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++ This is my Fender Stratocaster. It has lasers. It literally shoots lasers at Republicans. I'm not joking. As you can see it's totally badass. It's sunglasses are not pictured as they're being repaired by the International Space Laboratory. Even more amazing than all that is the fact that this guitar is a eunuch. No penis. Rock on. +
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