Remove cards we're not keeping

Author: CardsAgainstCryptography

src/black.txt

@@ -1,8 +1,6 @@
-A company asked me if I could help them implement \BLANK using \BLANK.
 A crypto conference is never complete without \BLANK.
 A recent laboratory study shows that undergrads have 50\% less sex after being exposed to \BLANK.
 A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without \BLANK.
-A talk titled \BLANK turned out to just be about \BLANK.
 Both Microsoft and Apple have concerns with \BLANK.
 Bruce Schneier's new book has a chapter on \BLANK.
 Despite his work at Bletchley Park, Alan Turing is little know for his work on \BLANK.
@@ -33,20 +31,15 @@ I woke up filled with shame about \BLANK.
 I'll eat my hat if anyone ever breaks \BLANK.
 I'm hoping to avoid 2/3 of the program committee, because my paper is on \BLANK.
 I'm sorry, Professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of \BLANK.
-ISO standardization efforts were subverted by \BLANK.
 I've had it with these blockchain bros! ``Crypto'' means \BLANK.
 It took 72,000 instances, but I finally cracked \BLANK.
 It turns out that my company's password policy requires \BLANK.
 My academic CV says I'm an expert on \BLANK.
 My career started with \BLANK.
 My encryption scheme is extra secure because of \BLANK.
-My favorite crypto-currency collapsed because of \BLANK.
 My first accepted paper was on provably secure \BLANK.
-My grant application was accepted because of \BLANK.
-My grant application was denied because of \BLANK.
 My latest paper on \BLANK will help me get more citations than Mihir Bellare.
 My student couldn't complete their homework due to \BLANK.
-My upcoming publication on \BLANK uses \BLANK.
 Oh no! I just saw Koblitz and Menezes taking another look at \BLANK.
 One regret I have from my PhD is \BLANK.
 Putting \BLANK in my application helped me immensely.
@@ -56,7 +49,6 @@ TSA guidelines now prohibit \BLANK on airplanes.
 Talk dirty to me, baby. Tell me about \BLANK.
 The Bletchley Park Museum has just opened an interactive exhibit on \BLANK.
 The Israeli government stores its data with \BLANK.
-The newest side channel attack uses \BLANK.
 The next big thing will almost certainly be \BLANK.
 The talk that had the most influence on my personal life was \BLANK.
 The thing I love most about staying in the UCSB dorms during Crypto is \BLANK.
@@ -73,7 +65,6 @@ What's my secret power?
 When I am President of the United States, I will create the Department of \BLANK.
 When my crypto patents turn me into a billionaire, I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate \BLANK.
 Why can't I sleep at night?
-WTF! My paper on \BLANK just got rejected from the ePrint server.
 Yo' momma so dumb she encrypts her files with \BLANK.
 \BLANK kept me up all night.
 \BLANK was the last thing I expected to find in Edward Snowden's leaked documents.

src/white.txt

@@ -4,13 +4,12 @@
 2-sentence Eurocrypt reviews.
 4mm reasonable margins.
 A 25-year old policy on sexual harassment.
-A 5-cycle speedup.
 A Facebook friend request from a cryptographer I~actually despise.
 A career-limiting card game.
 A dancing cryptographer.
 A genuine attempt to configure IPsec.
 A hand wavy argument.
-A hardcoded nonce.
+A long-term nonce.
 A non-fabricated use of pairings.
 A painfully slow Tor masturbation session.
 A popup Skype notification from ``lovemachine69'' during my keynote talk.
@@ -33,7 +32,6 @@ An overfull hbox.
 An overlooked patent.
 Arriving 13 minutes late to a 15 minute talk and having the gall to ask a question.
 Asking for 2 room keys during check-in, knowing full well I'm not getting laid.
-Bad attacker models.
 Bart Preneel's \\ private key.
 Beefing up my Proposition to a Theorem because I'm that awesome.
 Being forced to attend social events because I'm the visitor's official host.
@@ -44,9 +42,7 @@ Brexit.
 Checking my Google Scholar profile daily.
 Chocolate-covered shrimp.
 Citing personal communication.
-Clipper chip v2.0.
 Conferences with 5 submissions at 11:59pm.
-Copying code from PDF files.
 Crippling student debt.
 Crypto wars.
 Deadline day flatulence.
@@ -57,11 +53,9 @@ Doing Facebook maths puzzles to show I am better than those idiot 97\%.
 Double ROT-13.
 Drinking alone.
 Dropping the word Blockchain into my research proposal as many times as possible.
-DUAL\_EC.
-E-voting.
+Dual\_EC\_DRBG.
 Encrypted database security definitions.
 Explaining what my job is at a family reunion.
-Export restrictions.
 Falling asleep in a 5-person meeting.
 Feeling flattered because a conference spam email addressed me as Professor.
 Fighting over LaTeX syntax.
@@ -76,7 +70,7 @@ Getting stuck at the French-speaking banquet table.
 Getting tenure, then chilling the f--- right out!
 Getting turned on by a proof.
 Going straight to journal.
-Government mandated backdoors.
+Government-mandated backdoors.
 HTTPS everywhere!
 Hands-on supervision.
 Having to write a polite rebuttal to the reviewer who clearly didn't read past page 2.
@@ -108,7 +102,6 @@ My successful career at a patent troll company.
 My supervisor's morning breath.
 Nigel Smart's new Hawaiian shirt.
 Overselling it hard in the introduction.
-Padding oracles.
 Password1.
 Picturing the FSE audience naked.
 Politely starting an answer with ``That's a good question...'', when the question is actually idiotic.
@@ -123,12 +116,10 @@ Putting an outdoors-y photo on my academic webpage to look well-rounded.
 Quadruple XOR.
 Quantum key distribution.
 Quickly trying to peek at someone's badge as I shake their hand, but it's flipped backwards.
-Randomness by dice roll.
 Reading the person in front's emails.
 Relatives who ask me to help them install their printer on Windows.
 Rogaway's loose morals.
 Satoshi Nakamoto.
-Schoolbook RSA.
 Security through obscurity.
 Sending an email at 11pm so people think I work hard.
 Serious rump session speakers.
@@ -150,7 +141,6 @@ The NSA's massive stack of amateur porn.
 The North Korean Cryptographic Standard.
 The awkward question the chair asks when nobody understood the talk.
 The awkward silence of 8 people standing in a circle during the afternoon coffee break.
-The CAESAR competition deadline.
 The great firewall of China.
 The great paywall of IEEE.
 The intoxicating aroma of 12 PhD students in one office.
@@ -159,7 +149,6 @@ The one person I don't want to get stuck next to on the conference excursion bus
 The one really hot person at CHES registration drinks.
 The one suit I own for meetings with industry.
 The person in the front row taking photos of every slide.
-The pqc-forum mailing list.
 The secret flash drive hidden in my underwear.
 The student body.
 The walking zombie corpse of Claude Shannon.
@@ -171,7 +160,6 @@ Turning up to one meeting and claiming co-authorship.
 Tweeting about my paper acceptance.
 Unbreakable military-grade encryption.
 Undergrads.
-Unnecessary Star Wars references.
 Using Beamer because it's social suicide to use PowerPoint.
 Using ``it clearly follows'' when the implied following is anything but clear.
 Using ``we should talk about this offline'' because the question exposes holes in my paper.