@@ -1676,7 +1676,7 @@ class APItem {
16761676 " Pong Challenge" ,
16771677 " Math Problem Trap" ,
16781678 " Pocket Lens" ,
1679- " Nothing "
1679+ " Lonely Friday Night "
16801680 ];
16811681 for (name in itemNames ) {
16821682 createItemByName (name );
@@ -2223,9 +2223,49 @@ class APrilFools extends APTrap {
22232223 " The void is coming."
22242224 ];
22252225
2226+ var funnySpamMessages = [
2227+ " I CAN [[I See You!]]..." ,
2228+ " DID YOU [[Hearing-Aid]] THAT?" ,
2229+ " DON'T LOOK [[RUN! RUN AWAY!]]." ,
2230+ " YOUR [[Time is a valuable thing]] is [[Drifting Away]]." ,
2231+ " IS SOMEONE [[watching from afar!]]?" ,
2232+ " CHECK YOUR [[Surround-Sound Speaker System]]." ,
2233+ " WHAT WAS [[Sound Around Town]]?" ,
2234+ " ARE YOU [[all alone on a friday afternoon]]?" ,
2235+ " SOMETHING [[FEEL YOUR]] [[Power Off]]." ,
2236+ " WHY IS IT SO [[it's quiet. too quiet]]?" ,
2237+ " YOUR [[Smart Device]] IS NOW [[Where am I? What is this??]]. JUST [[clowning around]]!" ,
2238+ " WHY DID THE [[creator of all things technology]] [[GIVE UP!]]? THEY DIDN'T GET [[Group your strings into in array]]." ,
2239+ " 404: [[lucky number 9]] [[MISSING]]." ,
2240+ " DID YOU JUST [[Feeling lucky]]? [[THE BOLD AND THE BRAVE]] move." ,
2241+ " YOUR [[TYPING MECHANIC]] IS [[I HATE YOU SO MUCH]]." ,
2242+ " [[Congratulations!]] YOU'VE WON [[absolutely nothing]]!" ,
2243+ " THIS IS NOT A [[hyperlink blocked]], IT'S A [[FEATURE PRESENTATION]]." ,
2244+ " YOUR [[rodent]] JUST [[go of my own will]]. OR DID IT?" ,
2245+ " DON'T WORRY, THE [[Spagetti Code]] IS 100% [[insect repellent]]. MAYBE." ,
2246+ " [[fun fact]]: [[The following message is]] [[what's the point to life]]." ,
2247+ " YOUR [[LORD OF SCREENS]] IS NOW [[10% brighter on kids]]. JUST [[it was a joke calm down, CALM DOWN]]!" ,
2248+ " [[Did you know?]] This message is [[it all feels like a waste of time]]." ,
2249+ " Your [[CPU]] is [[STOP LAUGHING AT ME]]." ,
2250+ " [[ERR]] 42: [[Life, the universe, and everything sweet]]." ,
2251+ " Your [[Raw, Artifical Memory]] just said [[Hello, World!]]." ,
2252+ " This is a [[testing, testing]]. [[Or is it?]]" ,
2253+ " Your [[Projection Device]] wants [[a break from all of you]]." ,
2254+ " [[GOD]] is [[I See You]]." ,
2255+ " [[GOD]][[2]] is [[I See You]]." ,
2256+ " [[GOD]][[2]] is [[I'm always watching]]." ,
2257+ " [[GOD]] is [[I'm always watching]]." ,
2258+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[I'm always watching]]." ,
2259+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[you're adorable when you sleep!]]." ,
2260+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[go play, children! I'll watch from here]]." ,
2261+ " [[GOD]][[2]] and [[GOD]] are [[STOP LOOKING AT MY DECK YOU FILTHY CHEATER!]]." ,
2262+ " [[the void is coming.]]"
2263+ ];
2264+
22262265 var randomMessage = Std .random (100 ) < 20 // 20% chance for creepy messages
22272266 ? creepyMessages [Std .random (creepyMessages .length )]
22282267 : funnyMessages [Std .random (funnyMessages .length )];
2268+ if FlxG .random .bool (1 ) randomMessage = funnySpamMessages [Std .random (funnySpamMessages .length )];
22292269 if (! PlatformUtil .sendWindowsNotification (" Archipelago" , randomMessage )) {
22302270 APItem .popup (randomMessage , " Archipelago" , true );
22312271 }
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