jokes

Jokes

My silly computer related jokes...

Table of Contents

• Surfing anonymously sucks
• Daily Web $h!t
• What is your phone number?
• Are you a bad hacker?
• Wi-Fi Access Points

What is your phone number?

Q:

Hello,

What's your phone number?
Want to call you for new opportunities!

A:

Hi there,
My Phone number is +32 496 28 38 96
But honestly, I prefer VOIP (Voice Over IP) calls.
That's free and unlimited
And we can do video calls too.

Q:

Ah Ok, but I have no clue what you are talking about.

A:

No problem, I'm used to that.
Give me your IP and I will call you.
You can get that number from here: https://www.whatismyip.com/

Q:

Alright, here you go: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx

A:

I'm sorry, my VOIP software just crashed. I have no clue why.
I need to fix this, but I wonder where to begin
This will take a few day...
Do you mind if I call you in let's say, 3 days or more?
I have a lot of work to figure out some things.

Q:

No problem,
Take your time and call me when possible.

Never called, just hacked and know enough now.

Are you a bad hacker?

Q:

Are you a bad hacker?

A:

What do you mean exactly?

Q:

Well, are you a black or grey hat hacker?

A:

Ask my ex girlfriends
Even after cheating, I did not hack them...
Nor during our relationship.
That's why i'm stupid and a white hat hacker.

Wi-Fi Access Points

How to recognise the hat they are wearing?

When scanning, I see 106 Wireless access points...

Black Hat:

Cool, this is dope

Grey Hat

I dont give a $h!t, let's try

White Hat

Damn, where is my AP?