chore: Switch from tap to node-native test runner

[avinashbot]

Needed to make an empty commit, got carried away. Everything I used is supported going back to Node 20 LTS (https://nodejs.org/docs/latest-v20.x/api/test.html).

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[avinashbot]

Husky yelled at me about these lines, so

husky - DEPRECATED

Please remove the following two lines from .husky/commit-msg:

#!/usr/bin/env sh
. "$(dirname -- "$0")/_/husky.sh"

They WILL FAIL in v10.0.0

[codecov]

Codecov Report

✅ All modified and coverable lines are covered by tests.
✅ Project coverage is 100.00%. Comparing base (8230633) to head (a394857).
⚠️ Report is 1 commits behind head on main.

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  Files            2         4     +2     
  Lines           28       131   +103     
  Branches         5         0     -5     
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+ Hits            28       131   +103     

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