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65 changes: 57 additions & 8 deletions True-Grit_V1.2.js
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Expand Up @@ -2,6 +2,62 @@ const Discord = require("discord.js");
const client = new Discord.Client();
const config = require("./config.json");

// Random Insult Generator:
function generateRandomInsult() {
var insultLine1 = ["Artless", "Bawdy", "Beslubbering", "Bootless",
"chrlish", "Cockered", "clouted", "craven",
"currish", "dankish", "dissembling", "droning",
"Errant", "fawning", "fobbing", "froward",
"frothy", "Gleeking", "Goatish", "Gorbellied",
"Impertinent", "Infectious", "Jarring", "Loggerheaded",
"lumpish", "Mammering", "Mangled", "Mewling",
"paunchy", "Pribbling", "Puking", "Puny",
"Qualling", "Rank", "Reeky", "Rougish",
"Ruttish", "Saucy", "Spleeny", "Spongy",
"Surly", "Tottering", "Unmuzzled", "Vain",
"Venomed", "Villanious", "Warped", "Wayward",
"Weedy", "Yeasty"];
//Is there a better way to be doing this?
var insultLine2 = ["Base-court", "Bat-fowling", "Beef-witted", "Beetle-headed",
"Boil-brained", "Clapper-clawed", "Clay-brained", "Common-kissing",
"Crook-pated", "Dismal-dreaming", "Dizzy-eyed", "doghearted",
"Dread-bolted", "Earth-vexing", "Elf-skinned", "Fat-kidneyed",
"Fen-sucked", "Flap-mouthed", "Fly-bitten", "Folly-fallen",
"Fool-born", "Full-gorged", "Guts-griping", "Half-facced",
"hasty-witted", "Hedge-born", "hell-hated", "Idle-headed",
"Ill-breeding", "Ill-nurtured", "Knotty-pated", "Milk-livered",
"Motley-minded", "Onion-eyed", "Plume-plucked", "Pittle-deep",
"Pox-marked", "Reeling-ripe", "Rough-hewn", "Rude-growing",
"Rump-fed", "Shard-borne", "Sheep-biting", "Spur-galled",
"Swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "Tickle-brained", "Toad-spotted",
"Unchin-snouted", "Weather-bitten"];

var insultLine3 = ["Apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder",
"boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom",
"Clack-dish", "Clotpole", "coxcomb", "codpiece",
"Death-token", "Dewberry", "Flap-dragon", "Flax-wench",
"Flirt-gill", "Foot-licker", "fustilarian", "giglet",
"Gudgeon", "Haggard", "Harpy", "Hedge-pig",
"Horn-beast", "Hugger-mugger", "Joithead", "Lewdster",
"Lout", "Maggot-pie", "Malt-worm", "Mammet",
"Measle", "Minnow", "Miscreant", "Moldwarp",
"Mumble-news", "Nut-hook", "Pigeon-egg", "Pignut",
"Puttock", "Pumpion", "Ratsbane", "Scut",
"Skainsmate", "Strumpet", "Varlot", "Vassal",
"Whey-face", "Wagtail"];

var InsultRandom1 = Math.floor(Math.random()* 49);
var InsultRandom2 = Math.floor(Math.random()* 49);
var InsultRandom3 = Math.floor(Math.random()* 49);
var to_send = `${message.mentions.users.first()}, thou art a
${insultLine1[InsultRandom1]} ${insultLine2[InsultRandom2]}
${insultLine3[InsultRandom3]}`;

message.channel.send( to_send );

return randomInsult;
}

client.on('you up?', () => {
console.log(`new phone who dis?`);
client.user.setGame(`What's this?! True Grit is Evolving!`);
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// New version of insult generator here utlizes the above 'trait' command process. But with a bit more in the array.

if (command === "insult"){
var insultLine1 = ["Artless", "Bawdy", "Beslubbering", "Bootless", "chrlish", "Cockered", "clouted", "craven", "currish", "dankish", "dissembling", "droning", "Errant", "fawning", "fobbing", "froward", "frothy", "Gleeking", "Goatish", "Gorbellied", "Impertinent", "Infectious", "Jarring", "Loggerheaded", "lumpish", "Mammering", "Mangled", "Mewling", "paunchy", "Pribbling", "Puking", "Puny", "Qualling", "Rank", "Reeky", "Rougish", "Ruttish", "Saucy", "Spleeny", "Spongy", "Surly", "Tottering", "Unmuzzled", "Vain", "Venomed", "Villanious", "Warped", "Wayward", "Weedy", "Yeasty"];
//Is there a better way to be doing this?
var insultLine2 = ["Base-court", "Bat-fowling", "Beef-witted", "Beetle-headed", "Boil-brained", "Clapper-clawed", "Clay-brained", "Common-kissing", "Crook-pated", "Dismal-dreaming", "Dizzy-eyed", "doghearted", "Dread-bolted", "Earth-vexing", "Elf-skinned", "Fat-kidneyed", "Fen-sucked", "Flap-mouthed", "Fly-bitten", "Folly-fallen", "Fool-born", "Full-gorged", "Guts-griping", "Half-facced", "hasty-witted", "Hedge-born", "hell-hated", "Idle-headed", "Ill-breeding", "Ill-nurtured", "Knotty-pated", "Milk-livered", "Motley-minded", "Onion-eyed", "Plume-plucked", "Pittle-deep", "Pox-marked", "Reeling-ripe", "Rough-hewn", "Rude-growing", "Rump-fed", "Shard-borne", "Sheep-biting", "Spur-galled", "Swag-bellied", "tardy-gaited", "Tickle-brained", "Toad-spotted", "Unchin-snouted", "Weather-bitten"];

var insultLine3 = ["Apple-john", "baggage", "barnacle", "bladder", "boar-pig", "bugbear", "bum-bailey", "canker-blossom", "Clack-dish", "Clotpole", "coxcomb", "codpiece", "Death-token", "Dewberry", "Flap-dragon", "Flax-wench", "Flirt-gill", "Foot-licker", "fustilarian", "giglet", "Gudgeon", "Haggard", "Harpy", "Hedge-pig", "Horn-beast", "Hugger-mugger", "Joithead", "Lewdster", "Lout", "Maggot-pie", "Malt-worm", "Mammet", "Measle", "Minnow", "Miscreant", "Moldwarp", "Mumble-news", "Nut-hook", "Pigeon-egg", "Pignut", "Puttock", "Pumpion", "Ratsbane", "Scut", "Skainsmate", "Strumpet", "Varlot", "Vassal", "Whey-face", "Wagtail"];

var InsultRandom = Math.floor(Math.random()* 49);

message.channel.send(`${message.mentions.users.first()} Thou art a ${insultLine1[InsultRandom]} ${insultLine2[InsultRandom]} ${insultLine3[InsultRandom]}`);
generateRandomInsult();
}
//const request= require("request")("http://numbersapi.com/random/math?json",)
//function(err, res, body) {
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