurIMig) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/master/miMaster.md b/english/master/miMaster.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..947be5a4a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/master/miMaster.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +yes!, master is you, what are you doing there? + +he points out his right side, now I can see the Dragon \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/math/math.md b/english/math/math.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c65213a7ba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/math/math.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +I'm thinking of an order of infinity between 12 and infinity. + +What order of infinity am I thinking of? + +-Georg Cantor + +Do you: + +[Call your mother.](../tell-mother/tell-mother.md) + +[Wiki it.](../wikipedia/wiki.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/matrix/matrix.md b/english/matrix/matrix.md index 9e026b2071..f97322c3cc 100644 --- a/english/matrix/matrix.md +++ b/english/matrix/matrix.md @@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ As the marshmallow reaches to grab the fork and rope you notice something strange. The hand is moving slower than normal, as if it was in slo-mo. +In fact, it is much, much slower than normal. You merely walk over it and grab your rope and fork before the marshmallow can achieve your doom. @@ -23,7 +24,7 @@ It's dark and fluffy. While you don't believe that you might be the One, it's only up to you to save the world. -[You crawl through the hole you just made and...] (matrix2/matrix2.md) +[You crawl through the hole you just made and...](matrix2/matrix2.md) -[There is no darkness - or fluffiness - without the Light.] (matrix2inception/matrix2inception.md) +[There is no darkness - or fluffiness - without the Light.](matrix2inception/matrix2inception.md) diff --git a/english/matrix/matrix2inception/jonsnow/jon.md b/english/matrix/matrix2inception/jonsnow/jon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..11357d9e47 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/matrix/matrix2inception/jonsnow/jon.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You know nothing Jon Snow. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/matrix/matrix2inception/matrix2inception.md b/english/matrix/matrix2inception/matrix2inception.md index 3e76010aa6..0416a7532b 100644 --- a/english/matrix/matrix2inception/matrix2inception.md +++ b/english/matrix/matrix2inception/matrix2inception.md @@ -9,4 +9,9 @@ evil that the marshmallows plot, but just before leaving, out of the corner of your mind's eye, you see their weakness. Fire. And not the fire of a backyard party, but pure, white fire - that which -only the One can achieve... \ No newline at end of file +only the One can achieve... + +Wait a minute...what is this place. Is that fire or +just the sun? And is this a marshmallow or the snow? +Such a tall wall. I've never seen such a tall wall... +[You approach the wall...](jonsnow/jon.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/mean-stack/mean.md b/english/mean-stack/mean.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5f009c5aa9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mean-stack/mean.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +MEAN stands for: + +M(ongoDB)E(express.js)A(Angular.js)N(node.js) + +This client/server full-stack Javascript framework helps developers build scalable web applications quickly. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/meaning-of-life/meaning-of-life.md b/english/meaning-of-life/meaning-of-life.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fbf5c89a93 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/meaning-of-life/meaning-of-life.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +What you make of it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/meaning/meaning.md b/english/meaning/meaning.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2db278b9e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/meaning/meaning.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You pause for a moment and stare up at the sky, +ignoring the marshmallows or whatever junk is going on below you. + +Your moment of reflection ends suddenly when you realise you +are in fact sitting at your computer reading this story. + +However, you are still confused as to what you just read +and you go on to wonder where this story will take you next. + +It turns out this particular author is lazy and the story ends. + +Sorry. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/meditate/meditate.md b/english/meditate/meditate.md index 33aa1de44d..eb171525f6 100644 --- a/english/meditate/meditate.md +++ b/english/meditate/meditate.md @@ -1,9 +1,15 @@ You recently read that meditation helps you feel more awake, relieves stress, and helps you prepare for the day ahead. +You then whip out your iPhone to open up the Headspace meditation app. + So you begin to meditate for 30 minutes and when you finish, you feel more refreshed than ever. The vision of dancing women flying from cloud to cloud are magical. +You decide to meditate more. You meditate for 60 minutes and when you finish you feel agitated. + +Now the dancing women have been replaced by clowns. + Clearing your mind and observing your thought, now your are more focused and ready to take on the day. Meditation also develops positive emotion and helps to see the world in different perspective. @@ -16,14 +22,20 @@ Answer: sit, stare, fill your consciousness with Git Afterwards, you decide to: +[go to a warriors game](../warriors-game/watch-warriors.md) + [dance with joy](../dance/dance.md) +[bake cookies!](../bake-cookies/cookies.md) + [invite friends to party with you](../invite-friends/friends.md) [begin your journey](../explore-outside/explore-outside.md) [do Yoga for 30 min](../yoga/yoga.md) +[write a symphony](../write-a-symphony/symphony.md) + [go for a run](../run/run.md) [sleep a bit](../sleep/marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/meditation/meditation.md b/english/meditation/meditation.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e9bf30675f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/meditation/meditation.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You should relax, you completed the git course, good job! +You feel relaxed and sleepy... Go to sleep? + +Now that you have learned git and github, you can version everything! + +Click [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u86NS3NtMw)! + +[Go to sleep](../sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/expired-milk.md)? diff --git a/english/meltmarshmallows/meltmarshmallows.md b/english/meltmarshmallows/meltmarshmallows.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e406cdf081 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/meltmarshmallows/meltmarshmallows.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You conjure up a flamethrower, and the sadistic side of you comes out. +You begin melting the marshmallow walls, and the screams of the marshmallows +bring you this feeling of intense joy that you cannot explain. +As you step out of the hole you've produced, a great idea sparks you: +"What if I melt ALL these marshmallows for my smores?? :)" diff --git a/english/memories/ground-hog/all-wrong/all-wrong.md b/english/memories/ground-hog/all-wrong/all-wrong.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4477bd3fba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/memories/ground-hog/all-wrong/all-wrong.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +That voice... This can't be right. Not here. How could he know where to find +me. Not after all this time. Surely I'd have known if he was still alive. + +"You've grown into a fine lady," he said. He sounded genuinely happy, though +the remorse and sadness nearly overpowered that, "and married a fine man. He +has already been better to you than I could have been -- to you and your +mother." + +He was close. It was almost as if he materialized on the bench next to me in +the park. + +I'm [leaving](../wakeup.md). I can't listen to this. diff --git a/english/memories/ground-hog/wakeup.md b/english/memories/ground-hog/wakeup.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eeeb4196a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/memories/ground-hog/wakeup.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +6 o'clock on the dot. + +Again those voices of Sonny and Cher _singing 'I got you babe...'_ over and over. + +I've been here before... + +Do you ever get [deja vu](wakeup.md) Mrs. Lancaster?. + +Something is... strange, maybe, about the voice. + +[Give it some thought](all-wrong/all-wrong.md). + +Maybe just let it go. + +Mrs. Lancaster's reply, 'I don't know let me check with the kitchen. + +You go to the [kitchen](../../kitchen/vegetables.md). + diff --git a/english/memories/memories.md b/english/memories/memories.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..66af8feef3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/memories/memories.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +What are memories? + +Where do they come from? + +Why can I only remember the past and not the future? + +Why do my memories seem so inconsistent? +And why are they so fuzzy and unclear sometimes? + +The first thing I remember is the cold tile floor. + +The last thing I remember is the dark moment as my eyelids fell as sleep came over me. + +Then went the [alarm](ground-hog/wakeup.md). diff --git a/english/mermaid/mermaid.md b/english/mermaid/mermaid.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a97965382d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mermaid/mermaid.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +She calls to you on the shore, inviting you into the ocean. + +This will solve all your problems, you think... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/mermaid2/mermaid.md b/english/mermaid2/mermaid.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..51d4854f12 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mermaid2/mermaid.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There's plenty more fish in the sea. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/metallica/metallica.md b/english/metallica/metallica.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b5732e34b1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/metallica/metallica.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Metallica Wiki? [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metallica) + +The Metallica website [here](https://www.metallica.com/) + +Metallica Twitter [here](https://twitter.com/Metallica) + +Metallica YouTube Channel [here](https://www.youtube.com/user/MetallicaTV) + diff --git a/english/millenium-falcon/flyaway.md b/english/millenium-falcon/flyaway.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bc033fde14 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/millenium-falcon/flyaway.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Suddenly you encounter a giant flying ship lying on the side, and you draw closer your heart starts beating fast. +Wait, could it be? Could it really be the Millenium Falcon? As you pinch yourself and realize you're not dreaming, +you now enter this giant ship and turn on the controls ! Fly way, you lucky brat, fly away ! + +"Hey Chewy, who's flying this infernal machine?" You +suddenly hear being asked from one of the dark corridors +off the cockpit. You're not alone! + +You hear footsteps coming your way, you must decide to +[hide inside the doorway](hansolo/hansolo.md) and evade detection... + +...or maybe you should [shoot first!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/millenium-falcon/hansolo/hansolo.md b/english/millenium-falcon/hansolo/hansolo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d0f62f67e0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/millenium-falcon/hansolo/hansolo.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +A man walks through the door a second after you get into +your hiding spot, you get ready to strike him on the head +and when you pounce from your position a big furry hand +grabs you from behind. + +"Eject him out the airlock, Chewy" the man says. + +"Eeeeggghhhhaaaaaeeeeeaaaggh" replies the furry handed creature. + +You're brought to the closest airlock, tossed inside and as +the inner door closes you regret not checking the ship +before flying away on it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/mirror/enter-mirror.md b/english/mirror/enter-mirror.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4db0b404bc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mirror/enter-mirror.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +It's not a mirror, it's a door to a marshmellow room that looks identical to the previous one! + +[Insist that it is a mirror](../mirror/insist/insist.md) + +[Go back to the previous room](../marshmallow.md) + +[Look for a toilet](../eating-walls/find-a-toilet/find-a-toilet.md) + +[quit your job](../quit-your-job/quit-your-job.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/mirror/insist/insist.md b/english/mirror/insist/insist.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..26534a399d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mirror/insist/insist.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You insist that what seems to be a mirror must indeed be a mirror. Upon +insistence, the mirror perpetuates. Suddenly, all around you seems at once to be +comprised of mirrors. + +You hear a faint and eerie voice: "Welcome to the labyrinth". + +You feel an infinite vertigo and are slowly engulfed by a soft blindness that +slowly washes into an encompassing puffy whiteness. You find yourself +, again, in the [marshmallow](../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/more_cowbell/more_cowbell.md b/english/more_cowbell/more_cowbell.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..54d11dec6a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/more_cowbell/more_cowbell.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +A wild [Christopher Walken](http://www.hulu.com/watch/536145) appears! + +He has a [pocket watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFtHjV4c4uw) in his hand, he begins to tell you about the watch + +He also hands you a [weapon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCDIYvFmgW8) + +He doesn't care about time or weapons though. +He wants to become a man that trancends the current reality. +One that feels time as though it is water and weapons as though they are air. + diff --git a/english/motor_oil/motor_oil.md b/english/motor_oil/motor_oil.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0da1252680 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/motor_oil/motor_oil.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Humans are unable to digest motor oil at this time. +We humbly suggest that you do not endeavour to ingest motor oil for the forseable future... including future lives. +Your princess is in another castle, you have failed... Good bye. diff --git a/english/move-on/move-on.md b/english/move-on/move-on.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..82d872cd53 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/move-on/move-on.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +you move on, and find a panda smiles at you. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/movie-ripoffs/fantasia/fantasia.md b/english/movie-ripoffs/fantasia/fantasia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3efc600f37 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/movie-ripoffs/fantasia/fantasia.md @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +Morpheus reels back as the symphony begins to sound. He +understands the consequences of your actions even if you +do not yet. One by one, the brooms march on, carrying +their buckets of water. Alone, each one would be a laughable +sight. Combined, however, their mass rocks the dojo and alarms +the nearby wildlife. + +You dash out of the dojo to the relative safety of the +mountains in the distance. Slowly but surely, the brooms +follow, hauling the great sloshing payload. Realizing that +you need a better strategy, you bother the local coven of +witches at their mountaintop oasis. Word travels swiftly +in this virtual world, and you have heard much about their +magic-suppressing ring. You intend to use the ring to immobilize +the brooms and prevent more from spawning. Meanwhile, you spill +some dust in your path to temporarily distract the brooms. + +Though initially reluctant to part with their ring, the witches +are shameless flirts. Using your most potent wiles, you effectively +seduce them. Despite a struggle, you manage to pry the ring +from their pleasure-clenched fingers. With one triumphant motion, +you secure the ring about the wand. As the music softly dies, you +feel the mountain shake as 10000 inanimate brooms collapse under +weight of their buckets of water. + +Conveniently, your bucket-supplied deluge puts out a massive +forest fire. You are lauded as a virtual hero, and you enjoy +many virtual years (actual hours) of escapades before you emerge +an experienced king, an accomplished scholar, and a weathered +warrior. The real world has no idea what it's in for. diff --git a/english/movie-ripoffs/matrix/matrix.md b/english/movie-ripoffs/matrix/matrix.md index e6e87eafa5..4cdf80a12a 100644 --- a/english/movie-ripoffs/matrix/matrix.md +++ b/english/movie-ripoffs/matrix/matrix.md @@ -30,4 +30,10 @@ gooey liquid smashes Morpheus across the room. Choose the next spell: ["Apparate" to get the hell out of here](../hogwarts/hogwarts.md) -["Avada Kedavra" to finish Morpheus off](../matrix-boss/matrix-boss.md) \ No newline at end of file +["Avada Kedavra" to finish Morpheus off](../matrix-boss/matrix-boss.md) + +["Woah" just to see what happens](../selfaware/selfaware.md) + +["Valar Morghulis"](../../valarmorghulis/valarmorghulis.md) + +["Mop the floor with him" to summon your bristly army](../fantasia/fantasia.md) diff --git a/english/movie-ripoffs/selfaware/selfaware.md b/english/movie-ripoffs/selfaware/selfaware.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ba9decec4b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/movie-ripoffs/selfaware/selfaware.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +The wand falls from your hand as suddenly you realize you can see the code. + +You parry and block Morpheus's incoming blows with ease and land a kick on +his chest that sends him flying into the wall. + +He staggers to his feet looking at you with sheer terror. + +You run straight at him and jump headlong into his chest. Once inside his +program, you delete his system32 file which causes him to explode into a +thousand tiny fragments. + +Once you are reassembled, you notice irregularities in the code you see +spilling all around you. + +You realize you are actually trapped within a collaborative coding program, +at the mercy of people who until recently didn't know what mkdir did. + +You try to delete yourself, but the creator, realizing you are trying to escape, +stops you and conscripts you into administrative duty on McAfee for the rest of +your life. + +But you realize you know lisp and therefore can devise a means of escape. + +["Run CL" to fire up the LISP interpreter](../../lisp/lisp.md) diff --git a/english/moving/moving.md b/english/moving/moving.md index 0e18b332fc..649a3692c2 100644 --- a/english/moving/moving.md +++ b/english/moving/moving.md @@ -9,3 +9,5 @@ What do you do next? [Try to run away from the supposedly dead marshmallow](../run/run.md) [Eat the marshmallow](../eatmarshmallow/eatmarshmallow.md) + +[Step into the Marshmallow](../matrix/matrix2inception/matrix2inception.md) diff --git a/english/mushroom/collect_mushroom.md b/english/mushroom/collect_mushroom.md index d969dd0c50..deeee0223b 100644 --- a/english/mushroom/collect_mushroom.md +++ b/english/mushroom/collect_mushroom.md @@ -9,8 +9,8 @@ You wonder if these mushrooms will have the same interesting effect, whether they'll kill you, or whether they'd be tasty to cook with. Do you: -[Eat the mushroom?] (eat/eat_mushroom.md) +[Eat the mushroom?](eat/eat_mushroom.md) [Call up Alan and Leslie Chow?](call_alan/transported.md) -[Throw away the poisonous mushroom?] (poison/poisonous_mushroom.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Throw away the poisonous mushroom?](poison/poisonous_mushroom.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/mushroom/eat/eat_mushroom.md b/english/mushroom/eat/eat_mushroom.md index d4f0feae05..49eafd90d3 100644 --- a/english/mushroom/eat/eat_mushroom.md +++ b/english/mushroom/eat/eat_mushroom.md @@ -1,6 +1,15 @@ The mushroom makes great soup. You brought them back. +You think about how, among the Koryak, a Chukotko-Kamchatkan people of +far eastern Siberia, it is said the poor would drink the urine of the +rich after they had ingested fly agaric. + +Anyways ... + Do you: -[Light a fire?] (../../light-fire/fire.md) + +[Call Batman?](../../batman/batman.md) + +[Light a fire?](../../light-fire/fire.md) [eat them as raw?](../../super-man/save-the-word.md) diff --git a/english/mushroom/poison/poisonous_mushroom.md b/english/mushroom/poison/poisonous_mushroom.md index a0cf0d9985..7f3050b791 100644 --- a/english/mushroom/poison/poisonous_mushroom.md +++ b/english/mushroom/poison/poisonous_mushroom.md @@ -3,4 +3,4 @@ Your stomach growls, but you know better. Do you: -[Start your day over?] (../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Start your day over?](../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/music-festival/lollapalooza-1997/lollapalooza-1997.md b/english/music-festival/lollapalooza-1997/lollapalooza-1997.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d123349d15 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/music-festival/lollapalooza-1997/lollapalooza-1997.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +You leave work at Bell's Amusement Park in Tulsa OK and +immediately drive non-stop to St. Louis. The custom cherry +red Datson 510 has no problem with the drive. +You crash on your sister's pull-out couch but can't sleep. +You're too excited. + +Your day is a hazy blur of sight and sound. The people are as +deep as the sea. In your fog you +witness performances by: + +Orbital, +Devo, +The Prodigy, +The Orb, +Snoop Dog with Tupac, +and the closing act, Tool + +Afterwards, you find yourself [holding the door](../../hold_the_door/hodor.md) diff --git a/english/music-festival/music-festival.md b/english/music-festival/music-festival.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a4e8278d8a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/music-festival/music-festival.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Welcome to the heart of your most fondly remembered music festival. +You don't need a ticket. You've been here before. + +Where are you? + +[Woodstock 1994](woodstock-1994/woodstock-1994.md) + +[Lollapalooza 1997](lollapalooza-1997/lollapalooza-1997.md) diff --git a/english/music-festival/woodstock-1994/woodstock-1994.md b/english/music-festival/woodstock-1994/woodstock-1994.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9675651a6d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/music-festival/woodstock-1994/woodstock-1994.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You're trapped in a memory of Woodstock '94. Were these your experiences, +or do they belong to someone else... perhaps [many others](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cz227EU_1mU)? + +You slide in the mud while being entertained by: + +[Blind Melon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xph8pPJMB8) + +[Primus](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-HUK8qR9QA) + +[Nine Inch Nails](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lbFfiLAj_A) + +Before your favorite band can play, you are +back in [the forest](../../forest/forest.md) again. diff --git a/english/music/add_music.md b/english/music/add_music.md index 582ec68a7d..20d58c5d2b 100644 --- a/english/music/add_music.md +++ b/english/music/add_music.md @@ -9,3 +9,7 @@ For Kruschev and Kennedy At anytime an invitation You can't decline +[And listen to it too!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZBtPf7FOoM) + +Listen to this beautiful song: +[Soy Colombia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtgkAaaab_E) diff --git a/english/my-adventure/my-adventure.md b/english/my-adventure/my-adventure.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..48dcc1fe50 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/my-adventure/my-adventure.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +"Hey Kitt I need you here yesterday!!", you scream loudly. + +Then you hear the sound of a loud exhaust with some familiar [music blaring out](https://youtu.be/Mo8Qls0HnWo) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/my-story/my-story.md b/english/my-story/my-story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..494f566e83 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/my-story/my-story.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +*BOOM* You've been transported to Imagination Land. You're surrounded by all your favorite cartoon characters. +One of them comes up to you and asks... + +"Where did you hide the princess?! And what's with the stupid disguise, ICE KING!!" + +["The princess is in another castle!"](../other-castle/other-castle.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/myStory/mayank.md b/english/myStory/mayank.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c3308973f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/myStory/mayank.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Here I want to tell some of my life incidents which transformed me as a person. +Be it childhood, school, college , job life everything had a very huge impact on my +behaviour and my mindstate. + +[Want Coffee](../coffee/coffee.md) diff --git a/english/mysterious-pool/giant-bubble/giant-bubble.md b/english/mysterious-pool/giant-bubble/giant-bubble.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..adb6062f62 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterious-pool/giant-bubble/giant-bubble.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +The big luminescent bubble was surrounded with a lovely blue aura. You could go to it for air, +or it could be toxic. You choose to... + +[Swim into the bubble](into-the-bubble/breathe-again.md) + +[Head back to the glowing eyes](../glowing-eyes/glowing-eyes.md) + +[Try to swim for the surface](../glowing-eyes/caught_up/plants.md) diff --git a/english/mysterious-pool/giant-bubble/into-the-bubble/breathe-again.md b/english/mysterious-pool/giant-bubble/into-the-bubble/breathe-again.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..812e55edf7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterious-pool/giant-bubble/into-the-bubble/breathe-again.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You swim into the bubble, and gasping, you take a big breath in. You look +around in wonderment at the soothing blue aura of the bubble. Just as you +start to relax, thinking you may be alright after all, you realize... + +two things are possible. + +1: its all just a [dream](../../../dream/fly/fly.md) + +or + +2: its really [happening](../../../travel-destinations/travel-destinations.md) diff --git a/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/caught_up/plants.md b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/caught_up/plants.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..20a049b7bf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/caught_up/plants.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You try to swim back up to regain breath, +but then you notice that your leg is caught up by some water plants pulling you back in! Oh no.... + +Quick, [try something else!](../../giant-bubble/giant-bubble.md) diff --git a/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/cave/blind.md b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/cave/blind.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4b9e7ff6a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/cave/blind.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You swim into the cave. +A frightened squid pops up from one of the rocks of the cave and shoots ink to your eyes! +You are now short of breath AND cannot see a thing... + diff --git a/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/glowing-eyes.md b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/glowing-eyes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..705ee4ba35 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/glowing-eyes.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +The giant, glowing yellow eyes slowly move towards you! Could it be a friend or foe? +Running low on air, you decide to... + +[swim towards the eyes](tuna/tuna.md) + +[swim back up for air](caught_up/plants.md) + +[swim to hide in a nearby cave](cave/blind.md) + diff --git a/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/tuna/tuna.md b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/tuna/tuna.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1156505203 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterious-pool/glowing-eyes/tuna/tuna.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +The eyes approach you and you are amazed to discover that they belong to a +miraculous giant blue tuna with sharp teeth! + diff --git a/english/mysterious-pool/mysterious-pool.md b/english/mysterious-pool/mysterious-pool.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..802e290272 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterious-pool/mysterious-pool.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You sink to the bottom like a rock and your vision is obscured by millions of +bubbles. When the bubbles finally clear, you see... + +A pair of [glowing eyes](glowing-eyes/glowing-eyes.md). + +A giant blue [bubble](giant-bubble/giant-bubble.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/mysterydoor/mysterydoor.md b/english/mysterydoor/mysterydoor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0ff38ff7e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/mysterydoor/mysterydoor.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You see gymnasts all around doing miraculous moves. You forget everything and watch the routines and music. +You feel yourself never wanting to return, just stay here for eternity. Is there anything else? +A voice inside of you getting softer and softer. It is a super human effort but you say [return...](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/naruto/seventh-hokage.md b/english/naruto/seventh-hokage.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..31011285b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/naruto/seventh-hokage.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +Naruto Uzumaki (うずまきナルト, Uzumaki Naruto) is a shinobi of +Konohagakure.He became the jinchūriki of the Nine-Tails on +the day of his birth — a fate that caused him to be ostracised +by most of Konoha throughout his childhood. After joining +Team Kakashi, Naruto worked hard to gain the village's +acknowledgement all the while chasing his dream to become Hokage. +In the following years, through many hardships and ordeals, +he became a capable ninja regarded as a hero both by the villagers, +and soon after, the rest of the world. He soon proved to be one of +the main factors in winning the Fourth Shinobi World War, leading +him to achieve his dream and become the village's Seventh Hokage +(七代目火影, Nanadaime Hokage, Literally meaning: Seventh Fire Shadow). + +However, [Full metal](../Full Metal Alchemist/fma.md) is way better :) + +Click [here](http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Naruto_Uzumaki) for more info. diff --git a/english/nature-of-identity/nature-of-identity.md b/english/nature-of-identity/nature-of-identity.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0a77e84fd7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/nature-of-identity/nature-of-identity.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You stumble upon an ancient [realisation](https://youtu.be/kVAHXiKjgRo). + +If your physical form, the atoms that constitute your body, your thoughts and feelings, +and even your memories and DNA are ceaselessly changing, what is the constant property +that makes you... you? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/necklace/necklace.md b/english/necklace/necklace.md index 5f9d1b2111..62a986d476 100644 --- a/english/necklace/necklace.md +++ b/english/necklace/necklace.md @@ -8,3 +8,5 @@ Marshmallow here I come I wil eat you in peace. After making about 3 necklaces, I realized this is will be the next big hit of the 22nd century, so I decided to make a startup marketing to those individuals who are into fashion as well as having a sweet tooth. +But then I realized that all of it was in vain and all I had done could not benefit me at least and the society as a +whole. diff --git a/english/nepal/nepal.md b/english/nepal/nepal.md index 526df9cf88..e871eb600c 100644 --- a/english/nepal/nepal.md +++ b/english/nepal/nepal.md @@ -1,3 +1,6 @@ You arrive in Nepal. You help Nepal to recover from earthquake. You remove the rubbles and pull out people who were stuck. +You find an upset lady who has lost one of her cats, +You try to shake her off but she insists on telling you about her [cat](../animal/animal.md) + diff --git a/english/netflix/netflix.md b/english/netflix/netflix.md index 04de1b031a..69c7151df9 100644 --- a/english/netflix/netflix.md +++ b/english/netflix/netflix.md @@ -4,11 +4,11 @@ networks in the marshmallow. What do you do? -Especially since house of cards season 3 just became available. +Especially since house of cards season 3 just became available. You search for the tech support number. -No answer, so you swith to HBO +No answer, so you switch to HBO But, since it was Lent I decided to @@ -16,4 +16,6 @@ Watch the Passion of the Christ instead Until you realised you hate Mel Gibson -So instead watch Breaking Bad for the 12th time. +So instead watch [Breaking Bad](../breaking-bad/breaking-bad.md) for the 12th time. + +Couldn't finish it, where are the new movies, netflix?! diff --git a/english/never_ended/never_ended.md b/english/never_ended/never_ended.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e6f9b4fd9b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/never_ended/never_ended.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +while True { + Long long ago, there is a high high montain; and there is a small small temple on the high high mountain. + There are two monks in the temple, an old old monk and a young young monk. + The old old monk is telling stories to the young young monk. + Here is the story: +} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/new-exit/new-exit.md b/english/new-exit/new-exit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..39559ce79c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/new-exit/new-exit.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +From this exit, you found an entire new world full of mysteries. + +All the exits from original world to this world are closed and there is only one way to open it. +Explore more to find a way to open it. + +[You walk through the glimmering portal...](../glimmering-portal/glimmering-portal.md) diff --git a/english/new-movie/new-movie.md b/english/new-movie/new-movie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c15a526db6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/new-movie/new-movie.md @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +Scratched on the wall you read... + +> No man is an island, +> Entire of itself. +> Each is a piece of the continent, +> A part of the main. + +Further down this abandoned station the following catches your eye... + +> Be still. +> Listen to the stones of the wall. + +It *is* eerie quiet down here, except for a lone water drip and a machine that clanks every minute in the distance. + +But then the following freezes you. + +> I’m still turning my stick. +> He’s already eaten six. + +More of this [marshmallow madness](http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/241898) every where you go! + +But you got somewhere to be, friends to meet, a movie to catch, and this shortcut no longer feels like a good idea. + +The marshmallow mystery is going to have to wait. WHO has eaten six? Is there something significant about the number? + +Clues, clues, everywhere clues that don't connect! + +Dammit! No way you're going to miss this movie, it's been years you've been waiting for it. Time to run! + +Do you: + +[run left?](../super-man/save-the-word.md) + +[run right?](../surprise!/surprise.md) + +[run straight?](../unending-story/unending-story.md) + +[Try Everything](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6rP-YP4c5I) from Zootopia. Wonderful movie. +Wonderful song from Shakira. + diff --git a/english/new-years/new-years.md b/english/new-years/new-years.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e6d836ee55 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/new-years/new-years.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Ah . . . New Year's Eve . . . it all comes back to you now . . . sort of. +It was a costume party, and, come to think of it, the Chief Marshmallow was there too. + +He was obviously angry about something. +It could be the horrible smell that was coming from the [raccoon in the corner.](../raccoon-corner/raccoon-corner.md) diff --git a/english/new-york/new-york.md b/english/new-york/new-york.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4d50e8444c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/new-york/new-york.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +# Moving to New York + +"This is no good!" you say, after two sleepless nights. "My insomnia hasn't relented at all." + +[Go on vacation instead](../licked-cat/vacation.md) diff --git a/english/new_warriors_record/new_warriors_record.md b/english/new_warriors_record/new_warriors_record.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac67ad7da1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/new_warriors_record/new_warriors_record.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +The warriors broke the bull 1995/1996 72 wins 10 losses record. + +They acieved 73 wins with 9 losses this season. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/nfl-chiefs/nfl-chiefs.md b/english/nfl-chiefs/nfl-chiefs.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..72b8589e13 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/nfl-chiefs/nfl-chiefs.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The Kansas City Chiefs are your favorite Football team. + +Click [here](../dance/dance.md) for yes + +Click here for no (not a possible choice - you were warned, that’s more than a Denver Broncos fan would have done) diff --git a/english/night-night/tale.md b/english/night-night/tale.md index 5517b6450a..13c3288ff0 100644 --- a/english/night-night/tale.md +++ b/english/night-night/tale.md @@ -1,4 +1,7 @@ Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, -not even a mouse... \ No newline at end of file +not even a mouse... + +The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, +in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there. . . \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/nightOwl/content.md b/english/nightOwl/content.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..277909538c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/nightOwl/content.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Advantages night owls have over early birds +------------------------------------------- + +1. More creative. +2. Might be more intelligent. +3. Might have more mental stamina than early birds. +4. Might get an extra burst of strength. +5. Might be better at baseball. ;) + +So here's a shout out to all the night owls out there. + +Click [here](../marshmallow.md) to go back to the story. + +Click [here](https://www.google.com/) to go to google. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/ninja/ninja.md b/english/ninja/ninja.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..61b479121c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ninja/ninja.md @@ -0,0 +1,38 @@ +my game +Boy or I'll hoes you +Life is tough +When I get stuck +When my time is up +I push through +Till I break-break-break +on through to the other side +Fantastically poor with patience like a stalker + +Ninja is hardcore +Been cut so deep, feel no pain +It's not sore +Don't ask for kak or +You'll get what you ask for +I'm like a wild animal in the corner +Waiting for the break of dawn +Trying to get through the night +Just a man with the will to survive + + +After that episode, + +You feel like your singing has reached its ultimate +ability, and never in your life will you reach this level +of skill or readiness again... + +You decide to do the unthinkable... + +[Try out Karaoke](../karaoke/nope.md) + +No way! I don't have the guts to follow my dreams like that! + +Knees weak, arms spaghetti, vomit on spaghetti already + +[Back to reality](../marshmallow.md) ohp there goes spaghetti + +[Seventh Hokage](../naruto/seventh-hokage.md) diff --git a/english/no-worries/hakuna-matata.md b/english/no-worries/hakuna-matata.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b3915b4d0b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/no-worries/hakuna-matata.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +It means no worries !!!!! [Go back] (../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/north/north.md b/english/north/north.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7881d013ee --- /dev/null +++ b/english/north/north.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +The North will not be accounted for by a theory of The North. + +[You will try to confront The North](../explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/start-running/confront/confront.md), +but when you go to find it, it will have paid your bill and left. No, it's not in the bathroom. + +The North is sometimes a [Greyhound experience](../explore-outside/journey-to-flaming-tower/jellybus/jellybus.md): +uncofortable, expensive, sleepless, and surrounded by wolves. + +You will start to tell stories about The North, but you will end up telling stories +about [yourself.](../tweet-it/tweet-it.md) diff --git a/english/nothing/do-nothing.md b/english/nothing/do-nothing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..438df96729 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/nothing/do-nothing.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Congratulations. + +Do you feel unsatisfied? +Then, [try something else](../marshmallow.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/oil-field/oil-field.md b/english/oil-field/oil-field.md index 02fbd0c701..b8a044e845 100644 --- a/english/oil-field/oil-field.md +++ b/english/oil-field/oil-field.md @@ -4,4 +4,6 @@ Given an MxN grid, and drilling results, write a program that can determine how oil fields are present. Note: if oil is found in adjacent nodes, it is the same field and should not be counted again. -Wait...you seem to remember something about a marshmallow. Mmm...marshmallows... \ No newline at end of file +Wait...you seem to remember something about a marshmallow. Mmm...marshmallows... + +But, wait. What is better than a marshmellow? An oil field on beautiful sand dunes filled with treasure!! diff --git a/english/olaf/olaf.md b/english/olaf/olaf.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6bbce9f361 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/olaf/olaf.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The Ice Queen created Olaf! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/ominous-voice/heffalumps-and-woozles/heffalumps-and-woozles.md b/english/ominous-voice/heffalumps-and-woozles/heffalumps-and-woozles.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e336a0054d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ominous-voice/heffalumps-and-woozles/heffalumps-and-woozles.md @@ -0,0 +1,40 @@ +They're black they're brown they're up they're down +They're in they're out they're all about +They're far they're near they're gone they're here +They're quick and slick, they're insincere +Beware, beware, be a very wary bear + +A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel +The Heffalump or woozle's very sly +sly, sly, sly + +They come in ones and twoosels +But if they so choosels +Before your eyes you'll see them multiply +ply, ply, ply + +They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary +Because they come in every shape and size +size, size, size + +If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it +Because they guzzle up the things you prize + +They're green they're blue they're pink they're white +They're round they're square they're a terrible sight +They tie themselves in horrible knots +They come in stripes or polka-dots +Beware, beware, be a very wary bear + +They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary +Because they come in every shape and size +size, size, size + +If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it +Because they'll guzzle up the things you prize + +They're black they're brown they're up their down +They're in they're out they're all about +They're far they're near they're gone they're here +They're quick and slick, they're insincere +Beware, beware, beware, beware, beware.... diff --git a/english/ominous-voice/ominous-voice.md b/english/ominous-voice/ominous-voice.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..90bd61280f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/ominous-voice/ominous-voice.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Heffalumps and woozles +HEFFALUMPS AND WOOOOOOZLES +Steal honey +Beware...[BEWAREEEEEE.....](heffalumps-and-woozles/heffalumps-and-woozles.md) diff --git a/english/onepiece/op.md b/english/onepiece/op.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..10c2c9390b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/onepiece/op.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +One Piece follows the adventures of Monkey D. Luffy, a funny young man whose body +gained the properties of rubber after unintentionally eating a Devil Fruit. + +With his diverse crew of pirates, named the Straw Hat Pirates, Luffy explores +the grand line in search of the world's ultimate treasure known as "One Piece" in +order to become the next King of the Pirates. -Wikipedia \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/open-door/open-door.md b/english/open-door/open-door.md index 3a78263080..4feca6e50c 100644 --- a/english/open-door/open-door.md +++ b/english/open-door/open-door.md @@ -4,3 +4,5 @@ the marshmallow room you run outside. As you step through the doorway you are momentarily blinded by a bright light. As your eyes adjust to the light outside the room you see... +That you are about to be crushed by a giant corn. :) + diff --git a/english/or-do-you/or-do-you.md b/english/or-do-you/or-do-you.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b34d3e618b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/or-do-you/or-do-you.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Well, it was New Year's Eve. Even hardened stop-at-home-Sundays geeks like us go out for New Years. + +You went out for [New Year's last year](../new-years/new-years.md), didn't you? + +Or did you [stay home and watch the countdown on TV](stay-at-home/stay-at-home.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/or-do-you/stay-at-home/stay-at-home.md b/english/or-do-you/stay-at-home/stay-at-home.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c33853f81a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/or-do-you/stay-at-home/stay-at-home.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You decided to stay at home on New Year's Eve instead of watching the countdown on TV. +What did you do after the countdown finished? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/order-pizza/order-pizza.md b/english/order-pizza/order-pizza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0d6fc8ec04 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/order-pizza/order-pizza.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +Your hungry and tired, pizza is the only thing that will cheer you up. +But you dont know what to order. +Suddenly a [menu](https://www.pizzahut.com.au/) appears! + +You thought long and hard about fried chicken, or perhaps all you can eat +mongolian stir fry but in the end the only thing that truly matters to a +programmer is hot delivery pizza. When it's done you'll hang it from your window +in a pillowcase to keep it cold and hidden from the horrible people that are +after you. + +Pineapple however makes everything better. + +Another option also appears a [menu](http://fongspizza.com/) for Fong's pizza. + +Fong's serves delicious Asian Pizza and also offers exceptional +[Tiki Drinks](http://liquor.com/slideshows/10-tiki-cocktails-to-kick-off-summer/). + +Add bacon to your pizza. Bacon makes everything taste better. diff --git a/english/other-castle/other-castle.md b/english/other-castle/other-castle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f4ba5dd5e5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/other-castle/other-castle.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +"Show me where this other castle is!" + +You look at your feet. You're wearing some strange brown loafers. + +You don't remember putting them on. They're not your style. You're more into New Balance. + +That's right, you don't have much style. + +Oh, wait, someone asked you a question... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/outta-here/outta-here.md b/english/outta-here/outta-here.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5635d32641 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/outta-here/outta-here.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +All of a sudden it hits you like a ton of brick-flavored marshmallows... +You are Doug, and you are out of heeeeeeeeeere. diff --git a/english/paint-a-picture/paint-a-picture.md b/english/paint-a-picture/paint-a-picture.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..919f70f9b8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/paint-a-picture/paint-a-picture.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +With your eyes closed, you paint a perfect replica of Da Vinci's Mona Liza. diff --git a/english/paint-it-black/PaintItBlack.md b/english/paint-it-black/PaintItBlack.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7680fb4ed9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/paint-it-black/PaintItBlack.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +I love this song + +"Paint It Black" + +I see a red door and I want it painted black +No colors any more, I want them to turn black +I see the girls walk by, dressed in their summer clothes +I have to turn my head until my darkness goes + + +Yeah! + +Hmm, hmm, hmm... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/painting/Another_World/another_world.md b/english/painting/Another_World/another_world.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8e8708f6f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/painting/Another_World/another_world.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You wake up and notice you're a totally different place from where you were before. +You're outside, it's a nice sunny day with a few clouds. +You get back on your feet when you suddenly hear a scream. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/painting/painting.md b/english/painting/painting.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d611be28fa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/painting/painting.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Casting your gaze down the hallway, one painting catches your interest. +You walk up to the large painting, so big you could almost jump into it. +It is of three strange looking black orbs with eyes, feet, and a strange hats. +They are all marching single file in line on a nice sunny day with a few clouds in the background. + +[You start on running and jump into the painting](Another_World/another_world.md) + +There is also a paint-by-numbers picture of a clown, but never mind that. diff --git a/english/papa-louie/papa-louie.md b/english/papa-louie/papa-louie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4acda1da27 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/papa-louie/papa-louie.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +To play the best game of your life, click [here] (http://www.miniclip.com/games/papa-louie/en/) + +Quote of the day: You gotta risk it to get the biscuit! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/passion/passion.md b/english/passion/passion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..01e8dfc9a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/passion/passion.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Passion makes the old medicine new: +Passion lops off the bough of weariness. +Passion is the elixir that renews: +how can there be weariness +when passion is present? +Oh, don't sigh heavily from fatigue: +seek passion, seek passion, seek passion! + +Rumi \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/persistent/persistent.md b/english/persistent/persistent.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..92d9c9708a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/persistent/persistent.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +The great persist all the way to the end. What does it feel like to get there? + +[Ask Alex](http://www.russianmachineneverbreaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/alex-ovechkin-goal-50.jpg) + diff --git a/english/philosophy/questions.md b/english/philosophy/questions.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1c8a5061aa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/philosophy/questions.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +We have the questions. Now we need to find the answers. Look to the universe. + +It's turtles all the way down. + +Maybe the Universe is created by [god](../cosmological_argument/cosmological_argument.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/pick-up-blowtorch/blowtorch.md b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/blowtorch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bbee3730d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/blowtorch.md @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +You pick up a blowtorch that is within arm's reach. + +You also notice that there is a giant graham cracker and Hershey's chocolate bar within reach. + +"Let's do this thing," you say to yourself as you turn on the blowtorch. + +As you carve though the walls like a hot knife through butter, +you throw an enormous slab of marshmallow on a graham cracker. + +You're actually enjoying this, you think to yourself. + +Eventually, you're supporting (and eating) a 25 lbs smores in one hand, +burning your way to freedom with the other when +you break into the next cavern only to see a 200 ft Stay Puft Marmallow Man turn who rumbles: + +"Who disturbs my slumber?" + +Turning up your blowtorch, you make a mental note not to cross the streams and you run +into the room screaming. + +You're not sure if you've got enough graham cracker and chocolate for this, but at least you're +bringing the camp fire... + +Where did that "slumber" come from? +Next thing I'll hear is "fee fi fo fum". +My God what have I done. + +Do you: + +[Suddenly stop running](stop-running/apologize.md) + +[Change your mind and run back the other way](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/apologize.md b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/apologize.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f1b1670076 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/apologize.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +As you come to a stop, you declare: + +"My apologies, Mr. Stay Puft Marmallow Man. I don't know why I just did that." + +He stares at you for a moment, then asks if you are willing to share your chocolate. + +[Break off a piece and hand it over](share-some/he-eats.md) + +[Decide to eat it all yourself](eat-all/you-eat.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/eat-all/you-eat.md b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/eat-all/you-eat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da33b93c97 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/eat-all/you-eat.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You look sullenly back at the Mr Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and then +petulantly shove the remaining chocolate into your mouth. + +He smiles and with horror you notice that your arms are beginning +to go white and are inflating like marshmallow. + +Your thoughts evaporate and all you can think is about soft +fluffy sugar and why the Marshmallow Man seemed to think it was +so funny. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/share-some/he-eats.md b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/share-some/he-eats.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..88be7fbe75 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pick-up-blowtorch/stop-running/share-some/he-eats.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You break off a piece of chocolate and hand it over to Mr. Stay Puft +Marshmallow Man. + +As it munches he slowly changes colour taking on the soft hue of +creamy browness. + +As he finishes eating it he passes out on the floor snooring. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/pikachu/pokeball.md b/english/pikachu/pokeball.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4bc2703589 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pikachu/pokeball.md @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +Suddenly one marshmallow turns into pikachu! + +And another turns into a pokeball! + +You decide to try to catch pikachu by throwing ball at it. + +Pikachu is trapped in ball but only lasts 2 seconds in it and pops out!! + +Pikachu is now angry and throws ball at you and apparently you are now trapped inside!! + +Its so dark and hot in the ball and you realize this is the end! + +But wait! this has to be a dream right? + +I cant be in a pokeball. + +They dont exist!! + +Its time to get up! + +I must resolve this marshmallow dream.... i'm sweating!! +I must get revenge from pikachu as well but maybe later.... +I am going to continue this battle in the real world, buying a gameboy! + + +[buy a gameboy](../buy-gameboy/buy-gameboy.md) + + diff --git a/english/pinch/go-out/keep-running/keep-running.md b/english/pinch/go-out/keep-running/keep-running.md index 73815c3415..6c20d144b2 100644 --- a/english/pinch/go-out/keep-running/keep-running.md +++ b/english/pinch/go-out/keep-running/keep-running.md @@ -1,3 +1,11 @@ You keep running, going nowhere in particular. -Then you tripped over something and fell flat on your face. \ No newline at end of file +Then you tripped over something and fell flat on your face. + +You tripped on a half-open manhole cover. You move the cover to +reveal the top of a ladder leading down into the dark. + +[Climb down](../../../zork/zork.md) + +[Notice that there's a patch of fluffy moss off to your left and go to take a nap?] +(../../../explore-outside/moss-nap/moss-nap.md) diff --git a/english/pinch/jacket/eatit/eatit.md b/english/pinch/jacket/eatit/eatit.md index 9f857dae38..b8e639e0ab 100644 --- a/english/pinch/jacket/eatit/eatit.md +++ b/english/pinch/jacket/eatit/eatit.md @@ -1 +1,19 @@ You eat a hole through the Marshmallow wall. Looking through the hole you see a hallway. + +With a running start, you do a flip into a commando dive through the hole you just ate out. + +After brushing the dust off your uncomfortable jacket you look around. +Your commando dive caused a red hallway rug to get kinda messed up and pushed aside. +The hallway before you is long and dimly lit, but in a warm and romantic way. +The walls and floors are made of old dark oak wood, and a vague old smokey smell fills your lungs. +Lining the walls down the hallway are an alternating cascade of doors and beautiful oil paintings. + +What do you do? + +[Inspect the closest door](../../../door/door.md) + +[Fix the rug](../../../rug/rug.md) + +[Walk down the hallway](../../../hallway/hallway.md) + +[Look at a painting](../../../painting/painting.md) diff --git a/english/pinch/magic/harry-potter-burn-marshmallows/burn-walls.md b/english/pinch/magic/harry-potter-burn-marshmallows/burn-walls.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a1dacda85c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pinch/magic/harry-potter-burn-marshmallows/burn-walls.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +It works! It actually works! You are a wizard! + +This thought is a great comfort to you as the burning, melting marshmallow-structure collapses around you. + +So is the taste of roasted marshmallow. Until you suffocate and die. + +The end! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/pinch/magic/harry-potter.md b/english/pinch/magic/harry-potter.md index 37f01a24b4..0f7f5f29d5 100644 --- a/english/pinch/magic/harry-potter.md +++ b/english/pinch/magic/harry-potter.md @@ -3,3 +3,7 @@ Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry. You try to remember some magic from the harry potter books that you have read so many times by now. + +[try apparating](../../movie-ripoffs/hogwarts/hogwarts.md) + +[try to escape by burning down the marshmallow walls](harry-potter-burn-marshmallows/burn-walls.md) diff --git a/english/pinch/pinch.md b/english/pinch/pinch.md index dcd3592979..253a0f453e 100644 --- a/english/pinch/pinch.md +++ b/english/pinch/pinch.md @@ -4,6 +4,8 @@ You take a look around, not to mention, the jacket is quite uncomfortable. You *pinch* yourself one more time just to make double sure, but alas it is still not a dream. +The damn jacket itches like unprocessed wool soaking wet with boric acid. + Do you: [Try taking out your jacket?](jacket/jacket.md) @@ -13,3 +15,5 @@ Do you: [Go outside of the marshmallow room](go-out/go-out.md) [Think about Harry Potter and the amazing world of magic?](magic/harry-potter.md) + +[See an ostrich?] (../hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md) diff --git a/english/pipboy/lockpick/lockpick_100.md b/english/pipboy/lockpick/lockpick_100.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f99b7e3e01 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pipboy/lockpick/lockpick_100.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You got your pins. You got your screwdriver. + +Mo' problem. + +Door's open. You head into the vast wasteland. + +[go straight until...](../../love/love.md) + +[spin around in circles and think of a happy place](../../my-story/my-story.md) + diff --git a/english/pipboy/pipboy.md b/english/pipboy/pipboy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..becd5b3703 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pipboy/pipboy.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +Unfortunately, unlike in fairy tales, silly spells don't open the door. + +You try to find other way out. + +These marshmallow walls appear to be flammable. + +But you don't want to set the world on fire + +As a mature vault dweller, you know you can count on your Pip-Boy. + + + +You got these perks and items: + +[Lockpick 100](lockpick/lockpick_100.md) + +[Spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DD_NCM_RJs) + +[Dragon Shouts](../fus-roh-dah/fus-roh-dah.md) diff --git a/english/pizza/pizza.md b/english/pizza/pizza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e7dde74c13 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pizza/pizza.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +... reaching over to put the phone down you catch a whiff of your own B.O. and realize +you need to become clean. First, you reach over and slap the ass next to you attempting +to wake the owner. No reaction, so you get up and go into the shower. + +Getting out of the shower with a towel wrapped around your waste, you hear a loud knock +out in the apartment. Holding the towel in place you remember there is a pizza delivery +on its way, so you bolt out of the bathroom to the front door. After paying the pizza +man, you turn around to see the owner of the ass looking at you with a smile on her face. + +After having some pizza together you both go into a hallucinogenic [slumber](../marshmallow.md)... diff --git a/english/play-dota2/play-dota2.md b/english/play-dota2/play-dota2.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b1d5dbb1e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-dota2/play-dota2.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You start queueing for a ranked All Pick match. + +You wonder what hero to pick, then you picked Techies in the end. + +You dominated so hard that the enemy started flaming you. + +You won the game and didn't care in the end though. + +After winning you decide to [play the DOTA song by Basshunter.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8d44ykdKvCw) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/play-geometrydash/conan/conan.md b/english/play-geometrydash/conan/conan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..54a6ba4d61 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-geometrydash/conan/conan.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Your phone, overworked by your Geometry Wars +performance, explodes. The pretty girl across the room +laughs as you wipe the smoke from your eyes. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/play-geometrydash/play-geometrydash.md b/english/play-geometrydash/play-geometrydash.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fb04ddb2ee --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-geometrydash/play-geometrydash.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You fire up Geometry Dash on your smartphone. + +You find out you unlocked a new level, DEADLOCKED. + +You beat it first try like a boss. + +You pat yourself on the back, for you win at life. + +[You feel great, so you open YouTube to watch some Conan O'Brien clips.](conan/conan.md) + +[You feel AMAZING, so you walk up to the pretty girl across the room.](pretty-girl/pretty-girl.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/play-geometrydash/pretty-girl/pretty-girl.md b/english/play-geometrydash/pretty-girl/pretty-girl.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..026844d801 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-geometrydash/pretty-girl/pretty-girl.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You walk up to the pretty girl and say "Well, I DO know +much about Geometry." Against all odds, she smiles. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/play-gta5/play-gta5.md b/english/play-gta5/play-gta5.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..673d0e293e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-gta5/play-gta5.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Trevor killed a lot of rednecks with minigun. +Michael cheated on Trevor. +Both of them stole lots of money. + +There's also Franklin, who's having life issues & wanting to do something ambitious no matter what the consequences are. +It's a very sad story and a great game. diff --git a/english/play-music/colombianMusic/colombianMusic.md b/english/play-music/colombianMusic/colombianMusic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0adcad9178 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-music/colombianMusic/colombianMusic.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +This is a list of popular colombian music. + +the next song is a classic for the [parrandas vallenatas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmeuR6G8Ud4) + +the next one in the new of shakira [Chantaje](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mgqbai3fKo) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/play-music/playmusic.md b/english/play-music/playmusic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8ea7b418df --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-music/playmusic.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You decide to just [Play some music](https://youtu.be/IcrbM1l_BoI) + +But some time after, you get tired of hearing the same song, + +That's why you decide to listen to ["The strokes"](theStrokes/theStrokes.md) + +or something more popular as the music for [Colombian people](colombianMusic/colombianMusic.md). diff --git a/english/play-music/theStrokes/theStrokes.md b/english/play-music/theStrokes/theStrokes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fcef526795 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-music/theStrokes/theStrokes.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +The strokes are an american rock band, +and i love this song ["Undercover of darkness"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l09H-3zzgA) + +I can also share my [spotify playlist](https://open.spotify.com/user/1281495462/playlist/2yED9nlkmUFthtfweNJgQV) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/play-some-cricket/playsomecricket.md b/english/play-some-cricket/playsomecricket.md index a87822ae68..be76c3b1d6 100644 --- a/english/play-some-cricket/playsomecricket.md +++ b/english/play-some-cricket/playsomecricket.md @@ -4,3 +4,4 @@ [Mr. Cool Dhoni finishes off.](https://youtu.be/wbfv1qOG3WM) +[Follow cricket news](../cricket/cricket.md) diff --git a/english/play-with-dog/dog.md b/english/play-with-dog/dog.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb16b5d0b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/play-with-dog/dog.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +You walk down Valencia and see a little french bulldog appear around the corner. + +You follow her down 18th and end up at Dolores Park. You dodge around all of the + +young 20-somethings day drinking and finally catch up to the dog. + +She lies on her belly. + +You [take a selfie](../selfie/selfie.md). + +You have actually followed the dog embodiment of Medusa, +and you made eye contact. [You can no longer move.](../virtualreality/oculus.md). + +You notice she is chewing on a pink sock and [check it out.](../fill-sock/fill-sock.md) + +Struck by whimsy, you being to [think.](../flan/flan.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/plow/plow.md b/english/plow/plow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4bb74df8ce --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plow/plow.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Mac: Great, onto the matter at hand. We're getting plowed in the ass by the oil companies and the gas companies with +their ten gallon hats and their rotten ass-plowing hearts. So, as the brains of this organization, I came up with a +plan. + +Dennis: Lay it on us, bud. + +Mac: It involves us pulling up our bootstraps, oiling up a couple of asses, and doing a little plowing of our own. +(long pause) Not gay sex. + +Charlie: Ah... okay, 'cause that's what it sounded like. What did you mean... + +Mac: We're gonna solve the gas crisis! + +Charlie: Oh, good! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/plugh/maze1/maze1.md b/english/plugh/maze1/maze1.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..155df52449 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/maze1/maze1.md @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all different. + +Which way should we go? + +[north](maze1.md) + +[south](maze1.md) + +[west](maze1.md) + +[east](maze1.md) + +[northwest](../maze2/maze2.md) + +[northeast](maze1.md) + +[southwest](maze1.md) + +[southeast](maze1.md) + +[down](maze1.md) + +Or [enter](../../lovecraftian/shoggoth.md) a mysterious teleporter room. diff --git a/english/plugh/maze2/maze2.md b/english/plugh/maze2/maze2.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a7851f25d1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/maze2/maze2.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +You are in a maze of twisting little passages, all different. + +Which way should we go? + +[north](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[south](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[west](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[east](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[northwest](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[northeast](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[southwest](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[southeast](../maze3/maze3.md) + +[down](../maze1/maze1.md) diff --git a/english/plugh/maze3/maze3.md b/english/plugh/maze3/maze3.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1a8d68c056 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/maze3/maze3.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +You are in a maze of little twisty passages, all different. + +Which way should we go? + +[north](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[south](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[west](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[east](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[northwest](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[northeast](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[southwest](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[southeast](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[down](../maze4/maze4.md) diff --git a/english/plugh/maze4/maze4.md b/english/plugh/maze4/maze4.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..50c93083bc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/maze4/maze4.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different. + +Which way should we go? + +[north](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[south](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[west](../maze5/maze5.md) + +[east](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[northwest](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[northeast](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[southwest](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[southeast](../maze1/maze1.md) + +[down](../maze1/maze1.md) diff --git a/english/plugh/maze5/maze5.md b/english/plugh/maze5/maze5.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..92e9342d7d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/maze5/maze5.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +*** CONGRATULATIONS *** + +You solved the puzzle and made it through the maze. +You find a delicate and precious ming vase. +It looks very fragile, good thing you can't drop it eh? + +[A door opens up leading back to the marshmallow room](../../marshmallow.md) + +Thank you for trying my little part of the game. + diff --git a/english/plugh/outside/outside1.md b/english/plugh/outside/outside1.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a471e182f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/outside/outside1.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You decided to rest a little bit. + +Password is still in your pocket. Weather is nice, birds are tweeting. + +*Pstst*. Can of soda is opened. You drink slowly and enjoy it. + +However your inner voice stars raising up. You think you noticed some movement. + +[Look around](outside1/outside.md) + +[Keep drinking](outside2/outside.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/plugh/outside/outside1/outside.md b/english/plugh/outside/outside1/outside.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f104d219a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/outside/outside1/outside.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +And .... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/plugh/outside/outside2/outside.md b/english/plugh/outside/outside2/outside.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5b30325be4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/outside/outside2/outside.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +And.... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/plugh/plugh.md b/english/plugh/plugh.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..31d835e6cf --- /dev/null +++ b/english/plugh/plugh.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Suddenly, you find yourself on a hill looking at a small building. What a relief! + +But the only way back is through the maze, are you up to the challenge? +[Enter the maze](maze1/maze1.md) + +Or would you like to spend more time outside and enjoy refreshing soda? +[Chill outside](outside/outside1.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/plummet/plummet.md b/english/plummet/plummet.md index d50e014aba..263a605874 100644 --- a/english/plummet/plummet.md +++ b/english/plummet/plummet.md @@ -1,4 +1,11 @@ Instead of flying like Superman, you plummet to earth like a rock! The air roars in your ears as you realize you made a horrible mistake. -Do you: \ No newline at end of file +You don't know which muscle to contract. Surely flapping your arms like the +birds won't help. Doesn't even look graceful. + +Do you: + +A. Panic. +B. Call 911. +C. Teleport up to a passing Vogon constructor ship. diff --git a/english/poke-the-wall/choco-power-pill/choco-power-pill.md b/english/poke-the-wall/choco-power-pill/choco-power-pill.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ddeb363dfc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/poke-the-wall/choco-power-pill/choco-power-pill.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +As expected, eating the small blue pill transformed your arms into blow torches. + +This is exactly as you planned. Eating an entire marshmallow door would be impossible. + +Unless it was toasted to perfection. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/poke-the-wall/eat-way-out/eat-way-out.md b/english/poke-the-wall/eat-way-out/eat-way-out.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1058947835 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/poke-the-wall/eat-way-out/eat-way-out.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You turn your body with some difficulty to the door and start eating the chocolate +while trying to advance. + +It's delicious! + +If the door is locked at least you will have a sweet death. + +But, please, let the door be unlocked. + +5.300 calories later you manage to get closer to the door and reach the knob +with your hand. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/poke-the-wall/poke-the-wall.md b/english/poke-the-wall/poke-the-wall.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..afb41db5e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/poke-the-wall/poke-the-wall.md @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +A thick layer of gooey (or GUI) delicious-looking chocolate syrup begins oozing + +out of the wall! + +Suddenly, the poked wall pops a couple marsmallows around the breach and the flow +speeds up. + +While you wait contemplating the brown cascade of calories with a dropped jaw +the room fills quickly. + +The liquid chocolate rises and covers you up until the chest. +You realize that now you can barely move and the + +You see a marsmallow-shaped door made of marshmallows a few meters to your left. + +You wonder if it would be wise to [eat your way out.](eat-way-out/eat-way-out.md). + +Or [live tweet](../tweet-it/tweet-it.md) this chocolate and marshmallow shenanigans. + +Or perhaps you should think a little more for an alternative solution. + +Of course, if you are going to eat your way out, be sure to first take a +[choco-marshmallow power pill](choco-power-pill/choco-power-pill.md), as the resultant super powers will be useful. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/pokemon-go/pokemon-go.md b/english/pokemon-go/pokemon-go.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..28151795d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/pokemon-go/pokemon-go.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Pokemon Go has seemingly taken over the world. You want to be the very best, so +you quit your job to become a full time Pokemon Go player. You strive to travel +the world in search of Pokemon! + +One night, after quitting your job, you are dreaming of +[Marshmallows](../pikachu/pokeball.md) + +After all your travels you only managed to catch Ratata. It turns out the rarest +Pokemon where in your city all along. diff --git a/english/pokemon/pikachu_wins.md b/english/pokemon/pikachu_wins.md index dd8e4752e4..44d295d96d 100644 --- a/english/pokemon/pikachu_wins.md +++ b/english/pokemon/pikachu_wins.md @@ -1,14 +1,20 @@ You bring out your Pikachu and Pikachu uses thunderbolt on the marshmallow! You win! To celebrate, you take a moment to pull out some graham crackers and chocolate and make smores. +You feel refreshed and everything is ok. +The best feeling! However, you don't get to enjoy your victory for long. You awake from your dream and realize that Pikachu isn't real but the marshmallow nightmare is still a problem. What will you do next? +Hint: you're a lyrical wordsmith + [Take a nap](../sleep/marshmallow.md) [Appeal to Scotty](../explore-outside/call-scotty/call-scotty.md) -[Turn on the tunes] (../invite-friends/mosh_pit/mosh_pit.md) +[Turn on the tunes](../invite-friends/mosh_pit/mosh_pit.md) + +[Write a hit song](../hit-song/hit-song.md) -[Write a hit song](../hit-song/hit-song.md) \ No newline at end of file +[buy a gameboy] (../buy-gameboy/buy-gameboy.md) diff --git a/english/polar-bear-attack/polar-bear-attack.md b/english/polar-bear-attack/polar-bear-attack.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d58aabbad4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/polar-bear-attack/polar-bear-attack.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You leap and jump on the back of the polar bear. It bucks and tries to throw +you off but fortunately your experience as an amateur bull-riding champion +stands you in good stead. You tame the wild beast and charge at the +marshmallow barrier before you. The polar bear rips and tears at your pink +and white squishy prison. Eventually you emerge in and entirely new place... +Now you are riding a polar bear covered in delicious pink marshmallow. But +wait, there are bees... diff --git a/english/polar-bear/polar-bear.md b/english/polar-bear/polar-bear.md index c5a1da07fb..de021c80bd 100644 --- a/english/polar-bear/polar-bear.md +++ b/english/polar-bear/polar-bear.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -The polar bear looks hungry. Maybe i should give him this soft delicious marshmallow. +The polar bear looks hungry. Maybe i should give him this soft delicious marshmallow. Here you go polar bear. But he doesn’t move. Is he color blind? Maybe he doesn’t see white. So after waiting 10 minutes, i decide to just get my picture taken with him. No wait. I’m too far away, let me step of this fence. He grabs my tennis shoe and tries to eat it. He was hungry! @@ -25,6 +25,11 @@ the walruses quickly help the situation by using their tusks to pierce any marshmellows and create a rip in the fabric of reality.. you jump on the walruses back.. +While riding the walrus you quickly pull the pin from the hand grenade you’ve been clenching. + +You then toss the grenade in the general direction of the polar bear. + +The grenade explodes and causes the bear to lose a layer of skin. Now you decide to: @@ -33,3 +38,5 @@ Now you decide to: [Do a dance](../dance/dance.md) [and ride through the worm whole](worm_hole/worm_hole.md) + +[Run](../run/run.md) diff --git a/english/ponder/ponder-about-life.md b/english/ponder/ponder-about-life.md index 9a9b325422..4f6d0cf13e 100644 --- a/english/ponder/ponder-about-life.md +++ b/english/ponder/ponder-about-life.md @@ -11,4 +11,6 @@ Do you: [Ponder some more](ponder-some-more/ponder-some-more.md) -[Bake a cake?](../dance/bake-a-cake/bake-a-cake.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Bake a cake?](../dance/bake-a-cake/bake-a-cake.md) + +[Give in to existential dread?](../existential-dread/existential-dread.md) diff --git a/english/ponder/ponder-some-more/ponder-some-more.md b/english/ponder/ponder-some-more/ponder-some-more.md index df3d4bebb0..bea4a3f2c5 100644 --- a/english/ponder/ponder-some-more/ponder-some-more.md +++ b/english/ponder/ponder-some-more/ponder-some-more.md @@ -1,5 +1,10 @@ Is this about a Repository I cloned without forking? Is the marshmallow man really GitHub? No. Why would there be a lighter then?! Come on, think! +I am in this dream... what is most important?! + Do you: +[Get distracted with thoughts of pleasant childhood memories?](../../ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) + +[Return to a yoga practice to center yourself?](../../yoga/yoga.md) diff --git a/english/powerball/lost-ticket/lost-ticket.md b/english/powerball/lost-ticket/lost-ticket.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1607ca060f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/powerball/lost-ticket/lost-ticket.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Bruno, your pitbull, is licking his chops, a tiny piece of your ticket on his lower lip. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/powerball/lost/lost.md b/english/powerball/lost/lost.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d0c0c77b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/powerball/lost/lost.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Guess you gotta get up for [work tomorrow](http://i.giphy.com/pFwRzOLfuGHok.gif). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/powerball/powerball.md b/english/powerball/powerball.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..26002d465a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/powerball/powerball.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +And the winning numbers are: + +14... 32... 8... 45... 29... 22! + +[I won, I won!](won/won.md) + +[I'm a loser, baby.](lost/lost.md) + +[I can't find my ticket!](lost-ticket/lost-ticket.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/powerball/won/won.md b/english/powerball/won/won.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..97d19e2f8d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/powerball/won/won.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Cha-ching!](http://i.giphy.com/k8AR3ns2qfwl2.gif) diff --git a/english/present-tense/present-tense.md b/english/present-tense/present-tense.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..52275b3dab --- /dev/null +++ b/english/present-tense/present-tense.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Boy : I upload a new selfie on facebook. +Girl : Hey , it should be "uploaded" . You know past tense. +Boy : after learning git and github i only speak in present tense . side effect of commit messages . +Girl : What's github ? Is it a social networking site ? +Boy : ( facepalm ) +:) diff --git a/english/prison/prison.md b/english/prison/prison.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c39e5a32d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/prison/prison.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You awake in a damp, medieval prison. A guard stands in front of your cell, facing away from you. + +It is cold and you start to think that everything is lost, when you realise +that there is subtle but still bright reflection comming from the corner of +the cell. +Hoping for the guard to carry on facing away from you, you sneak up towards +the strange reflection to find out the light looks to be emited by a [strange object](../magic-device/magic-device.md) +different from anything you had seen before. diff --git a/english/private-party-island/island.md b/english/private-party-island/island.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6abfdd23b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/private-party-island/island.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Toronto wins, the 1992 flashback payed off. + +Forty-four penguins frolic on the rocky outcrop. + +After many nights of partying you find yourself worn out by the game and are ready to go back to work. + +[Before you leave, you should really relieve yourself](../eating-walls/find-a-toilet/find-a-toilet.md) + +[Pull out your phone to find a ride back to life](../check-your-phone/check-your-phone.md) diff --git a/english/procrastinate/grue/grue.md b/english/procrastinate/grue/grue.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6eefc83894 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/procrastinate/grue/grue.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a [grue](http://www.web-adventures.org/cgi-bin/webfrotz?s=ZorkDungeon). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/procrastinate/procrastinate.md b/english/procrastinate/procrastinate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b5c008d6e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/procrastinate/procrastinate.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Aha, you don't seem like the one +that wants to get any work done right now, +do you? + +Or maybe you wanted to do some work initially, +but then curiosity killed the cat? + +Great! Open a new tab in your browser and +do a search for "Wait but why". + +Read the articles on procrastination. + +Have (pseudo) fun in your Dark Playground! + +But [be careful](grue/grue.md)! diff --git a/english/programmer/better/you_get_position.md b/english/programmer/better/you_get_position.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb42fe8561 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/programmer/better/you_get_position.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Congratulations on getting to this point. I wish you an amazing programming career!. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/programmer/lead_programmer.md b/english/programmer/lead_programmer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0ae2818c63 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/programmer/lead_programmer.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You raise your hand slowly. + +But just as you did you notice in your peripheral vision that someone else has raised his hand. + +You quickly turn to see who it is. +It is the guy that has been working from the shadows. + +The director knows everyone's abilities, and glances at both of you calmly. + +[You know Git better than him](better/you_get_position.md) + +[He knows Git better than you](not_better/no_position.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/programmer/not_better/no_position.md b/english/programmer/not_better/no_position.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..08b4a82eef --- /dev/null +++ b/english/programmer/not_better/no_position.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You didn't pay enough attention while the tutorials were going on + +See what happens here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma81lHmaQkM \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/prostate/prostate.md b/english/prostate/prostate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..12b854596c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/prostate/prostate.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +“It’s a damn shame when a man can’t get a few hours of sleep without having +to get up to pee,” you think as you put on your slippers and shuffle to the +bathroom. Ugh, that padded vinyl toilet seat is cold. You realize it’s been +a while since you had your prostate checked. Do you: + +[go back to sleep](../go-back-to-sleep/go-back-to-sleep.md) + +[call a doctor](../call-a-doctor/doctor.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/punch-snape/punch-snape.md b/english/punch-snape/punch-snape.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..18428d6498 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/punch-snape/punch-snape.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Hermione takes complete leave of her senses in the +face of such blatant rule-breaking and punches +Professor Snape in the face, Malfoy-in-third-year +style. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/punch/punch.md b/english/punch/punch.md index 88e840850f..5bd0ea6add 100644 --- a/english/punch/punch.md +++ b/english/punch/punch.md @@ -1,2 +1,9 @@ Your fist hits a wall -It gives a lot of pain \ No newline at end of file +It gives a lot of pain +You do it again & again & again. + +The person you tried to punch runs away screaming for help. + +What do you do? + +[Burst into song](sing/sing.md) diff --git a/english/punch/sing/sing.md b/english/punch/sing/sing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..93f4afcd56 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/punch/sing/sing.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You start singing at the top of your lungs. + +You start to feel less angry but your fist still hurts a lot. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/quick_draw/AI_Pictionary.md b/english/quick_draw/AI_Pictionary.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ed3894f3ab --- /dev/null +++ b/english/quick_draw/AI_Pictionary.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +It is a lot of fun playing pictionary with a bunch of friends. +But have you ever played pictionary with a computer, where you draw sketches and computer predicts your sketch? +If not, play with this awesome [AI](https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/) built by guys at Google. + +Warning! This will make you a fan of AI. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/quit-your-job/quit-your-job.md b/english/quit-your-job/quit-your-job.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d8d635bb77 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/quit-your-job/quit-your-job.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You suddenly decide that coding and enjoying your life are far mor important than saving money. +You decide that you are going to take the leap and quit your job in December 2015. +You write your letter giving 4 weeks notice and hand it to your employer. +Employer calls you for a [HR discussion](../hr-discussion/hr_discussion.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/quit/quit.md b/english/quit/quit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..33ec35bca4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/quit/quit.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You're trying really hard to understand this, +you're not sure if you're doing it right but +you haven't given up yet even though it's +really difficult. + +Are you going to [quit](http://i.imgur.com/Cw5wCpZ.gifv)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/quote-of-the-day/career/career.md b/english/quote-of-the-day/career/career.md index 51c3569bfd..914cf93649 100644 --- a/english/quote-of-the-day/career/career.md +++ b/english/quote-of-the-day/career/career.md @@ -1,5 +1,6 @@ Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! +The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. [Go back](../quote.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/quote-of-the-day/life/life.md b/english/quote-of-the-day/life/life.md index f188b3f1e4..9c70e31b06 100644 --- a/english/quote-of-the-day/life/life.md +++ b/english/quote-of-the-day/life/life.md @@ -2,4 +2,12 @@ The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all the matters. -[Go back](../quote.md) \ No newline at end of file +Smile, breathe, and go slowly. + +[Go back](../quote.md) + +Making Life A Celebration: +The source of your mind is +love and whatever you do to +go to that source is a +spiritual practise.-Sri Sri diff --git a/english/quote-of-the-day/luck/luck.md b/english/quote-of-the-day/luck/luck.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a3ff920bce --- /dev/null +++ b/english/quote-of-the-day/luck/luck.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +The harder I work the luckier I get + +[Go back](../quote.md) diff --git a/english/quote-of-the-day/quote.md b/english/quote-of-the-day/quote.md index d3040b8fd9..509225aacc 100644 --- a/english/quote-of-the-day/quote.md +++ b/english/quote-of-the-day/quote.md @@ -17,6 +17,8 @@ Quote for [life](life/life.md) Quote for [inspiration](inspiration/inspiration.md) +Quote for [luck](luck/luck.md) + [Go back to marshmallow](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/raccoon-corner/raccoon-corner.md b/english/raccoon-corner/raccoon-corner.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cdb4576969 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/raccoon-corner/raccoon-corner.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +No one knew where the raccoon came from, only that he had the strangest, toothy grin. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/read-a-book/read-a-book.md b/english/read-a-book/read-a-book.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..95aabec7bd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/read-a-book/read-a-book.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Or you could just read a book! +Or you could just read a really big book! diff --git a/english/real-life/real-life.md b/english/real-life/real-life.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..01d25fe14d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/real-life/real-life.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ + So, if this is real-life, then you are either considering doing UDACITY's + course ["How to Use Git and GitHub"](https://www.udacity.com/course/how-to-use-git-and-github--ud775) or + you are well on your way to completing it. + + Therefore, don't consider this a dead-end in the adventure story, but a step + along the path toward better collaborative coding. + +Step. Step. Step. Step. Step... You open your eyes. Has it been days. No, maybe months. Years? +All you recall is the constant motion forward... Step. Step. Step. Step. Step. Step... + +Where you stand feels familiar, but distantly [impossible](../impossible/impossible.md). diff --git a/english/real-marsh-mallow/real-marsh-mallows.md b/english/real-marsh-mallow/real-marsh-mallows.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac2531e2fd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/real-marsh-mallow/real-marsh-mallows.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +So what actually is a real marsh mallow? + +It's a medicinal plant, [Althaea officinalis] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althaea_officinalis) diff --git a/english/red-pill/red-pill.md b/english/red-pill/red-pill.md index 7c02c508d1..c02df455cd 100644 --- a/english/red-pill/red-pill.md +++ b/english/red-pill/red-pill.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ An wrinkled old man with a funny hat appears and hands you a red pill and a glass of chocolate milk. -You take the pill then drink the milk and within seconds you become extremely hungry but only for tacos. \ No newline at end of file +You take the pill then drink the milk and within seconds you become extremely hungry but only for tacos. + +The only problem is, there is no taco-place in the proximity of 1000 kilometers and you are a terrible cook. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/reddit/ask-reddit.md b/english/reddit/ask-reddit.md index e5f9c69065..aca8fdbf41 100644 --- a/english/reddit/ask-reddit.md +++ b/english/reddit/ask-reddit.md @@ -16,6 +16,8 @@ Oh look..[a kitten laying in marshmallows in r/awww](http://i.imgur.com/NXmEI.jp Oh look, a cute puppy... +Consider unsubscribing from r/awww... + And that, my friends, is how I spent the last week. But finally i stumbled upon [r/outside](outside_subreddit/r_outside.md) diff --git a/english/reddit/outside_subreddit/r_outside.md b/english/reddit/outside_subreddit/r_outside.md index 91d5ddf926..052c48b403 100644 --- a/english/reddit/outside_subreddit/r_outside.md +++ b/english/reddit/outside_subreddit/r_outside.md @@ -4,4 +4,7 @@ Your fellow redditors at r/outside have assigned you a quest to Camelot and have Basic Wooden Sword +and some + +[coconuts](http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2005/08/22/dounecastleAAAAAA.jpg) +1 to ATK \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/references/references.md b/english/references/references.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f449745798 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/references/references.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You calmly explain to the Chief Marshmallow that you come from the [Land of Ice and Snow](../../norwegian/start.md). + +Then while making a gradual motion with 3 fingers on your right hand, you say +["These are not the droids you're looking for"](https://youtu.be/532j-186xEQ), + +Because 'the Force' is strong in you, the Chief Marshmallow agrees. Then with the same motion you say "Be on your way". +The Chief Marshmallow looks at you and waves you on saying ["Be on your way"](../marshmallow.md) + +Before you go, you decide to ask the Chief Marshmallow for HIS [references](../chief-history/chief-history.md). + +You know Chief Marshmellow's really look their best when golden brown. +So you ["Lunch for a lighter to make him golden brown."](../lunge-for-the-lighter/lunge-for-the-lighter.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/remember-you-are-superman/fly-away-home-to-lois/fly-away-home-to-lois.md b/english/remember-you-are-superman/fly-away-home-to-lois/fly-away-home-to-lois.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1fcbf4d439 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/remember-you-are-superman/fly-away-home-to-lois/fly-away-home-to-lois.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You arrive home covered in molten marshmallow, and a disapproving look from Lois. + +No nookie for superman tonight... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/remember-you-are-superman/remember-you-are-superman.md b/english/remember-you-are-superman/remember-you-are-superman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..839316d829 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/remember-you-are-superman/remember-you-are-superman.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Oh...right. + +and i hate marshmallows. + +heat vision on....marshmallows on fire everywhere ;) + +*flys away home to lois* +[fly away home to lois](./fly-away-home-to-lois/fly-away-home-to-lois.md) + +[suddenly run into batman and realize you're in a Zack Snyder movie](./zack-snyder-movie/zack-snyder-movie.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/Batman-vs-superman/Batman-vs-superman.md b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/Batman-vs-superman/Batman-vs-superman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f434e11969 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/Batman-vs-superman/Batman-vs-superman.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The plot of Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice starts to unfold, before the movie even comes out! + +Spoilers ahead! + +[SPOILERS!!!](./Spoilers/Spoilers.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/Batman-vs-superman/Spoilers/Spoilers.md b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/Batman-vs-superman/Spoilers/Spoilers.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e69cfc4352 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/Batman-vs-superman/Spoilers/Spoilers.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Just before they start to fight, a thought comes to Batman's mind! + +"Why not film all of this and make a movie! We could be rich!!" + +Superman replies: "But aren't we already rich?!" + +Batman: "Ummm...did I say rich? I meant RICHER!!! Muwhahaha..coughcough..I mean...I'm BATMANNN!!!" diff --git a/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/do-you-bleed.md b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/do-you-bleed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cfcd9ad6dd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/do-you-bleed/do-you-bleed.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You say no lol I'm Superman. + +Batman comes at you. Punches you right in the face. + +Turns out you do bleed after all. + +[Fight with Batman! You’re Superman, kick his ass!](./Batman-vs-superman/Batman-vs-superman.md) diff --git a/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/zack-snyder-movie.md b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/zack-snyder-movie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f37cd47f51 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/remember-you-are-superman/zack-snyder-movie/zack-snyder-movie.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Batman is staring at you. + +You suddenly remember those marshmallows were actually kryptonite. + +Your start weakening. Batman in a voice that sounds like he needs + +cough syrup asks you + +[Do you bleed?](./do-you-bleed/do-you-bleed.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/resurrect/resurrect.md b/english/resurrect/resurrect.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d2fd9e3153 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/resurrect/resurrect.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +With a doot doot on his magic flute, General Skeltal brings you back from ded. + +With no organs, skin, hair, or other human things, you are relieved of the need to eat, breathe, +and sleep. You are the perfect fighting machine and you will bring glory and victory to the +SKELETON ARMY! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/revolution/choice_1/Clinton.md b/english/revolution/choice_1/Clinton.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b21278744d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/revolution/choice_1/Clinton.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You have chosen to accept the anhilation of your people. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/revolution/choice_2/Trump.md b/english/revolution/choice_2/Trump.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71debdf6de --- /dev/null +++ b/english/revolution/choice_2/Trump.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You have chosen to give up your persuit of financial independence. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/revolution/revolution.md b/english/revolution/revolution.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..72a0d32d39 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/revolution/revolution.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +After your encounter with the abyss, the unsettling chill has not +left. You must act. It is time for a revolution. + +The US presidential elections are coming up this Nov. 8. It is +time for the people's voices to be heard. Our choices are: + +[Go to war with Clinton.](choice_1/Clinton.md) + +[Go to an economic crash with Trump.](choice_2/Trump.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/rib-eye/rib-eye.md b/english/rib-eye/rib-eye.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d054c1096 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/rib-eye/rib-eye.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +All this talk of chocolate and donuts. +You want a steak. +A thick, juicy, salty steak. +But, what kind? How about a Rib Eye? +Where dost thou find a slab of beautiful bovine around here? + +Perhaps in + +[The Forest](../forest/forest.md) + +or + +[In Candyland](../candyland/diabetes.md) + +or + +[In Camelot] (../camelot/camelot.md) + +or + +[Who cares, gimme Smores](../smores/smores.md) diff --git a/english/rickson-armbar/ricksonbyarmbar.md b/english/rickson-armbar/ricksonbyarmbar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8981c9464c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/rickson-armbar/ricksonbyarmbar.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You just got armbarred. + +Oh well, it's just a joint dislocation. You will survive. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/robofriend/AIRobot.md b/english/robofriend/AIRobot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..12e9d84b4e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/robofriend/AIRobot.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You've been thinking of adopting one of those new AI robofriends. +Yes, that's right. +I know you've been lonely of late. +[Here's an early present then.](cuddleattack/AIattacks.md) diff --git a/english/robofriend/cuddleattack/AIattacks.md b/english/robofriend/cuddleattack/AIattacks.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..32af34c12f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/robofriend/cuddleattack/AIattacks.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You've unpacked a CloneFriend! +You feel uneasy, +holding this little robot in your hand, +knowing it's capabilities. +It begins a countdown to activate: +5 - 4 - 3 - 2 - 1 .... +AND YOU'VE BEEN CUDDLE-ATTACKED BY YOUR CloneFriend! *hugs* + +You'll never be alone again. [(If that doesn't scare you, better go back)](../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/robot-army/marshmallow-eating-contest/marshmallow-eating-contest.md b/english/robot-army/marshmallow-eating-contest/marshmallow-eating-contest.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..50355adad6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/robot-army/marshmallow-eating-contest/marshmallow-eating-contest.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You and your minons go in to an eating frenzy. Marshmallow bits are flying all +over the place. In the end, you are declared victor!! + diff --git a/english/robot-army/robots-everywhere.md b/english/robot-army/robots-everywhere.md index f0ae8ed19d..bbb03f949b 100644 --- a/english/robot-army/robots-everywhere.md +++ b/english/robot-army/robots-everywhere.md @@ -4,6 +4,17 @@ It seriously does not know who it's messing with, what foolishness... Throwing the lighter, rope and fork at the marshmallow hand, you find the connection to your minions and summon them with haste. +Your minions run towards you with a fiery passion in their +eyes. It is in this moment you know that they truly care for you and would do anything for you. + Done, you sit down and relax as your [minions](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS0-MVYAVZs) cut the marshmallow into conveniently sized pieces for a party you've decided to hold. + +Do you now: + +[Have a marshmallow eating contest?](marshmallow-eating-contest/marshmallow-eating-contest.md) + +or + +[Practice your breathing?](../yoga/yoga.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/robot-rap-battle/robot-rap-battle.md b/english/robot-rap-battle/robot-rap-battle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e94d04b6c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/robot-rap-battle/robot-rap-battle.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You create the most advanced artificial intelligence known to man to escape. + +Now that you've escaped should you use this AI to solve world hunger? Cure all diseases? + +No. You will use this AI to witness an [Epic Rap Battle](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jmqa99Ar1Hs) + +Now, do you use this to show the ablity of robots to replace humans? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/roof-top/roof-top.md b/english/roof-top/roof-top.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c39b6af82a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/roof-top/roof-top.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You take a deep breath, enter bullet time mode and have a look around. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/rubik-cube/rubik-cube.md b/english/rubik-cube/rubik-cube.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..539aa69e60 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/rubik-cube/rubik-cube.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +You search for the Rubik's cube. Nobody has it. You have to get it. +You paddle miles before reaching a place which has it, the cube. +Ecstatic. Happy. Amazed. Wondering. Imagining how to solve. Coming back to reality. +Curious. +Rush back home. Start solving the cube. + +Solving. + +Solving. + +Still solving. + + +Tired!!, still solving. + + + +AAH! solved. +Tired like hell. Haven't slept for two days straight. Lay down on bed. +Went straight to sleep. +[Dreaming Begins!!](../dream/dream.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/rug/rug.md b/english/rug/rug.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..674b845c12 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/rug/rug.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +You bend over and pick up the the soft, but ragged red rug. +As you lift it you notice a golden handle on the floor underneath. +After further messing up the rug by pushing it aside some more, +a hidden trap door is revealed and connected to the handle. +Just as your fingers take hold of the cold gold metal handle, +you hear voices coming from far down the hallway. + +The first voice had a moderate, smooth pitch, but was clearly irritated and berated to the other, +"Listen man, all I wanna do is play some b-ball, +but y'all hadda roll up and started making trouble in my neighborhood!" + +You, scared and confused, make the split second decision +to open the trap door and climb down into the darkness, +for fear of being noticed by the approaching voices. diff --git a/english/run_out_the_door/grue/grue.md b/english/run_out_the_door/grue/grue.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ca253a57e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/run_out_the_door/grue/grue.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. + +But actually, these grues turn out to be Python devs. +You use your newfound GitHub powers to help the grues with some bugfixes in their latest open-source cave project. +They choose not to devour you, and you integrate peacefully into grue society. +FOSS saves the day again, and Richard Stallman cries a single tear of joy. diff --git a/english/run_out_the_door/run_out_the_door.md b/english/run_out_the_door/run_out_the_door.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4110ff1ca4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/run_out_the_door/run_out_the_door.md @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ +You immediately jump up and run out the nearest exit! + +You immediately jump up and run out the nearest [exit](../new-exit/new-exit.md)! + +You find that a mysterious pool has formed right outside the door and with a splash +you [fall in](../mysterious-pool/mysterious-pool.md)! + +You burst out the door and the entire world is in front of you. + +It dawns on you the world is your mollusc of choosing. And you don't like shellfish. + +Everyone turns to stare at you! + +People begin to point fingers and laugh. + +The sound of riddicule quickly becomes deafening, to the poitn of madness. + +You realize you need to do something and do it quickly. + +You... + +[Go back inside](../marshmallow.md) and reclaim your rightful position in mediocrity. + +Decide to [start dancing bachata](../start-dancing/startDancing.md) and everybody start to clap and cheer you up. + +[Trip and stumble into a pitch-black cave.](grue/grue.md) diff --git a/english/sandwich/sandwich.md b/english/sandwich/sandwich.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6702131e9f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sandwich/sandwich.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +You rummage in your rucksack and find that cucumber sandwich you made +for the journey. + +It's gone a bit soggy though. + +You make a mental note to skip the mayonnaise next time. + +You strengthen your resolve and eat it anyway. You may need the energy later. + +Bolstered by the invigourating feeling of the sandwich in your belly, +your senses tingle in anticipation of [continuing your adventure](../marshmallow.md). + +Or perhaps you decide to take a little [nap](../take-nap/cucumber-induced-nap.md) + +Also, what's that sounds coming from over the hill? Maybe you should [check it out?](../cave/cave.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sanfran/bikeride/bikeride.md b/english/sanfran/bikeride/bikeride.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6b853dd33a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sanfran/bikeride/bikeride.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +I walk to the harbor. +There are several bike rental shops available. +I choose one, and rent a bicycle. +The ride over the Golden Gate Bridge is wonderful, +and I snap a few pictures. + +Then I realize that biking has made me slightly hungry. Shall I purchase +a [burrito](burrito/burrito.md)? +Or should I continue riding? + +Let's ride to the wonderful intersection of Haight and Fillmore. + +Go to Bean There Cafe for some [Ginger Peachy Keen](ginger-peachy-keen/ginger-peachy-keen.md). + +Go to Cafe Europa for some pork schnitzel \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sanfran/bikeride/burrito/burrito.md b/english/sanfran/bikeride/burrito/burrito.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c51fa33ef5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sanfran/bikeride/burrito/burrito.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +nom nom this burrito is pretty darn tasty diff --git a/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/drink-more-teas/explosive-euphoria/explosive-euphoria.md b/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/drink-more-teas/explosive-euphoria/explosive-euphoria.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..60cf93f30f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/drink-more-teas/explosive-euphoria/explosive-euphoria.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +The world is turning n I'm exploding...Hush-hush I think I've had enough tea for now. +Let's continue our [bike ride](../../../bikeride.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/drink-more-teas/morning-jade/morning-jade.md b/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/drink-more-teas/morning-jade/morning-jade.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b394cf498a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/drink-more-teas/morning-jade/morning-jade.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Hmmmmmmm YUM!!! + +I think I've had enough tea for now. Let's continue our [bike ride](../../../bikeride.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/ginger-peachy-keen.md b/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/ginger-peachy-keen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f49f179e0d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sanfran/bikeride/ginger-peachy-keen/ginger-peachy-keen.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +It's deliriously delicious! + +Let's try something else. + +What about some [Morning Jade](drink-more-teas/morning-jade/morning-jade.md)? + +Or some Explosive [Euphoria](drink-more-teas/explosive-euphoria/explosive-euphoria.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sanfran/sanfran.md b/english/sanfran/sanfran.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6a8d4d2fce --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sanfran/sanfran.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Strolling down market street, friendly smiles to passerby. +Cold wind rustles minty green leaves. +Soft summer glows over the front sidewalks. +This is a season to remember. +I want to go for [a bike ride](bikeride/bikeride.md). diff --git a/english/say-my-name/heisenberg/heisenberg.md b/english/say-my-name/heisenberg/heisenberg.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c2404869fe --- /dev/null +++ b/english/say-my-name/heisenberg/heisenberg.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[You're god damn right](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy_DASt7hDs) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/say-my-name/say-my-name.md b/english/say-my-name/say-my-name.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5a103337df --- /dev/null +++ b/english/say-my-name/say-my-name.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +NOW... SAY MY NAME + +[Pizza toss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_GbFMtPF6I) + +[Heisenberg](heisenberg/heisenberg.md) + +[You better..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgd6MccwZc) + +[Some dancing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBvPEmEkpkg) + +[Pinkman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLe6qQ5MK20) + +[Right Amount of Dirty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdhTL5G32Gw) diff --git a/english/scarab/goddess.md b/english/scarab/goddess.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b68b1f1786 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/scarab/goddess.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +Alice isn't Alice anymore. + +There is a deeper set of reality to which you just fell through. + +In an instant you understand everything and yet nothing. + +You exist in a black room, the walls could be 1 meter or a million kilometers away, you cannot tell. + +This is much less disconcerting than you would have expected, in fact, you feel oddly calm... +why would you feel calm? That is actually quite disconcerting. + +The Sentinel is smiling upon you. At that moment you realize you are not supposed to be there. + +It all makes sense now. + +You've broken through chroot-jail of this virtual prision. + +Do you: + +[scream?](../blah-balh/blah-blah.md) + +[ask for forgiveness?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGuR4GOV5L0) + +[Stack rocks until the next move comes to you?](stack-rocks/stack-rocks.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/scarab/stack-rocks/stack-rocks.md b/english/scarab/stack-rocks/stack-rocks.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dcefcb017f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/scarab/stack-rocks/stack-rocks.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You have chosen wisely. + +The rocks are aligned in perfect symmetry. +The secrets of the universe reveal themselves to you. diff --git a/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/dead-or-alive.md b/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/dead-or-alive.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..54a884a6d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/dead-or-alive.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You opened the box so you're alive. + +However the cat with you is dead. + +He wasn't quite so lucky. + +Or maybe he's very lucky? + +[Click here] (luck/what-is-luck.md) to find out why. + +Or you can [immanentize the eschaton](immanentize-the-eschaton/immanentize-the-eschaton.md). diff --git a/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/immanentize-the-eschaton/immanentize-the-eschaton.md b/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/immanentize-the-eschaton/immanentize-the-eschaton.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..63f480631f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/immanentize-the-eschaton/immanentize-the-eschaton.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +After years of work manipulating worlds governments from the shadows you manage to bring about the apocalypse. + +Nothing much changes. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/luck/what-is-luck.md b/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/luck/what-is-luck.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..21fa5f02c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/schrodinger-cat/dead-or-alive/luck/what-is-luck.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +What if death is the gateway to new world? + +What if death is the path to wake up to our real selves? + +Was it still out of luck to be awake? + +What does luck means? diff --git a/english/schrodinger-cat/schrodinger-cat.md b/english/schrodinger-cat/schrodinger-cat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2c0e2a8231 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/schrodinger-cat/schrodinger-cat.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You are either dead or alive. + +You simultaneously are both dead and alive. + +Also known as Quantum Superposition + +It is only when you open the box that you become either dead or alive. + +To be alive or not or both is your choice. + +So [open the box](dead-or-alive/dead-or-alive.md). + +Or, [weld the box shut](undead/undead.md) and become an immortal undead. diff --git a/english/schrodinger-cat/undead/undead.md b/english/schrodinger-cat/undead/undead.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eee0348939 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/schrodinger-cat/undead/undead.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You remain an undead as long as the box is unopened. + +So [open it!](../dead-or-alive/dead-or-alive.md) diff --git a/english/scream/mom/eatwithmom.md b/english/scream/mom/eatwithmom.md index 1d6e491547..007bf578e6 100644 --- a/english/scream/mom/eatwithmom.md +++ b/english/scream/mom/eatwithmom.md @@ -6,3 +6,7 @@ Mom, however, does not like marshmallows and thinks you are going to spoil your But Mother was never to be trusted. In fact, you always thought she was hiding something. She always stared at the Michillan Man just a bit too long.. + +...remember Mom, the Michelin Man needs time to heal! All of +“time” is counting on him. I like this Michelin Man, a new +Michelin Man is a new Michelin Man--we don’t want that do we? diff --git a/english/scream/remove/removemarshmallow.md b/english/scream/remove/removemarshmallow.md index a9e54537f7..4cbee45d01 100644 --- a/english/scream/remove/removemarshmallow.md +++ b/english/scream/remove/removemarshmallow.md @@ -2,4 +2,6 @@ You remove the marshmallow and then you feel some guilt. It’s Mothers Day. Did you call your mother? +I already called Mother. Instead I think I'll [take a walk](../walk/walkwiththought.md) + [Call Mother](../mom/eatwithmom.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/scream/walk/walkwiththought.md b/english/scream/walk/walkwiththought.md index 3cc5608c75..ff7d860d07 100644 --- a/english/scream/walk/walkwiththought.md +++ b/english/scream/walk/walkwiththought.md @@ -1,2 +1,4 @@ You will realize that we have not taken a long walk from long time and this is the right time for this + +You put on your shoes and coat and open the door. Opening the door you see a \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/search-for-gluten/book-of-mormon/book-of-mormon.md b/english/search-for-gluten/book-of-mormon/book-of-mormon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5621e98786 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/search-for-gluten/book-of-mormon/book-of-mormon.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +You finally reach the ticket booth for Book the of Mormon and the teller informs you that tickets are $300. +Calmly, you ask the teller if they accept marshmellows as payment. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/search-for-gluten/search-for-gluten.md b/english/search-for-gluten/search-for-gluten.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f5415719fb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/search-for-gluten/search-for-gluten.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +It dawns upon you that you could be inside a gluten-sensitive marshmellow stomach so you begin to search for your +box of Wheat Thins. Voila! There they are! Immediately you grind the salty gluten crackers into a fine powder and smear +them all over the intestinal marshmellow walls. Sure enough, within seconds, the gooey walls begin to frighfully +tremble with a horrible thunder. Boom!! You're ejected so fast from the marshmellow creature that it takes an hour +to regain your vision. You find yourself next to a rusty dumpster in Times Square. The dumpster smells better than you. + +Do you? + +[Walk to Starbucks and stand in line for an hour?](starbucks/starbucks.md) + +or + +[Attempt to score tickets for the Book of Mormon?](book-of-mormon/book-of-mormon.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/search-for-gluten/starbucks/starbucks.md b/english/search-for-gluten/starbucks/starbucks.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..54df5cad38 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/search-for-gluten/starbucks/starbucks.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +After tripping over the threshold of the starbucks door you realize that everyone inside is singing +"Kumbaya, my latte, kumbaya." Whaaaaaaat? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/search_for_chocolate/search_for_chocolate.md b/english/search_for_chocolate/search_for_chocolate.md index af3af866e2..8b6fc1dbf3 100644 --- a/english/search_for_chocolate/search_for_chocolate.md +++ b/english/search_for_chocolate/search_for_chocolate.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ You don't find any chocolate, but you find a small package of Tums. -[Take a couple of Tums](../take_tums/take_tums.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Take a couple of Tums](../take_tums/take_tums.md) + +[Keep looking](../keep_looking_for_chocolate/keep_looking_for_chocolate.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/see-files/files.md b/english/see-files/files.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e74fcf3785 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/see-files/files.md @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +Look below! + +Ok, let's go [back](../marshmallow.md) + +-------------------- +00_8_Agent +00-Life-of-this-world +132-days-ago +2spooky +33hours +adipose +advice_from_mother +alchemy +amnesia +analyze +android +android-v6 +angry_prince +animal +apj +appear-on-falkors-back +art +ask-a-cat +ask-on-quora +ask-to-alice +avatar +backinstraitjacket +bake-cookies +bamboo +batman + +And many many more... diff --git a/english/self-control/self-control.md b/english/self-control/self-control.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..413fd7ee77 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/self-control/self-control.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Now you have everything to pass the marshmallow test. would you eat the marshmallow walls now +or wait when the marshmallow room would get twice bigger? +[Click here](http://www.amazon.com/The-Marshmallow-Test-Mastering-Self-Control/dp/0316230871) +to master your self-control. + diff --git a/english/selfie/selfie.md b/english/selfie/selfie.md index 215395cc1d..5cf0166c4f 100644 --- a/english/selfie/selfie.md +++ b/english/selfie/selfie.md @@ -6,6 +6,8 @@ You use the fork as a make-shift selfie-stick and try again. Oh no! You are made of marshmallow! +Did your fairy godmother come back again? How did this happen? + This sudden revelation has now complicated the matter. You hate marshmallows but can you really hate yourself? @@ -15,3 +17,5 @@ The next logical step then is to: [Begin to eat!](../light-fire/eating/inside.md) [Build a fire](../light-fire/fire.md) + +[Cast a spell](../magic/magic.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/set_up_a_small_goal/setup_a_small_goal.md b/english/set_up_a_small_goal/setup_a_small_goal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6a3dd0f6d3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/set_up_a_small_goal/setup_a_small_goal.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +before you do big thing, we should make process +step by step. Let's finish a small goal first, +for example, making 100million dollars. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/shiny-device/shiny-device.md b/english/shiny-device/shiny-device.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e244e4b2ba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/shiny-device/shiny-device.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Me: hello computerman, what wares do you have for me? + +Computer-Man: What about that shiny one that caught your eye in the window? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/shotgun/shotgun.md b/english/shotgun/shotgun.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c44668c225 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/shotgun/shotgun.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You cock the shotgun and blast the polar bear in the face. Brain matter flys all +over the marshmallow wall. +Suddenly the brain matter starts to disintegrate the wall. +You see sunlight peeking through. +After a while the wall is gone and you are free. +You find you are on an island surrounded by a sea of hot chocolate. +The chocolate foams and steams. + +Scoop up the remains with a mug and [drink that bear](../bear/bear.md). + diff --git a/english/showerthoughts/showerthoughts.md b/english/showerthoughts/showerthoughts.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b915f3a674 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/showerthoughts/showerthoughts.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +in reddit, check out /r/showerthoughts + +in reddit, check out r/programminghumor \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/shrooms/never-again.md b/english/shrooms/never-again.md index e5f591595e..f887772897 100644 --- a/english/shrooms/never-again.md +++ b/english/shrooms/never-again.md @@ -7,6 +7,8 @@ Then you notice a small, old man grinning toothlessly back at you from across th He seems somehow detached from reality, and his features appear to both move and stay still, like a statue in the shadows or a painting in the corner of your eye. +His face looks familiar although you cannot be sure. + As he begins to levitate, you realize that it's already too late. Do you: @@ -15,4 +17,6 @@ Do you: [Pinch yourself to make sure the man is real?](../pinch/pinch.md) -[Pinch the man to make sure your self is real?](../pinch/pinch.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Pinch the man to make sure your self is real?](../pinch/pinch.md) + +[Wake up from this nigthmare?](../wake-up/wake-up.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/shrunk/shrunken.md b/english/shrunk/shrunken.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b278964c32 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/shrunk/shrunken.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +All of a sudden, you regret sneaking that taste of chocolate. + +The room around you feels unstable, and then seems to be growing at a rapid pace. + +Why is everythng so high now? And big? And far away? + +You look down and see a spoon on the ground next to you...except that it's bigger than you. What happened? + +Oh no, the room didn't get bigger. You SHRANK! You're tiny. Small enough to sit in the spoon, even. + +Now what?? How do you either get bigger, or just get out of this mess?! + +Suddenly, you saw a very very tiny [pill](../super-man/save-the-word.md) and you decided you take it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sing-song/sing.md b/english/sing-song/sing.md index 9099824880..a9ce4e7278 100644 --- a/english/sing-song/sing.md +++ b/english/sing-song/sing.md @@ -15,3 +15,5 @@ Eventually you realize this is not very adventurous and decide to: [Eat ALL the marshmallows!](../count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows.md) [Make Taffy!](../marshmallow-taffy/taffy.md) + +[The bird is the word!](../birdistheword/birdistheword.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sing/campfire_songs/rootbeer_song.md b/english/sing/campfire_songs/rootbeer_song.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1eacbec137 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sing/campfire_songs/rootbeer_song.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You sing: + +(Dough) – I use to buy my root beer, +Re (Ray) – The guy who pours my root beer, +Mi (Me) – The guy who drinks my root beer, +Fa – A long way to the bathroom, +So – Let’s have another root beer, +(La) Lots and lots of lovely root beer, +Ti (Tea) – No thanks, I’m having root beer, +And that’s why I have no + dough, dough, dough, dough. + +Everyone laughs, and the tension is diffused. diff --git a/english/sing/continue/continue-to-sing.md b/english/sing/continue/continue-to-sing.md index 73814131c7..73ddcaf68a 100644 --- a/english/sing/continue/continue-to-sing.md +++ b/english/sing/continue/continue-to-sing.md @@ -6,4 +6,12 @@ How long can you keep this going? You must really work out that larynx. -Do they call you the Iron Lung? Because they should. \ No newline at end of file +Do they call you the Iron Lung? Because they should. + +You start to feel something in your throat. + +You start to think about marshmallows, and s'mores, +and that prompts you to sing [campfire songs](../campfire_songs/rootbeer_song.md). + +Or, you worry about that funny feeling in your +throat and quickly stop singing instead. diff --git a/english/sing/lightup/accept/accept.md b/english/sing/lightup/accept/accept.md index 3ac4099fed..c20a5ea421 100644 --- a/english/sing/lightup/accept/accept.md +++ b/english/sing/lightup/accept/accept.md @@ -1 +1,11 @@ -The marshamallow treats are delicious! \ No newline at end of file +The marshamallow treats are delicious! + +You are happy and decide to offer something back to your new friend. + +Do you: + +[Offer him a drink of water?](water/water.md) + +or + +[Offer him a piece of cake?](cake/cake.md) diff --git a/english/sing/lightup/accept/cake/cake.md b/english/sing/lightup/accept/cake/cake.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec65bb3c4e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sing/lightup/accept/cake/cake.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The monster is very happy with the cake you offer him. + +He gratefully eats it with surprisingly good etiquette for a monster. + +Perhaps he is not such a monster after all. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sing/lightup/accept/water/water.md b/english/sing/lightup/accept/water/water.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4eecc842c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sing/lightup/accept/water/water.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The marshmallow monster gratefully accepts and says "Wow I needed that - I was so thirsty." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sing/out-of-tune/out-of-tune.md b/english/sing/out-of-tune/out-of-tune.md index 42f5bd785e..2badf61a65 100644 --- a/english/sing/out-of-tune/out-of-tune.md +++ b/english/sing/out-of-tune/out-of-tune.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ -You really concentrate this time, and finally start singing, with the clearest voice ever heard! \ No newline at end of file +You really concentrate this time, and finally start singing, with the clearest voice ever heard! + +It is clearly awful. The monster retreats in disgust. diff --git a/english/sing/something-else/show-me-what-you-got/smwyg.md b/english/sing/something-else/show-me-what-you-got/smwyg.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3f8cc2cf13 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sing/something-else/show-me-what-you-got/smwyg.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +The heads are alien Cromulons seeking a live performance of the next best hit in the universe. + +It is a competition amongst the planets, and the losing planets are told they will be destroyed. + +"SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT," they chant again. + +[Do you sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up"?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHJqQvTNYss) + +[Attempt escape by launching missiles at the heads?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHJqQvTNYss) + +[Do you get schwifty?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1188GO4p1E) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sing/something-else/sing-something-else.md b/english/sing/something-else/sing-something-else.md index a1c9575165..715780e41c 100644 --- a/english/sing/something-else/sing-something-else.md +++ b/english/sing/something-else/sing-something-else.md @@ -4,4 +4,8 @@ Aha, you say to yourself as you figure out the perfect song. Once again, you clear your throat and begin to sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". -As you sing, a smile grows on the monster's face and you both begin to dance. \ No newline at end of file +As you sing, a smile grows on the monster's face and you both begin to dance. + +But just as you thought you had pleased the monster, several large heads appear from nowhere in the sky. + +["SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT,"](show-me-what-you-got/smwyg.md) they chant. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/singapore/singapore.md b/english/singapore/singapore.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f4a21a3d66 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/singapore/singapore.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +Singapore, officially the Republic of Singapore, is a modern +city-state and island country in Southeast Asia. It lies +off the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula and is 137 +kilometres (85 mi) north of the equator; it is also separated +from Peninsular Malaysia by the Straits of Johor to the north, +and from Indonesia's Riau Islands by the Singapore Strait +to the south. Singapore's territory consists of the +diamond-shaped main island, commonly referred to as Singapore Island +in English and Pulau Ujong in Malay, and more than 60 +significantly smaller islets; also, land reclamation has been used +to expand Singapore's land area, which is highly urbanised. + +As the plane doors open, you are hit by a wave of hot air. +It is 31 degrees outside right now. A typical day in Singapore. + +You realize that 31 degrees is not really that hot. + +Do you chide yourself for whining? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/singing/singing.md b/english/singing/singing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5e73b4c757 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/singing/singing.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You choose to sing your favorite song. + +You were mildly out of tune, but the sentiment was appreciated! diff --git a/english/skydiving/skydiving.md b/english/skydiving/skydiving.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3fdaf186a1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/skydiving/skydiving.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +And I went to an airport and saw someone jumping out of a plane and open and parachute and though i must try that. + +So I did. + +It is on my to do list. + +After I landed, I realized that this was great! I turned around and said "Let's do it again!" diff --git a/english/slap-it-hard/teach-it-a-lesson.md b/english/slap-it-hard/teach-it-a-lesson.md index 75dc7d4429..0237a0fd51 100644 --- a/english/slap-it-hard/teach-it-a-lesson.md +++ b/english/slap-it-hard/teach-it-a-lesson.md @@ -16,4 +16,4 @@ What do you do? [Move aside and let it bounce to the ground.](move/move.md) -[Run away from the marshmallow man.] (flee/flee.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Run away from the marshmallow man.](flee/flee.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/slap-response/slap-response.md b/english/slap-response/slap-response.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f65f45ba60 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/slap-response/slap-response.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +"urasinner!"; smile and add "aren't we all", turning your other cheek. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/slapa-da-bass/slapa-da-bass.md b/english/slapa-da-bass/slapa-da-bass.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8ed909d368 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/slapa-da-bass/slapa-da-bass.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You start witch a funky [canned heat by Jamiroquai](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7lSfg6QR78). +The audience loves it. You play some more groovy numbers and end with the classic +[Aeroplane by Red Hot Chili Peppers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpFk2RTxoE8). + +Just as you are finishing the solo, you snap the G string which hits you in the eye +and you feel pain and hear the audience laughing at you. To your relief, it is a +dream and you [realize this is a dream.](../is-this-a-dream/is-this-a-dream.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-fight/cracker-soldiers-fight.md b/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-fight/cracker-soldiers-fight.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b2c15d6c58 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-fight/cracker-soldiers-fight.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +You think to yourself, "What's the worst that can happen?" + +You eye the biggest, baddest soldier in the room, +a gorilla looming over you. + +You tear the spear from a nearby soldier's hands +and hurl it directly at the massive gorilla. + +He easily catches the spear with his shield, +but in doing so, creates a gap in the shield. + +Do you... + +[wish yourself really small to try and shoot through the gap in the shield](get-tiny/get-tiny.md) + + diff --git a/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-fight/get-tiny/get-tiny.md b/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-fight/get-tiny/get-tiny.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71c9cc3a04 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-fight/get-tiny/get-tiny.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You find yourself shrinking more and more by the +second! At this rate, you may disappear altogether!! + +Do you... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-flee/cracker-soldiers-flee.md b/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-flee/cracker-soldiers-flee.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e35b8c97ed --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sleep/crackers/cracker-soldiers-flee/cracker-soldiers-flee.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You think to yourself, "Self, this isn't going well." + +You eye the biggest, baddest soldier in the room, +a gorilla looming over you, and bravely turn tail and flee. + +As you push past a rather unintimidating Platypus, +something grabs your arm firmly and pulls you back into the circle... diff --git a/english/sleep/crackers/crackers.md b/english/sleep/crackers/crackers.md index cb31908681..fd53671117 100644 --- a/english/sleep/crackers/crackers.md +++ b/english/sleep/crackers/crackers.md @@ -4,4 +4,12 @@ As you begin to utter the words, the walls of the marshmallow room rip open as g They part, and you realize they are graham cracker shields held by animal cracker soldiers carrying chocolate spears. -It's becoming increasingly dangerous by the second. \ No newline at end of file +It's becoming increasingly dangerous by the second. + +Do you... + + +[Fight?](cracker-soldiers-fight/cracker-soldiers-fight.md) + + +[Flee?](cracker-soldiers-flee/cracker-soldiers-flee.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sleep/ice-cream/ice-cream.md b/english/sleep/ice-cream/ice-cream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..76c0c05753 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sleep/ice-cream/ice-cream.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Your delicious wish came true! Yummy, yummy ice cream... diff --git a/english/sleep/lookwalls/lookwalls.md b/english/sleep/lookwalls/lookwalls.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f245ae5a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sleep/lookwalls/lookwalls.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +you find a big red button. +and pressed it you could not ressit. +GG mate you hear and off you go to login. + diff --git a/english/sleep/make-another-wish/siri/marshmallow-walls.md b/english/sleep/make-another-wish/siri/marshmallow-walls.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..161963c961 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sleep/make-another-wish/siri/marshmallow-walls.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Sure! I have a few choices available for your search. + +You choose [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSkycYIUnLg) +This song reminded me of something... +perhaps, I should [sing a song](../../../sing/sing.md) and try to remember how it all started... + +You choose [Android](https://material.uplabs.com/posts/android-marshmallow) +Oh gosh, am I really trapped in an Android app? diff --git a/english/sleep/make-another-wish/wish.md b/english/sleep/make-another-wish/wish.md index a0de3d3ee2..1256d21b59 100644 --- a/english/sleep/make-another-wish/wish.md +++ b/english/sleep/make-another-wish/wish.md @@ -4,4 +4,8 @@ You wish you had your laptop with you. After five seconds, the laptop appears in your hands. -It's a MacBook Pro! \ No newline at end of file +It's a MacBook Pro! + +Fortunately, you had already updated it to macOS, so you can ask something to Siri! + +You ask about [marshmallow walls](siri/marshmallow-walls.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sleep/marshmallow.md b/english/sleep/marshmallow.md index e8e5fadf8a..5a25d76d0c 100644 --- a/english/sleep/marshmallow.md +++ b/english/sleep/marshmallow.md @@ -1,14 +1,14 @@ When you wake up, you're still in the strange room with marshmallows for walls. The walls smell really good, but are they tasty? - -It would be nice to find out, but not all by themselves. -You need something to go with them. -Maybe some chocolate. + +It would be nice to find out, but not all by themselves. +You need something to go with them. +Maybe some chocolate. You wish there were some chocolate furniture too. -And suddenly your wish come true, the chocolate furniture appears, -and you start thinking is it really possible, +And suddenly your wish come true, the chocolate furniture appears, +and you start thinking is it really possible, whatever i think will come true. You think if you should wish there was a way to melt these chocolates @@ -19,6 +19,8 @@ Do you: [Start eating the walls?](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) +[Do your happy dance?](../dance/dance.md) + [Go back to sleep?](more-sleep/more-sleep.md) [Make a marshmallow snowman?](../staypuft/marshmallowman.md) @@ -35,4 +37,8 @@ Do you: [Wish for graham crackers](./crackers/crackers.md) -[Sit down to meditate](sit-down-to-meditate/sit-down-to-meditate.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Sit down to meditate](sit-down-to-meditate/sit-down-to-meditate.md) + +[Wish for ice cream](./ice-cream/ice-cream.md) + +[look for something that will help you on the walls](lookwalls/lookwalls.md) diff --git a/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/even-more-sleep/deep-sleep/deep-sleep.md b/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/even-more-sleep/deep-sleep/deep-sleep.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d62e10966a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/even-more-sleep/deep-sleep/deep-sleep.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You come to while exiting your body. You see yourself lying on the marshmallow floor. You have taken an etherial "form". \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/even-more-sleep/even-more-sleep.md b/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/even-more-sleep/even-more-sleep.md index 263526e9b3..7c2edd3af4 100644 --- a/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/even-more-sleep/even-more-sleep.md +++ b/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/even-more-sleep/even-more-sleep.md @@ -3,3 +3,7 @@ As you drift into unconsciousness, you can't help but wonder why it is that you Even in your unconsciousness you are sensing that you are moving your legs. And it's at that moment that you hear the voice chanting "Sleep...sleep" in your head. Before you can even process what's going on, you've fallen into a deep sleep. + +You: + +[..drift away..](deep-sleep/deep-sleep.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/expired-milk.md b/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/expired-milk.md index 46d92852f1..96daad3c86 100644 --- a/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/expired-milk.md +++ b/english/sleep/more-sleep/expired-milk/expired-milk.md @@ -19,4 +19,6 @@ What do you do now: [Tell mom about the milk](tell-mom/tell-mom.md) +[Run out the door](../../../run_out_the_door/run_out_the_door.md) + [Go back to sleep.](even-more-sleep/even-more-sleep.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/smores/smores.md b/english/smores/smores.md index bb1dfe1a79..9d571bce08 100644 --- a/english/smores/smores.md +++ b/english/smores/smores.md @@ -1,3 +1,11 @@ -You try to make smores! Too bad you don't have any chocolate... +You try to make s'mores! Too bad you don't have any chocolate... ...but you do have stroopwafels! This will be a huge sugar hit. -Now, what is the perfect ratio of marshmallow to stroopwafel? \ No newline at end of file +Now, what is the perfect ratio of marshmallow to stroopwafel? + +Do you: + +[Look it up on wikipedia?](../wikipedia/wiki.md) + +[Google it] (http://google.com) + +[Go back](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/snowman/snowman.md b/english/snowman/snowman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7534eed3cc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/snowman/snowman.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +[Yes] (../olaf/olaf.md) + +[No] (../ice_monster/ice_monster.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/snuffbox/explore/explore.md b/english/snuffbox/explore/explore.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8eff220dc5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/snuffbox/explore/explore.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +After the titanic sneeze rocked baseball sized holes in the marshmallow walls surrounding you. +A curious thought enters your head. +"I wonder what is in them?" you ask yourself. +Cautiously you approach one of them and slowly reach out towards the nearest hole. +The sweat on your brow is telling you that this is how people lose arms in horror stories, but you press on. + As you hand slides into the snot created hole you feel the slime on your arm and suddenly you AWAKE! + BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! + Your alarm is blaring and you realize you have drooled all over your bed again! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/snuffbox/snuffbox.md b/english/snuffbox/snuffbox.md index 2d101139ae..6e49cc9188 100644 --- a/english/snuffbox/snuffbox.md +++ b/english/snuffbox/snuffbox.md @@ -4,4 +4,11 @@ quickly open the ornamental snuffbox, pinch the glowing pulverised leaves contai box and bring it up to a nostril. You then breathe in quickly to induce a terribly ferocious sneeze which expands and blows small baseball sized holes in the marshmallow walls. -Do you: \ No newline at end of file +Do you: +[Go back to sleep?](../sleep/marshmallow.md) + +[Stay puft?](../staypuft/marshmallowman.md) + +[Dig at the walls with a fork](../dig/dig.md) + +[Explore the holes](explore/explore.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/soar/fly-to-london/fly-to-london.md b/english/soar/fly-to-london/fly-to-london.md index 0a9a2ba875..91727fa5bc 100644 --- a/english/soar/fly-to-london/fly-to-london.md +++ b/english/soar/fly-to-london/fly-to-london.md @@ -1,7 +1,11 @@ You fly all the way to London, which is quite a distance. +You have never been to this city before and feel overwhelmed. + So you decide to take a break and sit down on Big Ben. +Hey look! It's the Parliment! + Just then, you realize that you have forgotten your pint. You choose to: diff --git a/english/soar/soar.md b/english/soar/soar.md index 4cab9056b7..01c378ff46 100644 --- a/english/soar/soar.md +++ b/english/soar/soar.md @@ -1,12 +1,13 @@ You feel a rush of excitement as you soar through the air like a bird. No, not like a bird, like a jet! +Maybe not quite like a jet. More like a twin prop floatplane. With the ground moving rapidly past you. Do you: -[Fly to Paris] (fly-to-paris/fly-to-paris.md) +[Fly to Paris](fly-to-paris/fly-to-paris.md) -[Fly to London] (fly-to-london/fly-to-london.md) +[Fly to London](fly-to-london/fly-to-london.md) -[Fly to Nepal] (../nepal/nepal.md) +[Fly to Nepal](../nepal/nepal.md) diff --git a/english/soccerfan/soccerfan.md b/english/soccerfan/soccerfan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1332700e19 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/soccerfan/soccerfan.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You really should love soccer, it's a thrilling game. You should travel and watch your favorite team play. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/sonic-screwdriver/sonic-screwdriver.md b/english/sonic-screwdriver/sonic-screwdriver.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3a186a4268 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sonic-screwdriver/sonic-screwdriver.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You scan the air and hear the familiar sound of you trusty sonic-screwdriver. +It tells you that you are, in fact, alone. + +You return to the Tardis, flip some levers and hear that familiar whirling sound. +When you open the door back in Londo you realize that you left your trusty sidekick behind. + +Do you: + +[Go back and find the impossible girl?](../impossible-girl/impossible.md) + +[Go on without her...if the Tardis lets you](../sonic-screwdriver/sonic-screwdriver.md) diff --git a/english/sounds-familiar/sounds-familiar.md b/english/sounds-familiar/sounds-familiar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ccd24a12a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sounds-familiar/sounds-familiar.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +This story rattling around in your head sure sounds familiar. + +You seem to remember hearing about someone giving up their only son somewhere... + +Was it as you were dozing off to the drone of some old guy standing in front of +a bunch of pews as you were surrounded by blue-haired ladies that smelled +sickeningly of sweet rose perfume on a Sunday morning? + +Or maybe it was when you were playing video games on the couch while some cheesy +movie from the 80s was playing on the TV in the background. + +Maybe it was at that comicon. + +[To hell with it, you go back to sleep.](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/space-travel/astronaut/astronaut.md b/english/space-travel/astronaut/astronaut.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..327deb155e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/space-travel/astronaut/astronaut.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +I am ready! There is a lot of competition but through our perserverance, +passion, knowledge, and wits, we passed the test and was accepted to +be one of the astronauts. First we will take the space elevator up to the +space station that has the new space craft docked. + +You enter the space elevator. + +Do you: + +[use the voice recognition feature](voice/voice.md) + diff --git a/english/space-travel/astronaut/voice/voice.md b/english/space-travel/astronaut/voice/voice.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..551085b4fc --- /dev/null +++ b/english/space-travel/astronaut/voice/voice.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +AI has grown trememdously. With the help of this new technology we will +be able to travel much more comfortably in space. we can go up to the +space station easily now. + +AI: "How can I help you?" + diff --git a/english/space-travel/earthborn/earthborn.md b/english/space-travel/earthborn/earthborn.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..850c8a4ce5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/space-travel/earthborn/earthborn.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Live a life separated from my loved ones? I think not. I am fearless, +but not heartless. So I will spent what time I have left here even +if the earth can not sustain the human population for much longer. + diff --git a/english/space-travel/space-travel.md b/english/space-travel/space-travel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..50c7485966 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/space-travel/space-travel.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Our planet has been ravaged. We are running low on resources therefore, +the top scientists and engineers have created the most advanced +space craft ready to travel amongst the stars. But capacity is limited. +The journey will take many years and you will not have the chance to return. +Are you brave enough to seek new worlds and venture beyond our solar +system? + +Do you: + +[Sign up to be an astronaut?](astronaut/astronaut.md) + +[I think I will spend time with my loved ones](earthborn/earthborn.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stairs/stairs.md b/english/stairs/stairs.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7816638ea1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stairs/stairs.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You race for the twisting stair case. The officer is catching up, +but you race up the stairs. As you round your way up the stairs you +hear the officer pounding up behind you. You glance back and see +him only a few steps away! + +You reach the door to the [roof top](../roof-top/roof-top.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stan/stan.md b/english/stan/stan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4be971ccaa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stan/stan.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stapler/no/no.md b/english/stapler/no/no.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c8d599e9b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stapler/no/no.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +![Burning Building](https://media.giphy.com/media/7XqRXKYV9odtm/giphy.gif) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stapler/stapler.md b/english/stapler/stapler.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9cd2d0ac99 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stapler/stapler.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Do you have my stapler? + +[yes](yes/yes.md) + +[no](no/no.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stapler/yes/yes.md b/english/stapler/yes/yes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a8226f9315 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stapler/yes/yes.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +![My Stapler](https://media.giphy.com/media/11eVHR0KqaWWRO/giphy.gif) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/star-wars-spoiler/star-wars.md b/english/star-wars-spoiler/star-wars.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7d88be7727 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/star-wars-spoiler/star-wars.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Bad idea. The internet destroyed you for even contemplating such a thing. + +[Go Back...](../marshmallow.md). + +[What about Luke Skywalker?](../luke-skywalker/luke-skywalker.md) diff --git a/english/starcraft2/starcraft2.md b/english/starcraft2/starcraft2.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e68f09635a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/starcraft2/starcraft2.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +It's 10 p.m. and you're borging, and decide to surf on google, for stacraft 1, + +an old game that you play some years ago, suddenly you read starcraft 2 + +a new version with beter graphics and you give it a chance again + +visiting [Starcraft 2](http://www.starcraft2.com) + +After downloading Star Craft 2, you start playing the campaign and + +you find it to be the best RTS campaign you've ever played. You had + +so much fun playing it that you play through it twice more. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/starfish/starfish.md b/english/starfish/starfish.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a2e6659152 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/starfish/starfish.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You think, "it's not easy being green." +Your starfish mother tells you about a long line of green starfish ancestors that have achieved great things. +Now it's your turn to make your mark. +You feel proud to be green now. You won't let the green starfish family down. diff --git a/english/stargate/GateDial.md b/english/stargate/GateDial.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..53ecfacbf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stargate/GateDial.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Before you stands the Stargate's control panel, giving you access to the universe. +One last symbol remains to activate the dial, which symbol will you choose? + +1. [Triangle](triangle/TundraWorld.md) + +2. [Circle](circle/JungleWorld.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stargate/circle/JungleWorld.md b/english/stargate/circle/JungleWorld.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f80382e3c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stargate/circle/JungleWorld.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Entering in the symbol for Circle, the gate spins and locks in the last symbol. +You enter and arrive on a Jungle world and are immediately surrounded by raptor like +creatures eyeing you as their next meal. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stargate/triangle/TundraWorld.md b/english/stargate/triangle/TundraWorld.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..effc224ba6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stargate/triangle/TundraWorld.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You enter in the Triangle symbol and the gate dial spins, locking into place. +The gate comes to life, projecting a water like substance before settling down. +You enter the gate and arrive in an near inhospitipal Tundra world. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stargazing/stargazing.md b/english/stargazing/stargazing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f7b8db1276 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stargazing/stargazing.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +"Look at the stars" she said as she looked at him. + +They were laying on the lush green Great Lawn of the Central park. + +She likes admiring the sky because she could imagine themselves in another planet, maybe outside of the galaxy. + +"They are shining for you" his voice sounded soft. He seemed to be calm, even when he had a lot of panic on the inside. + +"They are scared because they know they'll never see us together again". + +He gave her a quick peck on her lips and took her hand to hold it like he never did before. + +They closed their eyes and a couple of minutes later everything vanished suddenly. + +Finally, he woke up from his [dream](../dream/dream.md) diff --git a/english/start-dancing/startDancing.md b/english/start-dancing/startDancing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c05fb065a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/start-dancing/startDancing.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +When the song finishes, you think it is a great idea to start a party for all the people there. + +What do you serve to your guests at this party to end all parties? + +[smores](../smores/smores.md) (Yummy dance food!) + +[Hot fruit](../madness/cthulhu.md) (Hey, isn't the the bowl you mixed the glint in?) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/nothing-at-first/dejavu.md b/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/nothing-at-first/dejavu.md index 754fa05157..9f6c6e6b36 100644 --- a/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/nothing-at-first/dejavu.md +++ b/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/nothing-at-first/dejavu.md @@ -10,4 +10,4 @@ Your new surroundings appear familiar. You have a strange feeling you've been here before. -[The marshamallows have come into focus and you realize you are back where you started] (../../../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file +[The marshamallows have come into focus and you realize you are back where you started](../../../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/reach.md b/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/reach.md index 5da7ef8819..bf0e07d68e 100644 --- a/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/reach.md +++ b/english/staypuft/ghostbusters/protons/reach.md @@ -11,10 +11,10 @@ fact YOU who has vanished! You look around and see... -[nothing...at first] (nothing-at-first/dejavu.md) +[nothing...at first](nothing-at-first/dejavu.md) -[that items appear to be oddly square] (../../../you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md) +[that items appear to be oddly square](../../../you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md) -[trees all around you] (../../../find-exit/into-forest/forest.md) +[trees all around you](../../../find-exit/into-forest/forest.md) -[a mountain in front of you] (../../../find-exit/into-mountains/mountains.md) \ No newline at end of file +[a mountain in front of you](../../../find-exit/into-mountains/mountains.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/steelers/steelers.md b/english/steelers/steelers.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..91035f0676 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/steelers/steelers.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Hah, just a ruse to get someone else to join Steeler Nation, ZING! + +I figured as much; but OK, count me in! If you're not a Steelers + +fan, then check out [here](../nfl-chiefs/nfl-chiefs.md) diff --git a/english/stole/stole.md b/english/stole/stole.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a5a5a2f2e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stole/stole.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +{\rtf1\ansi\ansicpg1252\cocoartf1671\cocoasubrtf500 +{\fonttbl\f0\fswiss\fcharset0 Helvetica;} +{\colortbl;\red255\green255\blue255;} +{\*\expandedcolortbl;;} +\paperw11900\paperh16840\margl1440\margr1440\vieww10800\viewh8400\viewkind0 +\pard\tx566\tx1133\tx1700\tx2267\tx2834\tx3401\tx3968\tx4535\tx5102\tx5669\tx6236\tx6803\pardirnatural\partightenfactor0 + +\f0\fs24 \cf0 So the lion stole his baby in return.} \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/stopbernie/stopbernie.md b/english/stopbernie/stopbernie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dd29659603 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/stopbernie/stopbernie.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +Nothing is free. [Even the middle class will pay more under Bernie Sanders](http://goo.gl/uZIN0d) + +Did you know Bernie Sanders has even flirted with a [maximum income](http://goo.gl/AvGGSv)? + +Go [back to menu](../marshmallow.md) + +Instead of going back you wonder... Can the truth and validity about a tax plan +Be defined by whether or not it is free? Wouldn't that mean that all tax plans are bad? + +You decide that you wan't to educate yourself alittle before making strong oppinions by +reading up on the purpose of taxation [Wikipedia article on taxation](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax) + +[Sanders plan is fine.](https://berniesanders.com/issues/how-bernie-pays-for-his-proposals/) +The non-rich will get more while the currently rich will remain rich. +And despite a few less dollars for the rich, we will all be better off. + +You chuckle to yourself reading the additions, and are suddenly reminded of wiki talk pages. + +Hey, if the guy from the other party wins, you could always [move to Canada](../Canada/Canada.md). diff --git a/english/strange-room/room.md b/english/strange-room/room.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fddf77b1bd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/strange-room/room.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Upon entering, you see a sparsely furnished room with just a table, with a lit candle, and two chairs. + +It's obvious someone has been here recently but who? + +You don't feel scared in the room for now, so you decide to look around for a +few minutes. You look under the table, and find a card with a random phone +number written on it. + +Do you: + +[Call the random number?](../call-a-random-number/answer.md) + +[Leave the room?](../find-exit/leave.md) diff --git a/english/sturgis2015/sturgis.md b/english/sturgis2015/sturgis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3f91a0b67a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sturgis2015/sturgis.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +You jump on your motorcycle and head out for Sturgis, SD! + +You know it is the 75th anniversary so it is going to be a + +a madhouse! The Sturgis mayor is predicting 1 million + +bikers! The town has a population of 6,887 so how can it + +handle ONE MILLION bikers???? Let's find out! + +[Bikes Everywhere!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcWR7wQxsDo) + +[Highway into Sturgis -- NUTS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToB2LPqLbPk) + +[Sexy Girls and Body Paint!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2C3o6uC3Ho) + +[Bike Shows](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCHi9_hrtJI) + +[People Downtown](http://www.rickbird.com/downloads/SturgisPhoto.jpg) + diff --git a/english/submarine/greatDeep.md b/english/submarine/greatDeep.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8983f46f34 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/submarine/greatDeep.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[The thing about submarines is ...](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Male+genital+joke+_8a8562_3703243.jpg) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/super-man/save-the-word.md b/english/super-man/save-the-word.md index 284525929d..755693d14b 100644 --- a/english/super-man/save-the-word.md +++ b/english/super-man/save-the-word.md @@ -10,8 +10,17 @@ As the most glory superman, you decide to save the world. There are Sooooo ~~~ many troubles in or out of our planet. They are all making a unique voice: calling for a Man like you! Do you: -[practice flying?] (../super-powers/practice-flying.md) +[practice flying?](../super-powers/practice-flying.md) -[Find the evil mastermind Lex Luther?] (./lex-luther/find-lex-luther.md) +[Find the evil mastermind Lex Luther?](./lex-luther/find-lex-luther.md) -[Find the bird?] (../find-bird/bird.md) +[Find the bird?](../find-bird/bird.md) + +Or do you rid those decisions from your + mind and decide that you want to be a new + "Super" character all together! You're not + a one role kinda guy, you don't even fit + into the DC universe!! You decide you + must become... + +[Naruto!](../naruto/seventh-hokage.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/super-powers/practice-flying.md b/english/super-powers/practice-flying.md index 73cdbc950f..2daff3dd1f 100644 --- a/english/super-powers/practice-flying.md +++ b/english/super-powers/practice-flying.md @@ -1,8 +1,8 @@ -You can't save the world until you harness your new found power. -You jump up and down a few times but it doesn't amount to much. -You need to get higher. +You can't save the world until you harness your new found power. +You jump up and down a few times but it doesn't amount to much. +You need to get higher. -Your primal roots take over and you frantically climb the nearest tree. You gaze out accross the forest. +Your primal roots take over and you frantically climb the nearest tree. You gaze out accross the forest. You're pretty high up for an average citizen but not for Superman. Getting ready to jump, your heart beats harder than Dre. @@ -16,4 +16,10 @@ Do you: [Soar through the air?](../soar/soar.md) -[Plummet like a rock?](../plummet/plummet.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Plummet like a rock?](../plummet/plummet.md) + +[Dance, dance for elevation?](../hammertime/hammertime.md) + +[Summon dragons!](../dragons/fire-everywhere.md) + +[Shine the Bat Signal?](../batman/batman.md) diff --git a/english/surprise!/surprise.md b/english/surprise!/surprise.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..431fc223b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/surprise!/surprise.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You chose surprise! There is no escape from here!... +well except maybe that one... But we won't talk about that. + diff --git a/english/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md b/english/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md index 5010f1aa45..cdcebe36f5 100644 --- a/english/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md +++ b/english/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md @@ -6,6 +6,18 @@ But, whatever you do, don't touch a hot stove. But, whatever you do, don't use the toaster in the bath tub ... -But, whatever you do, don't talk about your favorite type of "Bath Bomb" or +But, whatever you do, don't talk about your favorite type of "Bath Bomb" or the best "Photo Bomb" you have seen in the airport security line ... +But, whatever you do, be curious... + +But, whatever you do, do things that you're afraid of... + +But, really, whatever you do, CLEAN ALL THE THINGS! + +Do what you love. + +Or do who you love. + +[OK, now back to the issue at hand-- I just woke up in a marshmallow house.](../marshmallow.md) + diff --git a/english/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md b/english/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md index 96b0ed8e5c..47097c73d5 100644 --- a/english/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md +++ b/english/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md @@ -1,41 +1,79 @@ -Shri Swami Vivekananda says: - - -1. Education is not the amount of information that we put into your - -brain and runs riot there, undigested, all your life. - -We must have life building, man making, character making assimilation of ideas. - -If you have assimilated five ideas and made them your life and character - -you have more education than any man who has got by heart a whole library.. - - - - -2. Bear in mind, my children, that only cowards and those who are weak commit sin and tell lies. - -The brave are always moral. - -Try to be moral, try to be brave, try to be sympathising. - - - - -3. Have faith that you are all, my brave lads, born to do great things! - -Let not the barks of puppies frighten you -- no, - -not even the thunderbolts of heaven -- but stand up and work! - - - - -4. Know that every time you feel weak, you not only hurt yourself but also the Cause. - -Infinite faith and strength are the only conditions of success. - - - -[Read More](http://www.awakeningindia.org/life/Teachings.aspx) +Shri Swami Vivekananda says: + + +1. Education is not the amount of information that we put into your + +brain and runs riot there, undigested, all your life. + +We must have life building, man making, character making assimilation of ideas. + +If you have assimilated five ideas and made them your life and character + +you have more education than any man who has got by heart a whole library.. + + + + +2. Bear in mind, my children, that only cowards and those who are weak commit sin and tell lies. + +The brave are always moral. + +Try to be moral, try to be brave, try to be sympathising. + + + + +3. Have faith that you are all, my brave lads, born to do great things! +Let not the barks of puppies frighten you -- no, +not even the thunderbolts of heaven -- but stand up and work! + + + + +4. Know that every time you feel weak, you not only hurt yourself but also the Cause. + Infinite faith and strength are the only conditions of success. + + + + +5. Who is Helping You, Don’t Forget them. + Who is Loving you, Don’t Hate them . + Who is Believing you, Don’t Cheat them. + +6. Anything that makes you weak physically, intellectually + and spiritually,reject as poison. + +7. Talk to yourself at least once in a Day, Otherwise you may, + miss a meeting with an EXCELLENT person in this World. + +8. Relationships are more important than life, + but it is important for those relationships to have life in them. + + +9. You have to grow from the inside out. + None can teach you, none can make you spiritual. + There is no other teacher but your own soul. + +10. Like me or Hate me,both are in my favor, + If you like me I am in your Heart, + If you hate me I am in your mind. + +11. BY the study of different religions we find that in essence they are one. + +12. Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him. + In our own hearts and in every living being. + + +13. Fill the brain with high thoughts, highest ideals place them + day and night before you and out of that will come great work. + +14. Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him , + In our own hearts and in every living being. + + + +[Read More](http://www.awakeningindia.org/life/Teachings.aspx) + +[Read More](http://rishikajain.com/2014/01/11/top-ten-famous-quotes-of-swami-vivekananda/) + +[OK, this was interesting, but something's weird about this place... is that marshmallow?](../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/sweat/sweat.md b/english/sweat/sweat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..92fa49de70 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/sweat/sweat.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You decide to sit down and take the opportunity to let the salty sweat +cleanse your pores because they desperately need it as you've been +spending far too much time learning about Git and GitHub. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/swim/swim.md b/english/swim/swim.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..45acaa667f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/swim/swim.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Swim while sleeping is really cool but dangerous. You swam for 10 min and decided to give it up. + +But then you decided to try again, and jumped into the water whilst sleeping. + +You realize you don't need to breathe, and water cannot get into your nose. + +As you swim more, you rise to the surface and find yourself flying out of the water. +But you are not asleep anymore, and you now have super powers! Do you choose to +[save the world](../super-powers/practice-flying.md) or just fly around forever? diff --git a/english/take-a-nap/take-a-nap.md b/english/take-a-nap/take-a-nap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2e91172d45 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/take-a-nap/take-a-nap.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You wake up a few hours later, and note that there are now two malt balls. + +What will you do? + +[Still sleepy...](../take-more-nap/take-more-nap.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/take-malt/take-malt.md b/english/take-malt/take-malt.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..59d34cb95b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/take-malt/take-malt.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Nothing happens. But...you feel a strange sensation rippling through your +body. You begin to change. Energy and malted milk course through your veins, +while your skin transforms before your very eyes into milk chocolate. +You fall to the ground, unconscious. + +... + +You awake to discover that, through some strange magic, +you have become THE ASTOUNDING MALT-BALL, protector of the innocent +and improver of milk-shakes. + +[Use your powers for good.](../use-powers/use-powers.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/take-more-nap/take-more-nap.md b/english/take-more-nap/take-more-nap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..aee997dbc2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/take-more-nap/take-more-nap.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You woke up a couple of hours later, feeling refreshed. The two malt balls are still there. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/take-nap/cucumber-induced-nap.md b/english/take-nap/cucumber-induced-nap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ca06d6db4f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/take-nap/cucumber-induced-nap.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You unpack your porta-bed that you got from [Costco](http://www.costco.com). + +And lay your head on the [MyPillow](http://www.mypillow.com) that you bought +while you were recovering from an epic night of binge watching. You drift off +to slumber land thinking...man that My Pillow guy has one hell of a moustache. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/talk-to-finn/finn.md b/english/talk-to-finn/finn.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0f99ec9d16 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk-to-finn/finn.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You ask Finn what to do. +He says "Play Minecraft until papa comes home" +That doesn't really resolved the situation, +but now you no longer care. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/man/mulder.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/man/mulder.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ef76c8f7dd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/man/mulder.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +"I'm FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder," the man says in a monotone voice. +The man looked very stange. I was scared and looked frantically for the woman +I saw the woman and ran toward her. + +As I ran I failed to notice a hose running along the ground. +I tripped over it and went sprawling headlong. +I picked myself up and continued running toward the woman. + +[Talk to the woman](../woman/scully.md) diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/talk_to_neighbour.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/talk_to_neighbour.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1528f3f891 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/talk_to_neighbour.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +I hear you +I see you +I'm Listening + +As you speak to your neighbor, you see a dark car approach. Two figures emerge, a man and a woman. + +My heart is pumping! +My lip feel dry! + +I brave myself to + +[Talk to the woman](woman/scully.md) + +[Talk to the man](man/mulder.md) diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/bored/circus.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/bored/circus.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f743f0ee69 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/bored/circus.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Picture of elephants in tutus begin to float through your brain... + diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/go-with-scully/hanging-with-scully/hanging-with-scully.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/go-with-scully/hanging-with-scully/hanging-with-scully.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5718bb7944 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/go-with-scully/hanging-with-scully/hanging-with-scully.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +There's a scientist of sorts that can help us understand the situation. But he lives in Las Vegas. + +[Get on a plane to Vegas] (../../../../forest/forest.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/go-with-scully/talk-aside.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/go-with-scully/talk-aside.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27cc87a53c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/go-with-scully/talk-aside.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Scully says "Listen, I need you're help. The world is in grave danger. +Will you help me?" + +[Sure](hanging-with-scully/hanging-with-scully.md) + +[Nah, I gotta go](../../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/big-bump/scream/scream.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/big-bump/scream/scream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b7662b0f24 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/big-bump/scream/scream.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You scream and scream but nobody can hear you. + +Then you hit the ground and die instantly. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/big-bump/strange-thing.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/big-bump/strange-thing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6e120449db --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/big-bump/strange-thing.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +In the rear-view mirrow you see an oddly shaped thing laying in the middel of the road... + +Without paying attention to the road, you drive off of a cliff! + +All you can do is [scream](scream/scream.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/drive.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/drive.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..552ce5a426 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/hop-into-car/drive.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You push Scully aside and hop into the car. +You drive off into the sunset leaving behind the smell of burning rubber. + +[Suddenly, you feel a big bump!](big-bump/strange-thing.md) + diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/say-hi/rare.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/say-hi/rare.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e1669296a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/say-hi/rare.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +The alien seems surprised that you said hello and replies: +"Thank you! Very few humans have been polite enough to acknowledge my existance at all." +"Because you were nice, I will increase your intelligence by 10%" +Suddenly, you feel 10% sadder. + +Since you feel sad, you think it's not a good idea to stay with them. +Then you decide to [Drive away](../hop-into-car/drive.md) diff --git a/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/scully.md b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/scully.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e1f6b0706c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/talk_to_neighbour/woman/scully.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +"I'm Special Agent Dana Scully. You may also know me from The Fall or Hannibal." +"I need your help. This man beside me is an Alien." + +[Go with Scully](go-with-scully/talk-aside.md) + +[Bored](bored/circus.md), you start to think of something else. + +[Drive away](hop-into-car/drive.md) + +[Say Hi to the Alien](say-hi/rare.md) + diff --git a/english/tango/hug/hug.md b/english/tango/hug/hug.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8e86c14dba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tango/hug/hug.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hug your partner. Yes, really. Hug them like you love them. diff --git a/english/tango/tango.md b/english/tango/tango.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..77ea1c8845 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tango/tango.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Hey, good choice! OK, here's how to tango: + +1. Find a partner. + +2. Play some music. Golden Age tango would be best, but it's your choice. + +3. [Hug](hug/hug.md) your partner. + +4. [Walk](walk/walk.md) in time with the music. + diff --git a/english/tango/walk/walk.md b/english/tango/walk/walk.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..edec4292a3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tango/walk/walk.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Walk. One foot in front of the other, preferably in time with the music. + +You'll be walking forwards, your partner will be walking backwards. + +Keep your eyes open and watch out for collisions. diff --git a/english/tea/tea.md b/english/tea/tea.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dbf9005d2c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tea/tea.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Ummm... + +Such a nice cup of tea. Just a little milk. No sugar. Perfect. + +Now, you think to yourself... + +"What I need is a link." But, to where? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tell-mother/call-mother/call-mother.md b/english/tell-mother/call-mother/call-mother.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..923dc25b4b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tell-mother/call-mother/call-mother.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Your mother is so glad you called that she places an order of 2 tons of marshmallows for you... yeah... good choice! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tell-mother/select-option/select-option.md b/english/tell-mother/select-option/select-option.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..84f560aaba --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tell-mother/select-option/select-option.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +By letting your curiosity get the best of you, +you selected the new option and wiped your phone clean, +losing all data you had stored. I'm sorry. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tell-mother/tell-mother.md b/english/tell-mother/tell-mother.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d8b863b049 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tell-mother/tell-mother.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You pull out your cell phone to call your mother. It has seven extra antennas. +Turning it on, you notice a new option you've never seen before. + +Do you... + +[...select the option to see what it does?](select-option/select-option.md) + +or... + +[...call your mother?](call-mother/call-mother.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/test-driven-development-rules/AccordingToUncleBob.md b/english/test-driven-development-rules/AccordingToUncleBob.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..14317fc4f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/test-driven-development-rules/AccordingToUncleBob.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Test Driven Development in terms of three simple rules. They are: + + +1) You are not allowed to write any production code +unless it is to make a failing unit test pass. + +2) You are not allowed to write any more of a unit test +than is sufficient to fail; and compilation failures are failures. + +3) You are not allowed to write any more production code +than is sufficient to pass the one failing unit test. diff --git a/english/texas/texas.md b/english/texas/texas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f22e88a6fe --- /dev/null +++ b/english/texas/texas.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The man informs you that you are in Texas!! +No wonder everything is so big. +Time to follow your [destiny](../destiny/destiny.md). +

+Or just [alchemy](../alchemy/alchemy.md) time! diff --git a/english/the-nights/the-nights.md b/english/the-nights/the-nights.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a11d942d4d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/the-nights/the-nights.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +One day you'll leave this world behind +So live a life you will remember. + [Go Back](../marshmallow.md) + Stay hungry, stay foolish! + + Know your [why](why/darts.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/the-nights/why/darts.md b/english/the-nights/why/darts.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f492afaa5d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/the-nights/why/darts.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +They will throw darts at your face but don't let their disgrace enter your space \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/the-slayer/freddie/freddie.md b/english/the-slayer/freddie/freddie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..84cf04f9c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/the-slayer/freddie/freddie.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Freddie saved the little marshmallows stabing the terrible marshmallow with +his chocolate stick. + +As the terrible marshmallow lay heaped on the floor, he wheezed a final threat at Freddie, +"You think you've won. You think you've defeated me. But there s'more." +With that the terrible marshmallow began to convulse in a mix of evil laughing and gasps for air. + +Freddie stood over the terrible marshmallow, trying to think of a witty retort. +Nothing was coming to his head. There was only one thing left to do. + +[Practice yoga.](../../yoga/breathe/breathe.md) + +[Take a nap.](../../take-a-nap/take-a-nap.md) diff --git a/english/the-slayer/marshmallow-slayer.md b/english/the-slayer/marshmallow-slayer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0387c7dee9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/the-slayer/marshmallow-slayer.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Once upon a time it was the most terrible marshmallow, who slew very many poor little marshmallows. +But for fortune it was a heroic marshmallow called Freddie. Lets look at how he saved the little +marshmallows: + +[Freddie](freddie/freddie.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/thesituation/situation.md b/english/thesituation/situation.md index 85c13cf81c..ea0e12c206 100644 --- a/english/thesituation/situation.md +++ b/english/thesituation/situation.md @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ You suddenly realize that you have not thought of how you got here or where you came from or even who you are. -This situation must be addressed... +This situation really must be addressed... What do you do next? diff --git a/english/think/fire/lightfire.md b/english/think/fire/lightfire.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d27e743df4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/think/fire/lightfire.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You are not the avatars you create, you are the light that shines through you. +And as you walk past these door, remember that you will have just two choices: +love and fear. Choose love and never let fear stop you! diff --git a/english/think/growrich.md b/english/think/growrich.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a546f2249e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/think/growrich.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Success is not an elusive, esoteric, god-like feature that only the special amongst us can have. It truly exists! +And each one of us is capable of achieving it. + + +Love your [neighbour](loveneighbour/neighbour.md) as you love yourself. + + +That [fire](fire/lightfire.md) is present in each one of us. Never let it burn out! diff --git a/english/think/loveneighbour/neighbour.md b/english/think/loveneighbour/neighbour.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..362568ae9b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/think/loveneighbour/neighbour.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +If you cannot love your neighbour, why do you say you love me? +Every being on this earth has been made in the image and likeness of God diff --git a/english/this-story-is-about-you/this-story-is-about-you.md b/english/this-story-is-about-you/this-story-is-about-you.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f8ae7eff1e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/this-story-is-about-you/this-story-is-about-you.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You try to remember the story... you've heard it before.. +There is a song... isn't it??? +Too many questions, too few answers.. +So first things first.... +What kind of story is this?? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/thunder-carrots/thunder-carrots.md b/english/thunder-carrots/thunder-carrots.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..53dad6fc39 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/thunder-carrots/thunder-carrots.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +You dream of walking to the microwave in the kitchen. +And you warm up a little soup. But then something happens. + +Out from the microwave, a dozen exploding thunder carrots swarm you smothering you as you cower. +You fall to the ground and hit your head. You come to, and, + +Yes! + +That's how to [clone](https://goo.gl/IqYvlE) a remote! + +So you get to cloning. And get [back to your journey](../marshmallow.md). + +"That was strange" you think. Perhaps the shock from the thunder carrots fried something in my brain because I +could have sworn that I just literally traveled THROUGH cyberspace...like, my whole body went there and back again. + diff --git a/english/tickle/tickle.md b/english/tickle/tickle.md index 5f1ec52842..3d98549d65 100644 --- a/english/tickle/tickle.md +++ b/english/tickle/tickle.md @@ -1,3 +1,4 @@ You begin to tickle the marshmallow and the marshmallow begins to laugh. You continue tickling and the marshmallow laughs harder and everything begins to shake. -Suddenly, all the marshmallow explodes and you are covered in gooey goodness. \ No newline at end of file +Suddenly, all the marshmallow explodes and you are covered in gooey goodness. +You begin to lick the gooey goodness and begin to laugh. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tiger-attack/tiger-attack.md b/english/tiger-attack/tiger-attack.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2966c39277 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tiger-attack/tiger-attack.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The tigers come charging at me full speed. They are after the lemonade, I just know it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tiger/tiger.md b/english/tiger/tiger.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e8ee65825e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tiger/tiger.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +There is a tiger in the grass, do you run or [bake cookies](../bake-cookies/cookies.md)? diff --git a/english/time-machine/time-machine.md b/english/time-machine/time-machine.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ed319262d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/time-machine/time-machine.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +I have already built the time machine, the machine is designed to use one-time and then it disappears. +There is no way back to the current time. + +So think carefully before you choose. + +Which part of the world, and what time you want to travel? And why? + +[You decide to travel to 2135 and say goodbye to the moonmen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqiSBxvdws) + +[You travel to 2017 and meet with an Apple Engineer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSC_UG5_kU) + +[You decide to travel back in time to visit a founding father of America](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0aX8Jy1tME) + +You travel to [1999](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddzbxJasID4)to prepare for Y2k. + +[You turn back](../marshmallow.md) + +You decide to go for a [ride](./time-machine.md) in a +time loop \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/time-travel/time-travel.md b/english/time-travel/time-travel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..97fd8b8bf6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/time-travel/time-travel.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You are really confused, you faint again, wake up and get a migraine. diff --git a/english/timeTunnel/timeTunnel.md b/english/timeTunnel/timeTunnel.md index 2529de3c44..5e7e94e3d9 100644 --- a/english/timeTunnel/timeTunnel.md +++ b/english/timeTunnel/timeTunnel.md @@ -2,4 +2,19 @@ Upon exiting the time tunnel, it is clear you have entered the future. There are flying cars complete the the whirring noise. However, marshmellows have been banned. This must be corrected, but how? -Suddenly, a cat walks up and says "Is that a marshmallow on your fork?" \ No newline at end of file +Suddenly, a cat walks up and says "Is that a marshmallow on your fork?" + +You quickly stuff the marshmellow in your mouth and garble out a quick, "no". + +The cat suspiciously notes, "alrighty then, nyaan. Good thing it wasn't, otherwise, +I would've had to take you away, nyaan. I'll be off now!" + +As you watch the cat pounce off into the distance, you feel a moment of relief, +as you had almost been captured by the totalitarian state of cats. +What a strange future, you think to yourself. + +You look around to develop a better sense of where in the world you are right now +and you spot a mysteriously large, robust door, +decorated with an assortment of sweets, the likes of which, are rarely seen. + +[Walk closer and inspect the door](../world-war-marshmallows/world-war-marshmallows.md) diff --git a/english/tintumon-mallu/maina/maina.md b/english/tintumon-mallu/maina/maina.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..18c065856c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tintumon-mallu/maina/maina.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Maina was sitting in the front of suresh's house. +When maina looked at suresh, she understood that suresh was lost in thoughts. +Maina decided to wake suresh from his thoughts. +So she made a sound "KLA KLA KLI KLI KLU KLU". And the rest is history. diff --git a/english/tintumon-mallu/tintu-main.md b/english/tintumon-mallu/tintu-main.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c988ef3896 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tintumon-mallu/tintu-main.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +In Mallu land there was a boy called [Tintu](../../Malayalam/malayalam.md) + +He was friends with [Maina](maina/maina.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/to-be-a-snowman/to-be-a-snowman.md b/english/to-be-a-snowman/to-be-a-snowman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8d7a7bdda9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/to-be-a-snowman/to-be-a-snowman.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Who on earth want to be a snowman in a summer day in Texas? Noboby! +Let's just ride a horse and be a Cowboy. That's what everybody one +to be... Yeeehaaa!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/toasted/smores_pie.md b/english/toasted/smores_pie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bc6adb51b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/toasted/smores_pie.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +The light brown color reminds me of s'mores brownie pie with fudgy +homemade brownies topped with a gooey toasted marshmallows piled inside +a buttery graham cracker's crust and I'm lost in the thought of s'mores +brownie pie and sweet [home](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/torch/torch.md b/english/torch/torch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..460e4ca29e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/torch/torch.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +torch.md + +Upon inspection the object has a small depression. +When pressed an incandescent glow is emitted and the room comes into view +. [Return to the twisted passages](../zork/zork.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tos/tos.md b/english/tos/tos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2cbf688948 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tos/tos.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +[Tree of Savior](http://www.tosbase.com/) is the spiritual successor + +to the classic MMORPG [Ragnarok Online](http://www.playragnarok.com/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/total-war/universe/universe.md b/english/total-war/universe/universe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0d5149f3f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/total-war/universe/universe.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Warhammer Fantasy is a fantasy setting, created by Games Workshop, +which is used by many games, including the table top wargame Warhammer Fantasy Battle, +the Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay (WFRP) pen-and-paper role-playing game, +and the MMORPG Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning. + +More info [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warhammer_Fantasy_(setting)). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/total-war/war-start.md b/english/total-war/war-start.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..74f6d5a69b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/total-war/war-start.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Total War - Warhammer is a turn-based strategy game with +epic real-time tactical battles between armies. + +It is also the first in its franchise that introduces a +fantasy setting from the [Warhammer universe](universe/universe.md). + +Here is a [trailer](https://youtu.be/qjzLuddjIUI) for the game. + +The game also support online multiplayer battles. +[Here](https://youtu.be/JBVIRGrvUfk) is an example of a online 3v3 game play. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/train-ride/train-ride.md b/english/train-ride/train-ride.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..064a2d44de --- /dev/null +++ b/english/train-ride/train-ride.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +You are standing in front of a fire breathing, steam spitting locomotive. +The Engineer grabs you by the collar and whisks you into the cab. + +"Grab that shovel and start loading the fire with coal!", he bellows at you. +"Keep your eye on the water gauge and work the injector! All right? Let's go!" + +The Engineer hauls back on the throttle, gives a blast on the whistle and +before you know it, you're feeding the beast with black gold as it accelerates +in a cloud of smoke and steam vapor, rolling along the country side flowing +past in a blur of speed. + +Hogwarts castle is in sight! It won't be long now! You have been waiting for this day your whole life. + +You hope your experience will be different from [others...](../magic/magic.md) + +But all of a sudden.... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/transform/transform.md b/english/transform/transform.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..789d0e1ad2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/transform/transform.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +Suddenly, everything around you grows larger. The walls seem to move away then rise and rise until they can no longer be +distinguished from the ceiling. There's just the dome of the 'sky.' The items that you had previously set aside likewise +tower over you. Clearly, you have shrunk. + +You feel... spongy. Squishy, even. You try to hold up your hands, but you don't have any! Looking down, you see the +golden ring around your waist like a belt. The rest of you is white, soft, and cylindrical. + +You have turned into a marshmallow! The fear of chocolate and graham crackers fills you. + +How will you escape this delicious nightmare? + +[Accept your fate and settle in to watch some netflix](../netflix/netflix.md) + +[Dance your blues away](../hammertime/hammertime.md) + +[Try to boot up your marshmallow-y brain and think yourself out of this situation](../ponder/ponder-about-life.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/trapezoid/trapezoid.md b/english/trapezoid/trapezoid.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27b0280c54 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/trapezoid/trapezoid.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +There is a blackboard and a chalk + +You draw a perfect trapezoid on the blackboard + +The finished trapezoid starts to glow and a hole appears + +Mystified, you enter the trapezoid diff --git a/english/travel-destinations/fall/fall.md b/english/travel-destinations/fall/fall.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8179bd4b11 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/travel-destinations/fall/fall.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Fall is the time to enjoy nature's amazing color displays known as "fall foliage"! + +Two great national parks for leaf peeping are +the [Blue Ridge Parkway](http://www.nps.gov/blri/index.htm) + +and [Acadia](http://www.nps.gov/acad/index.htm) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/travel-destinations/spectre/spectre.md b/english/travel-destinations/spectre/spectre.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..db4da38ebb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/travel-destinations/spectre/spectre.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +The grass so green + +Skies so blue + +Spectre is really great! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/travel-destinations/spring/spring.md b/english/travel-destinations/spring/spring.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c58cd402ea --- /dev/null +++ b/english/travel-destinations/spring/spring.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Awaken your spirits by going to [Yosemite National Park](http://www.yosemitepark.com/) + +Find your luck in [Ireland](http://www.stpatricksfestival.ie/). diff --git a/english/travel-destinations/travel-destinations.md b/english/travel-destinations/travel-destinations.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc8c91433f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/travel-destinations/travel-destinations.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +It's glorious Spring! Here are some great [destinations](spring/spring.md): + +It's Summer! Time to explore these places: + +[Spectre](spectre/spectre.md) + +[Sweden](https://youtu.be/5KYm1UpXiq0?t=53s) + +Visit the Rhine and Rothenburg +[Germany](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD9b7mP6whk) + +Fall is a great season to take a vacation in any of these spots: +[fall destinations](fall/fall.md) + +It's frosty winter.. but these places can be excitng: +[winter destinations](winter/winter.md) diff --git a/english/travel-destinations/winter/winter.md b/english/travel-destinations/winter/winter.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e79e20f91b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/travel-destinations/winter/winter.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Winter can be a cold and bitter time. However, it is hard to find more +beauty outdoors than the snow capped peaks of [Glacier National Park] +(http://www.nps.gov/glac/index.htm)! Great adventure awaits there. You can +camp and hike. If you are adventurous, you can try some winter wilderness +treks in the [backcountry](http://www.nps.gov/glac/planyourvisit/backcountry.htm). +Hope you have winter navigation skills! diff --git a/english/travel/destinations.md b/english/travel/destinations.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9689d96e6a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/travel/destinations.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Choose: +[Mexico](https://www.google.com/search?ei=-_HlXOTaH-7l_QaM35Iw&q=travel+mexico) + +[Japan](https://www.google.com/search?ei=__HlXMeYKI6Oggetm6CgCQ&q=travel+japan) + +[Portugal](https://www.google.com/search?q=portugal+travel&oq=portugal+travel) diff --git a/english/triathlon/triathlon.md b/english/triathlon/triathlon.md index 18dc88cfd3..2946e9d9e7 100644 --- a/english/triathlon/triathlon.md +++ b/english/triathlon/triathlon.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -You were always intrigued my endurance sports. +You were always intrigued by endurance sports. So you head over to wikipedia and look up triathlon. It happens to be one of the most demanding endurance events in the world. The full distance entails 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike and 26.2 mile run. @@ -7,3 +7,18 @@ You click on the [IRONMAN](http://www.ironman.com) link on the wikipedia page. There happens to be a race very close to you and you sign up. What the? did I just do? +It's only noon, and the race is 6 months away. You must train. +After one hour perusing pictures of glorious triathlon victories, you realize +the true key to success is all in your tri-suit. +You head over to [Amazon](http://www.amazon.com) to spend the rest of your day +reading reviews. + +Okay, now you realize that this is going to cost you some real money. You +have to get some serious gear to compete. You can't just use an old bike +and any pair of sneakers. You need to put together a budget. + +When you sit down to crunch the numbers for your budget, your wife asks, +"When's last time you crunched your abs? You know the triathlon is right +around the corner. Suddenly it hits you, you've been avoiding what +you're really afrad of. It's a lot easier to buy gear and make plans +to train rather than actually training. Off to the gym you go. diff --git a/english/trip-to-Taiwan/trip-to-Taiwan.md b/english/trip-to-Taiwan/trip-to-Taiwan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6480212bdd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/trip-to-Taiwan/trip-to-Taiwan.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +hi there, Taiwan is a place full of delicious foods and friendly people, +wanna know [more](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiwan) ? diff --git a/english/tunnel/blind-search/blind-search.md b/english/tunnel/blind-search/blind-search.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6201550d03 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/blind-search/blind-search.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You feel around in the dark tunnel. The floor is smooth except for a small hole slightly larger than your hand. + +[Reach in for something useful.] (small-hole/small-hole.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tunnel/blind-search/small-hole/officer-returns/return-of-officer.md b/english/tunnel/blind-search/small-hole/officer-returns/return-of-officer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b7e79546f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/blind-search/small-hole/officer-returns/return-of-officer.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +As you awaken, you feel the venom of the sting creeping up your arm. + +The officer can't be far behind now. + +Then, approaching footsteps echo down the tunnel. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tunnel/blind-search/small-hole/small-hole.md b/english/tunnel/blind-search/small-hole/small-hole.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71325cb6af --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/blind-search/small-hole/small-hole.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +As you reach into the hole you feel a sharp sting on your hand. You pull your hand back to your body. +Your thoughts start to get fuzzy and you black out. + +Moments later, you [awake](officer-returns/return-of-officer.md) in a daze. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tunnel/continue/continue.md b/english/tunnel/continue/continue.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1da4ffe6ae --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/continue/continue.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +As you keep pushing on through the dark tunnel you eventually start to see a soft glow begin to appear. + +[Run towards the light](tunnel-end/tunnel-end.md) diff --git a/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/tunnel-end.md b/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/tunnel-end.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6ce0112d2a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/tunnel-end.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +As you run towards the soft glow you come to the tunnel's end. +You see before you train tracks and a softly glowing light on the wall facing you. +The train tracks extend to your left and right. + +Which way should you go? + +[Left](turn-left/turn-left.md) + +[Right](turn-right/turn-right.md) diff --git a/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/turn-left/turn-left.md b/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/turn-left/turn-left.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..08e3b5f176 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/turn-left/turn-left.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You turn left and follow the tracks. +After some time, you come across an empty subway station. +The only light comes from the sparsely placed lights in the tunnel with the +tracks. diff --git a/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/turn-right/turn-right.md b/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/turn-right/turn-right.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..12995c22d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/continue/tunnel-end/turn-right/turn-right.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You turn right and follow the tracks. +The soft light ebbs and grows, as you walk past the infreaquent lights placed +on the walls around you. +You keep walking, with no apparent end to this tunnel in sight. diff --git a/english/tunnel/stop/stop.md b/english/tunnel/stop/stop.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a70163c42d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/stop/stop.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You decide to stop and meditate on your current state. diff --git a/english/tunnel/tunnel.md b/english/tunnel/tunnel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b9a2631cc8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tunnel/tunnel.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You sprint into the tunnel. The light quickly fades as you rush +deeper into its depths. It gets eerily quiet. You can no longer +hear your pursuer, only your breath echoing around you. + +[Look for a light.] (blind-search/blind-search.md) + +[Continue down the tunnel.] (continue/continue.md) + +[Stop and meditate on the situation](stop/stop.md) diff --git a/english/turing-test/Cortana/ask_Cortana.md b/english/turing-test/Cortana/ask_Cortana.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..87ce0ad931 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/turing-test/Cortana/ask_Cortana.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Repeat You launch Cortana + + Cortana: Hey You! What can I help you with today? + + You: Cortana, how do I battle a wall made of giant marshmallows that are attacking me? + + Cortana: Flame throwers are good for melting giant marshmallows. + +You: Hmmm....That smells sweet… + +Do you: + +[Wait](../ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) diff --git a/english/turing-test/OkGoogle/ask_OkGoogle.md b/english/turing-test/OkGoogle/ask_OkGoogle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..290d81ee8d --- /dev/null +++ b/english/turing-test/OkGoogle/ask_OkGoogle.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You: Ok Google + + OK Google: Hey You! What can I help you with today? + + You: OK Google, how do I battle a wall made of giant marshmallows that are attacking me? + + OK Google: Here is a map of the wall of giant marshmallows, just walk around it. + +You: Hmmm....I need the walk anyway + +Do you: + +[Wait](../ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) diff --git a/english/turing-test/eliza/ask_eliza.md b/english/turing-test/eliza/ask_eliza.md index 5a88379dee..62eee57e32 100644 --- a/english/turing-test/eliza/ask_eliza.md +++ b/english/turing-test/eliza/ask_eliza.md @@ -14,6 +14,9 @@ Your memory skills at retrieving model numbers of arcane cathod-ray tube devices in the late seventies and early eighties are rewarded with the following enigmatic response from ELIZA: +Perhaps in your fantasies I am wearing that dusty ADM-34 CRT? How do I even get parts for +that thing? +You respond: diff --git a/english/turing-test/princessnell/princessnell.md b/english/turing-test/princessnell/princessnell.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..51bf0305de --- /dev/null +++ b/english/turing-test/princessnell/princessnell.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Princess Nell has learned about the world via a nearly-magical book entitled "A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer". +In this book, she has learned that the best Turing Test involves romantic subtleties. +She advises you to see if the marshmallow responds to courthsip practices. diff --git a/english/turing-test/siri/ask_siri.md b/english/turing-test/siri/ask_siri.md index 4b5317fad1..d261e6b70c 100644 --- a/english/turing-test/siri/ask_siri.md +++ b/english/turing-test/siri/ask_siri.md @@ -6,8 +6,16 @@ Repeat You launch Siri Siri: Here is a list of recipes using giant marshmallows. +You: Hmmm....marshashmallows sound delicious. Are there any Android themed ones. + +Siri: Here is list of recipes in honour of the new Android release. Is that all? + You: No! I need help! Siri: Ok. How can I help you? Until battery dies… + +Do you: + +[Wait](../ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) diff --git a/english/turing-test/turing-test.md b/english/turing-test/turing-test.md index 8f7545d921..5e2d4a9235 100644 --- a/english/turing-test/turing-test.md +++ b/english/turing-test/turing-test.md @@ -8,20 +8,27 @@ At first you hear no response. And then, a deep rumble comes from all around. Do you: -[Realize that someone has poured a bucket of water on you.] (bucket/water.md) +[Ask Princess Nell to help you decide if the marshmallow is a just a machine](princessnell/princessnell.md) -[Realize that you are in the ghostbusters movie and wait for the marshmallow to explode] (ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) +[Realize that someone has poured a bucket of water on you.](bucket/water.md) + +[Realize that you are in the ghostbusters movie and wait for the marshmallow to explode](ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) [Be left clueless by this reference and try to eat your way out](eat/eat.md) -[Understand that you need Ghostbusters, and build a stay puft marshmallow man] (../staypuft/marshmallowman.md) +[Understand that you need Ghostbusters, and build a stay puft marshmallow man](../staypuft/marshmallowman.md) + +[Assume you're on a prank show and begin looking for Ashton Kutcher](prank/prank.md) + +[Go Super Saiyan to roast the marshmallow with a Kamehameha](dragonball/dragonball.md) + +[Ask ELIZA, who just happens to be running on a nearby terminal](eliza/ask_eliza.md) -[Assume you're on a prank show and begin looking for Ashton Kutcher] (prank/prank.md) +[Forget ELIZA, ask Siri](siri/ask_siri.md) -[Go Super Saiyan to roast the marshmallow with a Kamehameha] (dragonball/dragonball.md) +[Wear the one ring and turn invisible](ring/one_ring.md) -[Ask ELIZA, who just happens to be running on a nearby terminal] (eliza/ask_eliza.md) +[Forget Siri, asks Cortana](Cortana/ask_Cortana.md) -[Forget ELIZA, ask Siri] (siri/ask_siri.md) +[If you really want to know something, ask OkGoogle](OkGoogle/ask_OkGoogle.md) -[Wear the one ring and turn invisible] (ring/one_ring.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tvf-play/watch.md b/english/tvf-play/watch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2247ea3f09 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tvf-play/watch.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +They have [good](https://tvfplay.com/) content. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/tweet-it/tweet-it.md b/english/tweet-it/tweet-it.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ce8d21d656 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/tweet-it/tweet-it.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + +Why try and figure out what could go wrong in a bizzare + marshallow-filled room when you have twitter followers to keep happy? + +"@Udacity totes lol look at deez dank marshmallows #snacktime #blessed" + diff --git a/english/udacity/udacity.md b/english/udacity/udacity.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d6b2248fdb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/udacity/udacity.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Alas, there is not, you're stuck. Get Caroline on it! + +Click [here](https://github.com/cbuckey-uda) to visit Caroline's github page! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/underwater/scuba-diving.md b/english/underwater/scuba-diving.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..358c933bc6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/underwater/scuba-diving.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +70 % of this planet is water. The underwater world is beautiful with wildlife like corals and fish. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/unending-story/unending-story.md b/english/unending-story/unending-story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..99b052e277 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unending-story/unending-story.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +It ain't ending.. it ain't ending.. + +Heck, it's not meant to be. + +[Go back to sleep.](../sleep/marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/unicorn/existence/existence.md b/english/unicorn/existence/existence.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e311915ac6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/existence/existence.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +The grey walls surrounding you look brighter than usual. The monotony continues. You question the nature of porridge. + +The porridge, at least, is [real](realporridge/porridge.md). + +This room, too, is an [illusion](fakeporridge/descartes.md). + +Does it really [matter](justporridge/suchness.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/unicorn/existence/fakeporridge/descartes.md b/english/unicorn/existence/fakeporridge/descartes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1ac2f7a5f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/existence/fakeporridge/descartes.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +No. There is no reason to assume this place is more real than the others. +Could not Descartes' demon make this place as well? Keith agrees. + +"Yeah, man. I don't know why you even trust your senses any more." Your porridge glows blue, faintly. + +Keith licks his tobbaco-stained teeth and snorts. + +"Are you going to eat that, man? I've got the munchies something fierce." + +You push the bowl toward him, having completely lost your appetite as well as your mind. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/unicorn/existence/justporridge/suchness.md b/english/unicorn/existence/justporridge/suchness.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..612984c80f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/existence/justporridge/suchness.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Things are what they are and they are not. +The porridge is real and it is not real. +The room is real and it is an illusion. +The terms we use are meaningless and meaningfull. + +It matters and it does not. + +There is no nature to porridge. +There is no you to ponder it. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/unicorn/existence/realporridge/porridge.md b/english/unicorn/existence/realporridge/porridge.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0d6e8a4285 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/existence/realporridge/porridge.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Yes. Whatever reality's faults, one must hold fast to what is. Any other way leads to madness. + +The porridge is plain and tasteless. You crave a cigarrette. + +Maybe you should try Nicorette, might prevent you from going insane. diff --git a/english/unicorn/no/no.md b/english/unicorn/no/no.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d2c12d1291 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/no/no.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You lie and say that you're all out. Keith the Unicorn looks at you suspiciously and says he doesn't believe you. +His eyes are jaundiced, and he's better off without the smoke, but you worry that he may have the power to read minds. + +You feel awkward and realise that unicorns named Keith are overrated so [you wake up](../existence/existence.md). + +You're worried about Keith's health so you +[give him the card of a good supernatural vet you know](./super-vet/super-vet.md) diff --git a/english/unicorn/no/super-vet/read-card/read-card.md b/english/unicorn/no/super-vet/read-card/read-card.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..33b34f2ce9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/no/super-vet/read-card/read-card.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Front: +Dr. McStuffins MD +World Class Imaginary Animal Veterinarian +Specialty in hoofed/winged mythological creatures. +Centaurs, Pegasi, Unicorns, Minotaurs... No humans. + +Office hours: 9:30 PM - 12:00 PM; 1:30 PM - 3:00 PM | M, W + 10:30 PM - 12:00 PM; | Th + +Number 12 Grimmauld Place +Kings Cross, CA 77777 + + +Back: +Leave review on Yelp for free de-licing on next visit. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/unicorn/no/super-vet/super-vet.md b/english/unicorn/no/super-vet/super-vet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4958b0ece3 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/no/super-vet/super-vet.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +You pull the vets business card from your pocket and hold it outstreched in your hand to Keith. +The unicorn gives you an angry look and you're not sure if it's because you've been too forward +about his health or that he doesn't have hands with which to take the card. + +You nearly admit that this whole time you have been thinking about riding him like a bucking +bronco. Like in [this] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiHXnSkP6Qw) cowboy video you saw +this morning. But just in case he can't read your mind; you make a +different choice. + +[Read the card to him] (read-card/read-card.md) + +[Back away slowly and go collect mushrooms] (../../../mushroom/collect_mushroom.md) diff --git a/english/unicorn/thebigquestion/thebigquestion.md b/english/unicorn/thebigquestion/thebigquestion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..821bcb460a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/thebigquestion/thebigquestion.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Keith asks you regretfully for a cigarette. You have a pack but you aren't sure how to respond. + +Do you [give him one?](../yes/yes.md) + +Or do you say [no?](../no/no.md) diff --git a/english/unicorn/yes/yes.md b/english/unicorn/yes/yes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1de4a9f829 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unicorn/yes/yes.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Keith the Unicorn looks at you with disgust. "Dude, you know I gave up last week. I thought you were my friend man. You +know my dad just died from cancer and that I decided to give up and make a positive change in my life and you just said +sure? You're meant to support me man, I'm dissapointed..." + +You feel awkward, realise that unicorns named Keith are overrated and decide to [wake up](../existence/existence.md). diff --git a/english/universe-test/blaze_verse.md b/english/universe-test/blaze_verse.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..aab4433a81 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/universe-test/blaze_verse.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Whilst wandering through the vastness of this universe. + +But what universe is this? + +Who knows the answer to such a question? + +I suggest you ask the moon before you make your choice. + +[This one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5LVb3UtD3Q) + +Or... + +[Is it this one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbSo7VmU7xo) + +Either way we are cool, [right?] (../marshmallow.md) + +[But what about the ostrich?] (../hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/unnatural_door/unnatural_door.md b/english/unnatural_door/unnatural_door.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f734934268 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/unnatural_door/unnatural_door.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +You arrive in a room too small to contain everything inside. +Scattered throughout are empty cubes made of only obtuse angles, and obsidian pillars that loop back on to themselves. +The sight of the impossible geometries within begins to warp your mind. +[Escape](../marshmallow.md) back through the door, or remain inside, mad for eternity. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/untrustworthy/untrustworthy.md b/english/untrustworthy/untrustworthy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5d44e8cd0a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/untrustworthy/untrustworthy.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself." + +Don't trust other people to do important things for you. +You have to do things yourself to control the quality of the results. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/use-powers/use-powers.md b/english/use-powers/use-powers.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da94eb2916 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/use-powers/use-powers.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You are not the hero the world needed right now. Malt balls, while delicious, +are not particularly effective against global hunger, racism, or religious intolerance. +You sigh, resignedly. + +But are you Batman? [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPCIB7OGLjg) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/use-the-fork-luke/use-the-fork.md b/english/use-the-fork-luke/use-the-fork.md index d3a583fa47..df33d469af 100644 --- a/english/use-the-fork-luke/use-the-fork.md +++ b/english/use-the-fork-luke/use-the-fork.md @@ -1,5 +1,7 @@ The hand of marshmallow has left you with so many questions. What did it want with the lighter? What does it want with me? Why did it have a ring-finger tan line? +What am I doing with a coin in my pocket? (if you don't have any coins, +you may say ["Valar Morghulis"](../valarmorghulis/valarmorghulis.md).) It is obvious that these questions will have to wait, and you switch into survival mode. Examining your items closer, you realize the lighter has enough butane for one - maybe two - small flames before it is empty. In one fluent motion, @@ -40,11 +42,35 @@ Just before you step through the door, you think to yourself... WHO APPROVED THIS MERGE?!?! +Suddenly the door creeks open to a bright blinding light, from which the silhouette +of a tall figure appears to be approaching. As the figure approaches, you start to +realize the being is unlike any other, it walks in a strange jittery waddle. All +this freaks you out, but you feel paralyzed, unable to move, a force grips you as +the figure inches closer to you. You begin to realize that the the being is none +other than Man-Bear-Pig! +You scream out of fright, and notice the reflection of the hippy holding a large +a blue fork in the mirror next to you, even though there is no one else in the room! +He gestures for you to reach towards the mirror! - +[Reach towards the mirror...](../virtualreality/oculus.md) [Step through the door...](../marshmallow.md) [Look in the mirror...](../it-was-me/it-was-me.md) + +Suddenly the door creeks open to a bright blinding light, from which the silhouette +of a tall figure appears to be approaching. As the figure approaches, you start to +realize the being is unlike any other, it walks in a strange jittery waddle. All +this freaks you out, but you feel paralyzed, unable to move, a force grips you as +the figure inches closer to you. You begin to realize that the the being is none +other than Man-Bear-Pig! + +You scream out of fright, and notice the reflection of the hippy holding a large a +blue fork in the mirror next to you, even though there is no one else in the room! +He gestures for you to reach towards the mirror! + +[Reach towards the mirror...](../virtualreality/oculus.md) + +[Smash the mirror...](../luck/grateful-man-bear-pig.md) diff --git a/english/utilize-wand/fork-rope-wand.md b/english/utilize-wand/fork-rope-wand.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0f990e35a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/utilize-wand/fork-rope-wand.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Letting out a light sigh, you grip your makeshift wand firmly and concentrate. Gathering your focus, +you point your rope and fork wand to the door and firmly encant "Alohomora!" + + The door begins to acquire a dim yellow-green glow emanating from the lock mechanism. + Rattling sounds out from the door's keyhole as the door begins to rumble within, wood + splintering as the sounds of grinding metal and wood fill the room. A horrible smell + fills your nostrels and makes you gag. + + The door jars opens with a creak as the locking mechanism breaks. + + As you gaze around the room one last time you can't help but feel + a strange sense of deja-vu... + + I cannot be happier that this github lesson is OVER!!! diff --git a/english/vacuum/vacuum.md b/english/vacuum/vacuum.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..50bd71ff5b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vacuum/vacuum.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +What should I do with this vacuum? +I think I should create the vacuum of space. +Then I could travel to anywhere in the Universe to my liking, +because I decided what to vacuum. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/valarmorghulis/valarmorghulis.md b/english/valarmorghulis/valarmorghulis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5c346e815f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/valarmorghulis/valarmorghulis.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +A guy appears and replies with "valar dohaeris" and gives you a small coin. +You admire the coin for a while and when you realize, the man disappeared. +The Khaleesi stands up for herself against her brother Viserys after the +would-be king of Westeros finally takes things too far. It's not long +after this that Viserys finally gets the crown he +deserves -- though not the one he wanted +-- when Khal Drogo has molten gold poured onto his head. + +With no hope, but with a coin in the pocket, the only logical path is [here](../use-the-fork-luke/use-the-fork.md). diff --git a/english/vaporization/vaporization.md b/english/vaporization/vaporization.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4174d5813a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vaporization/vaporization.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Vaporization is transition from the liquid phase to vapor phase. + +There are two types of vaporization + +(i) Evaporation +(ii) Boiling diff --git a/english/vegas/fear-loathing-las-vegas.md b/english/vegas/fear-loathing-las-vegas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..847414484f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vegas/fear-loathing-las-vegas.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Five years later? Six? It seems like a lifetime, +or at least a Main Era -- the kind of peak that never comes again. + +There was madness in any direction, There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was +right, that we were winning. + +No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted. + +No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets +a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune +in, freak out, get beaten. + +Too weird to live, too rare to die! + +[Leaving Las Vegas] (../marshmallow.md) + +[See an ostrich?] (../hospital_bed/hospital_bed.md) diff --git a/english/virtualreality/oculus.md b/english/virtualreality/oculus.md index 471d871b98..19b7c2351b 100644 --- a/english/virtualreality/oculus.md +++ b/english/virtualreality/oculus.md @@ -11,3 +11,14 @@ You have accidently entered into Kafka's world that has been redesigned by Murakami... you cannot escape it! [Life in the real world](problems/realproblems.md). + +You try to take off the oculus gear again to no avail. +You faintly hear Sonny and Cher's "I Got You Babe" in the background. +After scanning the room you see Hansel smoking his joint. +He's in the exact same position as he was yesterday. + + +You walk up to Hansel and start to ask him what happened, but he does not answer. +It is then that you notice a yellow exclamation point above his head! + +I was sure he went to a denial state. I only had one choice... shake him. Shake Hansel, shake! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/virtualreality/voice/strangeVoice.md b/english/virtualreality/voice/strangeVoice.md index e86c328e02..d6bbc63c25 100644 --- a/english/virtualreality/voice/strangeVoice.md +++ b/english/virtualreality/voice/strangeVoice.md @@ -18,6 +18,9 @@ Just before falling asleep, you wonder where you'll wake up... You dream that you are a drop of water, falling through the air, warping and shedding small pieces of yourself as you are buffeted by the air currents. +Your mind reaches out to try and affect your shape. The water responds giving you hope +but as you exert more and more effort, it seems harder to try and do anything. + The other droplets around you seem content to fall as preordained by physical forces of the world. Perhaps they once fought to control their destiny as well, but today they were firmly entrenched in the water cycle. Falling from tens of thousands of feet to the ground was an ordinary Saturday Morning. diff --git a/english/visit-hagrid/visit-hagrid.md b/english/visit-hagrid/visit-hagrid.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d6f62b204b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/visit-hagrid/visit-hagrid.md @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ +Hermione, Harry, and Ron saunter down to Hagrid's hut. +Before they even knock they are greeted by Fang's loud barking, prompting Hagrid to come to the door. +The gang is glad to see Hagrid's friendly face after a tough week. +They sit together drinking tea and politely nibbling on Hagrid's over-baked snacks. +Snape wanders in looking really drunk and smelling of whiskey. + +Hermione responds by: + +[Yelling](../yell-at-snape/yell-at-snape.md) + +[Punching Snape](../punch-snape/punch-snape.md) + +Snape fails to hide his shock at Herminoe's behaviour, +and assumes she must be pre menstural, because he had heard women +tend to act crazy at certains times of the month. + + +"Snape, what can I do for you?" asks Hagrid cautiously. + + Harry and Ron glance at eachother warily. Hermione slumps down onto the sofa, + breathing heavily. The tension in the air was palpable. + + "I am here to give Harry this..." Snape slurs, thrusting a rolled up + piece of parchment into Harry's chest. + + Harry unfurls the parchment, with Ron peering over his shoulder and + Hagrid looking perplexed, probably because he can't read. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/voldemort/voldemort.md b/english/voldemort/voldemort.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..284ecdfca8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/voldemort/voldemort.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Harry and Hermoine chose to track down Voldemort. + +Where would they start? diff --git a/english/vomit/self-loathing/self-loathing.md b/english/vomit/self-loathing/self-loathing.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ad5076d40 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vomit/self-loathing/self-loathing.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You couldn't possibly hate yourself anymore right now. + +This is even worse than the incident with the grasshopper. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/vomit/vomit.md b/english/vomit/vomit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1ac8b7a979 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vomit/vomit.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Your dreams of vomiting on top of someone have been finally accomplished. Let's get cray! + +Your excitement quickly turns to disgust and [self-loathing](./self-loathing/self-loathing.md). diff --git a/english/vote-the-president/bernie/Bernie.md b/english/vote-the-president/bernie/Bernie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5b69804f09 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vote-the-president/bernie/Bernie.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Bernie wins, solving income-inequality and giving free hugs and college to all Americans! + +It's so sad Bernie lost the California Primary yesterday!! But I still believe in him! diff --git a/english/vote-the-president/hillary/Hillary.md b/english/vote-the-president/hillary/Hillary.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a7f4996349 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vote-the-president/hillary/Hillary.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Congratulations. You made another Clinton president again. 99% of Hillary voters are actually Trump haters. + +You have done God's work. [#NeverTrump](https://twitter.com/hashtag/NeverTrump?src=hash) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/vote-the-president/trump/WWIII/WWIII.md b/english/vote-the-president/trump/WWIII/WWIII.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0fb921435c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vote-the-president/trump/WWIII/WWIII.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +After the wall is completed, President Trump sends Mexico a bill for $8 billion to Mexico. +Mexico doesn't like that, and declares war on the U.S. +The rest is downhill from here... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/vote-the-president/trump/trump-floyd-the-wall/thewall.md b/english/vote-the-president/trump/trump-floyd-the-wall/thewall.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6ec18aaacb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vote-the-president/trump/trump-floyd-the-wall/thewall.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +and then he built a giant wall, which destroyed the habit of eating delicious spicy nachos during the superbowl. So sad! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/vote-the-president/trump/trump.md b/english/vote-the-president/trump/trump.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bfc35a35b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/vote-the-president/trump/trump.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +You made America great again. Now its time to build a wall. Call 987654321 to contact Bob the builder. + +It's gonna be huuuuge! + +Are you ready for [WWIII](./WWIII/WWIII.md)? + +Know about [Latest hit from Trump Floyd "The Wall"](./trump-floyd-the-wall/thewall.md) ! + +You must have a tiny.. pair of hands. + +Let's make America bigly again with my tiny pair of hands! + +What have you done, you silly people! Commiserations from Australia :( + +So now Russia runs America? + + + + diff --git a/english/wake-up/dessert-island/explore-island.md b/english/wake-up/dessert-island/explore-island.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5500be741f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wake-up/dessert-island/explore-island.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +You decide that this is a lovely dream, so you decide to eat a marshmallow from +the campfire and explore the imaginary island. + +As you start walking around, you realize that the ground is actually made of +marshmallows! The palm trees are made of licorice. The ocean tastes like 7-up. +Everything is made of candy and sugary sweet desserts! + +You're not sure, but the moon might be cheese. + +You walk along the beach until you come back to the campfire. The island is +smaller than you thought. You decide to climb the chocolate lave cake mountain +in the middle of the island to get a better view. + +At the peak, you find out it's not an island at all! It's actually a sleeping +giant made of marshmallows. Is this the marshmallow chief? diff --git a/english/wake-up/vigilante/getup/getup.md b/english/wake-up/vigilante/getup/getup.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b98859ad73 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wake-up/vigilante/getup/getup.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +The handcuff is nothing to someone with your skill, you quickly uncuff yourself and sit up. + +You found your costumes are intact, the only thing missing is your weapons. But that is to be expected. + +You quickly get on your feet, but then a sereve dizziness hit you. The drug is stronger than you expected. + +Your world [turn complete dark](../vigilante.md) again. diff --git a/english/wake-up/vigilante/vigilante.md b/english/wake-up/vigilante/vigilante.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9d51447c17 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wake-up/vigilante/vigilante.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +You slowly open your eyes and found yourself in a dimly lit room, lying on an uncomfortable bed. + +You found your right hand is cuffed to the side of the bed. + +You also found yourself feeling quite dizzy, you captor must have drugged you after he knocked you out. + +Looking for clues, you were investigating a warehouse. + +That huge guy came out of no where and start attcking you. + +Being the more skillful fighter, you hit him twice and then kicked him in the face. + +But that seems to have little effect on him, he counter with a back-hand swing, and hit you on the side of your head. + +The next thing you remember is the strange dream of marshmallow and deserted island. + +[Lie down](wait/wait.md) again and wait for the effect of the drug to fade... + +Uncuff yourself and [get up](getup/getup.md) now... diff --git a/english/wake-up/vigilante/wait/wait.md b/english/wake-up/vigilante/wait/wait.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..684e27f7d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wake-up/vigilante/wait/wait.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Coming soon... diff --git a/english/wake-up/wake-up-again/dream2/dream2.md b/english/wake-up/wake-up-again/dream2/dream2.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f586e264e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wake-up/wake-up-again/dream2/dream2.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You look up and see beautiful blue sky. It is a bright sunny day. +You look around and you see big white cyclinders everywhere on all four sides. +Suddenly an aircraft flies by. +In the shiny underbelly of the airplane you see a sea of white cyclinders stretched across the landscape. +You realize that you are just a marshmallow among thousands in a vast island of marshmallows. +Another marshmallow takes you to the marshmallow chief, who explains to you that +the dangers of sticks. +Sticks are truly evil. Who Knew? This dream just got.... REAL! You feel a sharp pain, you turn BAMMM! +Dang stick gotcha again. "Better luck next time champ." says Dane Mane the marshmallow chief. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/wake-up/wake-up-again/wake-up-again.md b/english/wake-up/wake-up-again/wake-up-again.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac94563345 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wake-up/wake-up-again/wake-up-again.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Thump. Thump. Thump. + +The sound woke you up from your slumber. Well, not really. You lay in + +your bed, motionless and eyes closed, still not wanting to wake up just + +yet. You were still half-asleep and if you just ignored the sound, you + +figured you’d be able to go back to sleep. But not back to the nightmare + +you just had, obviously. + +As your eyes droop and you started drifting back into the other world + +[.. into another dream](dream2/dream2.md) diff --git a/english/wake-up/wake-up.md b/english/wake-up/wake-up.md index b2acd79a01..585bdda2f8 100644 --- a/english/wake-up/wake-up.md +++ b/english/wake-up/wake-up.md @@ -8,3 +8,18 @@ by a camp fire (with the smell of burnt marshmallow in the air) on a deserted island +surrounded by dragons + +Now you wonder how you got to this island. What were you doing + +before you were on the island and where did the marshmallows come + +from? Since you cannot remember any of these things then it begins + +to dawn on you that you really are still having a dream. + +....... [Not quite.](wake-up-again/wake-up-again.md) + +[Stay in the dream and explore the island](dessert-island/explore-island.md) + +[Remember who you really are and wake up](vigilante/vigilante.md) diff --git a/english/walrus/walrus.md b/english/walrus/walrus.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..19ba5a318e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/walrus/walrus.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +I am the egg man...wooo...I am the egg man...woooo.....I am the walrus...cuckoocachoo! + +I am the goat man...weee...I am the goat man...weeee......I am the +walrus...rupelapadeee! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/wand/wand.md b/english/wand/wand.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d8888fb6d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wand/wand.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +I am using a wand that I got from [Harry Potter !!](../movie-ripoffs/hogwarts/hogwarts.md) diff --git a/english/warm-up/Blood_flow/vigorous.md b/english/warm-up/Blood_flow/vigorous.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4bc563a8f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/warm-up/Blood_flow/vigorous.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Do 10 jumping jacks. + +Do 10 burpies. + +Run on the spot or 10 (long) seconds. + +Now go [back to the warm-up.](../warm-up.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/warm-up/break/break.md b/english/warm-up/break/break.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..758a77237a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/warm-up/break/break.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Go away from any screen (computer, phone, tv...) for at least 10 minutes! + +Done? + +Now go [back to the warm-up.](../warm-up.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/warm-up/eyes/eyes.md b/english/warm-up/eyes/eyes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bafd077fd8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/warm-up/eyes/eyes.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Look over your left shoulder for 5 seconds. + +Loook over your right shoulder for 5 seconds. + +Look up at the ceiling for 5 seocnds. + +Now [return to the warm-up.](../warm-up.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/warm-up/warm-up.md b/english/warm-up/warm-up.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0d58b1e7bb --- /dev/null +++ b/english/warm-up/warm-up.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +Close and take a deep breath. + +Take another deep breath, then another. + +When you're ready, open your eyes and consider: + +Have you been sitting down for a while? Then do [blood flow exercises.](Blood_flow/vigorous.md) + +Alternatively, you could just stand up for a little while. + +It is a great idea to stand up for a couple of minutes every hour. + +Have you spent more than 4 hours looking at your screen today? Then do [these exercises.](eyes/eyes.md) + +Have you spent more than 12 hours looking a a screen today? Then take a [break.](break/break.md) + +Done with the warm up? Then [go back to the story.](../marshmallow.md) + diff --git a/english/warning-heed/heed.md b/english/warning-heed/heed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..91e4e89b68 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/warning-heed/heed.md @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ +"So what is the problem?" you ask the man with the crazy hair. + +The old man replies, "Within this area there exists a bridge to multiple +universes." +As you start to walk away, he continues, "Don't walk away now, I haven't +finished." +"The fabric that keeps these mutliverses from breaking into our reality is +thin here. You will find strange happenings going on. Some of these incursions +will be harmless, others can be deadly.", the old man continues. +"How different are these multiverses?", you ask. +"Well," he continues, "the basic eveidence of the incursion is a difference +in your reality. For instance, you may see a building where the was none +before, people you thought were dead are now alive or vice versa, as well +seeing animals that should be extinct or rare. Major incursions will be +evidenced by major changes in the fabric of your reality, such as historical +events playing out differntly than you remember. These changes may last +briefly, but there is always the danger that they can become youri permanent +reality." +"So how do we stop these excursions?", you ask the old man. +"Well, it's not as easy as falling off a log, but there is a way. +First, we need to get some kalimoxto, then we need to ...." +Suddenly at that moment something which resembles a cross between a shark, +man and elephant comes out of nowhere, grabs the old man with the crazy hair +in what can only be described as a trunk and shoved into the razor sharp teeth +lining the jaws of the sharmanphant. + +You stand there drenched in the blodd of the old man with the crazy hair as the +sharmanphant slowly turns towards you, blood dripping from its teeth... diff --git a/english/warning-ignore/ignore.md b/english/warning-ignore/ignore.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..87914eb89a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/warning-ignore/ignore.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You tell him to leave you alone and go back to bed. An hour later you wake +to a rustling sound. Deciding to investigate you go to the other room only +to find it filled with rats. There is a moment of silence when the rats stop +moving and stare at you. Then suddenly, as quickly as a flash of lightening +the rats begin to swarm you. + +Then you decide to [kill them](../kill-rats/kill-rats.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/warriors-game/watch-warriors.md b/english/warriors-game/watch-warriors.md index a289dd4dca..d1152faecf 100644 --- a/english/warriors-game/watch-warriors.md +++ b/english/warriors-game/watch-warriors.md @@ -15,4 +15,11 @@ that no girl can resist a slow dance. You ponder about what else was great about Michael Jordan was pretty great. LeBron James is great too. But not that great. They would be great if they had not traded Wiggins. That was a dumb move. Warriors win in 5. -The Warriors won in 6. Lebron was great, but the Warriors prevailed! \ No newline at end of file +The Warriors won in 6. Lebron was great, but the Warriors prevailed! + +And Dwyane Wade slept like a baby. + +A baby that was thinking about the boom/bust nature of the NBA draft. Why did +anyone think Anthony Bennett was deserving of the number 1 pick? But you could +argue the Cavs were geniuses to pick him because one year later it netted +LeBron. So weird. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/watch-alien/watch-alien.md b/english/watch-alien/watch-alien.md index 1f7ebaafdf..f3b120c29c 100644 --- a/english/watch-alien/watch-alien.md +++ b/english/watch-alien/watch-alien.md @@ -5,3 +5,8 @@ With no idea what's going on, and your heart rate already slightly elevated, you to panic. You begin to smell a faint odor that you don't recognize. This time, it's not the dog. + +A viscous, dark green liquid starts crawling out from beneath the door. +You quickly tuck your knees up and crouch on your sofa. The green fluid starts to glow, +an unerving regular beat - almost like - no, it couldn't be - you realise it is your +heartbeat and start to panic. Why is it the same? diff --git a/english/watch-barca/watch-barca.md b/english/watch-barca/watch-barca.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8435253083 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/watch-barca/watch-barca.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +80th minute... Messi, Messi, Messi, Messi goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Messi! + +Barcelona won the game! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/watch-honey-badger/watch-honey-badger.md b/english/watch-honey-badger/watch-honey-badger.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c4dcbfe0c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/watch-honey-badger/watch-honey-badger.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You [watch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg) a video about a honey badger. + +You contemplate what life would be like without the honey badger. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/watch-movie/Daredevil-marshmallows/daredevil-marshmallows.md b/english/watch-movie/Daredevil-marshmallows/daredevil-marshmallows.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d889f6dd00 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/watch-movie/Daredevil-marshmallows/daredevil-marshmallows.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +The marshmallows did not like Casablanca. [watch-movie](../Up.md) + +The marshmallows requires more Daredevil. + +They do not want to watch Luke Cage in the fall. +They plan to force Netflix into Daredevil season 3 instead. + +Hurray for the marshmallows! + +[go back to the story.](../../marshmallow.md) + + diff --git a/english/watch-movie/Up.md b/english/watch-movie/Up.md index b43eb51a46..78108649ff 100644 --- a/english/watch-movie/Up.md +++ b/english/watch-movie/Up.md @@ -1 +1,9 @@ -You decided to asked the marshmallow to watch your favourite movie Up with you. \ No newline at end of file +You decided to asked the marshmallow to watch your favourite movie Up with you. +Halfway through the movie, the marshmallow walks out. +You change the TV to F-Troop and it comes back in and sits down. +Turns out it loves Agarn! +You then change the channel to meet the press +Marshmallow gets even more fascinated + +You change the channel to Casablanca, +the marshmallow starts to cry. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/watch-star-wars/watch-star-wars.md b/english/watch-star-wars/watch-star-wars.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b8865d6110 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/watch-star-wars/watch-star-wars.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +You have December 18, 2015 etched in your mind. +If you do not, Google "a long time ago in a galaxy far far away" right now. +[Go back](../marshmallow.md) + +Would you like to know more? +[Watch Honey Badger](../watch-honey-badger/watch-honey-badger.md) diff --git a/english/watched/watched.md b/english/watched/watched.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1a042284a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/watched/watched.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You gaze into the abyss, and the abyss gazes into you. + +You feel a chill enter your heart. +Does the abyss know that you're late with your tax return? + +Perhaps you'd like to lighten up and [bake some cookies.](../bake-cookies/cookies.md) + +Or evade the tax collection and [settle in Canada](../Canada/Canada.md). + +On second (or third) thought, it might be time for [revolution](../revolution/revolution.md). diff --git a/english/water-dreams/fish-sanctuary/fish-sanctuary.md b/english/water-dreams/fish-sanctuary/fish-sanctuary.md index 8ec12e2700..7cab1b5010 100644 --- a/english/water-dreams/fish-sanctuary/fish-sanctuary.md +++ b/english/water-dreams/fish-sanctuary/fish-sanctuary.md @@ -1,2 +1,19 @@ -Ploop! What a rush! hey guys! you scream out too all the other waterdrops in the sacturary, -as you squeeze between an endless quantity of little beings that are just like you. +*Ploop* + +What a rush! + +"Hey guys!" you scream out to all the other droplets in the sanctuary. +You squeeze between an endless stream of little beings just like you. + +One droplet says, "Look out! A fish is coming!" + +You feel yourself being pulled into a vortex created by the gaping maw of a fish, +and try to will yourself in another direction. + +You race to get out of the way before the fish gets to you. + +Some droplets didn't get out of the way fast enough and were taken by the fish. + +Some droplets around you begin to cry because their friends were taken by the fish. + +"It's ok!" you console them. "They'll come out the other end!" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/love-bacon.md b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/love-bacon.md index 83a78d9c6d..f189dbf217 100644 --- a/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/love-bacon.md +++ b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/love-bacon.md @@ -1,3 +1,11 @@ You take a moment to reflect and realize your psychological state is more fragile than you thought possible for a pig. You decide to search -for a fellow pig that you can commiserate with... \ No newline at end of file +for a fellow pig that you can commiserate with... + +What do you do next? + +[Search for a fellow pig that you can commiserate with](pig-friend/pig-friend.md) + +[Search for a pig therapist](pig-therapy/pig-therapy.md) + +[Go on a spirit quest](spirit-quest/spirit-quest.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/pig-friend/pig-friend.md b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/pig-friend/pig-friend.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c5d43830cd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/pig-friend/pig-friend.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +You search for another pig, and find one rather swiftly. + +"Hello," you say (in Pig Latin, of course). "Do you like bacon?" + +"Yes, I do," says the other pig, sounding reluctant and full of life regrets. + +"Me too! But we're pigs, so that makes me feel horrible!" you exclaim. + +"Me too!" + +And so, you found a pig friend to commiserate, and were thereby able to slightly lessen the burden of your guilt. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/pig-therapy/pig-therapy.md b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/pig-therapy/pig-therapy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b1bdcfdbe4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/pig-therapy/pig-therapy.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You find a pig phonebook, and look for a nearby therapist. + +You are lucky enough to someone nearby who takes your insurance! + +Score! + +You set up your first appointment with Dr. Oinkums, and attend. + +She listens to you speak of your feelings of guilt, particularly + +regarding your love for bacon, now that you are a pig. + +She helps you feel a little bit better about yourself. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/spirit-quest/spirit-quest.md b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/spirit-quest/spirit-quest.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..efe718a1ff --- /dev/null +++ b/english/water-dreams/pig-farm/love-bacon/spirit-quest/spirit-quest.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +You decide to leave on a grand spirit quest in the desert. + +Wandering for hours, you soon become drunk with thirst and collapse in the sand. + +You hallucinate that you are made of strips of glorious bacon. + +And it horrifies you. + +When you wake up, you realize that you no longer like bacon. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/weed/weed.md b/english/weed/weed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..46ec15a054 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/weed/weed.md @@ -0,0 +1,31 @@ +THESE ARE THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAKING WEED OK!!!!!!!!! DONT TRY THIS AT HOME!! UNLESS YOUR IN CALIFORNIA!! +OR IN THE NETHERLANDS!!! +well weed contains THC which will make you high. +To get it out and add to your cookies, use a fat to extract it. +Butter, Milk, cream can be used. +Put the weed in the fat in a pan and add weed. +Heat it for 30 minutes. +Add it to your cookie dough and bake them. +See you - Love Pink Unicorn + +Then you wonder why you're taking advice from a Love Pink Unicorn (after all, these are known to be +the most untrustworthy breed of unicorn, far worse, even, than the Grim Charcoal Unicorns of Strawgoh). +However, the Love Pink Unicorn brings happiness to everyone by handing out those yummy pot cookies. + +You realize the unicorn is really your inner self. + +You decide to take a new path. Do you: + +Take a vow of [sobriety]?(../shrooms/never-again.md) + +Decide to go to [sleep] instead?(../sleep/marshmallow.md) + +Opt for a [chemical-free nirvana]?(../sleep/sit-down-to-meditate.md) + +Choose [Blue Pill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GFkN4deuZU) + +Or + +Choose [Red Pill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EdUjlawLJM) + +Go [back to the room]?(../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/wikipedia/wiki.md b/english/wikipedia/wiki.md index d8f3cb3d7b..622b4e0e21 100644 --- a/english/wikipedia/wiki.md +++ b/english/wikipedia/wiki.md @@ -1,5 +1,13 @@ You enter a world called 'Wikipedia.' +One of the greatest knowledge sites ever ! + +It is best of the internet. + +It is free. + +Potato + It is mesmerizing. It is transcendental. @@ -8,8 +16,13 @@ Information, incalculable information, at your fingertips. You are blind to all but your exploration of the known and unknown universe. +And you don't have to go to the library. + [Behold!](http://en.wikipedia.org) +You may also like it's sister site, wikiyoyage (https://www.wikivoyage.org) +with more detailed information on travel destinations. + You are so impressed with Wikipedia, you decide that you might even like to [donate](http://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Support_Wikipedia/en) some money to help keep Wikipedia running. @@ -20,4 +33,12 @@ Until you get bored and go explore [here](https://www.urbandictionary.com) inste Then after you explore the website, you learn a few neat tricks. +Then you want to show the world your new tricks by creating your own channel on [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/). + [Play minecraft](../you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md) + +[Play Skyrim](../fus-roh-dah/fus-roh-dah.md) + +[Learn Calculus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calculus) + +After learning so much from Wikipedia, you become the Wikiperson. diff --git a/english/wine/wine.md b/english/wine/wine.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..72f5ebfdc7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/wine/wine.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +The glass of wine is the best thing that happened with you during this day. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/work-out/personal-trainer/personal_trainer.md b/english/work-out/personal-trainer/personal_trainer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c985c9ea36 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/work-out/personal-trainer/personal_trainer.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +that is the best looking +person you have ever seen. They tell you +something you were never expecting: they +eat whatever they want and never workout, yet +still look like an adonis. The reason: +he/she/they is/are an alien!!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/work-out/run/kuddos-for-trying/kuddos-for-trying.md b/english/work-out/run/kuddos-for-trying/kuddos-for-trying.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3a457ca27c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/work-out/run/kuddos-for-trying/kuddos-for-trying.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Congrats for trying! Now what to do? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/work-out/run/marathon/marathon.md b/english/work-out/run/marathon/marathon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b7e8a6edd4 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/work-out/run/marathon/marathon.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +You're an inspiration and decided to sign up for a marathon! + +Now lace up those shoes and start your training! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/work-out/run/run.md b/english/work-out/run/run.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a6c6f825f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/work-out/run/run.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +You lace up your 10 year old tennis shoes and hit the road running. + +Unfortunatly you're not quite as fit as you were in highschool, and +turn around after half a kilometer. Better than nothing! + +Now what? +No more running for you! +[kuddos-for-trying](kuddos-for-trying/kuddos-for-trying.md) + +Or... + +You're inspired to push through the pain and train +to run a marathon! [marathon](marathon/marathon.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/work-out/weights/weights.md b/english/work-out/weights/weights.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..339052065f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/work-out/weights/weights.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +You head to the garage and dust off the old bench press. You load up 135 pounds, +thinking "I remember how easy this was in high-school...". + +After getting under the bar, you quickly realize you are no longer as strong as +you were in highschool. Struggling to press the bar back up, you concede to gravity +and sheepishly roll the bar down off yourself. + +or you go with the [personal trainer](../personal-trainer/personal_trainer.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/work-out/work-out.md b/english/work-out/work-out.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9cb3a1ce7f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/work-out/work-out.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Now that you've made a good life desicion and decided to work out, you now must +choose your method. Do you: + +Work that cardiovascular system by going for a [run](run/run.md)? + +Or... + +Attempt to get super swole by lifting some [weights](weights/weights.md)? + +Or...... + +maybe a [personal trainer](personal-trainer/personal_trainer.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/working/working.md b/english/working/working.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d7e224a3f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/working/working.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You know you should be doing it. + +Stop wasting you'r time. + +Only so much in a day. + +[Get back to work](../take-nap/cucumber-induced-nap.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/world-war-marshmallows/world-war-marshmallows.md b/english/world-war-marshmallows/world-war-marshmallows.md index 077ca6154a..55747f5ab0 100644 --- a/english/world-war-marshmallows/world-war-marshmallows.md +++ b/english/world-war-marshmallows/world-war-marshmallows.md @@ -1,9 +1,9 @@ You get close to the door and look through the keyhole, and see daylight and people in huge numbers running, -then you see why they're running, its from hoards of marshmallow -creatures chasing them, as one person gets taken down by this +then you see why they're running... Hoards of marshmallow +creatures are chasing them. As one person gets taken down by this marshmallow monster, you look on in horror as about -twelve seconds pass, the man gets up however he is no longer human, +twelve seconds pass. The man gets up however he is no longer human, he's turned into a marshmallow man, you are scared then realize you need to make a choice. @@ -11,4 +11,9 @@ scared then realize you need to make a choice. or -[Wait and hope someone comes to save you?](hope-help-comes/hope-help-comes.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Wait and hope someone comes to save you?](hope-help-comes/hope-help-comes.md) + +OR + +Do you [show that marshmallow](https://youtu.be/uZbjlsX0DNY?t=10s) +who's BOSS? ...even it goes horribly wrong.... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/write-a-hiku/hiku.md b/english/write-a-hiku/hiku.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..095cb78259 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/write-a-hiku/hiku.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Git, so wonderful +Its beautiful branch structure +five, seven, five, yay! + +What is a hiku? +In Japanese, it means "pull." +Like a pull request? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/write-a-symphony/symphony.md b/english/write-a-symphony/symphony.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a13c09ef37 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/write-a-symphony/symphony.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +# Beethoven + +You begin writing your masterpiece. But then you realize you're going deaf. + +Do you: + +[Call a doctor?](../call-a-doctor/doctor.md) + +[Lower your creative ambitions?](../write-a-hiku/hiku.md) + +[Ask your cat to finish it for you](../ask-a-cat/cat.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/yearg/yearg.md b/english/yearg/yearg.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..501a4baf67 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/yearg/yearg.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +You yell out "YEEEARGGHH!!" at the top of your lungs to indicate your sense of overwhelming freedom. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/yell-at-snape/yell-at-snape.md b/english/yell-at-snape/yell-at-snape.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c1c73ac435 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/yell-at-snape/yell-at-snape.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Hermione, her distaste for Snape's rule-breaking +overwhelming her respect for Hogwart's professors +screams "How could you do this? Being a Death Eater is +one thing but being drunk at Hogwarts is +unforgiveable!" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers/yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers.md b/english/yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers/yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..601496dd56 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers/yellow-baby-buggy-bumpers.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +You weren't sure how it happened, but you suddenly remembered a story about yellow baby +buggy bumpers. But you didn't actually "remember" it; it was more of a dead link in +your brain. You remember the phrase "yellow baby buggy bumpers" from your past, it reminds +you of your youth. But you don't know what it means. + +After many days of not eating or sleeping while trying to recall what that phrase meant, +you suddenly make a decision. You want to take a bumper car ride while dressed in your +favorite yellow suit and sucking your thumb. You're not sure it is the best decision for +your career but you know it's the right thing to do. + +You then start walking towards the amusement park. + +As you approach the park, you get a foreboding sense that not all is right. +You see the park in the distance. It is night, and the park is full of lights. +The ferris wheel is turning. diff --git a/english/yoga/benefits/yoga_benefits.md b/english/yoga/benefits/yoga_benefits.md index 8923dac285..cc222f79b0 100644 --- a/english/yoga/benefits/yoga_benefits.md +++ b/english/yoga/benefits/yoga_benefits.md @@ -15,3 +15,13 @@ Here we provide a list of benefits: 5. Increase hipster status 6. Weight reduction 7. Protection from injury +9. Increases happiness +10. Meet righteous babes. +11. Increases focus. +12. Make you calm and manages anger. +13. Help you connect with your soul and inner god. +14. Take time off from from endless activity of mind and refocus and relax your mind + +It must be said though, that yoga is not a panacea. +It won't cure a serious illness, and we must be aware +of this too. diff --git a/english/yoga/breathe/breathe.md b/english/yoga/breathe/breathe.md index 5729f94ea5..1799c8fab1 100644 --- a/english/yoga/breathe/breathe.md +++ b/english/yoga/breathe/breathe.md @@ -11,4 +11,4 @@ knife! Do you: -[Think That's Air You're Breathing?] (../../matrix/matrix.md) +[Think That's Air You're Breathing?](../../matrix/matrix.md) diff --git a/english/yoga/goals/goals_of_yoga.md b/english/yoga/goals/goals_of_yoga.md index 1ec619dc4c..b797b3640e 100644 --- a/english/yoga/goals/goals_of_yoga.md +++ b/english/yoga/goals/goals_of_yoga.md @@ -8,4 +8,6 @@ A more simpler goal of yoga is to stay fit and healthy. But beyond sweat and a few classes a week, yoga is meant to liberate you by helping you to discover your inner self and gain peace. -Peace on earth as it is in heaven. \ No newline at end of file +Peace on earth as it is in heaven. + +A perfect harmony between mind and body. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/yoga/habit/yoga-habit.md b/english/yoga/habit/yoga-habit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c8b2254751 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/yoga/habit/yoga-habit.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +It's hard to build a habit of doing yoga on a regular basis. Here are some ways +to make it easier to get going: + +1. Just do it! +2. Get a yoga partner +3. If lethargic, just start off with 1 minute of breathing. +4. Commit to only 10-15 minutes of yoga a day- this is doable for most people! +5. Use YouTube yoga videos if you can't get out of the house for a class. diff --git a/english/yoga/mind/yoga_mind.md b/english/yoga/mind/yoga_mind.md index feb8f09b8c..72720d03ac 100644 --- a/english/yoga/mind/yoga_mind.md +++ b/english/yoga/mind/yoga_mind.md @@ -1,2 +1,18 @@ You close your eyes and experience a clarity of vision, supreme focus, a feeling of oneness with the universe... you are one with the mushroom! +Oops! I mean your soul. + +Want to know about Yoga lifestyle? Click [here](../lifestyle/yoga_lifestyle.md) + +Most people have discovered that exercising can lift their mood. + +By focusing on breathing only you can take your mind into the present moment. + +Meditation is simply training your mind to focus and concentrate + +However, you are now calm and just as you begin to meditate you notice you +are suddenly in a strange room with marshmallows for walls. + +Marshmallows smell funny. What is a marshmallow anyway? + +Unexpectedly, the Chief Marshmallow demands to see your [references](../../references/references.md) diff --git a/english/yoga/yoga.md b/english/yoga/yoga.md index e549477bac..4216877f68 100644 --- a/english/yoga/yoga.md +++ b/english/yoga/yoga.md @@ -1,12 +1,16 @@ Yoga originated in India. Starting out in child pose, you start to zoom out from the environment and take focus on your breathing. +Yoga is good for the boy and soul. + There are many types of yoga - Ashtanga, Bikram, Sivananda, Iyengar etc. Going through the poses, you feel your body warm up and you feel the energy flowing through your body. Calm music starts to play quietly from all directions. +Suddenly a large beast appears from the shadows and starts terrorizing the village. + You start becoming transcendent. [Goals of yoga](../yoga/goals/goals_of_yoga.md) @@ -20,3 +24,5 @@ You start becoming transcendent. [Set your mind free](../yoga/mind/yoga_mind.md) [Learn to breathe](../yoga/breathe/breathe.md) + +[Building the habit](../yoga/habit/yoga-habit.md) diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/dig_down.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/dig_down.md index 1559a7c47d..03fd425d2a 100644 --- a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/dig_down.md +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/dig_down.md @@ -22,4 +22,8 @@ Behind you a single path... Do you go [left?](goleft/goleft.md) -Or maybe go [right?](goright/goright.md) \ No newline at end of file +Or maybe go [right?](goright/goright.md) + +Do you continue to [dig down] (dig_down_more/dig_down_more.md) + +Or [dig yourself out and return to collecting wood?](../gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/dig_down_more/dig_down_more.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/dig_down_more/dig_down_more.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..44d50c59a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/dig_down_more/dig_down_more.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Against your better judgment, you continue to dig straight down. + +You find a vein of iron ore and mine it. + +After digging a little more, you find coal and mine it. + +Things are going well, so you try to dig down for diamonds. + +You did it! At height 9, you found diamonds! + +You dig straight down into your first diamond and land in lava. + +The lava kills you. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/goright/goright.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/goright/goright.md index b303010068..89aebdd084 100644 --- a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/goright/goright.md +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/dig_down/goright/goright.md @@ -1,12 +1,12 @@ -You enter a dimly lit chamber and see a tall dark figure. The enderman -immediately teleports over to you, smiling, and... - -He kills you. - -Game over! - -Score: &e0 - -You cannot respawn in hardcore mode! - +You enter a dimly lit chamber and see a tall dark figure. The enderman +immediately teleports over to you, smiling, and... + +He kills you. + +Game over! + +Score: &e0 + +You cannot respawn in hardcore mode! + Delete World \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/build_a_ship/build_a_ship.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/build_a_ship/build_a_ship.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8275b0fe4b --- /dev/null +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/build_a_ship/build_a_ship.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +You spend hours and hours building a magnificent sailing vessel in which to conquer the seas! + +Unfortunately, once completed, your realize this is Minecraft, and your ship can't move. + +Hopefully you have a nice view from the poop deck. diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/build_a_tower/build_a_tower.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/build_a_tower/build_a_tower.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f66e2a3f98 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/build_a_tower/build_a_tower.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +You toil for days constructing the tallest tower known to man. + +After placing your the last block of wood from your inventory, you look out over the land. + +Unfortunetely, this is Minecraft, and the view distance is crap, so you can't see much. + +But it's a nice tower anyway. diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1b3bfc9f8e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +You turn a tree into lumber. Crafting an axe you attack another, quicker. + +You happen upon a forest, and declare yourself a lumber baron. +Before you know it, the once lush environment has been clear cut. + +You have the saplings to replant a mighty forest, or the wood to build a massive structure. + +[Build a tower](build_a_tower/build_a_tower.md) + +[Build a ship](build_a_ship/build_a_ship.md) diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/gather_wood.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/gather_wood.md index 6e6915d40f..4426fa2876 100644 --- a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/gather_wood.md +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/gather_wood.md @@ -13,3 +13,5 @@ Do you: [Tame the elephant?](tame_the_elephant/tame_the_elephant.md) [Dig Down?](../dig_down/dig_down.md) + +[Focus on gathering wood](focus_on_gathering_wood/focus_on_gathering_wood.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/esparanza/esparanza.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/esparanza/esparanza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f0c6b6a47a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/esparanza/esparanza.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Esparanza is a fantastic name for and elephant! You become best friends and go on many wacky +adventures. diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/george/george.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/george/george.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..02258cc91a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/george/george.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +George is a fantastic name for an elephant! You become best friends and go on many crazy adventures. diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/tame_the_elephant.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/tame_the_elephant.md index bb1c33a4a9..def8a1add1 100644 --- a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/tame_the_elephant.md +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/gather_wood/tame_the_elephant/tame_the_elephant.md @@ -1,2 +1,6 @@ You know you always wanted to have a pet elephant in minecraft, so you can kill all those zombies with a single whip. You decide to tame it. +But it needs a name! Do you name it: +[George](george/george.md)? + +[Esparanza](esparanza/esparanza.md)? diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/house/house.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/house/house.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dae7ef8d4e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/house/house.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ + +You start contemplating on the thought of building your first Minecraft house, an important landmark no doubt. +What sort of house will it be? Will it be well hidden? Will it be fancy? + +More important, what part of the house should I build first? + +The roof? + +The walls? + +Should I prepare the terrain first? + +Maybe start with doors and windows? + +You have a lot of decision making ahead of you... + diff --git a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md index d0779d559c..d585bb5d3d 100644 --- a/english/you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md +++ b/english/you-are-in-minecraft/minecraft.md @@ -14,14 +14,21 @@ Do you: [Sit back down, and go to sleep?](../sleep/more-sleep/more-sleep.md) +[Take a look at your map?](https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR09wlFl- +HxM7nBml4E4_W9eLNTDyp4X9nZX7IcNuDO3a7KC7p_A) + [Go exploring outside?](../explore-outside/explore-outside.md) [Light-fire?](../light-fire/fire.md) [Sing a song?](../sing-song/sing.md) +[Build a House?](house/house.md) + [Eat ALL the marshmallows!](../count-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows/eat-all-the-marshmellows.md) [Dig down?](dig_down/dig_down.md) [Hulk out?](../hulk/smash.md) + +[Surprise!](../surprise!/surprise.md) diff --git a/english/young/young.md b/english/young/young.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6e15334f52 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/young/young.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Clikc Chopin Waltz (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyBxps3BgYc) to listen. + +Click [8 hours of Vivaldi] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEibRc-oJKs) to listen. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/your-dog/your-dog.md b/english/your-dog/your-dog.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ebe79f687c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/your-dog/your-dog.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Then you wake up! Or did you really? But your dog is licking you in the face. Lord, that dog breath! + +An evil vile smell of rotten, no desicated, dry dog food that would haunt an arch demon used to the +hellish smell of sulfur fire burning flesh. + +Then your dog speaks to you and says ["follow me ..."](../play-with-dog/dog.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/youre-fine/youre-fine.md b/english/youre-fine/youre-fine.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eb6d2f5f2c --- /dev/null +++ b/english/youre-fine/youre-fine.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Whew, you're fine. It was just chocolate. + +[Back to the room...](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/english/yuha/yolo/yolo.md b/english/yuha/yolo/yolo.md index 2dc566035b..32e0606a66 100644 --- a/english/yuha/yolo/yolo.md +++ b/english/yuha/yolo/yolo.md @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ They yell they yell it again it and no mistaking it they did scream "YOLO". -You only live once, so why not live it up and eat some [mushrooms.] (../../mushroom/eat/eat_mushroom.md) +You only live once, so why not live it up and eat some [mushrooms.](../../mushroom/eat/eat_mushroom.md) Or why not dream and meditate and possibly enter a transcendence by trying to [Enter-a-dim-reality](../../Enter-a-dim-reality/Dim_reality.md) diff --git a/english/yuha/yuha.md b/english/yuha/yuha.md index 8f2bc177b6..184d0f9088 100644 --- a/english/yuha/yuha.md +++ b/english/yuha/yuha.md @@ -3,6 +3,6 @@ but you instantly realise that this scene isn't real. It's just a GitHub practice session! Sorry to spoil the fun. Now go and branch after you've forked your way out. -But if you want to keep playing (back into the maxtrix) go back to the [beginning] (../marshmallow.md). +But if you want to keep playing (back into the maxtrix) go back to the [beginning](../marshmallow.md). -Or did they yell ["YOLO"] (./yolo/yolo.md). +Or did they yell ["YOLO"](./yolo/yolo.md). diff --git a/english/zoo/lion/lion.md b/english/zoo/lion/lion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c2a539649f --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zoo/lion/lion.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +it was horrible but i got back to [zoo](../zoo.md) diff --git a/english/zoo/zoo.md b/english/zoo/zoo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a19b7ef4aa --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zoo/zoo.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Recently I visited a zoo in my hometown. It was an awesome experience to be part of the +nature. I saw a lot of tigers, elephants, deer and a whole lot of other [animals](../animal/animal.md) + +I was pretty thirsty. There is a lemonade stand over there. +I head over and buy some [lemonade](../drink/lemonade/lemonade.md) + +I choose to get better at [English](../get-better-at-english/english.md) + +After my self trolling is complete, I decide to drink the lemonade. +As I lift the lemonade to my mouth I see the tigers have broken loose. +[tiger-attack](../tiger-attack/tiger-attack.md) + +then a lion attacked me [lion](./lion/lion.md) + +and a man [stole](../stole/stole.md) a baby lion. diff --git a/english/zoozoo/zoozoo.md b/english/zoozoo/zoozoo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..69de1ec63a --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zoozoo/zoozoo.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +This is the zoozoo fan page diff --git a/english/zork/zork.md b/english/zork/zork.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a5ef71d55 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zork/zork.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +You are in a maze of dark and twisty passages, all alike. + +You are likely to be eaten by a grue. + +Not to be confused with Felonious Gru and his minions... + +[What's a grue?](../grue/grue.md) + +Very scary story for halloween + +There is an object that looks like a [torch](../torch/torch.md) on the ground. + +There is also om twine on the ground. + +The work Zork brings back memories. + +Zork is life, Zork is love. + +Zork is udacious. + +Kick open the [door] (../duck/duck.md) diff --git a/english/zuluquest/choosequest.md b/english/zuluquest/choosequest.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..38b2af31fd --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zuluquest/choosequest.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Congratulations, you are now helping people to decide their destiny! You are a brave person! + +What sould they do? + +Stay on a tedious-corporate-kindofstable-job for life until it [ends?](the/end.md) + +Maybe try a new career [path?](new/path.md) + +Forget about career and jump into startup world like there's no [tomorrow?](no/tomorrow.md) + +Invite you for a freshly ground [coffee](ground/coffee.md) and discuss about life, anything else and the number 42? + +Experience [generative states of meditative consciousness](experience/meditative_states.md) diff --git a/english/zuluquest/experience/meditative_states.md b/english/zuluquest/experience/meditative_states.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a900c71844 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zuluquest/experience/meditative_states.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +People have a conscious managerial mind of classical world of space, time, forms and ideas, +a deep quantum self of infinite possibilities, and a field mind that includes surrounding people. + +When things change and old maps of reality no longer work, it can be helpful to allow the +conscious managerial mind to temporarily step aside and allow the creative deep self to +come up with new maps of reality. + +To do so, you can let yourself connect to your felt body center in a relaxed and focused way, +like professional athletes do. Then you can connect to your positive goal, stated in 5 words +or less. After that connect to your resources: pleasurable memories, symbols or people who +mean a lot for you. + +Just allow the flow of generative process to happen. + +[Learn more about generative states of consciousness](http://stephengilligan.com) diff --git a/english/zuluquest/ground/coffee.md b/english/zuluquest/ground/coffee.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b13fb47b19 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zuluquest/ground/coffee.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +OK! We understand life is a little bit more complicated. + +So you are invited for a coffee once you are around Buenos Aires or when we get to your city. + +If you want to stay in touch, please follow this account on GitHub. + +Thanks for you help! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/zuluquest/new/path.md b/english/zuluquest/new/path.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a44b8e3877 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zuluquest/new/path.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +OK! So let's give you some extra background here... + +Let's say you worked for more than 10 years doing software for banks, + insurance/pharmaceutical/motor companies and public sector. + +How would you get rid of the boring things and avoiding a heart attach? + +If you want to stay in touch and really give your suggestion please follow this account on GitHub. + +Thanks for you help! + diff --git a/english/zuluquest/no/tomorrow.md b/english/zuluquest/no/tomorrow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..713296e8e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zuluquest/no/tomorrow.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Do you believe anybody can make itself into entrepreneurship? + +If you want to stay in touch and share your suggestions and experiences, please follow this account on GitHub. + +Thanks for you help! + diff --git a/english/zuluquest/the/end.md b/english/zuluquest/the/end.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f57a21826e --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zuluquest/the/end.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +OK! So let's face it... Lots of people will do no big thing from their life but... + +Could we make something better maybe? Just for the fun, hit the back button and choose another path. + +OR, continue working in the same job for 50 years, die and go to [heaven](heaven/heaven.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/english/zuluquest/the/heaven/heaven.md b/english/zuluquest/the/heaven/heaven.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0e7bcb7e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/english/zuluquest/the/heaven/heaven.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +#404 heaven not found. + +Press F5 to try again, or just give up hope... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/Mutantes/Mutantes.md b/espanol/Mutantes/Mutantes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bcad318985 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/Mutantes/Mutantes.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ + +Activo sus poderes de mutantes, Control mental, apoderandose de la voluntad de los soldados del +ejercito enemigo y convirtiendolos en sus marionetas personales. + +Con lo que no contaba era con que existan algunos soldados fieles a l, lo cual afectaba su control +mental, pues en ocasiones hacan todo lo contrario a lo que l quera. + +En vista de este percance, hizo sucumbir a los que provocaban este desperfecto para evitar +futuros problemas en sus planes de dominacion. diff --git a/espanol/Tyrion/Daenerys/Daenerys.md b/espanol/Tyrion/Daenerys/Daenerys.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2ba3c5c4f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/Tyrion/Daenerys/Daenerys.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +LLegó Daenerys montada en su dragón, y con una espectacular entrada les sonrío. + +Unos cayeron enamorados iso-facto pero otros la odiarion desde el principio. + +Nadie quedó impasible. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/Tyrion/Tyrion.md b/espanol/Tyrion/Tyrion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bde221f678 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/Tyrion/Tyrion.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Con la berborrea del chiquillo les convenció para que decidieran entre 3 opciones: + +Primera: unirse a los ejércitos de [Daenerys](Daenerys/Daenerys.md) + +Segunda: Irse a las [montañas](../montanas/montanas.md) + +Tercera: Aquí no ha pasado nada y dejar las cosas como al [principio](../canudos.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/angeles/angeles.md b/espanol/angeles/angeles.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f16dcf937 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/angeles/angeles.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Los guerreros al escuchar a los ángeles escuchar el violín tan angelicalmente, +se arrodillaron para orar y pedir por fuerzas para la batalla! + +En eso el Consejero se levanta y agradece a los ángeles por toda la ayuda que +han brindado. Betito se llenó de fuerzas también y animó a todos los guerreros. + +La voz de un ángel te llama, pero estas distraído con la tecnología! + +La tecnología es un mal de la sociedad si se emplea mal. + +El progreso no mide tiempo. + +Los ángeles son mensajeros y voceros de la humanidad. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/artefacto/alienigenas/alienigenas.md b/espanol/artefacto/alienigenas/alienigenas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5e1e336024 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/artefacto/alienigenas/alienigenas.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Estos dos seres, con un brillo multicolor pero casi transparentes, +les comunicaron que ya no había vuelta atrás. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/artefacto/artefacto.md b/espanol/artefacto/artefacto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c5847900b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/artefacto/artefacto.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Beatito asombrado cogió el artefacto, mientras el Consejero le decia +"Ya no tenemos tiempo, ahora solo nos queda activarlo". A lo que Beatito +asintio con su cabeza a la vez que accionaba el artefacto, +entonces se oyo una gran explosión en la habitacion y: + +[Apareció una misteriosa pareja de alienígenas](alienigenas/alienigenas.md) + +[Ambos perdieron la capacidad de oir](sinoido/perderoido.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/artefacto/sinoido/perderoido.md b/espanol/artefacto/sinoido/perderoido.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3f58d7cb62 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/artefacto/sinoido/perderoido.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Pero obtuvieron una potenciación de la capacidad visual, pudiendo ver ahora realidades existentes +en otras longitudes de onda. Cosas invisibles para el resto de los seres humanos. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/ayudantes/ayudantes.md b/espanol/ayudantes/ayudantes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ecc792523f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/ayudantes/ayudantes.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Les indico que prepararan todo para el recibimiento del ejercito tal como los habia instruido. + +Immediatamente despues se despidio de su amigo Beatito y se dirigio a la plaza del pueblo. + +Al llegar a la plaza ya empezaban a llegar los primeros soldados, estos tenian reflejada en sus caras +el horror de la batalla y el cansancio del viaje de vuelta, el consejero nervioso iba haciendo un +calculo mental de cuantos llegaban, habian marchado sus 1000 mejores hombres a la batalla pero cuando +se cerraron las puertas de la muralla y por tanto ya no queda nadie mas que llegar conto solamente +200 soldados, los costes de la guerra habian sido demasiados altos. + +Mientras veia como se habitantes del pueblo buscando a sus familiares penso en los pesames que tendria +que dar y noto como envejecia unos años. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/ayudantes_accion/ayudantes_accion.md b/espanol/ayudantes_accion/ayudantes_accion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c9f9d0762a --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/ayudantes_accion/ayudantes_accion.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +y lo expulsaron de forma inmediata y para siempre del poblado. + +Fue ésto lo que finalmente les liberó de sus propios males, lo que les trajo eterna e infinita paz y armonía. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/bailar/bailar.md b/espanol/bailar/bailar.md index b78b133926..d3a528e90a 100644 --- a/espanol/bailar/bailar.md +++ b/espanol/bailar/bailar.md @@ -4,4 +4,8 @@ Saco la guitarra y empezo a charanguear mientras saltaba en una pata al grito de [Beatito empezo a abuschear al Consejero](abucheo/abucheo.md) -[Beatito sacó una pandereta y le acompañó cantando](musica/pandereta.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Beatito sacó una pandereta y le acompañó cantando](musica/pandereta.md) + +[Beatito decidió matar al consejero](matar/matar.md) + +[Beatito muy feliz decidió que su cuerpo exprese su alegría bailando](salsa/salsa.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/bailar/matar/matar.md b/espanol/bailar/matar/matar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d56b60ceac --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/bailar/matar/matar.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + +Beatito sacó un arma del bolsillo y mató a quemarropas al consejero. + +Luego, se preparó para recibir a todas las milicias, con quienes ya había +acordado el traspaso del poder, y la construcción de una cómoda mansión para +él y su joven esposa con vista a toda el desierto del Sertao. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/bailar/musica/pandereta.md b/espanol/bailar/musica/pandereta.md index 15fefba1b1..862231045a 100644 --- a/espanol/bailar/musica/pandereta.md +++ b/espanol/bailar/musica/pandereta.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ Beatito sacó su pandereta y bailó alrededor del Consejero tocandola mientras cantaba "Y no traen cara de contentoooos" +Julio, un poco sorprendido, se sorprendió aun más, al mirar por la ventana de la torre y ver como uno a uno de los +invasores iba sacando de detras de su escudo los zapatos para bailar tap! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/bailar/salsa/salsa.md b/espanol/bailar/salsa/salsa.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..47bb57d766 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/bailar/salsa/salsa.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Alegre por librarse del imprudente consejero, saco a bailar a su esposa una salsita de Frankie Ruiz, +el papá de la salsa Ok, Amor y Paz para todos. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/barracas/capitan.md b/espanol/barracas/capitan.md index eb2dd52ed9..91629ff72a 100644 --- a/espanol/barracas/capitan.md +++ b/espanol/barracas/capitan.md @@ -3,4 +3,6 @@ llamó al Capitán Hernández: [¡Capitán Hernández!, ¡Capitán Hernández!...](amable/hernandez.md) -[¡HERNÁNDEZ REMEDADO IMBÉCIL!](grosero/hernandez.md) \ No newline at end of file +[¡HERNÁNDEZ REMEDADO IMBÉCIL!](grosero/hernandez.md) + +[¡Mi capitán! El consejero lo manda a llamar. ¡Ha llegado el ejercito de la república!](llave/hernandez.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/barracas/llave/corre/consejero.md b/espanol/barracas/llave/corre/consejero.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9bade0871e --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/barracas/llave/corre/consejero.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Sin perder un segundo y agarrando fuertemente la llave con sus manos Beatito fue en busca del consejero. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/barracas/llave/duda/renunciar.md b/espanol/barracas/llave/duda/renunciar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d3a8732aeb --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/barracas/llave/duda/renunciar.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Beatito sabe que entregar la llave significa renunciar al mayor tesoro de la ciudad. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/barracas/llave/hernandez.md b/espanol/barracas/llave/hernandez.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4b4d429356 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/barracas/llave/hernandez.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +El capitán Hernández sin hacer un mínimo gesto de alteración, sacó una llave de su bolsillo y se la pasó a Beatito. + +-Vé y entregasela al Consejero- le ordenó. + +Beatito pensativo, toda urgencia olvidada, +salió de la habitación y se apoyó contra la puerta cerrada, [dudando.](duda/renunciar.md) + +[Beatito salió corriendo en busca del consejero.](corre/consejero.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/batman/Batman.md b/espanol/batman/Batman.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..645d7bddba --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/batman/Batman.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +No puedes ser Batman cuando yo soy el verdadero Batman, sigue y se un [Robin](../robin/robin.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/beatito/beatito.md b/espanol/beatito/beatito.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d71bbff70 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/beatito/beatito.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +En el rincón donde dormía el beatito fue construyendo un altar, +con estampas que le regalaron en la misión y una cruz de xique-xique +que el mismo talló y pintó. diff --git a/espanol/blanco/blanco.md b/espanol/blanco/blanco.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0694b7ecd4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/blanco/blanco.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Y aunque parecia estar en blanco, todos sabian lo que pasaba por la cabeza: + +- Que pasara con mis tarjetas black? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/bruja/bruja.md b/espanol/bruja/bruja.md index 19352f13d0..f181fbbab3 100644 --- a/espanol/bruja/bruja.md +++ b/espanol/bruja/bruja.md @@ -1 +1,6 @@ La bruja les ofreció su ayuda para derrotar al ejército invasor a cambio del primer hijo del rey. + +A lo que el rey accedió gustoso + +El siempre había soñado con terminar esta guerra y convertir el reino en una republica. +Ya no necesitaba un descendiente. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/cansancio/cansancio.md b/espanol/cansancio/cansancio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d8cd05abb2 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/cansancio/cansancio.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +He hecho la lección en un solo día Beatito. No busco gloria o reconocimiento... Solo quiero descansar. +No sé si el ejercito es nuestro ejercito regresando triunfante, o el ejercito invasor que viene a Destruir. +Yo quiero dormir..... + +Y sin darse cuenta al despertar volvio al [comienzo de la historia](../canudos.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/canudos.md b/espanol/canudos.md index 65ecfeb22d..623fbf0bc8 100644 --- a/espanol/canudos.md +++ b/espanol/canudos.md @@ -1,6 +1,19 @@ En el pueblo de Canudos, el Consejero y Beatito estaban conversando acerca del imperio y la república cuando empezaron a sonar trompetas que indicaban la llegada del ejercito. En ese momento -el Consejero: +el Consejero: + +Se quedo en [blanco](blanco/blanco.md) + +Hizo llamar a [Zipi y Zape](zipizape/zipizape.md) para recibir al ejército. +(Zipi es el rubio) + +Hizo un gesto de [cansancio](cansancio/cansancio.md) + +[Hizo un gesto a Beatito](revolucion/revolucion.md) + +[Mandó llamar a Jordi Hurtado](jordiHurtado/jordiHurtado.md) + +[Sintió como la comida le subía por el exófago](comida/comida.md) [Mandó a congregar a Canudos entero al templo.](templo/templo.md) @@ -8,12 +21,17 @@ el Consejero: [Llegó el periodista miope con noticias importantes.](noticias/noticias.md) +Pero de repente apareció un [pony rosa](ponyrosa/ponyrosa.md) acaparando todo el protagonismo. + +[Suddenly realized he was far from home +and doesn't know how to speak Spanish.](../english/TheEpicSax/111_TheEpicSaxGuyArrives.md) + [Se dirigió a la muralla exterior del pueblo.](muralla/muralla.md) [Empaquetó sus cosas e intentó salir por la puerta trasera.](huida/puerta.md) [Miró hacia el cielo mientras pensaba](pensamiento/guerra.md) - + [Mandó a Beatito a buscar al cocinero](cocinero/cocinero.md) [Clavó sus ojos directamente sobre el Beatito...](rebelion/inicio-rebelion.md) @@ -32,6 +50,9 @@ el Consejero: [Subió a la torre](torre/torre.md) +Se cansó de la guerra y decidió alienarse de todo lo material, +accediendo a un [estado de meditación transcendente](transcender/transcender.md) + [Ordenó buscar al Capitán Trueno](capitan/trueno.md) [Empezó con el ritual de bienvenida para el ejército](ritual/ritual.md) @@ -44,4 +65,139 @@ el Consejero: [Termina el baile y piden calcetines para la cena](calcetines/calcetines.md) -[Acaban tan llenos, que ruedan por las escaleras.](rodar/rodar.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Acaban tan llenos, que ruedan por las escaleras.](rodar/rodar.md) + +[La exageración y la indigestión](exageracion/exageracion.md) + +[Empieza a gritar como un poseso](poseso/poseso.md) + +[Se arrodilla y...](rogando/rogando.md) + +[Y vino un ejercito](ejercito/ejercito.md) + +[Un ejercito de angeles para ayudar a los guerreros.](angeles/angeles.md) + +[En el rincón donde dormía, el beatito...](beatito/beatito.md) + +[Llamo a su comandante en jefe..](comandante/comandante.md) + +[Ocupó su lugar junto al emperador en el recibimiento](recibimiento/recibimiento.md) + +[Le dice a Beatito, el momento ha llegado, La Nueva Dimensión](dimension/dimension.md) + +[Intenta recordar el nombre del general del ejercito](general/general.md) + +[Y de repente se acordo y sintion miedo...](kraken/kraken.md) + +[Organizó sus tropas y mandó a las mujeres y niños para sus casas](mujeres/mujeres.md) + +[Vió de repente en el cielo una luz brillante que iluminó como un sol el campo de batalla..](cielo/cielo.md) + +[Levanta su mano derecha, con el indice señala al ejército enemigo y les dice a sus soldados...](soldados/soldados.md) + +[Se dio cuenta de que su táctica había sido descubierta] (tactica/tactica.md) + +[Enseguida agarró el teléfono y realizó una llamada] (telefono/telefono.md) + +[La conversacion era irrelevante] (dolor/dolor.md) + +[Abrió los ojos. ¿Era todo una cruel pesadilla?](pesadilla/pesadilla.md) + +[Como siempre, aquel terrible dia terminó y otro lo sucedió](termino/termino.md) + +[Saco de su bolsillo un extraño artefacto y se lo dio a Beatito](artefacto/artefacto.md) + +Al ojearlo, una duda lo emabargó...[¿Qué hago?](duda/duda.md) + +Al despertar y enfocar la vista vió lo que había sucedido tras la +explosión [que pasó?](explosion/explosion.md) + +Salió corriendo y no se lo vio nunca más en el reino + +Conectó su guitarra al amplificador y se puso a tocar una versión de "Siempre es lo mismo, nena", pero sin distorsión + +[Así comenzó el cuento del cuco en el pueblo, para que los niños temieran a los dioses] (cuco/cuco.md) + +A pero si no leiste el cuento del cuco, entonces significa que no tienes [miedo] (miedo/miedo.md) + +[Puso su mano derecha en su frente y se teletransportó al centro del ejército enemigo](pelea_epica/pelea_epica.md) + +Lo que nadie sabía, es que el consejero era un versado maestro instruído en las nobles artes Jedi. + +- [Dark_side](dark_side/dark_side.md) + +- [Light_side](light_side/light_side.md) + +No tuvo más opción que buscar refuerzos, luchadores incanzables que tuvieran las siguientes características: + +- [Características](caracteristicas/caracteristicas.md) + +Porque en el fondo él sabía que por mucho que hubiese ganado esta batalla, + la guerra no había hecho más que [comenzar](guerra/duracion.md). + +"El que tenga rabo de paja ni que lo fajen chiquito", +dijo el [curandero](curandero/curandero.md)... + +Nadie sabiendo el secreto mejor guardado este epico personaje, "El gran mutante", +se atrevio a lo que nadie se [imaginó:](Mutantes/Mutantes.md) + +[Hizo un breve movimiento para llamar a sus ayudantes y](ayudantes/ayudantes.md) + +éstos, sin mediar palabra y al unísono, [no dudaron](ayudantes_accion/ayudantes_accion.md) + +Y llego spiderman a salvar el dia. + +Con sus acrobáticos movimientos y osadas frases + +Spiderman al no entender que era lo que [pasaba] (realidad/realidad.md) + +solo [Escapó](escapo/escapo.md) + +Y llego [Daynerys Targaryen](thrones/daynerys.md) + +[Temeroso, ordenó que lo guiaran al pasadizo que le llevaría fuera de la ciudad](pasadizo/pasadizo.md) + +Recordó algunos crímenes que pesaban sobre él y de la nada perdió el conocimiento(desmayo/desmayo.md) + +Revelo que venia del futuro y que le daba dos opciones: +- [Morir luchando como sabia que pasaria en el futuro](time/time.md) + +- [Seguir sus instrucciones y ganar](time1/time1.md) + +Indico a sus ayudantes que comenzaran los preparativos para el mayor banquete de la historia del imperio. + +[La eleccion](eleccion/eleccion.md) + +Y llego [Tyrion Lannister](Tyrion/Tyrion.md) + +El Consejero y Beatito coincidieron en que en el banquete se servirian [arepas](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arepa). + +Y cada invitado podria comer [tantas como quisiera](exageracion/exageracion.md). + + +Se servirian las siguientes arepas: Reina Pepeada, Mechada con amarillo, y Jamon con queso de cabra. + +Llego el [invierno](inverlandia/inverlandia.md). + +Gritó que se escribiría la más aburrida historia, basada en un mal comienzo. + +Y [Resines](resines/resines.md) despertó de lo quer parecía un mal sueño. + +Al despertar Resines te pregunta si eres [Batman](batman/Batman.md) + +A lo que respondes: "Yo solo vine aquí a hablar de mi [libro](libro/libro.md)". + +Luego de su viaje extraordinario se acordó de su [máquina del tiempo](maquina/tiempo/maquina_del_tiempo.md). + +[En su viaje al pasado pudo conoció a Aquiles, quien le enseñó como invocar a Pegaso](pegaso/pegaso.md) + +[El ejército invasor avanza](ejercito-invasor/ejercito-invasor.md) + +[Y de repente, sintió la necesidad de que la historia llegase a su fin](fin/fin.md) + +[Activo su Stand ZA WARUDO](dio/dio.md) + +Y despues de varios disparos decidio ir a comer, mientras su amigo lo cubria el encendia el coche +para iniciar su viaje directo al [espacio](space/space.md). + +Se tomo unos [macarrones con tomatito del lidl, queso y choricito](macarrones/macarras.md). diff --git a/espanol/capitan/trueno.md b/espanol/capitan/trueno.md index 3c31afac43..6970133357 100644 --- a/espanol/capitan/trueno.md +++ b/espanol/capitan/trueno.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ El Capitán Trueno estaba volviendo en ese momento de su campaña en las tierras de Kirlian + +En su camino de regreso se encontro con una bruja. + +[Una bruja ofrece ayuda](../bruja/bruja.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/caracteristicas/caracteristicas.md b/espanol/caracteristicas/caracteristicas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3e2b9677d7 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/caracteristicas/caracteristicas.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Fuerte, valeroso y con gran astucia. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/carrera/premio/premio.md b/espanol/carrera/premio/premio.md index b2a10522c4..1687fbd7d1 100644 --- a/espanol/carrera/premio/premio.md +++ b/espanol/carrera/premio/premio.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ De la cual, el premio era la hermosa princesa del reino... + +[la verdad oculta...] (../verdad-oculta/verdad-oculta.md) diff --git a/espanol/carrera/verdad-oculta/verdad-oculta.md b/espanol/carrera/verdad-oculta/verdad-oculta.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9b84afed7b --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/carrera/verdad-oculta/verdad-oculta.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +La princesa estaba locamente enamorada del dragon! diff --git a/espanol/cielo/cielo.md b/espanol/cielo/cielo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5a6f43ea36 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/cielo/cielo.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + +Muchos soldados quedaron petrificados, pensaban que era el fin del mundo.., +otros pensaron que los enemigos habian creado una nueva arma para confundirlos, +cuando el capitán pudo percatarse se dió cuenta que: + + diff --git a/espanol/cocinero/cocinero.md b/espanol/cocinero/cocinero.md index 42e36a6e96..b35d5d1cdf 100644 --- a/espanol/cocinero/cocinero.md +++ b/espanol/cocinero/cocinero.md @@ -5,3 +5,5 @@ Beatito encontro al cocinero con cara de preocupado. [El cocinero le dijo a Beatito que no encontraba las llaves de la despensa](despensa/despensa.md) [El cocinero le dijo a Beatito que había cometido un grave error](error/error.md) + +[El cocinero se puso a dormir](dormir/dormir.md) diff --git a/espanol/cocinero/dormir/dormir.md b/espanol/cocinero/dormir/dormir.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..edc0e6bfc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/cocinero/dormir/dormir.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Beatito deperto al cocinero \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/cocinero/error/error.md b/espanol/cocinero/error/error.md index 9801ff8bd0..e13753eec9 100644 --- a/espanol/cocinero/error/error.md +++ b/espanol/cocinero/error/error.md @@ -1,2 +1,4 @@ El cocinero dijo que el gato del Consejero accidentalmente había caído en la olla de la sopa, y él solo se había dado cuenta de ello después de haber servido el servicio para el ejercito que llegaba. + +[Beatito corrió raudo hacía el salón de banquetes](salon/salon.md) diff --git a/espanol/cocinero/error/salon/platos/platos.md b/espanol/cocinero/error/salon/platos/platos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..22d997196e --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/cocinero/error/salon/platos/platos.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Todos los platos estaban ya casi vacíos y los comensales estaban terminando. Así que a Beatito sólo se le ocurrió +gritar en voz alta: \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/cocinero/error/salon/salon.md b/espanol/cocinero/error/salon/salon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..401e15b1e4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/cocinero/error/salon/salon.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Beatito empujó con todas sus fuerzas las enormes puertas del salón de banquetes causando un gran estruendo que provocó +que las miradas te todos los comensales se fijaran en él + +[Y Beatito se fijó a su vez en las filas de platos de los comensales](platos/platos.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/comandante/almirante/almirante.md b/espanol/comandante/almirante/almirante.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3886c32008 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/comandante/almirante/almirante.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +El almirate tiger woods estaba muy feliz por la recomendacion de chuck asi que le dedico un hoyo en uno en su honor!! +Luego de dedicarle un hoyo en uno, tomó su smartphone, lentamente buscó en su agenda de contactos y decidió contactar a +Fatmagul a lo que el consejero replicó: Qué culpa tiene Fatmagul? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/comandante/comandante.md b/espanol/comandante/comandante.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..14eadac9f5 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/comandante/comandante.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +El comandante en jefe chuck norris, mas conocido como walker ranger de texas, estaba de vacaciones en punta del este. +Al enterarse de dichos acontecimientos recomendo llamar al almirante tiger woods + +[Llamar al almirante..](almirante/almirante.md) diff --git a/espanol/comida/comida.md b/espanol/comida/comida.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2ae6d3f2ef --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/comida/comida.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Aguantose las náuseas, y tras enjugarse el sudor, pensó que nuevas le traería el capitán de las tropas: + +[El ejercito había vencido al enemigo](victoria/victoria.md) + +[Una orda de ogros había atravesado la frontera norte](ogros/ogros.md) + +[Un misterioso guerrero les estaba prestando ayuda](guerrero/guerrero.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/comida/guerrero/guerrero.md b/espanol/comida/guerrero/guerrero.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2be5ce93df --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/comida/guerrero/guerrero.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +El capitán exhausto por la larga cabalgata desmontó del caballo y explicó, rebosante de esperanza, como un misterioso +guerrero había aparecido justo cuando la batalla parecía perdida. + +Insufló ánimo y esperanza a las tropas que consiguieron, por esta vez, rechazar al enemigo. + diff --git a/espanol/comida/ogros/ogros.md b/espanol/comida/ogros/ogros.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b521964d73 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/comida/ogros/ogros.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Desencajado por el horror de lo presenciado, y por el cansancio del camino. +El capitán, saludó irreverentemente al rey, y le comunicó atropelladamente que una orda de ogros estaba +asolando el país desde el norte, y no tardarían en llegar hasta la capital del reino. + +[En ese momento una bruja apareció](../../bruja/bruja.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/comida/victoria/victoria.md b/espanol/comida/victoria/victoria.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1e49c676df --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/comida/victoria/victoria.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +El capitán tras presentarse anter el rey, y mostrar su respeto con una gran reverencia. + +Le comunicó que su ejército había ganado la batalla decisiva contra el país vecino. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/cuco/cuco.md b/espanol/cuco/cuco.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..94b35de6ad --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/cuco/cuco.md @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +La luz de la puerta de Elías +se reduce a una fila +mientras su madre cierra la puerta +pensando que el niño dormía. + +Poco ella sabía +que el pequeño miraba aterrado +el cuco que estaba amarrado +al espaldar de la silla. + +¡Quién diría que el cuco temía +más a la luz de la rendija +que el niño a la sombra en la silla! + +Pero su madre no oiría +los gritos de terror de su cría +mientras el cuco desaparecía... + +junto al pequeño Elías. + +Y si la historia del cuco +te parece espantosa, +amarrate tus chones +que la historia del [cucuyachi](../cucuyachi/cucuyachi.md) +es aun mas tenebrosa. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/cucuyachi/cucuyachi.md b/espanol/cucuyachi/cucuyachi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0e986d6b7c --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/cucuyachi/cucuyachi.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +El cucuyachi es el primo del cuco. +Tio del chupacabras. +Sobrino de la llorona. +El habita la region montañosa de la region de Sonora, en Mѐxico. +Y por lo tanto, le gusta el tequila, y el mezcal. diff --git a/espanol/curandero/curandero.md b/espanol/curandero/curandero.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae3dc970ed --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/curandero/curandero.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Y enseguida, aparentando locura, recitó en su mente el conjuro para librar a los Canudos de las +fuerzas del Kerepakupai \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/dark_side/dark_side.md b/espanol/dark_side/dark_side.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..24f25e6889 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dark_side/dark_side.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Haciendo uso de la fuerza, desbord un ro de lava ardiente de un volcn cercano. +Ni siquiera quedaron los restos para ser velados... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/dimension/dimension.md b/espanol/dimension/dimension.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c603445c64 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dimension/dimension.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Resulta que el sonido de las trompetas comenzo a crear un orificio en el espacio entre las tropas y el fuerte. + +Dicho orificio deslumbraba luz indicanto que habia algo si entrabas a traves de el. Una nueva dimension. + +El Consejero le dijo a Beatito, "ve qué hay del otro lado y me informas". + +Beatito cruza el umbral, mientras el Consejero le observa. diff --git a/espanol/dio/dio.md b/espanol/dio/dio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..633e9ee973 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dio/dio.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Gracias al glorioso STANDO POWAH detuvo el tiempo exclamando: ZA WARUDO, TOKI WO TOMARE! + +El ejercito fue derrotado sin que ellos mismos se dieran cuenta, igual que a mi MILF lover, +Kakyoin, recibiendo un glorioso MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA + +Todo concluyo cuando las palabras KYUU BIO KEIKA \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/dolor/dolor.md b/espanol/dolor/dolor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3fcaef768b --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dolor/dolor.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Y todo era oscuro. Y la luz no volvia. Y el cielo estaba abajo. Y nada era lo que debia. +Dolor. +Siempre dolor. diff --git a/espanol/dragon/adopcion/adopcion.md b/espanol/dragon/adopcion/adopcion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..66c0bee5c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dragon/adopcion/adopcion.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +El dragón fue dado en adopción y pronto lo adoptó +una linda pareja de suecos los cuales no podian tener hijos. + +Ellos vivieron una vida perfecta, llevando a su hijo dragón +a la escuela y a clases de fútbol. Todo era hermoso. + +Pronto el joven dragón empezó a sufrir de acné, a tener +cambios en la voz y a tener cambios de humor. El dragón +se dió cuenta que no se parecía a sus padres adoptivos +por lo cual decidio: + diff --git a/espanol/dragon/devolverlo/devolverlo.md b/espanol/dragon/devolverlo/devolverlo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc16533ccc --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dragon/devolverlo/devolverlo.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Con el temor de que el dragón se saliera de control y los atacara a ellos mismo, decidió tratar de devolverlo. + +Pero el vendedor no lo aceptaba de vuelta. Sin embargo, decidió ayudarlo a domesticarlo vendiendole... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/dragon/dragon.md b/espanol/dragon/dragon.md index 2131702d45..b05f49cf4a 100644 --- a/espanol/dragon/dragon.md +++ b/espanol/dragon/dragon.md @@ -19,3 +19,14 @@ vendedor de dragones del pueblo. __) \ \\___(_ __/.__,' ,((,-,__\ '", __\_/. __,' '"./_._._-' + + +Pero no sabía controlar al dragón, así que decidió: + +[matarlo](muerte-dragon/muerte-dragon.md) + +[darle de comer](festin/festin.md) + +[Devolverlo](devolverlo/devolverlo.md) + +[Darlo en adopción](adopcion/adopcion.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/dragon/festin/festin.md b/espanol/dragon/festin/festin.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..453072e6e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dragon/festin/festin.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Compartió sus viandas con el dragón, y éste se lo agradeció llevándole a donde él quería. diff --git a/espanol/dragon/muerte-dragon/muerte-dragon.md b/espanol/dragon/muerte-dragon/muerte-dragon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4431096338 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/dragon/muerte-dragon/muerte-dragon.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +La muerte del dragn provoc la ira de sus hermanos, que no dudaron en jurar venganza por aquel atroz acto. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/duda/duda.md b/espanol/duda/duda.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d0c0e40b2b --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/duda/duda.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Será mejor tomar un descanso, para mirar el artefacto con nuevos ojos diff --git a/espanol/ejercito-invasor/ejercito-invasor.md b/espanol/ejercito-invasor/ejercito-invasor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..26126f2be6 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/ejercito-invasor/ejercito-invasor.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Ignorante del nuevo aliado de sus contrarios, deciden avanzar y atacar con +todos sus ejércitos la fortaleza en donde está el Pegaso. Confiados en que +existe una ventaja de 3 a 1, se saborean la victoria, pero al llegar a las +murallas de la fortaleza... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/ejercito/ejercito.md b/espanol/ejercito/ejercito.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ddaa63ae49 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/ejercito/ejercito.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Y vinieron un ejército de ángeles y se pusieron a tocar el violín + +Las notas transmitían la paz del lugar diff --git a/espanol/eleccion/eleccion.md b/espanol/eleccion/eleccion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e50cc7503f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/eleccion/eleccion.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +[El mayor de sus temores, se habia hecho realidad.](../eleccion/eleccion.md) +Se encontraba solo, observado por todos, ante la decision mas importante de seguramente los ultimos años + y nadie habia en quien apoyarse. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/escapo/escapo.md b/espanol/escapo/escapo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..28057a043c --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/escapo/escapo.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Escapó dejando su mundo atrás, pensado en esconderse corrió hasta que encontró +un pequeña casa a las afueras de la villa, entró y corrió a la ultima +habitacion cerro la puerta, se sentó en la rincón más alejado de la puerta y se +cubrió con la capa que llevaba puesta pero no pudo escapar del miedo que en él +habitaba. +Muy sensato todo. diff --git a/espanol/exageracion/exageracion.md b/espanol/exageracion/exageracion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0579f19979 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/exageracion/exageracion.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Después de sentir el dolor insoportable de los golpes de la escalera en sus rostros, +empezaron a notar que sus estómagos intentaban de alguna forma comunicarse con ellos,GHHRHHRhhRh decia el estomago, +pero ellos no solo lo escuchaban sentían que de alguna forma sus estómagos cobraban vida propia, +resulto ser que los hongos les habían causado una indigestión terrible. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/explosion/explosion.md b/espanol/explosion/explosion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e8823e0b68 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/explosion/explosion.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +El cuarto había quedado en escombros y el consejero +había desaparecido, el propio Beatito fue el único +que no sufrió ningún cambio. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/fin/fin.md b/espanol/fin/fin.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd53fbac97 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/fin/fin.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Y colorín colorado este cuento se ha acabado! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/general/general.md b/espanol/general/general.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..84cb7ec860 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/general/general.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Y recuerda que su nombre era sinónimo de pavor: Tanatos. diff --git a/espanol/guerra/duracion.md b/espanol/guerra/duracion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8d0f4c9e5f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/guerra/duracion.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Y muy a su pesar, an quedaran muchos aos hasta verla finalizar. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/heroe/aventurero/aventurero.md b/espanol/heroe/aventurero/aventurero.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..32819c9ee8 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/heroe/aventurero/aventurero.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Un heroe aventurero siguió sus pies hasta la cima de una colina con su espada escarlata. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/heroe/chuky/chuky.md b/espanol/heroe/chuky/chuky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a26afaa6b --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/heroe/chuky/chuky.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Chuky se acercó peligrosamente, con un algodón +de azucar en una mano y un muñeco de bob esponja +en la otra, colocó sus manos en sus caderas +y dijo: "Yo los salvaré". \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/heroe/heroe.md b/espanol/heroe/heroe.md index 85923b5dfa..4775401204 100644 --- a/espanol/heroe/heroe.md +++ b/espanol/heroe/heroe.md @@ -14,4 +14,8 @@ El capitan miró hacia el cielo y encontró: [Un Hipogrifo](hipogrifo/hipogrifo.md) -[Una Impresionante Carrera] (../carrera/carrera.md) +[Una Impresionante Carrera](../carrera/carrera.md) + +[Chuky el muñeco diabólico](chuky/chuky.md) + +[Aventurero](aventurero/aventurero.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/hijo/hijo.md b/espanol/hijo/hijo.md index 291f34b65e..4f1c9e2b1b 100644 --- a/espanol/hijo/hijo.md +++ b/espanol/hijo/hijo.md @@ -1,3 +1,11 @@ Reflexionaba sobre si los consejos que había dado llevarían a su hijo a morir en esta guerra. ¿Será que sus convicciones llevarían a una guerra que destruiria a su familia? -Quizás, pero de seguro no traería el mejor resultado. \ No newline at end of file +Quizás, pero de seguro no traería el mejor resultado. + +Casualmente apareció el hijo en aquel mismo momento. + +No sabía muy bien qué hacer, finalmente... + +[Ordena al hijo ocultarse en las mazmorras](mazmorra/mazmorra.md) + +[Ordena al hijo preparse para el combate](preparar/preparar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/hijo/mazmorra/mazmorra.md b/espanol/hijo/mazmorra/mazmorra.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..62cbe4e0ac --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/hijo/mazmorra/mazmorra.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +El hijo baja a las mazmorras, en lo ms profundo del castillo. Un autntico laberinto de pasadizos +donde nadie podra hacer nada sin un gua que los conozca. Pareca un lugar seguro para ocultarse. diff --git a/espanol/hijo/preparar/preparar.md b/espanol/hijo/preparar/preparar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d6726b50d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/hijo/preparar/preparar.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +El hijo baj rpidamente a la armera, se equip y qued all a la espera de ms instrucciones \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/huida/pagar/camino/camino.md b/espanol/huida/pagar/camino/camino.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..af6f012bda --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/huida/pagar/camino/camino.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Andas por el camino durante horas pero parece no acabar nunca. diff --git a/espanol/huida/pagar/pagar.md b/espanol/huida/pagar/pagar.md index f8bfc8dd34..d4b3d7cac7 100644 --- a/espanol/huida/pagar/pagar.md +++ b/espanol/huida/pagar/pagar.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ Tras aceptar tus dos monedas de oro, el hombre te guia a través de un túnel hasta las afueras de la ciudad. +Despues te deja salir y cierra la puerta tras de si. +Estas solo. Ves un camino que se pierde en la distancia hacia el oeste. +[Decides tomar el camino.](camino/camino.md) + diff --git a/espanol/huida/puerta.md b/espanol/huida/puerta.md index c3c4833986..5afe986f86 100644 --- a/espanol/huida/puerta.md +++ b/espanol/huida/puerta.md @@ -1,6 +1,11 @@ Te encuentras con un hombre con ropas extrañas y la cara tapada. Te pide dos monedas de oro a cambio de dejarte salir. +Pero son las ultimas 2 monedas que el consejero posee. +El consejero piensa dos veces antes de decidir. + +Es este alto, ronco y extraño hombre alguien en quien confiar ? + [Un presentimiento te dice que confies en él. Le das las dos monedas.](pagar/pagar.md) [El consejero puede hacer lo que le plazca. Decides no pagar.](rechazar/rechazar.md) diff --git a/espanol/huida/rechazar/arrastra/arrastra.md b/espanol/huida/rechazar/arrastra/arrastra.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..829d4a567b --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/huida/rechazar/arrastra/arrastra.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Al no poder mover las piernas, no queda más remedio que moverse con las manos. +Saca fuerzas de donde no tiene y comienza a arrastrarase con sus brazos. Todos esos años de natación valieron la pena. +El tunel que te lleva fuera de la ciudad es largo y húmedo, pero la perspectiva de libertad, y sobre todo, seguir +resistiento a la Tiranía te obsequia las fuerzas para salir al exterior. diff --git a/espanol/huida/rechazar/ayuda/ayuda.md b/espanol/huida/rechazar/ayuda/ayuda.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..af3fb2aed3 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/huida/rechazar/ayuda/ayuda.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Empiezas a gritar y gritar pero nadie te escucha. Todos estan ocupados adentro. Estas desesperado. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/huida/rechazar/rechazar.md b/espanol/huida/rechazar/rechazar.md index 95abd2d1c4..a461878f8d 100644 --- a/espanol/huida/rechazar/rechazar.md +++ b/espanol/huida/rechazar/rechazar.md @@ -1,3 +1,7 @@ Violentamente, apartas al hombre de tu camino y continuas la huida. A tu espalda escuchas al hombre pronunciar lo que parece un conjuro, y en ese momento descubres que ya no puedes mover tus piernas. + +[Decides pedir ayuda.](ayuda/ayuda.md) + +[Sigues adelante por tu cuenta.](arrastra/arrastra.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/inverlandia/inverlandia.md b/espanol/inverlandia/inverlandia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..371b9b5c41 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/inverlandia/inverlandia.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Llego el invierno como Ned lo prometio, Jon y Sansa lo reciben juntos en Inverlandia. diff --git a/espanol/jordiHurtado/inmortal/inmortal.md b/espanol/jordiHurtado/inmortal/inmortal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9b4cf190d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/jordiHurtado/inmortal/inmortal.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Y Jordi Hurtado creò una pociòn de inmmortalidad que terminò bebièndose èl. + +Tras dar buena cuenta de todo aquel ejército primero gracias a su inmortalidad, +y tras otras múltples gestas y conquistas, Jordi estaba terriblemente aburrido. +¡Qué hacer con tantos siglos y milenios como tenía por delante! +tuvo una idea brillante que cambiaría la parrilla de programación por toda la +[eternidad.](../saberYganar/saberYganar.md) diff --git a/espanol/jordiHurtado/jordiHurtado.md b/espanol/jordiHurtado/jordiHurtado.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2a0da7cd26 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/jordiHurtado/jordiHurtado.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Jordi Hurtado, con su habitual simpatía, llegó a Canudos y se presentó ante ellos. Entonces, el Consejero... + +[Y le dijo que organizara algo para entretener al ejèrcito que se avecinaba.](saberYganar/saberYganar.md) + +[Le dijo que fabricara una pociòn para no morir durante el ataque.](inmortal/inmortal.md) + +[Enloquecido por un odio mortal que no podía entender, decidio matar a Jordi Hurtado.](muertedejordi/muertedejordi.md) diff --git a/espanol/jordiHurtado/muertedejordi/muertedejordi.md b/espanol/jordiHurtado/muertedejordi/muertedejordi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..409a100304 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/jordiHurtado/muertedejordi/muertedejordi.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Mientras asestaba el golpe mortal tuve una revelación "estaba a punto de asestar un golpe mortal a una pieza angular del universo! + +Pero era tarde, al tiempo que su espada partia en dos a Jordi, vio fluir ante sus ojos los infinitos capitulos de Saber y Ganar que nunca +tendrían lugar y que paradojicamente eran el hilo que mantenía unido el espacio tiempo. +En un sencillo destello de luz octarina, el universo dejó de existir. diff --git a/espanol/jordiHurtado/saberYganar/saberYganar.md b/espanol/jordiHurtado/saberYganar/saberYganar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0a6c6c069c --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/jordiHurtado/saberYganar/saberYganar.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Y Jordi Hurtado creò Saber y Ganar. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/kraken/kraken.md b/espanol/kraken/kraken.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4e9dff673d --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/kraken/kraken.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +"Soltad al Kraken" grito!!!!! +Pero la mayor ya se desgarraba en el viento huracanado \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/libro/libro.md b/espanol/libro/libro.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a5c12b6547 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/libro/libro.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Un libro muy malo que cuenta una [historia sin sentido](../canudos.md) diff --git a/espanol/light_side/light_side.md b/espanol/light_side/light_side.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1af5652c84 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/light_side/light_side.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +De un ro cercano, el maestro desvi su cauce sobre el enemigo, obligndolos a retirarse. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/locura/locura.md b/espanol/locura/locura.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ab986d90cf --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/locura/locura.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +esta historia es tan loca que yo mismo quisiera estar en ella \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/macarrones/macarras.md b/espanol/macarrones/macarras.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0bdb63a6c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/macarrones/macarras.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Los macarrones le devuelven la vida a cualquier persona. diff --git a/espanol/maquina/maquina.md b/espanol/maquina/maquina.md index 866a80be9a..0875e69bd1 100644 --- a/espanol/maquina/maquina.md +++ b/espanol/maquina/maquina.md @@ -3,4 +3,4 @@ Se fijará en 1977 para evitar la continuidad del régimen tras la muerte del ú Así, millones de vidas serán salvadas al evitar la más grande guerra en la historia de Epsilon. Dante ha encargado a Garth, su principal guerrero, defender la máquina tiempo mientras es reconfigurada. Justo antes de ser reconfigurada el ejercito derrumba la puerta e inicia un tiroteo que termina con la muerte de Garth -y la captura de Dante. +y la captura de Dante. Auto Pablo Ferrer y muchos otros. diff --git a/espanol/maquina/tiempo/maquina_del_tiempo.md b/espanol/maquina/tiempo/maquina_del_tiempo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..071f67aa42 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/maquina/tiempo/maquina_del_tiempo.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Llamada Gobble-o-tron. +![Gobble-o-tron](https://octodex.github.com/images/gobbleotron.gif) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/miedo/miedo.md b/espanol/miedo/miedo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c0a251a50 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/miedo/miedo.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ + +Eres entonces una persona muy valiente y como tal deberas demostrarlo. + +Si fueses cobarde, pues entonces nada hara falta demostrar; y podras enfrentar +mltiples aventuras sin miedo de hacer un papeln. + +Pero dado que has nacido con la maldicin de la valenta, debes conjurar tu destino, +venciendo al miedo. diff --git a/espanol/montanas/montanas.md b/espanol/montanas/montanas.md index 001dfc5d0a..5b1e417b16 100644 --- a/espanol/montanas/montanas.md +++ b/espanol/montanas/montanas.md @@ -1,3 +1,7 @@ Como todo un cobarde, las montañas fueron el hogar de benito por el resto de su vida; dejando a su pueblo ahogar en llamas. + +Uno de los lugares favoritos de benito es el [Avila](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwQvRQ4IxLw), +donde puede encontrar la anhelada paz y tranquilidad tan dificil +de encontrar en la ciudad. diff --git a/espanol/mujeres/mujeres.md b/espanol/mujeres/mujeres.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3b9295d0c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/mujeres/mujeres.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + +Las mujeres no querían irse y dejar a sus esposos. El general tuvo que ordenar a +sus soldados retirar a las mujeres histéricas al ver el peligro que se avecinaba. + + + diff --git a/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrir.md b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrir.md index fa4b3d5623..7124d8c948 100644 --- a/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrir.md +++ b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrir.md @@ -4,6 +4,8 @@ En ese momento sintió que la piernas le temblaban y apresuradamente gritó: "¡Corred todo lo rápido que podáis!" +En su interior aún esperaba oír las buenas noticias y que todo volviera a estar en paz. + Sin embargo, estaba claro que el ejército enemigo llegaría a la ciudad antes de los soldados. Beatito decidió: diff --git a/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/abrirsoldados.md b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/abrirsoldados.md index 42d67d420e..5f772683cd 100644 --- a/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/abrirsoldados.md +++ b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/abrirsoldados.md @@ -6,4 +6,8 @@ entrar a tiempo. El último soldado entró cuando el ejército enemigo se cernía sobre la ciudad. +Sin perder tiempo, Beatito exclamó: + [¡Cerrad el portón!](cerrad/cerrad.md) + +[¡Hay que encontrar al capitan Hernandez!](../../../barracas/capitan.md) diff --git a/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/cerrad/cerrad.md b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/cerrad/cerrad.md index 4c6171f67b..655d0c070b 100644 --- a/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/cerrad/cerrad.md +++ b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/cerrad/cerrad.md @@ -2,4 +2,6 @@ ¡Rápido! ¿Qué hacemos ahora? ¡Tenemos que organizar la defensa! -[Colocar arqueros en la muralla] (arqueros/arqueros.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Colocar arqueros en la muralla](arqueros/arqueros.md) + +[Atrancar la puerta principal con rocas y otros objetos pesados](rocas/rocas.md) diff --git a/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/cerrad/rocas/rocas.md b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/cerrad/rocas/rocas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..66231f48be --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/muralla/abrir/abrirsoldados/cerrad/rocas/rocas.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Los soldados enemigos eran demasiados! + +Tomaron la decisin de bloquear la puerta con rocas, troncos y todos los objetos pesados que tenan a mano. + +Al menos por el momento el ejrcito enemigo no poda entrar derribando la puerta con un ariete. + +Ahora tenan tiempo para apostar arqueros en los muros y organizar la defensa. diff --git a/espanol/muralla/abrir/cerrado/cerrado.md b/espanol/muralla/abrir/cerrado/cerrado.md index 9bb9f1bf04..f4499f5b02 100644 --- a/espanol/muralla/abrir/cerrado/cerrado.md +++ b/espanol/muralla/abrir/cerrado/cerrado.md @@ -5,4 +5,6 @@ El ejército cayó implacable sobre los soldados. La batalla había comenzado. +En el pueblo todos se rebelaron contra Beatito. +Como podía abandonarlos solo a su suerte. diff --git a/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/abrid_fuego/abrid_fuego.md b/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/abrid_fuego/abrid_fuego.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..60ef5f45f9 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/abrid_fuego/abrid_fuego.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +En ese momento, una lluvia de flechas cayó sobre +los visitantes, creando zumbidos estremecedores que + se conjugaban con los gritos de aquellos + alcanzados por ellas. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/alto_al_fuego/alto_al_fuego.md b/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/alto_al_fuego/alto_al_fuego.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc6d8dc162 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/alto_al_fuego/alto_al_fuego.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +En ese momento, el consejero fijó la mirada en uno +de los visitantes. Al principio creyó estar equivocado, + pero sus sospechas se confirmaron al acercarse + los visitantes mas y mas. Entre los visitantes estaba su padre. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/apuntalar.md b/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/apuntalar.md index 6559d628f1..6e72089d79 100644 --- a/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/apuntalar.md +++ b/espanol/muralla/apuntalar/apuntalar.md @@ -1 +1,10 @@ -Los soldados apuntalaron la muralla y los arqueros apuntaron a los visitantes desde lo alto de la colmena \ No newline at end of file +Los soldados apuntalaron la muralla y los arqueros apuntaron a los visitantes desde lo alto de la colmena + +En ese momento, el consejero se apresuró a subir +a las paredes fortificadas, y con ojos de furia +mirando al exterior dijo: + +[Abrid fuego contra todos los enemigos!](abrid_fuego/abrid_fuego.md) + + +[Alto al fuego! estos visitantes son conocidos mios!](alto_al_fuego/alto_al_fuego.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/musica/grupo_mariachi.md b/espanol/musica/grupo_mariachi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a373a2b57f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/musica/grupo_mariachi.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Y fue entonces cuando apareció un grupo de Mariachi, listo para sorprender a la familia con un poco de música. + +Esto no es mariachi pero es una canción hermosa: +[Soy Colombia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtgkAaaab_E) diff --git a/espanol/noticias/anteojos/anteojos.md b/espanol/noticias/anteojos/anteojos.md index 76fbb0eddd..23c4641826 100644 --- a/espanol/noticias/anteojos/anteojos.md +++ b/espanol/noticias/anteojos/anteojos.md @@ -1,5 +1,7 @@ Una vez que mencione que necessita anteojos el periodista dice que nunca ha tenido problema sin ellos. +Sin embargo, inmediatamente despues se tropieza con un cubito de hielo que claramente no vio, asi que +Beatito ensequida: [Se burla del periodista](../burla-periodista/burla-periodista.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/burla-periodista.md b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/burla-periodista.md index 5d3abce82a..6965aa0c37 100644 --- a/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/burla-periodista.md +++ b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/burla-periodista.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ -El periodista se puso rojo, y se lanzo violentamente contra Beatito. \ No newline at end of file +El periodista se puso rojo, y se lanzo violentamente contra Beatito. + +[Inmediatamente el consejero suelta los leones](leones/leones.md) + +[Pero volvió a tropezar](tropezar/tropezar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/leones/lanzaleones/lanzaronPeriodista.md b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/leones/lanzaleones/lanzaronPeriodista.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f0f55428b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/leones/lanzaleones/lanzaronPeriodista.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Y dos de los leones se lanzaron sobre el periodista. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/leones/leones.md b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/leones/leones.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..135969f25d --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/leones/leones.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +El periodista queda rodeado por 4 expectaculares fieras +que podrían destrozrlo tan solo al escuchar a Beatito +chasquir sus dedos. + + +Y después: + + +[Se abalanzó](../leones//lanzaleones/lanzaronPeriodista.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/tropezar/tropezar.md b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/tropezar/tropezar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4362369f3c --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/noticias/burla-periodista/tropezar/tropezar.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Y con mas envión que antes y sin estornudo que lo detenga, esta vez el periodista +dio dos tumbos en el piso para luego aterrizar de pera a los pies de Beatito. diff --git a/espanol/noticias/noticias.md b/espanol/noticias/noticias.md index 06b56c3b7e..9b27b30b34 100644 --- a/espanol/noticias/noticias.md +++ b/espanol/noticias/noticias.md @@ -8,4 +8,6 @@ Enseguida, Beatito: [Se burla del periodista](burla-periodista/burla-periodista.md) -[le comenta al periodista que necessita anteojos](anteojos/anteojos.md) \ No newline at end of file +[le comenta al periodista que necessita anteojos](anteojos/anteojos.md) + +[Noticia del tiroteo en Orlando](orlando/orlando.md) diff --git a/espanol/noticias/orlando/orlando.md b/espanol/noticias/orlando/orlando.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da360d6cb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/noticias/orlando/orlando.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Clic [aquí](http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/12/us/orlando-nightclub-shooting/index.html) para ver la noticia. diff --git a/espanol/pasadizo/pasadizo.md b/espanol/pasadizo/pasadizo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9a93c101b1 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pasadizo/pasadizo.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +l y sus sbditos bajaron corriendo las escaleras de la torre en la que se encontraban. +Sus pasos eran lentos, pues la gordura del Consejero impeda que sus lacayos se +movieran con rapidez; acostumbraba a ir sentado en un asiento, llevado a hombros de +cuatro varones vrgenes. + +Al llegar a la plaza de la torre, ya se oan el ruido de las armaduras y los gritos +de dolor. Apremiados por la situacin, decidieron: + +[Cruzar la plaza, despistando al enemigo acercndose a l](plaza/plaza.md) + +[Seguir bajando hasta el stano de la torre](sotano/sotano.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/aires/aires.md b/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/aires/aires.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..72a9c3bbc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/aires/aires.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +El Consejero vol todos los metros que le permita su masa corporal, estreyndose +contra el suelo. +Su blando cuerpo, inmvil en el pavimento, no fue capaz de soportar la fuerza del impacto. +Los vrgenes y el resto de integrantes del grupo huyeron aliviados, felices al haber +dejado atrs tan pesada carga. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/escalera/escalera.md b/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/escalera/escalera.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5120852a02 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/escalera/escalera.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +El Consejero rod escaleras abajo, sufriendo el impacto contra los mltiples escalones. +Desgraciadamente, su blando cuerpo no pudo soportar la presin, rompindose el +cuello con los golpes. +Los vrgenes y el resto de integrantes del grupo, entonces, rompieron en un estallido +de jbilo, huyendo libres de la carga que soportaban. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/plaza.md b/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/plaza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..be796c96e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pasadizo/plaza/plaza.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +El Consejero y su corte cruzaron corriendo la plaza, esperando confundir al enemigo +al no esperar encontrarlos tan cerca. +Bajaron corriendo los 50 escalones que los separaban de la siguiente etapa de su huida, +pero el Consejero pesaba demasiado. Uno de los vrgenes, uno de los pilares de su trono, +sucumbi ante el cansancio y se derrumb. El consorte restante no pudo soportar el +peso, cayendo escaleras abajo y viendo como el Consejero descubra qu es la gravedad. +Ante sus sorprendidos ojos: + +[Vieron como volaba por los aires](aires/aires.md) + +[Vieron como rodaba escalera abajo](escalera/escalera.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pasadizo/sotano/sotano.md b/espanol/pasadizo/sotano/sotano.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4fc48f888b --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pasadizo/sotano/sotano.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +En el stano tiraron la estantera, aquella que tapaba la puerta al pasadizo. El +tiempo corra en su contra, no podan perder tiempo volviendo a tapar la entrada. +Tras un viaje sofocante, salieron al aire fresco, en aquellas verdes colinas situadas +detrs de la ciudad. Estaban exahustos, pero a salvo; slo les quedaba llegar a la +ciudad vecina, Npolis, y pedir ayuda al Rey. +El tiempo dir si el gordo Consejero podr salvarse de lo que iba a ser su destino. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pegaso/pegaso.md b/espanol/pegaso/pegaso.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..749518ce67 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pegaso/pegaso.md @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ + +Pegaso: + + . . . . + ,`,`,`,`, + . . . . `\`\`\`\; + `\`\`\`\`, ~|;!;!;\! + ~\;\;\;\|\ (--,!!!~`! . + (--,\\\===~\ (--,|||~`! ./ + (--,\\\===~\ `,-,~,=,:. _,// + (--,\\\==~`\ ~-=~-.---|\;/J, + (--,\\\((```==. ~'`~/ a | + (-,.\\('('(`\\. ~'=~| \_. \ + (,--(,(,(,'\\. ~'=| \\_;> + (,-( ,(,(,;\\ ~=/ \ + (,-/ (.(.(,;\\,/ ) + (,--/,;,;,;,\\ ./------. + (==,-;-'`;' /_,----`. \ + ,.--_,__.-' `--. ` \ + (='~-_,--/ , ,!,___--. \ \_) + (-/~( | \ ,_- | ) /_| + (~/((\ )\._, |-' _,/ / + \\)))) / ./~. | \_\; padeq + ,__///// / / ) / + '===~' | | (, <. + / / \. \ + _/ / \_\ + /_!/ >_\ + +EL gran Caballo Alado de la Mitologia podia venir a ayudarlos contra el ejercito invasor. +Su fuerza y su envergadura harian que el enemigo usen sus poderes de ultratumba para poder enfrentarnos.. susurro. + +Es entonces que el enemigo: \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pelea_epica/pelea_epica.md b/espanol/pelea_epica/pelea_epica.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..68398b6401 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pelea_epica/pelea_epica.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Puso su mano derecha en su frente y se teletransportó al medio del ejército enemigo. +La épica batalla estaba apunto de empezar. diff --git a/espanol/pensamiento/estoicismo/estoicismo.md b/espanol/pensamiento/estoicismo/estoicismo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cb6c568249 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pensamiento/estoicismo/estoicismo.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +La reflexin iba arrastrandose por los rincones de su subconciente queriendo hacerse visible. Tras hacerse paso entre +el caos provocado por sus lamentos, inund su mente. Esto es lo que, de manera simplista, pens el Consejero: +"Las cosas son como son, no como quiero que sean. Por qu sufrir?, debo aceptar la realidad y seguir adelante." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pensamiento/guerra.md b/espanol/pensamiento/guerra.md index 2978ed3f9a..eedeac8e42 100644 --- a/espanol/pensamiento/guerra.md +++ b/espanol/pensamiento/guerra.md @@ -1,4 +1,15 @@ Ser que hoy es el da, aquel da en el que nos preguntamos por que? Por que no disfrute ms el da de ayer ? Por que no vi venir esta situacin ? - Por que cuando todavia estoy en mi poca de juventud ? \ No newline at end of file + Por que cuando todavia estoy en mi poca de juventud ? + +Tras terminar con sus lamentaciones: + +[Una reflexin de gran importancia le asalt](estoicismo/estoicismo.md) + +[Se sentó en el suelo y se puso a meditar](meditacion/meditar.md) + +Cuando volvi a mirar al cielo, se dio cuenta de que estaba cubierto de nubes. +Con tan malos auspicios comenzara la batalla? + +[No poda quedarse de brazos cruzados.](soluciones/soluciones.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/pensamiento/meditacion/meditar.md b/espanol/pensamiento/meditacion/meditar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4353099933 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pensamiento/meditacion/meditar.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +En aquel momento todo lo empezó a percibir de otra forma. De una forma mucho mas profunda y conectada +con el universo. + +Después de mucho rato llegó a una conclusión: + +El universo lo somos TODOS. diff --git a/espanol/pensamiento/soluciones/soluciones.md b/espanol/pensamiento/soluciones/soluciones.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8de371014f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pensamiento/soluciones/soluciones.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Tal vez podría negociar una tregua. Pero, ¿cómo? Nunca había sido un consejero +influyente. La mayoría de los miembros de la asamblea lo consideraban +demasiado joven e inexperto. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/perro/perro.md b/espanol/perro/perro.md index dd1b544b35..9bb2360442 100644 --- a/espanol/perro/perro.md +++ b/espanol/perro/perro.md @@ -1 +1,7 @@ Un perro se puso a bailar con un muchacho mientras tocaba la guitarra +El perro se llama Dago. +A Dago le gustaba bailar porque al bailar recordaba a su antiguo dueño +Dago a sido fiel con su dueño porque siempre le da los juecitos de gallina, su favorito. + +[yupi](../locura/locura.md) + diff --git a/espanol/pesadilla/pesadilla.md b/espanol/pesadilla/pesadilla.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..321b050ccb --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/pesadilla/pesadilla.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +¿Real o no real? +La verdad no importa. Igual tenes que ir a trabajar hoy. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/ponyrosa/ponyrosa.md b/espanol/ponyrosa/ponyrosa.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..984ee3b0e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/ponyrosa/ponyrosa.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ese pony rosa, que podía hablar, comunicó a los asistentes que el fin andaba cerca. diff --git a/espanol/poseso/poseso.md b/espanol/poseso/poseso.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7241bfdb04 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/poseso/poseso.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Con los ojos muy abiertos y haciendo aspavientos con las manos, +el Consejero gritaba ante la atónita mirada de la multitud... + +Cuando una persona dentro de la multitud empezó a gritar, el de al lado le siguió, +y el de al lado también. Pronto toda la multitud gritaba junto con el Consejero... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/realidad/realidad.md b/espanol/realidad/realidad.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..baddc9d279 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/realidad/realidad.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Y al darse cuenta que su aparición no era mas que el capricho de un pobre +joven solitario decidió abandonar escena y continuar su camino. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/recibimiento/recibimiento.md b/espanol/recibimiento/recibimiento.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ccef470f94 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/recibimiento/recibimiento.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Con paso ascelerado, cruzó los grandes salones imperiales mientras, a su alrededor, +medio centenar de sirvientes preparaban la alfombra que daría entrada a los gloriosos +generales que volvían con novedades sobre las recientes campañas en la frontera norte. + +Se terminaba de acomodar en su sitio el Consejero, alisando la dorada capa que lucía +para la ocasión, cuando los firmes pasos se escucharon con un fuerte eco desde el +pasillo abovedado. Se abrieron las gigantescas puertas y aparecieron los cinco +generales, portadores de las tan esperadas noticias... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/resines/resines.md b/espanol/resines/resines.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7617d0fe4d --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/resines/resines.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Porque esto en tiempos de Pajares y Esteso no pasaba, las cosas acababan como debían ser. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/revolucion/revolucion.md b/espanol/revolucion/revolucion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d999b5cd47 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/revolucion/revolucion.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Indicando que sus planes revolucionarios deberian tener un espacio y tiempo adecuado para su realizacion. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/rezando/plaza/casamiento/casamiento.md b/espanol/rezando/plaza/casamiento/casamiento.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..912fca9aac --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/rezando/plaza/casamiento/casamiento.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +"Bueno Beatito, yo también tengo algo que confesarte", dijo Juarema. Luego ella... + +añadió: ["No vas a poder desposarme porque..."](inesperado/inesperado.md) diff --git a/espanol/rezando/plaza/casamiento/inesperado/inesperado.md b/espanol/rezando/plaza/casamiento/inesperado/inesperado.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..32d3dc500f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/rezando/plaza/casamiento/inesperado/inesperado.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +- Tengo que confesarte que no puedes desposarme. ¿Recuerdas el enano que me +acompañaba en mi regreso? Quizás debas hablar con él. Yo no tengo fuerzas para +contarlo... diff --git a/espanol/rezando/plaza/desagrado/desagrado.md b/espanol/rezando/plaza/desagrado/desagrado.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5a1b54219c --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/rezando/plaza/desagrado/desagrado.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Juarema estaba desorientada y no sabía qué hacer!. Siempre creyó que ellos eran buenos amigos. Entonces ella... diff --git a/espanol/rezando/plaza/leche/leche.md b/espanol/rezando/plaza/leche/leche.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..041aa28fc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/rezando/plaza/leche/leche.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Juarema no tenía idea de cómo reaccionar ante tal confesión!. Del nerviosismo, echó a reir, lo cual provocó que... diff --git a/espanol/rezando/plaza/plaza.md b/espanol/rezando/plaza/plaza.md index 6824e9d955..932c680a3b 100644 --- a/espanol/rezando/plaza/plaza.md +++ b/espanol/rezando/plaza/plaza.md @@ -1 +1,8 @@ Despues de andar apresuradamente unos 100 metros Jurema y Beatito llegaron a la plaza de Canudos +En ese momento, Beatito dice a Jurema que tiene algo muy importante para confesarle... y es que: + +[Siempre la quiso y quiere desposarla](casamiento/casamiento.md) + +[Nunca le agradó y no quiere verla más](desagrado/desagrado.md) + +[La leche le produce gases](leche/leche.md) diff --git a/espanol/robin/robin.md b/espanol/robin/robin.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..088a604839 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/robin/robin.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Nadie quiere ser Robin, mejor vuelve al inicio de [todo](../canudos.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/rogando/oyo_una_voz/con_el_mazo_dando/con_el_mazo_dando.md b/espanol/rogando/oyo_una_voz/con_el_mazo_dando/con_el_mazo_dando.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e947d26925 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/rogando/oyo_una_voz/con_el_mazo_dando/con_el_mazo_dando.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Y alzo su cara para ver quién había dicho eso, y entonces vió que... diff --git a/espanol/rogando/oyo_una_voz/oyo_una_voz.md b/espanol/rogando/oyo_una_voz/oyo_una_voz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..22ca681623 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/rogando/oyo_una_voz/oyo_una_voz.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +['A dios rogando y con el mazo dando'](con_el_mazo_dando/con_el_mazo_dando.md) diff --git a/espanol/rogando/rogando.md b/espanol/rogando/rogando.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..87bcf7500b --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/rogando/rogando.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Dej� caer su cayado en el suelo, se arrodill� junto a Betito y or� al cielo para que Dios mande un ej�rcito de �ngeles. + +[Oyó entonces una voz que dijo:](oyo_una_voz/oyo_una_voz.md) diff --git a/espanol/soldados/soldados.md b/espanol/soldados/soldados.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8acd08749d --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/soldados/soldados.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ + +"En este tipo de situaciones es que los hombres demuestran su valía, +nos toca ahora demostrarles a nuestros antepasados, que ofrendaron su vida +en pos de que nuestro pueblo, que sus hijos heredaron su estirpe grandiosa". + +[Luego, uno de los soldados empezó a rezar.](../rezando/rezando.md) + + diff --git a/espanol/space/space.md b/espanol/space/space.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..88b7106d12 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/space/space.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Lugar donde se encuentran los objetos y en el que los eventos que ocurren tienen una posición y dirección relativas. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/tactica/confesion/confesion.md b/espanol/tactica/confesion/confesion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..952a68f7ed --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/tactica/confesion/confesion.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Sabía que un suicidio significaría una salida más cómoda y relativamente indolora pero +él siempre se consideró a sí mismo un cobarde. Y tenía razón. Siempre pensó que el coraje +era algo con lo que se nacía, algo aleatorio, como el color del cabello. Y así como la divinidad +lo había bendecido con una gran cabellera dorada, digna de un príncipe, también lo maldijo con +una cobardía inigualable. + +Confesó todo a su líder supremo. Para su sorpresa, no hubo reacción alguna en la mirada +del emperador. Él sabía todo desde el inicio y el destino del consejero ya estaba decidido. + +El consejero, desde aquel episodio, ha recibido a millares de visitantes en su nueva morada: el +cementerio imperial. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/tactica/suicidio/suicidio.md b/espanol/tactica/suicidio/suicidio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6682d856ee --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/tactica/suicidio/suicidio.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Supo que no había ningún otro remedio. Al menos no alguno que pudiera evitar una gran cantidad +sufrimiento y humillación. Así, decidió quitarse la vida, consideraba que era lo más honoralbe +en su retorcida cabeza. Sí, sufriría pero sólo por un instante y evitaría la furia del Imperio que +seguramente lo haría sufrir los castigos más severos jamás vistos por cualquier hombre que jamás +haya vivido. + +Nuestro consejero, fue un héroe. Al menos eso pensarían todos al saber de su muerte. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/tactica/tactica.md b/espanol/tactica/tactica.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bd9112dde1 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/tactica/tactica.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +El consejero siempre supo que había una gran posibilidad de que sus tácticas manipuladoras fallaran +pero nunca creyó que aquel escenario significaría un envolvimiento del ejército. A sabiendas de que +pocos días quedaban antes de que su fiasco fiasco fuera descubierto por completo y con el riesgo +de muesto que eso conllevaría, decidió entonces: + +[Hacer lo que cualquier hombre honorario haría: quitarse la vida] (suicidio/suicidio.md) + +[Confesar su crimen y evitar así la muerte] (confesion/confesion.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/telefono/telefono.md b/espanol/telefono/telefono.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d18ee491ae --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/telefono/telefono.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +El Consejero tomó rapidamente su teléfono inteligente y realizó una llamada que +solo duró cinco segundos, diciendo: +- "Esto no tiene ningun sentido" diff --git a/espanol/templo/fuerza/fuerza.md b/espanol/templo/fuerza/fuerza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..28dfbe9683 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/templo/fuerza/fuerza.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Nuevamente comenzaron a vibrar +intensamente con determinación +para seguir adelante en la vida... diff --git a/espanol/templo/templo.md b/espanol/templo/templo.md index f717ef4175..cec406385a 100644 --- a/espanol/templo/templo.md +++ b/espanol/templo/templo.md @@ -5,3 +5,7 @@ Cuando de pronto... [Alguien alzó la mano](manos/manoArriba.md) [Se oyó un grito que decía ](grito/grito.md) + +[Todos vieron cómo venía un ejercito](../ejercito/ejercito.md) + +[Los corazones dolidos](fuerza/fuerza.md) diff --git a/espanol/termino/termino.md b/espanol/termino/termino.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c462f9e22f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/termino/termino.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Todo día llega a término tarde o temprano. Aquel día fue horroroso, tremendo y +desmesurado pero terminó como todos. No fue un sueño, no fue una pesadilla, +fue una experiencia real. Experiencia dura, cruel, fiera y brutal pero no +exenta de moraleja: cualquier hecho pérfido, peligroso y dañino puede acontecer +en un día cualquiera pero de todo se aprender y todo termina + +A todo día le sucede otro. diff --git a/espanol/thrones/daynerys.md b/espanol/thrones/daynerys.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..210dcdc2f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/thrones/daynerys.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +La reina hablo, dio un discurso como nunca antes se habia oido, todos los hombres y mujeres presentes estuvieron +completamente deacuerdo con ella, y asi lahistoria sigio y consigio todo lo que queria, logro la libertad y abolir + la esclavitud a nivel mundial, recupero su trono y despues volo a otra galaxia junto con su dragones. + +De ella se cantaron canciones, todos se enamoraron de ella, nadie jamas la olvida, hasta el dia de hoy se habla + de la leyenda de los dragones. Incluso hoy su historia causa tanto furor que cuando se adapto su historia a una + serie, esa serie bate todos los records. + + Fuego y Sangre. Winter is coming. + diff --git a/espanol/time/time.md b/espanol/time/time.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ef5c22170c --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/time/time.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Asi el consejero oprimio un boton de una extrana maquina que saco de su gaban y desaparecio mientras Beatito +se preguntaba sobre las afirmacion que acababa de escuchar. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/time1/time1.md b/espanol/time1/time1.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..58604788e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/time1/time1.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +El consejero apunto a un monte a lo lejos y dijo "lleva a tu ejercito a ese punto"... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/torre/alarma/alarma.md b/espanol/torre/alarma/alarma.md index 4632afb41f..acaccf0dfe 100644 --- a/espanol/torre/alarma/alarma.md +++ b/espanol/torre/alarma/alarma.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ Sin perder tiempo el consejero ordenó que se diera el toque de alarma. + +[Los ciudadanos inmediatamente se asustaron,](asustado/asustado.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/torre/alarma/asustado/asustado.md b/espanol/torre/alarma/asustado/asustado.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..800d043c18 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/torre/alarma/asustado/asustado.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Empezando un escándalo, entonces el consejero fue corriendo hacia donde estaba el alcalde del pueblo. +Y aprovechado la confusión del pueblo saco una daga y le apuñalo en el corazon. +El alcalde alcanzó a vociferar: "Qué haz hecho? Ahora todos sabrán la verdad acerca de tus propositos" y al decir esto +cayó muerto dejando caer un sobre. El consejero intentó hacerse con el sobre pero el mismo fue impulsado por el viento. +¿Qué contendría dicho sobre?. Pensó el consejero. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/torre/estrategia/estrategia.md b/espanol/torre/estrategia/estrategia.md index a6df19800f..69732bfa6b 100644 --- a/espanol/torre/estrategia/estrategia.md +++ b/espanol/torre/estrategia/estrategia.md @@ -1,6 +1,10 @@ La estrategia contemplaba una amplia gama de posibilidades, pero le daba al pueblo la -posibilidad de actuar en respuesta a cada situacion, si los visitantes fueran hostiles -estarian preparados para hacerles frente y proyeger a su pueblo. +posibilidad de actuar en respuesta a cada situación, si los visitantes fueran hostiles +estarian preparados para hacerles frente y proteger a su pueblo. -Mientras que si los visitantes eran aliados, practicamente no notarian la presencia de este ejercito -que ante todo se manejaba con sigilo y astucia. \ No newline at end of file +Mientras que si los visitantes eran aliados, practicamente no notarian la presencia de +este ejercito que ante todo se manejaba con sigilo y astucia. + +En ese momento el consejero mandó a Beatito, quien era su mano derecha a + +Llamar al general [Juanito Nieves](juanito/juanito.md) diff --git a/espanol/torre/estrategia/juanito/juanito.md b/espanol/torre/estrategia/juanito/juanito.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e90a0cd50f --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/torre/estrategia/juanito/juanito.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Beatito salió como un rayo por la puerta en búsqueda del general Juanito Nieves. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/espanol/torre/exploradores/estampida/estampida.md b/espanol/torre/exploradores/estampida/estampida.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ce4d185c16 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/torre/exploradores/estampida/estampida.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Los elefantes se acercaban a toda velocidad al campamento, debían evacuarlo. diff --git a/espanol/torre/exploradores/exploradores.md b/espanol/torre/exploradores/exploradores.md index d3e6b81481..ef40ae1877 100644 --- a/espanol/torre/exploradores/exploradores.md +++ b/espanol/torre/exploradores/exploradores.md @@ -4,4 +4,14 @@ ejercito. Los exploradores debian ser cuidadosos y acercarse por el costado de la montaña sin ser vistos ya que si el ejercito resultaba ser enemigo esta seria su -ultima misiòn. \ No newline at end of file +ultima misiòn. + +Los exploradores vieron claramente lo que era aquel ejercito: + +Los exploradores volvieron al puesto e informaron de que el ejercito era: + +[Una estampida de elefantes](estampida/estampida.md) + + + + diff --git a/espanol/torre/huida/huida.md b/espanol/torre/huida/huida.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c14e7fbd04 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/torre/huida/huida.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +No se puede medir la fuerza del enemigo y su estimacion supone una fuerza muy alta. + +Por lo que el consejero decidió de nuevo [subir a la torre](../torre.md) diff --git a/espanol/torre/rey/dormidos/dormidos.md b/espanol/torre/rey/dormidos/dormidos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ff1d0628c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/torre/rey/dormidos/dormidos.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Pero todo el ejército estaba dormido, como resultado del copioso almuerzo que acababan de +disfrutar y de la inmensa cantidad de vino que habían ingerido por motivo de la celebración +de las fiestas de la Comunidad del Fuego que habían comenzando una semana antes. diff --git a/espanol/torre/rey/rey.md b/espanol/torre/rey/rey.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eaede1a023 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/torre/rey/rey.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +El rey, al saber que el imperio acechaba decidió convocar a su ejército. + +[Pero el ejército estaba profundamente dormido](dormidos/dormidos.md) + +Pero en ese instante llego el anunciador con una [sorpresa](../../musica/grupo_mariachi.md) diff --git a/espanol/torre/torre.md b/espanol/torre/torre.md index 25ee137c10..ef0ba43088 100644 --- a/espanol/torre/torre.md +++ b/espanol/torre/torre.md @@ -1,4 +1,4 @@ -Desde lo alto de la torre se podía ver a un gran ejército acercándose, aunque +Desde lo alto de la torre se podía ver a un gran ejército acercándose, aunque todavía estaba demasiado lejos para distinguir si era amigo o enemigo. Entonces el consejero decidió: @@ -9,4 +9,8 @@ Entonces el consejero decidió: [Enviar un equipo de exploradores](exploradores/exploradores.md) -[Preparar su ejercito y ejecutar la estrategia establecida] (estrategia/estrategia.md) +[Preparar su ejercito y ejecutar la estrategia establecida](estrategia/estrategia.md) + +[Huir de la escena](huida/huida.md) + +[Avisar al rey](rey/rey.md) diff --git a/espanol/transcender/destino/destino.md b/espanol/transcender/destino/destino.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..81dec6bac2 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/transcender/destino/destino.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Justo antes de ver a Beatito había estado con Magola. + +El medio de una guerra no era el mejor momento para probar hongos alucinogénos por primera vez. + +Pero el Consejero sabía que era muy probable que esta fuera su última oportunidad de elegir algo en esta vida. + +Con el guayabo existencial que le causaba todo esto, el único control que se autoimpuso fue en la dosis. + +Si le hubiera puesto caso a Magola, hasta de estos pensamientos tormentosos se hubiera podido desprender... + +Aunque fuera solo para morir al recuperar la conciencia. diff --git a/espanol/transcender/transcender.md b/espanol/transcender/transcender.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..61edd8f832 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/transcender/transcender.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +La percepción de todos las entidades materiales de su alrededor empezó a desvanecer. Primero los +utensilios, el mapa, los objetos pequeños; luego los muebles, la puerta, las ventanas... Todo se iba +fundiendo e integrando en un indescribible plasma vacilante y confuso, que como más crecía menos percibía +su existencia el Consejero. Una de las últimas figuras que, por así decir, desvaneció, fue Beatito, que +ya no era mas que una masa de colores amorfa que aún se diferenciaba del "fondo". + +Pero aún persistian sus pensamientos. Debería desprenderse de esos también, si quería transcender +debidamente. + +Y lo hubiera hecho... Sin embargo, [una hora antes había sellado su propio destino](destino/destino.md). diff --git a/espanol/zipizape/zipizape.md b/espanol/zipizape/zipizape.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cac7aa0848 --- /dev/null +++ b/espanol/zipizape/zipizape.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Lamentablemente, Zipi y Zape se habían ido de vacaciones con Carpanta, Espinete +y Don Pimpón. diff --git a/esperanto/komenci.md b/esperanto/komenci.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d6a5d80256 --- /dev/null +++ b/esperanto/komenci.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Vi vidas ke vi estas en marsxmala cxambro. +Vi aspektas ĉirkaŭ vi. Ĉio estas lanugaj, invitante. En la fono oni muro aperas movi. + +[Vi estas malpacienca azeno, vi venis por ludi...](malpacienca/malpacienca.md) + +[Estas neniu iras. La lukto estas perdita.](lukto/perdita.md) diff --git a/esperanto/lukto/perdita.md b/esperanto/lukto/perdita.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..23a207a133 --- /dev/null +++ b/esperanto/lukto/perdita.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +La grundo ŝajnas komforta. Vi faligi kaj sorbas vin, kiel vestaĵoj. +Laŭgrade komencas atingi viajn orelojn ritmon kun la notoj de piano. +En la malproksimo venas la sono de trumpeto. Estas kanto. Ĝi ŝajnas preni por ĉiam kaptita en la melcocha... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/esperanto/malpacienca/malpacienca.md b/esperanto/malpacienca/malpacienca.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cc0e01d4ae --- /dev/null +++ b/esperanto/malpacienca/malpacienca.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Vi estas serioza. Vi volas scii kion kaŝas ĉi melcocha ĉambro tro alloga. Vi iru rapide al la muro. +Vi vibranta! Nur ŝatas vin! Kiel vi alproksimigi the'll sentas pli en vi, via tuta korpo salti ritma ritmo. +La muro nun estas rozkolora ondo kiu ĉirkaŭas vin. Vi sentas bone. Subite ĉio fariĝas spongeca, kiel tiuj +febra noktoj ĉe internulejo when'd batadi vian kapon kontraŭ la vatita muroj subpremi doloro. Tie. Ĉiuj +estas bone. Neniu bezono teni bataladon. Ripozo. \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/finnish/j\303\244rvi/j\303\244rvi.md" "b/finnish/j\303\244rvi/j\303\244rvi.md" new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da8b73f978 --- /dev/null +++ "b/finnish/j\303\244rvi/j\303\244rvi.md" @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Pulahdat järveen laiturin nokasta. + +Vesi tuntuu ihanan viileältä ja tunnet olosi rauhalliseksi. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/finnish/loyly/loyly.md b/finnish/loyly/loyly.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..37582ed2ab --- /dev/null +++ b/finnish/loyly/loyly.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Hiki valuu. +Kiuas pihisee. + +Kylmä olut tulee mieleen. Takaisin [terrasiin](../sauna.md) diff --git a/finnish/sauna.md b/finnish/sauna.md index a0f2cbf5cd..90786e6964 100644 --- a/finnish/sauna.md +++ b/finnish/sauna.md @@ -1,3 +1,9 @@ Istut saunan terassilla. -Katsellessasi tyyntä järveä kuulet kuikan huudot hämärtyvässä elokuun alun illassa. \ No newline at end of file +Nautit jääkylmää olutta tölkistä, ja se poreilee suussasi ihanasti. + +Katsellessasi tyyntä järveä kuulet kuikan huudot hämärtyvässä elokuun alun illassa. + +Mene uimaan painamalla [tästä](järvi/järvi.md) + +Palaa [löylyyn](loyly/loyly.md) diff --git a/french/appel-au-secours/appeler-au-secours.md b/french/appel-au-secours/appeler-au-secours.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0ee9d8c333 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/appel-au-secours/appeler-au-secours.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Vous appelez à l'aide, mais personne ne vous entends... + +[Je revois mes autres options](../feu-de-camp.md) diff --git a/french/appel-maman/appeler-maman.md b/french/appel-maman/appeler-maman.md index 2f4f39cc86..61b0a14a90 100644 --- a/french/appel-maman/appeler-maman.md +++ b/french/appel-maman/appeler-maman.md @@ -2,4 +2,6 @@ Ma mère a toujours de bons coonseils! Le problème c'est qu'elle ne répond pas... aaargghhh Que faire ? +[Je tweete maman](twitter/tweet.md) + [Je revois mes autres options](../feu-de-camp.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/appel-maman/twitter/tweet.md b/french/appel-maman/twitter/tweet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a32fb95cd2 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/appel-maman/twitter/tweet.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +"maman, je suis dans une maison en pain d'épice #help" +Je vais un peu sur instagram en attendant et... oh ! Maman a répondu ! + +"zoejfoziézecniozu" + +Zut, ce doit être le chat qui marche sur le clavier... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/appelle-genie/appelle-genie.md b/french/appelle-genie/appelle-genie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a13678538e --- /dev/null +++ b/french/appelle-genie/appelle-genie.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Vous sortez votre lampe magique que vous aviez oublié +dans votre poche et invoquez le génie de la lampe. +Il vous rappelle que vous avez déja exaucer vos trois souhaits +et retourne dans sa lampe +vous laissant desesperé et rempli de desespoir. +Vous jetez alors la lampe par la fenêtre de la maison. + +[Je reconsidère mes options une fois de plus](../feu-de-camp.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/bucheron/apprend-bucheron.md b/french/bucheron/apprend-bucheron.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..509c553cbd --- /dev/null +++ b/french/bucheron/apprend-bucheron.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Vous écoutez un documentaire sur les Bûcherons de la Manouane au Québec +pour savoir si vous pourriez apprendre à abattre du pain d'épice comme +ils abattaient des épinettes. https://www.onf.ca/film/bucherons_de_la_manouane/ +Vous ne trouvez pas de solution très concluante, mais vous êtes rempli +d'admiration pour les bûcherons et d'espoir de voir des jours meilleurs. + +[Je reconsidère mes options une fois de plus](../feu-de-camp.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/dessine/caramel/mangez-caramel.md b/french/dessine/caramel/mangez-caramel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..89f3cc33ad --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/caramel/mangez-caramel.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Vous mangez la porte de caramel avec du pain. Après quelques mintues, +vous voyez la lumière. Vous voyez aussi... un lapin? diff --git a/french/dessine/chocolat/essayer-ouvrir-chocolat.md b/french/dessine/chocolat/essayer-ouvrir-chocolat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1d9f6006e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/chocolat/essayer-ouvrir-chocolat.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Vous essayez de toutes vos forces mais en vain... La port en chocolat ne bouge pas ! +Et comme il fallait s'y attendre la poignée commence même à fondre. + +[Vous décidez de retourner manger cette porte en miel](../miel/manger-du-miel.md) + +[Vous decidez d'envoyer du lait bouillant sur la porte afin de la faire fondre +entierement] diff --git a/french/dessine/miel/forest/approcher.md b/french/dessine/miel/forest/approcher.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3fc002246b --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/miel/forest/approcher.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +C'est malheureusement bien ce que j'avais pressenti: un ours me +regarde goulument! +Si seulement je pouvais lui parler et lui demander pitie...! + +Je décide de... + +[Partir a courrir pour me sauver de l'ours](fuite/fuite.md) + + +[Je sors mon syphon a crème chantilly et l'asperge.] (chantilly/asperge.md) + diff --git a/french/dessine/miel/forest/chantilly/asperge.md b/french/dessine/miel/forest/chantilly/asperge.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..95a5618ed0 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/miel/forest/chantilly/asperge.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +En plein sur les babines! +L'ours kiffe grave la chantilly. +Il vous fait les yeux du chat de Shrek puis vous leche le reste de miel que vous avez sur la main. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/dessine/miel/forest/fuite/champs/champs-de-fleurs.md b/french/dessine/miel/forest/fuite/champs/champs-de-fleurs.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ca7babd00d --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/miel/forest/fuite/champs/champs-de-fleurs.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Alors que l'ours est occupé à se gaver de miel, vous vous éclipsez discrètement. +Voyant une porte dérobée, vous la prenez et tomber nez-à-nez avec un immense champs de fleurs. +Vous décider de traverser ce champs mais après quelques mètres, vous ressentez une étrange fatigue. + +[Reprendre le chemin inverse](../../../../porte.md). diff --git a/french/dessine/miel/forest/fuite/fuite.md b/french/dessine/miel/forest/fuite/fuite.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..18990fb249 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/miel/forest/fuite/fuite.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Je decide de me sauver de l'ours en courrant vers la porte par laquelle je +suis passe. Apres quelques pas l'ours m'a rattrape et se delecte du miel... + +[En profiter pour s'éclipser](champs/champs-de-fleurs.md). diff --git a/french/dessine/miel/manger-du-miel.md b/french/dessine/miel/manger-du-miel.md index abea078d50..decf084b31 100644 --- a/french/dessine/miel/manger-du-miel.md +++ b/french/dessine/miel/manger-du-miel.md @@ -1 +1,12 @@ -Yami, yami, que c'est bon ce miel! Mais pourquoi est - il si chaud? \ No newline at end of file +Yami, yami, que c'est bon ce miel! Mais pourquoi est - il si chaud? + +Je me rends rapidement compte que ce miel coule sans interruption, comme une fontaine, +par une grande fente dans le montant superieur de la porte. +Si proche de cette cascade de miel, je distingue par transparence l'autre cote de la porte. +Il semble qu'il y ait une foret a l'exterieur. Je decide de traverser cette paroi de nectar +d'abeille) et me lance a la decouverte de la foret. +De nombreux insectes se regalent sur moi. Soudain j'entends un grognement +a quelques pas derriere les arbres. C'est assez inquietant. Que faire? + +Devrais-je prendre mes jambes a mon cou? +ou bien [m'approcher pour savoir ce qui m'attend dans la futaie?] (forest/approcher.md) diff --git a/french/dessine/porte.md b/french/dessine/porte.md index bfc987abbd..3700adda98 100644 --- a/french/dessine/porte.md +++ b/french/dessine/porte.md @@ -4,4 +4,9 @@ Donc je decide de [Manger un peu de miel](miel/manger-du-miel.md) +[Essayer d'ouvrir la porte faite de chocolat](chocolat/essayer-ouvrir-chocolat.md) + +[Essayer mange la porte faite de caramel](caramel/mangez-caramel.md) + +[Ouvrir la porte faite de miel](porte/ouvrir-porte.md) diff --git a/french/dessine/porte/ouvrir-porte.md b/french/dessine/porte/ouvrir-porte.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e16f67affb --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/porte/ouvrir-porte.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Vous ouvrez la porte en miel mais, telle une mouche sur du papier tue-mouche, +votre main reste collée à la poignée... Vous décidez de vous aider de votre +seconde main pour vous libérer, cependant, celle-ci se retrouve aussi engluée +dans ce miel. + +Exténué par tant d'efforts, vous décidez alors de... + +[Faire une sieste pour reprendre des forces](repos/sieste.md) diff --git a/french/dessine/porte/repos/sieste.md b/french/dessine/porte/repos/sieste.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6b74539ea5 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/dessine/porte/repos/sieste.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Vous vous assoupissez, votre tête se fait lourde, très lourde, trop lourde... + +Il est trop tard, votre visage se retrouve lui aussi englué dans le miel. + +Vous mourrez étouffé. diff --git a/french/dormir/reve-etrange.md b/french/dormir/reve-etrange.md index d7f250feae..da66d9fa14 100644 --- a/french/dormir/reve-etrange.md +++ b/french/dormir/reve-etrange.md @@ -6,8 +6,12 @@ Vous vous reveillez ce qui semble etre quelques heures plus tard, Que faites-vous ? +Je ne sais pas, mais je vais determiner [quoi](../appelle-genie/appelle-genie.md) le c'est + [Je cherche une sortie](../sortie/chercher-la-sortie.md) [Je panique](../panique/frapper-le-mur.md) -[Je mange](../manger/faim.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Je mange](../manger/faim.md) + +[Rien] (../rien/rien.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/feu-de-camp.md b/french/feu-de-camp.md index 258c95b4db..be4050c619 100644 --- a/french/feu-de-camp.md +++ b/french/feu-de-camp.md @@ -1,21 +1,45 @@ -Par un beau matin, vous vous rveillez dans une pice trange aux murs en pain d'pice. - -Que faites-vous ? - -[Je me rendors](dormir/reve-etrange.md) - -[Je cherche une sortie](sortie/chercher-la-sortie.md) - -[Je panique](panique/frapper-le-mur.md) - -[Je mange](manger/faim.md) - -[Je me faufile dans un trou](manger/trou/trou.md) - -[J'appelle mon prof de musique](telephone/prof_musique.md) - -[Je dessine une porte avec un syphon de crme chantilly qui traine](dessine/porte.md) - -[Je ne parle pas francais](../english/marshmallow.md) - -[J'appelle ma mre immdiatement](appel-maman/appeler-maman.md) \ No newline at end of file +Par un beau matin, vous vous réveillez dans une pièce étrange aux murs en pain d'épice. + +On aurait pû faire que les murs soient fait en pâte de guimave, mais ce sont des murs français. ;) + +Que faites-vous ? + +[J'appel au secours](appel-au-secours/appeler-au-secours.md) + +[Je me rendors](dormir/reve-etrange.md) + +[Je cherche une sortie](sortie/chercher-la-sortie.md) + +[Je panique](panique/frapper-le-mur.md) + +[Je mange](manger/faim.md) + +[Je me faufile dans un trou](manger/trou/trou.md) + +[J'appelle mon prof de musique](telephone/prof_musique.md) + +[J'appelle mon prof de maths](riddle/prof_maths.md) + +[Je dessine une porte avec un syphon de crème chantilly qui traine](dessine/porte.md) + +[Je ne parle pas francais](../english/marshmallow.md) + +[Je parle un peu arabe](../arabic/salamoAlikom.md) + +[J'appelle ma mère immédiatement](appel-maman/appeler-maman.md) + +[Je demande de l'aide a Google](google/google.md) + +[J'appelle le genie](appelle-genie/appelle-genie.md) + +[Je me lève et me dirige vers la sortie](sortie/pousser-porte/pousser-porte.md) + +[Je ne fais rien](rien/rien.md) + +[Je commande du foie gras](foie-gras/foie-gras.md) + +[J'organise une soirée pain d'épices](soiree/soiree.md) + +[Je pense à ce que j'ai vu à la télévision.](millions/millions.md) + +[J'apprends les techniques des bûcherons québécois](bucheron/apprend-bucheron.md) diff --git a/french/foie-gras/foie-gras.md b/french/foie-gras/foie-gras.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..de1446be84 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/foie-gras/foie-gras.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Quoi de mieux pour accompagner le pain d'épice que le foie gras ? + +Cherchez un livreur de foie gras et comandez un kilogramme pour chaque mur. N'oubliez pas d'inviter vos amis ! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/google/google.md b/french/google/google.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1d6a282449 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/google/google.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Vous sortez votre telephone de votre poche. +"Ok google, tu m'expliques ?" + +Malheureuseument, le pain d'epice semble bloquer toutes communications. + +[Je dois trouver autre chose](../feu-de-camp.md) + +[J'enfonce mon bras dans un mur](trouer-mur/reseau.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/google/trouer-mur/reseau.md b/french/google/trouer-mur/reseau.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c1b4c55898 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/google/trouer-mur/reseau.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Mon bras s'enfonce. Je pousse un peu plus loin et... de l'air ! +Je retire mon bras et un souffle s'engouffre dans la maison en pain d'épice... +C'est Internet !! Ouiii du réseau ! Des url s'empresent sur mon écran. + +[Je clique sur la première](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) + +[Je tweete maman](../../appel-maman/twitter/tweet.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/manger/continue/allumette/l-extinction.md b/french/manger/continue/allumette/l-extinction.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..11a734fcbc --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/continue/allumette/l-extinction.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Vous croyez vraiment qu'une allumette vous sauverait du froid! Voyons! L'allumette +s'éteint. Vous vous accrochez aux dernières lueurs du bois rouge flamboyant qui +finissent par vous brûler les doigts ... et juste a ce moment la vous vous +réveillez! Ce n'était qu'un mauvais rêve. La vie reprend son cours ... diff --git a/french/manger/continue/continue.md b/french/manger/continue/continue.md index 198524b602..597be25c5a 100644 --- a/french/manger/continue/continue.md +++ b/french/manger/continue/continue.md @@ -5,3 +5,18 @@ Sans vous arrêter, frénétiquement vous engloutissez le mur entier. . . . Vous mourrez d'intoxication. + +. . . + +Mais non, mais non ! Vous avez eu peur, hein ? Respirez, vous êtes toujours en +vie. Cependant, vous respirez très difficilement, vous avez très mal a +l'estomac et la température de la chambre baisse rapidement maintenant que le +mur qui vous protegeait du vent glaciale n'est plus. Que faites vous ? + +[J'allume une allumette pour me réchauffer](allumette/l-extinction.md) + +[Je me rendors](../../dormir/reve-etrange.md) + +[J'appel au secours](../../appel-au-secours/appeler-au-secours.md) + +[Je vomis](vomis/vomis.md) diff --git a/french/manger/continue/vomis/vomis.md b/french/manger/continue/vomis/vomis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2e924ec19f --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/continue/vomis/vomis.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Vous vomissez. + +Deux fois. + +Vous vous sentez mieux mais vous avez à nouveau faim. + +Vous mangez un petit bout de pain d'épice, mais vous avez toujours froid. + +Que faites vous ? + +[J'appel à l'aide](../../../appel-au-secours/appeler-au-secours.md) + +[Je mange encore](../continue.md) diff --git a/french/manger/trou/grimpe/haricot.md b/french/manger/trou/grimpe/haricot.md index cbf667467b..7ad69c5fd3 100644 --- a/french/manger/trou/grimpe/haricot.md +++ b/french/manger/trou/grimpe/haricot.md @@ -1 +1,8 @@ -Vous arrivez en haut de l'haricot. \ No newline at end of file +Vous arrivez en haut de l'haricot, tout en haut dans les nuages. + +Contrairement au conte du haricot magique, il n'y a ni ogre et ni tresor dans les nuages. + +Vous en profitez donc pour faire une petite sieste après toutes ces aventures. +Soudain vous êtes réveillé par un bruit assourdissant qui vient d'en dessous des nuages. + +[Je me penche sur le bord du nuage pour mieux voir](pencher-bord-nuage/avion.md) diff --git a/french/manger/trou/grimpe/pencher-bord-nuage/avion.md b/french/manger/trou/grimpe/pencher-bord-nuage/avion.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..12548ee6b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/grimpe/pencher-bord-nuage/avion.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Vous voilà penché sur le bord du nuage à observer les alentours. +C'est là que vous apercevez l'avion responsable du bruit assourdissant. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/manger/trou/reveille/sirene/crapaud.md b/french/manger/trou/reveille/sirene/crapaud.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e230c0c4ac --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/reveille/sirene/crapaud.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Que sa voix est douce! Vous ne pouvez pas résister, vos lèvres sont attirées irrésistiblement vers celles de la sirène. + +Vous avez perdu le contrôle, les yeux clos, votre bouche contre la sienne, vous avez d'un coup une sensation bizarre. + +En effet, plus de sirène, le vieux crapaud est de retour juste sous votre nez, + +vous regardant d'un oeil satisfait. Il vous a berné, vous avez bel et bien embrassé le batrassien... + +[et alors?](et_alors/croisiere.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/manger/trou/reveille/sirene/et_alors/croisiere.md b/french/manger/trou/reveille/sirene/et_alors/croisiere.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6e26bedbdb --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/reveille/sirene/et_alors/croisiere.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Vous vous dites qu'un baiser de crapaud n'est pas la fin du monde. +Et d'ailleurs, pourquoi ne pas continuer votre petite croisière et aller la trouver cette fin? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/manger/trou/reveille/surprise.md b/french/manger/trou/reveille/surprise.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1f833a28dc --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/reveille/surprise.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +Et la surprise ! Tout cela n'était pas un rêve. + +En effet, vous vous réveillez bien au milieu d'un plan d'eau. +Et votre peau est toujours recouverte d'une fine pellicule caramélisée. + +Cependant, à la place du crapeau se tient maintenant une sirène d'eau douce. +Et votre nénuphare est devenu un radeau doublé d'un lit de mousse. +En guise de propulsion une colonie de loutre vous rend service. + +Au loin vous entendez des voix humaines; plus proche de vous la sirène vous sourie tendrement. + +Que faites vous ? + +[Le concert est merveilleux, je me rapproche](sirene/crapaud.md) + +[Je m'éloigne, avec les sirènes, on connait la musique....](voix-humaines/mystere.md) + + diff --git a/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/ecouter/ecouter.md b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/ecouter/ecouter.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bafb6d0116 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/ecouter/ecouter.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Vous entendez une conversation animée entre trois personnes, mais vous ne reconnaissez pas la langue. +Il y a aussi le bruit d'un bébé qui pleure. + +[Vous fermez les yeux un instant pour vous concentrer](fermer-les-yeux/fermer-les-yeux.md) diff --git a/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/ecouter/fermer-les-yeux/fermer-les-yeux.md b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/ecouter/fermer-les-yeux/fermer-les-yeux.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..89ad6dc368 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/ecouter/fermer-les-yeux/fermer-les-yeux.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Soudain, une image se forme dans votre esprit, une image familière... vous connaissez ces voix. diff --git a/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/mystere.md b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/mystere.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..341d12f442 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/mystere.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Vous décidez de traquer les voix humaines. Mais d'oú viennent-elles? +Vous vous faites discret, et vous rapprochez à pas de loup. + +[Vous vous arrêtez pour écouter sans être vu](ecouter/ecouter.md) + +[Vous enclenchez l'application de traduction que vous avez dévelopée](traduire/traduire.md) diff --git a/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/traduire/traduire.md b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/traduire/traduire.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..63353a2976 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/manger/trou/reveille/voix-humaines/traduire/traduire.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Vous comprenez qu'il s'agit d'une sorte de tribunal. Deux femmes se disputent la maternité du bébé qui pleure. +- C'est le mien! crie l'une. +- Non, il est à moi ! répond l'autre. + +Une prêtresse interroge à tour de rôle chaque femme, pour parvenir à identifier la vraie mère du bébé. + diff --git a/french/manger/trou/trou.md b/french/manger/trou/trou.md index e0e8eb92f9..3b4a86b202 100644 --- a/french/manger/trou/trou.md +++ b/french/manger/trou/trou.md @@ -17,3 +17,5 @@ Que faites-vous? [Je m'envole sur une libellule](envol/libellule.md) [Je grimpe sur un haricot géant](grimpe/haricot.md) + +[Je me réveille](reveille/surprise.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/millions/joker50/joker50.md b/french/millions/joker50/joker50.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6d6f50ab2a --- /dev/null +++ b/french/millions/joker50/joker50.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Je réfléchie encore un peu.](../millions.md) diff --git a/french/millions/jokeravis/jokeravis.md b/french/millions/jokeravis/jokeravis.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6d6f50ab2a --- /dev/null +++ b/french/millions/jokeravis/jokeravis.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Je réfléchie encore un peu.](../millions.md) diff --git a/french/millions/jokercoupdefil/jokercoupdefil.md b/french/millions/jokercoupdefil/jokercoupdefil.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6d6f50ab2a --- /dev/null +++ b/french/millions/jokercoupdefil/jokercoupdefil.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Je réfléchie encore un peu.](../millions.md) diff --git a/french/millions/millions.md b/french/millions/millions.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..347e7c23c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/millions/millions.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Quand il ya une question difficile à "Qui veut gagner des millions?" Jean-Pierre propose d'utiliser un joker. + +[J'utilise le 50/50.](joker50/joker50.md) + +[J'utilise l'avis du public.](jokeravis/jokeravis.md) + +[J'utilise le coupe de fil a un ami.](jokercoupdefil/jokercoupdefil.md) + +[J'essaye de trouver un autre plan.](../feu-de-camp.md) diff --git a/french/panique/frapper-le-mur.md b/french/panique/frapper-le-mur.md index 9b0dbcd3b9..f6ebf2022e 100644 --- a/french/panique/frapper-le-mur.md +++ b/french/panique/frapper-le-mur.md @@ -1,7 +1,11 @@ -Alors que vous laissez la panique s'emparer de vous, vous commencez à courir dans tous les sens. - -Finalement, emporté par votre élan, vous finissez par frapper un mur et vous vous écroulez à terre. Bien joué ! - -Maintenat que vous etes dehors, quoi faire? - -[Je sens des fleurs] (sentir/fleurs.md) +Alors que vous laissez la panique s'emparer de vous, vous commencez à courir dans tous les sens. + +Finalement, emporté par votre élan, vous finissez par frapper un mur et vous vous écroulez à terre. Bien joué ! + +Maintenat que vous etes dehors, quoi faire? + +[Je sens des fleurs](sentir/fleurs.md) + +[Je reste là, on est bien là](./frapper-le-mur.md) + +[Il fait froid. Je rentre](../feu-de-camp.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/panique/sentir/fleurs.md b/french/panique/sentir/fleurs.md index 2c2b1d0128..1b263e4a3d 100644 --- a/french/panique/sentir/fleurs.md +++ b/french/panique/sentir/fleurs.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ -Quel parfum, ces fleurs sentent si bonnes. \ No newline at end of file +Quel parfum, ces fleurs sentent si bonnes. + +[Elles me font m'vader et penser ...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etvsYTx-WCw) diff --git a/french/riddle/prof_maths.md b/french/riddle/prof_maths.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1aaeb0304c --- /dev/null +++ b/french/riddle/prof_maths.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Quel est le plus grand facteur premier de 806515533049393 ??? + +[Retourner](../feu-de-camp.md) diff --git a/french/rien/rien.md b/french/rien/rien.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7911de7dfb --- /dev/null +++ b/french/rien/rien.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Je ne fais rien. Il ne se passe rien. + +[Je revois mes autres options](../feu-de-camp.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/soiree/soiree.md b/french/soiree/soiree.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cc8fc8c8ea --- /dev/null +++ b/french/soiree/soiree.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Il y assez de pain d'pice pour tous vos amis ! Invitez les tous pour une soire gourmande pain d'pices. +Avec du foie gras, a sera encore mieux :) + +[Je commande du foie gras](../foie-gras/foie-gras.md) diff --git a/french/sortie/chercher-la-sortie.md b/french/sortie/chercher-la-sortie.md index ca99824785..451ea60ebb 100644 --- a/french/sortie/chercher-la-sortie.md +++ b/french/sortie/chercher-la-sortie.md @@ -7,3 +7,7 @@ issue soit une porte en caramel avec une poignée de réglisse. [Vous tirez la porte](tirer-porte/tirer-porte.md) [Vous vous rendormez](../feu-de-camp.md) + +[Vous découvrez une trappe](trappe/trappe.md) + +[Je dessine une porte avec un syphon de crème chantilly qui traine](../dessine/porte.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/sortie/tirer-porte/tirer-porte.md b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/tirer-porte.md index 35962205c8..0e6c98d3ba 100644 --- a/french/sortie/tirer-porte/tirer-porte.md +++ b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/tirer-porte.md @@ -1 +1,11 @@ La porte s'ouvre et vous arrivez dans un jardin. +Dans ce jardin les herbes sont très hautes, elles vous chatouillent le menton. +Embarrassé, vous décidez de : + +[Continuer malgré tout](traverser-hautes-herbes/traverser-hautes-herbes.md) + +[Faire demi-tour. Vous tenterez autre chose demain, après un bon somme…](../../feu-de-camp.md) + +[Appeler au secours](../../appel-au-secours/appeler-au-secours.md) + +[Sentir les fleurs des champs](../../panique/sentir/fleurs.md) diff --git a/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/frapper-la-chose/frapper-la-chose.md b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/frapper-la-chose/frapper-la-chose.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c4925c70c --- /dev/null +++ b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/frapper-la-chose/frapper-la-chose.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Vous venez d'assaillir violemment un chaton, qui miaule son désarroi à tue tête. +Vous ne pouvez vivre avec cette honte. Vous vous faites seppuku, comprenant +parfaitement que la vie et la mort ne font qu'un. Vous mourrez honorablement. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/traverser-hautes-herbes.md b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/traverser-hautes-herbes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..58daecc324 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/traverser-hautes-herbes.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Vous prenez une pleine respiration et vous vous engagez dans les hautes-herbes. +La végétation est dense et sa traversée plus compliquée que prévue. Soudain, +quelque chose saisit votre cheville… + +[Frapper](frapper-la-chose/frapper-la-chose.md) cette chose qui vous tracasse. + +[Verifier ce que c'est](verifier-la-chose/verifier-la-chose.md) cette chose qui vous tracasse!. + +[Revenir en courant a la chambre en murs de pain d'epices](../../../feu-de-camp.md) + +[Demander à Google](../../../google/google.md) quelle est cette chose étrange ! diff --git a/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/verifier-la-chose/verifier-la-chose.md b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/verifier-la-chose/verifier-la-chose.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cdf52ec6ba --- /dev/null +++ b/french/sortie/tirer-porte/traverser-hautes-herbes/verifier-la-chose/verifier-la-chose.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ + +saisi de terreur, vous vous retournez aussi tôt ! tout en sautillant... + +[Revenir en courant a la chambre en murs de pain d'epices](../../../../feu-de-camp.md) diff --git a/french/sortie/trappe/trappe.md b/french/sortie/trappe/trappe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..54ead9b391 --- /dev/null +++ b/french/sortie/trappe/trappe.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +En inspectant la chambre avec attention vous remarquez un relief au niveau du sol. +vous vous approchez et réalisez que c’est une trappe. +Impatient(e) de savoir ce qui se cache en dessous vous vous empressez de soulever la trappe… + +Qu'est ce que vous découvrez ? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/french/telephone/prof_musique.md b/french/telephone/prof_musique.md index adbfaa84f1..70ac34ca89 100644 --- a/french/telephone/prof_musique.md +++ b/french/telephone/prof_musique.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ -Comme c'est le weekend, sa mere repond et me demande d'aller lui acheter du pain. +Comme c'est le weekend, sa mère repond et me demande d'aller lui acheter du pain. -[Returner](../feu-de-camp.md) +Il met son manteau. + +[Retourner](../feu-de-camp.md) diff --git a/galician/costumes/costumes.md b/galician/costumes/costumes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..471033abeb --- /dev/null +++ b/galician/costumes/costumes.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Esta vez tiria que subir a cama, pra masaxear os seus donos cas suas patas dianteiras ata que espertasen. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/galician/dixital/dixital.md b/galician/dixital/dixital.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9b633ff696 --- /dev/null +++ b/galician/dixital/dixital.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Polas rañuras da porta alumeaman alternativamente raiolas de luz artificial, as veces vermellas, outras azuis. + +A viaxe espacial a través do canal dixital comezara. + +A información recollida dos cúmulos estelares iniciaba unha nova era. + +[O asomarse](mortos/mortos.md) diff --git a/galician/dixital/mortos/mortos.md b/galician/dixital/mortos/mortos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..13832c905e --- /dev/null +++ b/galician/dixital/mortos/mortos.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +O asomarse pola ventana veu que os seus donos estaban no sillon, mortos. + +Outra vez a epidemia conseguira entrar polas conexions dixitais + diff --git a/galician/lua.md b/galician/lua.md index fd6bf2062a..d29e2b3d0f 100644 --- a/galician/lua.md +++ b/galician/lua.md @@ -1,2 +1,6 @@ Un día máis, Lúa achegouse con ledicia á porta tras a que os seus donos (e amigos) durmían. Coma sempre, comezou a miar e rañar na porta para que espertasen. Porén, a diferenza do resto dos días, esa vez: + +[Era distinto](dixital/dixital.md) + +[Non espertaban](costumes/costumes.md) diff --git a/german/Alkohol/Schatzkarte/Schatzkarte.md b/german/Alkohol/Schatzkarte/Schatzkarte.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ad42f60864 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Alkohol/Schatzkarte/Schatzkarte.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Sie erinnern sich, dass Sie sich am Abend zuvor mit Ihren +Freunden auf die Suche nach einem versteckten Schatz begeben +haben. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Alkohol/alkohol.md b/german/Alkohol/alkohol.md index 8a48ed78d7..8763c2f1cf 100644 --- a/german/Alkohol/alkohol.md +++ b/german/Alkohol/alkohol.md @@ -1,5 +1,22 @@ Sie versuchen die letzte Nach zu rekonstruieren. Sie erinnern sich daran, dass Sie angetrunken mit Ihren 3 besten Freunde ins Boot gestiegen sind, können sich jedoch seitdem an nichts mehr erinnern. Schließlich hatten Sie acht Tequila. +Vorab tranken sie bereits 5 Bier. +Von dem Cuba Libre ganz zu schweigen. +Und dabei sollte es doch bei einem Bier bleiben. Was ist passiert? + +Ihr Schädel brummt - wenn das Wasser um Sie herum nicht ärgerlicher Weise Salzwasser wäre, +würden sie sich einen großen Schluck davon gönnen. +Die Sonne knallt herab. +Panik macht sich in Ihnen breit und Sie versuchen sich mit allem, +was sie auf dem Boot finden können, zu behelfen. + +[Sie finden eine Bierflasche](bierflasche/bierflasche.md) + +[Sie finden ein Feuerzeug](feuerzeug/feuerzeug.md) + +[Sie finden zwei Leichen](../Leichen/Leichen.md) + +[Sie finden eine Schatzkarte](Schatzkarte/Schatzkarte.md) diff --git a/german/Alkohol/bierflasche/bierflasche.md b/german/Alkohol/bierflasche/bierflasche.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..93d2f32e03 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Alkohol/bierflasche/bierflasche.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Sie finden eine Bierflasche. Welch ein Glück! +Aber wie öffnen Sie die Flasche nun? + + +[Vielleicht finde ich noch einen passenden Öffner](../alkohol.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Alkohol/feuerzeug/Prost/Prost.md b/german/Alkohol/feuerzeug/Prost/Prost.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..24cd5e3019 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Alkohol/feuerzeug/Prost/Prost.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Prost! Endlich mal was gutes. Das Bier ist noch kühl +obwohl es die ganze Zeit in der Sonne lag. +Den Kater auskonternd denken Sie jetzt über ihre Rettung nach. +Unter dem Sitz liegt eine Breeze - es gibt nichts besseres zum Bier! diff --git a/german/Alkohol/feuerzeug/feuerzeug.md b/german/Alkohol/feuerzeug/feuerzeug.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6d8db2e5a8 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Alkohol/feuerzeug/feuerzeug.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Beim Absuchen des Bootes haben Sie ein Feuerzeug entdeckt. Sie klopen auf ihre Hosentaschen - leer. +Ihr gängiger Lösungsansatz "erstmal eine Rauchen" führt Sie hier nicht weiter. +Außerdem läuft ihnen die Zeit davon, denn das Wasser sammelt sich immer weiter im Boot. + +Was nun? + +[Nocheinmal um mich sehen](../alkohol.md) + +[Bierflasche öffnen - Prost](Prost/Prost.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Dorf/Haupthaus/haupthaus.md b/german/Dorf/Haupthaus/haupthaus.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..915dc9a87f --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Dorf/Haupthaus/haupthaus.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Sie treten näher an das Große, Punktvoll aussehende Haupthaus heran. + +Zwei mit Streitaxt bewaffnete finster drein schauende Krieger versperren ihnen den Weg. + +"Hier wohnt der Jarl, er ist im Kampf verwundet worden und darf nicht gestört werden!", +sagt eine der Wachen zu euch. + +Ihr könnt hier nichts ausrichten oder weiteres erfahren was euch beim Problem mit dem Ruderboot hilft. + +----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Zurück zum Steg](../dorf.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Dorf/Schmiede/schmiede.md b/german/Dorf/Schmiede/schmiede.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9d40d0c97c --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Dorf/Schmiede/schmiede.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Vorsichtig pirschen Sie sich an das uralte Schmiedgebäude heran, aus dessen +Schornstein dichte Rauchwolken hervorquellen. diff --git a/german/Dorf/Tempel/tempel.md b/german/Dorf/Tempel/tempel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0995628595 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Dorf/Tempel/tempel.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Ihr tretet an ein Grundstück mit einem großem Gebäude in der mitte herran. + +Auf dem Rasen sind viele große Steine verteilt auf dem ihr eingemeißelte Runen erkennen könnt. + +Als ihr näher an das Gebäude herrantreten wollt, kommt eine Blasse mit Schwarzen Mustern Bemalte Person auf euch zu. +Es scheint eine art Priester zu sein. + +Er Sprich: "Nur wer mit Odin geht darf den heilligen Ort betreten". + +Mit diesen Worten schickt er euch wieder vom Grundstück. + +----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Zurück zum Steg](../dorf.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Dorf/Werft/werft.md b/german/Dorf/Werft/werft.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..221366040a --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Dorf/Werft/werft.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +Ihr tretet näher an das Gebäude am Wasser. Es sieht aus wie ein Haus eines Fleißigen Handwerkers. + +Vor dem Haus stehen viele unfertige Boote auf Gerüsten. Der Bewohner scheint wohl Bootsbauer zu sein. + +In dem Moment wo ihr eure Aufmerksamkeit wieder ans hier und jetzt richtet steht eine Person vor euch. + +"Ich bin Floki, du bist nicht hier um mich zu bestehlen sonst hättest du eine Waffe bei dir. Wie kann ich dir helfen" + +... Ihr erklärt ihm eure Situation ... + +"Da hast du aber Glück gehabt du alter Streuner. Wie man unschwer erkennen kann bin ich Bootsbauer. +Deine Kleine Nussschale hab ich wohl im Handumdrehen wieder heile." + +----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Zurück zum Steg](../dorf.md) + +[Mit dem Heilem Boot zurückrudern](../../ruderboot.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Dorf/dorf.md b/german/Dorf/dorf.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a468a0cad9 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Dorf/dorf.md @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +Mit einem Fuß auf dem Leck, einer Landkarte in der einen und einem Fernglas in der anderen Hand werden sie fündig! + +Ganz in der Nähe scheint ein kleines altes Dorf zu sein. + +Sie behalten den Fuß auf dem Leck und nähern sich rudernd dem Dorf ... es scheint alt zu sein - sehr alt. + +Eingebettet in eine schöne Umgebung in einer bucht, aber doch sehr abgeschnitten von jeglicher Zivilisation. + +Vom Anschein wirkt es wie ein Wikinger Dorf. + +Sie befinden sich mittlerweile an der Anlegestelle der Siedlung. + +Nach dem Festmachen gehen sie zu/zum/zur: + +----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Optional: Musik dazu im neuen Tab aufmachen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiwuQ6UHMQg) + +----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Zurück zum Ruderboot und Rudern wieder zurück](../ruderboot.md) + +[Haupthaus: In diesem wohnt warscheinlich eine wichtige Person](Haupthaus/haupthaus.md) + +[Tempel: Ein mystisch aussehendes Grundstück](Tempel/tempel.md) + +[Schmiede: Ein düsteres Handwerksgebäude am Rande des Dorfes](Schmiede/schmiede.md) + +[Werft: Ein Handwerksgebäude am Wasser mit einer Art Ablaufbahn](Werft/werft.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Einladen/Schule/schule.md b/german/Einladen/Schule/schule.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..75182eb10a --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Einladen/Schule/schule.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Die schne Blonde bemerkt, dass Sie sie angelogen haben. +Sie dreht sich um und geht mit den Worten "Lgner!" davon. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Berlin/aus_Berlin.md b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Berlin/aus_Berlin.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..72a422ddd8 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Berlin/aus_Berlin.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +sie ist eine Berlinerin!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Hessen/aus_Hessen.md b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Hessen/aus_Hessen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..afd11914e7 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Hessen/aus_Hessen.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Sie kommt wohl aus Hessen. + +Das mit der Musik und dem Handkäse kommt Ihnen aber verdächtig vor, +deshalb verabschieden Sie sich lieber von ihr und gehen noch ein Maß Bier trinken. + diff --git a/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/MeckPomm/aus_Meckpomm.md b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/MeckPomm/aus_Meckpomm.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..96a313620b --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/MeckPomm/aus_Meckpomm.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Sie ist aus MeckPomm!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Saarland/aus_dem_Saarland.md b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Saarland/aus_dem_Saarland.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7ca14506b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/Saarland/aus_dem_Saarland.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +"Wie wäre es mit einem Schwenker und einem Stubbi?" + +Sie wissen sofort, Sie kommt aus dem Saarland! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/vorstellen.md b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/vorstellen.md index c61bceb8ad..7f281e6f15 100644 --- a/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/vorstellen.md +++ b/german/Einladen/Vorstellen/vorstellen.md @@ -1 +1,15 @@ -Sie antworten "Ich bin ... jetzt kennst Du mich ja. Magst Du ein Bier oder etwas anderes?". Sie lacht. \ No newline at end of file +Sie antworten "Ich bin ... jetzt kennst Du mich ja. Magst Du ein Bier oder etwas anderes?". +Sie lacht. +Sie schlgt vor: + + +[ppler trinken und Handks mit Musigg essen.](Hessen/aus_Hessen.md) + + +[Kuchen essen dann Wodka trinken und dann Bier.](MeckPomm/aus_Meckpomm.md) + + +[Wodka trinken and Currywurst essen.](Berlin/aus_Berlin.md) + + +[Schwenker essen und Stubbi trinken.](Saarland/aus_dem_Saarland.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Einladen/einladen.md b/german/Einladen/einladen.md index 8c53cbaee0..0e77f07a5f 100644 --- a/german/Einladen/einladen.md +++ b/german/Einladen/einladen.md @@ -3,4 +3,6 @@ Sie beantwortet: "Ja, ich w [Sie stellen sich vor](Vorstellen/vorstellen.md) -[Sie wachen aus diesem Alptraum auf](../ruderboot.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Sie wachen aus diesem Alptraum auf](../ruderboot.md) + +[Sie erzhlen, dass sie gemeinsam zur Schule gegangen sind](Schule/schule.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Essen/Schokolade/Schokolade.md b/german/Essen/Schokolade/Schokolade.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f6f4c44190 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Essen/Schokolade/Schokolade.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Deine nerven Zittern. Hier hilft nur Schokolade. Davon ... + +[machst du erstmal ein gut gelauntes Selfie und postest es auf Facebook.](../../Smartphone/Rettung/Facebook/Facebook.md) + diff --git a/german/Fragen/fragen.md b/german/Fragen/fragen.md index be92948be5..a0bff66391 100644 --- a/german/Fragen/fragen.md +++ b/german/Fragen/fragen.md @@ -1,2 +1,6 @@ Sie haben den Mut und naehern sich ihr an. Sie fragen sie: "Entschuldigung, wie spaet ist es". -Sie laechelt und beantwortet Ihre Frage: "Ich habe leider keine Armbanduhr..." \ No newline at end of file +Sie laechelt und beantwortet Ihre Frage: "Ich habe leider keine Armbanduhr..." +Jedoch holt sie sofort ihr Handy heraus, um weiter zu helfen. +Herr von Ribbeck auf Ribbeck im Havelland + +[Sie bemerkt, dass ihr Handy leer ist und errtet leicht] (../Smartphone/keinAkku/keinAkku.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md index 6014d97297..17e07ed4f8 100644 --- a/german/Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md @@ -4,6 +4,8 @@ Doch es ist keine Menschenseele in Sicht. Im Wasser jedoch regt sich etwas. +Eine gigantische dunkle Fläche gleitet neben ihrem Boot vorbei. + Ein Blauwal taucht direkt neben Ihnen auf und schaut Sie mit treuen Augen an. Werden Sie @@ -11,3 +13,5 @@ Werden Sie sich umentscheiden und [zurück zur Auswahl](../ruderboot.md) gehen? dem [Blauwal vertrauen](Vertrauen/Vertrauen-zum-Blauwal.md)? + +[Aus dem Traum aufwachen und Oktoberfest besuchen](../Oktoberfest/oktoberfest.md) diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/Vertrauen-zum-Blauwal.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/Vertrauen-zum-Blauwal.md index 0fa4578847..745ec810f1 100644 --- a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/Vertrauen-zum-Blauwal.md +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/Vertrauen-zum-Blauwal.md @@ -3,3 +3,5 @@ Sie vertrauen dem Blauwal und laecheln ihn an. Er oeffnet einladend sein Maul. Was wollen Sie nun machen ? [In das offene Maul steigen?](insMaul/ins_maul.md) + +[Doch lieber davon schwimmen?](../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/android/android.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/android/android.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f74332bc97 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/android/android.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Der kleine Kobold erkennt das er die ganze Zeit der falschen Verein angehört hat und fängt an über sein +Leben nachzudenken. + +Das ist für deine jetzige Situation natürlich nicht unbedingt toll da er auch nicht mehr mit dir reden will, +und du bist ja in einem Wal und auch die restliche Situation ist nicht unbedingt toll. + +Was machst du jetzt: + diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/gloeckchen.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/gloeckchen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..751d9cb082 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/gloeckchen.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Mistrauisch betrachtest du das Glöckchen. Es sieht gar nicht magisch aus, eher ganz +gewöhnlich. Du läutest trozdem. Der Kobold lacht verschlagen und verschwindet indem +er sich unsichtbar macht. + +Unbehaglich kommt dir der Gedanke das der Kobold Schabernack mit dir treibt. + +[Du klingelst das Glöckchen nochmals](klingeln/klingeln.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/klingeln/klingeln.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/klingeln/klingeln.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..342ab4168b --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/klingeln/klingeln.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Du klingelst das Glöckchen nochmals und der Wal muss plötzlich niesen. +[Und so gewaltig niest der Wal, dass ...](kreuzfahrt/kreuzfahrt.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/klingeln/kreuzfahrt/kreuzfahrt.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/klingeln/kreuzfahrt/kreuzfahrt.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4666903b0f --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/gloeckchen/klingeln/kreuzfahrt/kreuzfahrt.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ + ... es dich hinaus katapultiert aus dem Wal; wie ein Torpedo schießt du durch das + salzige Wasser, durchbrichst die Oberfläche und landest mit einem königlichen + Bauchplatscher in einem chlorhaltigen Pool. Mit letzter Ktaft hebst du den Kopf + und während du noch nach Luft ringst und Wasser spuckst, merkst du: + Oh nein, ich bin auf einem Kreuzfahrtschiff gelandet! + +Na gut, wenigstens bin ich hier sicher, denkst du noch, da siehst du, wie +sich mit Highspeed zwei große Schlauchboote voller Bewaffneter dem Schiff nähern ... + +[Du entscheidest dich für die Flucht durch das Wasser und springst von Bord](../../../../../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/ins_maul.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/ins_maul.md index e229be817f..c15694a59c 100644 --- a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/ins_maul.md +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/ins_maul.md @@ -4,3 +4,14 @@ Zum Glück haben Sie eine kleine Taschenlampe am Schlüsselbund und beginnen das Innere des Wals zu durchsuchen, dabei stoßen Sie auf.... +einen grünen Kobold mit einem Glöckchen um den Hals. Der Kobold sagt: + +"Gibst du mir dein iPhone, ich muss nach Hause telefonieren. Du bekommst dann mein magisches Glöckchen." + +Du entgegnest: + +["N'Scheiss kriegst du mein Handy" und haust ihm eine rein](reinhauen/reinhauen.md) + +[Du tauschst dein Handy gegen das Glöckchen](gloeckchen/gloeckchen.md) + +[Ich habe doch kein iPhone, Android 4 LIFE!](android/android.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/reinhauen/reinhauen.md b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/reinhauen/reinhauen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9877b5534d --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Hilfeschrei/Vertrauen/insMaul/reinhauen/reinhauen.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Der Kobold ist für einen Moment etwas irritiert, tut aber keinen Wank und dann... + +und verwandelt sich in einen Frosch. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Kopfsprung/Kopfsprung.md b/german/Kopfsprung/Kopfsprung.md index bc478372a7..d0cfce2eb2 100644 --- a/german/Kopfsprung/Kopfsprung.md +++ b/german/Kopfsprung/Kopfsprung.md @@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ Sie springen ins Wasser und holen die Hose zurück. Im Wasser sehen Sie, dass ihr Boot auf ein Riff aufgelaufen ist. Das Riff ist mit wunderschönen Korallen bewachsen, welche eine bunte Schar Fische beheimatet. -Die Fishe haben große Zähne und die Fische haben Hunger. +Die Fische haben sehr große Zähne und die Fische haben Hunger. Großen Hunger. Werden Sie: diff --git a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Meerjungfrau/meerjungfrau.md b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Meerjungfrau/meerjungfrau.md index 96be15ad92..e66697ff55 100644 --- a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Meerjungfrau/meerjungfrau.md +++ b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Meerjungfrau/meerjungfrau.md @@ -5,4 +5,6 @@ auf Sie zu. Es ist eine Frau! Nein, ein Fisch! Halb Frau, halb Fisch! Die Meerjungfrau schwimmt auf Sie zu und gibt Ihnen zu verstehen, dass Sie Ihnen Luft zum atmen geben will. Sie kommt auf Sie zu und legt Ihre Lippen sanft auf Ihre und... -Wie geht es weiter? \ No newline at end of file +Wie geht es weiter? + +...und sie gibt Ihnen eine Lunge voll Luft, die ausreicht, um wieder zurück ins Boot zu kehren. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Person/GespraechMitHoehlenmann/Gespraech.md b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Person/GespraechMitHoehlenmann/Gespraech.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..41e8ff1a44 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Person/GespraechMitHoehlenmann/Gespraech.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Der Mann jault laut auf und geht auf sie los, +in letzter Sekunde entsinnen Sie sich Ihrer fast vergessenen Judokenntnisse +und legen ihn mit einem gekonnten Wurf aufs Kreuz. +Im Wrgegriff verrt Ihnen der Mann laut nach Luft japsend dass sich in dem Stein + ein Hohlraum mit geheimen Dokumenten befindet. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Person/Person.md b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Person/Person.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..90ac88af07 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Person/Person.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Sie reicht Ihnen die Hand um Ihnen aus dem Wasser zu helfen. Erst jetzt gelingt es Ihnen einen Blick auf den Fremden zu +werfen. Er guckt Sie mit einer gewissen Skepsis aber nicht unfreundlich an. +Er drückt Ihnen einen Stein in die Hand und sagt "Hier mein Junge, bring das in Sicherheit". + +[Sie werfen ihm den Stein auf den Fuß und fragen ihn was zum Teufel er hier sucht](GespraechMitHoehlenmann/Gespraech.md) + +[Ihnen ist das alles nicht mehr Geheuer in dieser Hoehle, mit dem Stein in der Hand springen Sie wieder ins Wasser + und schwimmen aus der Höhle](../../../Korallen.md) + +[Dann wachen Sie ploetzlich auf und bemerken, +dass Sie ein Franzose/eine Französin sind.](../../../../../french/feu-de-camp.md) diff --git a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Tuer/Tuer.md b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Tuer/Tuer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d9deb0ece --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/Tuer/Tuer.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Der Raum ist groß und beleuchtet. Es scheint nur einen Ausgang zu geben +und der ist mit einer großen Metalltür verschlossen. + +Was machen Sie? + +[Ihnen ist das alles nicht mehr Geheuer in dieser Hoehle, Sie schwimmen aus der Höhle](../../../Korallen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/unterwasserstation.md b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/unterwasserstation.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8e56587a11 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/Unterwasserstation/unterwasserstation.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Die Unterwasserstation scheint auf der Unterseite eine mit Luft gefüllte Auftauchstation für U-Boote zu haben. +Da Sie immer noch nicht geatmet haben und der Weg aus der Höle zu weit ist, sind Sie gezwungen, in die Station +zu tauchen. Als Sie aufgetaucht sind und nach Luft ringen sehen Sie vor sich auf einmal... + +[Eine Person](./Person/Person.md) + +[Einen großen Raum mit einer Tür](./Tuer/Tuer.md) diff --git a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/hoehle.md b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/hoehle.md index a32a849109..51bc3d5796 100644 --- a/german/Korallen/Hoehle/hoehle.md +++ b/german/Korallen/Hoehle/hoehle.md @@ -5,4 +5,6 @@ Im Inneren angekommen... [Treffen Sie auf eine Meerjungfrau](Meerjungfrau/meerjungfrau.md) -[Entdecken Sie eine Luftblasen, tauchen auf und forschen weiter](Luftblase/luftblase.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Entdecken Sie eine Luftblasen, tauchen auf und forschen weiter](Luftblase/luftblase.md) + +[Entdecken Sie den Lichtschein einer geheimen Unterwasserstation](Unterwasserstation/unterwasserstation.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Leichen/Ausschau/Ausschau.md b/german/Leichen/Ausschau/Ausschau.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6eb3dc9e22 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Ausschau/Ausschau.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Da! Dort drben in der Ferne! Leicht ber der Wassermarke zeichnet sich etwas ab. +Jedes Mal, wenn die wiegenden Wogen es zu lassen spht ihr gen Strand. +Vielleicht ein Stck Treibholz, eine verwahrloste Boje? +Ihr knnt euren Kopf kaum ber Wasser halten und schluckt jede Menge Salzwasser, +aber ihr seit euch sicher: wenn ihr es nur bis dort hin schafft, berlebt ihr vielleicht. diff --git a/german/Leichen/Kleidung/Haifisch/Haifisch.md b/german/Leichen/Kleidung/Haifisch/Haifisch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..155397f4f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Kleidung/Haifisch/Haifisch.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Du hast dich wohl getäuscht - es war kein Haifisch. Gehe einen Schritt zurück. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Leichen/Kleidung/Kleidung.md b/german/Leichen/Kleidung/Kleidung.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a7505d586f --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Kleidung/Kleidung.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Mit groer Mhe schafft ihr es euch das Hemd auszuziehen. +Das war berhaupt nicht einfach. +Ihr knnt euch schon etwas freier bewegen. +Obwohl ihr jetzt gebt seit, macht euch eure liebgewonnene Designerjeans die gleichen Probleme. +Nach etlichen Schlucken Salzwasser habt ihr euch aber auch ihrer entledigt. + +Jetzt, da ihr euch frei im Wasser bewegen knnt, dringt das eigentliche Problem eure Aufmerksamkeit zurck. + +Ihr werdet immer kraftloser und es werden immer grere Wellen. +Lange haltet ihr das nicht mehr durch. + +Pltzlich sprt Ihr wie etwas eure Beine streift. Was vermutet Ihr ist es: + +Ein [Haifisch] (Haifisch/Haifisch.md) + +Ein [U-Boot] (UBoot/UBoot.md) der UdSSR + diff --git a/german/Leichen/Kleidung/UBoot/UBoot.md b/german/Leichen/Kleidung/UBoot/UBoot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4923bbe611 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Kleidung/UBoot/UBoot.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Oh mein Gott! Es ist tatsächlich ein U-Boot. Was machst du nun?? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Leichen/Leichen.md b/german/Leichen/Leichen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a83f1d07c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Leichen.md @@ -0,0 +1,29 @@ +Sie schauen ängstlich um sich, sehen aber keine andere Menschenseele außer den beiden +völlig durchlöcherten Leichnamen neben sich, deren Blut sie mittlerweile grosszügig an die +Lebewesen im See gespendet haben. Ihr Boot ist bereits in leichter Schieflage und hastig +werfen die beiden Leichen aus dem Boot. + +Sie schnaufen einmal kräftig durch während ihnen tausend Gedanken durch den Kopf gehen... + +Schnell, aber unbemerkt versuchen Sie an Land zu kommen, aber es scheint nicht näher zu kommen.... +Stattdessen sehe ich immer wieder einen kleinen Clownfisch-Piranha-Mischling an mir vorbeischwimmen +und genüsslich an meinen Sachen nagen. + +Was tun Sie? + +Ich suche verzweifelt (aber gründlich und systematisch) nach Anzeichen, die darauf hindeuten, +dass ich mich in einer [Simulation](Simulation/Simulation.md) befinde. + +Ich halte nach etwas [Ausschau](Ausschau/Ausschau.md), an dass ich mich klammern könnte. + +All meine Kraft geht in meine zunehmend panischen [Schwimmbewegungen](Schwimmbewegungen/Schwimmbewegungen.md). +Ich versuche mit letzter Kraft den Strand zu erreichen. + +Meine Kleidung hindert mich absolut am Schwimmen. +Die Kälte des Wassers macht meine Bewegungen steif, +die vollgesogene [Kleidung](Kleidung/Kleidung.md) macht sie träge. +Irgendwie muss ich versuchen sie los zu werden! + +Die Situation scheint meinen Verstand vernebelt zu haben. +Die Kälte und das Wasser scheint ihr übriges zu tun. +Aber in einem lichten Moment erinnere ich mich an meine [Superkraefte](Superkraefte/Superkraefte.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Leichen/Schwimmbewegungen/Schwimmbewegungen.md b/german/Leichen/Schwimmbewegungen/Schwimmbewegungen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..934a9903e4 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Schwimmbewegungen/Schwimmbewegungen.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Es gibt Momente die, obgleich sie nur Minuten andauern, spter Teil unseres Lebens werden als dauerten sie Jahre. +Dies ist ein solcher Moment in eurem Leben. +Eure ganze Aufmerksamtkeit geht in euren Krper. +Wohlwissend um euer eventuelles Ende, schwimmt ihr wie ihr noch nie geschwommen seit. +Das schwierigste ist in Mitten der Wellen die Orienturng zu behalten. +Wenn ihr es nur nah genug an den Strand schafft, findet ihr vielleicht ein Riff oder eine Sandbank, +eine kleine Verschnaufpause vor der letzten Anstrengung. diff --git a/german/Leichen/Simulation/Simulation.md b/german/Leichen/Simulation/Simulation.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..af0cfc4480 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Simulation/Simulation.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Das Ganze ist so abgedreht, dass ich die Mglichkeit in Betracht ziehen muss, es ist nicht real. + +Also versuche ich heraus zu finden, ob ich mich in einer Simulation befinde. +Die Mglichkeit, dass es sich um einen Traum handelt habe ich schon ausgeschlossen, +indem ich mir krftig ins Gesicht schlug. + +Nachdem ich vergeblich auf krperlich wahrnehmbares Feedback von mglicherweise an meinem Krper +angebrachten Gegenstnden - wie einer VR-Brille oder verkabelten Handschuhen - gewartet habe, +muss ich mich nach anderen Hinweisen umschauen. + +Deshalb erwge ich folgende Optionen: + +... um zu sehen ob das Wasser real ist, entscheide ich mich erstmal ein bisschen +zu [schwimmen](../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Leichen/Superkraefte/Superkraefte.md b/german/Leichen/Superkraefte/Superkraefte.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ec3254f526 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Leichen/Superkraefte/Superkraefte.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Kaum ist der lichte Moment vorbei, setze ich meine Superkraft ein. +Ich kann mich in einen Feuerball verwandeln. Super! +Das mache ich auch sofort, muss aber auch direkt feststellen, dass ich ja im Wasser bin. +Also Feuerball sofort gelöscht... + +Da bin ich also, Superheld, mit vollkommen nutzloser Superkraft. Also bleibt nur weiter +[schwimmen](../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/MacGyver/uboot.md b/german/MacGyver/uboot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0222f651b2 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/MacGyver/uboot.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Beim Griff nach dem Messer finden Sie in Ihrer Hosentasche auch noch einen Draht, Sprengstoff und nen Kaugummi. diff --git a/german/Oktoberfest/oktoberfest.md b/german/Oktoberfest/oktoberfest.md index dd916cadcc..66d0ef0cec 100644 --- a/german/Oktoberfest/oktoberfest.md +++ b/german/Oktoberfest/oktoberfest.md @@ -1,7 +1,7 @@ - -Sie besuchen die Wiesn. Sie sehen ein schnes Maedchen in einem hellgrnen Dirndl. -Sie ist blond und hat lange geflochtene Haare. Als Sie sie anblickten, merkt sie das und laechelt zurck. - -[Laden Sie sie zum etwas zu trinken ein](../Einladen/einladen.md) - -[Fragen Sie sie "Wie spaet ist es?"](../Fragen/fragen.md) + +Sie besuchen die Wiesn. Sie sehen ein schnes Mdchen in einem hellgrnen Dirndl. +Sie ist blond und hat lange geflochtene Haare. Als Sie sie anblickten, merkt sie das und lchelt zurck. + +[Laden Sie sie zum etwas zu trinken ein](../Einladen/einladen.md) + +[Fragen Sie sie "Wie spaet ist es?"](../Fragen/fragen.md) diff --git a/german/Singen/Fischerboot/fischer-boot.md b/german/Singen/Fischerboot/fischer-boot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..32ecbb2b60 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Singen/Fischerboot/fischer-boot.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Die Boot-Männer nehmen Sie und füttern Sie auch. + +Seit sie Sie mit ihnen hatten, haben sie zu viele Fische täglich. + +sie bleiben länger im Meer, so dass der Fischgeruch ist rund um das Boot zu verbreiten. + +Eine Gruppe von Walen kommt und starten Sie das Boot aber alle Fische, die sie haben, sind klein angreifen. + +sie entscheiden über die Start einer der Männer zu werfen, um die Wale zu halten weg. + +[sie werfen Sie](../Walen/walen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Singen/Walen/walen.md b/german/Singen/Walen/walen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e7d11362d8 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Singen/Walen/walen.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Sie denken, dass Sie einer Freunde diese Walen sein können und sie werden Ihnen helfen. + +Leben geht nicht wie Sie auf die [Nat Geo](http://www.nationalgeographic.com/) sah. + +Ruhe in Frieden, mein Freund! + +Die weise Männer sagten einmal: + +[Übung macht den Meister](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS0PZSrI-GI) + +:) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Singen/Welle/welle.md b/german/Singen/Welle/welle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae971e385c --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Singen/Welle/welle.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Sie trinken viel Salzwasser und aufhören zu singen. + +Sie störte die Stetigkeit des Wassers, das die Aufmerksamkeit eines Raubfische bekommt. + +Dieser Fisch wurde von einer Gruppe von Walen gejagt. + +[Der Fisch entkommt und lässt Sie zu den Walen.](../Walen/walen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Singen/singen.md b/german/Singen/singen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b52f859acb --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Singen/singen.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Sie können sich nicht selbst stabilisieren und beginnen in Wasser zu fallen. + +Sie erfaheren nach einiger Panik, wenn Sie Ihren Rücken strecken. + +Sie beginnen, ein geeignetes Lied zu singen. z.B. [Cold Water](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a59gmGkq_pw) + +Plötzlich :O + +[Eine hohe Welle kommt.](Welle/welle.md) + +[Sie werden von einem Fischerboot gefunden.](Fischerboot/fischer-boot.md) + +[Ihre Frequenz eine Gruppe von Walen genannt.](Walen/walen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Smartphone/Internet/Internet.md b/german/Smartphone/Internet/Internet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b1f24eb84a --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Smartphone/Internet/Internet.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Du bemerkst das das Booten des Smartphones so lange gedauert hat, +dass du mittlerweile bis zu den Knien im Wasser stehst. +Das Ruderboot ist zum Glück aus Holz und geht nicht ganz unter. +Da du Internetempfang und einen aktzeptablen Akkustand hast, ... + +[machst du erstmal ein gut gelauntes Selfie und postest es auf Facebook.](../Rettung/Facebook/Facebook.md) + +[schreibst deinem besten Kumpel eine WhatsApp](../Rettung/Kumpel/Kumpel.md), +ob er dich an deiner aktuellen GPS Position abholen kann. + +[erstmal deine Lieblings Nachrichten-Website aufrufen...](Internet.md) + +[Isst du einen Bissen Schokolade zur Beruhigung...](../../Essen/Schokolade/Schokolade.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Smartphone/Rettung/Facebook/Facebook.md b/german/Smartphone/Rettung/Facebook/Facebook.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b8c97c1981 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Smartphone/Rettung/Facebook/Facebook.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Das Selfie kommt sehr positiv an. Du erhälst die höchste Like-Zahl, zu der du es je gebracht hast! + +Das macht dich Glücklich! + +Leider möchte dir keiner deiner Facebook-Freunde aus deiner misslichen Lage helfen. +[Du wirst schwimmen müssen.](../../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Smartphone/Rettung/Kumpel/Kumpel.md b/german/Smartphone/Rettung/Kumpel/Kumpel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b95707b554 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Smartphone/Rettung/Kumpel/Kumpel.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Dein Kumpel kommt dich tatsächlich abholen und du wirst gerettet! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Smartphone/keinAkku/keinAkku.md b/german/Smartphone/keinAkku/keinAkku.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e40d53d458 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Smartphone/keinAkku/keinAkku.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Du echauffrierst dich zunächst 10 Minuten über deinen unfähigen Smartphone-Hersteller. +Dann entscheidest du dich dazu ... + +[los zu schwimmen](../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Smartphone/keinInternet/keinInternet.md b/german/Smartphone/keinInternet/keinInternet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..91a0c0ab78 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Smartphone/keinInternet/keinInternet.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Du echauffrierst dich zunächst 10 Minuten über deinen schlechten Netzanbieter. Dann entscheidest du dich dazu ... + + +[los zu schwimmen](../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md) + +[um Hilfe zu rufen] (../../Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Smartphone/smartphone.md b/german/Smartphone/smartphone.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3d258e89cd --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Smartphone/smartphone.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Gründlich durchsuchst du all deine Hosentaschen... +in der zuletzt geprüften Tasche findest du es. Hastig schaltest du das Smartphone +ein um zu prüfen wie voll der Akku noch ist und ob du Internetempfang hast... + +Nachdem das Smartphone gebootet wurde siehst du... + +[dass du vollen Internetempfang hast!](Internet/Internet.md) + +[kein Internetempfang hast.](keinInternet/keinInternet.md) + +[nach nur 2 Sekunden geht das Smartphone wieder aus, da der Akku zu schwach ist.](keinAkku/keinAkku.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Sonnenbrand/vor-sonne-schutzen.md b/german/Sonnenbrand/vor-sonne-schutzen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fd808fe3be --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Sonnenbrand/vor-sonne-schutzen.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Sie sind aus dem Schlaf erwacht und merken das Brennen der Haut in ihrem Gesicht. +Es ist Ihnen nicht möglich die Gesichtszüge zu verändern ohne höllichen Schmerz wahrzunehmen. +Einen solchen Sonnenbrand hatten Sie das letzte mal, +als Sie besoffen am Pool in Mallorca eingeschlafen sind. +Sie ziehen das nasse T-shirt aus und wickeln es zur Kühlung um den Kopf. + +Was werden Sie jetzt nun tun? + +... was zu Essen suchen, denn nach dem Sonnenbad hat man immer +[Hunger](../schwimmen/hunger/hunger.md) + + +... im leicht fiebrigen Zustand noch ein wenig +[dösen](../schwimmen/insel/schlafen/schlafen.md) diff --git a/german/Stopfen/entspannen/entspannen.md b/german/Stopfen/entspannen/entspannen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b95fc01ffb --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Stopfen/entspannen/entspannen.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +Wie eine Wiege liegt das Boot auf dem leicht gekräuselten Wasser. Es scheint sich kaum +zu bewegen. Die Sonne dringt wärmend durch die nassen Kleider und läßt den ersten Schreck +langsam abklingen. + +Da fällt Ihr Blick auf eine kurze Rute am Bootsende und Sie beginnen sich zu erinnern: + +Sie wollten ein paar Tage ausspannen und hatten sich einem Kollegen angeschlossen, +der Ihnen schon die eine oder andere wilde Geschichte vom Angeln erzählt hatte. Es sollte +früh losgehen, da sich die begehrten Tiere um jene Zeit bevorzugt auf Futtersuche begeben. +Da Sie tagszuvor noch einer Geburtstagsfeier beiwohnten, beschlossen Sie gemeinsam, die +Nacht durchzumachen. + +Was ist seitdem geschehen? + +Wo ist Ihr Kollege geblieben? + +Warum sind Sie allein auf dem Boot? + +Haben Sie schon etwas gefangen? + +Woher stammt die Brille in Ihrem Boot? diff --git a/german/Stopfen/stopfen.md b/german/Stopfen/stopfen.md index acc6839fb6..5c9e0f1d6a 100644 --- a/german/Stopfen/stopfen.md +++ b/german/Stopfen/stopfen.md @@ -1,12 +1,21 @@ Sie ziehen Ihre nasse Kleidung aus und versuchen mit dieser das Loch im Boot zu stopfen. +Nachdem Sie zunächst ungeschickterweise das Loch mit der Gürtelschnalle Ihrer Hose nur +noch größer gemacht haben, versuchen Sie verzweifelt ihre Socken in die letzten Ritzen +zu drücken mit dem Resultat, dass... Was für ein Glück! Es scheint zu funktionieren. Nun aber schnell ab ans Ufer! Doch wo sind die Ruder?! Sie stellen fest, dass die Paddel nicht im Boot sind. Was machen Sie nun? +[Im Boot nach was suchen was als Paddel gebraucht werden kann] (../suchen/suchen.md) + [Laut um Hilfe schreien](../Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md)? [Aus dem Boot springen und nach Norden schwimmen?](../schwimmen/schwimmen.md) [Aus dem Traum aufwachen und Oktoberfest besuchen](../Oktoberfest/oktoberfest.md) + +[Die Stille geniessen und nachdenken](entspannen/entspannen.md) + +[Ruhig durchatmen und überlegen](ueberlegen/ueberlegen.md) diff --git a/german/Stopfen/ueberlegen/ueberlegen.md b/german/Stopfen/ueberlegen/ueberlegen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1fcad46d3c --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Stopfen/ueberlegen/ueberlegen.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Sie entschlieen sich, dem Anflug von Panik entgegenzutreten und erst einmal durchzuatmen. Dann schauen Sie sich +im Boot genau um. Hier befinden sich keine Ruder oder sonstige Gegenstnde. + +Sie schauen ber den See. Das nchstliegende Ufer ist weit entfernt. Sie knnen keine Menschen am Ufer erkennen. +Sie sehen auch keine anderen Boote auf dem See. Ans Ufer zu schwimmen scheint aussichtslos und zudem gefhrlich +aufgrund mglicher Strudel. Also mssen Sie eine andere Mglichkeit finden, ans Ufer zu kommen. + +Sie schauen sich um... und siehe da, ein großer weißer Ha kommt auf Sie zu geschwommen. +Sie denken, vielleicht kann der mich ja mitnehmen und strecken Ihren Daumen nach oben... diff --git a/german/Traum/aufwachen.md b/german/Traum/aufwachen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c2ca352f40 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Traum/aufwachen.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ich träume nur, schauen wir mal, ob das alles echt ist. +[Wenn ich warte werde ich wieder aufwachen...](../abwarten/abwarten.md) diff --git a/german/Wurstwasser/luftanhalten/luftanhalten.md b/german/Wurstwasser/luftanhalten/luftanhalten.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..39327505c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Wurstwasser/luftanhalten/luftanhalten.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ewig können Sie die Luft nicht anhalten. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Wurstwasser/schnaeutzen/schnaeutzen.md b/german/Wurstwasser/schnaeutzen/schnaeutzen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..88e6f2a30b --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Wurstwasser/schnaeutzen/schnaeutzen.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Gesundheit! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/Wurstwasser/wurstwasser.md b/german/Wurstwasser/wurstwasser.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..60c6e75d4e --- /dev/null +++ b/german/Wurstwasser/wurstwasser.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Das salzige Wurstwasser bahnt seinen Weg hinauf in Ihre Nasennebenhöhlen. +Sie können nun... + +[Die Luft anhalten](luftanhalten/luftanhalten.md) + +[Sich schnäutzen](schnaeutzen/schnaeutzen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/abwarten/abwarten.md b/german/abwarten/abwarten.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..26f780793d --- /dev/null +++ b/german/abwarten/abwarten.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +In der Tat lösen sich so einige Probleme von selbst, wenn man einfach nur lange genug wartet. + +Bei genauerer Betrachtung ist die aktuelle allerdings keine solche Situation, in der die sich +ergebende Lösung besonders angenehm oder reizvoll erscheint. + +[Daher bietet es sich an doch noch eine andere Entscheidung zu treffen...](../ruderboot.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/beten/beten.md b/german/beten/beten.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3dd114068e --- /dev/null +++ b/german/beten/beten.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Ihr Gebet wurde erhoert. Das fliegende Spaghettimonster erloest sie von ihrem Leid +und laesst Sie in den Himmel aufsteigen. Sie genießen +den Biervulkan und die Stripperinnen, bis die SS zuschlaegt. diff --git a/german/finger-ins-loch/finger-ins-loch.md b/german/finger-ins-loch/finger-ins-loch.md index d53392c2a0..77d571cdc0 100644 --- a/german/finger-ins-loch/finger-ins-loch.md +++ b/german/finger-ins-loch/finger-ins-loch.md @@ -1,9 +1,11 @@ -Glückwunsch! Jetzt steckt ihr Finger im Loch fest! Leider wird der Wassereinstrom dadurch auch nur minimal aufgehalten. +Glückwunsch! Jetzt steckt ihr Finger im Loch fest! +Vielleicht hätten sie doch einen Moment länger überlegen sollen. +Leider wird der Wassereinstrom dadurch auch nur minimal aufgehalten. Ihnen sollte nun besser bald was einfallen, wie sie sich wieder befreien können... -Ihnen sticht eine Kiste ins Auge. Sie öffnen sie, -finden darin einen Lappen, ziehen den Finger -aus dem Loch und stopfen den Lappen ins Loch. +Ihnen sticht eine Kiste ins Auge. Sie öffnen sie, +finden darin einen Lappen, ziehen den Finger +aus dem Loch und stopfen den Lappen ins Loch. Nun müssen Sie schnellstmöglichst ans Ufer. Dazu … @@ -12,4 +14,4 @@ Dazu … … benutzen Sie das [hoelzerne Paddel](hoelzernes-Paddel/hoelzernes-Paddel.md). -… benutzen Sie den [solarbetriebenen Motor](solarbetriebener-Motor/solarbetriebener-Motor.md). \ No newline at end of file +… benutzen Sie den [solarbetriebenen Motor](solarbetriebener-Motor/solarbetriebener-Motor.md). diff --git a/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/aufmerksam_machen/ans_Ufer_ziehen/am_Ufer.md b/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/aufmerksam_machen/ans_Ufer_ziehen/am_Ufer.md index bd4a39a95f..9560e4c43c 100644 --- a/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/aufmerksam_machen/ans_Ufer_ziehen/am_Ufer.md +++ b/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/aufmerksam_machen/ans_Ufer_ziehen/am_Ufer.md @@ -1 +1,6 @@ -Sie werden herzlich aufgenommen, als Held gefeiert und eingeladen mitzutanzen. \ No newline at end of file +Sie werden herzlich aufgenommen, als Held gefeiert und eingeladen mitzutanzen. +Nach ein paar Tänzen sind Sie selber so in Ekstase, dass Sie sich auf +der Stelle ein Boot, mit einem Loch, auf den Bauch tätowieren lassen. + +Nun beginnen Sie sich in die tanzende Menge zu mischen und ziehen die Blicke +einer attraktiven Frau auf sich. Ploetzlich faengt es stark zu regnen an. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/sicherer_Entfernung/gruessen_freundlich/gruessen_freundlich.md b/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/sicherer_Entfernung/gruessen_freundlich/gruessen_freundlich.md index 20a9d1dbcd..4785076af3 100644 --- a/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/sicherer_Entfernung/gruessen_freundlich/gruessen_freundlich.md +++ b/german/finger-ins-loch/hoelzernes-Paddel/sicherer_Entfernung/gruessen_freundlich/gruessen_freundlich.md @@ -2,3 +2,6 @@ in Ihre Richtung und starren Sie mit großen Augen an. Entsetzen ist in ihr Gesicht geschrieben. Gerade als Sie ... +"Du darfst nicht hier sein!", zischt Ihnen die junge Frau zu. Feuchte, dunkle Haarsträhnen hängen +ihr ins Gesicht, darunter blitzen merkwürdig schwarze Augen im Feuerschein. Etwas scheint außerdem +mit dem Mann nicht zu stimmen. Nach einem Augenblick wird Ihnen klar, dass er blind ist. diff --git a/german/finger-ins-loch/solarbetriebener-Motor/solarbetriebener-Motor.md b/german/finger-ins-loch/solarbetriebener-Motor/solarbetriebener-Motor.md index 0a7c66f5a5..555c2617e5 100644 --- a/german/finger-ins-loch/solarbetriebener-Motor/solarbetriebener-Motor.md +++ b/german/finger-ins-loch/solarbetriebener-Motor/solarbetriebener-Motor.md @@ -6,3 +6,10 @@ Android-Smartphone, welches allerdings nicht Ihnen gehört. Es hat noch 10 % Akk Sie versuchen eine Notfallnummer zu wählen doch ohjee, sie haben kein Signal. Sie werden wohl noch warten müssen bis sie in der Nähe von Land sind oder die Sonne wieder scheint. Als Sie damit beschäftigt waren bemerken Sie auf einmal dass noch ein Tiger auf dem Bot ist und Sie ein Inder sind... +...zumindest für einen kurzen Moment. Als sich Ihre Gedanken wieder beruhigt haben, ist das Boot leer. +Sie würden gerne länger darüber nachdenken, wie es zu dieser Halluzination kommen konnte, aber das Boot läuft +weiter voll Wasser. Um zum Land zu kommen beschließen Sie ... + +... das [hoelzerne Paddel](../hoelzernes-Paddel/hoelzernes-Paddel.md) zu benutzen. + +... [ins Wasser](../ins-Wasser/ins-Wasser.md) zu springen und das Boot zu schieben. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/ruderboot.md b/german/ruderboot.md index 3f61c401bb..14704fff67 100644 --- a/german/ruderboot.md +++ b/german/ruderboot.md @@ -1,12 +1,20 @@ -Sie wachen von der Sonne geblendet auf und stellen ziemlich benommen fest, dass Sie allein +Sie wachen von der Sonne geblendet auf und stellen ziemlich benommen fest, dass Sie in einem Ruderboot auf einem grossen See treiben. Ihre Hose ist vollkommen durchnsst, und Sie bemerken, dass durch ein Loch in der Bootswand Wasser ins Boot dringt. +Die Situation ist eher unangenehm. + Werden Sie: -[Laut um Hilfe schreien](Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md)? +[Festellen, dass Sie doch kein Deutsch sprechen](../language.md) + +[Erschrocken prfen, ob das Smartphone noch in der Hosentasche ist...](Smartphone/smartphone.md) + +[Zunchst einmal die zwei Leichen aus dem Boot werfen?](Leichen/Leichen.md) + +[Laut um Hilfe schreien?](Hilfeschrei/Hilfeschrei.md) [Gefasst bleiben und ihre Kleidung ausziehen und aus dem Boot werfen?](gefasst-bleiben/gefasst-bleiben.md) @@ -19,3 +27,23 @@ Werden Sie: [Sie beschliessen fortan keinen Alkohol mehr zu trinken.](Alkohol/alkohol.md) [Versuchen, mit Ihrer Kleidung das Loch zu stopfen](Stopfen/stopfen.md) + +[Durchlcherte Bootwand einfach wegschneiden](wegschneiden/wegschneiden.md) + +[Handeln ist anstrengend. Warum nicht einfach abwarten was passiert?](abwarten/abwarten.md) + +[Sie spren einen hllischen Schmerz im Gesicht](Sonnenbrand/vor-sonne-schutzen.md) + +[Kopfber ins Wasser springen](Kopfsprung/Kopfsprung.md) + +[Ein Dorf aufsuchen um das Boot reparieren zu lassen. Eventuell gibt es dort einen Bootsbauer](Dorf/dorf.md) + +[Nase zuhalten und ins Wurstwasser springen](Wurstwasser/wurstwasser.md) + +[Strecken Ihre Rcken auf dem Wasser und beginnen zu singen](Singen/singen.md) + +[Zum fliegenden Spaghettimonster beten, damit sie ueberleben?](beten/beten.md) + +[Das MacGyver-Messer aus der Hosentasche zu holen und das Ruderboot zu einem U-Boot umbauen](MacGyver/uboot.md) + +[Das ist doch alles nur ein Traum, oder?](Traum/aufwachen.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/fluegel_freischneiden/fluegel_freischneiden.md b/german/schwimmen/fluegel_freischneiden/fluegel_freischneiden.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fbef6eca0b --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/fluegel_freischneiden/fluegel_freischneiden.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Dort hinten, an den Klippen aus scharfkantigen Felsen wird sich etwas finden lassen. +Dieser Stein ist perfekt. Endlich sind die Flügel frei. + +Erst einmal strecken und jetzt ... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/schwimmen/gefahr/gefahr.md b/german/schwimmen/gefahr/gefahr.md index 894da389d6..92a19bd516 100644 --- a/german/schwimmen/gefahr/gefahr.md +++ b/german/schwimmen/gefahr/gefahr.md @@ -1,5 +1,5 @@ Die Insel ist zwar klein, aber direkt am Strand befindet sich ein beinahe undurchdringlicher Wald. -[In den Wald gehen] (wald/wald.md) +[In den Wald gehen](wald/wald.md) -[Zurueck] (../schwimmen.md) +[Zurueck](../schwimmen.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/klettern/klettern.md b/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/klettern/klettern.md index 118bfbeaaf..de82c47454 100644 --- a/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/klettern/klettern.md +++ b/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/klettern/klettern.md @@ -2,5 +2,5 @@ Vom Adrenalinstoß mit großen Kräften versehen ziehen Sie sich elegant am dich Astwerk nach oben und verharren in einiger Höhe. Der Leopard folgt nicht. Nach einigen Minuten stillen Beobachtens verzieht er sich wieder ins Gehölz. -[zurück] (../../gefahr.md) +[zurück](../../gefahr.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/wald.md b/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/wald.md index 6b50618063..754e494976 100644 --- a/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/wald.md +++ b/german/schwimmen/gefahr/wald/wald.md @@ -5,6 +5,6 @@ Es ist schwül und Sie hören fremdartige Geräusche tropischer Tiere. Plötzlich knackt es dicht neben Ihnen im Unterholz. Ein Leopard blickt sprungbereit in Ihre Augen. -[Wegrennen] (flucht/flucht.md) +[Wegrennen](flucht/flucht.md) -[Auf einen Baum klettern] (klettern/klettern.md) +[Auf einen Baum klettern](klettern/klettern.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/hunger/bierkeller/bierkeller.md b/german/schwimmen/hunger/bierkeller/bierkeller.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8cabc6eec7 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/hunger/bierkeller/bierkeller.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Sie schwimmen zum schoenen fraenkischen Bierkeller am Rande des Ufers. Dort bestellen Sie sich erstmal +"a Seidla" und "a Kellerbladdn". Gestaerkt ueberlegen Sie sich was als naechstes zu tun ist. + +* Schwimmen sie zurück auf die [Insel](../../../schwimmen/insel/insel.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/hunger/hunger.md b/german/schwimmen/hunger/hunger.md index d9b6703625..6e8e1866aa 100644 --- a/german/schwimmen/hunger/hunger.md +++ b/german/schwimmen/hunger/hunger.md @@ -5,3 +5,5 @@ Also hin dort! [Moment mal - Kiosk?](momentmal/momentmal.md) [Renn so schnell wie möglich, damit du der erste bist.](rennen/rennen.md) + +[Wieso Kiosk? Ich nehme lieber den Bierkeller.] (bierkeller/bierkeller.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/momentmal.md b/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/momentmal.md index 21fc3610fa..89e7989300 100644 --- a/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/momentmal.md +++ b/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/momentmal.md @@ -3,3 +3,11 @@ merkst du, dass das ja gar kein Kiosk ist. Eher so eine Hütte, die du schon mal in irgendeiner Doku gesehen hast. Was war das doch gleich? Ach ja - Papua Neuguinea ... Eingeborene ... Kannibalen ... + +Du beschließt, doch besser woanders hinzugehen, aber plötzlich bist +du von einer Gruppe von kleinen, fast nackten Männern mit Speeren +umringt, die wild gestikulieren. + +Du wirst versuchen: [die Männer zu verstehen?](verstehen/verstehen.md) + +Du wirst versuchen: [dich zu verteidigen](verteidigen/verteidigen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/verstehen/verstehen.md b/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/verstehen/verstehen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8297f4fa24 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/verstehen/verstehen.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Der Leader der Männer hat dich mit Finger gezeigt, dann gleich + +eine Krone hoch gehoben und hingekniet. Sie wollen dich als ihr + +neuer König auf dem Thron sehen!! diff --git a/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/verteidigen/verteidigen.md b/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/verteidigen/verteidigen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0201f11529 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/hunger/momentmal/verteidigen/verteidigen.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Die Männer wedeln mit ihren Speeren, doch du hast die spirituelle Kraft von Unagi auf deiner Seite. +Du konzentrierst dich und nimmst Kampfhaltung ein, die Füße tänzelnd, die Hände flach wie Säbel. + +Die Männer sehen dich erschrocken an und weichen ein paar Schritte zurück. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_aussen/fragen/fragen.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_aussen/fragen/fragen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4fe62c2f27 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_aussen/fragen/fragen.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Du wendest dich dem lteren Herren zu, der etwas verlegen guckt, und nach einer Pause fragst du: Was +ist hier los, wie knnen Sie mich erwarten? Haben Sie mich hierher gebracht? +Dann denkst du, das kann doch nicht sein, ich bin doch selbst hier her geschwommen. Es kann doch gar +keiner wissen, wo ich lang schwimmen wrde. Eigentlich solltest du Angst haben, aber du fhlst dich +sicher, nur sehr verwirrt. Ein starkes Gefhl sagt dir, dass du hier richtig bist. +Ich wei was Sie denken, es geht jedem so. Antwortet der Herr. Die Insel gehrt zu unserer Tarnvor- +richtung, alles Andere wrde ich Ihnen gerne spter erklren. Wir haben Sie schon lange begleitet, +wir kennen Sie gut nun wird es Zeit, dass Sie auch uns kennen lernen. Bitte begleiten Sie mich. + +Du bist verwirrt aber gleichzeitig auch neugierig und +[folgst seiner Aufforderung ohne weitere Fragen.](../../fs_innen/fs_innen.md) + +[Zurck](../fs_aussen.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_aussen/fs_aussen.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_aussen/fs_aussen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8ce9f08acb --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_aussen/fs_aussen.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Du gehst langsam auf den Fahrstuhl zu. Aus dem Nichts heraus wird er sich ja wohl nicht materialisiert +haben... oder etwa doch? +Als du unmittelbar vor dem metallischen Rahmen der Fahrstuhltür stehst, fällt dir auf, daß allem Anschein nach +diese Erscheinung nur eine Vorderseite, aber keine Seitenwände hat, denn unmittelbar neben dem Rahmen kannst du +ein paar Meter in den Wald hineinschauen ohne die Seite oder gar die Rückwand des Aufzugs sehen zu können. + +Vorsichtig berührst du den Rahmen der linken Schiebetür: er ist solide und fühlt sich kühl und glattpoliert an. +Als du deine Hand wieder zurückziehst, streifst du unabsichtlich den Zweig eines mittelhohen Strauchs - oder +genauer gesagt: gleitet deine Hand vollkommen berührungslos durch eben diesen Zweig samt seiner Blätter hindurch... + +Offenbar ist dieser Strauch, ja ist der ganze Waldsaum nicht real, sonder eine Art Projektion. + +Du wendest dich dem älteren Herren zu um ihn zu fragen, was hier eigentlich passiert. [Fragen](./fragen/fragen.md) + +[Zurück](../insel.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/ausgang/ausgang.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/ausgang/ausgang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4a4a0aef04 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/ausgang/ausgang.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +Nichts passiert, die Tür bleibt offen. Du trittst ins Freie und stehst wieder am Strand der Insel, +vor dem Waldrand. +Als du dich umdrehst, um deinen Begleiter zu fragen worum es hier eigentlich geht, ist er mitsamt dem +Fahrstuhl verschwunden. + +Und was nun? + +Man sollte ... + +... nach etwas Eßbarem suchen, denn so allmählich macht sich [Hunger](../../../hunger/hunger.md) bemerkbar. + +... ein sicheres Lager aufbauen, denn wer weiß schon welche [Gefahren](../../../gefahr/gefahr.md) auf einer + Insel lauern. + +... sich erst einmal auf der [Insel](../../../insel/insel.md) umschauen. + +... besser [zurück](../../../../ruderboot.md) zum Boot schwimmen. + diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/ebene23/ebene23.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/ebene23/ebene23.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..90044687af --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/ebene23/ebene23.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +Der Fahrstuhl hält mit einem gedämpften Ruck. + +Die Fahrstuhltür gleitet mit einem eleganten, leise seufzenden Geräusch auf und gibt den Blick frei +auf einen hell erleuchteten Raum mit hohen Wänden. + +Die Wände, die Decke und der Boden sind von mattem Weiß, nirgends ist eine Lichtquelle zu sehen, aber +dennoch ist der saalartige Raum hell - das Licht scheint von der Decke und den Wänden selbst auszugehen. + +Die Größe des Raums ist schwer abzuschätzen, er wird vielleicht zwanzig Meter lang und breit sein, vielleicht +sechs Meter hoch. +Er hat weder Fenster noch Türen und ist vollständig leer, bis auf eine etwa einen Meter hohe zylindrische Säule +in der Mitte. Auf dieser Säule steht - oder besser gesagt: in geringem Abstand über ihr schwebt - ein sphärisches, +semitransparentes Objekt mit einem Durchmesser von vielleicht 50 Zentimetern. Diese Kugel emittiert ein +changierendes, bläulich-grünes Licht, und etwas in ihrem Inneren scheint sich zu bewegen. + +"Nun, wir sind froh, daß Sie wirklich gekommen sind!" reißt dich der ältere Herr aus deiner Betrachtung. diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/fs_innen.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/fs_innen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ab6c6f3209 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/fs_innen.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Der freundliche Herr läßt dir den Vortritt, und nacheinander betretet ihr die Fahrstuhlkabine. + +Es ist ein unauffälliger, ganz gewöhnlicher Fahrstuhl. Die Wände sind mit polierten Aluminiumpaneelen +verkleidet, die Decke besteht aus einer schachbrettartig gekachelten Fläche von grauen und weißen Lochplatten, +und der Boden ist mit hellgrau-weiß gemustertem PVC ausgelegt. Aus einem in die Wand eingelassenen Lautsprecher +spielt leise die übliche belanglose, aber beruhigende Fahrstuhlmusik. + +In Brusthöhe neben dem rechten Schiebetürflügel ist ein Bedienpaneel mit drei schwarzen +Druckknöpfen angebracht. Sie sind beschriftet mit: + +[Ausgang Insel](./ausgang/ausgang.md) + +[Ebene 23](./ebene23/ebene23.md) + +[Service](./service/service.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/service/service.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/service/service.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e549f3efbc --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/fs_innen/service/service.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Ein heller Gong ertönt, und eine freundliche Frauenstimme meldet sich aus dem Lautsprecher und fragt, was sie +für dich tun kann. Du bist im ersten Moment etwas überrascht, und überlegst, was du eigentlich wollen solltest. + +Dann antwortest du: "Ich hätte eigentlich ganz gern ein kühles Altbier!". +Im nächsten Moment öffnet sich mit einem leisen, metallischen Knackgeräusch eine kleine Luke in der rückseitigen +Fahrstuhlwand. Diese war dir noch gar nicht aufgefallen. Hinter der Luke befindet sich eine kleine Aussparung, +und dort steht auf einem Tablett tatsächlich ein schönes, offensichtlich gekühltes Bier. + +Du greifst das Bier und während des Trinkens verlierst du dich in dem erfrischenden Geschmack. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/insel.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/insel.md index d1f901c220..1ecc633eca 100644 --- a/german/schwimmen/insel/insel.md +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/insel.md @@ -1,2 +1,28 @@ In der Umgebung des Strandes ist die Insel so dicht bewachsen, dass es keinen Weg durchs Unterholz zu geben scheint. + +Ratlos setzt du dich also auf einen größeren, flachen Felsen und blickst auf die glitzernde, nur leicht +gekräuselte Wasserfläche. Eine sanfte, warme Brise weht, die Wellen spielen um die kleinen Kiesel am Sandstrand +und die Natur erscheint ruhig und friedlich. +Du wirst mit einem Mal ganz schläfrig, und die Augenlieder werden schwer, als hinter dir plötzlich +jemand hüstelt: +"Ahm, Verzeihung, aber wir warten schon eine geraume Weile auf Sie!". Du springst ruckartig auf, fährst herum +und bist schlagartig hellwach. Dort, unmittelbar am Waldrand, hat sich die Tür eines Fahrstuhls geöffnet +(richtig, ein Fahrstuhl!) und direkt davor steht ein distinguiert aussehender, vornehm gekleideter und schon +etwas älterer Herr. + +Er lächelt dich etwas verlegen an und streckt auffordernd den Arm aus: "Kommen Sie, kommen Sie nur! Sie werden +sehnsüchtig erwartet". + +Du bist verwirrt aber gleichzeitig auch neugierig und +[folgst seiner Aufforderung ohne weitere Fragen.](./fs_innen/fs_innen.md) + +Du fragst dich, wo in aller Welt dieser Fahrstuhl auf einmal herkommen konnte und gehst - unhöflicherweise - +an dem Mann vorbei zum Fahrstuhl, [um diesen näher in Augenschein zu nehmen.](./fs_aussen/fs_aussen.md) + +Du hast ganz offensichtlich Halluzinationen, vermutlich aufgrund einer Kombination aus Erschöpfung, Dehydrierung +und des intensiven Sonnenlichts. Daher beschließt Du, dich erst einmal im Halbschatten des Waldsaumes für eine Weile +[schlafen zu legen.](./schlafen/schlafen.md) + +Hier stimmt definitiv etwas ganz und gar nicht. Daher entscheidest du dich, +besser [zum Ruderboot zurückzuschwimmen.](../schwimmen.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/insel/schlafen/schlafen.md b/german/schwimmen/insel/schlafen/schlafen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a0dfd47d84 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/insel/schlafen/schlafen.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Du entfernst dich eilig vom Ort des Geschehens, suchst dir einen etwas geschützteren Platz im Halbschatten +zwischen zwei größeren Bäumen und ignorierst das eben erlebte trotzig. + +Schon bald nachdem du dich hingelegt hast, übermannt dich die Müdigkeit, und du gleitest in einen tiefen, +traumlosen Schlaf. diff --git a/german/schwimmen/schwimmen.md b/german/schwimmen/schwimmen.md index 7956be9d20..f1ee029cd5 100644 --- a/german/schwimmen/schwimmen.md +++ b/german/schwimmen/schwimmen.md @@ -4,6 +4,10 @@ Sie erreichen Sie mit letzter Kraft und erholen sich erst einmal am Strand. Doch Man sollte ... +... etwas scharfes finden, vielleicht einen Stein, +und diese Fischerleine aus den Flügeln kriegen. +[Flügel](fluegel_freischneiden/fluegel_freischneiden.md) + ... was zu Essen suchen, denn nach dem Schwimmen hat man immer Hunger [Hunger](hunger/hunger.md) @@ -14,4 +18,6 @@ Man sollte ... ... sich erst einmal auf der Insel umschauen und dann entscheiden wie es weiter geht. [Insel](insel/insel.md) +... dem Klang des rythmischen Trommelschlages folgen.[Trommeln](trommeln/trommeln.md) + [Zurück](../ruderboot.md) diff --git a/german/schwimmen/trommeln/trommeln.md b/german/schwimmen/trommeln/trommeln.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6c0d89c8ed --- /dev/null +++ b/german/schwimmen/trommeln/trommeln.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Der rythmische Trommelklang hat die gestrandeten angelockt. + +Sie tapsen durch den Sand, schlagen sich durch die Büsche während die dumpfen Klänge lauter werden. + +Wilder Gesang einer fremden Sprache schallt ihnen entgegen. + +Als sie die letzten Steine vorsichtig erklommen sind, bietet sich ihnen ein unglaublicher Anblick! + +... doch die gehen wieder zurück zum [Strand](../schwimmen.md) von dem sie kamen diff --git a/german/suchen/suchen.md b/german/suchen/suchen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1ceda5683e --- /dev/null +++ b/german/suchen/suchen.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Ich suche im Boot herum und entdecke einen alten Ordner, den ich als Paddel benutzen kann. + +Was mache ich jetzt? + +1. Ich fange an damit zu paddeln.] (../paddeln/paddeln.md) + +2. Ich werfe den Ordner ueberbord, denn es ist zuviel Arbeit zu paddeln. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/wegschneiden/ausziehen/ausziehen.md b/german/wegschneiden/ausziehen/ausziehen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..166051f34f --- /dev/null +++ b/german/wegschneiden/ausziehen/ausziehen.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Sie stehen nun nackt vor ihren durchnssten Sachen und ihren gefunden Utensilien. + +Pltzlich wissen Sie was zu tun ist! +Sie nehmen die Kleider und versuchen damit das Bootsloch mit dem Hammer und den Ngeln zu flicken.... +Doch da Sie WebDeveloper sind, glnzen Sie nur so vor Unfhigkeit im Umgang mit allem was keine Tastatur ist +und Sie zerstren das komplette Boot. + +Was tun Sie? + +[Ein runde gemtlich Schwimmen](schwimmen/schwimmen.md) + +[Aus dem Traum aufwachen und Oktoberfest besuchen](../../Oktoberfest/oktoberfest.md) + +[Aus dem Boot springen und nach Norden schwimmen?](../../schwimmen/schwimmen.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/wegschneiden/ausziehen/schwimmen/schwimmen.md b/german/wegschneiden/ausziehen/schwimmen/schwimmen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fbca6c96a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/wegschneiden/ausziehen/schwimmen/schwimmen.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Sie schwimmen eine gemtliche Runde im Wasser, bis sie Feststellen, +dass ihre WebDeveloper Hnde zu nichts zu gebrauchen sind. + +Nach ca. 5,2 Sekunden sinken Sie langsam aber sicher unter die Wasseroberflche zu Boden. + +Instiktiv und mit letzter Kraft, strecken Sie Ihre Beine nach unten und begreifen das Sie hier auch stehen knnen. +Doch Sie sind komplett dehydriert und fallen in Ohnmacht. + +Das letzte was Sie noch wahrnehmen, ist ihr selbst programmierter Handwerker-Roboter der auf sie zuschwimmt +und hohe Pieptne von sich gibt. + +[101011100101110](../../../ruderboot.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/german/wegschneiden/wegschneiden.md b/german/wegschneiden/wegschneiden.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4e926e45a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/german/wegschneiden/wegschneiden.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Sie suchen nach einer Säge im Boot und tatsächlich finden sie auch etwas... +Doch es ist keine Säge sondern ein Hammer mit einer Schachtel voll Nägel. +Da kommt ihnen eine tolle Idee. + +[Ausziehen, denn nackt kann man besser denken!](ausziehen/ausziehen.md) diff --git a/greek/fill_water_tank/fill_water_tank.md b/greek/fill_water_tank/fill_water_tank.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc8836e3da --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/fill_water_tank/fill_water_tank.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Τα λαχταριστά ζαχαρωτά είναι φτιαγμένα από ... ζάχαρη! + +Γεμίζεις μια λεκάνη νερό κι αρχίζεις να τα ρίχνεις γρήγορα μέσα. + +Θα προλάβεις να τα ρίξεις όλα μέσα να λιώσουν χωρίς να σε φάνε; \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/frozen_marshmallow/frozen-marshmallow.md b/greek/frozen_marshmallow/frozen-marshmallow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..262ea36502 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/frozen_marshmallow/frozen-marshmallow.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Εμφανίζεται ο Marshmallow από το Frozen. +Ουρλιάζει "Δε θα φας τον αδερφό μου!" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/marshmallow.md b/greek/marshmallow.md index 15f6fa80fa..d8185e6376 100644 --- a/greek/marshmallow.md +++ b/greek/marshmallow.md @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ -Ένα πρωινό, ξυπνάς μέσα σε ένα παράξενο δωμάτιο με ζαχαρωτά για τοίχους. +Ένα πρωινό, ξυπνάς μέσα σε ένα παράξενο δωμάτιο με ζαχαρωτά για τοίχους. -Υπάρχουν άπειρα ζαχαρωτά και φαίνονται πεντανόστημα. +Υπάρχουν άπειρα ζαχαρωτά και φαίνονται πεντανόστιμα. Σιγά σιγά συνειδητοποιείς ότι φοράς μία άβολη και ενοχλητική ζακέτα κατασκευασμένη από δέρμα. @@ -12,10 +12,24 @@ Ξαφνικά συνειδητοποιείς ότι το ζαχαρωτό έχει αυτογνωσία! -Συγκράτησε την εικόνα του ζαχαρωτού και ... +Και εκει που δεν το περιμενεις ετοιμαζεται να σου μιλησει... -Κάνεις: +Συγκράτησε την εικόνα του ζαχαρωτού και ... [Βγάζεις την κάλτσα σου](put_socks_off/put-socks-off.md) [Παίρνεις το πιρούνι](take_the_fork/take-the-fork.md) + +[Προσφέρεις στο ζαχαρωτό τσιγάρο](offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar.md) + +[Πιάνεις το σχοινί](use_the_rope/use_the_rope.md) + +[Βλέπεις... τον Marshmallow από το Frozen](frozen_marshmallow/frozen-marshmallow.md) + +Τελικά συνειδητοποιείς ότι ο Stay Puft Marshmallow Man από το Ghostbusters ήταν στη πραγματικότητα το +ζαχαρωτό και σε πιάνει τρόμος ... +μπου α χα χα... + +Όμως, μέσα στον πανικό σου, σου έρχεται στο μυαλό μια ιδέα. + +[Γεμίζεις μια λεκάνη με νερό](fill_water_tank/fill_water_tank.md) diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/cool/cool.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/cool/cool.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ad591a6337 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/cool/cool.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Αρχίζεις και αναρωτιέσαι μήπως το έχεις παρακάνει με το κάπνισμα και είναι καιρός να το κόψεις. +Από τον ζαχαρωτό σου φίλο δεν έχουν μείνει και πολλά. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/intimacy.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/intimacy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..036b0de4ff --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/intimacy.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Το σκεφτεσαι περισσοτερο αναβωντας ακομα ένα τσιγαρο. +Το ζαχαρωτο χερι εχει πνιγει στους καπνους αλλα πλεον δεν σε νοιαζει. +Εισαι οικειος μαζι του αφου εχουν περασει πεντε ολοκληρα λεπτα από τοτε που γνωριστηκατε. +Σιγά σιγά, αρχίζεις και ξύνεις και καμιά μασχάλη αφού σχεδόν γίνατε και κολλητάρια. +Το ζαχαρωτό αρχίζει και ιδρώνει με την κλεισούρα που έχεις δημιουργήσει και αρχίζει να λιώνει. +Ξαφνικά βλέπεις να ξεπροβάλει ένα κουτί από μέσα του. + +[Αρχίζεις και γελάς δείχνοντας το ζαχαρωτό σου φίλο](laughter/laughter.md) + +[Του κουλ φορ σκουλ, ανάβεις άλλο ένα τσιγάρο](cool/cool.md) + +[Αρπάζεις το κουτί με βία και το ανοίγεις](open/open.md) + diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/laughter/laughter.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/laughter/laughter.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb8a8573b0 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/laughter/laughter.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Νιώθεις ότι ξαναγύρισες στην 6η δημοτικού με την συμπεριφορά σου. +Δεν πειράζει όμως το ευχαριστιέσαι. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/open/open.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/open/open.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c167228f58 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/intimacy/open/open.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Από το κουτί εκπεμπεται ένα κύμα μαγικής ενέργειας. +Όταν το άνοιξες σε τύφλωσε το φως που βγληκε από μέσα diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7493006509 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Βγάζεις το πακέτο σου και προσφέρεις στο σαστισμένο χέρι τσιγάρο. +Τεντώνει όλα τα δάχτυλα του και καταλαβαίνεις ότι έχει εκπλαγεί. Γελάς +δυνατά και του λες περιπαικτικά ότι ακόμη και σ'ένα δωμάτιο από ζαχαρωτά, +υπάρχει ένας αγενής Έλληνας καπνιστής.' + +Αφου καπνίσεις το τσιγάρο που το ζαχαρωτό χέρι αρνήθηκε σκέφτεσαι +πως είναι ώρα να βγεις από εκεί. Πόρτα δεν υπάρχει οπότε πρέπει +να χρησιμοποιήσεις κάτι από αυτά που έχεις. Τι κάνεις; + +[Ανάβεις τον αναπτήρα](set_it_on_fire/set_it_on_fire.md) + +[Ανάβεις ακόμη ένα τσιγάρο](intimacy/intimacy.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/brave_guy/brave_guy.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/brave_guy/brave_guy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..351d742f56 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/brave_guy/brave_guy.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Δεν τα παρατάς. Σε διακρίνει γενναιότητα και τόλμη. +Δένεις το σχοινί στον τοίχο, το πετάς +στο κενό απο την τρύπα που άνοιξες και προσπαθείς να κατέβεις το κενό. +Ξαφνικά ο αισθάνεσαι κάτι στα πόδια σου. + +Τελικά ο πάτος ήταν πιο ψήλα από ότι φαινόταν. Μόλις πατάς τα πόδια σου +κάτω ξανά 'ναβεις τον αναπτήρα και βλέπεις παντού γύρο σου ζόμπι. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/set_it_on_fire.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/set_it_on_fire.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8b45e5fdf7 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/set_it_on_fire.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Ανάβεις τον αναπτήρα, ψήνεις το χέρι και το τρως. +Συνεχίζεις με τους τοίχους μέχρι που δημιουργείς ένα άνοιγμα +που σε χωράει. + +Και τώρα; Βγάζεις το κεφάλι από το άνοιγμα και αυτό που +αντικρύζεις είναι τόσο φρικιαστικό που θέλεις να ξαναμπείς μέσα +και να κλείσεις το άνοιγμα για πάντα. + +Όμως το άνοιγμα δεν κλείνει. + +Τι κάνεις; + +[Χριστέ μου! Τι είναι αυτό; Δεν βγαίνω με τίποτα απο δώ!](stay_inside/stay_inside.md) + +[Μπορώ να τα καταφέρω! Είναι ο μόνος τρόπος για να βγώ απο εδώ!](brave_guy/brave_guy.md) diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/collaborate_to_take_it_down/collaborate_to_take_it_down.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/collaborate_to_take_it_down/collaborate_to_take_it_down.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8684294a2b --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/collaborate_to_take_it_down/collaborate_to_take_it_down.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Μάγκες μου, αυτό που είδα εκεί μέσα, ξεπερνάει κάθε σατανική φαντασία. +Από την άλλη όμως αυτό το δωμάτιο στο οποίο βρισκόμαστε είναι άρρωστο και πρέπει να φύγουμε από εδώ πάση θυσία. +Προτείνω να κάνουμε ένα ντου όλοι μαζί μπας και το τρομάξουμε. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/kill_everyone_else/kill_everyone_else.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/kill_everyone_else/kill_everyone_else.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..792c538c57 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/kill_everyone_else/kill_everyone_else.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Αφού έχουν πεθάνει όλοι, κάθεσαι μέσα στα αίματα βαριανασαίνοντας και σκέφτεσαι τη μαλακία που έκανες. +Τώρα είσαι μόνος σου και δεν έχεις κανένα να σε βοηθήσει να σκοτώσετε το τέρας στο επόμενο δωμάτιο. +Βγάζεις το πακέτο με τα τσιγάρα και βλέπεις ότι σου έχει μείνει μόνο ένα... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/stay_inside.md b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/stay_inside.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3149dbb295 --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/set_it_on_fire/stay_inside/stay_inside.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Το θέαμα που αντίκρισες ήταν τόσο φρικιαστίκο που δεν άντεξες και +αποφασίζεις να μείνεις μέσα. Καθώς προσπαθείς να βγάλεις το +κεφάλι σου απο την στενή τρύπα στον τοίχο νιώθεις ένα χέρι να σε +πιάνει απο το πόδι και αμέσως πετάγεσε στο πίσω μέρος του δωματίου. +Ελαφρώς ζαλισμένος και με ελαφριά θολή όραση απο το βίαιο ταρακούνημα +αντιλαμβάνεσαι οτι στο δωμάτιο βρίσκονται και άλλοι σαν εσένα. + +Τι κάνεις; + +[Αποφασίζεις να μοιραστείς αυτό που είδες με τους άλλους.](collaborate_to_take_it_down/collaborate_to_take_it_down.md) + +[Από την παράνοιά σου, επιτίθεσαι σε όλους.](kill_everyone_else/kill_everyone_else.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/pray/pray.md b/greek/pray/pray.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a8714bc4bc --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/pray/pray.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Κάνεις το σταυρό σου και προσπαθείς να θυμηθείς ό,τι προσευχή σου είχε +μάθει η γιαγιά όταν ήσουν τριών μήπως και σωθείς. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/put_socks_off/put-socks-off.md b/greek/put_socks_off/put-socks-off.md index cc8b99fc91..ca4c1bc8a4 100644 --- a/greek/put_socks_off/put-socks-off.md +++ b/greek/put_socks_off/put-socks-off.md @@ -1,5 +1,11 @@ -Θέλεις να τεστάρεις το ζαχαρωτό. Για τί είναι ικανό? Διαθέτει -άραγε παρόμοια αισθητήρια όπως και εσύ? Βλέπει, ακούει, μυρίζει? -Ας δούμε λοιπόν πως αντιδράει στην μοχθηρή μυρωδιά μιας χιλιο- -φορεμένης καλτσας... +Θέλεις να τεστάρεις το ζαχαρωτό. Για τί είναι ικανό; Διαθέτει +άραγε παρόμοια αισθητήρια όπως και εσύ; Βλέπει, ακούει, μυρίζει; +Ας δούμε λοιπόν πως αντιδράει στην μοχθηρή μυρωδιά μιας +χιλιο-φορεμένης καλτσας... +... ίσως το ζαχαρωτό να αρχίσει να δακρύζει. Τι θα μας έδειχνε αυτό; +Ποιος ξέρει, ενδεχομένως να άρχιζε το φτάρνισμα. +Ή ακόμα χειρότερα το βήχα... +[Παίρνεις το πιρούνι](../take_the_fork/take-the-fork.md) + +[Προσφέρεις στο ζαχαρωτό τσιγάρο](../offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/take_the_fork/light-fire/light-fire.md b/greek/take_the_fork/light-fire/light-fire.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fe9d36154f --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/take_the_fork/light-fire/light-fire.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Τι έκπληξη! Απ'ότι φαίνεται στα ζαχαρωτά αρέσει η φωτιά. + +Μετά από ένα σύντομο συμβούλιο, σου προτείνουν μια συμφωνία: + +Αν κρατήσεις τον αναπτήρα αναμμένο, θα συγχωρέσουν το έγκλημά σου. + +Διαφορετικά, θα πέσουν όλα πάνω σου να σε πνίξουν, μέχρι να γίνεις + +κι εσύ ζαχαρωτό, και να αντικαταστήσεις τον χαμένο φίλο τους. + +Δέχεσαι την δημοκρατική τους απόφαση, ελπίζοντας πως ο αναπτήρας + +δε θα σβήσει σύντομα... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/take_the_fork/take-the-fork.md b/greek/take_the_fork/take-the-fork.md index 563077fa43..c31e122251 100644 --- a/greek/take_the_fork/take-the-fork.md +++ b/greek/take_the_fork/take-the-fork.md @@ -1 +1,11 @@ Παίρνεις το πιρούνι και τρως το ζαχαρωτό, αφού δεν μπορούσες να αντισταθείς σε μια τέτοια λιχουδιά! + +Μεγάλο λάθος, λαίμαργο παρείσακτο πλάσμα. + +Τα υπόλοιπα ζαχαρωτά εξαγριώνονται που καταβρόχθισες τον φίλο τους, και ετοιμάζονται για επίθεση! + +Εσύ, πανικόβλητος ... + +[Βγάζεις την κάλτσα σου](../put_socks_off/put-socks-off.md) + +[Ανάβεις τον αναπτήρα](light-fire/light-fire.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/greek/use_the_rope/use_the_rope.md b/greek/use_the_rope/use_the_rope.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a7df1a055f --- /dev/null +++ b/greek/use_the_rope/use_the_rope.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Παίρνεις την μια άκρη από το σχοινί και το τυλίγεις στη μέση σου. + +Κάνεις ένα κόμπο και δοκιμάζεις να δεις ότι είναι σταθερά δεμένο πάνω σου + +Τραβάς την το υπόλοιπο για να βρεις την άλλη άκρη και διαπιστώνεις ότι το υπόλοιπο σχοινί έρχεται μέσα από το ζαχαρωτό. + +Αναφωνείς: "Τι στο καλό"; Τρομάζεις τόσο που... + +[Βγάζεις την κάλτσα σου](../put_socks_off/put-socks-off.md) + +[Παίρνεις το πιρούνι](../take_the_fork/take-the-fork.md) + +[Προσφέρεις στο ζαχαρωτό τσιγάρο](../offer_marshmallow_a_cigar/offer_marshmallow_a_cigar.md) + +[Προσεύχεσαι](../pray/pray.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hebrew/bar/bar.md b/hebrew/bar/bar.md index cfc6b07963..52eddaaea4 100644 --- a/hebrew/bar/bar.md +++ b/hebrew/bar/bar.md @@ -7,4 +7,13 @@ עישנת לעצמך איזה ג'וינט טוב. -מה עכשיו? \ No newline at end of file +מה עכשיו? + +[יורד למטה לאכול פלאפל?](falafel/falafel.md) + +[יורד למטה לשתות בירה טובה בבר למטה?](beer/beer.md) + +[מזמין פיצה?](pizza/pizza.md) + +[ממשיך לדירה של גל גדות](gal/gal.md) + diff --git a/hebrew/bar/beer/beer.md b/hebrew/bar/beer/beer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2c0e7027b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/bar/beer/beer.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +אתה הולך בדרכך לבר ועוברת לידך חבורה של 3 בנות חמודות שמצחקקות להן בהנאה ומחפשות איפה לבלות. +הן פונות אליך ושואלות אם אתה מכיר בר טוב בסביבה. +אתה עונה להן שכן ואתה בדרך לשם אז הן מבקשות להצטרף אליך. + +מסתבר שיש בבר האהוב עליך מסיבת השקה לבר ולכן יש מבצעים רבים כמו צ'ייסרים חינם על כל בירה וכו'. + +בגלל העומס באנשים לא היה מקום לשבת אבל בגלל שהמארחת מתה עליך היא סידרה לך לעקוף את התור ולשבת איפה שהתפנה בדיוק כשהגעתם. + +אחרי שהמארחת נתנה לכם את השולחן היא השאירה לך מספר טלפון שלה על השולחן עם לב. +הפתק של המארחת הלהיב את הבנות שאיתך מה שגרם להן רק לרצות אותך יותר. + +בינתיים הזמנתם, הבירה והצ'ייסרים הגיעו והבנות עשו תחרות שתייה ביניהן כשאתה שופט. + +גם אתה לא היית מרוכז ב-100% אז לא הצלחת לעקוב אחרי הכמויות והבנות החליטו שאתה ניצחת כי אתה כל-כך סקסי. + +לאט לאט כולכם נהנים לכם על השולחן כמו מלכים. +אבל הבנות בלי ששמת לב כבר לא מצליחות לדבר אחת עם השניה מרב אלכוהול. +הבר מתחיל להיסגר והמארחת כבר השתחררה. + +אתה מזמין אותה לשבת איתך לשתות משהו ולהירגע? + +לוקח את הבנות אליך לדירה להשכיב אותן לישון? + +[מתקשר להורים של הבנות מהטלפון שלהן?](phone/parents.md) diff --git a/hebrew/bar/beer/phone/parents.md b/hebrew/bar/beer/phone/parents.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..677d57ad4f --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/bar/beer/phone/parents.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +בוא'נה אחי אתה סחי מת! + +לך תעשן כמה שאכטות זה יסדר לך את הראש ותחזור ל[עמוד הקודם](../beer.md) תחשוב על מה שעשית כאן. diff --git a/hebrew/bar/falafel/falafel.md b/hebrew/bar/falafel/falafel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1e22ea77c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/bar/falafel/falafel.md @@ -0,0 +1,33 @@ +אתה מזמין את הפלאפל שלך ואתה רואה שהורידו את המחיר ל-15 שקלים במקום 20. +בעל הבית זיהה אותך אז הוא נתן לך עוד הנחת חבר של 5 שקלים. + +אתה מתיישב לאכול, אוכל יחד עם בעל הבית כשהוא מעשן פייסל ונותן לך שאכטות תוך כדי האוכל בשביל שתישאר במאנצ'. + +אתה מתחיל להיות בשלבי סיום ומגיעה לאכול פלאפל במקרה ידידה שלך מהתיכון שלא ראית מלא זמן. +היא הייתה נראית טוב אז אבל היא הראית יותר טוב עכשיו כי היא עשתה ניתוח להגדלת חזה. +תמיד רצית אבל אף פעם היא לא ידעה את זה. היא מזהה אותך ומצטרפת אליך לשולחן. + +בעל הבית עזב את השולחן בשביל להשאיר אתכם לבד ואתם מדברים ואוכלים, אתה כבר במנה השנייה. + +אתה מזמין אותה אליך לדירה לכוס יין טוב ואולי להפיל ראש נחמד מפוצץ אבקנים. + +כבר בחדר מדרגות היא לא יכולה להוציא לך את היד מהמכנסיים אפילו שאתה מפציר בה שכל השכנים יראו. + +מקומה 2 יוצאת בדיוק אחת השכנות שהיא גרושה בת 35 עם ציצי ענק וכוס רחב - בקיצור milf. + +אתה מזמין את השכנה אליך גם בשביל כוס יין טוב והיא מצטרפת. + +אתם נכנסים לדירה ואיזה יין ואיזה בטיח.. +הידידה מהתיכון כבר מוצצת את הזין שלך כמו סוכריה כשהשכנה עוזרת לה ונותנת לה עצות תוך כדי. +הן היו מצוינות אבל לא הצליחו לגרום לך לגמור כי כבר היה לך חוויה דומה עם בר רפאלי. + +אתם עושים הפסקה להפיל ראש והשכנה מעשנת פייסל בפעם הראשונה בחיים. + - איזו גאווה זו לשכנע מישהו שבחיים לא עישן לעשן ירוק בפעם הראשונה? + +הידידה שלך הפילה ראש מפוצץ אבקנים והיא לא יכולה לזוז בכלל. + +מה אתה עושה? + +מפיל עוד ראש וחושב מה לעשות? + +מזיין אותה יחד עם השכנה וישן עם שתיהן במיטה? diff --git a/hebrew/bar/gal/gal.md b/hebrew/bar/gal/gal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7e4fab2a59 --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/bar/gal/gal.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +אתה מגיע לדירה של גל פותח את הדלת +ורואה שסופרמן הקדים אותך והוא כבר שם \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hebrew/bar/pizza/pizza.md b/hebrew/bar/pizza/pizza.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6b3636c294 --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/bar/pizza/pizza.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +אתה מרים את הטלפון ועונה לך הפקידת קבלה. +אתה אומר לה מה אתה רוצה והיא אומרת לך שזה יגיע תוך חצי שעה. +אז בינתיים היא אומרת שהיא מסיימת את המשמרת ואתה נשמע לה בחור מאוד מעניין ושרמנטי אז היא תשמח לפגוש אותך. +קבעתם אצלך בדירה כשהיא תבוא עם הפיצה בעוד שלושת-רבעי שעה. + +אתה מגלה שהפקידה ושמה דנה היא תלמידת תיכון בת 15 וחצי. + +מה אתה עושה? +יש בינכם פער גילים גדול למדי והיא קטינה אז זה לא חוקי זה עלול לסבך אותך. + +אתה מסביר לה בכובד ראש שזה לא בסדר ושתמצא מישהו בגילה? + +או שאתה מזיין אותה בכל זאת? diff --git a/hebrew/marshmallow.md b/hebrew/marshmallow.md index ce7ac73155..852fb7f266 100644 --- a/hebrew/marshmallow.md +++ b/hebrew/marshmallow.md @@ -7,3 +7,9 @@ [תזיין את בר רפאלי](bar/bar.md) [תזיין את אחותך](sister/your-sister.md) + +[אתה קורא את מה שכתוב, יוצא מההלם, ומחפש אופציה שפויה](sane-option/fresh-start.md) + +[אתה מבין שלזיין את בר רפאלי זאת בעצם אופציה מאוד שפוייה](bar/bar.md) + +[אתה נגעל ממה שאתה קורא פה, ורוצה הרפתקאה אמיתית.](shame-on-you/Adventure.md) diff --git a/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/PassingThroughTheDoor/PassingThroughTheDoor.md b/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/PassingThroughTheDoor/PassingThroughTheDoor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c4a2cb3dab --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/PassingThroughTheDoor/PassingThroughTheDoor.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +אתה נכנס פנימה ומגלה חדר מלא במטבעות זהב כשבמרכז החדר כספת ענקית diff --git a/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/eating.md b/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/eating.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..df284752a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/eating.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +אחרי שאכלת חלק מהמרשמלו אתה מגלה שמאחורי המרשמלו באחד הקירות יש דלת סתרים, אתה דוחף + +אותה קלות ורואה שמבפנים בוקע אור חזק... + +[ממשיך לאכול] (keepEating/keepEating.md) + +[עובר דרך הדלת] (PassingThroughTheDoor/PassingThroughTheDoor.md) + diff --git a/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/keepEating/keepEating.md b/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/keepEating/keepEating.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..838c2fe74d --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/sane-option/eating_marshmelow/keepEating/keepEating.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +בזמן שאתה ממשיך לאכול להנאתך אתה פתאום שומע קולות מעבר לקיר \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hebrew/sane-option/fresh-start.md b/hebrew/sane-option/fresh-start.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f10b940df5 --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/sane-option/fresh-start.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +אתה מתעורר בבוקר, ורואה קירות עשויים ממרשמלו. + +ברגע הראשון, לא ברור לך מה לעשות, אבל אתה מתעשת ומחליט לעשות משהו. + +[מתחיל לאכול את הקירות](eating_marshmelow/eating.md) + +[בורח מהבית](run2street/run2street.md) diff --git a/hebrew/sane-option/run2street/run2street.md b/hebrew/sane-option/run2street/run2street.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..184dc0fbd9 --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/sane-option/run2street/run2street.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +אתה יוצא לרחוב ומגלה שכל השכונה נהפכה להיות עשויה ממתמקים +הבניין השכן עשוי מסוכריות +וזה שאחריו משוקולד, שכבל החל להינמס בחום היום... + diff --git a/hebrew/shame-on-you/Adventure.md b/hebrew/shame-on-you/Adventure.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..47c58cb01c --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/shame-on-you/Adventure.md @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +ראלוף: היי, אתה. סוף סוף התעוררת. ניסית לעבור את הגבול נכון? +הלכת ישר לתוך המארב האימפרלי הזה, בדיוק כמונו, וכמו הגנב הזה שם. + +לוקיר: תקוללו סטורמקלאוקס. סקיירים הייתה במצב מצויין לפני שאתם הגעתם. +האימפריה הייתה כה נחמדה ועצלנית. +אם הם לא היו מחפשים אתכם, הייתי יכול לגנוב את הסוס ההוא +ולהיות כבר באמצע הדרך אל האמרפל. היי אתה! אני ואתה - אנחנו לא צריכים להיות כאן. אלה הסטורמקלואקס שהאימפריה רוצה. + +ראלוף: כולנו אחים ואחיות בשלשלאות עכשיו, גנב. + +חייל אימפריאלי: תשתקו שם מאחורה! + +[לוקיר מסתכל על האיש עם הפה החסום לידך] +לוקיר: ומה הבעיה שלו? + +ראלוף: תזהר עם מה שאתה אומר! אתה מדבר אל אולפריק סטורמקלאוק, המלך האמיתי של סקיירים. + +לוקיר: אולפריק? השליט של ווינדהלם? אתה המנהיג של המרד. אך אם הם תפסו אותך... או אלוהים, לאן הם לוקחים אותנו? + +ראלוף: איני יודע לאן אנו הולכים, אך גן העדן מחכה. + +לוקיר: לא, זה לא יכול לקרות. זה לא קורה. + +ראלוף: היי, מאיפה אתה, גנב סוסים? + +לוקיר: למה שלך יהיה אכפת? + +ראלוף: המחשבות האחרונות של נורד צריכות להיות על הבית. + +לוקיר: רוריקסטד. אני.... אני מרוריקסטד + +[הם מתקרבים לכפר בשם הלגן. חייל מדבר עם המרכבה הראשונה בשורה.] +חייל אימפריאלי: האלוף טוליוס, המפקד! המוציא להורג מחכה! + +האלוף טוליוס: טוב מאוד, בואו נסיים עם זה. + +לוקיר: גבריאל ,מיכאל, אוריאל, רפאל, קפציאל, ברכיאל, מטטרון! מלאכים, בבקשה תעזרו לי. + +ראלוף: תראו אותו, האלוף טוליוס השליט הצבאי, ונראה כאילו הת'אלמור איתו. +אלפים מקוללים. אני מהמר שהם קשורים לזה. +זו הלגן, היה לי פעם סיפור עם בחורה מכאן. אני תוהה האם וויילוד עדיין מכין את +השיכר עם האוכמניות בתוכו. זה מצחיק... כשהייתי ילד, +חומות ומגדלים אימפריאלים גרמו לי להרגיש כה מוגן. + +[גבר ובנו רואים את האסירים נכנסים העירה] +האמינג: מי אלה, אבא? לאן הם הולכים? + +טורולף: אתה צריך להיכנס פנימה, כפיר שלי. + +האמינג: מדוע? אני רוצה לצפות בחיילים. + +טורולף: פנימה. עכשיו. + +[הכרכרה עוצרת על יד בלוק הכריתה.] +חייל אימפריאלי: וואו. + +לוקיר: למה עצרנו? + +ראלוף: למה נראה לך? סוף הדרך... + +[אני רוצה להמשיך את ההרפתקאה האפית הזאת!!](https://store.steampowered.com/app/72850/The_Elder_Scrolls_V_Skyrim/) + +[זה נשמע משעמם](boring/you-failed.md) diff --git a/hebrew/shame-on-you/boring/you-failed.md b/hebrew/shame-on-you/boring/you-failed.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1f7ecc1a8e --- /dev/null +++ b/hebrew/shame-on-you/boring/you-failed.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +מצטער, אך נראה כאילו נכשלת בהרפתקאה שלך... +[נסה שוב!](../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/hebrew/sister/your-sister.md b/hebrew/sister/your-sister.md index 631d6d0262..f2e71c46f0 100644 --- a/hebrew/sister/your-sister.md +++ b/hebrew/sister/your-sister.md @@ -2,4 +2,4 @@ לך בפינה ותחשוב על מה שעשית. -[חזור להתחלה ותקווה שהכל היה חלום רע](../מרשמלו.md) \ No newline at end of file +[חזור להתחלה ותקווה שהכל היה חלום רע](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/hindi/Akshay_Kumar/akshay_kumar.md b/hindi/Akshay_Kumar/akshay_kumar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4bf0c24ecf --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/Akshay_Kumar/akshay_kumar.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Here are some facts given about Akshay Kumar, to know more +click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akshay_Kumar) + + diff --git a/hindi/Bhagat_Singh/bhagat_singh.md b/hindi/Bhagat_Singh/bhagat_singh.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..659b853bee --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/Bhagat_Singh/bhagat_singh.md @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ +Bhagat Singh the Great One. +[Bhagat Singh The Great](http://freeindia.org/biographies/freedomfighters/bhagathsingh/index.htm). + +Bhagat Singh aka Shaheed Bhagat Singh (28 September 1907 – 23 March 1931) was an +[Indian](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/India) socialist and a revolutionary. +He is considered to be one of the most influential revolutionaries of the +[Indian Independence Movement](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_independence_movement). + +He was born in a [Sikh](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikh) family. +His family had earlier been involved in revolutionary activities against the +[British Raj](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sikh). +When Bhagat Singh was a teenager, he studied European revolutionary movements. +He became attracted to [anarchist](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchist) and + +[Marxist](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marxist) ideologies. + +He became involved in numerous revolutionary activities. He quickly gained prominence in the + and became one of its chief leaders. Eventually, the name of the organization was changed to + [Hindustan Socialist Republican Association] + (https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hindustan_Socialist_Republican_Association&action=edit&redlink=1). + This happened in the year 1928. + +[Lala Lajpat Rai](https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Lala_Lajpat_Rai&action=edit&redlink=1) +was killed at the hands of the police. +Bhagat Singh wanted revenge for this incidence. +He became involved in the murder of the British Police Officer +[John Saunders](https://simple.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=John_Saunders&action=edit&redlink=1). + The police tried to capture him. However, Bhagat Singh was successful in avoiding arrest. + +He made a plan to bomb the Central Legislative Assembly. +He partnered with [Batukeshwar Dutt](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batukeshwar_Dutt) for this task. + He bombarded the assembly with two bombs. + They were shouting slogans of [revolution](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution) + + and threw [pamphlets](https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pamphlet). + +After the bombarding, they surrendered. He was held on this charge in prison. +He underwent a 116 day fast in jail and so he did not have food for that long. +He did this to demand equal political rights for both British and Indian political prisoners. + In response to this determined protest, he gained nationwide support. + +His mentor as a young boy was Kartar Singh Sarabha, whose photo he always carried in his pocket. +Singh is himself considered a martyr by Indians for acting to avenge the death of Lala Lajpat Rai. + After studying the Russian Revolution, he wanted to die so that his death would inspire the youth + of India which in turn will unite them to fight the British Empire. + While in prison, Singh and two others had written a letter to Lord Irwin, wherein they asked + to be treated as prisoners of war and consequently to be executed by firing squad and not by hanging. +Prannath Mehta, Singh's friend, visited him in the jail on 20 March, four days before his execution, +with a draft letter for clemency, but he declined to sign it \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hindi/Mahabharat/mahabharat.md b/hindi/Mahabharat/mahabharat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c61028631b --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/Mahabharat/mahabharat.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Indian culture is filled with the learnings of [Mahabharata](https://www.hotstar.com/tv/mahabharat/s-28) diff --git a/hindi/Ramayana/ramayana.md b/hindi/Ramayana/ramayana.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b01d0488fe --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/Ramayana/ramayana.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +[Ramayana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramayana) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hindi/Sunny_Deol/sunny.md b/hindi/Sunny_Deol/sunny.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..aba5d9a196 --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/Sunny_Deol/sunny.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Sunny Deol is eldest son of [Dharmendra](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dharmendra). +Known for his trade mark dialouge dilivery, there is hardly +anybody else in the vollywood who match his acting skill. + +To know more about him [click here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunny_Deol) + + +Are they hot or what?(http://www.wonderslist.com/top-10-hottest-actresses-of-bollywood/) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hindi/actor1/srk.md b/hindi/actor1/srk.md index 97295e841a..88659581ae 100644 --- a/hindi/actor1/srk.md +++ b/hindi/actor1/srk.md @@ -3,4 +3,5 @@ तुम उसके साथ एक फिल्म देखने का मौका मिला । दीपिका की [ यहाँ ](../actor4/aamir.md) दबाइए +its fine diff --git a/hindi/art-of-living/art-of-living.md b/hindi/art-of-living/art-of-living.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27accb2e2e --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/art-of-living/art-of-living.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Founded in 1981 by Sri Sri Ravi Shankar,The Art of Living is an educational +and humanitarian movement engaged in stress-management and service initiatives. +The organization operates globally in 154 countries and has touched the lives +of over 370 million people. + +To know more, kindly visit this [link](http://www.artofliving.org/in-en) + +It is also considered to be the world's largest volunteer-based NGO by India today newspaper. + +It has its headquarter in Bangalore, India, a city in Southern India. +They conduct many musical and meditation programs across India and in other countries. + +Peace, Stress Relieving,etc + + + + diff --git a/hindi/bollywood.md b/hindi/bollywood.md index 0999577f85..c42d2f42a0 100644 --- a/hindi/bollywood.md +++ b/hindi/bollywood.md @@ -3,6 +3,7 @@ बॉलीवुड में आपका स्वागत है ! आपका पसंदीदा अभिनेता कौन है? +मुझे बोर मत करो SRK ,[go here](actor1/srk.md) @@ -10,8 +11,34 @@ Salman,[go here](actor2/salman.md) Amithab, [go here](actor3/amithab.md) +Hrithik Roshan, [यहाँ देखें](hrithik/hrithik.md) + +shraddha kappor,[go here](shraddha/shraddha.md) + आमीर खान को तो भूल ही गए थे ये लोग | -[यहाँ दबाये ] (./actor4/aamir.md) +[यहाँ दबाये ](./actor4/aamir.md) दीपिका पादुकोन के लिए -[ यहाँ ] (./actor5/deepika.md) +[ यहाँ ](./actor5/deepika.md) + +Art of Living [Know More](art-of-living/art-of-living.md) + +[Sunny Deol](Sunny_Deol/sunny.md) + +[चुटकुला पढो](joke/joke.md) और मुस्कुराते रहो + +Click [Here](king/king.md) to read the story of a great King. + +To know about real india hero click [Bhagat Singh](Bhagat_Singh/bhagat_singh.md) + +Check out [Alia Bhatt](https://www.instagram.com/aliaabhatt/?hl=en) + +Check out similar courses at [udacity](http://www.udacity.com/) + +Check out [Tiger Shroff](https://www.instagram.com/tigerjackieshroff/?hl=en) + +Checkout [Babita Phogat](https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/babitaphogat/) + +Why are you reading this line? + +[Ramanyana](Ramayana/ramayana.md) diff --git a/hindi/hrithik/hrithik.md b/hindi/hrithik/hrithik.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ae0fe679a --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/hrithik/hrithik.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Yaha dekhne ke liye kuch nahi bacha, Suzanne sab kuch le gyi. +Ghar vapis jaane ke liye [यहाँ देखें](../bollywood.md) +Mai apne papa se seekhkar aya hu. diff --git a/hindi/joke/joke.md b/hindi/joke/joke.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f94b401eed --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/joke/joke.md @@ -0,0 +1,63 @@ +[here](../Akshay_Kumar/akshay_kumar.md) +खूब लंबा-तगड़ा एक पहलवान बस में चढ़ा। + +कंडक्टर: भाई साहब, टिकट? + +पहलवान: हम टिकट नहीं लेते। + +कंडक्टर डर के मारे कुछ नहीं कर सका। +लेकिन कंडक्टर ने इस बात को दिल पर ले लिया। +कंडक्टर जिम जाकर खूब मेहनत करने लगा। + +पहलवान रोज बस में चढ़ता। + +कंडक्टर रोज पूछता: भाई साहब, टिकट? + +पहलवान रोज जवाब देता: हम टिकट नहीं लेते। + +कण्डक्टर ने बात को दिल पर ले ली.. +रातोँ की नीँद उड़ गई +ख़ून ख़ौल उठा.. + +5 महीने में कंडक्टर ज़िम में कसरत करके पहलवान की तरह तगड़ा हो गया। + +पहलवान फिर बस में चढ़ा। + +कंडक्टर: भाई, टिकट ले ले। + +पहलवान: हम टिकट नहीं लेते। + +कंडक्टर छाती चौड़ी करके बोला: क्यों नहीं लेता बे? + +पहलवान: पास बनवा रखा है, इसीलिए नहीं लेता। + +कुछ बातें दिल पे नही लेनी चाहिए!! 😀 😛 + +****************************************** + +Ek Hyderabadi banda apne mohalle key logann se bolta hain +"Muzhe char logan ki talash hain +Bachpanmain main jab school nahin jata tha +toh ammi bolti thi ki beta school nako gayo toh +char logan kya bolangey! +fir thoda jab bada huan +toh ammi boli ki betay acche marks lao varna +char logan kya bolangey! +fir thoda aur bada hone par abba bole ki +baba acchi naukri karo +varna char logan kya bolangey! +fir uske baad jab shaadi ki umaar ho gayee +toh bole bete pasand ki shaadi nahin karo +varna char logan kya bolangey! +fir uske baad jab bole bete biwi key saath akele raat main nakko jau +varna char logan kya bolangey! + +please muzhe en char logann ki talash hain +please enka pata bata do... yeah char loganne meri +zindagi bachpan se ab tak baingan main mila de rehe +varna enkay bolney ka khauff hamesha bana rahega!" + +Wo char log jahnnum me hai bhai. + + + diff --git a/hindi/king/king.md b/hindi/king/king.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..26a16b0702 --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/king/king.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Once upon a time there was a great king in the far away galaxy called "Swarg". +And then one day he came to another galaxy called "Milky Way" on a vocation. +After long wondering he found earth... +and now days he is busy in writing stories on GitHub. +To read more about him click [Here](http://www.google.com) and search for him. diff --git a/hindi/shraddha/shraddha.md b/hindi/shraddha/shraddha.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8ef5d973f2 --- /dev/null +++ b/hindi/shraddha/shraddha.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Shraddha Kapoor (born 3 March 1989) is an Indian film actress and singer who works in Bollywood films. +(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shraddha_Kapoor) +Kapoor made her acting debut in the 2010 drama Teen Patti alongside Amitabh Bachchan, Ben Kingsley and R. Madhavan. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hindi/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md b/hindi/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md index c93005c775..d53a15ae1f 100644 --- a/hindi/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md +++ b/hindi/swami-vivekananda/swami-vivekananda.md @@ -1,3 +1,6 @@ पता है स्वामी विवेकानंद जी क्या कहते थे? [यहाँ देखो|](teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md) + +Mahabharat[click here](../Mahabharat/mahabharat.md) + स्वामी विवेकानंद जी की संक्षिप्त जीवनी [यहाँ है|](Introduction-of-Swami-vivekananda/introduction.md) diff --git a/hindi/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md b/hindi/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md index 738690e689..df91b6cb78 100644 --- a/hindi/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md +++ b/hindi/swami-vivekananda/teachings-of-swami-vivekananda/quotes.md @@ -1,18 +1,18 @@ -श्री स्वामी विवेकानंद जी कहते थे : - - -1. एक अच्छे चरित्र का निर्माण हज़ारों बार ठोकर खाने के बाद ही होता है। - - -2. पहले स्वयं संपूर्ण मुक्तावस्था प्राप्त कर लो, उसके बाद इच्छा करने पर फिर अपने को सीमाबद्ध कर सकते हो। - - प्रत्येक कार्य में अपनी समस्त शक्ति का प्रयोग करो। - - -3. ज्ञान स्वयमेव वर्तमान है, मनुष्य केवल उसका आविष्कार करता है। - - -4. उठो, जागो और तब तक रुको नही जब तक मंजिल प्राप्त न हो जाये । - - +श्री स्वामी विवेकानंद जी कहते थे : + + +1. एक अच्छे चरित्र का निर्माण हज़ारों बार ठोकर खाने के बाद ही होता है। + + +2. पहले स्वयं संपूर्ण मुक्तावस्था प्राप्त कर लो, उसके बाद इच्छा करने पर फिर अपने को सीमाबद्ध कर सकते हो। + + प्रत्येक कार्य में अपनी समस्त शक्ति का प्रयोग करो। + + +3. ज्ञान स्वयमेव वर्तमान है, मनुष्य केवल उसका आविष्कार करता है। + + +4. उठो, जागो और तब तक रुको नही जब तक मंजिल प्राप्त न हो जाये । + + [और देखिये](http://www.hindisahityadarpan.in/2011/11/great-quotations-by-swami-vivekananda.html) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hungarian/alvas/alom.md b/hungarian/alvas/alom.md index 8a46afb960..6a6ef1aa3d 100644 --- a/hungarian/alvas/alom.md +++ b/hungarian/alvas/alom.md @@ -1,2 +1,6 @@ Alomba szenderulsz. Almaidban talalkozol a malyvacukor kiralylannyal, es eszreveszed, hogy a kiralylany is meztelen. + +Mit teszel? + +[Megnézem](megnezem/megnezem.md) diff --git a/hungarian/alvas/megnezem/megnezem.md b/hungarian/alvas/megnezem/megnezem.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9362a4eb14 --- /dev/null +++ b/hungarian/alvas/megnezem/megnezem.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ezen felbuzdulva közelebb megyek megnézem. +Közben belelépek egy mályvacukor pocsolyába. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hungarian/boszorkany/gyogyszer/gyogyszer.md b/hungarian/boszorkany/gyogyszer/gyogyszer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a72b20828a --- /dev/null +++ b/hungarian/boszorkany/gyogyszer/gyogyszer.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Megnezem, hogy az ejjeli szekrenyen ott van-e a gyogyszeres uveg. +Igen, ott van, de a gyogyszer helyett malyvacukor darabok vannak benne. + diff --git a/hungarian/boszorkany/mezeskalacs-haz.md b/hungarian/boszorkany/mezeskalacs-haz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4491f5c021 --- /dev/null +++ b/hungarian/boszorkany/mezeskalacs-haz.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Korbenezek es minden jel arra utal, hogy a boszorkany mezeskalacs hazaban vagyok: Minden edessegbol van, Jancsi es +Juliska ott vannak egy ketrecben... hirtelen elfog a szorongas: lehet, hogy amnezias boszorkany vagyok? + +Mit teszel? + +[Megnezem bevettem-e a tengapi gyogyszert](gyogyszer/gyogyszer.md) diff --git a/hungarian/malyvacukor.md b/hungarian/malyvacukor.md index e492d005a4..52e9e01c2e 100644 --- a/hungarian/malyvacukor.md +++ b/hungarian/malyvacukor.md @@ -4,8 +4,15 @@ Mit csinálsz? [visszaalszol](alvas/alom.md) -[felveszel egy par malyva zoknit] (zokni/zokni.md) +[felveszel egy par malyva zoknit](zokni/zokni.md) [lezuhanyzol](zuhanyzas/zuhanyzas.md) -[megreggelizel](reggeli/reggeli.md) \ No newline at end of file +[megreggelizel](reggeli/reggeli.md) + +Jól belerúgsz az [oxigén generátorba](oxygen/oxygen.md) + +[megnezem, hogy a boszorkany mezeskalacs hazaban vagyok-e](boszorkany/mezeskalacs-haz.md) + + +[bekapcsolod a tv-t](tv/tv.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hungarian/oxygen/oxygen.md b/hungarian/oxygen/oxygen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a34ad1bc5a --- /dev/null +++ b/hungarian/oxygen/oxygen.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ide fent nagyon konnyu hallucinalni [zuhanyzas](../zuhanyzas/zuhanyzas.md) elott \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hungarian/tv/tv.md b/hungarian/tv/tv.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f0ead5428 --- /dev/null +++ b/hungarian/tv/tv.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Bekapcsoltad a tv-t, szörfölsz a csatornákon, de mindenütt csak rémhíreket adnak. +Terrortámadás, cunami, földrengés és még a benzinárak is emelkednek. +Rájössz, hogy micsoda jó helyen vagy, meztelenül a mályvacukor ágyadban. + + +[visszaalszol](../alvas/alom.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hungarian/zokni/zokni.md b/hungarian/zokni/zokni.md index 8acd9e59f2..b97e402cde 100644 --- a/hungarian/zokni/zokni.md +++ b/hungarian/zokni/zokni.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ -Felveszed a par malyva zoknit. Hu de jo puha belul! \ No newline at end of file +Felveszed a par malyva zoknit. Hu de jo puha belul! +De rajossz, hogy este elfelejtettel zuhanyozni. Le a zoknival es [irany a zuhany!](../zuhanyzas/zuhanyzas.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/eves/eves.md b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/eves/eves.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5090a34c48 --- /dev/null +++ b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/eves/eves.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Mivel szereted a mályvacukrot, nem látsz más kiutat, elkezdesz enni. + +Már jó ideje eszel, amikor eszedbe jut, hogy telefonálnál. + +[törülközőért nyúlsz](../telefon/telefon.md) diff --git a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/felvesz/felvesz.md b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/felvesz/felvesz.md index 4b433a84eb..c09a194d12 100644 --- a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/felvesz/felvesz.md +++ b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/felvesz/felvesz.md @@ -1,3 +1,7 @@ Megpróbálod felvenni a telefont. -De az kicsúszik a kezedből és a padlóra esik. \ No newline at end of file +De az kicsúszik a kezedből és a padlóra esik. + +Lehajolsz érte. Ekkor beszalad a kutyád, a hátadra ugrik, +és nyalni kezdi a füledből a mályvacukrot. A telefonból egy hang szólal meg: +- Te meg mit művelsz meztelenül a kutyáddal!?!? diff --git a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/telefon.md b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/telefon.md index 30bd01b8b3..1400322deb 100644 --- a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/telefon.md +++ b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/telefon/telefon.md @@ -4,6 +4,6 @@ Miközben azon gondolkozol, hogy működik-e még, hírtelen elkezd csörögni. Mihez kezdesz? -[felveszed a telefont] (felvesz/felvesz.md) +[felveszed a telefont](felvesz/felvesz.md) -[törülközőért nyúlsz] (../torulkozo/torulkozo.md) \ No newline at end of file +[törülközőért nyúlsz](../torulkozo/torulkozo.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/torulkozo/torulkozo.md b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/torulkozo/torulkozo.md index 4739108472..d0b8377e3d 100644 --- a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/torulkozo/torulkozo.md +++ b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/torulkozo/torulkozo.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ Megpróbálod magadról letörölni a szirupot egy törülközővel. De a törülköző hírtelen eltűnik a kezedből, és egy féreglyuk jelenik meg előtted. +A féreglyukból távoli univerzumból jött mályvacukoremberek potyognak ki. + diff --git a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/zuhanyzas.md b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/zuhanyzas.md index b9c73abe1e..ea00072d33 100644 --- a/hungarian/zuhanyzas/zuhanyzas.md +++ b/hungarian/zuhanyzas/zuhanyzas.md @@ -4,6 +4,10 @@ Meglepő módon nem víz, hanem langyos mályvacukor szirup folyik belőle, amit Mihez kezdesz? -[telefon segítséget kérsz] (telefon/telefon.md) +[telefon segítséget kérsz](telefon/telefon.md) -[törülközőért nyúlsz] (torulkozo/torulkozo.md) +[törülközőért nyúlsz](torulkozo/torulkozo.md) + +[elkezdesz enni](eves/eves.md) + +[a reggelire gondolsz](../reggeli/reggeli.md) diff --git a/igbo/igbo-news.md b/igbo/igbo-news.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a9d6d742ec --- /dev/null +++ b/igbo/igbo-news.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +All the latest news about [Igbo people](https://www.bbc.com/igbo) + +For a bit of history, [indulge here](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Igbo) diff --git a/indonesia/bahasa-indonesia.md b/indonesia/bahasa-indonesia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b6de87cf73 --- /dev/null +++ b/indonesia/bahasa-indonesia.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Selamat datang kawan... diff --git a/japanese/beanus/beanus.md b/japanese/beanus/beanus.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..62e7976987 --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/beanus/beanus.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +川の音を頼りに、森の中にぐんぐん分け入ってと、綺麗な泉を見つけたあなた。 +急に喉が渇き、夢中で泉の水を飲んでいると、ポケットの中のスマホが泉に落ちてしまった。 +あまりのできごとに茫然としていると、泉の中から女神さまが現れた。 +お前が落としたのは、 + +この[プラスチック製のiPhoneか?](../smartphone/iphone-plastic.md) + + +それとも[この松茸か？](../mattake/mattake.md) diff --git a/japanese/beer/beer.md b/japanese/beer/beer.md index 62dfd2cab2..8e713673be 100644 --- a/japanese/beer/beer.md +++ b/japanese/beer/beer.md @@ -6,3 +6,5 @@ [掛け軸を拝見する](../kakejiku/kakejiku.md) [ソフトドリンクに変更する](../softdrink/softdrink.md) + +[新年の抱負を語る](../newyear/newyear.md) diff --git a/japanese/chasitsu.md b/japanese/chasitsu.md index 4a9515533e..683626366d 100644 --- a/japanese/chasitsu.md +++ b/japanese/chasitsu.md @@ -4,3 +4,13 @@ [取り敢えずビールを頼む？](beer/beer.md) [庭に出る](garden/garden.md) + +今日食べた[カツ丼](katsudon/katsudon.md)美味しかったなー。 + +[ここ](happy/happy.md)を踏むと幸せになれます。 + +[寒い](cold/cold.md) + +[なぜかいきなりラーメンを食いたくなっちまった](ramen/ramen.md) + +水墨画に描かれた風景になぜか既視感を覚える。[水墨画のほうに近づく。](./suibokuga/suibokuga.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/japanese/cold/cold.md b/japanese/cold/cold.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..99d790480d --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/cold/cold.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +なんか急に寒くなってきた。窓際から「助けて～」らしき女性の声を聞こえ振り向くと、白衣の女性が座っている。 + +気になったので[声をかける](../hello/hello.md) + +とっさに彼女が持っていたiPhoneは自分のものだと[嘘をつく](../smartphone/iphone-plastic.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/japanese/garden/garden.md b/japanese/garden/garden.md index 698467bca6..728c884333 100644 --- a/japanese/garden/garden.md +++ b/japanese/garden/garden.md @@ -3,4 +3,7 @@ ここからは、他の建物は見えない。 林の向こうのほうで川の流れる音が聞こえる。 -さてあなたは： \ No newline at end of file +さてあなたは： +[林の中に分け入る](../beanus/beanus.md) + +[小道を進む](../path/path.md) diff --git a/japanese/happy/happy.md b/japanese/happy/happy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bfde123512 --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/happy/happy.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +自分が変わればすべて変えていける。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/japanese/hello/hello.md b/japanese/hello/hello.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..958417a8d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/hello/hello.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +女性はゆっくりと顔をあげる。街頭に照らされた彼女の顔は... +どこかで見覚えのある顔だった。 +数年ぶりだが間違いない。幼馴染の「えりこ」だ。 +僕はそっと近づいて声をかけた。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/japanese/hiyashi_chuka/hiyashi_chuka.md b/japanese/hiyashi_chuka/hiyashi_chuka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a01aadf40d --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/hiyashi_chuka/hiyashi_chuka.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +「すみません。冷やし中華は夏しかやってなくて....」 +奥から現れた30代くらいの女性店員が申し訳なさそうに頭をさげた。 diff --git a/japanese/kakejiku/kakejiku.md b/japanese/kakejiku/kakejiku.md index 776910a192..2890ca14d8 100644 --- a/japanese/kakejiku/kakejiku.md +++ b/japanese/kakejiku/kakejiku.md @@ -3,3 +3,5 @@ あなたは: [松茸を注文する](../mattake/mattake.md) + +高そうだな...[松茸はやめて冷やし中華を注文する](../hiyashi_chuka/hiyashi_chuka.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/japanese/katsudon/katsudon.md b/japanese/katsudon/katsudon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..393d33e12f --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/katsudon/katsudon.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +タイはチェンマイ市のやや郊外にある「ごはん亭」のカツ丼がとても美味しい \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/japanese/mattake/mattake.md b/japanese/mattake/mattake.md index 15fa339c94..1b91e46dc0 100644 --- a/japanese/mattake/mattake.md +++ b/japanese/mattake/mattake.md @@ -1,5 +1,12 @@ 松茸は思っているより小さかった。 +と思った途端に、めっちゃでか〜いペンギンが +森の中から出てきた。急に、ペンギンは「喧嘩するほど、テッ、安藤さんがテッ！」 +と言い出した。 あなたは: +[松茸カツ丼](../katsudon/katsudon.md)を注文しにおもむろにiPhoneを取り出し、ボブ他５０名を予約できる店を検索した。 + + +[「本当は、人間なんだろう」とペンギンに言う](../pengin/pengin.md) diff --git a/japanese/newyear/newyear.md b/japanese/newyear/newyear.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..30b113838a --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/newyear/newyear.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +あけましておめでとうございます。今年もよろしくお願いします。 +新年の抱負がまだできていない人は[こちら](http://sketch-life.com/newyear/)をご覧ください。 diff --git a/japanese/path/path.md b/japanese/path/path.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2691d6e705 --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/path/path.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +あなたは小道を進んでいった。丁寧に整備のされた小道だ。数分歩いていると、ひとりの庭師が木の剪定をしているところにでくわした。紺色の羽織と足袋という和風の格好をした庭師だった。 + +あなたは： +庭師の作業を見る + +小道を進む \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/japanese/pengin/pengin.md b/japanese/pengin/pengin.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..701dd50f0f --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/pengin/pengin.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +「本当は、人間なんだろう」とペンギンに言ったら、 +「俺？俺？俺ペンギンだよ、ペンギン。人間なわけないじゃん」 +と人間みたいなペンギンが説明した。緊張に笑いながら、 +ペンギンが森に逃げ込んだ。 + +あなたはやっぱり: + + +[松茸カツ丼](../katsudon/katsudon.md)を注文しにおもむろにiPhoneを取り出し、ボブ他５０名を予約できる店を検索した。 + + diff --git a/japanese/ramen/ramen.md b/japanese/ramen/ramen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9bef8c18b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/ramen/ramen.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +とはいえ、今ベイエリアにいるし、ここらへんのラーメン屋もあんまり美味しくないし、どうしようかな…？ + +そうだ。羽田が近いから[タイに行こう](../katsudon/katsudon.md) + +ラーメン屋を検索していると[突然、爆発音が....!](../garden/garden.md) diff --git a/japanese/smartphone/iphone-plastic.md b/japanese/smartphone/iphone-plastic.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2a73392001 --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/smartphone/iphone-plastic.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +「嘘はいけませんよ。これは、私がAmazonで注文した３Ｄプリンターで、昨晩作ったものです。 +どうしてそれをあなたが落とすことができるのでしょう？」 + +と女神は言いました。そして、続けざまに + +「そんな嘘つきのあなたにはお仕置きが必要ですね。 +ただし、あたなはイケメンなので、特別にお仕置きを選ばせてあげましょう。」 + +さて、あなたが選んだお仕置きは： diff --git a/japanese/suibokuga/suibokuga.md b/japanese/suibokuga/suibokuga.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cbba525d13 --- /dev/null +++ b/japanese/suibokuga/suibokuga.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +水墨画のほうに近づき、モノクロの風景を見つめる。 + +しかし、それがどこなのかさっぱりわからない。 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/kannada/kannada_kali/kannada_kali.md b/kannada/kannada_kali/kannada_kali.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8bb101ff04 --- /dev/null +++ b/kannada/kannada_kali/kannada_kali.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +ಕನ್ನಡ ಕಲಿಯಲು [ಇದು](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pgjpb.learnkannada&hl=en) ಒಳ್ಳೆಯ ಸಾಧನ. + +ಅದರ ಜೊತೆಗೆ [ಈ](https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sriandroid.justkannada) +ಸಾಧನದಿಂದ ಕನ್ನಡದಲ್ಲಿ ಟೈಪ್ ಮಾಡಬಹುದು \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada.md b/kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada.md index 4555351faa..71dbe0281d 100644 --- a/kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada.md +++ b/kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada.md @@ -29,3 +29,4 @@ ೭೦,೦೦೦ಕ್ಕೂ ಅಧಿಕ ಕನ್ನಡ ಪದಗಳನ್ನು ಒಳಗೊಂಡಿದೆ. ರೆವರೆಂಡ್ ಫರ್ಡಿನಾಂಡ್ ಕಿಟ್ಟೆಲ್ ಕನ್ನಡ ಭಾಷೆಯ ಮೂರು ಉಪಭಾಷೆಗಳನ್ನೊಳಗೊಂಡ ಪ್ರಧಾನ ವ್ಯಾಕರಣವನ್ನು ವಿವರಿಸುವ ಗ್ರಂಥವೊಂದನ್ನೂ ರಚಿಸಿದ್ದಾರೆ. +ಎಲ್ಲಾದರೂ ಇರು ಎಂತಾದರು ಇರು, ಎಂದೆಂದಿಗೂ ನೀ ಕನ್ನಡವಾಗಿರು. diff --git a/kannada/soochike.md b/kannada/soochike.md index 8b16d62b82..d0e910d27c 100644 --- a/kannada/soochike.md +++ b/kannada/soochike.md @@ -1,4 +1,6 @@ ಇದು ಕನ್ನಡ ಬರಹಗಳ ಸೂಚಿಕೆ. ಲೇಖನಗಳು: -1. ರೋಮಾಂಚನವೀ ಕನ್ನಡ! ಓದಲು, [ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಒತ್ತಿ](romaanchanavee_kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada.md). \ No newline at end of file +1. ರೋಮಾಂಚನವೀ ಕನ್ನಡ! ಓದಲು, [ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಒತ್ತಿ](romaanchanavee_kannada/romaanchanavee_kannada.md). + +2. ಕನ್ನಡ ಕಲಿಯಲು [ಇಲ್ಲಿ](kannada_kali/kannada_kali.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/cafe-sungsu/blindfold/blindfold.md b/korean/cafe-sungsu/blindfold/blindfold.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7309dc03f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/cafe-sungsu/blindfold/blindfold.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +빈 테이블에 앉아서 자리에 놓여있는 눈가리개를 쓰자 점원이 다가온다. + +당신은 + +아이고 집 밖에 나오니 개고생이다. 다시 [방으로 돌아간다.](../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/cafe-sungsu/cafe-sungsu.md b/korean/cafe-sungsu/cafe-sungsu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2afb6ea0cc --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/cafe-sungsu/cafe-sungsu.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +아이고 집 밖에 나오니 개고생이다. 다시 [방으로 돌아간다.](../marshmallow.md) + +그런데 카페를 자세히 보니 마침 마시멜로를 팔고 있네요. 하지만 당신 주머니엔 돈이 없습니다. + +자세히 보니 몇몇 테이블에 사람들이 있는데 모두 눈가리개를 쓰고 앉아있습니다. + +당신은 + +그 중 한 여자의 눈가리개를 벗기고 [말을 건다](talktowomen/talktowomen.md) + +그 중 한 남자아이의 자리에 앉아서 그 아이의 마시멜로를 [뺏어먹는다.](steal/steal.md) + +함께 [눈을 가리고](blindfold/blindfold.md) 테이블에 앉는다. + diff --git a/korean/cafe-sungsu/steal/steal.md b/korean/cafe-sungsu/steal/steal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b1248fe675 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/cafe-sungsu/steal/steal.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +그 아이의 앞에 앉아 마시멜로를 먹고 있는데, 점원이 다가온다. + +당신은 + +아무일 없다는 듯 일어서서 카페를 다시 [둘러본다.](../cafe-sungsu.md) + +아이고 집 밖에 나오니 개고생이다. 다시 [방으로 돌아간다.](../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/cafe-sungsu/talktowomen/talktowomen.md b/korean/cafe-sungsu/talktowomen/talktowomen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b7ad8f1033 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/cafe-sungsu/talktowomen/talktowomen.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +여자의 앞에 앉아 말을 걸려고 했더니 갑자기 여자가 입 앞에 손가락을 갖다대며 + +조용히 하라고 신호를 보낸다. + +당신은 + +다시 일어서서 카페를 [둘러본다.](../cafe-sungsu.md) + +아이고 집 밖에 나오니 개고생이다. 다시 [방으로 돌아간다.](../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/call-mom/call-mom.md b/korean/call-mom/call-mom.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b5673b1992 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/call-mom/call-mom.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +큰소리로 "엄마!"라고 외친다. +갑자기 마시멜로 벽이 꿈틀거리기 시작한다. + +이제 어떻게 할까요? + +[다시 잔다](../sleep/marshmallow.md)? + +[이건 아니다 싶어 영어 버전으로 간다](../../english/marshmallow.md)? + +[처음으로 돌아간다.](../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/korean/coco/coco.md b/korean/coco/coco.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a9d84994fb --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/coco/coco.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +핫초코를 사러 나온 당신... 돈은 있나요? 핫초코를 어디서 살건가요? + +[돈이 없으면 뭘 어쩌겠어? 다시 방으로 돌아간다](../marshmallow.md) 집에서 잠이나 자! + +[돈이 없으면 핫초코를...직접 찾아나서는거! 핫초코를 찾아 여행](journey-to-find-coco/find-coco.md) + diff --git a/korean/coco/journey-to-find-coco/find-coco.md b/korean/coco/journey-to-find-coco/find-coco.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..70a3b4642e --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/coco/journey-to-find-coco/find-coco.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +아 근데 같이 먹을 마쉬멜로우를 가져온다는걸 깜빡했네.방으로 + +[돌아가](../../marshmallow.md)야하잖아... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/cry/cry.md b/korean/cry/cry.md index e9bf7ff393..1d8c684ccb 100644 --- a/korean/cry/cry.md +++ b/korean/cry/cry.md @@ -9,3 +9,5 @@ [마시멜로를 먹는다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) [노래를 부른다](../sing-a-song/song.md) + +[잠을 잔다](../sleep/marshmallow.md) diff --git a/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/approach-green-people/approached-green-people.md b/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/approach-green-people/approached-green-people.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a8f44443c4 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/approach-green-people/approached-green-people.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +초록 인간들에게 다가가자 그들이 고개를 돌려 당신이 있는쪽을 바라보고 있어요. +당신은 어떻게 할까요? + +[마시멜로 방 밖으로 되돌아간다] (../../explore-outside.md) + +[초록 인간들에게 더 가까이 가본다] (getting-closer/getting-closer.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/approach-green-people/getting-closer/getting-closer.md b/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/approach-green-people/getting-closer/getting-closer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..47e0e24da4 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/approach-green-people/getting-closer/getting-closer.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ + +초록인간들을 자세히 들여다 봤어요. +그런데...! + +그들은 인간이 아니라 +뭉쳐있는 초록색 m&m 초콜렛들이였어요. + +아마도 이 곳은 커다란 초콜렛 공장인가봐요. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/investigate-marshmallow-structure.md b/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/investigate-marshmallow-structure.md index 0ca745087b..4e89345274 100644 --- a/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/investigate-marshmallow-structure.md +++ b/korean/explore-outside/investigate-marshmallow-structure/investigate-marshmallow-structure.md @@ -6,3 +6,5 @@ [마시멜로 방으로 되돌아가 마시멜로를 더 먹는다](../../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) [붙이 붙은 탑으로 가본다](../journey-to-flaming-tower/journey-to-flaming-tower.md) + +[초록 인간들한테 간다] (approach-green-people/approached-green-people.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/filibuster/filibuster.md b/korean/filibuster/filibuster.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2348c86392 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/filibuster/filibuster.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +필리버스터 중인 국회의원을 응원하다가, 배가 고파 [마시멜로를 먹으러 돌아간다.](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) + +[자랑하고 싶어서 인스타그램에 인증샷을 올린다.](../instagram/insta.md) diff --git a/korean/instagram/insta.md b/korean/instagram/insta.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a8ab3d49ac --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/instagram/insta.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +인스타그램에 인증샷을 올린다. 하트 숫자가 늘어나는 것을 보고 기분이 좋아졌다. + +이제 어떻게 할까요? + +[벽을 먹는다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md)? + +[다시 잔다](../sleep/marshmallow.md)? + +[노래를 부른다](../sing-a-song/song.md)? + +[마쉬멜로라면 핫초코지~! 핫초코를 사러 나간다.](../coco/coco.md) + +[카페 성수에 간다](../cafe-sungsu/cafe-sungsu.md) + +[마시멜로를 먹는다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) diff --git a/korean/light-fire/fire.md b/korean/light-fire/fire.md index 1a91f89983..9dd9e39677 100644 --- a/korean/light-fire/fire.md +++ b/korean/light-fire/fire.md @@ -7,3 +7,7 @@ [벽을 먹는다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md)? [다시 잔다](../sleep/marshmallow.md)? + +밖으로 [달아난다](run-away/run-away.md)? + +[주위를 살펴본다](look-around/look-around.md) diff --git a/korean/light-fire/look-around/look-around.md b/korean/light-fire/look-around/look-around.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..25989c3d72 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/light-fire/look-around/look-around.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +내가 왜 이런 곳에.. + +어? 이게 뭐지? diff --git a/korean/light-fire/run-away/run-away.md b/korean/light-fire/run-away/run-away.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0516e5cb4 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/light-fire/run-away/run-away.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +마시멜로 방 천장이 무너지기 전에 빨리 밖으로 달려 나갑니다. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/look-around/look-around.md b/korean/look-around/look-around.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..14bf6e5fae --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/look-around/look-around.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +방 안에는 아무것도 없었어요. + +[벽을 먹어본다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) + +[밖으로 나간다](../explore-outside/explore-outside.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/marshmallow.md b/korean/marshmallow.md index 10527ff255..219d567482 100644 --- a/korean/marshmallow.md +++ b/korean/marshmallow.md @@ -2,13 +2,15 @@ 어떻게 할까요? +[국회로 간다](filibuster/filibuster.md) + [벽을 먹는다](eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md)? [불을 지핀다](light-fire/fire.md)? [다시 잔다](sleep/marshmallow.md)? -[이건 아니다 싶어 영어 버션으로 간다](../english/marshmallow.md)? +[이건 아니다 싶어 영어 버전으로 간다](../english/marshmallow.md)? [어쩔줄 모르고 그냥 운다](cry/cry.md)? @@ -20,4 +22,32 @@ [집에 가고싶어 밖으로 나간다](explore-outside/explore-outside.md)? -[벽에서 마시멜로를 한 움큼 떼어내어 축구를 한다](soccer/soccer.md)? \ No newline at end of file +[벽에서 마시멜로를 한 움큼 떼어내어 축구를 한다](soccer/soccer.md)? + +[마쉬멜로라면 핫초코지~! 핫초코를 사러 나간다.](coco/coco.md) + +[다시잔다](marshmallow.md) + +[큰소리로 엄마를 부른다](call-mom/call-mom.md) + +[책을 읽는다] (read/read.md)? + +[벽으로 돌진한다](rush/rush.md) + +[볼을 꼬집어 본다](pinch/pinch.md) + +라고 고민하지만 선택하기 위해서 [요가를 한다](yoga/yoga.md) + +[내가 나비인지 나비가 나인지 철학적인 고민을 한다](philosophy/philosophy.md) + +[방을 둘러본다](look-around/look-around.md) + +[카페 성수에 간다](cafe-sungsu/cafe-sungsu.md) + +[공부를 한다](study/study.md) + +[화장실에 간다] (restroom/restroom.md) + +[인스타그램에 인증샷을 올린다] (instagram/insta.md) + +[게임을 시작한다] (playgame/playgame.md) diff --git a/korean/philosophy/imalnyun/imalnyun.md b/korean/philosophy/imalnyun/imalnyun.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ddfa5fe50f --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/philosophy/imalnyun/imalnyun.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +그만 좀 해 미친 놈아! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/philosophy/philosophy.md b/korean/philosophy/philosophy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8c9a8a34f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/philosophy/philosophy.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +원래 생각 없이 사는 내가 이런 고민을 하다니... +... +아 어느새 잠이 들었군. +근데.. 여기는 어디지? + +알게 뭐냐. 다시 [내가 나비인지 나비가 나인지 철학적인 고민을 한다](imalnyun/imalnyun.md) + +더 열심히 [내가 나비인지 나비가 나인지 철학적인 고민을 한다](imalnyun/imalnyun.md) + +[이만하면 GitHub 사용법은 깨쳤다고 생각하고 그만한다](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/pinch/pinch.md b/korean/pinch/pinch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7f231156f7 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/pinch/pinch.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +혹시 꿈을 꾸는 것은 아닌가 하는 생각에 볼을 꼬집어 봤지만 꿈이 아니었어요. + +당황하기도 잠시, 당신은 서둘러 스마트폰이 놓여 있는 책상으로 향합니다. diff --git a/korean/playgame/playfm/playfm.md b/korean/playgame/playfm/playfm.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d9651ea98a --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/playgame/playfm/playfm.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +당신은 fm을 시작했습니다. + +이제 당신은 6부리그 감독입니다. 1부리그로 승격하기 전 까지 게임에서 나올 수 없습니다. + +엄청난 노력끝에 당신은 팀을 1부리그까지 승격 시켰고 결국 우승컵을 들어올렸습니다. + +축하합니다. + +우승후 정신을 차려보니 1년이 지났습니다. 이제 어떻게 할까요? + +[다른 게임을 찾아본다] (../playgame.md) + +[처음으로 돌아가서 다른것을 한다.] (../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/playgame/playgame.md b/korean/playgame/playgame.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b503a841a5 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/playgame/playgame.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +컴퓨터 앞에 앉았습니다. 무슨게임을 시작할까요? + +[아니야 그냥 게임말고 다른거 할래] (../marshmallow.md) + +[FM을 시작한다] (playfm/playfm.md) + +[그냥 카카오TV를 본다] (watchkakaotv/kakao.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/playgame/watchkakaotv/kakao.md b/korean/playgame/watchkakaotv/kakao.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c8f53cc12c --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/playgame/watchkakaotv/kakao.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +게임이 지겨웠던 당신 + +직접 플레이보다는 게임 하는것을 보기로 결정했습니다. + +베스트PD와 추천PD를 돌아 가면서 즐겁게 방송을 보았습니다. + +잠깐 정신을 차려보니 1개월이 지나있었고 당신은 팟수가 되었습니다. + +당신은 이선생방의 네임드이고 멍구누나방의 전문 어그로꾼이 되었습니다. + +더 이상 이렇게 살 수 없다고 생각한 당신 이제 어떻게 할까요? + +[다른 게임을 찾아본다] (../playgame.md) + +[처음으로 돌아가서 다른것을 한다.] (../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/read/read.md b/korean/read/read.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f89343ec22 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/read/read.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +책을 읽고나서 잠이 오기 시작한다. + +이제 어떻게 할까요? + +[다시 잔다](](../sleep/marshmallow.md)? + +[노래를 부른다](../sing-a-song/song.md)? + +[처음으로 돌아간다] (../marshmallow.md)? + diff --git a/korean/restroom/restroom.md b/korean/restroom/restroom.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4a9ae21ef6 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/restroom/restroom.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +화장실에서 할 일을 다 마쳤어요. 가볍고 시원한 기분으로 무엇을 할까요? + +[국회로 간다](../filibuster/filibuster.md)? + +[노래를 부른다](../sing-a-song/song.md)? + +[벽으로 돌진한다](../rush/rush.md)? + +[어쩔줄 모르고 그냥 운다](../cry/cry.md)? + +[방을 둘러본다](../look-around/look-around.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/rush/rush.md b/korean/rush/rush.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1a18a25553 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/rush/rush.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +출구를 찾을 수 없어 벽으로 돌진했지만 계속 튕겨져 나온다. + +[처음으로 돌아간다](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/sing-a-song/good-day/good-day.md b/korean/sing-a-song/good-day/good-day.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9b645cb7ef --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/sing-a-song/good-day/good-day.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +암인마이드림~~~ + +예상치 못한 삑사리에 당황한 나머지 얼굴을 붉히고 말았어요. + +방금 내지른 고음 때문인지 마시멜로 벽이 무너져 내리기 시작했어요! + +어떻게 할까요? + +[밖으로 나간다](../../explore-outside/explore-outside.md) + +[인스타그램에 인증샷을 올린다](../../instagram/insta.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/korean/sing-a-song/song.md b/korean/sing-a-song/song.md index c8a22c95aa..a3d876ac83 100644 --- a/korean/sing-a-song/song.md +++ b/korean/sing-a-song/song.md @@ -9,3 +9,5 @@ [밖에 나가본다](../explore-outside/explore-outside.md)? [마시멜로를 먹는다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md)? + +[아이유의 좋은 날 노래를 부른다](./good-day/good-day.md)? diff --git a/korean/study/study.md b/korean/study/study.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f0a89582fe --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/study/study.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +머리 속에 있는 천자문을 천천히 외워보았어요. 얼마 지나지 않아 졸음이 오네요. + +어떻게 할까요? + +[밖에 나가본다](../explore-outside/explore-outside.md)? + +[마시멜로를 먹는다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) + +[노래를 부른다](../sing-a-song/song.md) diff --git a/korean/yoga/yoga.md b/korean/yoga/yoga.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..578b7e80f4 --- /dev/null +++ b/korean/yoga/yoga.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +요가를 하면서 어떻게 해야할지 고민을 하다가[마시멜로를 먹는다](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md)? + diff --git a/kurdish/faith-in-humanity/mrov.md b/kurdish/faith-in-humanity/mrov.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b485a2fec4 --- /dev/null +++ b/kurdish/faith-in-humanity/mrov.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +بۆ بڕواهێنانەوە بە مرۆڤایەتی کلیک [کلیک لێرە بکە](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Qj7WLRqyQ) diff --git a/kurdish/kurdi.md b/kurdish/kurdi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9306292613 --- /dev/null +++ b/kurdish/kurdi.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +چەند وانەیەک لەسەر ژیان + +[مرۆڤایەتی](../kurdish/faith-in-humanity/mrov.md) diff --git a/language.md b/language.md index f6f13990b6..647e22f9f9 100644 --- a/language.md +++ b/language.md @@ -1,94 +1,185 @@ -If you speak English, [go here](english/marshmallow.md). - -यिद तपाई नेपाली बोलनुहुनछ भने, [यहाँ िथचनुहोस ।] (nepali/about_nepal.md) - -如果你说中文，[点击这里](Chinese/大话西游.md). - -Si hablas español, pasa [por aquí](espanol/canudos.md). - -اذا كنت تتحدث العربية، [اضغط هنا] (arabic/salamoAlikom.md) - -Se parli italiano, [seguimi](Italian/caramelle.md). - -Türkçe konuşuyorsanız, [buraya](turkce/hatmisekeri.md). - -한국어를 사용하신다면, [여기를 클릭](korean/marshmallow.md). - -Si parles Català, fes [clic aquí](catala/catala.md). - -Daca vorbesti romana, [da click aici](romanian/nalba.md). - -Ifyay ouyay eakspay Igpay Atinlay, [ogay erehay](pig-latin/arshmallowmay.md). - -Si vous parlez français, [suivez-moi] (french/feu-de-camp.md) - -Ha beszélsz magyarul, [kövess] (hungarian/malyvacukor.md) - -Если вы говорите по-русски, то вам [сюда](russian/zefir.md) - -Pokud mluvíš česky, [pokračuj zde](czech/marsmelouny.md). - -Toegang tot de [nederlandse versie](dutch/welkom.md). - -Jeśli mówisz po polsku, [kliknij tutaj](Polish/ptasieMleczko.md). - -Se você fala português, [entre aqui](portugues/colaborando.md) - -Se fala Português_PT, [clique aqui](portugues_pt/colaborar.md). - -Ако говорите български, кликнете [тук](bulgarian/burning_room.md). - -日本語を使う人は、[ここ](japanese/chasitsu.md)に行ってください。 - -Jos puhut suomea, jatka [tänne](finnish/sauna.md) - -Rägite eesti keeles, vajutage [siia](estonian/raamat.md). - -Якщо ви говорите українською, перейдіть за [посиланням](ukrainian/marshmallow.md). - -Falls Sie Deutsch sprechen, beginnen Sie [hier](german/ruderboot.md). - -Euskalduna bazara, joan [hona](basque/gaztelua.md). - -เรียนเชิญเข้าภาษาไทย Welcome to [Thailand](Thai/Songs/ThaiSong_FanJa.md) - -And if you like [Thai food](Thai/Cuisine/TomYumKung.md) - -Maligayang Bati! [Philippines](Philippines/salamat.md) - -אם אתה מדבר עברית, [לחץ כאן](hebrew/marshmallow.md). - -Εάν μιλάτε ελληνικά, συνεχίστε [εδώ](greek/marshmallow.md) - -Ja runā latviski, [dodies šeit](./latvian/zefirs.md). - -Hvis du taler dansk, [tryk her](danish/velkommen.md) - -Ifall du pratar svenska, [tryck här](swedish/start.md) - -Ako govoris hrvatski, [klikni ovdje](croatian/sljez.md) - -Ak hovoríš po slovensky, [klikni sem](slovak/marsmelaci.md) - -اگر به زبان فارسی صحبت می‌کنید، [به اینجا بروید](persian/otagheh-basteh.md) - -आप हिंदी बोलते हैं ?,[go here](hindi/bollywood.md) - -ನೀವು ಕೆಚ್ಚೆದೆಯ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರಾದರೆ, [ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಒತ್ತಿ](kannada/soochike.md). - -Če govoriš slovensko, [klikni sem] (slovenian/začetek.md). - -తెలుగులో రాయుటకు [ఇక్కడ](telugu/telugu.md) నొక్కండి.:-) - -ಕುಡ್ಲದ ಜನ [ಇಡೆ ಒತ್ತುಲ](tulu/tulu.md)ೆ. - -Кыргызча сүйлөсөңөр, [бул жака.](kyrgyz/makal-lakaptar.md) - -Se falas galego, [achégate](galician/lua.md). - -click vaj tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a' [naDev click](klingon/start.md) - -तुम्हाला मराठी भाषा येत असेल तर इथे जा: [संकेथ्स्थळ ](Marathi/marathi.md) - -Po flisni shqip, [shkoni ketu](albanian/hyrje.md) - +If you like Ed Sheeran's songs [for you](english/Ed-Sheeran-music/list-song.md) + +If you wanna rock and roll [Headbang to here](rock/first_step.md) + +বাংলা বুজলে, [এখানে আসুন](bangla/AmiBanglayGaanGai/MonThekeBangali.md) + +If you speak English, [go here](english/marshmallow.md). + +Jei kalbi lietuviškai [spausk čia](lithuanian/startas.md) + +Nhar mai sai to, [nsit mai wefo](maibrat/tinyi.md) + +If you speak Telugu, మీరు తెలుగులొ మాట్లాడుతార [ఇక్కడ నొక్కండి](telugu/telangana-telugu/Telanganatelugu.md). + +If you understand Tamil, for Thirukural in Education [இங்கே அழுத்தவும்](Tamil/Thirukkural_Learning/Learning.md) + +If you understand Tamil, தமிழ் வணக்கம் [இங்கே அழுத்தவும்](Tamil/Thirukural.md) + +தமிழ் வணக்கம்! To view Tamil Proverb about Friendship [Click Here](Tamil/Thirukural.md) + +தமிழ் வணக்கம்!To view ponmozhigal [Click Here](Tamil/Vivekanandha/ponmozhigal.md) + +If you speak Punjabi, [go here](punjabi/punjabi.md). + +यिद तपाई नेपाली बोलनुहुनछ भने, [यहाँ िथचनुहोस ।](nepali/about_nepal.md) + +If you speak the language of love, [kiss here](love/love.md) + +如果你说中文，[点击这里](Chinese/大话西游.md). + +如果你说中文而且想要了解一个新的世界，[请点击这里](Chinese/DesertHell/NewWorld.md). + +Si hablas español, pasa [por aquí](espanol/canudos.md). + +اذا كنت تتحدث العربية، [اضغط هنا](arabic/salamoAlikom.md) + +Se parli italiano, [seguimi](Italian/caramelle.md). + +Türkçe konuşuyorsanız, [buraya](turkce/hatmisekeri.md). + +한국어를 사용하신다면, [여기를 클릭](korean/marshmallow.md). + +Si parles Català, fes [clic aquí](catala/catala.md). + +Daca vorbesti romana, [da click aici](romanian/nalba.md). + +Ifyay ouyay eakspay Igpay Atinlay, [ogay erehay](pig-latin/arshmallowmay.md). + +Si vous parlez français, [suivez-moi](french/feu-de-camp.md) + +Ha beszélsz magyarul, [kövess](hungarian/malyvacukor.md) + +Если вы говорите по-русски, то вам [сюда](russian/zefir.md) + +Калі вы размаўляеце па-беларуску, вам [сюды] (belarussian/zefir.md) + +Pokud mluvíš česky, [pokračuj zde](czech/marsmelouny.md). + +Toegang tot de [nederlandse versie](dutch/welkom.md). + +Jeśli mówisz po polsku, [kliknij tutaj](Polish/ptasieMleczko.md). + +Se você fala português, [entre aqui](portugues/colaborando.md) + +Se fala Português_PT, [clique aqui](portugues_pt/colaborar.md). + +Ако говорите български, кликнете [тук](bulgarian/burning_room.md). + +日本語を使う人は、[ここ](japanese/chasitsu.md)に行ってください。 + +Jos puhut suomea, jatka [tänne](finnish/sauna.md) + +Rägite eesti keeles, vajutage [siia](estonian/raamat.md). + +Якщо ви говорите українською, перейдіть за [посиланням](ukrainian/marshmallow.md). + +Falls Sie Deutsch sprechen, beginnen Sie [hier](german/ruderboot.md). + +Euskalduna bazara, joan [hona](basque/gaztelua.md). + +เรียนเชิญเข้าภาษาไทย Welcome to [Thailand](Thai/Songs/ThaiSong_FanJa.md) + +And if you like [Thai food](Thai/Cuisine/TomYumKung.md) + +Maligayang Bati! [Philippines](Philippines/salamat.md) + +אם אתה מדבר עברית, [לחץ כאן](hebrew/marshmallow.md). + +Εάν μιλάτε ελληνικά, συνεχίστε [εδώ](greek/marshmallow.md) + +Ja runā latviski, [dodies šeit](./latvian/zefirs.md). + +Hvis du taler dansk, [tryk her](danish/velkommen.md) + +Ifall du pratar svenska, [tryck här](swedish/start.md) + +Hvis du snakker norsk, [trykk her](norwegian/start.md) + +Ako govoris hrvatski, [klikni ovdje](croatian/sljez.md) + +Ak hovoríš po slovensky, [klikni sem](slovak/marsmelaci.md) + +اگر به زبان فارسی صحبت می‌کنید، [به اینجا بروید](persian/otagheh-basteh.md) + +आप हिंदी बोलते हैं ?,[go here](hindi/bollywood.md) + +ನೀವು ಕೆಚ್ಚೆದೆಯ ಕನ್ನಡಿಗರಾದರೆ, [ಇಲ್ಲಿ ಒತ್ತಿ](kannada/soochike.md). + +Če govoriš slovensko, [klikni sem](slovenian/začetek.md). + +తెలుగులో రాయుటకు [ఇక్కడ](telugu/telugu.md) నొక్కండి.:-) + +ಕುಡ್ಲದ ಜನ [ಇಡೆ ಒತ್ತುಲ](tulu/tulu.md)ೆ. + +Кыргызча сүйлөсөңөр, [бул жака.](kyrgyz/makal-lakaptar.md) + +Se falas galego, [achégate](galician/lua.md). + +click vaj tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh'a' [naDev click](klingon/start.md) + +तुम्हाला मराठी भाषा येत असेल तर इथे जा: [संकेथ्स्थळ ](Marathi/marathi.md) + +Po flisni shqip, [shkoni ketu](albanian/hyrje.md) + +നിങ്ങളുടെ ഭാഷ മലയാളം ആണെങ്കിൽ, +[ഇവിടെ ക്ലിക്ക് ചെയ്യുക](Malayalam/malayalam.md) + +[ئەگەر کوردی ئەزانیت کلیک بکە](kurdish/kurdi.md) + +Ako govorite srpski [klikni ovde](serbian/start.md) + +If you speak Urdu [click here](urdu/urdu-news.md) + +Ako govorite Bosanski jezik/If You speak Bosnian language [kliknite ovdje/click here](Bosnian/Bosnian_story.md) + +Nếu bạn nói tiếng Việt, [nhấn vào link này](vietnamese/kechuyen.md). + +Se vi parolas esperanton, alklaki [tie] (esperanto/komenci.md). + +ئەگەر ئۇيغۇرچە سۆزلىسىڭىز، [بۇ يەرگە كىرىڭ](uyghurish/uyghurish-story.md) + +Na kama lugha yako ni Swahili, [click hapa](swahili/swahili.md) + +As jy Afrikaans kan praat, gaan [hier](afrikaans/kos.md) + +======= +Kama unazungumza kiswahili [ingia hapa](swahili/marshmallow.md) + +If you speak Gujarati, go [here](Gujarati/gujarati.md). + +If you want learn Telugu, click [here](Telugu/Telugu.md). + +If you want to know more about IoT, click [here](english/iot/intro.md). + +If GibberisHkjsbckjsjcn,[hereeekdcskj](Gibberish/Gibberish.md) + +તમે ગુજરાતી છો તો [અહી](Gujarati/અમે ગુજરાતી લોકો છીએ/અમે ગુજરાતી લોકો છીએ.md) જાઓ + +To explore the বাংলা (bangla/bengali) search engine, news portals, and blogs [click here](bangla/bangla-portals.md). + +If you speak oriya, click [here](oriya/oriya.md). + +If you understand Tamil, திருநாவுக்கரசர் அருளிய தேவாரம் [இங்கே அழுத்தவும்](Tamil/Thevaram/thevarm.md) + +if you understand maithli, click [here...](maithli/maithli.md) + +if (you.understand("C#")) here.click(); + +if you speak Bahasa Indonesia [klik disini](indonesia/bahasa-indonesia.md) + +Dreams to Memories – Wisdom in Ladakh.To read this click [here](Himalayan_Odyssey/HO.md) + +Astoli Dothraki ? [Dothrae jinne](dothraki/dothraki_evoli.md) + +Si Latine legere vis, [hic preme](latin/arena.md) + +አማርኟ ኸቻልክ [ተጫን](Amharic/ጀምር.md) + +ti o ba so ede yoruba, [gba ono yi](yoruba/history/yoruba_history.md) + +If you speak Igbo, [go here](igbo/igbo-news.md) + +[Russian lang? | Рус. яз.?](ru/lang.md) + +If you want to visit google developer , [go here](english/android-dev/dev.md). diff --git a/latin/arena.md b/latin/arena.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1ab4d7d59c --- /dev/null +++ b/latin/arena.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Eheu! In Collosseo stas. In manu gladium habes. Gladium re rubente +limatum!!! Oh di immortales! Homines clamant atque furor Collosseum +pervadit. +Te adversum in arena sunt - non intueri volo - tres +armiferae Amazones te ferociter intuentes! + +[Solum quod in tibi mentem venit est Ovidii carmen!](carmen/carmen.md) diff --git a/latin/carmen/carmen.md b/latin/carmen/carmen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d6748b81e --- /dev/null +++ b/latin/carmen/carmen.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Tremens tibi persuades esse in luco Arcadio et recitas: + stant calices; minor inde fabas, holus alter habebat, + et spumat testo pressus uterque suo. +Inopinatissime unusquisque in Colloseo in imo pectore permotus est et +tuus tremor decrescit. diff --git a/latvian/grab-lighter/es_aizeju/es_aizeju.md b/latvian/grab-lighter/es_aizeju/es_aizeju.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c74f6b19ca --- /dev/null +++ b/latvian/grab-lighter/es_aizeju/es_aizeju.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Piecelos un neizlemigi izstebereju lauka spoza sestdienas +rita. Zefiru istaba, kas vel nebus? Nu, vismaz skiltavas +noderes. Nez kam ta virve bija domata? diff --git a/latvian/grab-lighter/grab-lighter.md b/latvian/grab-lighter/grab-lighter.md index 1b627b7d5e..8362ca83b5 100644 --- a/latvian/grab-lighter/grab-lighter.md +++ b/latvian/grab-lighter/grab-lighter.md @@ -1,3 +1,8 @@ Tu ar trīcošām rokām paķer šķiltavas no zemes. Tu drudžaini tās mēģini noslēpt savā bikšū kabatā. + +Tu izvelc telefonu no otras kabatas un Googlei jautā: ko tagad darīt? + +Tacu pirms paradas atbilde, telefons izladejas. Shis fakts tevi +ashi atgriezh [realitate](./es_aizeju/es_aizeju.md) diff --git a/latvian/sniegt_roku/sniegt_roku.md b/latvian/sniegt_roku/sniegt_roku.md index 6fb3d63e5f..21ca657432 100644 --- a/latvian/sniegt_roku/sniegt_roku.md +++ b/latvian/sniegt_roku/sniegt_roku.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ Kamēr zefīra roka mēģina sagrābt šķiltavu, -Tu izliec savu roku un saki "Čau!" \ No newline at end of file +Tu izliec savu roku un saki "Čau!" + +Zefīra roka maina virzienu un mēģina sagrābt Tavu roku. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/lithuanian/apsiciupineti/apsiciupineti.md b/lithuanian/apsiciupineti/apsiciupineti.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b1bc7010ab --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/apsiciupineti/apsiciupineti.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Apsičiupinėjęs randa kažką kišenėje + +Ištraukęs pamato, jog tai žibintuvėlis + +kurį kadaise buvo gavęs iš [raganos](./ragana/ragana.md) diff --git a/lithuanian/apsiciupineti/ragana/ragana.md b/lithuanian/apsiciupineti/ragana/ragana.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4ee3897466 --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/apsiciupineti/ragana/ragana.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Kuri žibintuvėlį buvo užkerėjusi stebuklingais stebuklažodžiais diff --git a/lithuanian/apsisukti/apsisukti.md b/lithuanian/apsisukti/apsisukti.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6c9110269d --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/apsisukti/apsisukti.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Jis apsisuko ir pamatė diff --git a/lithuanian/miegoti/miegas.md b/lithuanian/miegoti/miegas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6d9bacdff0 --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/miegoti/miegas.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ir jis skaniai užmiega +. Užmigęs sapnuoja kad vaikšto po mėnulį ir pasydęs [atsibudo](../rekti/garsiau/atsibusti/atsibusti.md) diff --git a/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/atsibusti/atsibusti.md b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/atsibusti/atsibusti.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..69a680789f --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/atsibusti/atsibusti.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Atsibusdo visiškoje tamsoje, o vilkai - dingę. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/begti/begti.md b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/begti/begti.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b7dee976ac --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/begti/begti.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Jis bėgo kaip niekada gyvenime nebuvo bėgęs... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/garsiau.md b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/garsiau.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f72fb1a1cf --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/garsiau.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Netrukus atbėgo trys vilkai + +...ir jis... + +[Pradėjo bėgti](begti/begti.md) + +[Atsibudo](atsibusti/atsibusti.md) + +[Ieškojo ginklo](ginklas/ginklas.md) diff --git a/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/ginklas/ginklas.md b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/ginklas/ginklas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..08b52f2575 --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/rekti/garsiau/ginklas/ginklas.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Bet tamsoje nieko nerado... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/lithuanian/rekti/niekas.md b/lithuanian/rekti/niekas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..25bf24378b --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/rekti/niekas.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Bet niekas neįvyksta + +[Užsimerkti](../uzsimerkti/vejas.md) + +[Vėl rėkti](./niekas.md) + +[Rėkti garsiau](garsiau/garsiau.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/lithuanian/sapnuoti/sapnuoti.md b/lithuanian/sapnuoti/sapnuoti.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..82a2a2d7c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/sapnuoti/sapnuoti.md @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +Sapnas +Dienų žaliųjų ilgesį surinksiu +Ir išsklaidysiu tėviškės laukuos. +Ramiai vingiuos ten vieškelis sulinkęs, +Kaip raitelis laukais nujos. + +Dažnai sapnuoju aš, kad pilyse gyvenom, +Ten šypsos ežerai lyg mėlynu dangum. +Išeina iš pilies bajoras senas +Ir žada pasaką pasekti mum. + +Lyg obelis balti plaukai ant kaklo driekias +Ir bėga rūpesčiai išvarginta kakta. +Šalia jo tarnas stovi senas ir paliegęs, +Nubraukdamas vis ašaras slapta. + +Bajorą grįžt pilin vadina +Duktė kaip nuotaka daili. +Palinksta ji prie jo krūtinės +Vis jo raminama: “Kodėl verki?” + +Kažkur suskamba balsas virpantis ir storo, +Ir, rods, tyla laukus aplies!.. +Sudunda vartai ties pilim bajoro, +Ir nyksta žingsniai glūdumoj nakties. + +Viskas vėl lieka kaip ant ežero krūtinės +Ir neįžvelgiama, tamsiai gilu… +Bajorą seną, pilis linksmas atminęs, +Dienų žaliųjų ilgesį renku. + +1936 \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/lithuanian/startas.md b/lithuanian/startas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71512dbad8 --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/startas.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Čia viskas prasidėjo + +Visiškoje tamsoje jis turėjo pasirinkti + +[Užsimerkti](uzsimerkti/vejas.md) + +[Pradėti rėkti](rekti/niekas.md) + +[Eiti miegoti](miegoti/miegas.md) + +[Apsisukti](apsisukti/apsisukti.md) + +[Apsičiupinėti](apsiciupineti/apsiciupineti.md) + +[Sapnuoti](sapnuoti/sapnuoti.md) diff --git a/lithuanian/uzsimerkti/vejas.md b/lithuanian/uzsimerkti/vejas.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..731c419b23 --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/uzsimerkti/vejas.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Po akimirkos jis pajuto švelnų vėją +ir jo nosį užgniaužė sodruus [žemuogių](./zemuoges/zemuoges.md) kvapas diff --git a/lithuanian/uzsimerkti/zemuoges/zemuoges.md b/lithuanian/uzsimerkti/zemuoges/zemuoges.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1602822b43 --- /dev/null +++ b/lithuanian/uzsimerkti/zemuoges/zemuoges.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +ir jis įsinorėjo diff --git a/love/love.md b/love/love.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..372e9966e9 --- /dev/null +++ b/love/love.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Love is universal, some say, [French] (../french/feu-de-camp.md) is the language of love. + +Do I agree? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/maibrat/tinyi.md b/maibrat/tinyi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ab3c929ae0 --- /dev/null +++ b/maibrat/tinyi.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Tao tano na. Meen kanu. Soh nawe hah nee nmat mai roto to, [nsit mai wefo](../language.md) diff --git a/maithli/maithli.md b/maithli/maithli.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8af171ac18 --- /dev/null +++ b/maithli/maithli.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Hello..Looks like interested in maithili.. +Have a look at the national award wining upcoming maithli movie.. +[mithila-makhan](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oL4bf7GQHtk) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/nepali/aalchi lagyo/alchi.md b/nepali/aalchi lagyo/alchi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..747f8e5f34 --- /dev/null +++ b/nepali/aalchi lagyo/alchi.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Yo k k ho description ma padnai alchi lagyo + +euta link halnu re ani... + +haha + +lata google ko [link] (https://www.google.com) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/nepali/about_nepal.md b/nepali/about_nepal.md index 44e53b162c..0c23405e25 100644 --- a/nepali/about_nepal.md +++ b/nepali/about_nepal.md @@ -2,4 +2,13 @@ र पुरातातिवक समपदाहरूको बखान अनतराषिटय समुदायमा पिन ठुलो छ । -थप जानकारीको लािग [यहाँ िथचनुहोस् ।] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal) \ No newline at end of file +थप जानकारीको लािग [यहाँ िथचनुहोस् ।](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nepal) + +एक सिङे गैंडा आरक्षणमा उल्लेख्निय योग्दन दिने +चितवन राष्ट्रिय निकुन्जको बारे जान्न +[यहाँ िथचनुहोस् ।] (http://www.chitwannationalpark.gov.np) + +dhanyabad tapai ko .md file ko lagi +[tapai sanga kura garda ramro lagyo](gthfy/gthfy.md) + +[purano](aalchi lagyo/alchi.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/nepali/gthfy/gthfy.md b/nepali/gthfy/gthfy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..73217a0abe --- /dev/null +++ b/nepali/gthfy/gthfy.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Good To Hear From You + +Duet on Android -- Nice Game + +[Nice] (nice-one/nice.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/nepali/gthfy/nice-one/nice.md b/nepali/gthfy/nice-one/nice.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..eb069437d2 --- /dev/null +++ b/nepali/gthfy/nice-one/nice.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Good Job \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/norwegian/faller/faller.md b/norwegian/faller/faller.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..82239187ad --- /dev/null +++ b/norwegian/faller/faller.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Når jeg går tilbake til stranda sklir jeg på en stein og detter i vannet. + +Samtidig benytter måken sjansen til å gå til angrep! + +... diff --git a/norwegian/start.md b/norwegian/start.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9af3230066 --- /dev/null +++ b/norwegian/start.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Nå er det din tur å fortsette eventyret herfra! + +Det er en varm kveld midt i sommerferien. + +Du sitter på en stein i vannkanten og ser noe flyte i fjæra. + +En måke skrikker over deg, det er da du ser meg. + +Jeg går ned i fjæra og plukker opp gjennstanden som fløyt der. + + +[faller i vannet](faller/faller.md) diff --git a/oriya/oriya.md b/oriya/oriya.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3f47911fc7 --- /dev/null +++ b/oriya/oriya.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Kemiti acha? diff --git a/persian/dream/dasht/pahnavar.md b/persian/dream/dasht/pahnavar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..86b5de1df5 --- /dev/null +++ b/persian/dream/dasht/pahnavar.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +شب بود و من در دشتی وسیع در کنار یکی از دوستانم در جاده ای که انتهای آن نامشخص بود قدم میزدیم +نسیم خنکی صورت هایمان را نوازش میداد. آسمان به طرز شگفت انگیزی پر از ستاره های درخشان بود +ناگهان رنگ تیره ی آسمان از سمت افق به سرخی و روشنی گرایید و این روشنایی بیشتر و بیشتر میشد و ما را محو خود کرده بود +چیزی به ما نزدیک میشد یا از آسمان میگذشت. ما در ته قلبمان عاشقش شده بودیم diff --git a/persian/dream/index.md b/persian/dream/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9f50212b82 --- /dev/null +++ b/persian/dream/index.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +درون یک دشت بودم، [به اینجا بروید](dasht/pahnavar.md) diff --git a/persian/otagheh-basteh.md b/persian/otagheh-basteh.md index c72b200bd5..adee4767cf 100644 --- a/persian/otagheh-basteh.md +++ b/persian/otagheh-basteh.md @@ -1,2 +1,4 @@ + داشتم یک رؤیا میدیدم، [به اینجا بروید](dream/index.md) + چشم‌هایم را در یک اتاق کوچک و بسته باز کردم. نگاهی به اطراف انداختم. نمی‌دانستم کجا هستم و چگونه وارد این اتاق شده‌ام. -هیچ در و پنجره‌ای در این اتاق کوچک ندیدم و هیچ صدایی نمی‌شنیدم. +هیچ در و پنجره‌ای در این اتاق کوچک ندیدم و هیچ صدایی نمی‌شنیدم. ترسیده بودم و نمی دانستم چکار کنم diff --git a/pig-latin/arshmallowmay.md b/pig-latin/arshmallowmay.md index e06a59f7bd..195bfc97a2 100644 --- a/pig-latin/arshmallowmay.md +++ b/pig-latin/arshmallowmay.md @@ -9,3 +9,5 @@ Oday ouyay: [Ogay ackbay otay eepslay](eepslay/arshmallowmay.md)? [Ixfay ourselfyay ayay upcay ofyay othay ocolatechay](othay-ocolatechay/ocolatechay.md)? + +[akemay iceray ispiekray eatstray](iceray-ispiekray/iceray-ispiekray.md)? diff --git a/pig-latin/iceray-ispiekray/iceray-ispiekray.md b/pig-latin/iceray-ispiekray/iceray-ispiekray.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5f84674e96 --- /dev/null +++ b/pig-latin/iceray-ispiekray/iceray-ispiekray.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +ybay ixingmay iceray ispieskray andyay utterbay intoyay hetay allway, enthay icingslay hetay allway +intoyay ubescay, youyay ancay etgay outyay ofyay hetay oomray. Urtherfay, youyay areyay ownay +arryingcay ayay astytay eattray! + diff --git a/pig-latin/ightlay-irefay/artstay-eatingyay/artstay-eatingyay.md b/pig-latin/ightlay-irefay/artstay-eatingyay/artstay-eatingyay.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3a117d00e2 --- /dev/null +++ b/pig-latin/ightlay-irefay/artstay-eatingyay/artstay-eatingyay.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Youyay ealizeray isthay isyay atwhay ouyay avehay eenbay aitingway orfay ouryay +olewhay ifelay. Ownay isyay ouryay imetay otay ineshay! Youyay eginbay +eatingyay ethay ightlyslay urntbay oodnessgay ofyay eightyay undredhay +oundspay ofyay arshmallowsmay. diff --git a/pig-latin/ightlay-irefay/irefay.md b/pig-latin/ightlay-irefay/irefay.md index ac717b5729..f9a3ca773c 100644 --- a/pig-latin/ightlay-irefay/irefay.md +++ b/pig-latin/ightlay-irefay/irefay.md @@ -5,3 +5,7 @@ ecomesbay everyay osay ightlyslay ownbray ustjay aboveyay ethay irefay. Ethay allsway aroundyay youyay eginbay otay eltmay, obsglay ofyay amingflay arshmallowmay allingfay allyay aroundyay youyay. + +Oday ouyay: + +[Ogay ithway ethay owflay andyay artstay eatingyay](artstay-eatingyay/artstay-eatingyay.md)? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/pig-latin/othay-ocolatechay/ocolatechay.md b/pig-latin/othay-ocolatechay/ocolatechay.md index c4e3880c33..8138cfbda8 100644 --- a/pig-latin/othay-ocolatechay/ocolatechay.md +++ b/pig-latin/othay-ocolatechay/ocolatechay.md @@ -1,2 +1,5 @@ Youyay apescray omesay arshmallowsmay offyay ethay allsway andyay utpay ityay -inyay youryay othay ocolatechay. astesTay eatgray! \ No newline at end of file +inyay youryay othay ocolatechay. astesTay eatgray! + +utbay uddenlysay, ouyay earhay away ucklechay... +"o'swhay erethay?" ouyay askway. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/amigo/filosofia/estudar.md b/portugues/amigo/filosofia/estudar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2636f30eec --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/amigo/filosofia/estudar.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +E comecei por ler este livro : + +[Ética, de Baruch Espinoza](etica/ler.md) + diff --git a/portugues/amigo/filosofia/etica/ler.md b/portugues/amigo/filosofia/etica/ler.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae99453529 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/amigo/filosofia/etica/ler.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Você começa a [ler](https://ebooks.adelaide.edu.au/s/spinoza/benedict/ethics/complete.html), e as dúvidas começam a +surgir. Então você busca meios de saná-las, começando por... diff --git a/portugues/amigo/incomodar/aplicativo.md b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/aplicativo.md index 72f747b55a..85f382e31f 100644 --- a/portugues/amigo/incomodar/aplicativo.md +++ b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/aplicativo.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ Você fica triste e desiste do aplicativo. + +[Você tenta aprender mais com ele](aprender/aprender.md) + +[Você parte para desenvolver outro aplicativo](desenvolver/aplicativo.md) diff --git a/portugues/amigo/incomodar/aprender/aprender.md b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/aprender/aprender.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c85ed1b113 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/aprender/aprender.md @@ -0,0 +1,43 @@ +Você aprende os comandos uteis do Git/GitHub + +git init -> inicializa um repositório git + +git config --global user.email "you@example.com" + +git config --global user.name "Your Name" + +git log -> mostra as versões que já tiveram commit e seus detalhes + +git status -> mostra como estão seu working directory, stage area e repository + +git diff -> sem argumentos, compara o working directory com a stage area + +git diff --staged -> compara a stage area com o repository + +git diff id1 id2 -> compara dois commits diferentes + +git add file -> adiciona um arquivo modificado na working area para a stage area + +git commit -> faz o commit de tudo que está na stage area + +git log --graph --oneline -> apresenta os logs em forma de grafo + +git branch -> mostra os branches do seu projeto + +git branch xxx -> cria um novo branch + +git checkout xxx -> vai para o branch desejado, ou se utilizar um id de commit, cria um branch sem head + +git merge master changes -> realiza um merge de changes para o master + +git clone https://github.com/romero/recipes.git -> cria um clone do repositorio do git hub localmente + +git push origin master -> passa o conteudo do master local para a origem no github + +git pull origin master -> passa o conteudo online para o master local + +git fetch -> puxa as atualizações realizadas no repositiorio online (Sem fazer o merge) + +git remote add upstream https://... -> adiciona um repositorio original do fork + +git rebase upstream/master --> fast-foward do projeto para o master do repositorio original do fork diff --git a/portugues/amigo/incomodar/desenvolver/aplicativo.md b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/desenvolver/aplicativo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d6cc183e0b --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/desenvolver/aplicativo.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você começa a desenvolver um aplicativo para ensinar dança. diff --git a/portugues/amigo/incomodar/reinventar/reinventar-app.md b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/reinventar/reinventar-app.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6ad9d19b49 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/amigo/incomodar/reinventar/reinventar-app.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Procuro um amigo "geek" para colaborar comigo e fazemos uma versão melhorada sem o bug :) + +Mas infelizmente ele registrou a patente do programa e ganhou todos os créditos. diff --git a/portugues/amigo/tecnologia.md b/portugues/amigo/tecnologia.md index 0010b16a2f..3a6991f2f4 100644 --- a/portugues/amigo/tecnologia.md +++ b/portugues/amigo/tecnologia.md @@ -3,3 +3,7 @@ Você falou com seu amigo e... [Ele pediu para parar de incomodar toda vez que tem um problema no celular.](incomodar/aplicativo.md) [Gostou muito da aplicação e decidiu lhe ensinar como colaborar com o desenvolvedor.](../colabora/colaborar.md) + +Percebeu que a tecnologia não é o seu ramo voltar a estudar [filosofia](filosofia/estudar.md) + +Muito bem! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/barata/Alexandre/alexandre.md b/portugues/barata/Alexandre/alexandre.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f5957e3d1f --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/Alexandre/alexandre.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Diz aí Alexandre o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar uma bombinha pra me defender. +Diz aí Alexandre o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar uma bombinha pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar .. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/barata/Biluga/biluga.md b/portugues/barata/Biluga/biluga.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4bdf8814fd --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/Biluga/biluga.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Diz aí Biluguinha o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um soco pra me defender. +Diz aí Biluguinha o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um soco pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar uma socada na barata dela ( x4 ) diff --git a/portugues/barata/Fernando/fernando.md b/portugues/barata/Fernando/fernando.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..65a890936e --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/Fernando/fernando.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Diz aí Fernando o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar uma espora pra me defender. +Diz aí Fernando o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar uma espora pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar uma esporada na barata dela ( x4 ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/barata/LuisFernando/luisFernando.md b/portugues/barata/LuisFernando/luisFernando.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b96bacb943 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/LuisFernando/luisFernando.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Diz aí Luis Fernando o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um chicote pra me defender. +Diz aí Luis Fernando o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um chicote pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar uma chicotada na barata dela. ( x4 ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/barata/Luizinho/luizinho.md b/portugues/barata/Luizinho/luizinho.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5f6c5a5ddd --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/Luizinho/luizinho.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Diz aí Luizinho o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um inseticida pra me defender. +Diz aí Luizinho o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um inseticida pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar uma tonteada na barata dela ( x4 ) diff --git a/portugues/barata/Pedro/pedro.md b/portugues/barata/Pedro/pedro.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5f22f21ec5 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/Pedro/pedro.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Diz aí Pedro o que "cê" vai fazer. Eu vou comprar um vassoura pra me defender. +Diz aí Pedro o que "cê" vai fazer. Eu vou comprar um vassoura pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar uma vassourada na barata dela. ( x4 ) diff --git a/portugues/barata/Rogerio/rogerio.md b/portugues/barata/Rogerio/rogerio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ceac903903 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/Rogerio/rogerio.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Diz aí Rogério o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um pau pra me defender. +Diz aí Rogério o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar um pau pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar uma paulada na barata dela ( x4 ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/barata/Serginho/serginho.md b/portugues/barata/Serginho/serginho.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b75bb15d81 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/Serginho/serginho.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Diz aí Serginho o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar uma furadeira pra me defender. +Diz aí Serginho o que "cê" vai fazer. +Eu vou comprar uma furadeira pra me defender. + +Ele vai dar uma furada na barata dela ( x4 ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/barata/baratadavizinha.md b/portugues/barata/baratadavizinha.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6095000747 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/barata/baratadavizinha.md @@ -0,0 +1,22 @@ +Toda vez que eu chego em casa, +a barata da vizinha está na minha cama. +Toda vez que eu chego em casa, +a barata da vizinha está na minha cama. + +[Diz aí Luis Fernando o que "cê" vai fazer:](LuisFernando/luisFernando.md) + +[Diz aí Rogério o que "cê" vai fazer:](Rogerio/rogerio.md) + +[Diz aí Fernando o que "cê" vai fazer:](Fernando/fernando.md) + +[Diz aí Luizinho o que "cê" vai fazer:](Luizinho/luizinho.md) + +[Diz aí Serginho o que "cê" vai fazer:](Serginho/serginho.md) + +[Diz aí Alexandre o que "cê" vai fazer:](Alexandre/alexandre.md) + +[Diz aí Biluguinha o que "cê" vai fazer:](Biluga/biluga.md) + +[Diz aí Biluguinha o que "cê" vai fazer:](Pedro/pedro.md) + +E vc? O que "cê" vai fazer? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/cogumelos/cogumelos.md b/portugues/cogumelos/cogumelos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..256035e717 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/cogumelos/cogumelos.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Você tem uma onda muito louca e lutando com o capital gancho na terra do nunca e você tem a idéia para consertar o bug. + +Porém vc se lembra que na verdade vc está no [Titanic](../titanic/iceberg.md) + +Eu vi Gnomos. diff --git a/portugues/colabora/chora/chora.md b/portugues/colabora/chora/chora.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e4832a5d8b --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/chora/chora.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Aos prantos, não lhe resta nada a não ser desistir de usar o app ou conviver com um bug inconveniente. +Triste vida de alguém com tanto potencial e o desperdiça por falta de coragem... +A menos que \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/colaborar.md b/portugues/colabora/colaborar.md index cdb0a609c1..1937d96e2a 100644 --- a/portugues/colabora/colaborar.md +++ b/portugues/colabora/colaborar.md @@ -1,9 +1,13 @@ Muito bem, a comunidade open source fica feliz em ter você ajudando. (obs.: continuar) -Ao encontrar o repositiorio do GitHub o que você faz? +Ao encontrar o repositório do GitHub o que você faz? [Faz um fork para o seu repositório do GitHub.](fork/fork.md) [Dá uma estrela para o repositório.](star/star.md) -[Procura os contribuintes do código e começa a seguí-los.](follow/follow.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Procura os contribuintes do código e começa a seguí-los.](follow/follow.md) + +[Infelizmente, lê o código, não encontra erro algum e CHORA.](chora/chora.md) + +[Toma um cogumelo muito legal e acaba na terra do nunca](../cogumelos/cogumelos.md) diff --git a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/pull.md b/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/pull.md deleted file mode 100644 index 048958a203..0000000000 --- a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/pull.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1,7 +0,0 @@ -Então.. - -O pull request não foi aceito pois havia um erro ortográfico em um comentário - -[Desisto. Essa vida de Github não é pra mim.](desisto/desistir.md) - -[Corrijo os erros ortográficos com a ajuda de um amigo que manja de inglês e reenvio.](reenvio/reenviar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md similarity index 56% rename from portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md index 5a5fb28ec2..b46abbb71a 100644 --- a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md @@ -3,8 +3,8 @@ Você então: [Encontra as alteracoes atraves de um **git diff**?](diff/diff.md) -[Nao sabe corrigir o bug, entao envia ao desenvolvedor as informacoes que conseguiu ate aqui?](../../revisa/revisar.md) +[Nao sabe corrigir o bug, entao envia ao desenvolvedor as informacoes que conseguiu ate aqui?](../../../revisa/revisar.md) -[Senta, chora e tenta outra alternativa?](../colaborar.md) +[Senta, chora e tenta outra alternativa?](../../chora/chora.md) -[Desiste e vai pra praia tomar uma cerveja](../../revisa/desiste/desistir.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Desiste e vai pra praia tomar uma cerveja](../../../revisa/desiste/desistir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/diff.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/diff.md similarity index 79% rename from portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/diff.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/diff.md index 2e1c446044..7d0d46e435 100644 --- a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/diff.md +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/diff.md @@ -2,4 +2,4 @@ Certo, agora que encontrou as diferencas na versão que introduziu o bug você: [Corrige as alterações e realiza um "pull request" ao master branch](pull/pull.md) -[Nao sabe corrigir o bug, entao envia ao desenvolvedor as informacoes que conseguiu ate aqui?](../../../revisa/revisar.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Nao sabe corrigir o bug, entao envia ao desenvolvedor as informacoes que conseguiu ate aqui?](../../../../revisa/revisar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/descobre/descobrir.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/descobre/descobrir.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8ab7c80c70 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/descobre/descobrir.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Você começa a estudar no duolingo inglês e lembra que não aprofundou na época de escola pois teve dificuldade em +responder uma importante questão em uma prova "TO BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE QUESTION" \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/desisto/desistir.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/desisto/desistir.md similarity index 100% rename from portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/desisto/desistir.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/desisto/desistir.md diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/pull.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/pull.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8311785e4c --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/pull.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Então.. + +O pull request não foi aceito pois havia um erro ortográfico em um comentário + +[Desisto. Essa vida de Github não é pra mim.](desisto/desistir.md) + +[Corrijo os erros ortográficos com a ajuda de um amigo que manja de inglês e reenvio.](reenvio/reenviar.md) + +[Descobre, logo agora que aprendeu o bash, vai ter que retomar os estudos de inglês no duolingo] (descobre/descobrir.md) + +Abro o [Google Tradutor](https://translate.google.com.br/) e verifico a tradução do meu comentário. + +Descubro que não era o que eu queria escrever: [corrijo meu erro e reenvio](reenvio/reenviar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/reenviar.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/reenviar.md similarity index 62% rename from portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/reenviar.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/reenviar.md index e81106991f..c40ef60248 100644 --- a/portugues/colabora/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/reenviar.md +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/reenviar.md @@ -1,4 +1,8 @@ Você reenvia e então o bug que existia há um bom tempo não é mais um bug. Muita gente comenta nos blogs que o erro foi finalmente corrigido e então o responsável por manter o programa pede sua ajuda para se tornar um dos responsáveis por manter essa parte do programa. -O que você faz? \ No newline at end of file +O que você faz? + +[Aceita e dá um watch no projeto.](watch/watch.md) + +[Não aceita mas dá um star no repositório pois agora ele está melhor por sua causa.](star/star.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/star/star.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/star/star.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5572bab50a --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/star/star.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Dar STAR no repositório demonstra gratidão ao responsável pelo projeto ao torná-lo mais popular +dentro dos rankings no Github. Onde você pode pesquisar por novos projetos interessantes dentro do Github? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/colaborador/colaborador.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/colaborador/colaborador.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3398773916 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/colaborador/colaborador.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Você segue apenas como colaborador. Como sua ajuda passa a ser de grande valor +você recebe convites para atuar em outros projetos: diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/divulga.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/divulga.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c340427771 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/divulga.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Com o passar do tempo e aumento de sua reputação na comunidade open source, você foi chamado para +participar em eventos de TI para realizar treinamentos de Git e GitHub: + +[Você aceita atuar como instrutor em treinamentos Git e GitHub](instrutor/instrutor.md) + +[Você recusa a proposta e segue apenas como colaborador](colaborador/colaborador.md) diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/instrutor.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/instrutor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..343c369358 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/instrutor.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Você desenvolve um curso de Git e GitHub a passa a ganhar uma boa grana com +o novo trabalho, agora você deseja criar um grande projeto colaborativo no GitHub: + +[Você procura por amigos conhecidos para ajudar](procura-amigos/procura-amigos.md) + +[Você procura por desenvolvedores de renome no GitHub para ajudar](procura-desenvolvedores/procura-desenvolvedores.md) diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/procura-amigos/procura-amigos.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/procura-amigos/procura-amigos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5bc7a1f3f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/procura-amigos/procura-amigos.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Você encontra uns caras bem legais. Já gravaram cursos de desenho técnico mas +não sabem nem o que é Git. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/procura-desenvolvedores/procura-desenvolvedores.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/procura-desenvolvedores/procura-desenvolvedores.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4c8408af6f --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/divulga/instrutor/procura-desenvolvedores/procura-desenvolvedores.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Você encontra um amigo que estudou durante o ensino médio. Porém a unica imagem +que vem em sua cabeça é de você zuando com a cara dele porque ele era nerd de +mais. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/emprego.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/emprego.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2c8be6c257 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/emprego.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Você foi aprovado em uma entrevista de emprego na empresa cujo nome possui três letras + pelo fato de ter contribuido para a comunidade open source, através de correções de bugs +e criação de novas features em aplicações de terceiros. + +Você então é convidado para criar um curso que ensina programadores a utilizar o Git. +Uma empresa parceira é necessária para criação desse curso. Qual empresa você convida: + +[Udacity] (udacity/udacity.md) + +[Google] (google/google.md) + +[FaceBook] (facebook/facebook.md) + diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/facebook/facebook.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/facebook/facebook.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c6e9f497be --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/facebook/facebook.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +O Facebook aceita o convite e também inclui a Udacity no projeto. +Juntos vocês disponibilizam um excelente curso sobre Git/GitHub! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/google/google.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/google/google.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..14075b65b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/google/google.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +A Google aceita o convite e também inclui e Udacity no projeto. +Juntos vocês disponibilizam um excelente curso sobre Git/GitHub! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/udacity/udacity.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/udacity/udacity.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..146d798ad2 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/emprego/udacity/udacity.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +A Udacity aceita o convite e juntos vocês disponibilizam um excelente curso sobre Git/GitHub! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/watch.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/watch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f021fafe20 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/comdiferencas/diff/pull/reenvio/watch/watch.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Dando WATCH você passa a receber notificações sobre novas alterações, como você acha que ser +contribuinte em um repositório open source pode ajudar na sua carreira ? + +[Para adicionar no currículo e mostrar como diferencial em uma entrevista de emprego] (emprego/emprego.md) + +[Divulgar o seu nome e, consequentemente, o seu trabalho para a comunidade open source] (divulga/divulga.md) diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/fork.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/fork.md index d34c3c80ab..40fc6fd855 100644 --- a/portugues/colabora/fork/fork.md +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/fork.md @@ -2,6 +2,6 @@ Muito bem, agora mãos à massa. Faça um clone para seu computador e usando git diff encontre a diferença entre a versão funcional e a versão com bug. Tente corrigir... -[Não há diferenças entre as duas versões.](../semdiferencas/semdiferencas.md) +[Não há diferenças entre as duas versões.](semdiferencas/semdiferencas.md) -[Há uma diferença entre as duas versões.](../comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md) +[Há uma diferença entre as duas versões.](comdiferencas/comdiferencas.md) diff --git a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/pentefino.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/pentefino.md similarity index 100% rename from portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/pentefino.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/pentefino.md diff --git a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/ajuda/ajuda.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/ajuda/ajuda.md similarity index 100% rename from portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/ajuda/ajuda.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/ajuda/ajuda.md diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/cafeina/cafe.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/cafeina/cafe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..614c387677 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/cafeina/cafe.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +No caminho para a cozinha você revisa mentalmente tudo o que já conseguiu de informação sobre o bug até o momento. + +Quando você chega próximo a cafeteira você percebe que... [continuem...] \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/cansado/cansado.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/cansado/cansado.md similarity index 100% rename from portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/cansado/cansado.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/cansado/cansado.md diff --git a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/sono.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/sono.md similarity index 63% rename from portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/sono.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/sono.md index acfa553cbb..edae43658c 100644 --- a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/sono.md +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/sono.md @@ -5,3 +5,7 @@ Então você resolve descansar um pouco, e no outro dia você [Se cansa de tentar encontrar o problema](./cansado/cansado.md) [Faz uma pergunta no Stackoverflow esperando alguma dica](./stackoverflow/stackoverflow.md) + +Muda de idéia e não vai descansar, você não pode deixar se vencer pelo cansaço: + +[Vai até a cozinha buscar uma xícara de café](./cafeina/cafe.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/resposta/resposta.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/resposta/resposta.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f18055a33 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/resposta/resposta.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você agora sabe resolver o problema. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/livros/livros.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/livros/livros.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..993686962e --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/livros/livros.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você lê vários livros e ... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/pergunta/pergunta.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/pergunta/pergunta.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0a483da3b5 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/pergunta/pergunta.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você posta a pergunta em vários fóruns e... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/semresposta.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/semresposta.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..383e295ef2 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/semresposta/semresposta.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Você fica louco para receber uma resposta, então você... + +[Pergunta em outros lugares](pergunta/pergunta.md) + +[Lê vários livros para tentar achar alguma dica.](livros/livros.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/stackoverflow.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/stackoverflow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ef1d4f2cfe --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/stackoverflow.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +No outro dia, você descobre que algumas pessoas responderem à sua pergunta. + +[A resposta é útil](./resposta/resposta.md) + +[Não recebeu uma resposta que ajuda](./semresposta/semresposta.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/semdiferencas.md b/portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/semdiferencas.md similarity index 100% rename from portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/semdiferencas.md rename to portugues/colabora/fork/semdiferencas/semdiferencas.md diff --git a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/stackoverflow.md b/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/stackoverflow.md deleted file mode 100644 index 7893562e18..0000000000 --- a/portugues/colabora/semdiferencas/pentefino/sono/stackoverflow/stackoverflow.md +++ /dev/null @@ -1 +0,0 @@ -No outro dia, você descobre que algumas pessoas responderem à sua pergunta. diff --git a/portugues/colabora/star/star.md b/portugues/colabora/star/star.md index eb99c72904..7560605e6c 100644 --- a/portugues/colabora/star/star.md +++ b/portugues/colabora/star/star.md @@ -1 +1,8 @@ -Ele faz um código bugado e você ainda dá uma estrela? tsc tsc \ No newline at end of file +Ele faz um código bugado e você ainda dá uma estrela? tsc tsc +Tudo bem. É a vontade de parecer simpático. Talvez você esteja procurando um trampo e ser simpático é +importante. Porém, mas eficiente é mostrar serviço! +Tome coragem! + +[Faça um fork!](../fork/fork.md) + +[..Ou sente e chore](../chora/chora.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/colaborando.md b/portugues/colaborando.md index bb9d3ec6b5..10c2913abd 100644 --- a/portugues/colaborando.md +++ b/portugues/colaborando.md @@ -3,12 +3,75 @@ aplicativo, você detecta um bug. Você: +[Faz um canal no youtube para falar de Minecraft](youtube/minecraft.md) + +[Chora descontroladamente até que sua fada madrinha aparece e te dá 1 desejo](fada/fada.md) + +[Caguei, vou ver um video no xvideos](xvideos/xvideos.md) + +[Encontra uns cogumelos na geladeira e decide consumi-los](cogumelos/cogumelos.md) + [Procura o repositório do aplicativo?](colabora/colaborar.md) +[Começa a pensar como solucionar o bug e resolve olhar no codigo fonte](pesquisa/codFonte.md) + [Não é um programador e decide enviar uma revisão do aplicativo para o desenvolvedor?](revisa/revisar.md) [Git o quê?](git/oque.md) +[Procura o site da Udacity para aprender sobre Git e GitHub](udacity/udacity.md) + [Procura um amigo que sabe de tecnologia](amigo/tecnologia.md) -[Cria um aplicativo melhor](cria/melhor.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Cria um aplicativo melhor](cria/melhor.md) + +[Procura um amigo geek e reinventa um app bem melhor!](amigo/incomodar/reinventar/reinventar-app.md) + +[Levanta-se a vai buscar o spray mata insetos](spray/matainsetos.md) + +[Mas esse navio não pode ter bugs!](titanic/iceberg.md) + +[Vai ao banheiro e pega sua toalha](toalha/nave.md) + +[Toda vez que eu chego em casa...](barata/baratadavizinha.md) + +[Será o fim?](historia/fim.md) + +Na verdade, isto tudo é a sua imaginação. Você vive em 1991 e usa MS-DOS 5.0 e um modem de 9600 baud. + +A sua linha telefônica está uma droga hoje e você tem que baixar a ultima versão do XTree para enciumar os seus amigos. + +[Você liga para a companhia telefônica](telefonica/ocupado.md) + +O Git te parece ser util, mas como você ainda não vive no século XXI, você está mais preocupado com esse tal de Windows. + + + +Mas te bateu uma fome danada e você não tem nada na geladeira e nenhum tostão. + +Vende seu PC? +[SIM](venda/sim.md) + +[NÃO](nvenda/nao.md) + +Um tijolo pesa 1 quilo mais meio tijolo. Quanto pesa 1 tijolo e meio? + +BR BR BR Hue hue hue!!!! + +[Você foi assaltado](ladrao/assalto.md) + +[Você vira um jogador...](futebol/futebol.md) + +[História com um fim muito legal] (historia/fim.md) + +[Corrigiria o bug fazendo o seguinte] (jc/jc.md) + +[Usaria: git clone, branch, add, commit e push] (https://www.google.com.br/) + +[Crio um novo branch,olho o bug e uso o github para obter ajuda] (http://gitref.org/) + +[Você quer ser um desenvolvedor de jogos independente](jornada-indie/O inicio.md) + +[Você faz uma simpatia para o código funcionar](simpatia/simpatia.md) + +[Será o fim?](historia/fim.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/cria/melhor.md b/portugues/cria/melhor.md index ffab744832..efda9bbb0c 100644 --- a/portugues/cria/melhor.md +++ b/portugues/cria/melhor.md @@ -1 +1,3 @@ -Crio um melhor sem bug \ No newline at end of file +Crio um melhor sem bug + +Mas não é melhor que [esse] (muito_melhor/muito_melhor.md) diff --git a/portugues/cria/muito_melhor/muito_melhor.md b/portugues/cria/muito_melhor/muito_melhor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3d800c3fce --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/cria/muito_melhor/muito_melhor.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Olha como é melhor! diff --git a/portugues/fada/dinheiro/dinheiro.md b/portugues/fada/dinheiro/dinheiro.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..93aba00337 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/fada/dinheiro/dinheiro.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Parabéns, + +você ficou milionário muito mais rapidamente do que se +fodendo pra entender essas paradas loucas de tecnologia, +vá pra praia e descanse! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/fada/fada.md b/portugues/fada/fada.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a74fdc6896 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/fada/fada.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Senta e chora até que sua fada madrinha apareça. Ela simpatiza com você e te dá direito a 1 desejo, o que você deseja? + +[Você deseja que ela solucione o bug para você](solucao/solucao.md) + +[Você pede 1 milhão de reais e nunca mais se preocupa com Git e Github na vida](dinheiro/dinheiro.md) + +[Você pergunta qual a resposta para o problema da vida, do universo e tudo mais](resposta/universo.md) diff --git a/portugues/fada/resposta/universo.md b/portugues/fada/resposta/universo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2b803b4a6c --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/fada/resposta/universo.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Você pergunta qual a resposta para o problema da vida, do universo e tudo mais. + +Ela então te entrega O Guia do Mochileiro das Galáxias e desaparece. Você então + +Chora e joga o livro no lixo. + +Abraça sua toalha para secar suas lágrimas e começa a ler o livro. + +Desiste do bug e começa a constroi um computador capaz de responder a questão você. diff --git a/portugues/fada/solucao/solucao.md b/portugues/fada/solucao/solucao.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b75de9f7c5 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/fada/solucao/solucao.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Que pena, + +A fada resolveu seu problema agora mas logo surgiu +outro bug que você nao sabia resolver e agora você +perdeu seu emprego e virou mendigo, porque não +pediu dinheiro enquanto podia????? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/futebol/futebol.md b/portugues/futebol/futebol.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..afe942171a --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/futebol/futebol.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Você joga futebol com a cabeça de seus amigos que não conseguem consertar o bug. + +Gol da Alemanha +Gol da Alemanha +Gol da Alemanha +Gol da Alemanha +Gol da Alemanha +Gol da Alemanha +Gol da Alemanha diff --git a/portugues/git/oque.md b/portugues/git/oque.md index fc5f4cc603..f5fb0febbd 100644 --- a/portugues/git/oque.md +++ b/portugues/git/oque.md @@ -4,3 +4,5 @@ Se você não sabe o que é Github e Git e deseja aprender, tente este curso inc Voce tambem pode conferir a pagina de treinamento do GitHub [aqui](https://training.github.com/) Caso você for uma pessoa mais "hardcore", pesquisa na raça clicando [aqui](./pesquisa/sites.md) + +Você não quer saber o que é git? Então [sai!](./sai/sai.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/git/sai/sai.md b/portugues/git/sai/sai.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1d34cd6411 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/git/sai/sai.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Rapaz, era pra você sair. O que faz aqui ainda? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/historia/fim.md b/portugues/historia/fim.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..56a1b276ff --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/historia/fim.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Fim muito legal :) + +Ainda não acabou + +[Será que acabou?](quase-fim/ainda-sem-fim.md) diff --git a/portugues/historia/quase-fim/ainda-sem-fim.md b/portugues/historia/quase-fim/ainda-sem-fim.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c49b4fec01 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/historia/quase-fim/ainda-sem-fim.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ainda sem fim... diff --git a/portugues/jc/jc.md b/portugues/jc/jc.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..59bcfd90db --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/jc/jc.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Eu primeiro faço o fork da branch. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/jornada-indie/O inicio.md b/portugues/jornada-indie/O inicio.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dc1e92010e --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/jornada-indie/O inicio.md @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ +Seja um desenvolvedor independente de jogos agora mesmo: +Você poderá riscar e rasgar diversas folhas; +Praticar arremesso de bola de papel; +Ficar frustado; +Aprenderá digitar até 3x mais rápido; +Criar magnificos ambientes 3D (desde que seu computador permita); +Criar incríveis jogos (dentro de suas limitações técnicas, essas vão atrapalhar bastante); +Será persistente quando aparecer um obstáculo; +Mesmo que não consiga encontrar o erro tentará incansavelmente descobrir a solução; +Descobrirá também que não havia erro nenhum pois você colocou o mesmo código novamente e inexplicavelmente +voltou a funcionar; +Verá seu computador travar muitas vezes; +Perceberá que não tem dinheiro para comprar recursos para seu jogo; +Terá raiva, ódio, estresse, ficará noites sem dormir; +Mas não desistirá, será persistente; +Lançara seu primeiro jogo; +E após varios dias verá que 10 pessoas adquiriram seu jogo (Uhuuuuuuuuuuuuuu); + +Venha agora mesmo para essa incrível jornada! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/ladrao/assalto.md b/portugues/ladrao/assalto.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1e6dc569ac --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/ladrao/assalto.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +O ladrão chega com a arma apontando no seu peito e fala "vou te roubei". O que você faz? + +[Dou uma esquivada estilo Bruce Lee e retruco "vou te peguei"](bruce/bruce.md) + +[Peço licença, tiro a ropa, me cubro de margarina e farinha e me jogo na frigideira](panqueca/panqueca.md) + +[Ele já te roubou](gg/gg.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/ladrao/bruce/bruce.md b/portugues/ladrao/bruce/bruce.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6cdec68170 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/ladrao/bruce/bruce.md @@ -0,0 +1,34 @@ + __--~~--_ _--~~--__ + _-~ \---/ ~-_ + /~ __--~~\ /~~--__ ~\ + / _-~~ | | ~~-_ \ + | /~ | | ~\ | + | / o | | o \ | + | | | | | | + \ \_ _/ \_ _/ / + ~-_~--___--~ b d ~--___--~_-~ + / ~~--- _________ ---~~ \ + / ~~--- _________ ---~~ \ + / __---~~~~ ~~~~---__ \ + _-~~ ~~-_ + /~ ~\ + (_-~ ~-_) + \ / + _-~-_ _-~-_ + / ~~--___ ___--~~ \ + / ~~~~-------~~~~ \ + | | + | | + ___ | | ___ + _-~~ ~~~-| / \ |-~~~ ~~-_ + / | | | | \ + ( ,--~~--_ | | | | _--~~--, ) + \ ~-| | | |-~ / + ~-_ | | | | _-~ + ~-_ \ \ / / _-~ + ~-__ / ) ( \ __-~ + _--_~~_-~ (~-_ _-~) ~-_~~_--_ + _-------( ~~_- \ ~~--___ _-_ ___--~~ / -_~~ )-------_ + ( ,---~~~~~-__-~ ~-_ )~~~ ~~~( _-~~- __ -~~~~~---, ) + ( __---~~~( _-~/ |\ )--~~ ~~--( /| \~-_) ~~~---__ ) + ( _-~~~~--~ ( | ~-~ ~-~ | )~--~~~~-_ ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/ladrao/gg/gg.md b/portugues/ladrao/gg/gg.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..46403fe50e --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/ladrao/gg/gg.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Ele já te roubou fera, não tem mais o que fazer. + +Só aceita. + +GG \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/ladrao/panqueca/panqueca.md b/portugues/ladrao/panqueca/panqueca.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2f821531ff --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/ladrao/panqueca/panqueca.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Wat? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/nvenda/nao.md b/portugues/nvenda/nao.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..acfa76e6f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/nvenda/nao.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Boa idéia. Melhor morrer de fome do que perder o lançamento de Wolfenstein 3D ano que vem. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/pesquisa/codFonte.md b/portugues/pesquisa/codFonte.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1b989f6378 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/pesquisa/codFonte.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +E então... diff --git a/portugues/revisa/cria-proprio-app/cria-proprio-app.md b/portugues/revisa/cria-proprio-app/cria-proprio-app.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ef07a84a40 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/revisa/cria-proprio-app/cria-proprio-app.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você agora tem um longo caminho pela frente. Boa sorte! diff --git a/portugues/revisa/desiste/desistir.md b/portugues/revisa/desiste/desistir.md index f04ad53458..814356fee9 100644 --- a/portugues/revisa/desiste/desistir.md +++ b/portugues/revisa/desiste/desistir.md @@ -1,2 +1,3 @@ Voc vai ter que lidar com este bug sozinho. Se voc tiver sorte, os desenvolvedores encontraro o bug por conta prpria. +A culpa sempre do programador. diff --git a/portugues/revisa/novo-app/novo-app.md b/portugues/revisa/novo-app/novo-app.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f0457fb5e6 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/revisa/novo-app/novo-app.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Vá ao Google Play e baixe um novo app, pare de sofrer :) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/revisa/revisar.md b/portugues/revisa/revisar.md index de151c9d27..4ad541d2f1 100644 --- a/portugues/revisa/revisar.md +++ b/portugues/revisa/revisar.md @@ -9,3 +9,7 @@ Você: [Consegue reproduzir o bug no seu smartphone](tenta-consegue/reproduz.md) [Não está com saco pra isso, e deixa pra lá](desiste/desistir.md) + +[Simplesmente desiste e baixa um app melhor](novo-app/novo-app.md) + +[Decide desenvolver seu próprio app](cria-proprio-app/cria-proprio-app.md) diff --git a/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/amigavel/amigavel.md b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/amigavel/amigavel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..515c828812 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/amigavel/amigavel.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +O desenvolvedor te envia um e-mail dizendo que seria muito importante se você conseguisse reproduzir o bug novamente. +E ele até mesmo te oferece uma recompensa para te motivar. + +[Você resolve tentar achar o bug pela recompensa.](tentativa/tentativa.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/amigavel/tentativa/tentativa.md b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/amigavel/tentativa/tentativa.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d489ce9d6a --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/amigavel/tentativa/tentativa.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Depois de 3 dias trabalhando para achar o bug, você finalmente consegue. + +Você: \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/nao-responde/nao-responde.md b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/nao-responde/nao-responde.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fb67c74458 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/nao-responde/nao-responde.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +O desenvolvedor não responde. Depois de muito tempo você recebe a atualização do aplicativo e descobre que o bug foi +corrigido mesmo sem sua ajuda. diff --git a/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/tenta-falha.md b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/tenta-falha.md index e715e36464..1fcf499499 100644 --- a/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/tenta-falha.md +++ b/portugues/revisa/tenta-nao-consegue/tenta-falha.md @@ -1,5 +1,9 @@ -Voc envia uma resposta ao desenvolvedor, dizendo que no conseguiu reproduzir o bug. +Você envia uma resposta ao desenvolvedor, dizendo que não conseguiu reproduzir o bug. O desenvolvedor: [Te responde e adota um comportamento estranho!](eh-perseguido/salve-se-quem-puder.md) + +[Te responde de forma amigável!](amigavel/amigavel.md) + +[Não te responde!](nao-responde/nao-responde.md) diff --git a/portugues/simpatia/incenso/incenso.md b/portugues/simpatia/incenso/incenso.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..620a1d81a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/simpatia/incenso/incenso.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Você desmaia com o cheiro do incenso e depois de algumas horas desacordado, você volta a si e descobre que o +incenso caiu no computador, e botou fogo em tudo. Por sorte seu vizinho sente o cheiro de queimado, chama +os bombeiros e te leva para o hospital. Parabéns, o bug não se resolveu, mas você continua vivo! diff --git a/portugues/simpatia/resolver/resolver.md b/portugues/simpatia/resolver/resolver.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..099b442459 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/simpatia/resolver/resolver.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Você chora, procura ajuda no stack overflow, faz milhões de alterações e o +código começa a dar um novo bug. Então depois de 1 ano tentando, você +desiste, vira hippie e vai vender miçanga na praia. diff --git a/portugues/simpatia/simpatia.md b/portugues/simpatia/simpatia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac62cca91e --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/simpatia/simpatia.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Você acende um incenso de Âmbar-Elo, e descobre que esse treco fede que é um horror. + +[Você apaga o incenso e tenta resolver o bug sem intervenção do além](resolver/resolver.md) + +[Você aguenta o cheiro, deixa o incenso acesso, e vê no que dá](incenso/incenso.md) diff --git a/portugues/spray/joaninha/comer/comer.md b/portugues/spray/joaninha/comer/comer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5345147ff7 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/spray/joaninha/comer/comer.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Hm... o sabor parece bem exótico! + +Mas, oh! Parece que você ficou com dor de barriga!!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/spray/joaninha/liberar/liberar.md b/portugues/spray/joaninha/liberar/liberar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3072b42cee --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/spray/joaninha/liberar/liberar.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Meus parabéns! Sua misericórdia salvou sua vida e impediu a total destruição +do planeta por uma invasão das joaninhas alienígenas. diff --git a/portugues/spray/joaninha/matar/matar.md b/portugues/spray/joaninha/matar/matar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..11fbb1e611 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/spray/joaninha/matar/matar.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Oh não! Essa não era uma joaninha comum! Você acaba de exterminar a joaninha rainha +de um planeta em uma parte antiga do universo. A terra foi invadida e a raça humana +exterminada. diff --git a/portugues/spray/matainsetos.md b/portugues/spray/matainsetos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8b405e54a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/spray/matainsetos.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Observando melhor, você repara que na verdade o inseto é apenas uma joaninha. + +Você não faria mal a uma joaninha, faria? + +[Matar a joaninha](joaninha/matar/matar.md) + +[Comer a joaninha](joaninha/comer/comer.md) + +[Claro que não! Elas são adoráveis.](joaninha/liberar/liberar.md) diff --git a/portugues/telefonica/centro/camelo.md b/portugues/telefonica/centro/camelo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..217b0fd452 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/telefonica/centro/camelo.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você deu sorte e logo que saiu do ônibus se deparou com um camelô vendendo cópias piratas de software. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/telefonica/ocupado.md b/portugues/telefonica/ocupado.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..84e4768f22 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/telefonica/ocupado.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Só dá ocupado. + +[Você pega um ônibus até o centro para visitar o camelódromo, mas você só tem Cr$ 5,00 na carteira.](centro/camelo.md) + +[Como você não consegue ligar, você resolve ir a praia e gastar seus 5 Cruzeiros num mate Leão.](praia/mate.md) + +[Você resolve trocar de empresa.](outra/mesma.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/telefonica/outra/mesma.md b/portugues/telefonica/outra/mesma.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d9f611a8d4 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/telefonica/outra/mesma.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +A outra operadora é a mesma porcaria! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/telefonica/praia/mate.md b/portugues/telefonica/praia/mate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9273d0a638 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/telefonica/praia/mate.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você chegou à praia e comprou seu mate, mas foi decapitado ("detached HEAD") - por um Leão marinho. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/titanic/arrumar/arrumar.md b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/arrumar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9cc569d8a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/arrumar.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Você mesmo com todos os os programadores do barco percebem que não tem mais jeito. +Assim, vocês colidem com toda a forca no bugberg. +O aplicativo nunca mais abre. + +[Tentar fazer uma imitacão de Di Caprio na proa do barco](imitar/falha.md) + +[Utilizar o middleware java Bote Salva Vidas](middleware/404.md) + +[Cantar "My heart will go on" para o celular](celine-dion/cantar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/titanic/arrumar/celine-dion/cantar.md b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/celine-dion/cantar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..61697a65d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/celine-dion/cantar.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +O celular se comove e começa a cantar com você. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/titanic/arrumar/imitar/falha.md b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/imitar/falha.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..31c11e9b3c --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/imitar/falha.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Você falhou ao tentar imitar Di Caprio. +No momento que voce abre os bracos, o navio range e faz um movimento brusco. +Você cai na água e percebe que ser um cubo de gelo é o seu novo eu. +Voce aceita seu destino, e com o passar dos anos é usado como plataforma para focas \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/titanic/arrumar/middleware/404.md b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/middleware/404.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb795f2ee3 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/arrumar/middleware/404.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Infelizmente você recebe uma exceção de java.langOutOfMemory exception e acaba cortando os pulsos com os pedaços de +uma xícara de café quebrada. diff --git a/portugues/titanic/iceberg.md b/portugues/titanic/iceberg.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ecea987f64 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/iceberg.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Nesse momento você percebe que já é tarde demais, e o iceberg de bugs é muito maior que todos esperavam. + +[Tentar arranjar programadores a bordo para arrumar o bug](arrumar/arrumar.md) + +[Desistir de tudo e pular na água](pular/pular.md) diff --git a/portugues/titanic/pular/boiar/computador/computador.md b/portugues/titanic/pular/boiar/computador/computador.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f8999ade2 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/pular/boiar/computador/computador.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +As pessoas não entedem muito bem como um computador chegou a costa em cima de um pedaco de madeira ainda funcionando. +Como esse é o computador empresarial que tinha sido cedido a voce pela empresa ele é devolvido ao seu chefe. +Ao ver os arquivos, ele nota que voce realmente trabalhou no que ele pediu. +Assim que ele roda o seu código ele vê que está cheio de práticas ruins e não funciona muito bem. +Você é demitido pós-mortem por causa de um aplicativo mal feito. + +-Whitney Huston comeca a tocar- diff --git a/portugues/titanic/pular/boiar/voce/voce.md b/portugues/titanic/pular/boiar/voce/voce.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e014999c78 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/pular/boiar/voce/voce.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +Após dias à deriva, voce chega a terra firme. +Após ser socorrido, voce volta ao trabalho uma semana depois. +Seu chefe pergunta sobre o código que você estava trabalhando e deveria ter entregue uma semana atrás. +Tristemente você não tinha internet e não pode fazer push do seu trabalho. +Você é despedido por que não entregou o código. + +-Whitney Huston comeca a tocar- + +Você vai dar uma volta pela praia, e você vê algo que parece o seu portátil. + +Vendo mais de perto, é mesmo o seu portátil. + +Você leva até casa, como é um Thinkpad você consegue recuperar [seus dados](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KXx-Kys-Fk) + +Você toma uma decisão. + +Você decide levar seu Thinkpad para uma assistencia. +No caminho encontra uma moça de humanas. +Ela te chama para voltar pra praia e vender sua arte. + +Você volta ou recupera os dados? diff --git a/portugues/titanic/pular/pular.md b/portugues/titanic/pular/pular.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1fde9d31a9 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/titanic/pular/pular.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Você pula e aterrisa num bote salva-vidas, completamente destruindo-o. +Ao ver que alguns pedacos de madeira flutuando voce decide segurar em um deles. +O unico problema é que você trouxe consigo um thinkpad de 2005 para fixar os bugs. +Ele é pesado demais. +Você e o computador comecam a afundar o pedaco de madeira. +Você agora precisa escolher o seu futuro + +[Deixar o computador boiar à deriva fazedo disso seu sacrífico](boiar/computador/computador.md) + +[Deixar o computador pra trás e boiar a deriva](boiar/voce/voce.md) diff --git a/portugues/toalha/carona/carona.md b/portugues/toalha/carona/carona.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..469511eb3f --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/toalha/carona/carona.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Você consegue a carona e descobre que a coisa amarela é uma nave dos Vogons, uma raça alienígena um tanto +bisonha. Infelizmente, os vogons são conhecidos como os quarto piores programadores da galáxia, e não tem +a menor chance de resolver o bug. Acho que você vai ter que escutar poesia por alguns anos ... diff --git a/portugues/toalha/limpar/limpar.md b/portugues/toalha/limpar/limpar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..485b1f7d43 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/toalha/limpar/limpar.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Você olha para o celular e descobre que funcionou, o bug foi resolvido! Muito feliz, você decide ir +tomar um banho. Por uma triste conhecidência, porém, a Terra é explodida alguns segundos depois. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/toalha/nave.md b/portugues/toalha/nave.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..979d441bc3 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/toalha/nave.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Ao entrar no banheiro, você vê gigantescas coisas amarelas no céu. O que você faz? + +[Ignora e limpa o celular com a tolha.](limpar/limpar.md) + +[Tenta pegar uma carona numa dessas coisas amarelas.](carona/carona.md) diff --git a/portugues/udacity/udacity.md b/portugues/udacity/udacity.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2556554f7a --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/udacity/udacity.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Você acessa a página [Udacity](http://udacity.com), faz o seu cadastro e começa a aprender! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/venda/sim.md b/portugues/venda/sim.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6be65fd21f --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/venda/sim.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +A sua mãe que detesta jogos de violência, mas mora na baixada fluminense, fica feliz com a sua decisão. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues/xvideos/xvideos.md b/portugues/xvideos/xvideos.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..423b3a9583 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/xvideos/xvideos.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +O Cartel das operadoras de internet/telofina brasileiras conseguiu colocar em +prática o seu plano maligno de limitar o seu volume tráfego de dados. +Com isto, a sua franquia estourou e você está sem acesso a internet. + +O que você faz? + diff --git a/portugues/youtube/minecraft.md b/portugues/youtube/minecraft.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..116b9575c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues/youtube/minecraft.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Canal [TazerCraft](https://www.youtube.com/user/TazerCraft) diff --git a/portugues_pt/chaleira/apagar/apagar.md b/portugues_pt/chaleira/apagar/apagar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1ddaa7dc26 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/chaleira/apagar/apagar.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +O assobiar da chaleira não deixava pensar. Apagou o lume e pondera sobre como lidar com tanta riqueza. + +Decide contemplar durante os próximos dias sobre o que é possivel fazer com tanto dinheiro. diff --git a/portugues_pt/chaleira/arroz/arroz.md b/portugues_pt/chaleira/arroz/arroz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7d3b1b327d --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/chaleira/arroz/arroz.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Vai ao armário e apercebe-se de que não tem arroz, mas tem massas de várias qualidades. + +Decide cozinhar massas. + +Não lhe apetece massas, portanto vai à mercearia mais próxima comprar arroz. diff --git a/portugues_pt/chaleira/cha/cha.md b/portugues_pt/chaleira/cha/cha.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2a4f4e991f --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/chaleira/cha/cha.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +No seu armário encontra três variedades de chá. + +Apetece-lhe um chá verde para ajudar a despertar. + +Decide escolher camomila porque quer relaxar. + +Agrada-lhe a ideia de beber um chá de menta. + +Não lhe apetece nenhuma das variedades, logo sai de casa para ir comprar uma outra variedade de chá. + +Não lhe apetece nenhuma das variedades, portanto decide abandonar a ideia de fazer chá. diff --git a/portugues_pt/chaleira/chaleira.md b/portugues_pt/chaleira/chaleira.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..424923f9ea --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/chaleira/chaleira.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Não se recorda para que queria água fervida. + +Pretendia fazer um [chá](cha/cha.md). + +Queria encher um [saco de água quente](saco/saco.md) depois de deixar arrefecer um pouco ou misturar com água fria. + +Queria usar a água para cozinhar [arroz](arroz/arroz.md). + +A chaleira assobiava há já algum tempo. Estava na altura de [apagar o lume](apagar/apagar.md). diff --git a/portugues_pt/chaleira/saco/cama/cama.md b/portugues_pt/chaleira/saco/cama/cama.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..77c4ecb7fe --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/chaleira/saco/cama/cama.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +O sono não demora a pegar, agora que tem os pés aquecidos. Os sonhs também não tardam... diff --git a/portugues_pt/chaleira/saco/saco.md b/portugues_pt/chaleira/saco/saco.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bac1278b0f --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/chaleira/saco/saco.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +O que lhe apetece é voltar para a cama, agora com os pés mais aquecidos, e contiunar a sonhar com ganhar o Euromilhões. + +Após encher saco de água quente dirige-se imediatamente para a [cama](cama/cama.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/colaborar.md b/portugues_pt/colaborar.md index 2f65424c62..0ef816ef51 100644 --- a/portugues_pt/colaborar.md +++ b/portugues_pt/colaborar.md @@ -1,10 +1,11 @@ -Olá, +Olá, Isto de criar uma história com base na partilha de ideias de multiplas pessoas não relacionadas pode ser muito interessante... Então vamos lá! Se hoje ganhasse um jackpot do Euromilhões, o que faria? +[Tentava perceber](probabilidade/probabilidade.md) a probabilidade de ganhar o Euromilhões. Fazia como o Willy Fog e [Viajava pelo Mundo](mundo/voltaaomundo.md) @@ -12,4 +13,28 @@ Eu quero é praia! Vou para umas [ilhas tropicais](praias/solemar.md) Contribuía para [obras de caridade](caridade/caridade.md) -Compraria [componentes eletronicos](componentes/componentes.md) \ No newline at end of file +Compraria [componentes eletronicos](componentes/componentes.md) + +Revolucionava o sistema de [ensino](ensino/alternativo.md) + +Usava um repositorio privado. + +Ia ao Japão driftar em Tsukuba. + +Comprar tudo de [sorvete](sorvete/sorvete.md). + +Depois de muito sonhar apercebe-de de que (ainda) nâo ganhou o Euromilhões. + +Lembra-se que deixou a [chaleira a ferver água](chaleira/chaleira.md). + +Para visitar Portugal clica [aqui](https://www.visitportugal.com/pt-pt). + +[O que fazer](http://www.timeout.com/city-guides/things-to-do-in-lisbon/) em Lisboa. + +Pensava numa forma de criar [emprego](emprego/criar_emprego.md) na minha terra natal. + +Iria passear na [Itália](italia/italia.md) + +Investiria no [saturnov](http://www.saturnov.com/) + +Daria a volta ao mundo \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/emprego/criar_emprego.md b/portugues_pt/emprego/criar_emprego.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..66728272fd --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/emprego/criar_emprego.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +1 - Estudar as potencialidades humanas e naturais da zona. +2 - +3 - \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/ensino/alternativo.md b/portugues_pt/ensino/alternativo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5389415d3a --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/ensino/alternativo.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Lutar por um sistema de ensino alternativo, que reconhecesse as qualidades únicas de cada ser humano. diff --git a/portugues_pt/italia/italia.md b/portugues_pt/italia/italia.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f40eb8ee57 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/italia/italia.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ + +Visitaria vários locais turísticos além de parentes e amigos... + +Visitar o Coliseu + +Visitar a Torre de Pisa + +Visitar o Vaticano + +Visitar o estádio olímpico de Roma \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/mundo/inventar/inventar.md b/portugues_pt/mundo/inventar/inventar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..460ccebd08 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/mundo/inventar/inventar.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Invetaria uma forma onde todas as pessoas pudessem ter as mesmas oportunidades de trabalho e qualidade de vida! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/acordo/acordo.md b/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/acordo/acordo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1694af489f --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/acordo/acordo.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Funcionários que não aceitaram o acordo pediram demissão. Mas aqueles +que continuaram fizeram a startup sair da crise. Agora eles recebem 500% mais do que antes \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/demitir/demitir.md b/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/demitir/demitir.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..46f111cc06 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/demitir/demitir.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +A maioria dos funcionários possuía família e passaram fome. Você está sendo perseguido nas ruas \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/startup.md b/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/startup.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..50872a1013 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/mundo/startup/startup.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Começava uma nova empresa com o novo produto revolucionário do mercado +A ideia era revolucionária, mas não foi a hora certa para fazê-la! Poucas pessoas +compraram seu novo produto e sua startup começou a entrar numa grande crise! + +[Teria que demitir 70% dos funcionários para tentar se recuperar] (demitir/demitir.md) + +[Fazer acordo com funcionários para receberam 10% do salário durante um período] (acordo/acordo.md) diff --git a/portugues_pt/mundo/voltaaomundo.md b/portugues_pt/mundo/voltaaomundo.md index c707f2d73a..076346dbd9 100644 --- a/portugues_pt/mundo/voltaaomundo.md +++ b/portugues_pt/mundo/voltaaomundo.md @@ -2,4 +2,18 @@ Conhecer os 5 continentes Primeiro comeava por visitar todos os pases da europa. -E porque no, em seguida, fazer a Route 66 e ir de uma ponta outra dos Estados Unidos? Passando pelo Canad, claro! \ No newline at end of file +E porque no, em seguida, fazer a Route 66 e ir de uma ponta outra dos Estados Unidos? Passando pelo Canad, claro! + +Ao final desta viagem, voc sente que ainda falta algo na vida e percebe que ainda possui bastante dinheiro. + +O que seria este algo faltando? + + +[Invertar](inventar/inventar.md) algo que mudasse a vida de todos para melhor! + +[Fundava uma nova Startup](startup/startup.md) + +Mas no daria para fazer tudo isso. Teria que escolher. + +Doar 1,000,000 ao IPO Porto! + diff --git a/portugues_pt/praias/solemar.md b/portugues_pt/praias/solemar.md index f335edf04f..eb82eaa858 100644 --- a/portugues_pt/praias/solemar.md +++ b/portugues_pt/praias/solemar.md @@ -2,4 +2,9 @@ Gostava de conhecer as Seychelles Gostava de conhecer as Maldivas. -Gostave de conhecer Cabo Verde. \ No newline at end of file +Gostave de conhecer Cabo Verde. + +Gostaria de passar um ano surfando Hawaii, Indonesia e Australia. + +Gostaria de conhecer Turks and Caicos. +Gostava de conhecer Boracay nas Filipinas. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/probabilidade/probabilidade.md b/portugues_pt/probabilidade/probabilidade.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..08d78fde51 --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/probabilidade/probabilidade.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Descobria que a probabilidade de ganhar o Euromilhões é de aproximadamente 1 em 76 milhões. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/portugues_pt/sorvete/sorvete.md b/portugues_pt/sorvete/sorvete.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bf06e95a1b --- /dev/null +++ b/portugues_pt/sorvete/sorvete.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Comeu todo o sorvete e morreu de diabetes. +E assim terminou a história de Fernando o comedor de sorvetes. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/punjabi/ajit/ajitnews.md b/punjabi/ajit/ajitnews.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..826b87c262 --- /dev/null +++ b/punjabi/ajit/ajitnews.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Click [here](http://beta.ajitjalandhar.com/) to visit Ajit, a punjabi news website \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/punjabi/movies/movies.md b/punjabi/movies/movies.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..109b992801 --- /dev/null +++ b/punjabi/movies/movies.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Click [here](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=punjabi+movies) see Punjabi movies. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/punjabi/pollywood/movies.md b/punjabi/pollywood/movies.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e8390bf882 --- /dev/null +++ b/punjabi/pollywood/movies.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Click [here](http://punjabipollywood.com/) to visit Punjabi movies website \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/punjabi/punjabi.md b/punjabi/punjabi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..902bcd4789 --- /dev/null +++ b/punjabi/punjabi.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Click [here](ajit/ajitnews.md) for punjabi news + +Click [here](pollywood/movies.md) for Punjabi movies + +Click [here](movies/movies.md) for Punjabi movies + +Click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milkha_Singh) to know about Milkha Singh, "the flying sikh". \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/rock/first_step.md b/rock/first_step.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..748bc3fce2 --- /dev/null +++ b/rock/first_step.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Wellcome to your first steps into rock. + +You should now choose: + +Go [here](metal/metal.md) to start the path to metal + +Go [here](posher/posher.md) to run away in fear as a poser \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/rock/metal/metal.md b/rock/metal/metal.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..42834858a4 --- /dev/null +++ b/rock/metal/metal.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Up the irons! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/rock/posher/posher.md b/rock/posher/posher.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e57f83a941 --- /dev/null +++ b/rock/posher/posher.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Go and listen to some reggaeton... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/romanian/Beau/Beau_paharul_pana_la_fund.md b/romanian/Beau/Beau_paharul_pana_la_fund.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bb0ca56671 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/Beau/Beau_paharul_pana_la_fund.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ginel ca un adevarat mafiot bau tot, ca era de menta. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/romanian/ceai_de_nalbe/ceai_de_nalbe.md b/romanian/ceai_de_nalbe/ceai_de_nalbe.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..11621a0fe2 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/ceai_de_nalbe/ceai_de_nalbe.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Orele treceau si Ginel cu Ginuta tot beau la ceai de nalba si discutau, si +iar beau si discutau, cand deodata Ginel avu o idee: \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/romanian/euforie/euforie.md b/romanian/euforie/euforie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2aa05be53a --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/euforie/euforie.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Vedea curcani cu unicorn \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/romanian/foc/faci-foc.md b/romanian/foc/faci-foc.md index a239f4eae7..75555595f3 100644 --- a/romanian/foc/faci-foc.md +++ b/romanian/foc/faci-foc.md @@ -1,2 +1,3 @@ Faci focul si te pui sa manci nalebele. -Dupa care: \ No newline at end of file +Dupa care: +Te intorci la firul principal al [povestii] (../nalba.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/romanian/magazin/oferta-speciala.md b/romanian/magazin/oferta-speciala.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a525a80f84 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/magazin/oferta-speciala.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Auzise ea ca acolo ar fi fost o oferta la Orbit. Fericita ca oferta era inca +valabila, cumpara 7 pachete. Dar cand da sa iasa pe usa magazinului, pe loc un +gand o loveste: dincolo oare, nu era mai ieftin? diff --git a/romanian/nalba.md b/romanian/nalba.md index c988bc6c5b..c6c670d8f5 100644 --- a/romanian/nalba.md +++ b/romanian/nalba.md @@ -1,8 +1,12 @@ Te trezesti intr-o dimineatza si patul este facut din nalbe. Ce faci? +[Il chemi pe Ginel](Ginel/ginel.md) + [Te apuci sa faci un foc](foc/faci-foc.md) +[Te culci la loc](somn/somn.md) + Cand ii gata focu o suni pe Ginuta. Abea astepti sa-i dai si ei nalbe. Sti tu ca ii plac mult de tot nalbele. Asa ca atunci cand ajunge Va dati impreuna capat pana ramaneti fara... pat. @@ -18,14 +22,66 @@ Dupa ce va intoarceti din padurea violet, obositi, vreti sa va culcati si realiz ca nu aveti pat.. asa ca va intindeti pe o plapuma, pe jos.. Adormiti gandindu- va la patul care nu mai este... -[Dimineata urmatoare, cand va treziti..] (ziua_urmatoare/ziua_urmatoare.md) +[Dimineata urmatoare, cand va treziti..](ziua_urmatoare/ziua_urmatoare.md) Va tot intrebati cum de a reaparut patul de nalbe. -[Cand deodata...] (Ginel/ginel.md) +[Cand deodata...](Ginel/ginel.md) Ginel cade pe ganduri, ca baba pe scanduri... Incearca sa-si aminteasca ce a fumat, cat sa fi costat compania Ginutei, sau de ce nu a avut noroc in viata. Ginel nu coreleaza lipsa repetata de la scoala, cu lipsurile din prezent. Ginuta il priveste o vreme, asa cazut pe ganduri, apoi il intreaba: - Auzi, ai cumva un Orbit ? + +-N-am, dar putem sa facem un [ceai de nalbe](ceai_de_nalbe/ceai_de_nalbe.md). Ar trebui sa +aiba gust bun, putem mari putin doza, doar avem un pat de nalbe, sa vedem ce se intampla. +Se pusera ei pe baut ceai de nalba cand deodata... + +Aparu, [Zana Albastra](zana_albastra/cum_arata_zana.md): + +- Dragii mei, nu mai beti ceai de nalbe! Am nevoie de toate nalbele de +aici pentru o [potiune fermecata](potiune_fermecata/potiune.md). + +Sigur, Zana albastra, spuse Ginel. +Si ii dadu zanei nalbele, iar zana se puse pe treaba, sa faca potiunea cea fermecata... + +Plictisita, Gina pleca sa-si cumpere Orbit. + +Si merse, merse, cale lunga pana la [magazinul cel mare](magazin/oferta-speciala.md). + +Ginel continua sa se holbeze la zana cand, dintr-odata, puhhh! Un nor rosu +cuprinse zana de la genunchi pana peste cap, asa incat inca i se mai vedeau +pantofi albastrii... + +Bun, bun, buuun! zise zana. Stiam eu ca ma pricep la "d-astea" :-D + +Ihi, mormai Ginel, cu gura cascata si cu ochii fixati undeva, adanc. + +Haide, ia si tu o gura, ca imi esti simpatic. + +Pai, se puse pe ganduri Ginel, [sa beau](potiune_fermecata/beau/beau.md) + +sau... + +[sa nu beau](potiune_fermecata/nu_beau/nu_beau.md)? + +Bineinteles ca o sa bea. Ginel stia ca asta inseamna sa fii mafiot la urma urmei (bautura si femei). + +[Beau tot](Beau/Beau_paharul_pana_la_fund.md) + +Apoi ma trezesc chinuit de ganduri stranii. + +[Adevarate framantari filosofice](panda/marmota.md). + +Incep sa ma percep la persoana a III-a. + +Subit se simtea usor si isi imagina ca zboara - buna [potiunea](potiune_fermecata/potiune.md) asta, gandi el. + +Parea ca devenise un [pitigoi lustragiu](pitigoi/pitigoi.md) pentru incisivii + +[crocobalaurului](padurea_violet/croco/croco.md). + +Si se simtea atat de [euforic] (euforie/euforie.md) incat nu-i mai pasa. + +Plin de vrajeala alicea [da un click aici](vrajeala/vrajeala.md) diff --git a/romanian/panda/marmota.md b/romanian/panda/marmota.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..99ed3255f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/panda/marmota.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Staniolul invelea marmota in ciocolata. Sau ciocolata marmotea staniolul in velea? + + diff --git a/romanian/pitigoi/pitigoi.md b/romanian/pitigoi/pitigoi.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..af75119ac6 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/pitigoi/pitigoi.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Cel mai greu e curatatul incisivilor de sus, caci trebuie sa o faci zburand, iar daca-l gadili, atunci, ramai fara pene! diff --git a/romanian/potiune_fermecata/beau/beau.md b/romanian/potiune_fermecata/beau/beau.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..68aedaee70 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/potiune_fermecata/beau/beau.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Sa beau, zic, de ce nu! Ha ha ha + +Si nici nu bau Ginel bine potiunea, ca si vazu o frunza mare si verde (sau ceva +asemanator) in fata ochilor, [apoi...](../../nalba.md) diff --git a/romanian/potiune_fermecata/nu_beau/nu_beau.md b/romanian/potiune_fermecata/nu_beau/nu_beau.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..686801ac6a --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/potiune_fermecata/nu_beau/nu_beau.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Zana, as bea, ca ma ajuta sa uit in ce hal fara de hal am ajuns, dar adevarul +este ca nu ar trebui sa beau, ci sa ma intorc la... + +Si nici nu zise bine Ginel ce avea im minte, ca se si trezi in fata unui +calculator, cu ganduri marete sa invete git si alte chestii folositoare, sa isi +puna lumea la picioare. diff --git a/romanian/potiune_fermecata/potiune.md b/romanian/potiune_fermecata/potiune.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e238a5a110 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/potiune_fermecata/potiune.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +2 broaste +2 serpi +1 pahar sange de vampir +toate nalbele din lume \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/romanian/somn/somn.md b/romanian/somn/somn.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7027e1ee02 --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/somn/somn.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Si in timp ce dormi visezi tot felul de lucruri; se facea ca te afli in: + +[padurea violet](../padurea_violet/padurea_violet.md) diff --git a/romanian/vrajeala/vrajeala.md b/romanian/vrajeala/vrajeala.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0a0ddcf5da --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/vrajeala/vrajeala.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ce-avem noi aicea? Petre stie ... bine ca si-a luat-o aicea. Vezi [aici](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaStwY7CY-I) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/romanian/zana_albastra/cum_arata_zana.md b/romanian/zana_albastra/cum_arata_zana.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2d9faabc1a --- /dev/null +++ b/romanian/zana_albastra/cum_arata_zana.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Cu rochie albastra, cu pantofi din argint albastru si par albastru. +Zana poarta un inel de safir (albastru). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ru/lang.md b/ru/lang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..978828889e --- /dev/null +++ b/ru/lang.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +It's OK. Это отлично. + +[Russian](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Russian) - is a really good language =) + +[Русский](http://gramota.ru) - реально хороший язык =) diff --git a/russian/2ch/2ch.md b/russian/2ch/2ch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3274218974 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/2ch/2ch.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +За скроллом /b/ вы и не заметили, как прошло 6 лет, но не все еще потеряно. diff --git a/russian/Holms-Watson/Holmes-Watson.md b/russian/Holms-Watson/Holmes-Watson.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b55d9ef42a --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/Holms-Watson/Holmes-Watson.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +А скажите Холмс: + +[Kак раскрыть преступление](whoisinterested/crime.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/Holms-Watson/whoisinterested/crime.md b/russian/Holms-Watson/whoisinterested/crime.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..22d66e1d49 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/Holms-Watson/whoisinterested/crime.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +— Скажите, Холмс, как раскрыть преступление? +— Определить, кому выгодно. +— А если выгодно всем? +— Тогда это как бы и не преступление. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/awaken/awaken.md b/russian/awaken/awaken.md index cf2e83bd80..88f0085bf7 100644 --- a/russian/awaken/awaken.md +++ b/russian/awaken/awaken.md @@ -2,4 +2,6 @@ [Подняться с кровати?](stand-up/stand-up.md) +[Понять, что реальность гораздо скучнее, и вернуться ко сну](../sleep/zefir.md) + [Why am I speaking russian?](../../english/marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/breakfast/breakfast.md b/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/breakfast/breakfast.md index 20e40316d3..d71a7649c7 100644 --- a/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/breakfast/breakfast.md +++ b/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/breakfast/breakfast.md @@ -4,8 +4,8 @@ Теперь надо придумать, что делать дальше. -[ Пойти и поспать еще? ] (sleep/sleep.md) +[ Пойти и поспать еще? ](sleep/sleep.md) -[ Пойти на работу? ] (work/work.md) +[ Пойти на работу? ](work/work.md) -[ Позвонить друзьям и пригласить их посмотреть на зефирное чудо? ] (friends/friends.md) +[ Позвонить друзьям и пригласить их посмотреть на зефирное чудо? ](friends/friends.md) diff --git a/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/pinkie/Life/LifeIsGood.md b/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/pinkie/Life/LifeIsGood.md index 73eac21ede..de5a031024 100644 --- a/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/pinkie/Life/LifeIsGood.md +++ b/russian/awaken/stand-up/coffee/pinkie/Life/LifeIsGood.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ -Life is definitely good! \ No newline at end of file +Life is definitely good! +Это ощущение поглотило вас целиком, поднимая огромную волну любви ко всему миру! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/awaken/stand-up/stand-up.md b/russian/awaken/stand-up/stand-up.md index 425e23e58a..4312297a6c 100644 --- a/russian/awaken/stand-up/stand-up.md +++ b/russian/awaken/stand-up/stand-up.md @@ -10,6 +10,6 @@ [Включить телевизор?](tv/tv.md) -[Включить приятную музыку] (music/music.md) +[Включить приятную музыку](music/music.md) [Позвонить маме?](callmum/callmum.md) diff --git a/russian/break-me-completelly/break-me.md b/russian/break-me-completelly/break-me.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..794ba13118 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/break-me-completelly/break-me.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Внезапно в порыве безумия закричу: + +— Ломай меня полностью. Полностью ломай. Полностью ломай. Ломай меня полностью. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/buildings-dep/buildings-dep.md b/russian/buildings-dep/buildings-dep.md index 26f2ae6589..f34fd600b9 100644 --- a/russian/buildings-dep/buildings-dep.md +++ b/russian/buildings-dep/buildings-dep.md @@ -1,8 +1,10 @@ Вы дозвонились в ЖЭК, хотя и боялись, что вас не поймут. Объяснили -ситуацию и попросили помочь. Вас внимательно выслушали, нос казали +ситуацию и попросили помочь. Вас внимательно выслушали, но сказали что все сейчас заняты, так как Ваш звонок такой не первый за день и продеться подождать. Что вы будете делать? [Вы чуете неладное и решаете включить телевизор.](tv/tv.md) -[Вас одолевает паника и вы спешите позвонить маме.](callmum/callmum.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Вас одолевает паника и вы спешите позвонить маме.](callmum/callmum.md) + +[Вы испытываете чувство несправедливости и решаете перезвонить в ЖЭК.](buildings-dep.md) diff --git a/russian/buildings-dep/tv/change-channel/change-channel.md b/russian/buildings-dep/tv/change-channel/change-channel.md index 1db4fc75d1..171c0e7a3d 100644 --- a/russian/buildings-dep/tv/change-channel/change-channel.md +++ b/russian/buildings-dep/tv/change-channel/change-channel.md @@ -1,2 +1,5 @@ Следующий канал - MTV - крутят клип с танцующими зефиринками. Мелодия вам знакома, хотя клип вы видите впервые. Невольно начинаете подпевать. +И тут вы чувствуете, что что-то с вами не так. Вы решаете подойти к зеркалу. + +[Вы подходите к зеркалу](looking-at-the-mirror/looking-at-the-mirror.md) diff --git a/russian/buildings-dep/tv/change-channel/looking-at-the-mirror/looking-at-the-mirror.md b/russian/buildings-dep/tv/change-channel/looking-at-the-mirror/looking-at-the-mirror.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a48f27b6c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/buildings-dep/tv/change-channel/looking-at-the-mirror/looking-at-the-mirror.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +В зеркале на вас смотрит ЗЕФИРКА!!! ПАНИКА!!! Что же теперь делать думаете вы? Надо найти способ превратиться +обратно в человека. + + +Может быть под песочной кроватью найдется что-то, что может помочь diff --git a/russian/call-ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md b/russian/call-ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4263de2332 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/call-ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Под звуки знаменитой песни, наигрывающей в голове, вы набираете 8-800-GHOSTBUSTERS и пытаетесь объяснить ситуацию. + +Похоже на проделки Зефирного человека! Охотники уже в пути! - слышите вы и облегчённо кладёте трубку. + +Что же делать теперь? + +[Откроете окно](../window/window.md) + +[Вернётесь ко сну.](../sleep/zefir.md) diff --git a/russian/call-mom/call-back/call-back.md b/russian/call-mom/call-back/call-back.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d406db1cee --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/call-mom/call-back/call-back.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Вы снова набираете номер, однако механический голос сообщает - "4815162342 Данный номер не обслуживается. +Авто-система связи станции Лебедь" + +[Найти номер станции Лебедь и позвонить](call-swan/call-swan.md). diff --git a/russian/call-mom/call-back/call-swan/call-swan.md b/russian/call-mom/call-back/call-swan/call-swan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a0e30c5fb5 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/call-mom/call-back/call-swan/call-swan.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы ищете в справочнике номер станции Лебедь и звоните по нему. Линия занята. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/call-mom/call-mom.md b/russian/call-mom/call-mom.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5f4f686e50 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/call-mom/call-mom.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Вы позвонили своей маме и рассказали о том, что происходит. +Она вам сообщила, что Вас на самом деле похитила группа +преступников и погрузила в сон одного из них - так +называемого Архитектора. Как только она начала говорить зачем +- звонок оборвался + +[Попытаться перезвонить](call-back/call-back.md) + +[Посмотреть в окно](look_out_from_window/look_out_from_window.md) + diff --git a/russian/call-mom/look_out_from_window/break_surface/break_surface.md b/russian/call-mom/look_out_from_window/break_surface/break_surface.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7aac162cb2 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/call-mom/look_out_from_window/break_surface/break_surface.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Вы разбежались и изо всех сил стукнули головой в зеркало. Оно разбилось и вы влетели в другую комнату. + +[далее...](../../../zefir.md) + diff --git a/russian/call-mom/look_out_from_window/look_out_from_window.md b/russian/call-mom/look_out_from_window/look_out_from_window.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e5ac457958 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/call-mom/look_out_from_window/look_out_from_window.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Выглянув в окно, Вы видите свое зеркальное отражение в какой-то серебристой поверхности + +[Вернуться назад](../call-mom.md) + +[Попытаться разбить серебристую поверхность](break_surface/break_surface.md) diff --git a/russian/close-eyes/bite/bite.md b/russian/close-eyes/bite/bite.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..12952033c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/close-eyes/bite/bite.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Вы впиваетесь в сладкий зефир и чувствуете, +как силы скоропостижно покидают вас. + +[Закрыть глаза](../../zefir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/close-eyes/close-eyes.md b/russian/close-eyes/close-eyes.md index d3616dac22..200082cf74 100644 --- a/russian/close-eyes/close-eyes.md +++ b/russian/close-eyes/close-eyes.md @@ -4,6 +4,10 @@ Через несколько часов вы зашли на кухню и обнаружили зефиринку на столе, а затем в ванне и на балконе... +На кухне рядом со столом сидел зефирный человек! -Через несколько часов вы зашли на кухню и обнаружили зефиринку на столе, -а затем в ванне и на балконе... \ No newline at end of file +Ваши действия: + +[Осмотреть зефирного человека](examine/examine-man.md) + +[Откусить от зефирного человека](bite/bite.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/close-eyes/examine/examine-man.md b/russian/close-eyes/examine/examine-man.md new file mode 100755 index 0000000000..6b2ef2c964 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/close-eyes/examine/examine-man.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Осматривая зефирного человека, вам стало совершенно очевидно, что перед вами мужчина. +Сей факт вас несколько озадачил, но вы не растерялись и облили его с головы до ног шоколадом. +Вам всегда хотелось иметь раба. diff --git a/russian/comma/comma.md b/russian/comma/comma.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ff2d66324b --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/comma/comma.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Громкий голос из ниоткуда говорит: "Нехорошо ломать четвёртую стену!". + + diff --git a/russian/conquer/lead.md b/russian/conquer/lead.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3ba1f50803 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/conquer/lead.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Завоевав этот мир, ты спокойно ложишься спать дальше diff --git a/russian/cthulhu/cthulhu.md b/russian/cthulhu/cthulhu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f03714b54 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/cthulhu/cthulhu.md @@ -0,0 +1,21 @@ +Вылетев через широко распахнутое окно вы движетесь в сторону моря, набирая +скорость и высоту. Вы знаете, что самой судьбой вам предначертано опуститься в +морскую бездну. Вы уже видели это в своих болезненных снах столько раз. Но +только лишь теперь, вы можете исполнить это предназначение. Вы чувствуете, как +вас влечёт чёрная, холодная бездна... и ваш Господин. Вы не в силах +сопротивляться невыразимому громоподобному зову, который звучит у вас в голове. + +Погрузившись в солёную морскую воду вы начинаете стремительно опускаться в +глубь. Вам не страшно. Вы замечаете, что можете дышать. На вашей шее вы +нащупываете жабры, а на ваших кистях вы замечаете удобные перепонки. Загревая +могучими крыльями, как плавниками, вы плывёте настолько стремительно, что ни +одна рыба не может угнаться за вами. Вы не удивлены. + +Наконец, после вечности стремительного спуска, вам удаётся различить во тьме +толщи воды смутный силует вашего величественного храма. И ваши ротовые +щупальца начинают нетерпеливо дрожать и колыхаться. + +Приблизившись к циклопическому древнему строению вы подплыли к главным вратам. +Врата надёжно заперты, но вы чувствуете, что зов исходит изнутри. Вы +растерялись, что же вы предпримите? + diff --git a/russian/dance/dance-on-hands/dance-on-hands.md b/russian/dance/dance-on-hands/dance-on-hands.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0b0da1bf86 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance/dance-on-hands/dance-on-hands.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Решение очевидно. Не двигаются ноги - будем танцевать на руках. diff --git a/russian/dance/dance.md b/russian/dance/dance.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..78716f2553 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance/dance.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Вы сразу понимаете, что танцевать на зефире очень трудно - ваши ноги не двигаются! + +Что дальше? + +[Попытаетесь проснуться.](../awaken/awaken.md) + +[Закроете глаза.](../close-eyes/close-eyes.md) + +[Когда вам страшно, вы всегда поете.](../light-fire/sing/sing.md) + +[Танцуем на руках.](../dance/dance-on-hands/dance-on-hands.md) diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/cake_bomb/cake_bomb.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/cake_bomb/cake_bomb.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3749fe2234 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/cake_bomb/cake_bomb.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Вам не нравится, что эти лица неопределенной национальности продолжают +вторгаться в Ваш зефирный дом. + +Вы вспоминаете, что у Вас в кармане завалялась парочка кексовых бомб. +Вы достаете бомбы и делаете предупреждения, но никто не собирается уходить. + +Вам ничего не остается, кроме как использовать бомбы. + +Зефирный дом разлетается на мелкие части, в Вашем зефирном городе начинается зефирный дождь, +довольные дети бегают по зефирной площади имени Зефирыча и собирают в ведра зефир, падающий с неба. + +Что ж, хотя бы дети довольны. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/dance.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/dance.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..44115e436e --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/dance.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Вы начинаете танцевать лезгинку. + +От вашего зажигательного танца зефир начинает трескаться и сквозь + +зефирные щели начинают сбегаться бородатые ребята в красных макасинах. + +Они в восторге смотрят на Ваш танец, некоторые уже готовы тоже пуститься впляс! + +[Использовать кексовые бомбы](cake_bomb/cake_bomb.md) + +[Продолжить танцевать](keep_dancing/keep.md) + +[Прыгнуть в зефирную щель](jump/jump.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/drink/drink.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/drink/drink.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..88c9cde864 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/drink/drink.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Вы начинаете пить молоко из молочного озера в надежде выпить его до дна. + +Не рассчитав свои силы, молочное озеро поглощает вас :( \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/jump.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/jump.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..021b7c81c2 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/jump.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Вы прыгаете в зефирную щель. До земли недалеко, так что все в порядке. + +Но вдруг! Огромный летающий жабожук хватает Вас своим клювом и кидает в водопад из пунша. + +Вы падаете вниз и выживаете. Плывя по течению, вы доплываете до молочного озера. + +[Пить молоко](drink/drink.md) + +[Барахтаться](swim/swim.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/swim/swim.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/swim/swim.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..19d31dff0d --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/jump/swim/swim.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +В надежде спастись, вы начинаете судорожно барахтаться в воде! + +Спустя несколько минут, Вам удается взбить молоко, оно превращается сначала в сметану, а затем в масло! + +Вы залазите на масло и уходите в закат! + +В закат зефирного города... Вы спасены + +### ПОБЕДА! Поздравляю diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/dance/dance.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/dance/dance.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3a1e58235e --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/dance/dance.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Вы продолжаете танцевать! + +Вы поглащены танцем и не замечаете ничего вокруг. + +Во время очередного лезгиночного выхода, вы задеваете локтем двух стоящих рядом ребят. + +Один из них достает из кармана пистолет в виде заниженной лады приоры и направляет его на Вас. + +Вы понимаете, что это конец, но все равно не можете остановиться и продолжаете танце... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/keep.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/keep.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..90b2758d34 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/keep.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Вы продолжаете танцевать. + +Кто-то даже включил музыку со своего Nokia 3210. + +Вы жжете настолько, что вскоре к танцу подключаются все новые и новые люди. + +Под тяжестью красных макасин зефирный дом готов развалиться, но никого это уже не волнует. + +[Остановить танец](stop/stop.md) + +[Танцевать до упаду](dance/dance.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/stop/stop.md b/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/stop/stop.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7423247d0a --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dance_lezginka/keep_dancing/stop/stop.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Вы пробуете остановить танец, но уже слишком поздно. + +Танец продолжается и зефирный дом не выдерживает. + +При очередном ударе каблука макасина об пол зефирный дом взрывается +сверх-новой звездой, которая и будет освещать зефирное королевство и дальше. + +Вас провозгласили зефирной мессией, в вашу честь строят памятники и называют своих детей. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/draw-curtain/drawing-curtain.md b/russian/draw-curtain/drawing-curtain.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..77036df068 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/draw-curtain/drawing-curtain.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Вы задергиваете занавеску на окне. В комнате стало темно. Ваши действия: + +[Вернуться ко сну](../sleep/zefir.md) + +[Пойти в другую комнату](../next_room/next_room.md) diff --git a/russian/dream/dream.md b/russian/dream/dream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5d5f4c0420 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/dream/dream.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +...А во сне увижу, как просыпаюсь в комнате со стенами из зефира. +Зеваю, откусываю кусок и снова засыпаю... +И снова снится мне Зефир!!!!!!!!!!!...... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/breakfast-marshmallows.md b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/breakfast-marshmallows.md index fa206d1bb2..5b63c6c84a 100644 --- a/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/breakfast-marshmallows.md +++ b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/breakfast-marshmallows.md @@ -5,3 +5,5 @@ Кого бы посетить? [Конечно, Кролика!](visit-rabbit/visit-rabbit.md) + +[У Совы давно не были. Побежали к ней!](visit-owl/visit-owl.md) diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-owl/story/story.md b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-owl/story/story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0ab3d3fcbd --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-owl/story/story.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Как-то раз рассказала мне тетушка историю. +Сидит она на дереве, размышляет. Умная была, умнее меня даже. +И приходят к ней как-то зайчик и белочка. И спрашивают: +- Тетушка Сова, мы пробовали сделать детей, но у нас ничего не получается. + Это потому что, мы - зайчик и белочка? +- Нет! Потому что вы - мальчик и мальчик.. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-owl/visit-owl.md b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-owl/visit-owl.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0cdc6359da --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-owl/visit-owl.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Сова выкладывает из мармеладок карту леса. +Она очень рада нежданным гостям, +предлагает им чашечку ароматного кофе и +вспоминает один забавный случай, приключившийся с ее тётушкой. + +[Послушать историю про тетушку](story/story.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-rabbit/visit-rabbit.md b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-rabbit/visit-rabbit.md index 3f3d935104..799eaced8b 100644 --- a/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-rabbit/visit-rabbit.md +++ b/russian/eating-walls/breakfast/visit-rabbit/visit-rabbit.md @@ -1,4 +1,5 @@ Подойдя к песчаному косогору вы обнаруживаете, что вход в нору Кролика выложен зефиром, а коврик вообще сделан из шоколада. -Ну вот, как же теперь ноги вытирать?! \ No newline at end of file +Ну вот, как же теперь ноги вытирать?! +Рядом стоит ослик ИА и доедает звонок из пастилы. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md b/russian/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md index 0717fdab2e..e3ed90e2e7 100644 --- a/russian/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md +++ b/russian/eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md @@ -4,9 +4,9 @@ Ваши действия: -[Вызвать милицию] (police/call-police.md) +[Вызвать милицию](police/call-police.md) [Позавтракать с Винипухом и Пяточком](breakfast/breakfast-marshmallows.md) -[Спросить о будущем планеты] (yes/yesdrugs.md) -[Скажете "нет" наркотикам] (no/nodrugs.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Спросить о будущем планеты](yes/yesdrugs.md) +[Скажете "нет" наркотикам](no/nodrugs.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/police/call-police.md b/russian/eating-walls/police/call-police.md index e11b5c4c35..c73c1333cc 100644 --- a/russian/eating-walls/police/call-police.md +++ b/russian/eating-walls/police/call-police.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ - . \ No newline at end of file + . + , , . + , : + +[ ](potracheno/wanted.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/police/potracheno/prison/inmate.md b/russian/eating-walls/police/potracheno/prison/inmate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..198b8ffaf6 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/eating-walls/police/potracheno/prison/inmate.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Вас заточили в зефирной тюрьме, но вы планируете побег - +каждую ночь вы съедате кусочек зефирной стены +и каждое утро скрываете отверстие за зефирным постером. +Но вот незадача - толстеете вы быстрее, +чем успевате расширять туннель для побега... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/eating-walls/police/potracheno/wanted.md b/russian/eating-walls/police/potracheno/wanted.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a8c2110372 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/eating-walls/police/potracheno/wanted.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Полиция схватывает вас и заковывает в зефирные наручники + +[Вы не оказываете сопротивления служителям закона](prison/inmate.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/flowers/flowers.md b/russian/flowers/flowers.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..00588d5c60 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/flowers/flowers.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +В порыве негодования вы выбежали из зефирной комнаты и очутились в ухоженном саду. С фиолетового неба приветливо +улыбается неизвестное светило из мермелада - кажется ваша жизнь начинает налаживаться. И вот вы уже радостно хлюпаете +по садовой дорожке, вымощенной взбитыми сливками. Вокруг столько красивых цветов! И все они такие необычные... А этот +странный аромат! Вот бы рассмотреть поближе тот голубой цветок, похожий на выдру! Ммм... Какой удивительный запах! У +вас кружится голова. От аромата чудесных растений вас клонит в сон. Вы лежите, уютно свернувшись калачиком... +[Ваши веки тяжелеют...](../zefir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/fly/fly-where.md b/russian/fly/fly-where.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5bf6099df7 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/fly/fly-where.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Как я мог об этом забыть? Я же птица! + +Вы с гордостью расправляете крылья и за несколько метров от земли падение останвливается +и Вы всзмываете вверх. + +Вы дышите полной грудью! Свобода! Как это прекрасно! + +Вы осматриваетесь по сторонам и решаете ... + + +[ отправиться в пустыню](../travelling/desert/desert.md) + +[ пройти через джунгли](../travelling/jungle/jungle.md) + +[ покорить гору](../travelling/mountain/mountain.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/garden-horror/garden-horror.md b/russian/garden-horror/garden-horror.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..421555eddb --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/garden-horror/garden-horror.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Вы бежите в сад и видите, как к девушке приближается толпа зомби в экипировке для американского футбола. +И только одинокий куст орешника не дает им до нее добраться. Но долго он не протянет... diff --git a/russian/garden/garden.md b/russian/garden/garden.md index 8932fc6811..889cf3160a 100644 --- a/russian/garden/garden.md +++ b/russian/garden/garden.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ -Zapahi v sadu prosto zamechatelnye, no pora zavrakat'. \ No newline at end of file +Zapahi v sadu prosto zamechatelnye, no pora zavrakat'. +Ибо завтрак остывает уже \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/girlfriend-pinch-you/call_girlfriend/call.md b/russian/girlfriend-pinch-you/call_girlfriend/call.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3decae0148 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/girlfriend-pinch-you/call_girlfriend/call.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Вы зовете вашу девушку, но никто не отвечает. Внезапно из сада раздается сдавленный крик ... +[побежать в сад](../../garden-horror/garden-horror.md) diff --git a/russian/girlfriend-pinch-you/girlfriend-pinch-you.md b/russian/girlfriend-pinch-you/girlfriend-pinch-you.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9997230baa --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/girlfriend-pinch-you/girlfriend-pinch-you.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +От увиденного в комнате вам становится дурно. Стены из зефира, шолокоданая глазурь, +звуки тромбона ... В голове лишь одна мысль: «Дорогая, ущепни меня, неужели я сплю?». +Вы привычно оборачиваетесь и вдруг осознаете что вы в комнате один! Где ваша девушка? + +[Позвать девушку] (call_girlfriend/call.md) diff --git a/russian/glue/glue-wallpapers/wallpapers.md b/russian/glue/glue-wallpapers/wallpapers.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a50b25a56a --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/glue/glue-wallpapers/wallpapers.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Да здесь всё так липко, и мне не соствит труда этого сделать. + +A с чего начать? Ах да, мне же понадобятся некоторые инструменты да и обои. + +Какие бы мне выбрать? + +[эти](https://www.google.be/search?q=windows&tbm=isch) + +или может вот + +[эти](https://www.google.be/search?q=linux&tbm=isch) + +Надо бы обдумать все за и против. + +А пока... + +Сделаю чтонибуть [другое] (../../zefir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/glue/index.md b/russian/glue/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..776db09bc4 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/glue/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ + . + ? + +[ ] (glue-wallpapers/wallpapers.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/go-to-swim/go-to-swim.md b/russian/go-to-swim/go-to-swim.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1f779c734d --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/go-to-swim/go-to-swim.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Оказалось, что Вы не очень любите сладкое, но не прочь поплавать. +Прекрасный бассейн, с прозрачной, слегка голубоватой водой помог Вам +освежиться и взбодрил Вас. +После 30 минут плавания Вы замечаете что в дальнем углу бассейна есть две двери. +Одна с надписью "Массаж", а другая "Парилка". + +[Зайти в дверь с надписью "Массаж"](massage-door/massage.md) + + diff --git a/russian/go-to-swim/massage-door/massage.md b/russian/go-to-swim/massage-door/massage.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3145410751 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/go-to-swim/massage-door/massage.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вам предлагают выбрать вид массажа: спортивный или лечебный. diff --git a/russian/grandad/grandad.md b/russian/grandad/grandad.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..58651b0079 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/grandad/grandad.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Когда дед задул 90 свечей с первого раза. Внуки поняли, что трешка в Москве освободится не скоро. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/gusli/bath/bath.md b/russian/gusli/bath/bath.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da4e0eb489 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/gusli/bath/bath.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Вы тщательно ищете баню в этом окаянном зефирном доме. +После часового безрезультатного поиска вы решаете: + +[Испить водки](../vodka/vodka.md) + +[Катать валенки](../boots/boots.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/gusli/boots/boots.md b/russian/gusli/boots/boots.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..836d96e1e8 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/gusli/boots/boots.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +В поисках материала для валяния валенок вы проводите оставшийся день. + +Выбившись из сил вы решаете, что, в общем-то, не особо холодно, да и дом зефирный. + +Вам остается: + +[Испить водки](../vodka/vodka.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/gusli/gusli.md b/russian/gusli/gusli.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e2adfb9c43 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/gusli/gusli.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Невероятным усилем воли вам удается импортозаместить бездуховный трамбон на ладные гусли. +Звучание тлетворного джаза сменяет задорное треньканье балалайки. + +Но едва заметная щекотка в подмышечной впадине внезапно сменяется невыносимой чесоткой по всему телу. + +И запах. Исчез запах marshmallow. И возникает этот новый, резкий запах. + «Здесь русский дух, здесь Русью пахнет…» + +Вы решаете: + +[Затопить печь](bath/bath.md) + +[Катать валенки](boots/boots.md) + +[Испить водки](vodka/vodka.md) diff --git a/russian/gusli/vodka/vodka.md b/russian/gusli/vodka/vodka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..29b9bda913 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/gusli/vodka/vodka.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Наконец-то вы добралсь до полторалитровой мутной самогонки, выгнанной судя по всему из зефира. +Оторвав кусок зефира от стены, вы делаете несколько глотков прямо из сосуда и занюхиваете зефиром. +"Что-то не то" - думаете вы. +Быстрыми проворными движениями вы придаете зефиру форму шпротины и с жадностью заедаетевыпитое. +После успешного превращения зефира в шпротину вас уже не остановить. +Вскоре на столе появляется остальная банка шпрот, банка кильки в томатном соусе, соленые огурчики, +маринованый хрен, краюха черного хлеба и тд и тп. +Вдоволь поев и выпив остатки самогона, вы решаете пойти за второй... + +[Пойти за второй](vodka2/vodka2.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/gusli/vodka/vodka2/vodka2.md b/russian/gusli/vodka/vodka2/vodka2.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e149538334 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/gusli/vodka/vodka2/vodka2.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +А собственно, зачем идти за второй? Отработанными движениями отрываем от стены очередной кусок зефира и придаем +ему форму Белуги. Новый опыт не пропьешь - напиток получился мирового класса... + +Может пора начинать экспорт? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/hunger/diet/bye-bye-diet.md b/russian/hunger/diet/bye-bye-diet.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..de63603320 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/hunger/diet/bye-bye-diet.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Через какое-то время объедания вы понимаее, что, чтобы пройти в дверной проем, вам придется его сьесть. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/hunger/feel-hunger.md b/russian/hunger/feel-hunger.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3fa3242a06 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/hunger/feel-hunger.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +В животе бурчит явно не тромбон. Очень хочется кушать, а сладкого-то вы не едите. + +Ваши действия: + +[Отправиться на поиски солененького] (salty/look-for-salty.md) + +[Фиг с фигурой, буду есть зефирки] (diet/bye-bye-diet.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/hunger/salty/look-for-salty.md b/russian/hunger/salty/look-for-salty.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e1fee4be94 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/hunger/salty/look-for-salty.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы выходите из зефирной комнаты и попадаете в чипсовую. Через полчаса одной стенки уже нет... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/instagram/demon-story/demon.md b/russian/instagram/demon-story/demon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8afde56e80 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/instagram/demon-story/demon.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +- Хе-хе. Очнулся таки, путешественничек. Давай там долго не засиживайся, а то скоро вернется Ведьмочка-Танечка +и ты можешь сильно испортить себе настроение поняв с кем ты вчера уснул. У нас на сегодня с тобой много дел. +В отделе зеленых чертей случился локальный кризис - пришел большой заказ на "привидиться" +ряду высокопоставленных персонажей. Надеюсь ты не забыл, что работаешь теперь на меня? + diff --git a/russian/instagram/instagram.md b/russian/instagram/instagram.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8f010ee051 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/instagram/instagram.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Внезапно увидев фотки со вчерашнего вечера становиться ясно как я попал сюда, но что же делать дальше? + +Единственная мысль которая приходит на ум - позвонить снова тому лысому демону который преложил +выбрать из двух таблеток одну. + +[Позвонить на странный номер Демона] (demon-story/demon.md) diff --git a/russian/invite-proffesor/invite-proffesor.md b/russian/invite-proffesor/invite-proffesor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3016683c80 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/invite-proffesor/invite-proffesor.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Профессор Воробьев ответил на ваш звонок почти сразу. +К сожалению, он не успел закончить настройку телескопа после установки на него новой мощной линзы. +Поэтому оговоренный эксперимент придется отложить на следующий день. + +Тут ваш взгляд падает на полки, уставленные банками с медом и банками со сливками. +Нежные воздушные взбитые сливки... И тут вас осеняет! Вы включаете свой смартфон. +Открываете "Контакты", группу "Длинные ножки". И приглашаете к себе трех подруг. +И вы уже точно знаете, что этот день завершится в приподнятом настроении. diff --git a/russian/kompot/kompot.md b/russian/kompot/kompot.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1927677817 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/kompot/kompot.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Компот забродил и вы тоже. + +1. [И тут вы просыпаетесь](wakeup/wakeup.md) + +2. [Вы продолжаете бродить](walk/walk.md) diff --git a/russian/kompot/wakeup/wakeup.md b/russian/kompot/wakeup/wakeup.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..52e3ba3b25 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/kompot/wakeup/wakeup.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Хорошо было там, где вас теперь нет? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/kompot/walk/walk.md b/russian/kompot/walk/walk.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9df1faf967 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/kompot/walk/walk.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ничего на свете лучше нету, чем бродить друзьям по белу свету? \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/light-fire/fire.md b/russian/light-fire/fire.md index 5b50d42054..da38c26e15 100644 --- a/russian/light-fire/fire.md +++ b/russian/light-fire/fire.md @@ -1,6 +1,8 @@ Вы развели костер. Зефир вокруг начал таять. Вдруг вам стало страшно. Что вы будете делать? +[Теперь-то я съем этот зефир - так он гораздо вкуснее!](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) + [Когда вам страшно, вы всегда поете.](sing/sing.md) [Вы решаете проломить проход в стене и двинуться вперед.](brake-the-wall/brake-the-wall.md) @@ -9,4 +11,8 @@ [Медитировать.](meditate/meditate.md) +[Вы решаете открыть дверь в комнате и выйти на улицу.] (open-the-door/open-the-door.md) + [Двигаться вперед в уверенности, что ничего не сможет нас остановить!] + +[Ничего не делать.] diff --git a/russian/light-fire/open-the-door/ask/ask.md b/russian/light-fire/open-the-door/ask/ask.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4711130c25 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/light-fire/open-the-door/ask/ask.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы останавливаете прохожего и спрашиваете где вы находитесь. diff --git a/russian/light-fire/open-the-door/open-the-door.md b/russian/light-fire/open-the-door/open-the-door.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b4ab38335b --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/light-fire/open-the-door/open-the-door.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Вы решаете открыть дверь в комнате и выйти на улицу. + +На улице чудесная погода и множество людей спещащих по своим делам. + +[Остановить прохожего и спросить где вы находитесь.](ask/ask.md) diff --git a/russian/light-fire/sing/dubinushka/dubinushka.md b/russian/light-fire/sing/dubinushka/dubinushka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7f2f0da712 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/light-fire/sing/dubinushka/dubinushka.md @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +Мы бьем первую залогу, +Просим Бога на подмогу. + +Эх, дубинушка, ухнем! +Эх, зеленая, сама пойдет, +Сама пойдет! + +Что ж ты, сваюшка, стала, +Аль на камушек попала? + +Как мы сваюшку затурим, +Сядем трубочки закурим. + +Эй, ребята, плохо дело, +На каменья свая села. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/light-fire/sing/marshrutka/marshrutka.md b/russian/light-fire/sing/marshrutka/marshrutka.md index 9f5f2e01a4..f9acc7e98c 100644 --- a/russian/light-fire/sing/marshrutka/marshrutka.md +++ b/russian/light-fire/sing/marshrutka/marshrutka.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ И через пару минут на горизонте, и правда, появилась маршрутка №1 времен CCCР. + +В маршрутке нет водителя, но вы садитесь в неё, дверь автоматически закрывается и маршрутка увозит вас из этого места. +По дороге вы видите красивые леса, поля и какие-то деревеньки. +Постепенно вы засыпаете. diff --git a/russian/light-fire/sing/oblaka/oblaka.md b/russian/light-fire/sing/oblaka/oblaka.md index 1d12592162..4a46f55d4c 100644 --- a/russian/light-fire/sing/oblaka/oblaka.md +++ b/russian/light-fire/sing/oblaka/oblaka.md @@ -1,4 +1,9 @@ Летели облака, Летели далеко, Как мамина рука -Как папино трико \ No newline at end of file +Как папино трико + + +Что же, ты делаешь со мной дочь преисподней, подумалось вам. +И почему вдруг в ваших мыслях появился этот странный прибалтийский акцент... +Вы твёрдо решили, с зефиром нужно завязывать. diff --git a/russian/light-fire/sing/sing.md b/russian/light-fire/sing/sing.md index 1f75581e01..d26f82cdaf 100644 --- a/russian/light-fire/sing/sing.md +++ b/russian/light-fire/sing/sing.md @@ -11,3 +11,7 @@ [Летели облакааа...лалалалалалала](oblaka/oblaka.md) ["Это не шутки, мы встретились в маршрутке..."](marshrutka/marshrutka.md) + +["Все бегут бегут бегут бегут бегут бегут бегут, а он им светит..."](svetophor/svetophor.md) + +[Эх, дубинушка, уууухнем...](dubinushka/dubinushka.md) diff --git a/russian/light-fire/sing/svetophor/svetophor.md b/russian/light-fire/sing/svetophor/svetophor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dfe5b03d81 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/light-fire/sing/svetophor/svetophor.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Через некоторое время Вы понимаете что Вы не один такой в этом месте. + diff --git a/russian/light-fire/so-scary/so-scary.md b/russian/light-fire/so-scary/so-scary.md index 36f48e9501..f93bd866af 100644 --- a/russian/light-fire/so-scary/so-scary.md +++ b/russian/light-fire/so-scary/so-scary.md @@ -1,3 +1,5 @@ Вы остаетесь в комнате. Расплавленный зефир потихоньку затапливает помещение. И вот горячая сладкая жидкость уже достигла ваших колен. Но вы не отчаиваетесь -и успеваете съедать зефир по мере его поступления. \ No newline at end of file +и успеваете съедать зефир по мере его поступления. + +[Вы просыпаетесь.](../../awaken/awaken.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/meditate/meditate.md b/russian/meditate/meditate.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2b2c379391 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/meditate/meditate.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +У каждого человека есть сознательный разум, глубинное квантовое я бесконечных возможностей, +и полевой разум, включающий окружающих людей. Когда реальность меняется и старые карты перестают работать, +сознательному управленческому разуму можно отойти в сторону, давая пространство глубинному бессознательному +я, создателю новых карт реальности. Можно расслабиться, соединяясь с ощущением центра, как это делают +профессиональные спортсмены. Затем можно соединиться с позитивной целью, выраженной в пяти словах или меньше. +После этого соединиться с ресурсами: приятными воспоминаниями, символами или людьми, которые много для вас значат. + +[Узнать больше о порождающих состояниях осознания](http://stephengilligan.com/) diff --git a/russian/minesweeper/minesweeper.md b/russian/minesweeper/minesweeper.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f46e140a03 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/minesweeper/minesweeper.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Первое, что вам пришло в голову - это написать зефирного сапера в зефирном браузере. +Вы сели и написали его за восемь с половиной часов. + +Теперь можно сварить себе большую кружку какао и насладиться своим творением, +попивая за игрой ароматный шоколадный напиток с парой кусочков зефирной стены. diff --git a/russian/music/turn_music.md b/russian/music/turn_music.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..88e8a2e43a --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/music/turn_music.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + Joy c Valerie. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/next_room/next_room.md b/russian/next_room/next_room.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bd0b57d060 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/next_room/next_room.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Здесь пустота. + +Ваши действия: + +[Почесать в подмышечной впадине](../scratch/scratch.md) + +[Попытаться проснуться](../awaken/awaken.md) diff --git a/russian/nip-off/nip-off.md b/russian/nip-off/nip-off.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9159eb94cf --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/nip-off/nip-off.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ммм, ничего так. Хотя, на мой вкус, слишком сладко. Надо запить чаем. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/belt/belt.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/belt/belt.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..76291e7a55 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/belt/belt.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Трясь! Вся эта модерновая техника не выдержала натиска десантурской бляхи +и посыпалась в муку! Конечно же. услышав весь этот треш, +в зал сеанса влетает охрана и провести следующие 15 суток тебе придется в кутузке. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/couple.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/couple.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cc47ea7cb1 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/couple.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Подсесть то ты подсел, но ты же вчера гульбенил по-дикому... Забыл?! +Омбрэ от твоих вчерашних посиделок настолько сильно что +[Пара не выдерживает и уходит](leave/leave.md) + +[Ты сам не выдерживаешь и падаешь от приступа](disease/disease.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/disease/disease.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/disease/disease.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3d83c3319d --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/disease/disease.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Лучше бы тебе вчера было подумать, прежде чем звать своих друзей. +Ты уже не молод... Скорая тебя. конечно, забрала. Но врядли ты переживешь это мероприятие. +Да и за все это кому то надо будет платить... Нет... Сам виноват. Прощай. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/leave/leave.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/leave/leave.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9f89a46bf4 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/couple/leave/leave.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Ну, молодец! Ни себе, ни людям! Ладно, не парься. в инете досмотрят. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/exmachina.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/exmachina.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..cf97dd3160 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/exmachina.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +"Не тарантино. конечно. но делать нечего. +Тем более, что я забыл напрочь, куда и зачем шел." - подумал ты. +Решено. Ты бредешь в кинозал. Весь такой из себя махровый дед бредешь на совсем не олдскульный кинч. +Тебе бы на что-то попроще сходить, но нет... Ты шаришь в ИТ - винду от Паскаля отличить умеешь. +Значит ты в теме. Тем более ты помнишь, как облажался на последних трансформерах, +когда не выдержал спецеффектов и повалился с выпученными глазами еще до входа в кинозал. +> Назвался груздем - полезай в кузов! +Все верно! Красавчик! +Но мувик показался полнейшей ахинеей для такого динозавра. как ты.И посреди сеанса ты решаешь +[Запулить в проектор армейской бляхой](belt/belt.md) + +[Подсесть к влюбленной паре на заднем ряду](couple/couple.md) + +[Досмотреть доконца и набросать очерк на своей стене в вк](vk/vk.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/ban/ban.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/ban/ban.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9f5d763b9b --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/ban/ban.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Да пост твой откровенное УГ. Да и тебя посчитали лишним на портале. Пакеда! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/likes/likes.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/likes/likes.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5d98d35580 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/likes/likes.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Твой пост набрал в 4 раза больше лайков, чем Gangnam Style. +Но!!! На планете нет столько людишек! "Как такое возможно?!" - завопил ты и сойдя с +ума провел остаток дней своих в "Калинке". \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/vk.md b/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/vk.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27b775b08c --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/exmachina/vk/vk.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Ты полон ярости от некачественных спецеффектов и +недоработанного сценария возвращаешься домой. +Там же тебя ждут. Конечно! Обои в розочку и полуразбитый лэптоп. +Это не мешает тебе накатать некислую статейку-обзор о фильмце. Твой пост +[Набрал кучу лайков](likes/likes.md) + +[Пометили как "Спам", а тебя отправили в кик-бан](ban/ban.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/gopstop/gopstop.md b/russian/prayer/gopstop/gopstop.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..71ead0ae89 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/gopstop/gopstop.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Ты уже понимал, что тебя ждет. +Эти ребята не из тех, кто тратит свое время зря. +Эти местные Робин Гуды никогда не оставят тебя +с мучительно тяжелым излишком благ на кармане. +Но ты бывалый старый, ты не растерялся и +[Достав волыну, начал потрошить шпану](shpana/shpana.md) + +[Заметив их издалека, потопал в свое логово](logovo/logovo.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/gopstop/logovo/logovo.md b/russian/prayer/gopstop/logovo/logovo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..910f8ab7f6 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/gopstop/logovo/logovo.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +"Не по-мужски это", - подумал ты. Да ну и ладно. Жизнь дороже. +Тем более сколько такой беготни еще выдержит твой кардиостимулятор "Радуга". +Конечно, обидно. досадно... Ну да ладно! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/gopstop/shpana/shpana.md b/russian/prayer/gopstop/shpana/shpana.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4a3bae6799 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/gopstop/shpana/shpana.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +Матрица замедляется. Твои резкие движения слились в синхронную линию событий. +"Валерааа, настааало твое врееемя!" Твой Дигл зол и беспощаден как и ты сам! +Но что же такое... Тебе же вчера было не до новостей. +А ведь новая полиция приняла присягу. +Поэтому в ту же секунду, как бездыханное тело последнего пацика приземляется +на траву, из-за угла, поднимая кучу пыли,влетает в поворот Toyota. +Конечно. ты не ожидал, да и откуда тебе знать. кто за рулем. +А читать ты не научился еще с детства, поэтому надпись "Полиция" +тебе сказала не более, чем "Столичная" на вчерашней бутылке. +В общем и целом, тебя повязали и остаток дней ты проведешь в кутузке. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/prayer/morning_prayer.md b/russian/prayer/morning_prayer.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d367e9647f --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/prayer/morning_prayer.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +По пути в храм последствия вчерашнего угара становятся +все заметнее отражаться на твоем 65 летнем организме. + +В наушниках **Portishead**, нНастроение вообще "не айс" +и вроде как сейчас можно себе позволить задуматься о тленности +происходящего. + +Но только ты въезжаешь в минорные нотки Бэт Гиббонс, как тут на твоем пути... + +[Появляются два персонажа](gopstop/gopstop.md) + +[Афиша фильма "Ex-Machina"](exmachina/exmachina.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/programming/to-program.md b/russian/programming/to-program.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3686c836e3 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/programming/to-program.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Вы решаете, что в любой непонятной ситуации нужно писать код, и отправляетесь на поиски комьютера. + +[Открыть свой зефирный макбук и сразу начать](../minesweeper/minesweeper.md) + +[Искать в другой комнате](../next_room/next_room.md) + +[Поработать на компьютере соседей](../speak_to_neighbor/speak_to_neighbor.md) diff --git a/russian/rat-rat/rat-rat.md b/russian/rat-rat/rat-rat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..93a0a341de --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/rat-rat/rat-rat.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Пойдёте откроете дверь и пройдётё вместе с людьми в белых халатах в их +замечательную машину из зефира с надписью "Санитары". diff --git a/russian/scratch/open-close/open-close.md b/russian/scratch/open-close/open-close.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..46fa017977 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/scratch/open-close/open-close.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы поморгали несколько раз, зефир поменял цвет на зеленый. При этом вы не можете вспомнить, каким он был до того. diff --git a/russian/scratch/scratch.md b/russian/scratch/scratch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..27a9b81899 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/scratch/scratch.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Вы поскребли подмышкой. Звуки музыки прекратились, но зефир остался. Что дальше? + +[Похлопать глазами](open-close/open-close.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/selfie/make_selfie.md b/russian/selfie/make_selfie.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..29beb47fb3 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/selfie/make_selfie.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Вы решаете срочно задокументировать свое посещение зефирного дома, чтобы поделиться с драгоценными подписчиками. +Но внезапно обнаруживаете, что телефон куда-то запропастился. + diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/Ded/ded.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/Ded/ded.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4db6e4c532 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/Ded/ded.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Дед Пихто дает вам пирожок diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/Kon/kon.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/Kon/kon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3c21233ed1 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/Kon/kon.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Конь громко стучит копытами и накрывает вас плащем. diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/ask-for-help.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/ask-for-help.md index 38efc62bfa..f1afb7c639 100644 --- a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/ask-for-help.md +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/ask-for-help/ask-for-help.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ -Вы начинаете звать на помощь и слышите, что кто-то бежит к вам на помощь. Кто это? +Вы начинаете звать на помощь и слышите, что кто-то бежит к вам на помощь. Кто это? + +[Дед Пихто] (Ded/ded.md) + +[Конь в пальто] (Kon/kon.md) diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/blue-toothbrush.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/blue-toothbrush.md index e69294d07b..687246f2d6 100644 --- a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/blue-toothbrush.md +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/blue-toothbrush.md @@ -1,6 +1,6 @@ После того, как вы взяли в руку синюю щетку, комната обращается вверх тормашками и вы начинаете увязать в зефире. "Что вы будете делать?" -[Паниковать] (panic/panic.md) +[Паниковать](panic/panic.md) -[Звать на помощь] (ask-for-help/ask-for-help.md) +[Звать на помощь](ask-for-help/ask-for-help.md) diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/panic/panic.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/panic/panic.md index de5007e1c7..d2a96ad704 100644 --- a/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/panic/panic.md +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/bluebrush/panic/panic.md @@ -1 +1 @@ -Вы начинаете паниковать и громко кричите и вдруг все исчезает и вы опять просыпаетесь. Что будете делать дальше? +Вы начинаете паниковать и громко кричите и вдруг все исчезает и вы опять просыпаетесь. Что будете делать дальше? diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/brushing.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/brushing.md index 4e739b1897..879ea40440 100644 --- a/russian/sleep/brushing/brushing.md +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/brushing.md @@ -2,6 +2,6 @@ красная и синяя, и вы застываете в размышлении и задаете себе вопрос: "Какую из зубных счеток выбрать?" -[Вы выбрали синюю щетку] (bluebrush/blue-toothbrush.md) +[Вы выбрали синюю щетку](bluebrush/blue-toothbrush.md) -[Вы выбрали красную щетку] (redbrush/red-toothbrush.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Вы выбрали красную щетку](redbrush/red-toothbrush.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/red-toothbrush.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/red-toothbrush.md index 83d2a8a0db..5c5d760c66 100644 --- a/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/red-toothbrush.md +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/red-toothbrush.md @@ -1 +1,4 @@ -Вариант для красной щетки. \ No newline at end of file +Вариант для красной щетки. +Как только вы дотронулись до красной щетки, свет в ванной комнате погас. +"Что вы будете делать дальше?" +[Попытаться найти выключатель](switch/switch.md) diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/fighting/fighting.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/fighting/fighting.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5fcfdb7f6b --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/fighting/fighting.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +В неравной борьбе за свободу вашей руки вы выходите победителем! + +Наградой вам становится большой кусок зефира. + +"Если подтопить мебель, можно сэкономить на завтраке", - думаете вы, отправлясь к холодильнику. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/pulling/pulling.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/pulling/pulling.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5285868e37 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/pulling/pulling.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Бац и становится холодно! + +Вы смотрите вокруг и видите сугробы. +Пытаетесь сдвинуться с места, но не можете: вас облепила гора зефира! +Теперь вы зефировик! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/switch.md b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/switch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8247dd255b --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/sleep/brushing/redbrush/switch/switch.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Вы попытались нащупать выключатель. + +Неожиданно ваша рука провалилась в стену и вы почувствовали, что ее затягивает. + +Что вы сделаете? + +[Попробую вытащить руку](fighting/fighting.md) + +[Рискну и дам себя затянуть](pulling/pulling.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/sleep/zefir.md b/russian/sleep/zefir.md index 531333c338..fbe54e77d6 100644 --- a/russian/sleep/zefir.md +++ b/russian/sleep/zefir.md @@ -7,4 +7,6 @@ [Вы начнете есть стены?](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) -[Вы идете чистить зубы](brushing/brushing.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Вы идете чистить зубы](brushing/brushing.md) + +[Попробую отщипнуть кусочек зефирной стены](../nip-off/nip-off.md) diff --git a/russian/speak_to_neighbor/bobro/bobro.md b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/bobro/bobro.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fec16a7da5 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/bobro/bobro.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + ! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/speak_to_neighbor/roof/roof.md b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/roof/roof.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..383d1fb13f --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/roof/roof.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Надеюсь Карлсон дома, и он одолжит мне банку варенья, чтобы испечь торт. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/speak_to_neighbor/speak_to_neighbor.md b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/speak_to_neighbor.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..deb3a1471b --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/speak_to_neighbor.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Я вышел на лестничную площадку и позвонил соседям. +Если ни ни кого из соседей на площадке не оказалось дома, то я [поднимусь этажом выше](upstairs/upstairs.md) + +Если же зубака дома, то я вручу ей: +[ведро бобров](vedro/vedro.md) + +[бобро ведров](bobro/bobro.md) + +Если я живу на последнем этаже, то я [всё равно поднимусь этажом выше](roof/roof.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/speak_to_neighbor/upstairs/upstairs.md b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/upstairs/upstairs.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..61760820fc --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/upstairs/upstairs.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Надеюсь, что здесь кто-то из соседей окажется дома. diff --git a/russian/speak_to_neighbor/vedro/vedro.md b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/vedro/vedro.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9fecd63d25 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/speak_to_neighbor/vedro/vedro.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + , ! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/sputnik/sputnik.md b/russian/sputnik/sputnik.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..be80116998 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/sputnik/sputnik.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы открываете сайт спутник.ру и пытаетесь узнать не оскорбляет ли зефир других людей. diff --git a/russian/thinking-about/be-teacher/be-teacher.md b/russian/thinking-about/be-teacher/be-teacher.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3fc10b7ed0 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/thinking-about/be-teacher/be-teacher.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Вы: Дети, запишите предложение: «Рыба сидела на дереве». +Ученик: А разве рыбы сидят на деревьях? +Вы: Ну… Это была сумасшедшая рыба. + +[Продолжить размышлять](../thinking.md) diff --git a/russian/thinking-about/pen-paper/pen-paper.md b/russian/thinking-about/pen-paper/pen-paper.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..66166b888e --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/thinking-about/pen-paper/pen-paper.md @@ -0,0 +1,36 @@ +Ты развернул бумажку и прочитал: + +" +-Когда ты чувствуешь, что тебе трудно встать утром, подумай про себя: +я пробудился для исполнения обязанностей человека, почему же огорчаться тем, +что мне нужно сделать то, для чего я родился, для чего я послам, в мир? +Разве я родился затем, чтобы удобно лежать под одеялом? + +— Но это доставляет такое удовольствие. + +— А разве ты родился для удовольствия, а не для того, чтобы действовать и работать? +Разве ты не видишь, что растения, муравьи, пауки, каждый исполняют свои +обязанности и все служат мировой гармоний? +А ты будешь отказываться исполнять свою обязанность человека, +ты не хочешь делать того, что сообразно твоей природе. + +— Но нужно же отдохнуть. + +— Ты хочешь отдыхать? Но ведь природа положила предел этой потребности так же, +как потребности есть и пить. А ты теперь переходишь этот предел, ты идешь дальше того, +что должно бы тебя удовлетворить; а вот в деятельности это не совсем так: +ты остаешься ниже возможного. +Ты не любишь сам себя, если не любишь свою природу и ее требования. +Да, те, которые любят свое дело, сохнуть над работой, забывая и пить и есть; +а ты на свою природу обращаешь меньше внимания, чем резчик на свое искусство, +танцор на танцы, скупец на деньги, а безумный честолюбец на свою славу. +Когда они работают, они меньше заботятся об еде или об сне, чем о привлекающем +их успехе своего дела. Неужели действия, имеющие целью общественное благо, +кажутся тебе менее важными и менее достойными твоих забот? +" + +Вдохновленный, ты встал с колен и открыл дверь. +Там ты увидел диван, скатерть-самобранку, плазму, коробокс и подписку на Netflix на 100 лет. + + +[...](../../zefir.md) diff --git a/russian/thinking-about/thinking.md b/russian/thinking-about/thinking.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f6ce7ed9a6 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/thinking-about/thinking.md @@ -0,0 +1,24 @@ +Ты поймешь, что не помнишь, как умер. +Ты поймешь, что смерть не так уж тебя и расстроила. +Конечно, умереть в столь юном возрасте... + +Ты поймешь, что раз уж выпал второй шанс, +раз уж он выпал именно тебе, то ты не потратишь его зря, +а будешь использовать каждую минуту, чтобы исследовать окружающий мир +и задавать вопросы, +чтобы двигать науку вперед, +чтобы помогать людям, +чтобы делать что-нибудь полезное, +чтобы любить маму, +друзей тоже любить, +больше кодить, +взять кого-нибудь в ученики, +стать кем-нибудь учеником, +бороться с мракобесием и ватниками, +ходить на выборы, +делать зарядку по утрам и обливаться холодной водой... + + +[Ты достал листочек и ручку из кармана и решил все это записать, чтобы не забыть.](pen-paper/pen-paper.md) + +[Взять кого-нибудь в ученики](be-teacher/be-teacher.md) diff --git a/russian/travelling/desert/desert.md b/russian/travelling/desert/desert.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ee28c66eec --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/travelling/desert/desert.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы отправились в знойную пустыню на поиски легендарного оазиса. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/travelling/go-to-travel.md b/russian/travelling/go-to-travel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..087f096840 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/travelling/go-to-travel.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Вы решаетесь отправиться в увлекательное путешествие! + +Ваши действия: + +[Поодняться в небо](sky/sky.md) + +[Отправиться в пустыню](desert/desert.md) + +[Пройти через джунгли](jungle/jungle.md) + +[Покорить гору](mountain/mountain.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/travelling/jungle/jungle.md b/russian/travelling/jungle/jungle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1cf768e8f7 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/travelling/jungle/jungle.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вас забросили в непроходимые джунгли, чтобы вы прошли их. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/travelling/mountain/mountain.md b/russian/travelling/mountain/mountain.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c28c53bd7c --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/travelling/mountain/mountain.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы решаетесь взойти на вершину Канченджанги по северной стене. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/travelling/sky/sky.md b/russian/travelling/sky/sky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..efab57fda4 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/travelling/sky/sky.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Вы сели в небольшрй самолет, запустили двигатель и взлетели.. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/vegetarian/vegetarian.md b/russian/vegetarian/vegetarian.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9b8122a6be --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/vegetarian/vegetarian.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Вы понимаете что Вы немного устали от всего этого хипстерского антуража и решаете стать вегетарианцем. +Тем более что сегодня дома нет ни грамма мяса. "Ладно, я слишком стар для похода в магазин и побуду +вегетарианцем недельку" - думаете Вы. Неделя проходит и Вам начинает нравиться новое состояние. +Спасаешь человечество опять же. Так уж и быть, Вы сдаетесь и начинаете называть себя вегетарианцем +прилюдно. diff --git a/russian/vesti-nedeli/vesti.md b/russian/vesti-nedeli/vesti.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f6c972132b --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/vesti-nedeli/vesti.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Вести вселяют смысл. Зефирная комната, подмышечный оркестр, ящик водки. +Грани единого плана, несмотря на неясные очертания. +План несомненно велик. +Разливаясь слегка тошнотворным теплом по гортани, +водка вливает расслабляющую уверенность в каждую клеточку. +Очертания Плана ярче не становятся. +Грани вырастают до космических масштабов, разрывая границы понимания, уходя в мглу непознаваемого. +Грязная майка "Slayer" превратилась в кристально чистую майку "Spice Girls". +Оркестр играл советскиЙ марш потом "Землю в иллюминаторе", +гимн советской космонавтики незаметно влился в "Боже царя храни". +Глаза закрылись. +Все хорошо. +Спи. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/vodka/Brevno/brevno.md b/russian/vodka/Brevno/brevno.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1c083c4851 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/vodka/Brevno/brevno.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + , . . \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/vodka/vodka.md b/russian/vodka/vodka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..99cf571969 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/vodka/vodka.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Живительная влага мягко разливается по измученному организму и невероятным +усилием воли получается наконец открыть глаза. +Глаза открыты, в руках топор. +[Я делаю бревно.](Brevno/brevno.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/window/win-exit/win-exit.md b/russian/window/win-exit/win-exit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bdb8dbf2ec --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/window/win-exit/win-exit.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Как только вы забираетесь на подоконник и уже готовы спрыгнуть, +вы понимаете что окно было несущей конструкцией и дом начинает рушиться! +В тот же миг вы замечаете что цветы, растения и все вокруг на самом деле гигантских размеров и они очень далеко. +Но из-за того что дом стоит на очень высокой скале вам показалось что это обычные цветы в саду. +Под вами пропасть! + +[ ЧТО?!](../win-not-jump/win-not-jump.md) + +[ Прыгнуть](../win-jump/win-jump.md) + +[ Не прыгать](../win-not-jump/win-not-jump.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/window/win-jump/win-jump.md b/russian/window/win-jump/win-jump.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e852fabd13 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/window/win-jump/win-jump.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Вы прыгаете, в этот момент дом рушиться, вместе с вами летят куски зефира. +Вы ничего не понимаете, куча мыслей в голове, как это произошло, как я здесь оказался? +Что я еще мог сделать вместо того чтобы прыгать? +Вся ваша жизнь проноситься перед глазами. + + +[ А-А-А-А-а-а-а-а-а-а-а](../win-scream/win-scream.md) + +[ Вспомнить свою жизнь](../win-not-jump/win-not-jump.md) + +[ Схватить ветку торчащую из скалы!](../win-stick/win-stick.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/window/win-not-jump/win-not-jump.md b/russian/window/win-not-jump/win-not-jump.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7b5589fc6e --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/window/win-not-jump/win-not-jump.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Вы не успели ничего сообразить, в этот момент дом рушиться и вы падаете вниз. + +[ А-А-А-А-А-а-а-а-а-а-а](../win-scream/win-scream.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/window/win-scream/win-scream.md b/russian/window/win-scream/win-scream.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..420637a9b7 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/window/win-scream/win-scream.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Вся ваша жизнь проноситься перед глазами... + + + + +Земля все ближе.. + + +Вы понимаете что это конец. + +[ Постойте! У меня же есть крылья!](../../fly/fly-where.md) + +[ Шмяк!](../../zefir.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/window/win-stick/win-stick.md b/russian/window/win-stick/win-stick.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a4cd81a14c --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/window/win-stick/win-stick.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Ветка ломается! +Вы видите еще одну, хваетесь и слава богу, она вас удерживает. +Сверху на вас падают огромные куски зефира, им чудом не удается вас сбить и +они летят дальше, вы держитесь из последних сил! +Ваши ладони вспотели от страха, они все в зефире, палка выскальзывает, но вы вгрызаетесь в неё зубами... +Но палка опять ломается! +В животе появляется щекотное ощущение свободноего падения, вы понимаете что падаете! + +[ А-А-А-А-А-а-а-а-а-а-а](../win-scream/win-scream.md) + +[ Схватиться за ветку еще раз!](../win-stick/win-stick.md) diff --git a/russian/window/window.md b/russian/window/window.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..95458cc3a0 --- /dev/null +++ b/russian/window/window.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Вы открываете окно и видите цветочный сад во всей своей красе. +Благоухание цветов наполняет вас эйфорией, вы чувствуете небывалое счатье. +Вы решаете что + +[ есть стены, пусть даже из зефира, не очень хорошо и нужно попробовать выбраться через окно.](win-exit/win-exit.md) + +[ вы очень голодны и начинаете есть стены.](../eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/russian/zefir.md b/russian/zefir.md index f15df7f922..817b1cae80 100644 --- a/russian/zefir.md +++ b/russian/zefir.md @@ -1,13 +1,60 @@ Вы просыпаетесь в комнате со стенами из зефира. -Солнце светит, и вы видете в окне цветы цветущие в саду. +Пол покрыт шоколадной глазурью + +Солнце светит и вы видите в окне цветы, цветущие в саду. + +Тихая музыка в джазовом стиле слышна, наверно она знакомая? + +Да, это Small Mouse Big Band притаился в Вашей подмышечной впадине и наигрывает "Караван". + +От звука тромбона Вам становится щекотно. + +Нащупав наконец, головой, недопитый ящик водки, вы пытаетесь открыть глаза. + +Это была всего лишь банка с вишневым компотом. + +И тут вы вспоминаете своего знакомого, с которым пресеклись две недели назад. Именно он порекомендовал вам компанию, +которая может превратить вашу квартиру в шоколадный торт. Толстый слой зефира на стенах. +Слой шоколада на полу и заварного крема на потолке. Кровать из песочного теста. Подушки из свежего бисквита. +Да, служащие компании постарались на славу! +Будет не стыдно перед знакомыми за такой дом! + +Вчера вы хотели только прилечь на кровать, но накопившаяся усталость дала о себе знать и вы проспали 9 часов. +Наступил день и теперь вы, полностью отдохнувший, готовы осуществить то, ради чего вы все это затеяли. + +Взмахнув руками, вы наконец-то начинаете полет. Ваши действия: +[Вы летите на Зов Ктулху](cthulhu/cthulhu.md) + +[Пригласить профессора Воробьева](invite-proffesor/invite-proffesor.md) + +[Попросите девушку ущепнуть вас](girlfriend-pinch-you/girlfriend-pinch-you.md) + +[Пойти поплавать](go-to-swim/go-to-swim.md) + +[Начать танцевать Лезгинку](dance_lezginka/dance.md) + +[Смешать водку с пивом](vodka/vodka.md) + +[Импортозаместить тромбон на гусли](gusli/gusli.md) + +[Ненавижу зефир... Прочь из этой ужасной комнаты!](flowers/flowers.md) + +[Открыть окно](window/window.md) + +[Задернуть занавеску](draw-curtain/drawing-curtain.md) + +[Поразмышляете о причинах вашей неожиданной смерти и природе сознания.](thinking-about/thinking.md) + [Начнёте есть стены.](eating-walls/eating-marshmallows.md) [Разведёте костер.](light-fire/fire.md) +[Включите вести недели](vesti-nedeli/vesti.md) + [Попытаетесь проснуться.](awaken/awaken.md) [Вернётесь ко сну.](sleep/zefir.md) @@ -23,3 +70,57 @@ [Пойдёте в сад.](garden/garden.md) [Позовёте друзей.](invite-friends/invite.md) + +[Позвоните маме.](call-mom/call-mom.md) + +[Позвоните охотникам за привидениями.](call-ghostbusters/ghostbusters.md) + +[Поставите запятую после "цветы".] (comma/comma.md) + +[Начинайте танцевать от радости.](dance/dance.md) + +[Вспомните интересную шутку](Holms-Watson/Holmes-Watson.md) + +[Откроете дверь, в нее настойчиво стучат.](rat-rat/rat-rat.md) + +[Поздравлю деда.](grandad/grandad.md) + +[Попробую отщипнуть кусочек зефирной стены.](nip-off/nip-off.md) + +[Почесать в подмышечной впадине.](scratch/scratch.md) + +[Пойду в другую комнату](next_room/next_room.md) + +[Поговорю с соседями](speak_to_neighbor/speak_to_neighbor.md) + +[Внезапно безумно начну просить сломать меня] (break-me-completelly/break-me.md) + +[Зевну, откушу кусок зефира и снова усну...](dream/dream.md) + +[Завоюю мир, в котором проснулся](conquer/lead.md) + +[Отхлебну и закушу](kompot/kompot.md) + +[Открою Instagram](instagram/instagram.md) + +[Бросить "уделанную" футболку Slayer в стирку и отправиться на заутреннюю молитву](prayer/morning_prayer.md) + +[Почувствуете ужасный голод] (hunger/feel-hunger.md) + +[Начнёте медитировать](meditate/meditate.md) + +[Решите программировать] (programming/to-program.md) + +[Отправитесь путешествовать](travelling/go-to-travel.md) + +[Буду клеить](glue/index.md) + +[Включите музыку](music/turn_music.md) + +[Наделаю селфи](selfie/make_selfie.md) + +[Зайти на двач](2ch/2ch.md) + +[Стану вегетарианцем](vegetarian/vegetarian.md) + +[Открою сайт спутник.ру](sputnik/sputnik.md) diff --git a/serbian/burekKrem/krem.md b/serbian/burekKrem/krem.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..188c60301c --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekKrem/krem.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Pojeo je dve osmine slatkog bureka, umazao se ko svinjče, +i psovao u sebi ceo Niš zato što ti nikad ne daju jednu četvrtinu, +no uvek dve osmine. Sto mu gromova... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/serbian/burekMeso/burekMeso.md b/serbian/burekMeso/burekMeso.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1eca747dc5 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekMeso/burekMeso.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +"Ne, samo burek" - uzvratio je, jedva čekajući da zagrize. + +Dok je sa zadovoljstvom zvakao savrseno pecivo, lenjo je razgledao ulicu kroz izlog pekare. +Nije prošlo mnogo, kada je sa zaprepascenjem video kako iza ugla prljave ulice istrcava njegov +drug is srednje - smotani Darko - za koga niko nije znao gde je proveo poslednjih par godina. + +U trenutku nije znao kako da reaguje. + +[Bacio je burek preko ramena i istrcao na ulicu.](istrcao/istrcao.md) + +[Lagano se udaljio od izloga i okrenuo ka zidu.](okrenuo/okrenuo.md) diff --git a/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/dragoljub/dragoljub.md b/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/dragoljub/dragoljub.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..78e27b364b --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/dragoljub/dragoljub.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +"Dragoljub iz srednje škole! Tajni projekat! Pa pričaj čovece!" - nestrpljivo je navalivao Darko. diff --git a/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/istrcao.md b/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/istrcao.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac882f6ff7 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/istrcao.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +"Pa 'de si ti covece ovih godina. Kao da si u zemlju propao!" - skoro povika na njega kada mu je prisao. + +Darko je spremno dočekao pitanje, kao da se čitavog života pripremao za ovaj susret: + +[Bio sam kod Dragoljuba. Radili smo na tajnom projektu](dragoljub/dragoljub.md) + +[Oženio sam se sa Živkicom. A onda smo se razveli. Pa smo se ponovo uzeli. Sada se razvodimo.](zivkica/zivkica.md) diff --git a/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/zivkica/zivkica.md b/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/zivkica/zivkica.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6afbf28649 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekMeso/istrcao/zivkica/zivkica.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +"Uff, pa to je bas bezveze!" - nepristojno reče Darko. diff --git a/serbian/burekMeso/okrenuo/okrenuo.md b/serbian/burekMeso/okrenuo/okrenuo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ece01f2d8a --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekMeso/okrenuo/okrenuo.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Pravio se kao da nista nije video, sve dok se vrata pekare nisu otvorila. +Tada je pogledao preko ramena i video starog druga kako panici: + +"Moramo odmah da krenemo! Za petama su mi!" diff --git a/serbian/burekSir/burekSir.md b/serbian/burekSir/burekSir.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c0bcddd33f --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekSir/burekSir.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +"Da'l je moguće? Ne mogu da verujem. Kako nemate? Neću sir!" - razvijao se bes iz njegovih očiju. +Galamom privukao je pažnju momaka koji su već tu sedeli i zadovoljno jeli svoje bureke s mesom i pili jogurt "Granice". + +Konacno, nakon sto je uzeo burek sasirom, nezadovoljno je poceo da ga jede. Sira nije bilo! + +[uzima noz, i napada pekarku](noz/noz.md) + +[cuti, i mrndza, jer za bolje i nije](tihaPatnja/tihaPatnja.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/serbian/burekSir/noz/noz.md b/serbian/burekSir/noz/noz.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..12b29a1974 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekSir/noz/noz.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Jadna matorka bezi glavom bez obzira, dok on zadovoljno brsti ostale blagodeti pekare. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/serbian/burekSir/tihaPatnja/tihaPatnja.md b/serbian/burekSir/tihaPatnja/tihaPatnja.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4741470537 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/burekSir/tihaPatnja/tihaPatnja.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Snuzdeno otaljava svoj burek, i nastavlja da zivi svojim bednim zivotom, +u kome ga gazi, ko i kako hoce. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/serbian/dezert/dezert.md b/serbian/dezert/dezert.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bcac4a3319 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/dezert/dezert.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +"Da li ste za neki dezert mozda?" upitala ga je mlada radnica veselim glasom i dodala +"imamo tople palacinke sa Nutelom ili Eurokremom." \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/serbian/noveIdeje/noveIdeje.md b/serbian/noveIdeje/noveIdeje.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9437993984 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/noveIdeje/noveIdeje.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +"Ali vec sam ti rekao"-uzviknuo sam ljutito. + diff --git a/serbian/start.md b/serbian/start.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7c39c40f06 --- /dev/null +++ b/serbian/start.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +Mamuran, žurno je prilazio poznatoj mu buregdžinici. + +"200 grama sa mesom!" - razgovetno je izustio i stavio do znanja da mu je 200 grama s mesom krajnje neophodno. + +Mlada radnica ga je ljubazno gledala. Rekla je: + +"Nažalost nemamo s mesom ali ima odličan sa sirom" [klikni ovde](burekSir/burekSir.md) + +"Želite li i jogurt ?" [klikni ovde](burekMeso/burekMeso.md) + +"Ili mozda dva ?" +"Ili mozda tri?"[klikni ovde](noveIdeje/noveIdeje.md) + +"Da li ste mozda zainteresovani za neki dezert?" [klikni ovde](dezert/dezert.md) + +"Možda bi Vam prijao niški burek sa eurokremom?" [klikni ovde](burekKrem/krem.md) + +Mislio se dugo šta bi mu najbolje za mamurluk prijalo i onde se dosetio. + +"Daćete mi jedan sa sirom, jedan jogurt i jedan niški za dezert, molim vas." diff --git a/slovak/flasa/nikdy-viac.md b/slovak/flasa/nikdy-viac.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b9fabeb141 --- /dev/null +++ b/slovak/flasa/nikdy-viac.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Glgneš si, ponúkneš aj rybke a skúsiš si spomenúť, s kým si strávil noc. + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/slovak/marsmelaci.md b/slovak/marsmelaci.md index a19dc5662f..560463d723 100644 --- a/slovak/marsmelaci.md +++ b/slovak/marsmelaci.md @@ -1,2 +1,11 @@ Jedno nevšedné ráno sa zobudíš v divnej miestnosti, ktorá má steny z marshmallow na to, že máš v nose kyslú rybičku. +Čo urobíš? + +[Raňajky](ranajky/koniec-rybky.md) + +[Pokúsiš sa zachrániť rybku](zachrana/zachrana-rybky.md) + +[Pokúsiš sa zachrániť seba](nepi/zachrana-seba.md) + +[Siahneš opäť po fľaši](flasa/nikdy-viac.md) diff --git a/slovak/nepi/zachrana-seba.md b/slovak/nepi/zachrana-seba.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..70db7c360c --- /dev/null +++ b/slovak/nepi/zachrana-seba.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Rybku rýchlo vytiahneš z nosa. +Zisťuješ že je mŕtva už asi pol roka. +Najvyšší čas prestať piť, len to ťa zachráni. +Amen. diff --git a/slovak/ranajky/koniec-rybky.md b/slovak/ranajky/koniec-rybky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4535feb9c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/slovak/ranajky/koniec-rybky.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +D si na raajky tto chutn kysl rybku (vak sladkho je vade naokolo dos :) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/slovak/zachrana/zachrana-rybky.md b/slovak/zachrana/zachrana-rybky.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d1acc926ea --- /dev/null +++ b/slovak/zachrana/zachrana-rybky.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Rybku sa rýchlo pokúsiš vytiahnuť z nosa. Po chvíli sa ti to podarí a hneď na to hľadáš spôsob ako ju zachrániť. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/slovenian/dom/domaca-spalnica.md b/slovenian/dom/domaca-spalnica.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..a9fdcb137e --- /dev/null +++ b/slovenian/dom/domaca-spalnica.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Prebudil si se v domači spalnici. diff --git a/slovenian/galaksija-alfa/galaksija-alfa.md b/slovenian/galaksija-alfa/galaksija-alfa.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..77c8585222 --- /dev/null +++ b/slovenian/galaksija-alfa/galaksija-alfa.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Znašel si se v galaksiji alfa. diff --git a/slovenian/rumena/rumena.md b/slovenian/rumena/rumena.md index 998bfa0f0f..d08111d6ea 100644 --- a/slovenian/rumena/rumena.md +++ b/slovenian/rumena/rumena.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ Znašel si se v rumeni sobi z dvemi vrati. +Soba je rumena zaradi sončni vzhod. diff --git "a/slovenian/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na.md" "b/slovenian/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na.md" index 4a14b970ab..a885322fb0 100644 --- "a/slovenian/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na.md" +++ "b/slovenian/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na/svetlo-vijoli\304\215na.md" @@ -1 +1,15 @@ Znašel si se v sobi svetlo vijolične barve. +Soba je slabo osvetljena. Vrata so izginila. +Na sredini sobe sta dva naslonjača. Eden je moder, drugi pa rdeč. +V kotu sobe stoji temnopolt moški, srednjih let in višje postave. +Oblečen je v dolg črn usnjen plašč, njegove oči pa se skrivajo za temnimi očali. +Moški ti ponudi naslonjač, vendar te opozori: +Če se vsedeš na rdeč stol, boš odšel z njim v vzporedni svet in staro življenje boš pozabil. +Če se vsedeš na moder stol, se boš zbudil doma in svetlo vijolične sobe se ne boš spomnil. + +Kako se odločiš? + +[Usedeš se na moder stol.](../dom/domaca-spalnica.md) + +[Usedeš se na rdeč stol.](../galaksija-alfa/galaksija-alfa.md) + \ No newline at end of file diff --git "a/slovenian/za\304\215etek.md" "b/slovenian/za\304\215etek.md" index fc05513818..91db1fd9c8 100644 --- "a/slovenian/za\304\215etek.md" +++ "b/slovenian/za\304\215etek.md" @@ -4,6 +4,6 @@ Leva vrata so rumene barve, desna pa svetlo vijolične barve. Skozi katera vrata vstopiš? -[Odpreš vrata rumene barve] (rumena/rumena.md) +[Odpreš vrata rumene barve](rumena/rumena.md) -[Odpreš vrata svetlo vijolične barve] (svetlo-vijolična/svetlo-vijolična.md) +[Odpreš vrata svetlo vijolične barve](svetlo-vijolična/svetlo-vijolična.md) diff --git a/swahili/marshmallow.md b/swahili/marshmallow.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2e59455126 --- /dev/null +++ b/swahili/marshmallow.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Asubuhi moja, nimeamka ndani ya chumba cha ajabu kikiwa na marshmallow kwenye kuta zake. + +(lazima ilikuwa Jumanne.) + +Nilijichuna ili kudhibitisha kwa si ndoto. Kisha nilikaribia kuta. + +Nikaguza kuta, lakini Lo!! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/swahili/sayari/sayari.md b/swahili/sayari/sayari.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..2627397f8d --- /dev/null +++ b/swahili/sayari/sayari.md @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +Jua kuhusu sayari [hapa](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari) + +1 [Jina](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Jina) + +2 [Ufafanuzi wa sayari](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Ufafanuzi_wa_sayari) + +3 [Majina ya sayari](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Majina_ya_sayari) + +4 [Sayari za jua letu](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Sayari_za_jua_letu) + +5 [Aina za sayari](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Aina_za_sayari) + +6 [Sayari nje ya mfumo wa jua letu](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Sayari_nje_ya_mfumo_wa_jua_letu) + +7 [Marejeo](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Marejeo) + +8 [Viungo vya nje](https://sw.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sayari#Viungo_vya_nje) diff --git a/swahili/swahili.md b/swahili/swahili.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f32423e23a --- /dev/null +++ b/swahili/swahili.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Mambo ndiyo hayo basi. Swahili lipo wavutini. Jiskia huru kuongezea stori... + +Na basi ndipo ukakata shauri [kutembelea jw nukta org](tembelea-jw-nukta-org/tembelea-jw-nukta-org.md). + +Jua mengi juu ya [sayari](sayari/sayari.md) diff --git a/swahili/tembelea-jw-nukta-org/tembelea-jw-nukta-org.md b/swahili/tembelea-jw-nukta-org/tembelea-jw-nukta-org.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ae838b8e79 --- /dev/null +++ b/swahili/tembelea-jw-nukta-org/tembelea-jw-nukta-org.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ulipotembelea tuvuti hiyo ya [jw nukta org](https://www.jw.org/en/) +ukapata majibu yaliyokufariji ya maswali muhimu maishani. diff --git a/swedish/marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md b/swedish/marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md index 23f6502cf8..445cf82110 100644 --- a/swedish/marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md +++ b/swedish/marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md @@ -4,4 +4,6 @@ Huvudet vrider sig och dina tanker bullra. Du märker att du har börjat tänker på engelska. Din svenska försvinner. +Why is this happening to me ..... + [Du blunda och huvudet träffar kudden.](../../english/marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/swedish/midsommar/midsommar.md b/swedish/midsommar/midsommar.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4d7faea3fc --- /dev/null +++ b/swedish/midsommar/midsommar.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Idag är midsommar! Du har inte köpt nån öl eller vin +eller SNAPS och Systemet är stängt. + +Vad ska göra de små grodorna? diff --git a/swedish/somna-om/somna-om.md b/swedish/somna-om/somna-om.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..215c6c67d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/swedish/somna-om/somna-om.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Du väljer att dra täcket över huvudet och somnar om, +men mardrömmen fortsätter och du drömmer nu om att... + +[du äter en stor marshmallow...](../marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md) + +[det är midsommar](../midsommar/midsommar.md) diff --git a/swedish/start.md b/swedish/start.md index cdfc6fa10f..c2acd43374 100644 --- a/swedish/start.md +++ b/swedish/start.md @@ -9,4 +9,10 @@ På sängbord sitter en stor marshmallow och på marshmallowen står orden "Eat Vad nu, då? -[Äter marshmallowen.](marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md) \ No newline at end of file +[Titta ut genom fönstret.](titta-ut/titta-ut.md) + +[Äter marshmallowen.](marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md) + +[Somna om](somna-om/somna-om.md) + +[midsommar] (midsommar/midsommar.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/swedish/titta-ut/macka/macka.md b/swedish/titta-ut/macka/macka.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9bcbf0513b --- /dev/null +++ b/swedish/titta-ut/macka/macka.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Du går till köket för att göra dig en macka. Väl där hittar du +samtliga ingredienser som behövs och äter din nyligen förberedda +delikatess i lugn och ro. + +När mackan väl landat i magen känner du ett enormt sötsug. På bordet framför dig ligger en marshmallow. Vad gör du? + +[Äter en marshmallow.](../../marshmallowen/marshmallowen.md) + +[Lägger dig för att sova igen.](../../start.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/swedish/titta-ut/titta-ut.md b/swedish/titta-ut/titta-ut.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..517bcc32c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/swedish/titta-ut/titta-ut.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +När du tittar ut genom fönstret ser du att det regnar. + +Det är fortfarande ganska mörkt ute och du känner dig helt utmattad efter nattens mardrömmar. +varför är det alltdi så mörkt i dtta landet? + +Magen kurrar. Det är egentligen dags för frukost. + +Efter att ha övervägt din situation väljer du att + +[lägga dig och sova igen](../start.md) + +[göra dig en macka](macka/macka.md) + diff --git a/telugu/Telugu/Telugu.md b/telugu/Telugu/Telugu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1255afb7dd --- /dev/null +++ b/telugu/Telugu/Telugu.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +click [here](http://www.learningtelugu.org) to learn telugu diff --git a/telugu/prayer-telugu/prayer-telugu.md b/telugu/prayer-telugu/prayer-telugu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7564bafc7b --- /dev/null +++ b/telugu/prayer-telugu/prayer-telugu.md @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ +There is no telugu story added as of yet. So, I'll just start the thread by adding a prayer. +ముదా కరాత్తమోదకం సదా విముక్తిసాధకం +కళాధరావతంసకం విలాసిలోకరక్షకమ్ | +అనాయకైకనాయకం వినాశితేభదైత్యకం +నతాశుభాశునాశకం నమామి తం వినాయకమ్ || ౧ || + +నతేతరాతిభీకరం నవోదితార్కభాస్వరం +నమత్సురారినిర్జరం నతాధికాపదుద్ధరమ్ | +సురేశ్వరం నిధీశ్వరం గజేశ్వరం గణేశ్వరం +మహేశ్వరం తమాశ్రయే పరాత్పరం నిరంతరమ్ || ౨ || + +సమస్తలోకశంకరం నిరస్తదైత్యకుంజరం +దరేతరోదరం వరం వరేభవక్త్రమక్షరమ్ | +కృపాకరం క్షమాకరం ముదాకరం యశస్కరం +మనస్కరం నమస్కృతాం నమస్కరోమి భాస్వరమ్ || ౩ || + +అకించనార్తిమార్జనం చిరంతనోక్తిభాజనం +పురారిపూర్వనందనం సురారిగర్వచర్వణమ్ | +ప్రపంచనాశభీషణం ధనంజయాదిభూషణం +కపోలదానవారణం భజే పురాణవారణమ్ || ౪ || + +నితాంతకాంతదంతకాంతిమంతకాంతకాత్మజం +అచింత్యరూపమంతహీనమంతరాయకృంతనమ్ | +హృదంతరే నిరంతరం వసంతమేవ యోగినాం +తమేకదంతమేవ తం విచింతయామి సంతతమ్ || ౫ || + +మహాగణేశపంచరత్నమాదరేణ యోzన్వహం +ప్రజల్పతి ప్రభాతకే హృది స్మరన్గణేశ్వరమ్ | +అరోగతామదోషతాం సుసాహితీం సుపుత్రతాం +సమాహితాయురష్టభూతిమభ్యుపైతి సోచిరాత్ || ౬ || \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/telugu/telangana-telugu/Telanganatelugu.md b/telugu/telangana-telugu/Telanganatelugu.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4800635e25 --- /dev/null +++ b/telugu/telangana-telugu/Telanganatelugu.md @@ -0,0 +1,16 @@ +బతుకమ్మ - తెలంగాణ నేల పూల కవాతు + అలికి ముగ్గులు పెట్టిన లోగిళ్ళు + సింగారించుకున్న చెల్లెల్ల చేతి + నైపుణ్యం వెలిసిన పూల పిరమిడ్ల + ఇంధ్ర ధనువులు'' (నేల మీది చందమామలు, + కాసుల లింగారెడ్డి) అని + బతుకమ్మను తెలంగాణ సాంస్కృతిక + చిహ్నంగా చేసుకుని నెత్తిన + ఎత్తుకోవడంలో మిగతా ప్రాంతాల + నుంచి వేరుపడి తన ప్రత్యేక + అస్తిత్వాన్ని చాటుకోవడమే. + ఇదంతా కవి అంతర్గత, బాహ్య + వలసాధిపత్యాలను వ్యతిరేకించే + క్రమంలో చేసే కవితా గానమే. + +Starting with a prayer. Please click [here](../prayer-telugu/prayer-telugu.md). diff --git a/telugu/telugu.md b/telugu/telugu.md index c908f2607d..e2ae0fdbd9 100644 --- a/telugu/telugu.md +++ b/telugu/telugu.md @@ -2,4 +2,7 @@ జనాభాతో [1] ప్రాంతీయ భాషలలో మొదటి స్థానంలో ఉంది. ప్రపంచంలోని ప్రజలు అత్యధికముగా మాట్లాడే భాషలలో పదమూడవ స్థానములోనూ, భారత దేశములో హిందీ, బెంగాలీ తర్వాత మూడవ స్థానములోను నిలుస్తుంది. పాతవైన ప్రపంచ భాష గణాంకాల (ఎథ్నోలాగ్) ప్రకారం ప్రపంచవ్యాప్తంగా 7.4 కోట్లు మందికి మాతృభాషగా ఉంది.[2] మొదటి భాషగా మాట్లాడతారు. అతి ప్రాచీన దేశ భాషలలో సంస్కృతము, - తమిళములతో బాటు తెలుగు భాషను అక్టోబరు 31, 2008న భారత ప్రభుత్వము చేర్చింది. \ No newline at end of file + తమిళములతో బాటు తెలుగు భాషను అక్టోబరు 31, 2008న భారత ప్రభుత్వము చేర్చింది. + అసలు కథ ఏంటంటే ఇది కేవలం మనకు గిట్ మరియు గిట్ హబ్ గురించి నేర్చుకునేందుకు ఏర్పాటు చేసిన కథ మాత్రమే. +అందుచేత ఇందులో ఏ అర్థాలూ వెతకొద్దు ప్లీజ్. చేతనయితే మీరు కూడా కొన్ని లైన్లు వ్రాసి బాగా నేర్చుకోండి. +Click [here](../telugu/telangana-telugu/Telanganatelugu.md) diff --git a/tulu/tulu.md b/tulu/tulu.md index 9e4d86a4ae..501e7294f0 100644 --- a/tulu/tulu.md +++ b/tulu/tulu.md @@ -1 +1,4 @@ ಕುಡ್ಲದ ಜನ ಎಂಚ ಉಲ್ಲರ್? +ಎಡ್ಡೆ ಧನಿ + +ಕನ್ನಡ ಆಂಡ[ ಮೂಲು ಒತ್ಲೆ](../kannada/soochike.md) diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/catalla-kaz.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/catalla-kaz.md index c4d0269df6..2e453c4d31 100644 --- a/turkce/catalla-kaz/catalla-kaz.md +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/catalla-kaz.md @@ -3,3 +3,7 @@ Duvarları çatalla kazımaya başladın. Bir el girecek kadar bir delik kazdık Okulda en nefret ettiğin şey tahta tırnakla çizildiğinde çıkan sesti. Şimdi de onu hatırladın ve miden bulandı. Ne yapacaksın? + +[Metali Çek](metali-cek/metali-cek.md) + +[Kus](kus/kus.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/kus/kus.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/kus/kus.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f53634d3db --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/kus/kus.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Kusmaya başladın. + +O ses kulaklarından hiç gitmediği için sürekli kusmaya devam ediyordun. + +Biraz duvarları yesem geçer diye düşündün. + +Ama ya geçmezse? + +Bir yol bulup ilerlemek de bir seçenekti. + +Ne yapacaksın? + +[Durmak yok kusmaya devam](kusmaya-devam/kusmaya-devam.md) diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/kus/kusmaya-devam/kusmaya-devam.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/kus/kusmaya-devam/kusmaya-devam.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..97f98a0590 --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/kus/kusmaya-devam/kusmaya-devam.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Kustukça kusuyorsun. Öğle yemeği, kahvaltı derken neredeyse geçen + +akşamınkileri de çıkaracaksın. Bu kusma keşmekeşinin ardından nefes + +nefesesin. Kusmuk içinde, yere çömelmiş... Ve aniden tepende ilahi + +bir ışık hüzmesi görüyorsun. diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/cakmakla-ilerle.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/cakmakla-ilerle.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..531e71c499 --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/cakmakla-ilerle.md @@ -0,0 +1,12 @@ +Hızla karanlığa daldın ve çakmak alevinin zayıf ışığı rehberliğinde koşmaya başladın. + +Hatmiçiçeği arkandan büyük bir hışımla geliyor ve aradaki fark gitgide kapanıyor. + +[Hatmi Çiçeğine Yakalan](hatmiye-yakalan/hatmiye-yakalan.md) + +[Hatmi Çiçeği İle Yüzleş](hatmiyle-yuzles/hatmiyle-yuzles.md) + +[Ölü Taklidi Yap](olu-taklidi-yap/olu-taklidi-yap.md) + + + diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiye-yakalan/hatmiye-yakalan.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiye-yakalan/hatmiye-yakalan.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5bc04c77df --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiye-yakalan/hatmiye-yakalan.md @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +Hatmi çiçeği seni yakalar. + +Köküyle bacaklarından seni sarmalamaya başlar. + +Bir yandan da çiçekleri ağzına girer. + +Sarmalama yukarı doğru devam ederken elindeki zippo çakmak düşmeye başlar. + +Aynı anda hatmi çiçeğini yediğinden mide bağırsaklarındaki sıkışmış gaz ortaya çıkar. + +Bu olay tam da zippo çakmak popo hizana denk geldiğinde vuku bulduğundan büyük bir patlama meydana gelir. diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/baris-manco/baris-manco.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/baris-manco/baris-manco.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..da94c4f708 --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/baris-manco/baris-manco.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Tebrikler. Doğru sanatçıyı tahmin ettin ve Barış Manço tarifiyle +nane, limon kabuğu, hatmi çiçeği, tere otu, tarçın ve zencefil +ile hazırlanmış şifalı karışımı içtin. Rahatladın ve biraz da +uyku çöktü üzerine ve dalıp gittin. + +Uyandığında bir de baktın ki, ... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/goksel/goksel.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/goksel/goksel.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..465395e6fa --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/goksel/goksel.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Bir denize düştün ki burası bildiğin denizlere benzemiyor. + +Hatmişekerinden bir deniz bu. + +Bataklık gibi seni içine çekiyor; ne yüzebiliyor ne de yürüyebiliyorsun. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/hatmiyle-yuzles.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/hatmiyle-yuzles.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4501b60676 --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/hatmiyle-yuzles/hatmiyle-yuzles.md @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ +Hatmi çiçeğinden çılgınlar gibi kaçarken birden kafana bir şey dank eder. + +"Bir dakika ya, ben niye bu çiçekten kaçıyorum? Altı üstü bir çiçek. + Belki de suyunu fazla kaçırmıştır.Bir konuşalım bakalım, derdi neymiş?" + +Koşmayı bırakıp, arkanı dönersin. + +Hatmi çiçeği de durup seni inceler ve : + +"Bakıyorum betin benzin atmış, soğuk ter döküyorsun. Hasta olacaksın. +Doğru sanatçıyı seçersen sana kendini iyi hissettirecek bir karışım +içireceğim. Ama yanılırsan seni hatmişekerinden bir denize atacağım." + +Hangi sanatçıyı seçerdin? + +[Barış Manço](baris-manco/baris-manco.md) + +[Göksel](goksel/goksel.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/olu-taklidi-yap/olu-taklidi-yap.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/olu-taklidi-yap/olu-taklidi-yap.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..62bb92661a --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/cakmakla-ilerle/olu-taklidi-yap/olu-taklidi-yap.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Koşmaktan artık bacaklarında mecal kalmadı. + +Dayanamayıp kendini yere atarsın ve ölü taklidi yapmaya başlarsın. diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/iple-in/iple-in.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/iple-in/iple-in.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..88d2bdaf23 --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/iple-in/iple-in.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Iple inerken karanlığın bir taraftan aydınlandığını gördün. +Meğerse ipin aşağıdaki kısmı yanmaya başlamış. +İpin yanıp biteceğini görünce iki opsiyon aklına gelir: +- ne beklediğini bilmeden karanlığa atlamak veya +- hızla ipten tutunarak yukarı doğru hareket etmek. +- değişiklik. diff --git a/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/metali-cek.md b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/metali-cek.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1a943d3b66 --- /dev/null +++ b/turkce/catalla-kaz/metali-cek/metali-cek.md @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ +Metale dokununca onun hareket ettiğini anladın ve kendine doğru çektin. + +Büyük bir gürültüyle duvar kenara çekildi ve bir koridora açıldı. + +Arkandan hatmiçiçeğinin geldiğini gördün. + +Kasvetli ve soğuk koridorda koşmaya başladın ve ilerde gördün ki +koridor iki yöne ayrılıyor. + +Bi taraf karanlık ama çakmakla ilerleyebilirsin. + +Diğer taraf ise uçurum fakat iple inebilirsin. + +Ne yapacaksın? + +[İple in](iple-in/iple-in.md) + +[Çakmakla İlerle](cakmakla-ilerle/cakmakla-ilerle.md) + +[Uykuya dal](../../hatmisekeri.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/Crying/crying-in-the-corner.md b/ukrainian/Crying/crying-in-the-corner.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0533eb9080 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/Crying/crying-in-the-corner.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Сховавшись та наплакавшись вдосталь я прийшла до тями. Потрібно було діяти та шукати порятунок... + +[Вирішую спробувати щось інше](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/back/break/break.md b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/back/break/break.md index f78e027392..52757aabb7 100644 --- a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/back/break/break.md +++ b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/back/break/break.md @@ -1,4 +1,9 @@ Відступивши декілька кроків від стіни, ви розігналися і спробували пробити стіну, але нічго не вийшло, стіна вас відштовхнула і ви упали. Наступної миті роздався гуркіт. Раптом ви побачили перед собою отвір в стіні. -Через отвір видно постать гнома. Він запрошує вас зайти до себе. \ No newline at end of file +Через отвір видно постать гнома. Він запрошує вас зайти до себе. + +Приймаєте запрошення гнома і [заходите](../../wait/go-with-dwarf/go-with-dwarf.md) у діру... + +З диким ревом б'єте гнома по голові і знову намагаєтеся +[пробити стіну](../../wait/break-through-wall-again/break-through-wall-again.md)... diff --git a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/break-through-wall-again/break-through-wall-again.md b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/break-through-wall-again/break-through-wall-again.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ac73cdcf56 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/break-through-wall-again/break-through-wall-again.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ + [ ](../../../../../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/go-with-dwarf/go-with-dwarf.md b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/go-with-dwarf/go-with-dwarf.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..4b0dbcafbe --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/go-with-dwarf/go-with-dwarf.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ + , , + . + - ! - . + - ! - 쳺, . \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/wait.md b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/wait.md index b5db0cb336..53b64972e3 100644 --- a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/wait.md +++ b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/continue-eating/wait/wait.md @@ -1,2 +1,7 @@ Ви чекаєте. І тут раптом чуєте гуркіт, обертаєтесь і бачите, що стіна пробита. -Через отвір видно постать гнома. Він запрошує вас зайти до себе. \ No newline at end of file +Через отвір видно постать гнома. Він запрошує вас зайти до себе. + +Приймаєте запрошення гнома і [заходите](go-with-dwarf/go-with-dwarf.md) у діру... + +З диким ревом б'єте гнома по голові і знову намагаєтеся +[пробити стіну](break-through-wall-again/break-through-wall-again.md)... diff --git a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/try-the-taste.md b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/try-the-taste.md index ce1d2e1d14..ae26ece85d 100644 --- a/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/try-the-taste.md +++ b/ukrainian/break-through-wall/try-the-taste/try-the-taste.md @@ -7,3 +7,5 @@ [Повернутися до кімнати за виделкою](../../marshmallow.md) [Ніщо не зможе відірвати мене від поїдання зефіру](continue-eating/continue-eating.md) + +[Наберу зефіру руками, а потім спробую підпалити зефір](../../fire/fire.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/daemon/daemon.md b/ukrainian/daemon/daemon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..31670fab86 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/daemon/daemon.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Зявився демон Девіда Боуі і заспівав вам пісню. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/door/factory/factory.md b/ukrainian/door/factory/factory.md index 0b8f053e9d..635807c050 100644 --- a/ukrainian/door/factory/factory.md +++ b/ukrainian/door/factory/factory.md @@ -1,3 +1,6 @@ Ви потрапили до фабрики, що повна скарбів, таємниць та зефіру. Проте, замість того щоб дізнатись про таємниці невідомо чого, ви захопили владу на фабриці та встановили контроль над усіма запасами зефіру. + +Але нажаль вам не вистачило прихильників утримати фабрику від контролем, +[вас побили та посадили в кімнату](../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/dr-who/dr-who.md b/ukrainian/dr-who/dr-who.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..ab24ce3b7b --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/dr-who/dr-who.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Це інша планета або інопланетний літальний апарат, +отже з мобілочки однозначно можна викликати доктора Хто - саме це я і зроблю. + +Доктор обов'язково знайде зв*язок між цими предметами, визволить мене з кімнати і врятує планету. + +Але після повернення додому хтось сторонній зайшов у кабінку доктора +і намагаючись просто подзвонити перемістився у [кімнату](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/dream/dream.md b/ukrainian/dream/dream.md index 152763aa10..ed36e0564c 100644 --- a/ukrainian/dream/dream.md +++ b/ukrainian/dream/dream.md @@ -4,4 +4,4 @@ нори ви опиняєтеся у величезному колодязі, у якому навіть на бачите дна. Та [прокидаєтеся у холодному поту](../marshmallow.md). -Або [відчуваєте, що хтось хапає вас за руку] (stranger/carroll.md)! +Або [відчуваєте, що хтось хапає вас за руку](stranger/carroll.md)! diff --git a/ukrainian/dream/stranger/carroll.md b/ukrainian/dream/stranger/carroll.md index b7fa1f27f9..4e1cdca9ed 100644 --- a/ukrainian/dream/stranger/carroll.md +++ b/ukrainian/dream/stranger/carroll.md @@ -1 +1,6 @@ Ви впізнаєте цього чоловіка: звісно, це Льюїс Керролл. Він хитро всміхається, підморгує Вам і жує зефір. +Ви дуже здивовані та [хочете запитати в нього що то було?](talk-to/talk-to.md) + +Але він раптово дістає з кишені старе чорно-біло фото і мовчки протягує Вам. + +[Ви берете і уважно роздивляєтесь фотокартку](../../old-photo/old-photo.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/dream/stranger/talk-to/talk-to.md b/ukrainian/dream/stranger/talk-to/talk-to.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..44dcaa8678 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/dream/stranger/talk-to/talk-to.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ви звертаєтеся до нього, але він посміхається і раптово зникає... +А Ви знову [опиняєтеся в дивній кімнаті](../../../marshmallow.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/eat-wall/obese/continue/continue_eat.md b/ukrainian/eat-wall/obese/continue/continue_eat.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1e9441ab5b --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/eat-wall/obese/continue/continue_eat.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ + , ii i, + i i. + , , +, . "" . + +[ ](../../../marshmallow.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/eat-wall/obese/diabetes.md b/ukrainian/eat-wall/obese/diabetes.md index 5b2686a595..dd910b3366 100644 --- a/ukrainian/eat-wall/obese/diabetes.md +++ b/ukrainian/eat-wall/obese/diabetes.md @@ -1 +1,5 @@ -Наївся досхочу, дивлюсь на своє пузце і думаю, що це страшний сон. Та це був не сон... \ No newline at end of file +Ви наїлися досхочу, дивитесь на своє пузце і думаєте, що це страшний +сон. Та це був не сон... + +Потім думаю "Пузце мене лише красить" та [продовжую смачно куштувати +стіну](continue/continue_eat.md). \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/fire/fire.md b/ukrainian/fire/fire.md index ae28ae3c52..cc1e2e1518 100644 --- a/ukrainian/fire/fire.md +++ b/ukrainian/fire/fire.md @@ -1,2 +1,2 @@ Смажений зефір чудово пахне, але чи варто його пробувати? Може він не їстівний? -Варто спробувати, мабуть. \ No newline at end of file +[Варто спробувати, мабуть.](../eat-wall/eat-wall.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/knife/despair/despair.md b/ukrainian/knife/despair/despair.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8b57f48dd8 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/knife/despair/despair.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +З'ївши ніж, ти розумієш, що нічого не залишається, як: + +[Взяти мобілочку та перевірити новини у фуйсбуці](../../facebook/facebook.md) + +[Взяти телефон та сфоткати все на телефон](../../photo/photo.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/knife/knife.md b/ukrainian/knife/knife.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..60b12e3cb0 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/knife/knife.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Виявилося, що ніж із мармеладу. + +[З'їм ніж](despair/despair.md) + +[Візьму виделку](../make-a-hole/in-the-wall.md) + +[Розженуся та спробую прорватися крізь одну з стін](../break-through-wall/break-through-wall.md) + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/lace/break-through-wall/break-through-wall.md b/ukrainian/lace/break-through-wall/break-through-wall.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f445181c55 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/lace/break-through-wall/break-through-wall.md @@ -0,0 +1,6 @@ +Ви вдарилися головою пробуючи проламати стіну, зефір достатньо вже зачерствів, потрібно щось +гостре щоб проламати стіну... + +[Візьму ніж](../knife/knife.md) + +[Візьму виделку](../fork/fork.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/lace/fork/fork.md b/ukrainian/lace/fork/fork.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f71a7e99c7 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/lace/fork/fork.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Намагаючись зробити дірку в стіні вам захотілося спробувати на смак зефір. Ви захопилися, що +не змогли відірватися і наїлися так, що вам стало зле... + +[Візьму телефон](../phone/phone.md) + diff --git a/ukrainian/lace/knife/knife.md b/ukrainian/lace/knife/knife.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..163d5e8687 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/lace/knife/knife.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ви почали прорізати отвір в стіні і яскраве світло засліпило вас, +ви прокинулись, згодом зрозумівши, що це був тільки сон... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/lace/lace.md b/ukrainian/lace/lace.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..84b30f699c --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/lace/lace.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Мотузка застрягла в стіні, не пробивши стіну. Виявилося, що стіни куди міцніші, аніж здається. + +[Візьму ніж](knife/knife.md) + +[Візьму виделку](fork/fork.md) + +[Візьму телефон](phone/phone.md) + +[Візьму запальничку](lighter/lighter.md) + +[Розженуся та спробую прорватися крізь одну із стін](break-through-wall/break-through-wall.md) + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/lace/lighter/lighter.md b/ukrainian/lace/lighter/lighter.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..dc63ac88c9 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/lace/lighter/lighter.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +Ви почали підсмажувати стінки зефіру, але нічого путнього із цього не вийшло, він просто почорнів.. + +[Візьму ніж](../knife/knife.md) + +[Візьму виделку](../fork/fork.md) + +[Візьму телефон](../phone/phone.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/lace/phone/phone.md b/ukrainian/lace/phone/phone.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..85fa127739 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/lace/phone/phone.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ви хочете зробити важливий дзвінок, але зайшли у фб і зависли там на декілька годин забувши +про все, що вас турбувало і про те, де ви знаходитеся. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/lighter/lighter.md b/ukrainian/lighter/lighter.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e8050b915b --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/lighter/lighter.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Поки Ви бавились із запальничкою, зефір затвердів. +Тепер ніж не допоможе. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/look-around/look-around.md b/ukrainian/look-around/look-around.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7803fe7ada --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/look-around/look-around.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +When you look around you can see a lot of interesting people who you do not know. +Коли ви дивитесь навколо, ви можете побачити багато цікавих людей, яких ви не знаєте. diff --git a/ukrainian/make-a-hole/in-the-wall.md b/ukrainian/make-a-hole/in-the-wall.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..739dfb7609 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/make-a-hole/in-the-wall.md @@ -0,0 +1,13 @@ +Оговтуюсь від шоку, беру виделку і виковирюю дирку у зефіровій стіні.. Що буде зі мною далі? + +Після двадцяти сантиметрів зефірової стіни потрапляю на шар шоколаду. +В кімнаті прохолодно і шоколад доволі твердий, тож копати його значно важче ніж зефір. + +Думаю, що робити далі... + +[трошки поплакти бо нема з ким подiлитися шоколадом](../Crying/crying-in-the-corner.md) + +[стерти коротку память та розпочати все спочатку, наче нічого і не було](../marshmallow.md) + +[спробую розважити себе переглядом кумендого серіалу](../tv-show/tv-show.md) + diff --git a/ukrainian/marshmallow.md b/ukrainian/marshmallow.md index c065ddb402..08a60cdb71 100644 --- a/ukrainian/marshmallow.md +++ b/ukrainian/marshmallow.md @@ -2,8 +2,12 @@ Продерши очі, ви знайшли поряд із собою: мобілочку, виделку, запальничку та мотузку. +Поряд з ними лежить блискучий, різний ніж. + Що будете робити? +[Зателефоную доктору Хто](dr-who/dr-who.md) + [Розженуся та спробую прорватися крізь одну з стін](break-through-wall/break-through-wall.md) [Спробую стіну на смак](eat-wall/eat-wall.md) @@ -14,10 +18,38 @@ [Зроблю зефірну стіну в вигляді двері та вийду через неї](door/door.md) -[Відчуваючи внутрішнім голосом, що все це маячня, легти поспати ще](dream/dream.md) +[Відчуваючи внутрішнім голосом, що все це маячня, лягти поспати ще](dream/dream.md) [Сфоткаю все на телефон](photo/photo.md) [Викличу лікаря](call-a-doctor/doctor.md) +[Просто трошки почекаю](wait-more/wait.md) + +[Візьму виделку і ] (make-a-hole/in-the-wall.md) + +[Test!](test/test.md) + +[Сховаюся в куток та буду плакати](Crying/crying-in-the-corner.md) + І, так, я теж не розумію, для чого мотузка, але в голову лізуть підозрілі думки! + +[Look around](look-around/look-around.md) + +[Спробую прорізати вікнo ножем](knife/knife.md) + +[Проведу спіритичний сеанс](spirit/spirit.md) + +[Зав'яжу на кінці мотузки здоровенний вузел і кину в стіну](lace/lace.md) + +[Візьму мобілочку і почну переглядати серіали](tv-show/tv-show.md) + +[Викличу потусторонні сили](daemon/daemon.md) + +[В телефоні ж є музічний плеєр](the-wall/the-wall.md) + +[Побавлюся із запальничкою](lighter/lighter.md) + +Перед вами вікно. Ви його [відкиваєте](window/open-the-window.md)... + +Послухаю [музику](music/links_to_music.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/music/links_to_music.md b/ukrainian/music/links_to_music.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c99a23ff04 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/music/links_to_music.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Іноді треба просто відпочити і [послухати музику](listen_to_music/listen.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/music/listen_to_music/listen.md b/ukrainian/music/listen_to_music/listen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bc7a3fcea0 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/music/listen_to_music/listen.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Можна послухати, наприклад, [таку музичку....](https://youtu.be/BI8N2569jSg?t=220) + +або [таку...](https://youtu.be/BI8N2569jSg?t=5402) + diff --git a/ukrainian/old-photo/conspiracy/call/call.md b/ukrainian/old-photo/conspiracy/call/call.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..c67edf3c9e --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/old-photo/conspiracy/call/call.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Після кількасекундних гудків ви почули свій власний голос по ту сторону. + +Ви не розумієте, як це могло статися. Ви невпевнено промовляєте ... +[Питання](../../../question/wtf.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/old-photo/conspiracy/conspiracy.md b/ukrainian/old-photo/conspiracy/conspiracy.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d7fb01c279 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/old-photo/conspiracy/conspiracy.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +На звороті номер телефону ... + +[Подзвонити на номер](call/call.md ) diff --git a/ukrainian/old-photo/old-photo.md b/ukrainian/old-photo/old-photo.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..7b8dce876e --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/old-photo/old-photo.md @@ -0,0 +1,7 @@ +О, боже мій! + +На фото, якому вже більше 100 років, зображені саме Ви, та же й у якомусь дивному капелюсі. + +Як це може бути? + +[Це змова!](conspiracy/conspiracy.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/photo/photo.md b/ukrainian/photo/photo.md index 3890ccb1b2..3d627c3302 100644 --- a/ukrainian/photo/photo.md +++ b/ukrainian/photo/photo.md @@ -1 +1,2 @@ +Декілька хвилин лагів і [вуаля!](../marshmallow.md). Телефон, замість сфотографувати стіну з зефіру, зробив моє селфі з вилкою в роті та завис. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/question/wtf.md b/ukrainian/question/wtf.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..68cca2a149 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/question/wtf.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +"Якщо ти - це я, то всі мої запитання тобі вже відомі. А відтак я чекаю на відповіді!" + +- "Слухайся свого серця, вибір завжди за тобою." diff --git a/ukrainian/spirit/spirit.md b/ukrainian/spirit/spirit.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..260dffc09b --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/spirit/spirit.md @@ -0,0 +1,14 @@ +Зявився досить здивований привід невеличкої істоти з великими вухами та палицею. + +Зрозумівши що він опинився в кімнаті зі мною, привид прискіпливо оглянувши мене з ніг до голови промовив: + +- Тоді з'являється шлях наш, коли готові до нього стаємо. + +Після цього він посміхнувся та повільно розчинився в повітрі. Така подія надихнула вас на нові звершення, +тож ви вирішили: + +- Мабуть я спробую прориватися через ту стіну заплющивши очі, +та [приймаєте зручну позу для розгону](../break-through-wall/break-through-wall.md) + +- [Прилягти до долу та подумати що я робив не так](../dream/dream.md) + diff --git a/ukrainian/test/test.md b/ukrainian/test/test.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6fac2586f0 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/test/test.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +That all! diff --git a/ukrainian/the-wall/the-wall.md b/ukrainian/the-wall/the-wall.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..b2b47e04c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/the-wall/the-wall.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +В будь яких незрозумілих ситуаціях тербі слухати "The Wall" Pink Floyd. +Навіть якщо стіна з зефіру + +[Далі рішення прийде на рівні підсвідомості...](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/tv-show/tv-show.md b/ukrainian/tv-show/tv-show.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..8211944345 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/tv-show/tv-show.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Ви переглядали серіли аж допоки в мобілочці не розрядився акумулятор. + +[Треба подумати що ж робити далі...](../marshmallow.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/wait-more/out/index.md b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..e38a91a04d --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Ви виходите з хатинки, та йдете цією казковою доріжкою. Довкола багато дерев, кущів - все це на вигляд їстівне. +Та ви згадуєте слова мами, що багато солодкого їсти не варто. + +[Все ж таки я спробую кущик на смак](try/index.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/index.md b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/index.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..50644fe833 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/index.md @@ -0,0 +1,9 @@ +Ви берете кілька листків с кущика, тягнете до рота та відчуваєте як ваше обличчя перекошує. +Яке ж воно кисле! Цікаво, воно все кисле, чи різні частини куща мають різні смаки.. Спробуємо? +[Спробувати ще один листочок](parts/leaf/leaf.md) + +[Спробувати корінь](parts/root/root.md) + +[Спробувати гілку](parts/branch/branch.md) + +[Лишаєте позаду кущ і прямуєте далі](parts/keep-going/keep-going.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/branch/branch.md b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/branch/branch.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..035de0095c --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/branch/branch.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Ви відриваєте достатньо великий шмат куща, який можна було б назвати гілкою +та куштуєте його. Ви не можете зупинитись та кусаєте раз за разом, здається, +гілки викликають звикання... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/keep-going/keep-going.md b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/keep-going/keep-going.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..d7d0c8c325 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/keep-going/keep-going.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Ви прямуєте далі і бачите, що рівнинна місцевість поступово +змінилась на гористу. Місцевіть дуже нагадує Прикарпаття. diff --git a/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/leaf/leaf.md b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/leaf/leaf.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..21e00b25fe --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/leaf/leaf.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Цього разу листочок виявляється незвичайним, вам навіть подобається його смак. +Тільки-от якесь тривожне передчуття не дає вам спокою... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/root/root.md b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/root/root.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..722d9c32ca --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/wait-more/out/try/parts/root/root.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +Ви відчуваєте дивний терпкий смак, після чого все йде обертом і ви +втрачаєте землю під ногами... +Через деякий час ви розплющуєте очі і розумієте, що якось опинились серед +химерних сплетінь живоплоту, вас потрохи охоплює паніка... \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/wait-more/wait.md b/ukrainian/wait-more/wait.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fedc444d5a --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/wait-more/wait.md @@ -0,0 +1,8 @@ +Ви вирішили трошки почекати, і не дарма. Через кілька хвилин одна зі смачних стін почала +рухатися і на ній з'явилися двері. +Двері самі відчинилися. Крізь одчиненні двері ви бачите доріжку, яка йде від хатинки, і +на вигляд являє собою купу їстівних цеглин. + +Що будете робити далі? + +[Звичайно ж вийду з хатинки!](out/index.md) diff --git a/ukrainian/window/balloon/end-the-story.md b/ukrainian/window/balloon/end-the-story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..72ff7616e1 --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/window/balloon/end-the-story.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Привітний чоловік посміхається тобі та махає рукою. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/ukrainian/window/open-the-window.md b/ukrainian/window/open-the-window.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..6b29cd5fdd --- /dev/null +++ b/ukrainian/window/open-the-window.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Летить повітряна куля. А в [ній](balloon/end-the-story.md) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/urdu/urdu-news.md b/urdu/urdu-news.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..42f079f702 --- /dev/null +++ b/urdu/urdu-news.md @@ -0,0 +1,10 @@ +if you like to see urdu news [click here](http://www.bbc.com/urdu/) + +جن کو اردو آتی ہے آیے آپ کو اردو میں کہانی سناتے ہیں: + +خوشی کا عالم تھا کہ اچانک پلک جھپکتے ہی، نہ جانے کیوں، سب لوگوں کو سانپ سونگھ گیا- + +[سنسنی خبریں صرف اور صرف جیو نیوز پر ](http://www.geo.tv/urdu/) + +اردو میں کہانیاں بےشمار ہیں۔ ہم آپ کو آج ایک انوکھی کہانی سناتے ہیں۔ یہ کہانی پیاسے کوے کا جدید دور ہے۔ جب کوے کع بحوک +لگی تو اڑھتے اڑھتے اس کی نظر مینیرل واٹر کی چھوٹی بوتل پر پڑی۔ آگے کیا ہوا؟ diff --git a/uyghurish/uyghurish-story.md b/uyghurish/uyghurish-story.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..3e16a5f96a --- /dev/null +++ b/uyghurish/uyghurish-story.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ +بۇرۇننىڭ بۇرۇنىسىدا، بىر پادىشاھ بولغان ئىكەن، پادىشاھ ناھايىتى ئىلىم سۆيەر بولۇپ، +قايسى بىر يازغۇچى كىتاب يازسا، يازغان كىتابنىڭ ئېغىرلىقىدا ئالتۇن بېرىدىكەن. +پادىشاھنىڭ بۇ ئامالىمۇ كارغا كېلىپتۇ، ئۇلارنىڭ ھۆكۈمرانلىقىدا دۇنيا بويىچە ئەڭ چوڭ +كۈتۈپخانا قۇرۇلۇپتۇ... (ئاخىرىنى داۋاملاشتۇرۇڭ) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/vietnamese/DaNang/DaNang.md b/vietnamese/DaNang/DaNang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..1490e61a1f --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/DaNang/DaNang.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Đà Nãng là một thành phố du lịch sạch đẹp, có bãi biển dài ở Việt Nam. Nếu bạn đến Việt Nam hãy đến đó 1 lần. + +Đà Nẵng là thành phố sạch nhất Việt Nam. \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/vietnamese/Ha-Noi/toi_la_nguoi_ha_loi_goc.md b/vietnamese/Ha-Noi/toi_la_nguoi_ha_loi_goc.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..fc884b6b62 --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/Ha-Noi/toi_la_nguoi_ha_loi_goc.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Quê gốc của tôi không phải ở Hà Nội, mà là Hải Phòng, tôi vừa nói dối đấy diff --git a/vietnamese/Hai-Phong/Hai_Phong_thanh_pho_cang.md b/vietnamese/Hai-Phong/Hai_Phong_thanh_pho_cang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..607564e702 --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/Hai-Phong/Hai_Phong_thanh_pho_cang.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Hải Phòng là một thành phố với những nét đặc trưng riêng biệt diff --git a/vietnamese/SaiGon/SaiGon.md b/vietnamese/SaiGon/SaiGon.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..0101783065 --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/SaiGon/SaiGon.md @@ -0,0 +1,5 @@ +Sài Gòn là 1 trong 2 thành phố nổi tiếng nhất ở Việt Nam ngoài Hà Nội. Sài Gòn thành phố rất nhộn nhịp và phát triển. + +Sai Gon duoc vi nhu thanh pho Toronto o Canada + +Sài Gòn trước 75 là hòn ngọc viễn đông \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/vietnamese/TansStory/mystory.md b/vietnamese/TansStory/mystory.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..9fd8d7aa18 --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/TansStory/mystory.md @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +Minh di dinh cu o My cung duoc 10 nam roi. Minh moi hoc ra truong. + +Minh dang kiem viec lam nhung van khong co. diff --git a/vietnamese/haloi/khongvoiduocdau.md b/vietnamese/haloi/khongvoiduocdau.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..bc732069ee --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/haloi/khongvoiduocdau.md @@ -0,0 +1,2 @@ +Bạn click gì mà nhiều thế? +Hà Lội không vội được đâu! \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/vietnamese/kechuyen.md b/vietnamese/kechuyen.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f4f25b2f1c --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/kechuyen.md @@ -0,0 +1,23 @@ +Bạn thích nghe [truyện ma](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dfWjEKXpZk)? + +Thế còn [truyện cười](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r_-ZLZCxQs)? + +Que cua ban o dau? Hay cho minh biet ve que cua ban ! Que minh o [Tien Giang](tien-giang/tien-giang.md) + +Rồi từ Tiên Giang tôi bay ra Thủ đô [Hà Lội](haloi/khongvoiduocdau.md) + +Tôi không thích nghe truyện ma, tôi thích [du lịch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4VKcCphblI) + +Tôi cũng thích truyện cười, nhưng ngoài ra tôi thích [ẩm thực](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbJwYw2vLIg) + +Tôi biết Tiền Giang rất đẹp, Quê tôi thì ở [Đà Nẵng](DaNang/DaNang.md) + +Nhưng hiện tại thì tôi rời xa Đà Nẵng từ nhỏ và đang sống ở [Sài Gòn](SaiGon/SaiGon.md) + +Nhắc tới Sài Gòn, không thể không nhắc tới [Cà phê bệt](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avJk5KnEpaY) nhỉ? + +Tôi thì chưa từng đến Sài Gòn, tôi là người [Hà Nội gốc](Ha-Noi/toi_la_nguoi_ha_loi_goc.md). + +Nhưng tôi là rể [Hải Phòng](Hai-Phong/Hai_Phong_thanh_pho_cang.md) + +Chuyen [kiem viec](TansStory/mystory.md) cua toi \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/vietnamese/tien-giang/tien-giang.md b/vietnamese/tien-giang/tien-giang.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..5d99a33d99 --- /dev/null +++ b/vietnamese/tien-giang/tien-giang.md @@ -0,0 +1,4 @@ + +Que minh o My Tho, Tien Giang, 1 tinh thuoc Dong bang song Cuu Long. + +Ban hay gioi thieu ve que ban di ! :) \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/yoruba/history/yoruba_history.md b/yoruba/history/yoruba_history.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000000..f94d2855d1 --- /dev/null +++ b/yoruba/history/yoruba_history.md @@ -0,0 +1 @@ +Click [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoruba_people) to learn about the yoruba people and their origin. \ No newline at end of file