Epic: IDE & CI "Procrastination Injection"

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Overview

A set of dev-tools that sabotage progress automatically.

What it adds

• Roslyn analyzer + code fix that suggests TODOs instead of implementations.
• MSBuild targets that insert random delays during build/test.
• Git hooks that postpone commits unless "mood is right."

Key work chunks

• Roslyn analyzers:
  • "This method seems too complete; add uncertainty."
  • Auto-wrap async calls in Eventually.
• MSBuild task package with configurable deferral strategies.
• Git hook templates + installer.
• Samples integrating with GitHub Actions to extend PR time by 300%.

Why it fits

Nothing says "production-grade parody" like an analyzer that discourages shipping.

Implementation Notes

• Separate NuGet package for Roslyn analyzers
• MSBuild tasks library with ProcrastiN8 integration
• Git hook templates in /templates directory
• GitHub Actions workflow examples
• Documentation for IDE integration
• Code fix providers with absurd suggestions
• Diagnostic severity: Warning (never Error, that would be too productive)

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Source: docs/new-features.md Epic #6