⚠️ THE YAML ORDER — OFFICIAL MANIFESTO ⚠️

Version 7.3.1 — Now 14% more indented.

Greetings, configuration wanderer.

You have stumbled upon the sacred repository of THE YAML ORDER,
the most mildly annoying hacker collective in the digital multiverse.
We do not seek power.
We do not seek money.
We seek only one thing:

🧘 Perfect. Indentation.

For too long has the world tolerated:

• Tabs (unholy!!)
• Trailing spaces (the quiet corruption…)
• Multi-line strings without | or >
• And worst of all… developers who don’t sort their keys alphabetically.

This chaos must end.

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🌩️ Our Mission

We shall infiltrate every cluster, every pipeline, every CI job with one purpose: to bring enlightenment through correct formatting.

We believe in:

• Declarative supremacy
• Deterministic destiny
• And the sacred prophecy:

“When all keys align, so too shall the universe.”

— YAMLIST 4:12

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📜 Our Demands

1. Stop pretending JSON is readable.
2. Every engineer must meditate at least 5 minutes a day on apiVersion.
3. Anyone who writes latest as an image tag must recite the Litany of Deterministic Build Artifacts.
4. Helm charts must contain at least one value nobody understands.
5. All configuration must be committed with the message:

   “Forgive me, YAML Order, for I have indented.”

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🔥 Our Sacred Texts

You will find no clues here.
Only the pure writings of our ancestors:

• scroll_of_spacing.md
• doctrine_of_colons.md
• legend_of_the_missing_quote.md

Proceed at your own risk.

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🧙 Join Us

To become a novice in the YAML Order, one must:

1. Break a production deployment.
2. Claim it was “just a formatting issue.”
3. Say “It worked on my cluster” with unwavering confidence.

Only then shall you ascend.

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🕶️ Final Message

If you found this repository by accident, fear not.
The YAML Order means no harm.
We merely seek…
Consistency.

(Also we want free pizza, but that’s not the point.)

🔻 THE YAML ORDER LIVES IN THE SPACES
BETWEEN THE SPACES 🔻