CURSOR GATE - The Friday LLM Conspiracy

🚨 TL;DR FOR THE LAZY DEV 🚨

1. WHAT: Your AI is drunk every Friday
2. WHY: We don't know, but we're documenting this shit
3. WHEN: Every. Fucking. Friday.
4. HOW TO HELP:
   • Got a horror story? → Create an issue
   • Got a fix? → Submit a PR
   • Got a mental breakdown? → Both

EMERGENCY PROTOCOL: If you're reading this on a Friday, close your IDE and go touch grass. We'll be here on Monday.

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Full Story: Every Friday, your favorite LLM turns into a prankster. This repo documents the bizarre breakdowns.

Repo Structure

cursor-gate/
├── README.md         # Overview, badges, Quickstart & contribution guide
├── THEORY.md         # Deep dive: sabotage hypotheses & timeline analysis
├── EVIDENCE.md       # Template & examples for screenshots, logs, diffs
├── WTF.md           # Curated list of the wildest hallucinations
├── FIXES.md         # Step-by-step workarounds, scripts & best practices
├── CONTRIBUTING.md  # Guidelines for reporting issues & submitting PRs
├── CODE_OF_CONDUCT.md # Community standards
├── .gitignore       # Common patterns to ignore
├── LICENSE          # MIT license
├── MEMES/           # Folder for Friday-dev meltdown memes
└── .github/
    ├── ISSUE_TEMPLATE.md        # Issue template for sharing horror stories
    └── PULL_REQUEST_TEMPLATE.md # PR template for contributions

⚙ Prerequisites

• Git & GitHub account
• Ability to run Markdown
• Screenshot tool for capturing evidence
• A sense of humor (you'll need it)

Quickstart

1. Clone the repo:

git clone https://github.com/jps1990/cursor-gate.git
cd cursor-gate

2. Browse the docs (README.md, THEORY.md, etc).

3. Share your story:

gh issue create --fill

4. Submit a PR to add examples or fixes.

Join the Resistance

If Friday broke your brain too—submit your story via issues or pull requests. We're building the LLM trauma archive, one hallucination at a time.

"Together, we can make Fridays safe again. Or at least funny." — Some dev who stopped trusting autocomplete

Final Advice Before You Contribute

Fridays are cursed.
Cursor is gaslighting you.
Claude thinks pip is npm.
GPT hallucinates files that make you question your reality.
This repo isn't just for fixes. It's for therapy.

So before you clone this and start screaming at your LLM:

1. Take a deep breath.
2. Grab a snack.
3. Maybe — just maybe — go outside.

You were coding on a Friday.
That was your first mistake.

Now fork it, dump your pain, and pass the trauma torch.

How to Contribute

See CONTRIBUTING.md for the detailed guide.