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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
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  <title>Mods | Serious S.H.I.T.</title>
  <meta name="description" content="Custom modifications for synthesizers, pedals, and toys. Circuit bending services.">

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  <meta property="og:description" content="Custom modifications for synthesizers, pedals, and toys. Circuit bending services.">
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  <style>
    .maintenance-screen {
      min-height: 60vh;
      display: flex;
      flex-direction: column;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      text-align: center;
      font-family: var(--font-mono);
    }
    .error-code {
      font-size: 5rem;
      font-weight: 900;
      color: var(--text);
      line-height: 1;
      margin-bottom: 1rem;
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      <a href="index.html" class="brand mono">SERIOUS S.H.I.T. <span style="color: var(--accent)">//MODS</span></a>
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        <a href="index.html"><span class="lang-en">Home</span><span class="lang-he">בית</span></a>
        <a href="workshops.html"><span class="lang-en">Workshops</span><span class="lang-he">קורסים</span></a>
        <a href="sales.html"><span class="lang-en">Gear</span><span class="lang-he">ציוד</span></a>
        <a href="gallery.html"><span class="lang-en">Gallery</span><span class="lang-he">גלריה</span></a>
        <a href="mods.html" class="coming-soon"><span class="lang-en">Mods</span><span class="lang-he">מודס</span></a>
        <a href="contact.html"><span class="lang-en">Contact</span><span class="lang-he">צור קשר</span></a>
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    <!-- English -->
    <div class="lang-en">
      <div class="error-code">404<span style="color: var(--accent)">_MODS</span></div>
      <p style="margin-bottom: 2rem;">> SYSTEM STATUS: UNDER_CONSTRUCTION<br>> We are busy breaking things.</p>

      <div style="border: 1px dashed var(--border); padding: 1rem; display: inline-block;">
        <p style="font-size: 0.8rem; color: var(--text-dim);">The Mod Shop is offline. Check back later for circuit bending services.</p>
      </div>

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        <a href="index.html" class="pane-cta">&lt; RETURN_ROOT</a>
      </div>
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    <!-- Hebrew -->
    <div class="lang-he">
      <div class="error-code">404<span style="color: var(--accent)">_מודים</span></div>
      <p style="margin-bottom: 2rem;">> סטטוס מערכת: בבנייה<br>> אנחנו עסוקים בלשבור דברים.</p>

      <div style="border: 1px dashed var(--border); padding: 1rem; display: inline-block;">
        <p style="font-size: 0.8rem; color: var(--text-dim);">חנות המודים לא זמינה כרגע. חזרו מאוחר יותר לשירותי כיפוף מעגלים.</p>
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